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[qqueenofhades]

The search for a faculty job these days really be like:

*sees job posting*

*looks at description: oh, I can do that! And it's tenure track! Maybe I should apply*

*sees school name: it is in Florida or Texas*

*welp. Nope. No. That will not be happening.*

[irhabiya]

Me being Palestinian Jordanian reading this: 🤭

palestinians/jordanians are so unfairly gorgeous it makes me actually want to throw up sometimes

[gentil-minou]

Person watching a show where romance is the main focus: ugh I hate that they're doing all these romantic scenes so annoying

[bakasara]

hiiiiii I just lost like 4/5 of what I had on one of my computer drives that I hadn't gotten around to backing up yet. Including among others my entire GO dress-up game that had an update ready to publish and is now entirely gone. And who knows what else that I can't even think of right now. I was literally ABOUT to back all that shit up. So 🙃

[eddywoww]

About to go to the dentist and hopefully not have an epic mental breakdown after so I’ll answer some asks later today 💕 send me headcannons and stuff

[chipthekeeper]

Being so cool and normal about this I promise

[gingerswagfreckles]

Lol Joe Biden promising to ask congress for 100 million dollars in aid for the Gaza Strip and 100 BILLION dollars in aid for a fascist apartheid state already flooded with resources to continue bombing the shit out of a civilian population. I wish I could say this is a deeply unserious country but this is actually the most serious shit in the world.

[featuresofinterest]

ever since i moved here i've been so afraid of hitting the pole next to my parking space and. today i finally hit it. the usps mail carrier watched me do it too 🤪✌️

[displayheartcode]

some guy on the subway is loudly blasting a tr.ump speech on his phone

[evansbby]

bestie what did he do????? do i need to pull my glock out or what

he fr lost the baddest bitch 🙏🏾

the usual thing that men do. he ghosted me 😭😭 after we’d went on a few dates and also for weeks we’d text ALL day and half the night like till 3am 😭 and i don’t mean sexting i mean actual conversation with cute flirting 😭😭😭 but then he all of a sudden just stopped replying and i should’ve just NOT SAID ANYTHING but then i texted him a few days after he ghosted me and then he was like “sorry i was busy :)” WHICH IS BASICALLY CODE FOR FUCK YOU I AM DONE WITH YOU 🥲🥲🥲🥲 like I can’t believe he wasted my time like that!!! and I don’t understand what was going on in his HEAD like he was sooo into it like in the beginning i wasn’t even that attracted to him i just thought he was fun to talk to!! He was the one who kept complimenting me and flirting with me!!! (another red flag in hindsight lol). I mean he was hot so i was initially attracted to him but then I got the ick but then i forced myself to be attracted to him again bc his personality was so good 😭😭😭 and we genuinely got along so well 😭 anyways he never popped up again so it’s safe to say it’s done lol even if he did pop up now i wouldn’t reply 😂😂

[kiradical]

Just a reminder that I am in love with Rhea 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[buscandoelparaiso]

[aceofwonders]

the way rhydian is feeling so Conflicted and Horrible right now

[cowboyshit]

ohhhh this is why I don’t watch wwe that’s why

[dumplingsjinson]

This song hits way too hard every time it comes up on shuffle 🤡🤡

[antisoucials]

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