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[machiavelli]

I’ll do the moodboards I promise. I have not forgotten them. It will take some time though, since I’m trying to stay off my phone (but I have to be active in the evening for Sanremo of course).

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[artdcnaldson]

cat - daddy cat - mrs. roger pinball - head tilt smiling monkey.gif

25. she/her. i follow from @patrickbtman

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changeover au

all asks/blurbs tagged here

🤍 changeover || art x reader, patrick x reader

🤍 tie break || art x reader, patrick x reader

+ BONUS (Patrick’s POV, Fall 2006)

+ BONUS (Valentines Day, 2007)

+ BONUS (March, 2007)

+ BONUS (Patrick’s POV, Summer, 2007)

+ BONUS (Art’s POV, Spring, 2008)

+ BONUS (Spring, 2010)

sex lessons au

all asks/blurbs tagged here

🤍 One

🤍 Two

🤍 Three

🤍 Four

blurbs (all smut, all 18+, read all warnings)

🤍 Patrick x Art x Reader

🤍 Patrick x Reader

🤍 Patrick x Reader

🤍 Tashi x Reader x Art

🤍 Art x Reader

🤍 Patrick x Reader

🤍 Art x Reader (Olympics AU pt. 1)

🤍 Art x Reader (Olympics AU pt. 2)

🤍 Patrick x Reader (good luck babe au)

🤍 Virgin!Art x Reader

🤍 Art x Reader (waxing fic)

🤍 Art x Reader (munch)

🤍 Puppy!Art x Reader (dry orgasm)

🤍 Religious!Virgin!Art x Reader

🤍 Art x Reader x Patrick (guessing game)

🤍 DILF!Art x Reader (affair)

🤍 Puppy!Art x Reader x Patrick (drugging)

🤍 DILF!Art x Babysitter!Reader (kiddo)

🤍 Stanford!Art x Reader (after practice)

🤍 Patrick x Reader (intox)

🤍 Patrick x Reader (small town hookup)

🤍 Patrick x Reporter!Reader (interview)

🤍 Stepdad!Patrick x Reader (drugging)

🤍 Patrick x Art's Ex!Reader (f2f)

🤍 Patrick x Art's GF!Reader (just the tip)

🤍 Patrick x Reader (throat fucking)

AU LIST

Patrick’s Sister AU - Prodigy AU - Role Reversal AU - Polycule AU - Puppy!Art AU - Art’s Sister AU - Corrupting Art AU - Sex Lessons AU - Stepbro!Patrick AU

EMOJI ANONS LIST (outdated... updates in the works)

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My Wonderful Moots

I’m so lucky and happy that I get to know all of you 💖💖 love you guys sm

@arias-archive Aria 💝 (my first moot who uses much cooler lingo, ✨love you so much✨)

@inmyheaddd Jude 🌸 (my lovely bestie that always has the most poetic things to say)

@prettylikethestars Bella 💖 (my pretty like the stars older sister who seriously needs to publish a book)

@lyrakanefanatic Klea 🌹 (nash hawthorne’s wife and my maid of honor at gray’s and my wedding, one of the best writers to ever exist)

@anintellectualintellectual Abeeha ✨ (the most intellectual sweetie)

@inkstainsonmysheets Resha 🩷✨ (my dancer twin and little sista)

@hopeless-umii Umi 💜✨ (my muslim bestie and little sista)

@haniya1234 Haniya 🎀 (I seriously adore you sm)

@grc-tig Gracie 🩵 (the amazing and stunning tig tiktok editor)

@lyragrayson4ever 💞 (the iconic lyrason fic writer)

@swiftreader1989 Yas 💐 (gorgeous girl energy only)

@shattered-glass-roses Madison 🐚 (the most amazing ever)

@lunarandlace Moon 🌙 (absolutely beautiful, just like the moon)

@beabeebeee Bea 💗 (my habibti and incredible Saudi bestie)

@7975348473 Tushu 🩵✨ (my sunshine pookie and little sista)

@lovethornes Izzy 💎 (most aesthetic girl ever)

@xoxoavry Avery 💜 (the juliette to my kenji)

@sweetreveriee @luvrism777 Vee 🌼 (my sweet sweet bestie)

@lila-77 Lila 🦋 (the prettiest and most academically intelligent girl)

@laufeysgoddess Eliana 🕊️ (as glorious as a goddess fr)

@liaisbroke Lia 🪷 (literally such an amazing pookie)

@shefollowedthestars Nova 🌻 (my favorite marvel girlie)

@jjsblueberry Jo 🤍 (jason grace’s fabulous wife)

@reminiscentreader Jas 💚 (my favorite baker who loves her blondes)

@ria-lina Ria 👑✨ (my incredibly intelligent bestie and future Georgetown student)

@darlingletters 💕 (my lovely bestie that is très belle)

@caramelmiacchiato Mia 🧸🤎 (my wonderful bestie that I live in Berk with)

@elysianwayy77 Jade ☕️ (my other little sister that I can obsess over coffee with)

@shestheworst Ellie 💋 (my perfect perfectionist pookie)

@anythinggoesbutme Brynnlee ☀️ (such a talented writer I’m literally so obsessed)

@mxst3rmind Ky 🌊 (my favorite swiftie & thought daughter)

@cherryribbcns Lucia 💘 (cardan’s amazing wife)

@inafictionalworld Liv 🕯️ (my favorite reader and book girlie)

@foreverwinter22 Alicia 🎤✨ (my new favorite singer)

@imanidiotforu Shriya 💌 (my favorite, lovely hopeless romantic)

@runningoutofink8 Mira 🌷 (the sweetest soul in the cutest body)

@shootingstargirl2001 Star 💫 (prettier than a pinterest board)

@telugxrl13 Hasini 🌺 (carter kane’s gorgeous wife)

@books-in-the-sky Skyyy 🌤️ (the best human being I know)

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@eternal--dream Hayley ⭐️ (effortlessly glowing girl)

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Ahem, you are on my favorite authors list with Scara fiction. Your works are gorgeous and I just love them! and your thoughts coincide with mine, I am so happy to read such fiction!!!! I love and adore you

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I'm glad you like it. Tumblr is very healing for me after years of being judged on TikTok. I like sharing my work with people who enjoy it too.

I'm always grateful for anyone's support and love.

So just for this, here's a quick continuation of my Wanderer/Scaramouche/Y/N post cause I like to spoil my readers❤️

You lay on Scaramouche as you feel Wanderer suddenly press his face into your abused cunt. Scara tries to protest but Wanderer holds him tight by the hair and refuses to let go. He had no choice but to begin to slurp up the unholy mixture of Wanderer's cum and your cunt juice as he buried his tongue deep between your sore folds and licked you clean. Wanderer smashed Scara's face harder against you forcing him to groan a little. The vibrations from this sent chills across your body and it didn't help when Scaramouche finally began to swirl little circles on your clit with his tongue as Wanderer chuckled at the sight of you getting aroused again.

You moaned softly. Feeling a little bad that Wanderer still wasn't allowing you to touch his former self despite how rock hard you could feel he was beneath you still. Yet as you feel a cool finger slowly slide in your tight asshole suddenly, you look back in shock to see Wanderer preparing you for something else. Your heart raced. Scaramouche continued to lap at your battered pussy like it was a meal and he a starving man meanwhile Wanderer just smirked at you before reminding you that you were very much still apart of this weird punishment for Scara. His voice making you feel nervous as you wondered what he had planned next.

"Since you seem to pity this fool. You're going to help him next. Relax sweetheart. This is only going to hurt more if you're tense."

[stygiansun-totaleclipse]

i dont know if nail polish exists in-universe, but lets pretend it does. which of the ros would let you paint their nails and which colors/designs would they prefer?

Kieran: you can paint their nails; black or dark blue. And if you wanna get fancy with it and do little designs do some sea creatures 🌊🐟🐠🦀🐙🐬🐳⚓️🐡🦈🦑🪸🪼🐚🐋🦞🦐🦭⛵️

Nihm: yes but only the toenails, they might forget for a moment in their excitement and agree to do the fingernails too but then they’d remember they’d have to take off the gloves and that’s a no no—but on the toenails, any color ooh or rainbowww!! :D ✨💖💗🥰🌈 and paint little bugs on each nail!!! 🐞🐛🐜🦟🪲🪳🕷️🦋

Lilith/Lucien: well, IF they could let you do the fingernails, they’d love to but you’ll have to settle just for the pedicure; they’re not gonna take off the gloves either sorry—but surprise them ❤️ they are your canvas, doll 💅💕 or if you really want them to pick then paint flowers 🌹🌸🌺🌷🌻🌼🪷🪻🥀💐

Samira: she’ll let you paint her nails. she’d prefer probably purple or yellow/marigold and if you want to do designs then do little leaves/foliage that’d be fun 🍃🍂🍁 she’d suggest little snakes 🐍 if they weren’t regarded by most as such an ill omen/symbol of evil/death etc bc she likes them as any other animal

Aurynn: he will let you do whatever as long as it’s pretty 💅✨ but he will also not be removing the gloves so you’ll have to settle for just the pedicure as well. and we are totally going to have to gossippppp girllllll (gn)

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Rock You - dad!Joel x Reader (6/2/25)

Let Me Try - Benji Kaplan x Reader (5/29/25)

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💟yuri2k

i think @merartist is taking comms!!

#get that bag girl!! #not aesthetic #real life

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my oc cld probz take yjh in a 1v1

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what if i killed you dead

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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#once again thinking about how much money I could make if I had Father copyright this copypasta #follow for more unethical capital gains pro tips #also I don't go here but ORV fandom seems uncouth and rabid #when I buy tumblr I'm banning these two specifically

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💟yuri2k

🎀dump him moodboard🎀

for anon <3

#omg an actual y2k post who is she!! #this ones for the girlies #kiss me instead #<- who said that #y2k #y2k aesthetic #y2kcore #y2k moodboard

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I AM NOT HAVING A FUCKING BREAKDOWN

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💟yuri2k

dm me babe 💕

#real life #not aesthetic

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#oomf is having a breakdown about a random blog?? #idk it's just a normal blog #they make relatable captions with stock images #worried about oomf :( #what do i do? #how do i reach out without sounding rude </3 #i just think someone should check on them #pppposts

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ORANGES?????????????? FUCKING ORANGES?????

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[flowersonmymind1016]

*BuckTommy fucks*

Bvddies: How disgusting! Tommy took advantage of Buck!!! Tommy is awful and a racist and Lou is a nepo baby! Worst LI of Buck’s. Buck deserves better! And if you ship them then you’re a horrible person!

*Buddie FaceTimes*

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[itsrafemfcameron]

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Taken Anons:

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[sapphicideas]

May I suggest you organise ur anons like this?

(By colour and type kind of)

🖤, 🐈‍⬛, 🐈🐈, 🐦‍⬛, 🐺, 🐺🐺, 🕸️, 🦇, 🐜, 🐌, 😾, 💀, ⚰️, 🔒, 🔐, ✂️, ✂️✂️, 🕷️, 🖤💫, 🖤🤍, 🗡️, 🌑, 🩸, 🧛🏼, 🦉, 🦇, 👞, 🐻‍❄️, 🧠, 🧋

🤍, 👼, 🪽, 🪽🪽, 🕊, 🐇, 🐰, 🐰🪽, 🐑, 🦢, 🦢🦢, 🕯️, 🕯🕯, 🩰, 🌕, 🌘, ⛲, ☁️, 🐚, ♧, 🕯️, ☃️, ☃️☃️, 🧊, 🧼, 🪞, 🪬, 🧝🏻‍♀️, 🩶

❤️, ♥️, ❣️, 💋, 💖, 💗, 💘, 💝, 💝💝, 💞, 🩷, 🩷🩷, 💓, 🫀, 💟, 🧁, 🍓, 🍓🍓, 🍒, 🍉, 🐙, 🐡, 🐡🐡, 🧛🏼, 🎀, 🙈🎀, 👒, 🎈, 🌷, 🌷👑, 🧚🏼‍♀️, 🧚🏿‍♂️, 🐿️, 🦦, ❤️‍🩹, 👛, 👛👛, 🦩, 🎆

🧡, 🐻, 🦊, 🦁, 🎃, 🍊, 🍑, 🦫, 🪸, 🐓, 🧇, 🍝

💛, 🌼, 🌻, 🐥, 🐣, 🐤, 🐝, 🐝👑, 👑, 🌞, 🌞🌞, 🌙, ⭐️, 💫, 💌, 💌💌, 🐆, 👑🐝, 🎠, ✨, ✨, 🌟, ⭐⭐, ⚡️, 🧈, 🍋‍🟩, 🐤, 🐦‍🔥, 🎗️, 🧃, 🧵

💚, 🍏, 🐸, 🐸, 🐊, 🐢, 🌱, 🌿, 🌵, 🍀, 🐍, 🐛, 🐛✨, 🪲, 🐢, 🍐

💙, 🩵, 🩵🩵, 💎, 🧊, 🌊, 🌊🌊, 🧜🏻‍♀️, 🌌, 🌧️, 🦕, 🐟, 🐳, 🦈, 🦈, 🐬, 🧬, 🧞‍♂️, 🌬️, 🧋, 🧼

💜, 🪻, 🪷, 🪷🪷, 🪷✨, ✨, 🔮, 🧝🏻‍♀️, 🎆, ✪, 🧶

🤎, 🍪, 🧸, 🧸🧸, 🪑, 🍞, 🍂, 🪵, 🦌, 🦥, 🐾, 🐾🐾, 🐨, 🧠, 🍯, 🦦

🌈, 🌠, 🌀, ✈️, 🛸, 🎨, 📀, 📼, 📸, 🪐, 🪐🪐, 🌌, 🎞️, 🎞️🎞️, 🌊🎶, 🗺️, 🗺️🗺️, 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍⚧️🐾, 🌠

🌸, 🌺, 🌷, 🌼, 🌹, 🥀, 💐, 🪷, 🪷🪷, 🪷✨, 🎀, 🧵, 🌷👑

📚, 📖, ✂️, ♟️, 📱, 💾, 🖋️, ✒️, 🩻, 🩻🩻, 🩻, 🎻, 🎮, 🛏️

🦜, 🦄, 🦄🦄, 🐅, 🐯, 🐘, 🐩, 🐶, 🐭, 🐦, 🐦‍🔥, 🐢, 🦭, 🐡, 🐠, 🦀, 🐳, 🐚, 🦑, 🐙, 🦐, 🦞

🍓, 🍓🍓, 🍉, 🍒, 🍓🍓, 🍣, 🍤, 🍡, 🍥, 🍰, 🍧, 🧁, 🍨, 🍯, 🍭, 🍬, 🥧

🍔, 🍕, 🥪, 🍟, 🥐, 🍞, 🍝, 🥯, 🍩, 🥨, 🍤, 🍣, 🥟, 🍵, ☕, 🧋, 🥂, 🍸, 🍸🥯, 🍷

🎸, 🎻, 🎶, 🎙️

🌠, ✨, 🌟, ⭐️, 💫, ☄️, 🌙

🛼, 🧪, 🔑, 🧠, ⏰, 📀, 🪄, 🧬, 🧼, 🧷, 🧦, 🧥, 🔮, 🪡, 🪏, 🪬, 🪞

did you just... organize all my anons...?

do you need your pussy eaten? your hair braided? cuddles? a house? my yearly salary? you name it, i'll give it to you lady