#🍜 crack .

[virtualplushy]

i love when u explain sth to a toddler and they go “oh.” in a really solemn voice it’s so cute

[brickbozo]

[lemonlime]

✨️blanchin' yeah, we blanchin'✨️

[mxtxkinfessions]

I’m so silly (listening to my 44 song Hua Cheng pining Playlist over and over and wallowing as I draw Xie Lian on every drawable surface and go feral over research for modern statue making/carving)

—✈️🍜

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[hollandsangel]

move over | m. sturniolo

okAY here we go this is my first sturniolo fic please be nice to me i am afraid

ps if you’d like to be tagged in any (possible) future fics comment 🍜

summary: matt needs a bigger bed

wc: 1k

warnings: matt x fem!reader, cursing, nightmares? no description really, just funny and fluffy 🫡 all the triplets are in it but reader is dating matt!

..does anyone remember that one video where matt said chris never sleeps in his own bed? well…

gif by @mattsturnioloarchive !

you feel yourself slipping back into consciousness, and you can tell from the soft, pale blue light of matt’s bedroom that it’s morning. matt’s fast asleep behind you, resting on his stomach with you tucked up into his side, his right arm slung over your waist. you’re already upset that you have to pee, the idea of crawling out of the sleep-warm bed and leaving your boyfriend’s cozy embrace is not an appealing one, but the nagging in your bladder won’t go away.

with a sleepy sigh you stretch your arm out just enough to the tap the screen of your phone, the numbers 8:23 glaring back you. you still don’t have to be up for another hour and a half, which you think is an acceptable amount of time left to lay in matt’s arms and snooze a bit more, even if you don’t really need anymore sleep.

it’s a bit tricky to clamber out of bed without waking the sleeping boy next to you. trying to keep from dragging the duvet with you when you slide out. you tuck matt back in properly before you wander off to his bathroom. softly, you click the door shut, and it, along with your sleep-hazy mind, muffles any sounds coming from outside the bathroom.

for once, chris slept in his own bed, knowing you’d be sleeping over and nick was editing the video meant to go up later this afternoon early into the morning. it’s too early for him to be waking up on his own but something stirs him into wakefulness, his heart beating a little faster than it should be.

matt had woken up for a mere second when you slipped out of bed and hasn’t fallen back into the depth of his sleep, waiting for you to come back. he’s just barley alert enough to hear shuffling from down the hall, getting louder until the person responsible is standing at the crack in the door.

“matt?” chris whispers, peeking into the bedroom.

matt groans and rolls over just until he can see his brother over his shoulder, “what, chris?”

“i had a fucked up dream, dude,” chris says, padding further into the room, “where’s y/n?”

matt turns a little closer to his brother, facing him now, “bathroom,” he mumbles, “what was it about?”

chris is still standing in the middle of the room, phone held loosely in his hand, “you got into a fuckin’ car accident, a really bad one” he admits, feeling a bit foolish and juvenile for running to his brother after a bad dream, “can i sleep in here?”

matt’s face softens and he rubs his eye, “yeah, ‘course.” he says, watching chris slowly walk towards the bed, “that’s her side,” he says though when chris tries to lay where you had been.

chris fakes a scowl and matt makes a face back, sleep still tugging at his mind. the two of them lay back down, back to back, tugging the covers over their shoulders.

you finish washing your hands and shut off the bathroom light. rubbing at your eyes, you make your way back to matt’s room, looking forward to sleeping a bit longer. upon wandering in you’re met with more than one body under the blankets, making you stop in your tracks.

“chris?” you wonder outloud, stopped in the door way.

matt answers before his brother can, “he had a bad dream,” he explains to you, face smushed into the pillow, leaving the words all muffled and extra groggy.

“sure,” you say, as if chris sleeping in matt’s bed doesn’t surprise you (it doesn’t). dragging your feet over to your side of the bed to matt, where he’s taking up a bit too much room. “move over,” you tell him when he peels the blankets back for you. he shuffles back with a little too much effort and you climb back into bed.

once you’re settled matt scoots a little bit closer to you to make more room for the three people now in his queen sized bed, but also because he never passes up an excuse to hold you a little tighter.

you doze in and out, matt’s soft breath against your neck keeping you a little bit dazed but not quite enough to lull you back to sleep fully. it must be nearing 10 am now, more bright sun spilling in from the cracks in the curtains above the bed. you think chris is awake too, hearing breathy little chuckles every now and then. you reach for your phone, deciding on a mindless scroll through instagram.

after a few minutes it sounds like nick has also woken up, his footsteps audible in the bedroom above. you hear him coming down the stairs, and you think he stops in the kitchen until his voice fills the quiet halls.

“chris?” he asks, standing in his brother’s empty bedroom, confused as to why he’s not in bed.

“in here,” chris speaks up, waiting for nick to press the door open.

he does, standing at arms length with a skeptical look on his face, almost afraid of what he might find. “um…hello, what are you doing in here?” nick asks, finally crossing the threshold.

“he had a bad dream,” matt says into your shoulder, startling you. you didn’t know he was awake.

“i had a bad dwream,” chris says in that stupid pouty voice that drives all of you insane, no doubt looking at nick with puppy dog eyes.

“oh…kay,” nick says and you laugh at the suspicion still evident in his tone.

“did you see the tik tok i sent you?” chris is laughing but stops abruptly when matt kicks him in the calf, which makes you giggle into your boyfriend’s arm.

“yeah, but i’m a bit more preoccupied with the absurdity of the three of you in matt’s bed right now,” nick says in his distinct deadpan drawl, which only makes you smile more.

“c’mon nick you might as well join us,” you say, earning a loud, over exaggerated groan from matt, his arms tightening around your waist.

you think nick must oblige because he doesn’t say anything for a second, coming closer to the bed.

“move over, dummy fuck,” he says to chris, who laughs out loud and scoots closer to matt.

“i hate them,” matt whispers in your ear.

tags! @mattsturnioloarchive @averysbestyears

[quixotical-lymbo]

hi! Sorry for requesting AGAIN, I just- augh LOVE your writing, chefs kiss! But anyway- onto the request!

could you do a Wukong or Macaque (whichever one you want, I don’t particularly mind!) with a GN reader who takes dares like super seriously? One of their bad traits is that they don’t know how to step down from a challenge. Someone dared them to microwave a fork? Doesn’t even matter if it was a joke they’re still gonna do it! Romantic if you don’t mind! ^^

also remember to take breaks and drink some water!

Pairing: Macaque x gn!Reader Rating: SFW Summary: Never double dog dare a person who has no fear and the balls to do it.  Warnings/Tags: Pigsy, Sandy, and Mei cameo, implied drowning, and cussing/strong language used.  Word Count: 500+ words 

 

"...ca…seri…sto.."

Your hearing was the first thing that brought you back from the world of unconsciousness. The pounding headache followed after as you swallowed down the lump in your throat. 

"..never…me..and…"

Your eyelids struggled to lift and a soft whine left you as the fuzzy sounding noises  increased tenfold. 

"Well it certainly looks like it!" Pigsy gestured to you, his eyes flicked onto your face before gasping as you managed to crack one eye open.

"..huh..?" You flinched when a collective shout came from the crowd of people circling the bed you were on. Mei, Pigsy, and Sandy were there talking to you all at once. You could barely make out anything other than a few 'I'm glad you're awake' and 'don't ever scare us again.' 

"Will leave you two alone for a bit," Pigsy sternly glanced at the frowning monkey before dragging both dragon-horse girl and blue giant out of the spare room. You looked at Macaque as he approached the left side of the bed, a goofy smile appeared on your lips as you spoke. 

"I did it." 

Macaque narrowed his eyes.

"I did it." 

"I know." Macaque hissed. "You must be dumb or so stupid to believe I actually meant the damn dare in the first place." 

"Well, you shouldn't have teased me," You retorted coolly. "Sitting at the bottom of the ocean for five minutes wasn't that hard after all." 

"Do you have any self preservation? At all?" Macaque growled. "Actually, don't answer that, I already know you don't." 

"I don't see the big deal, you dared me, I did it, and now you're mad," You looked him in the eyes. "I'm fine." 

"You could have died."

"But I didn't," You grinned. Macaque dropped his head in one hand and exhaled deeply. 

"Is this funny to you?"

"What?" 

"Is this situation a joke to you? You could have seriously harmed yourself—no, you could have died all because of me teasing you?" Macaque's eyes peeked from his hand. You rubbed your hand on your arm and mumbled, "...maybe a little-" 

Macaque called your name sharply. 

"Fine, fine, I'm sorry, alright?" You crossed your arms and looked away. 

Macaque stared at your face for a while before reaching over to grab your arm and unravel your cross to hold your hand. Your face felt warm as you felt a pair of lips ghost over your knuckles. 

"No more dares, okay? Not until you're better again." 

"Aw, what? C'mon that's not fair!" 

Macaque rolled his eyes and joined you on the bed. You grunted as the back of your head was pushed and you were forced to lay against his chest. Not that you were complaining. 

"Fine, no more dangerous dares." 

"Yippe!"

"Which I'll monitor from now on." 

"Aw man."

"Don't pout," Macaque wrapped his arms around you. "If you manage to get more rest I'll get you whatever dessert you want." 

"And If I say I want you~?" You threw one leg over his and snuggled closer to the heat radiating off his body. 

"Don't push your luck, sleep." 

“Yes sir~….OW! Okay, I deserved that." 

🍜 - I do not give permission for anyone to translate, copy, republish, or plagiarize any of my written works. I provide no permission for any of my literary works to be used in artificial intelligence. sparkle banner(s) by @adornedwithlight !!

[accio-victuuri]

SNAIL NOODLES & cracked phone screen 🍜😂

in ETU episode 5, one of the scenes showed yibo enjoying a meal in the midst of his cave adventure. what his adventure bestie brought was HaoHuanLuo River snails rice noodle to prepare and eat.

👤 have prepared snail rice noodles for you

WYB: Wow

👤 Do you like it or not?

WYB: I like it so much.

👤 Do you like it so much? I also prepare a heavy flavor for you.

WYB: I like to eat snail rice noodles very much

in the meantime, xz had an interview once where he mentioned that the same noodle/dish is delicious! HAHAHAHAHA! yeah, sure. there might be millions of people in China who likes it too but whatever, we gotta clown.

also we saw bobo taking photos and noticed that his screen protector cracked. i mean he was going through some pretty rough times filming the show so it makes sense that his phone took some damage. going back to the clowning he had about this before — please have xz put on a new one! 😂😂😂

[gothlcsan]

Coming to you Live ; LEE SOHEE

PAIRING idol!sohee , idolafab!reader

GENRE 18+ smut , fluff , angst , and slight crack ?

SYNOPSIS your boyfriend and fellow member, sohee, purposely teasing you while on live, sending him off to the airport the next day covered in hickies

WORD COUNT 2069

WARNINGS hickies, reader is possessive, sohee likes to tease, pet names such as “babe,” bickering, implied make up sex, sohee likes you being jealous

♫ kiss me - dpr live

a/n day seventeen of kinktober, not entirely a kink but Sohee is into making you jealous and can’t really explain that.. NOT PROOFREAD

“🔴 소희 🌟 started their LIVE : 🍜 ”

Your phone goes off signaling your boyfriend was on livestream, picking your phone up in your hand to click on the notification, smiling as his face fills up your screen. He fixes his hair, tucking the locks into his hat, smiling as he glances at the comments as they flooded in.

“Ah, yes we’re eating ramen. It’s.” Sohee pauses as he raises up to check the brand, laughing as he covers it up saying he couldn’t say, fixing his ramen as he rambled on about his busy day. You send comments making sure to blend in with the other fans, amused by him stopping mid bite to pause on your comment replying with, “Let’s date forever not just five seconds.”

Once Sohee finishes his food, moving the small table out of the way to give his legs more room, manspreading as he crosses his arm in silence. The comments go wild and others crack jokes saying he was scolding them for nothing, the warmth in the pit of your stomach flushing across your skin. Taking out your laptop you open up imessage and text Sohee, letting your eyes tart up to sneak quick glances at him.

I should be between your legs

Close your legs. I don’t want anyone looking

Hello?

The constant pinging of Sohee’s phone grabs both his attention and the fans, jokingly calling Sohee popular as he tilts the phone to see the recipient. Noticing it was you, he reads with a growing smirk forming on his lips. With a sigh that you knew he used when feigning innocence, Sohee takes off his hat setting it down as he fixes his hair, slouching down allowing him to manspread more. The comments go insane calling Sohee hot, you telling him he’s a brat, playfully cussing him out via messages as he just listens to his phone going off, the smirk only continuously growing with your possessiveness. Climbing off your bed, you quietly walk down the hallway to Sohee’s, giving the door a knock before stepping in knowing nobody would be able to know it’s you unless you spoke. If looks could kill, today would’ve been Sohee’s last day, the glare you’re giving him making him give you an open mouthed smile. The comments are going crazy asking which member it was, theorists and shippers trying to justify their guesses based on his smile. Sohee turns back to the live, hand going up just hovering over the end button, his smile growing as he quickly scans the comments.

“I got to go guys, I'm about to get scolded.”

Without another word, he ends the live and closes the laptop, looking up at you with an eyebrow raised.

“What’s up, babe?”

You uncross your arms and stomp towards him, climbing onto his lap, giving him a kiss onto his lips.

“You’re so mean.”

“Mean?” Sohee questioned, laughing at your pouty expression, squishing your cheeks together as you whined he was being annoying. He groans with a laugh as you purposefully jump on his lap hitting him in an inconvenient spot, rolling you back first onto the couch in return. Having him hover over you makes you blush immensely, clearing your throat and turning away to break his gaze, Sohee not allowing you to do so as he places his hand against your jaw to force you back to regain eye contact. You glare at him, gaining a finger poke against your nose as he calls your angry face cute, telling him to let you up or he’d be in huge trouble. He refuses which makes you pout telling him that he was being too mean, playfully asking him if he liked seeing you sad, the edge of your voice tinged with hurt. Shaking his head no he lifts you up so you’re sat back onto his lap, fingers tucking the loose strands of hair behind your ear as you stare at him quietly, a million thoughts passing through your mind with each passing second.

“What are you thinking about?”

Sohee doesn’t get an audible reply, you bury your face into the crook of his neck, lips and teeth working together to bruise the soft flesh there. He moans despite telling you to be careful with leaving marks, disregarding every word spoken to you, silently ignoring his words as a reminder that he hadn’t listened to yours.

“You’re being a brat, I was only teasing you, babe; you’re too quick to get mad.”

Moving to glare at him you remind him of the numerous times he’s done things out of being upset with the male fans who followed you around or flirted with you a little too hard out of his liking at fan signs. He is adamant that it’s different, biting your lip in anger before climbing off his lap to go back to your room due to being too annoyed to face him. Sohee grabs your wrist asking why you were being so sensitive, you turning around and yanking your wrist back to hug against your chest ignoring the pain of doing so.

“It’s annoying, you get mad when people flirt with me but it’s ok if they do it with you. Why? Why do I have to deal with it but you can’t?” You shout at him, not caring if everyone in the dorm heard your argument, tears stinging your eyes signaling they’d fall at any given moment if given the opportunity. His silence pains you, nodding, and leaving his room, slamming the door behind you as you pass Anton in the hall not caring as he asked if you were alright. Anger and frustration courses through you as you jump into bed, bringing a pillow up to your face and screaming into it, tossing it at the door letting the pent up tears run their course. When you finally calm down you laugh embarrassed at yourself for crying, wiping your face deciding that laying down would be the best thing for you, picking up the thrown pillow and setting it back into bed.

A soft knock against your door makes you turn to face away from it, knowing by the knock alone that it was Sohee entering your bedroom. You feel your bed tip slightly as he sits down, silence painful to your ears as he gathers what to say to you; begging yourself not to turn around and talk first.

“I’m sorry I was being selfish.” Sohee starts first, his voice shaky and on edge compared to usual, as he tries to speak without messing up. He placed a hand on your hip which makes you squeeze your eyes tightly wanting nothing more than to fling yourself onto him to engulf him into a hug. Continuing to apologize to you, hearing him sniff back tears pains you, quickly sitting up and hugging him tightly telling him you were sorry for screaming at him instead of explaining yourself calmly. He reassures you that he loves you, you both laughing at yourselves for crying and fighting over the situation, Sohee lifting your face up with his hands, pressing a gentle kiss against your forehead.

“Can you finish what you started earlier? I don’t think I was scolded properly due to my disobedience.”

Rolling your eyes with a smirk you nod telling him to get closer, giggling as he moves you to lay down with his knee placed between your legs as he kisses you. His hands are wrapped around your wrists as he allows you to travel to his neck to leave marks, breathy moans flowing naturally when you sink your teeth into the soft flesh to ensure they stayed for awhile. One thing about your arguments, even if they weren’t frequent, you loved the way he made you feel like making up with kisses and his arms wrapped around your thighs as he apologized with loving thrusts.

The next morning, Sohee helps you get ready for the airport, suggesting he’d pick out a turtleneck to help cover the marks of last night’s activities. He agrees, you two blushing as you climb into the van, the other members looking at you with blank expressions, too used to and over the shenanigans you two brought. Arriving at the airport, you do one last quick glance over at Sohee, waiting until he steps out of the van to also make your exit. The flashing lights make it a bit hard to navigate where you’re going despite putting on sunglasses, Sohee instinctively guiding you through the crowd to the front doors of the aiport to deal with another wave of fans and reporters.

Getting onto the plane, you rest your head back against the headrest letting out a heavy sigh of relief. You hated airports due to the insanity of them, being pulled out of your thoughts as Wonbin pushes his phone in between yours and Sohee’s seat, an article pulled up.

“You two are so getting an earful when we get back to Korea. Really? Hickies before going to the airport?”

Taking the phone your eyes widen alongside your mouth, looking up at Sohee who’s smirking at you, shaking his phone in your direction.

“Fans say they know who scolded me last night, since someone just couldn’t help but attack me.”

Handing back Wonbin his phone, you punch Sohee in the shoulder, sinking into your seat with a groan; embarrassed. You go onto twitter being met with both your name and Sohee’s trending instantly blushing at the photos of him guiding you through the airport and his neck being in full view as you walk beside him with the biggest smile. Sohee whispers your name, having you turn to face him, being caught into a kiss, his proud cocky smile making you both want to kiss him more but also kick him in the shin.

“Are you going to hold my hand when we land to cause an even bigger frenzy? I’ll expose my neck fully if you do.”

A pained groan comes from behind you two as Wonbin and Shotaro beg for the two of you to stop being disgusting, failing to hold back laughter as you personally apologize for Sohee’s behavior. You whisper to Sohee to behave, saving the pictures to your phone before deciding to take a nap since you hadn’t slept much the night prior. Being woken up by Sohee gently shaking you, you look at him before anxiously asking if Sohee would get you a hat, not wanting to be seen by the reporters and anti fans. Stepping off the plane makes you want to vomit, dragging your feet through the short terminal knowing what was waiting for you past the automatic doors, gasping when Sohee interlocks his fingers with yours. You try to pull your hand free but he shakes his head, fixing his turtleneck to hide the marks, giving you a peace of mind knowing too much would make you feel worse. The members circle around you two with the bodyguards as you step out as a group, allowing Sohee to guide you by the hand through the crowd not opening your eyes or processing the situation until you made it into the van.

“You ok?” Sohee asked, helping you take off your sunglasses and mask, tucking them away into his hoodie pocket. You nod, leaning your head to rest against his shoulder allowing your eyes to close as you spoke quietly not wanting to disturb the other members who were settling in their seats to sleep.

“I’m sorry I made the situation into something bigger and harder for you and the group.”

Sohee gives you a pained expression whilst rubbing your thigh and knee to give you comfort.

“The members did what they did because they care about us, I don’t care what anyone thinks. They’ll support us if they truly are fans, we’re allowed to be happy. You’re allowed to be happy.”

Smiling at his reassurance, you send a message to the group chat thanking them for taking care of you, nuzzling into Sohee’s arm to rest before reaching the hotel. A part of you is scared of the consequences of today’s happenings but the louder part of your brain didn’t care about that, ultimately deciding to bask in the happiness of not having to hide your love for Sohee.

He was yours, as you are his. That’s all that mattered.

[lowspoonsfood]

have just discovered egg ramen and it is so good and filling for something so cheap! i usually cook it in the microwave in one minute intervals:

break the ramen packet up (so it fits better in the bowl and so the noodles aren't too long) and microwave for 1 minute

stir in flavor packet and crack in raw egg (DO NOT STIR), microwave for 1 minute

if you want, add frozen vegetables (like chopped carrots, peas, or corn) and microwave for 1 more minute

you can microwave more until the egg is fully cooked/until the noodles are to your preferred softness, but TAKE BOWL OUT every additional 30-60 seconds so it doesn't boil over

takes about 6-7 minutes altogether and takes more spoons than like. a pb&j, but less spoons than a "real" meal

🥚🍜

Edit: some people have had bad experiences microwaving eggs, so please look in the notes and use caution!

[bedoballoons]

💕~Welcome~💕

~Things about me:

💕 I have autism!

💕 I'm trans! Pronouns: He/him

💕 I mostly write headcanons because full fanfics are difficult for me to concentrate on!

💕 I actually started writing because of someone really important to me. Thank you to you when you see this ♡

💕 My anons are awesome and I love them!! Thank you guys for being my friends and my inspiration to never stop writing! @aventurinio @ceneid @gracigalaxi @el1iee3 @lisya840 @princessshu @imperial-004

REQUESTS CLOSED!! I will write anything but:

❤️ Pedophilia

❤️ Proships

❤️ Incest

❤️ Mobs X characters or readers! Ex: Hilichurls, boars, slimes etc!

Anon list!!(Open for more!):

Princess:🍓

Fairy anon:🧚‍♀️

Bananon:🧕🍌

Sleepy anon:💤

Broccoli anon:🥦

Starstruck anon:💫

Mushroom anon:🍄

Lucky anon:🍀

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Pancake anon:🥞

Ramen anon:🍜

Fox anon:🦊🐾✨

Donut cat:🍩🐈

Umbrella kitty anon:☂️😺

Alien anon:👽

Moonlight anon:🌑✨

Fire anon:🔥

Grape anon:🍇

Snowy anon:❄️

Cake anon:🍰🍷

Dango anon:🍡

Coffee anon:☕

✩Masterlist✩

✩Masterlist part 2✩

🎄Christmas masterlist🎄

(Current # of requests pending: 30)

Requests in order of oldest to newest:

✩~ Albedo X Reader: They have a child and work to much (Angst)

✩~ Multi starrail characters X Reader: Reader asks the characters to wear a maid outfit all day (Crack)

✩~ Anemo boys X Reader: Taking care of the character when they are sick (fluff)

✩~ Multi character X Reader: Reader climaxes really hard and gets shy about it (NSFW)

✩~ Multi character X Reader: Accidental face sitting (NSFW)

✩~ Multi character X M! Reader: Reader can feel the emotions in the cooking (fluff)

✩~ Wriothesley X Reader: Readers a dancer (fluff)

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[mksbigg3stfan]

꒰ྀྀི ୭·˚ ༘ mk hc ᝰ!! 🥢🥡 ྀི꒱

˚⋆°˖ ～ ࿔ ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍜 🍂 ⋅.ೃ࿐

His favorite movie is that one low-budget cop movie Wukong stars in lol (≧ヮ≦)

Him and Mei met at the arcade !! It just seems super in character idk what to say (^^;

Pigsy and MK make up after fighting by cooking together !! (Tang always conveniently hides when tensions are high, then reappears after they make up and claims he knew they could never stay mad at each other)

MK constantly needs new phones, despite clinging onto them for dear life. (He doesn't want to pay for a new one, even when his phone screen is cracked and it can barely function. Probably because he spends all his money on games and snacks.) In general, he's just not good with tech. (He doesn't even know what CPU means ... (¯ . ¯٥))

He's actually a very enthusiastic artist !! MK canonically has taken a creative writing class, so (although he's not very good at it), he tried to write a comic/biography of Sun Wukong. It's his longest lasting project, which he has added to and adjusted over the years.

Though he never spoke with Pigsy or Tang about it, MK planned on someday seeking out his bio parents. (Turns out his mom is a rock, I guess ʕ•͡-•ʔ (/hj)) I feel like this decision would be influenced by China's high value on family !! In short, they worship their ancestors, and if they don't have children, no one would worship them after they die. Not only that, but there would just be curiosity and weird feelings about it in general. Especially because of the way Pigsy found MK, and no one ever came looking for him.

MK definitely has impulsive spending habits, and usually ends up blowing his paycheck on snacks and games. (In S1, ep7, MK buys a bunch of tickets to use in the arcade.) It's most likely a coping mechanism he uses when stressed, heavily consuming media and materials so he can forget what was bothering him.

When he was a kid, he struggled to make friends because he was "too much." There wasn't much Pigsy and Tang could do about it, so they tried to help MK feel less lonely. Pigsy gifted MK his bandana so that he could "carry him with him." Tang, on the other hand, read MK excerpts from JTTW to try and inspire him to be himself.

I love hearing people's thoughts and hcs on characters, so if there's anything you want to add, feel free to !! ദ്ദി(｡•̀ ᗜ^)

[brickbozo]

I just remembered Murdoc did the smash or pass challenge on tiktok while including noodle as a option

But y'all say he thinks of her as a 'daughter' ?? 💀

[miso-sopas]

In My Arms │ ROTTMNT Leo x Reader

Cross-posted in Ao3

Summary: Leo's arms are the safest place in the entire world.

Warnings: Angst, Hurt no Comfort

1324 words

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It was all a mess; everything was so frantic, urgent shouts and worried whispers among your crowd. You can’t keep up in every turn, cracks and energy flowing around you. Despite being a civilian, you were thrusted in the very front of the fight that you don’t know whether you’ll come alive after or not.

Today was supposed to be a beautiful day. After finishing your assignments, wanting to hang out with April, Cass and Sunita then ending your day with your beloved Leonardo and his family, you expect more of a calm and sweet day to spend time around your favorite people. Not being passed down like a ragdoll, keeping you safe and away from the clutches of this alien they call themselves the Krang Prime. It becomes a sadistic game that the alien enjoys, keeping you safe as Leo and his brothers fight against them. Truthfully, it's making you dizzy with all the back and forth shielding but it seems that the Krang Prime recognizes you as the turtles’ weakness, especially to the blue one, focusing on making sure to either give you injuries or worse, kill you. 

Being in the middle of an alien invasion wasn’t in your to-do list for today. 

After being wrapped by Mikey’s kusari-fondo and taking you far enough from them, nobody noticed a crack swimming towards your footing. As their senses sharpened for trouble, Krang Prime suddenly slammed their metallic foot down, surprising all the turtles and you. The warriors were confused at the alien’s actions but continued to fight nonetheless, you however hear small cracks beneath you. Not satisfied, the alien stomped their foot again, this time not only breaking the floor beneath you but also making you stumble backwards into the open air. 

You realized you’re falling; in panic you shouted his name. His heart jumps from the sight of your falling and scared figure, quickly running towards you. Leo ignored his brothers’ calls as he solely focused on you, now jumping at the edge of the building. No hesitation for his safety, only yours. 

As your body keeps falling, he frantically opens portal after portal to come near you, even by an inch to your raised hand. He was stupid to not portal you out from the harm’s way sooner! Now he’s doing his best to not fail you. Not you, not to you.

Even as you fall there is this peace between you, while your heart beats frantically from danger, your mind settled on something. You heard your beloved whisper, “I got you okay!” Despite having a slight tremor in his voice, it doesn’t waver your hope to him. You never gave up on his eccentric yet good intentions. You know he got you; he always does. No matter what the odds both of you face, he’s always there to keep you near him. You are safe as long as you are in his arms, and he in yours.

You felt your feet being roughly grabbed up to a glowing blue, all of its mystical elements comforting you momentarily. The rush of air as you feel yourself being suspended. That slight disturbance, the slight wrongness in movement, the slight accidental of the placement of your head to a surface you both didn’t account for. The taste of salt, and iron and you felt pain somewhere in your head.

Quickly, he opens a portal near you as his hand grabs what he can reach. As he feels your warmth on his, he knew he didn’t mess up. He didn’t disappoint himself in saving you, he didn’t disappoint you.

If only he didn’t mess up. If only before engaging to Krang Prime, he transported you far away from all the mess, maybe in April and Splinter's side. If only Mikey was not occupied and might save you with his weapon. If only he did not mess up, again. Again, and again, and again. Again.

Again, he doubts himself. 

No, he shouldn't. He caught you! 

Your favorite sneakers caught in his hands. Well-worn and beautiful, always beautiful no matter what you dress and what you style. Giving every chance to compliment you, and you giving all of it back more. Leo started crying in relief as he carefully pulled your body into him, supporting your torso and hugging you tightly. Traveling away, he walks down the sidewalk filled with rubble and broken glasses. Tightly hugging you as your warmth comforts him. You are safe.

You are safe, back within his arms.

"You keep falling to me huh? Guess I'm that charming," chuckling to ease his nervousness and calming you down. He did it! You’re safe and back in his arms. Your nails lightly scratching his plastron and your nose pressing underneath his chin. You are safe. You are safe. You---

Are you breathing?

You remain silent, not moving despite the lack of danger. You don't cry and you don't grumble. Not even a groan or giggle on his joke, not a peep from you. 

Slowly revealing your face, you are peaceful. Almost sleeping. Maybe the adrenaline was too much, and you fainted? Yeah, that must be it, right? Right?

At first, he was hesitant in shaking you. He does not want to add more stress on you, but you need to see him. He needs to see you! Frantic, he shakes you like rocking a baby in a lullaby. From careful to desperate, even carefully slapping you to wake you up. Nothing was happening, you were still sleeping. He panics again, this is worse than before.

You're in his arms but why does it seem you're still miles away from him. 

"Hey! Hey babe, this is not funny! I know that you hate some of my flirting but right now I need to hear you groan! Or snicker! Even an insult! Anything! Just please, open your eyes!"

Hearing his distress, April slowly walks towards them. Her eyebrows furrowed from confusion as she sees Leo shaking your body. She can’t really see much other than his brother’s shoulder rising rapidly and your legs slacking above glass and concrete. She can hear the shouts from her other brothers, calling for Leo to get back into fighting and help them. It was chaotic around the scene, but she feels dread when you still don’t move.

Mikey, the ever-thoughtful brother, comes down safely from above and shakes his older brother’s shoulder. April heard Donnie’s ever helpful quip, "What's the hold up? Finish your lovey-dovey and help us here!" She can tell that the purple clad turtle is aggravated, that despite the big threat in front of them right now, his blue-clad brother chooses to coddle with his beloved. At all times.

"Come on Leo! Let her walk, man!" Raph’s booming voice above also adds to the tirade of frustration and chaos, even with the noise there was nothing coming from either Leo or you.

Worry creased between Mikey’s brows as he called for his motionless brother. His soft voice becomes the loudest towards Leo, who seems to grip your body tighter into his. 

He can feel tremors from his brother’s shoulder, hands never letting go of your body and your face becoming paler. It was strange, he’s used to seeing both of you being lovey-dovey towards each other. Always noisy with giggles and kisses, smiles permanent between your faces and your feet always swings whenever Leo carries you. 

Now your legs remain still and eyes never opening, Leo refuses to accept his biggest mistake as he slowly curves his warmth around you. Shielding your body from his failure as your hero. "Leo? Leo, what is going on?" Mikey’s scared now, scared for you, and scared for his brother.

As if the world needed to prove his mistake, a lone drop of blood shows itself from your nose. Eyes still closed and your body resting. Dead, you are dead.

In his arms, you lay stiff but remained beautiful as ever. 

[pinkandbeelz]

Hey, idk if you do this ship but could you make reader x MizuShiho dating hcs? If you couldn’t, could you make MizuAn dating hcs instead? 🙃

MizuShiho + MizuAn x Reader Dating HCS!

Aaaa first request thank you!!! I didn’t know MizuShiho was even a thing lol, but it seems cute! I started writing these a few weeks ago then completely forgot to finish :’) I decided to try and do a few for both, I hope you like them, sorry for the late post anon! - Pink!

MizuShiho

🎀🍜• Mizuki was the one to ask you and Shiho out. They knew they liked the both of you and wanted to ask you out as soon as possible. Mizuki may have made a small scene out of it, bringing you and Shiho a bouquet each and telling a romantic and well rehearsed confession. They would’ve done more but after a discussion with Ena they toned it down just a bit. The confession leaves you and Shiho flustered either way!

🎀🍜• At the beginning of the relationship, the going to different schools thing seemed like it would be a problem but after a few weeks all confusion about different school schedules disappeared when meeting at parks and the mall after school became an almost everyday thing. If Shiho has band practice after school on one of the meet-up days she won’t skip it, but depending on her mood she might miss out on the last 5 minutes of practice to see you two, and even though Mizuki doesn’t go to school very often they’ll gladly take the after school meet-ups with you and Shiho as an excuse to walk you both around the mall!

🎀🍜• Dates with these two are usually things like going to the mall, going on walks or just chilling at one of your houses ( normally yours or Mizuki’s, Shiho doesn’t like going to hers cause Shizuku won’t leave her alone about how cute the three of you are! ). Sometimes you’ll go to the arcade and have competitions about who can get the most tickets, these dates always end with Mizuki pulling you and Shiho into a Photo Booth for cute date photos!

🎀🍜• Once in a blue moon Shiho will let you and Mizuki have tickets to see Leo/Need so you can watch her play. I say once in a blue moon because to get said tickets off Shiho takes a lot of pestering and saying you both won’t go overboard with the support. One Shiho eventually cracks, you and Mizuki definitely will go overboard with the support, showing up to the concert decked out in custom made Leo/Need and Shiho themed Merch. Shiho hasn’t asked the live house security to remove you two yet, but she’s gotten close. You and Mizuki would do anything to show your love for your girlfriend!

🎀🍜• These two would be good at comfort. No matter what your problem is, they know how to make you feel better about it. Mizuki’s good at calming you down through hugs, kisses, cuddles and whatever else you may need, whereas Shiho is great at talking you through your emotions and figuring out a solution for them.

MizuAn

🎀🎧• Ok they probably confessed to you like they were asking you to prom. They were already together before asking you out so they wanted to make a big thing out of it. They had a lot of out there ideas on how to ask you out, An had to stop the both of them when Mizuki thought of getting Rui to build a small airplane they could attach a banner to with “ please go out with us “ written on it.

🎀🎧• You and Mizuki often go to An’s Vivids / VBS gigs at live houses. It’s very easy to tell that you are An’s biggest fans, going to the live houses way before the events start so that you can make sure you have front row seats to see your favourite singer and shouting words of encouragement at her so that she knows you both love and support her!

🎀🎧• An would give you and Mizuki free drinks and snacks from Weekend Garage whenever you want them! She’d make you specialty drinks on your birthdays and would treat you and Mizuki to any of your favourite menu items on your anniversaries!

🎀🎧• Dates with the two of them would definitely be entertaining! The two of them would take you out to places like bowling alleys, cinemas and on shopping trips! Even though dates like that are more common, Mizuki and An also aren’t against chill dates like staying at home together or going to cute cafes!

🎀🎧• When you need comfort, these two are all over you! Both Mizuki and An’s first instinct when seeing you upset is to attack you with hugs and love! They’ll listen to any worries you have and do their best to help you! They’ll get you whatever you need when you’re stressed, anything to show their love!

Pink’s Notes! - dude I say headcanons like I’m not writing full scenarios but bullet pointed :’) also thank you Pinterest people for the card edits lol

[channoticedmeuwu]

TXT CHOI LINE AS . . . MY CURRENT FAV RAMENS !!

🍜 ミ⁠●⁠﹏ ͘ ࣭⸰ SPICYSPICYSPICYSPICYSPICY!!!!

p — NONE | g — crack, slight fluff, j choi line headcanons | w — mentions of food, overall p bad bc this was just a random headcanon in my mind

a/n — yippie 😋😋 I love these ramens pls and this was a pure shower thought type headcanon lmfaoo 😭 there's no planning 4 this I hope you enjoy

YEONJUN — GEKIKARA RAMEN (EXTRA HOT)

starting off strong w/ my boy yeonjun 💪💪 look, if any of you haven't tried gekikara ramen, UMMMMMM. it's so good like.

it comes w two seasoning packets, a chili oil &a sugar and sesame seed type packet? I guess that's what makes it slightly sweet as well. you're supposed to combine everything in a bowl and throw the cooked noodles on top and mix, and the whole ramen and it's components reminded me sm of yeonjun 😭 because he's such a sweetheart, kind of like the sugary sesame seasoning, but then the occasional chili oil that slaps you in the face and you're like, “damn. yeonjun is fine asf.”

the overall taste isn't too spicy, there's a balance of everything and it's really delicious. which also reminds me sm when yeonjun performs on stage. he so flawlessly executes the entire choreography, you can tell this guy knows his shit, the way he distributes his energy throughout his entire body and knows how to captivate the audience at the same time ✋✋ jeogiyo noona yeonjun 🫦

shameless promo go try this ramen. (and try yeonjun if u can. ok I'll stop sorry.)

SOOBIN — ORIGINAL SAMYANG RAMEN

this one's got a soup base, and it says a lot that soobin is the only one out of these three who gets associated with a soupy ramen.

when you think soupy, you think comfort, you think relaxing, like a warm bowl on a cold day. the flavoring isn't anything that hits you and you're crying and reaching for a cold glass of water, but instead it's like, “wow, I could get used to this.” it's slightly salty, but you won't taste that unless you've boiled the soup down to a certain consistency where the seasoning is concentrated.

the veggies really add to the flavor too— like they have a certain aroma that they bring to the ramen. every clip I've seen of soobin when he's not performing is always something that makes me feel so happy, I'm always smiling at the screen until my mom looks at me like 🤨❓he's got such a cheerful aura to him, where he's super soft and cuddly, despite being like 6'1 ‼️‼️‼️ (😵‍💫😵‍💫)

there's this one clip of him where they're playing the headphone screaming game (LMFAO IDK WHAT ITS CALLED), and the word was “i love you” in korean, and he was so happy when he figured it out that he was screaming “I LOVE YOU? I LOVE YOU !!” like so happily n’ pouty, and I couldn't stop giggling and feeling so nice inside. and that's why I paired him with a soupy ramen 😋😋

try it, it's yummy yum yum

BEOMGYU — BULDAK (2X)

finally we have buldak. last but OH HO HO (🎅❓) DEFINITELY NOT THE FUCKING LEAST 😭😭 a dipshit. an asswipe. can you see that I love beomgyu.

ironically, buldak is my fav ramen out of these three. my family's banned me from consuming it like thrice (before they conveniently forget ab said ban &the cycle starts again) because it's SO unhealthy for you— and even I agree. me, certified buldak lover. and beomgyu biaser.

it's just so spicy but I've had it sm, I'm used to it so it doesn't burn my bootyhole anymore— and the characteristic of “spicy until you're crying and screaming pain” is so beomgyu. countless clips of this boy where he's annoying the fuck out of everyone, and I want to be like on the side of everyone being annoyed and be like “so true he's so annoying UGH 🙄” but I can't help but giggle because I find it cute.

he's such a little shit, I love watching it on screen. that's also another reason I put out so many cocky!beomgyu fics because I can't get enough of this boy being the biggest, hottest douchebag anyone's ever seen.

and I know it's been like 3 years since blue hour era but I still have NOT gotten over beomgyu mocking yeonjun's line— it was esp hilarious 4 me because I started doing that right before I saw the clip too 😭 so maybe I'm beomgyu coded, who knows.

but anyway, beomgyu, buldak, delicious but painful, don't eat it if you have a weak stomach 🤧🤧

txt — masterlist

main taglist (hmu to get added!) — @koishua @navyhyuck @allegxdly @daystiny  @kdyism  @neotism  @bluejaem  @radiorenjun  @sleepylixie @oifelixcmerebrou @mrkcore @imdamnconfused  @sicluvz @abhirami20 @tyongishs @emvrd @brxght-world @1921choi @bangchansbae

I’d appreciate if you’d give me a little feedback on the drabble if you read, whether it’s an ask, a reply or in the tags of the rb! Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

[quixotical-lymbo]

Hi- I was wondering if I could request separate Wukong and Macaque headcanons for a reader who forgets to do important stuff? Not like work stuff or anything like that- but like- vital stuff? Like sometimes they forget to eat or sleep or take care of themselves properly. It’s not that they don’t want to, they just forget sometimes. But with their friends and people they care about, they never forget. Always reminding the group to eat and rest and stay hydrated while pushing their own needs to the side? only if your comfortable doing this of course!

Pairing: Wukong, Macaque & gn!Reader Rating: SFW Warnings/Tags: Y'know the drill, fluff, brief mentions of starvation, lack of sleep, and some crack from you-know-who.  Word Count: 500+ words 🍜 - didn't know if you wanted romantic or not, but I guess you can decide for yourselves if want it to be either or!

WUKONG

☀️ At first, Wukong thought you were playing some long con joke. I mean, there's no way you could forget to take care of a few important factors in your small, mortal life? I mean, even he knew not to miss a meal or nap if he could help it!

☀️ However, Wukong managed to witness it himself whenever he had the opportunity to visit PIgsy's shop. You seemed fairly normal, save for the heavy dark bags under your eyes and the way you took a few seconds to reply to anyone, but overtime Wukong could tell you hadn't slept a wink last night.

☀️ He'd bring it up in a joking manner, and when you sheepishly reveal that you forgot, his joking tone would turn into that typical older brother tone and remind you about the importance of sleep and how your body is a temple yadda yadda yadda. 

☀️ After it happened a few more times, Wukong would feel a bit exasperated ESPECIA-FUCKING-LY when you would remind MK or Mei to get enough sleep or eat their meals on time. 

☀️ Literally would be like, "Oh, you're one to talk." or "Are you sure you aren't reminding yourself to do these things?" 

☀️ At this point, he's gonna bully you into remembering. 

☀️ Overall, underneath all the teasing and playful gestures of him forcing food into your mouth–Wukong is worried about your forgetfulness, even if you don't mean to forget. 

MACAQUE 

🌙 Assuming that the two of you tolerate each other to be above the acquaintance stage, he wouldn't care at first. I mean, people normally forget to do things in favor of other responsibilities–and he wasn't your warden, so who was he to remind you to take care of yourself? Plus, with how often you remind the others to eat and drink water, he assumed you were on top of your shit. 

🌙 Oh, how wrong he was. 

🌙 Macaque didn't think he'd end up being the one to supervise how much you ate, drank, and slept without your knowing. Without being obvious, he'd sometimes slip a cup of water in your general vicinity, an apple here and there, or even kidnap you and bind you to your bed until you closed those annoying eyes of yours. 

🌙 You were very…persistent in your forgetfulness that Macaque stopped keeping an eye on you just to see what would happen. 

🌙 Well, you passed out in the middle of the street due to dehydration. 

🌙 Never again. 

🌙 Anyway, he learned to not stress himself out with this problem as he turned to MK to take over his duties as your 'mom.' 

🌙 From time to time he'll check up on you, but he'll keep his distance unless the situation calls for him to step in and make sure you're safe. 

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