2024/09/05 Blog post by Wakana お久しぶりです!Wakanaのドウガ!〜猿島編〜
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A New Wakana FC Video After a Long Time! ~Sarushima Edition~
The other day I got on a bus and when it was finally time to get off at the next stop, I was suddenly confronted with a really big problem. You might wonder what problem it could have been. Well, of course it's the dilemma of who is pressing the STOP button first (I realise, it's a non-issue for most people).
I often wonder if anyone will press the button so I will raise my arm, preparing myself to press it. But in that very moment someone else on the bus will beat me to it and press the button first so I've put in effort for nothing. But then at other times, when I decide to do nothing and wait for someone else to step in, for some reason, no one will move a finger to press the button. To avoid these troublesome moments, I will usually take charge of the situation and press the button at the first possible opportunity (even if it is for a stop where a lot of people will get off anyway).
However, on this day, about 0.5 seconds before my finger was touching the button, a little girl sitting in the seat in front of me also reached for the button close to her! ! Oh my God!! 😭😭Before I knew it, I had already pressed the button on reflex 😭*sobs* A grown-ass adult, driven by a misguided sense of responsibility, had pushed the button with so much enthusiasm and taken away a little girl's chance to do it. So stupid!
I saw how the poor girl reached out and just before her little finger touched the button, it lit up and the telltale "ping" rang through the bus, letting everyone know that the button had already been pressed. She turned to the woman beside her, presumably her mother, and just stared at her in shock and sadness. The woman looked at the girl with an appeasing smile and nodded (she honestly looked like the Virgin Mary trying to comfort her child.)
As for me, I was beyond myself. I was shocked too and completely froze up so I couldn't even say anything. I simply turned away with an apologetic expression on my face. I am so sorry, little girl! Please forgive me! To make things worse, I felt like the woman beside me had witnessed the whole thing so I tried to avoid looking at her as best as possible until I got off *laughs*
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I vowed to myself that from now on, I would always check to see if there were any children around.
Well, today, a new Wakana fan club video has been uploaded for the first time in a long while😊This is a video about my trip to Sarushima that I mentioned in earlier log posts and which was also featured in my fan club newsletter! I was alone so it was tricky to film myself but I made a short video that shows the beautiful scenery of the island. You can also hear the birds chirping😍The part where I climb the "Heartbreak Stairs" (it's what I decided to casually name them) is 2 minutes long and uncut😄It may be a little hard to watch💦I hope you enjoy it nonetheless✨ »»—— CLICK ME 🎁 CLICK ME ——««
I also have a video of the "island announcement" that I talked about in the podcast, so I'm uploading it here as a bonus😂(※please note that the volume may be high)
All right, that's all for today! Until next time~☆( '▽')/
***Wakana***
2024/09/10 Blog post by Wakana おしゃべりガーデン第13回目‼️〜お祭りと不思議話と訂正事項がございます‼︎〜
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Talk Garden Vol.#13‼️~Festivals, Mysteries and Corrections~
The other day, on the way back from having dinner with two of my friends, there was a festival nearby so we decided to take a look😊There were a lot of people on the narrow approach to the shrine, and they sold a lot of delicious things such as takoyaki, okonomiyaki, baby castella, and candy apples! Even though we had just eaten, we decided to buy some baby castella and walked through the crowd while eating it together😂We simply couldn't resist that sweet smell😋Then, one of my friends said that she was good at yo-yo fishing, so we decided to give it a try\(^o^)/You know, this time, unlike last time, I was able to catch one really easily🤣Mine was more like a vinyl air balloon rather than a proper yo-yo balloon so I didn't have to worry too much. I was still traumatised from my previous series of complete failures (please refer to my Instagram for details) so I went with this relatively safe and easy option.😂It doesn't even have water in it, so it's easy to get it out *laughs* My friend managed to get the water balloon yo-yo! Bravo!!
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After enjoying a delicious dinner, we bought baby castella, six skewers of yakitori, six pieces of fried chicken, and yakisoba. The three of us ate it all *laughs* The festival effect is amazing 😂
Well, today, Vol.13 of my podcast "Wakana's Talk Garden" has been uploaded!! ︎\\\٩( 'ω' )و ////I read about everyone's "strange and mysterious stories" 😊I realized that there are many different patterns in strange stories 😯There really are a lot of things that I find strange in my daily life. I thought about it a lot after I had recorded the episode.
For example, whenever I have a photo-shoot with my regular photographer, for some reason, the sky always clears up and it stops raining. Or when I think I've run out of an item so I buy more to stock up only to realise that I have a lot left *laughs* There are also lots of incidents when you can't help but think, "only at times like this…" These situations are really strange but they do happen😂I think the best example for something like this is when you suddenly meet someone that you haven't seen in ages😂And it's almost always in moments when you're just spacing out without thinking about anything, or when you're in a really hurry😂 Such weird timing! Why in that moment!? It's weird. Also, for some reason, various things just happen at the same time so that makes you wonder why now!? There are many strange things that happen every day so I want to live my life having fun while also appreciating all the strange occurrences 😊✨Thank you so much for all your submissions! !
Well, the next talk topic will be "Everyone's Rules of Healthy Living" ♪ Anything you make sure to eat every day? Are you doing anything to take care of your intestines? Maybe you try to walk the distance of one station every now and then? Please share all of your rules that help you lead a healthy life! \(^o^)/The deadline is the end of this month on September 30th! I'll be waiting for your messages♪
Last but not least, I need to correct something I said in the latest podcast episode! It's about my “Join Wakana! Houseboat Full-Course Tour” on September 22nd and 23rd. In the episode, I mentioned that the seating on the boat would be "chair-style". However, turns out that info was old, the boat we will board is a bit more traditionally Japanese so the seating will be "sunken kotatsu-style"!! 🥺🥺Maybe the boat is also a little bigger than it was originally, so that might be why they changed the seating style 🥺 I'm sorry for the misleading statement! 😭 So please note, there won't be any chairs, the seating provided will be sunken "kotatsu-style"!! ・:*+.(( °ω° ))/.:+ I hope you will sit comfortably! ! !
Anyway, that's all for today! Until next time~☆( '▽')/
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Wakana’s Talk Garden #13
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Episode #13
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・Share a strange experience
・Anything you’d like to ask Wakana/Anything you’d like Wakana to talk about
For next month’s episode which is scheduled to air on October 10th, the following two topics have been chosen:
・Everyone's Rules of Healthy Living
LGBTQ shika Ukeirerarenai Kuso Jinrui-domo ga - calcal || Lyrics + ENG Translation
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LGBTQしか受け入れられない糞人類共が。
You assholes who can’t accept anything beyond LGBTQ
返せよ。なあ、返せよ。私が私であった時間を
Give it back. Hey, give back the time when I was myself!
自分と違う物には違和感を抱くね。
Things that are different make me uncomfortable, you know.
形式上受け入れるために名前を付けるね。
In order to be officially accepted, you have to put a name to it, okay?
許容しようと架空の理由を早急作ろうね。
If you want to be tolerated, come up with a fictional rationalization at once.
瓶に詰めないと。ラベルを付けないと。
Fill the bottle. Put a label on it.
「性同一性障害です」って明言しなきゃ、異性の格好をしてはいけないんですか。
Do I have to claim I have “gender identity disorder” to be allowed to dress like the opposite sex?
プラスをつけるくらいなら、土砂降りのままでいいよ。
Rather than adding a plus sign, let the rain keep pouring down.
虹じゃ足りない。
I don’t need a rainbow.
LGBTQしか受け入れられない糞人類共が。
You assholes who can’t accept anything beyond LGBTQ
私にはどうもこのラベルは少し合わない。
No matter how hard I try, this label just doesn’t suit me.
形式張っていく理解。受け入れられないのはあなたの脳だ。
We have a formal understanding. Your mindset is what I can’t accept.
なんだその、ちっぽけな、腐った精子でも詰まってそう。
What’s that? It looks like it’s clogged with a tiny bit of fetid sperm.
返せよ。なあ、返せよ。私が私であった時間を
Give it back. Hey, give back the time when I was myself!
「それで女の味方をしたつもりか」?
“So you thought you were on the side of ‘woman’?”
なあ、その、ぶくぶく醜く太った主語を潰せ。
Listen up: get rid of that ill-fitting, ugly, thick idea
視線に媚びていく。然り。だが苦しくないだけ幸せなのか。
Flirting with that gaze, yes. But is happiness really just a lack of suffering?
気兼ねないはずなのに、ほんと息が詰まりそう。
I shouldn’t be worried about troubling anyone, but it feels like I’m gonna suffocate
男なら、男なら。自由でいたいだけなのに
Since you’re a man, since you’re a man. I just want to be free, but…
「女らしいって何」?
“What does it mean to be feminine?”
「男らしいって何」?
“What does it mean to be masculine?”
「普通って何」?
“What does it mean to be normal?”
「私は普通じゃないってこと」?
“So that means I’m not normal?”
ふざけるな。
Don’t fuck with me.
これが普通だ。お前が異常だ。
This is normal. You’re the aberration.
移動に特化した小配偶子を作るのが男だ。
Men produce small gametes that specialize in mobility.
性染色体をヘテロに持つのが男だ。
Men have non-homologous sex chromosomes.
栄養を蓄える大配偶子を作るのが女だ。
Women produce large gametes that contain nourishment.
性染色体をホモに持つのが女だ。
Women have homologous sex chromosomes.
子孫を作らない生物なんて突然変異のバグに違いない。
Organisms that don’t produce descendants must be mutations.
でも、僕らは人間だ。
However, we are humans.
理性を灯せ。
Use your reasoning.
大脳を回せ。
Roll it around in your brain.
その異常を尊重しろ。受け入れろ。
Hold that abnormality in esteem. Accept it.
名前がなくても受け入れて。
Even those of us without names, accept us.
少年愛をさ、制度(義務)とした古代ギリシャの民よ。
The citizens of ancient Greece, where pedophilia was practically mandatory.
同性愛をさ、禁忌とする敬虔なる人よ。
Religious fanatics who consider homosexuality a taboo.
LGBTQすら、受け入れられない遅れた年寄りよ。
Out-of-touch geezers who can’t even accept LGBTQ people.
あなた達はどうでもいい。
All of you are irrelevant.
それ以外の、今を生きて、味方かのような顔をする、上辺の字面だけ追う、共感の意義も忘れた猿よ。
And the rest of you: living in the moment, pretending to be allies while only caring about the surface level meanings of words, like monkeys who have forgotten the meaning of empathy.
こんなにも簡単だったんだ。取り戻せ。
It was that simple. Take it back.
つまり、そう。
In short, it’s like this.
LGBTQしか受け入れらない糞人類共が。
You assholes who can’t accept anything beyond LGBTQ
今日は馬鹿でいい。私達ならこの先へ行ける。
It’s okay to be an idiot right now. I’m sure we can move forward together.
糞を浴びていく。しかし、手を広げて待つくらいはできるだろ。
You’re still covered in shit. But at the very least, I can offer my hand and wait for you.
愛してるよ。吐くほど醜悪でも僕だ。
I love you. Even if I’m so unsightly that you could puke.
返せよ。だから、返せよ。私が私であった時間を
Give it back. I said, give back the time when I was myself!