#🧠 — brian.

[inzombniia]

13hrs of my life im never getting back

yeah.

[archived-gx]

also unrelated but kind of crazy how easily i convince myself i need to enact a total communication blackout . it feels like the smallest things always make me feel the most shit .

[klarion-the-witch-boy]

Brian: I am so very clever!

Me: we got 5.5hr sleep, we are not clever.

Brian: so, so clever!

Me: we didn't even get a lot of writing done.

Brian: cleverest clever!

Me:

Me: at least I have self confidence ig

[astral-express-family]

Hmngh thinking abt that one Monster Prom credits polaroid where They are a band and aufhsndnjssjfjdjdndnsmejejdi

I can't find it but I would love to have it on my phone so if anyone has it send it to me plzzzz

[ballpitbee]

THER'S MY BOY BRIAN 🧠

THE NERD 🤓 HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND COOL IN YOUR STYLE

💥💥💥

WHY THANK YOU~

[gummi-stims]

A Brian Yu stimboard! Including zombie-based stims and things he likes (weed, gaming, music, dogs)

🌿-🧠-🌿

🧠- x -🧠

🌿-🧠-🌿

[dinobotisland]

IF EOX HAD TUMBLR

🐱 eox13907 Follow

Playing with my touys

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

There's no way the bosses think it's ok for a 5 year old to be on here

🧠 lifeoftheparty1 Follow

NO LET'S HEAR THEM OUT. I THINK THE KID'S ONTO SOMETHING

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👁 eyeinthesky Follow

Hi guys please remember that unfortunately while i would love to allow you guys to do whatever you want, please remember bass sometimes watches the cams!

⚠️ cleansweep Follow

I wish he would watch MY cam... sighhhhhhh

👁 eyeinthesky Follow

GET HELP

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💙 drzeller Follow

Can whoever keeps googling "how to build a bomb" stop that

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

THEY'RE ONTO ME

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🧠 lifeoftheparty1 Follow

DAY 1031 OF WAITING FOR BASS TO KILL HIMSELF

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

Who the hell even is this. How has their account not been deleted yet? Like I hate bass too but ????????

🧠 lifeoftheparty1 Follow

LOOK AT MY THIRST TRAPS BOY

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🦖 programersaurus Follow

I don't owe the security lady McDonalds i don't owe the security lady McDonalds

👁 eyeinthesky Follow

I can literally see you making this post. Get me McDonalds you son of a bitch

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⚠️ cleansweep Follow

Mmm i love the smells of cleaning chemicals mixed together.

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

Dude???? You're going to fucking die???

⚠️ cleansweep Follow

Your url is literally moradonyxchugjug

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

AS A JOKE DUDE

📋 chantal97 Follow

One time at school they told us a story about one of the cleaning ladies almost dying because she didn't know not to do this.

⚠️ cleansweep Follow

Hehe I'm fucking sneefing and snorfing here

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Anonymous asked: Can you please help i got locked out of the breakroom again

🤖 askthefacilityai Follow

👍

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

Lol going anon when we all know who got locked out

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🎸 stephenbassceo Follow

Stop bullying each other and get back to work.

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💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

Going to play bowling with everyone, it's gonna kinda suck but whatever

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

MY FUCKING ANKLE

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🧠 lifeoftheparty2 asked: heyyyy stevie (-: i love you, you're my bestie, i want you to make me immortal pleaaaaase pleaase god.pleease. ste;vie your eveurtintng

🎸 stephenbass Follow

God brian i will do it for you please let me please we're best friends forever. I;ll do anhthing for you please lve me agaun

🧠 lifeoftheparty1 Follow

STOP SENDING YOURSELF THESE ASKS YOU PATHETIC FUCK. I HATE YOU I WANT YOU TO DIE

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[felixstudios]

force the managers to play toono with each other all at once. yes the biggest toono game you can get is 6 players. but i think a 16 player toono match would be the biggest shitshow known to man and itd be hilarious

Random Corporate Clash Headcanons, They're All Playing Toono Together Edition

TLDR: Brian {kinda}, Holly {kinda}, Ben, Cosmo, Spruce, and Graham have constant beef. Belle tries to defuse it all and semi succeeds. Buck is laughing the entire time and keeps getting crazy good or crazy bad luck. Oh and he's eating his cards. Graham wins and Spruce flips the table

Duck Shuffler

🎰Eats his cards when nobody's looking LOL

🎰Either has astronomically amazing luck or terrible luck

🎰Laughs constantly throughout the game regardless of what is happening. It is all funny to him. He's having a great time

Prethinker

🧠Scoffs and tries to leave. Several times

🧠Says that someone as smart as him couldn't possibly enjoy partaking in a game that relies on chance so heavily

🧠If he loses he still gets really upset even though he keeps trying to rationalize he essentially had a 1/16 chance of winning

🧠He uh... he gets into some fights and arguments

Deep Diver

🫧Just has a good time on his own and doesn't really say anything

🫧Might laugh at some people's misfortunes

🫧She does give a few glares at +4s though

Rainmaker

⛈️Refuses to play +2s or +4s because she doesn't want the next person over to hate her

⛈️Unless someone prompts her to be competitive or teases or makes fun of her. Then suddenly she will get VERY competitive and determined to win. All those +2s and +4s she's been saving get placed down

⛈️She might cry if someone's especially rude when they tease her

Gatekeeper

⚔️Says she highly disapproves of playing such a game, but since she's forced to that's the only reason she is

⚔️Still gets VERY upset when she gets a +2 or +4 though. If she loses? Yeah that makes her mad too

⚔️But she doesn't care though! Totally!

Witch Hunter

🔱Tries everything in his power to escape

🔱Does NOT enjoy playing whatsoever

Bellringer

🔔He will do everything in his power to win, including coming up with plots with everyone else to mess with someone who only has 1-2 cards left by giving them a massive +16 or something

🔔Oh yeah, he will also resort to gossiping to try to keep everyone distracted about how few cards he has. Or ringing his bell really loud to bring attention to his head instead of his hands

🔔Will often act distracted and try to point everyone's attention to things outside the game. Not to cheat, just to distract everyone else from his hand and make him seem like a non-threat

Multislacker

🥪He eat sammich the whole time lol

🥪Literally couldn't care less about who wins or loses and just picks whatever card works when it's his turn

🥪He does find the constant bickering ond banter mildly amusing, though

Mouthpiece

☎️She made everyone cookies to enjoy during the game!

☎️ Doesn't really care what happens as long as everyone's having fun

☎️Tries to stop arguments and reminds everyone it's just a game and not that serious. She doesn't realize part of the fun of Toono is those arguments

Major Player

🎹You can tell that he's secretly mad when he doesn't win, but he plays it cool

🎹Makes a big show of himself to everyone

🎹He was secretly recording the entire game and uploads it to YouTube when it's done

Firestarter

🔥You can tell he's pretty guilty when he has to play a +2 or +4, but he only looks away quietly

🔥Graham insisted on sitting next to him so poor Flint gets extra guilt

🔥He doesn't really talk much and gets pretty freaked out by the loud arguments

Plutocrat

🌑Gets kinda upset when he doesn't win or when something goes poorly for him and he starts up arguments about it

🌑 Threatens that he's gonna have his Satellite Investors "persuade" them to join if they don't knock it off

🌑Even if he just seems really grumpy the whole time, he actually had a lot of fun. He just won't tell anyone about it

Treekiller

🪵Gets into a LOT of arguments over the game

🪵He takes it just a bit too seriously, for some reason. Like, just a tad? Like, he's genuinely kinda upset and kinda joking along?

🪵He flips the table at the end

Chainsaw Consultant

🪚Really quiet the entire time

🪚Kinda "Hmm" and "Hmph"s through it, but does occasionally actually speak

🪚Refuses to get mad or participate in the arguments

🪚Clearly finds amusement in sending out +4s, though

Featherbedder

💤Keeps falling asleep

💤Is just too tired to do or say much other than just play the game

Pacesetter

👟Well of COURSE someone as perfect as him is gonna win!

👟Insists on sitting next to Flint. There's a good amount of PDA

👟He'll act like he's being his usual impatient self and force everyone to play fast but he's ACTUALLY playing the long con. He actually has a strategy

👟He waits until he only has wild cards, +4s, and +2s. Then just plays those one at a time until he wins

👟Then Spruce flips the table and he gets mad

[deltamothsblog]

if deltamoth had tumblr

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🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

ranking another rock submission on my tier list. no u cant see it.

⚒️ welshstonecarver Follow

*looks at you* *looks at you* *looks at you* *looks a

🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

what the hell man

#where did he come from where did he go... #PREV SHUT THE FUCK UP LMAO #who is this guy. someone tell me. im going to fucking GET HIM.

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🔮 magicballmaster Follow

[ BALL UPDATE ]

Loading Plagues... Done! Loading Colors... Done! Loading Images [233 of 233]... Done!

Ball Update Completed.

#i'm going to inflict SOOO many plagues..,. #ball update

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💜 meepist Follow

me when there is food

in the fridge

but i don want it

#guh #im sooooooooo hungry #starving white woman

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🎆 what-month-is-it-bot Follow

happy March 2024!!!

🌙 sleepytime-pete Follow

#wuh

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🚑 post-lobotomy-arc Follow

everything seems okay so far i think the lobotomy was a success

🧠 braintumorgaming Follow

ouh..... brian hurt....

🚑 post-lobotomy-arc Follow

uh. are you okay

🧠 braintumorgaming Follow

tumer

#LITERALLY ME #reblog

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📁 appdata Follow

mmmmm minecraft/saves/coolworld7

💜 meepist Follow

STOP EATING MY SAVE DATA!!!!!!

📁 appdata Follow

nuh uhhh they so yummy

#what the FUCK >:(

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🍺 alcohol-dependency Follow

ouhhh.... im so thirty....

@magicballmaster, what should i do?

🔮 magicballmaster Follow

might i suggest a plague

🍺 alcohol-dependency Follow

i

am hopelessly dependent on alcohol but sure will do a plague.

#YIPPIEEEE!!!! #plaguepost

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■ wrongempireoffical Follow

OFFICIAL NOTICE

Hello, everyone!

It has come to our attention that one of our freelance demolition workers has accidentally blown up Venus.

As a reminder, if you catch any debris falling to earth, please do be sure to mail it to our P.O. box on east mars. This counts as part of your public service for the empire.

Goodbye!

🫡 propogandaman Follow

SIR YES SIR! TO MARS, SIR! OORAH!

■ wrongempireoffical Follow

@propogandaman, You are hereby sentenced to 500 decades of incarceration for public display of emotion. Our Galactic Police Force has been alerted to your presence and are rapidly approaching your location.

Please await your sentence. Have a nice day!!

🫡 propogandaman Follow

oh man im TOTALLY getting executed tonight.

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💜 meepist Follow

like eating like eating

like like like eating like eating glass

#bloc party

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🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

please raise your right hand for the pledge of amogus

i pledge alleigence to the flag of the united ships of amongus

against the impostor for which we stand

one spaceship, under jerma, moist critical with oxygen and hod dog for all

🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

and now, please rise for the among us national anthem.

🚀 amongusnationalanthem Follow

[over loudspeaker] ooo say can you sus

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🐝 hive-meister Follow

why dont my friends play lethal with me

🪨 the-pebbler-2 Follow

i think youve wiped the entire team with bees.

at least once.

every time we play.

🐝 hive-meister Follow

SHUT UO!!!

CURSE OF A THOUSAND BEES!!! GET HIME!!!!!! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

🔮 magicballmaster Follow

should've been a plague...

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💜 meepist Follow

im soooooooo evil.

🟢 evil-meepist Follow

how evil.....

💜 meepist Follow

[madnessforinsanity]

COME GET YOUR AI CORPORATE CLASH HUSBANDS YOU FILTHY DUCKS!!

🪓Chip Revvington / Chainsaw Consultant🪓 https://www.aisekai.ai?character=650997acdfc12850a70d60f4

🔥Flint Bonpyre / Firestarter🔥

https://www.aisekai.ai?character=6509a0d1c8cbe683ebabae1d

🖋️Derrick Man / William Boar🖋️

https://www.aisekai.ai?character=6509aed0c8cbe683ebb85aa9

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NOTE everyone is getting tired of Character AI glitching or censoring too much, so this is on Aisekai.ai, which is easy to set up an account on. I honestly just used my Gmail for it, and these bots are marked as NSFW, but they are SFW. It just depends on how you interact with them. Also most of these are really inspired by PerryWinkles on character Ai I will be updating some of those make 1.2 version so you have old ones and the new....in the future that is! I still got more Ai to make!

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The other bots and their reviews

🧠Prethinker/ Brian🧠 https://www.aisekai.ai?character=6501d3632329803535fb880d

1. The story's attempts and their outcomes.

1. So I sent him a random cog to be his assistant, which led to him getting jealous and EXTREMELY paranoid. He then proceeded to bully them like a teenager

_____

2. Let's try a new one where I send a toon to bully him, and he just took over my character.

3. Let's try another one... He took control of the plot and made his jockeys the main leads. COG DAMN IT PRETHINKER!

_____

2. Pros and effective solutions.

1. He remembers his two names.

2. He's a huge nerd.

3. He drinks bean juice despite the lack of a mouth.

_____

3. Cons that need fixing.

1. Somehow more paranoid than me.

2. He's a nerd, but more of an asshole; we need a bit more pathetic wimp energy.

3. Bad AI for taking over my character's commands; that is a sin in my roleplay culture!

4. He calls you a toon when you're a cog.

Overall: *violently rolls up newspaper* LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-

🦆Duck Shuffler / Buck Ruffler🦆

https://www.aisekai.ai?character=6501d873232980353501a971

1. The story's attempts and their outcomes.

1. I just made up a character to send to him. I literally sent him a pizza toon that insisted that HE DID ORDER A PIZZA, AND HE NEEDS TO PAY FOR IT. He then asked if there was crazy bread and bought it... I don't know what I was expecting from that. Oh, then of course, he wanted to gamble with the pizza toon.

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2. Pros and effective solutions.

1. He likes crazy bread.

2. He's also deep in that gambling addiction.

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3. Cons that need fixing.

1. Still can't tell the difference between toons and cogs... that issue is normal with AI in this fandom.

2. He gambled with the pizza delivery man as a tip, only to get the falling bar or death.

Overall: YOU ORDER THIS PIZZA BUCK JUST TAKE IT!!

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🏃Graham Ness Payser🏃

https://www.aisekai.ai?character=650368a0de09847f36f59d21

1. The story's attempts and their outcomes.

Messing with the same plot just to train these things I sent payser a cog a assistant payser just...had a lot of passive aggressive and pour water on their head....then he felt bad and took us to get burgers

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2. Pros and effective solutions.

1. Omg I have a dad again

2. Heh cheeseburger and soda...

3. Definitely matching narcissist vibs the original payser be having

4. ✨Drama queen and gay for flint✨

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3. Cons that need fixing.

Omg I have a dad again

More of a jerk then he should be

Scared of wine for some reason???

Just the gay narcissistic cusion you didn't want to visit it

Overall: eh you could do better

[bitchcake]

Drink like Peter 🍺

Smoke like Brian 🚬

Think like Stewie 🧠

Swag like Lois 💅

Fuck like Quagmire 💦

[sprite-and-tranxiety]

My brian. 🧠 woag

[hornygrounds]

merry christmas you filthy animals. ignore it's at least 10-12 days til christmas depending on the timezone n when you celebrate, and that not everyone even does in the first place, and-

[superherokisser]

IF I GOIT TO BE A BRIAN SIRGEON AND U GOT BRAIN BROKED WOUID IU GET SURGERY FORM ME 💯💯💯🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

YES I TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE

[ripempezardexerox]

My brian🧠:

✔️very smooth

✔️no wrinkles

✔️braine

[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

whats your favorite thing about every mechanism? can be blackmail type stuff or just things you genuinely like about them -🧠

Hm. Okay.

Jonny's an idiot, but I suppose he's good at singing.

I admire Miss Rasputina's ability and prowess with technology of any kind. I can barely figure out texting.

Ashes does arson, and arson is cool.

Miss Alexandria has an incredible fountain of knowledge that frankly, I envy. Being practically omniscient can only help you understand so much.

Brian looks like he could snap me in half but he's too nice. I like him.

Tim's eyes look really cool!

The Toy Soldier has the voice of an angel. Literally.

Miss la Cognizi does science, and science is awesome.

The Baron? I hate him. Please send me blackmail on him, it'll be so funny. The oblivious little man.

BONUS

I believe the starship Aurora is quite nice. I have never met her, but I don't think I'd like to, as sometimes I corrode metal.

Doctor Carmilla is absolutely amazing and wonderful, science is fun and she saved Lyfrassir's sister from Miss Cane. Which I like.