#✧˖° about.

[jedibetray]

also important -- bode and anikin LIKELY overlapped as padwans at some point. the timeline just works out for their ages (especially given the ages of leia and kata being similar in 9 BBY) they were just assigned to different spaces as knights because they obviously have different skills.

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[ladyshinga]

[mangosteen]

[jedibetray]

it's really important to me that bode doesn't see himself as the antagonist to the story ( and certainly not a villain - though with that i agree with him ). everything bode did was for a purpose AND everything he did he wanted to benefit cal and their shared found family. he didn't want cere to die. he didn't want cordova to die. he was just so afraid that opening tanalorr up to the hidden path would mean tanalorr falling into the wrong hands. cal is so trusting and naive. he knows from experience how easily that is to manipulate. cal letting the wrong person go to tanalorr was inevitable. he thought he was protecting all of them. most importantly kata.

yes, what he did was wrong, but he will never feel regret for putting kata's safety first. he feels an immense amount of guilt for what all happened, but not regret.

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[cannibalchicken]

[rhythmgameurl]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]