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About to bomb fart village ð€ð€ð€ð€
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welcome 2 tha STANK
sry, was bzy dming gvt about systemic frustrations or whatever...
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Whats the onomatopoeia for a fart sound in english...?? YOU DO HAVE ONE,...YES?
#in french it's prout#this post is very unserious i know BUT LIKE. ITS A LEGITIMATE CONCERN !!!!#thank god we have prout in our vocabulary merci merci#...#ððš#the urge to not post this is... strong. but if anyone reads this i guess it wont have been strong enough ha ha#send tweet typa beat-
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*looking for shocked japanese emoticons but find this first instead*
Gary! What are you doing in there?!
#qj#âŠ#the organization on this particular site sucksâŠ#but I did find what I was looking for#ððš
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Gas Giants Lore/World Building (Kink-free and no particular order)
- The proper name for the race is Celestial Giant; and the sub species broken down into Starts, Planets, Moons, Black Holes, Asteroids ect
-Stars are at the top of the social hierarchy and Asteroids are at the very bottom and often work as servants for planet giants and are seen as disposable.
-Stars are territorial by nature so they often over light years once they mature.
- Sun (or Solaris as he's sometimes called) functions as the ruler/guardian of the Milky Way while the planet are essentially are lords of their own courts (their own planets). Moons and asteroids function as their servants.
-The worst court to work in is Mars since he thinks himself a dictator
- Neptune is agreed to be one of the better ones as he's pretty low maintenance
-Black Hole is regarded as some kind of monster or dragon at the edge of the kingdom. Undeniably dangerous but if left alone won't go out it's way to cause havoc.
-Black holes play a hole in the celestial ecosystem as a cleaner for dead planets and wayward space debris (like rogue asteroids) that would disturb orbit and recycling them into stardust for new creations. There has been no record of one being able to speak, though when well fed and taken care of these giants can have a gentle and sweet disposition.
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my nextdoor neighbors are having a pleasant conversation in their bathroom. while i'm here, on the other side of the wall, fighting for my life
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Tumblr on the Seven Seas
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Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it
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No wenches?
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Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank
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AHOY???
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Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys
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nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats â â
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everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"
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Really makes you think
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this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??
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honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously
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mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,
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wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'
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no thanks
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outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
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i have drowned at sea
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i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today
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girl its not that deep â
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to YOU. i just get it
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honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held
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CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK
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CA-CAW
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the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.
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i think i hauve scurvy
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mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating
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wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this
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i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???
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op killed them
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even better news mateys, they kissed â â â
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Random ghost head cannons because Iâm having brain rot <3
Simon âsimpâ Riley loves to follow you around when youâre doing chores (or anything really)
You have to bring some groceries ? Well, he has a car and two big arms to help you carry whatever you want, plus he can reach anythingâs thatâs too high for you <3 come on get in the car
Got a doctors appointment ? Of course heâll be by your side, what if you need moral support ? Come on darling heâs just looking out for you :(
Need to get some supplies for a project youâre randomly interested in? Not only is he coming to check it out but heâs funding all of your little hobbies, he loves seeing his darling so interested in something
If he finds out about your little celebrity crush, heâs so stupidly jealous, just annoying you with questions like âif he and I were in the same room, who are you going toâ
âWhat if I died? and he wanted to marry you would you say yes? Be honestâ
âBe honest whoâs more good looking, I wonât be madâ (lie)
Heâd secretly want to ask you, if he was a worm would you still love him?
Oh and god forbid if he sees you on the couch with little Riley by your side, reading a book, a thin blanket resting on you, this man will nudge his dog off of your lap so he can take a little nap
Heâll wrap his large arms around your waist as he rests his head on your abdomen, and if you wrap your thighs around his neck, good luck paying attention to that book :P
One time he came home from deployment, sneaked into the house to surprise you, and he saw you in the kitchen, two pots on the stove, one left alone and the other has you stirring it, you had a pretty little apron around your waist, Riley was the first to be aware of his sudden arrival, running to her owner as she jumped up and down, happy to see him, you turn around with a gasp, running to your man that you havenât seen in weeks, still in his uniform, heâd pick you you and take his mask halfway off, bringing your lips together
Youâd tell him to go shower while you finish dinner and heâll just shake his head and wrap his arms around you as you continues cooking.
Heâd be spooning you, both of you on the couch, youâre on tiktok and heâs watching over your shoulder, and if you see a thirst trap of a character, and worse if you saved it? Heâs crossing his arms, turning around and thrust his butt to push you off of the couch âwhat? Sorry I donât think your boyfriend would appreciate you cuddling with this strangerâ
You taught him to use these emojis ðð and he canât stop using them in every sentence
Simsim ð: Iâm close to your favourite Chinese place, what do you want ð
Stinky fartsðš: chicken curry and rice please :3
Simsim ð: since you asked so nicely ð
Stinky farts ðš: ok stop using emojis I hate it
Simsim ð: I thought you wanted me to be more expressive
Stinky farts ðš: I take it back, and donât forget to get me a sprite
Simsim ð: ?
Stinky farts ðš: please ððð
Simsim ð: okay ððð
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moons serve as servants? omg i bet the drama that occurred after sun started seeing moon was crazy
Elevated servants; moons serve as personal attendance and advisors to the planets they orbit. Stars do not have moons, they wouldn't serve a purpose.
So it was a massive scandal when he started getting rather friendly with Earth's moon and this is why our dear Mama was prickly at first when Solaris took a keen interest in the newly formed Earth.
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ðªðŒððš This sweaty stud just finished his workout, as you can tell by his clinging, damp undies. As he enters the locker room, his gaze lands on a quiet, unsuspecting twink, and a devious grin spreads across his face. He knows exactly what he wants - to subject the helpless sub to a torturous experience, overwhelming him with the pungent aroma of his sweaty ass. He leans in close, letting loose a ripper of a fart right in the twink's face, watching as his eyes widen in shock and disgust. But it's only the beginning - he plans to rub his sticky, smelly ass all over the twinkâs face, marking him with his scent and leaving him gasping for air after being literally tortured with the horrible mix of sweat and body odor.
What a lucky twinkâŠ
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