#'ohhhh this motherfucker better not be--' They Are

[trainingdummyrabbit]

WORLDS SHITTIEST APOTHEOSIS

[2knightt]

CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!!! i’m utterly obsessed with the curtis brothers.

idk if u do this, but if u can, the curtis brothers with a reader who’s super down bad for them? they make it so clear, too. constantly doing everything for them, making food, buying snacks, just utterly everything. compliments, holding their hand religiously … yk.

୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ you know i’m a fool for you. ⋄ 𓍯

…IN WHICH! you think the curtis brothers are the only men on the planet.

tags/warnings: swearing(on my end/once during dialogue.) reader being slightly overprotective or insane, mentions of reader getting hit on, mentions of reader leaving lip stick stains, me not knowing what to write for darry.

ೃauthor notes⁀➷ i’m using ny other accounts layout bc i can’t be bothered rn. also i’m here to feed y’all i’ve noticed the outsiders x reader tag is lowkey dry asl.

Ponyboy Curtis:

WOAH HE CAN’T HANDLE ALLAT😭

like actually. he is TWEAKING AT ALL TIMES! when you first like started complimenting him, showering him in kisses, giggling n’ shit—he thought it was a one time thing.

ponyboy just thought he’d have to thug that shit out once a week or something. he was, in-fact, pleasantly surprised when you continued to do it.

“you’re so-mwah-cute! i wish-mwah-i could-mwah-hold you forever!”

“y/n…😣”

he’s so flustered omfg like actually he’s beet red LMFAOOO. if you were to put your fingers to his forehead it’d be so hot. like ponyboy’s avoiding eye contact, his lips are tightened, etc.

if he were to stay the night at your place—you make him all types of food. like, food he’d never heard of. or food he’d dream about after eating bologna for a week,

“for me? …really?”

“mhm! c’mon, don’t let it get cold now.”

ponyboy is DIGGING RIGHT THE FUCK IN. okay he is SCARFING THAT DOWN. after he’d be a little embarrassed of how quickly he ate but like you just took it as a good thing.

thinks you’re the best cook ever tbh. gordan ramsey has nothing on you type levels.

going on a walk with him to go grocery shopping for the curtis house with your hands intertwined and letting ponyboy ramble about this annoying substitute he had!!! IT’S REAL!!! ALL OF IT!!!

“n’ then he tried to tell me my answer was wrong when i studied last night—I EVEN ASKED MY FRIENDS. so, i know it was right. i just think mr. johnson had a personal vendetta against me.”

“smh…i could do slash his tires if you’d like♡!”

“what”

“nothing.”

AWHHH PONYBOY FOLLOWING YOU AROUND THE STORE LIKE A LOST PUPPY BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO BUY LMFAO

he’d like holding your sleeve or the hem of your shirt as you walk around, looking more awkward above all else.

uwahh showering ponyboy in compliments late at night when it’s just the two of you, twirling his hair as you hold him closer!!!

“you’re hair is so pretty. it’s so soft…i dunno why you put grease in it. if i was you—i’d never let anyone touch it.”

“i don’t. i only let you.”

“…REALLY??🥰🥰😚😚”

ur friends are soooo sick of you talking about ponyboy LMFAOOOO like actually. every time you go, ‘omfg did i tell you guys, he-‘ they know to just let you mindlessly ramble.

“and then ponyboy read to me ‘til i fell asleep! he’s so sweet—i dunno how he’s real!”

“i dunno how you’re so whipped.”

“he must be the funniest motherfucker on the planet if y/n’s this obsessed.”

Sodapop Curtis

OHHH Y’ALL ARE AT A CONSTANT WAR TO SEE WHO’S GONNA BEAT THE OTHER AT BEING THE BETTER PARTNER LMFAOOO

HE’S usually the whipped one in the relationship…he felt both extremely lucky and threatened when you started attacking him with kisses…

“you’re so handsome. i’m just the luckiest person on earth—ain’t i?”

“…yeah…🤨”

“why’d you say it like that?😞”

“cause I’M the luckiest person on the earth…I’M supposed to be tellin’ you this…”

but as time goes on—he does take the loss and accepts you’re better at him. for now. it’s only a matter of seconds until sodapop thinks of something insane to show his love for you.

anyways! IMAGINE COOKING WITH HIM OHHHH NY GODDDDD /?:&$:&: he just mainly stands there and looks pretty as he asks what you’re doing but SHHH. HE’S MORAL SUPPORT.

“…what?”

“i’m chopping onions for the flavour, honey.”

“you don’t like onions, though?”

“i don’t like the crunch rather than the flavou—YOU REMEMBERED I DON’T LIKE ONIONS??☹️☹️”

“of course i would!”

gladly holds ur hand 24/7. i’m not kidding. you two are like super magnets. HEHEHE IMAGINE HIM DRIVING WITH ONE HAND ON THE WHEEL AND HIS OTHER HAND HOLDING YOURS!!/!2!

you do take him grocery shopping. only sometimes, though. he only buys junk food rather than actual food.

“can i get these? please?”

“you already have two bags of chips in the cart, soda.”

“okay..😣”

“SIGH…get them.”

“HURRAY!”

knows you can’t say no to him and that’s like the only time he uses it to his advantage.

soc’s do hit on you under the premise of ‘showing you how a real man is supposed to spoil a lady like you.’ HOWEVER, you look at them like they’re aliens.

“hey, baby. what’re you doin’ around here?”

“…EW.”

“???”

they’re shocked above all else as they see you turn away from them and quickly walk away without looking back. AND WOOO SODA IS SO PROUD.

Darry Curtis

the gang acts like you two are constantly fighting whenever you start to look at darry with that sparkle in your eyes.

“guys, PLEASE! YOU’RE BREAKING UP THE FAMILY! STOP ARGUING!”

“what the hell are you on about, soda?”

“you’re scaring pony!” “don’t bring me into this.”

“mind you’re own business, soda.”

AJDIEHJR DARRY HAVING A HAND AROUND YOUR WAIST AS YOU MUTTER SWEET NOTHINGS BETWEEN KISSINGS>>>

you two are a POWER COUPLE IN THE GROCERY STORE! EVEN IF YOU REFUSE TO LET HIM PAY AND HE GETS POUTTY! EVEN IF HE DOESN’T TAKE COMPLIMENTS WELL!

“y/n, please. these are for my house.”

“so?? my wallet was out first.”

“that doesn’t mean anything. baby, i’m telling you, i’m paying.”

“too late, i already handed the cashier the money.”

you cook and clean for the curtis’ to take something off of darry’s back out of the kindness in your heart and totally not because you want him to pay more attention to you!! NEVER!!

but you do enjoy the fact that darry has more time to sit down and pay attention to you! and darry really likes the extra time he has!!

“you didn’t have to.”

“yes i did! you’ve been so stressed out, it’s the least i could do for you.”

“you’re such a treat, y’know.”

“mh. only f’you.”

you FORCE him to hold your hand. sometimes he forgets that he’s supposed to hold your hand in public so do NOT BE AFRAID TO GRAB IT YOURSELF.

but once you do, darry is the last person to let go. maybe to wrap an arm around your hip—BUT THAT’S IT.

teehee leaving lipstick stains on his white t-shirt accidentally🫶🫶!! it’s all so real to me!! sure, darry’s a little annoyed but it’s okay! he can never be mad at you!

[tipsygnostalgy]

"It was never that serious," said Rose Lalonde calmly. — a deranged rant on update rose + philosophy

now that rose has officially hopped onto the "nothing matters" track of things i'm inclined to believe faux-absurdism is a sleeping agent in the strilondian neuroticism paradigm moreso than a real plot point but yeah anyway i have mixed feelings

on one hand i can definitely see why people don't like her / think she's ooc. the classic process of "cause major change in a character" goes inciting incident -> development -> big blowout moment demonstrating the change (appropriated + bastardized from mr freytag himself), and in my personal opinion the comic jumped the gun on this one? we get the inciting incident (candy timeline's irrelevancy) and both irl timeline and character arcwise are plunged straight into the blowout with very little time in between. there's a tiny hint with the light symbol playing a role (more on this later) but for the most part it feels sudden and unjustified if you're insane about rose + understand sufficient epilogues metaphilosophy + and are coded specifically to like this type of shit you Get Exactly What's Going On and fucking dig it. if you don't, you think they've put her through a meat grinder and i can see both

on the OTHER. dear god i'm sucking on the sweet teats of knowledge and absurdism like a baby at the bath. her swapping her constant need of "why" to "why not" and both rose's constant struggle with Light mixing with the irrelevancy of candy and coalescing in one big idgaf war except.

except on the third hand it's worth mentioning that she's also half-assing absurdism so bad that it gets pathetic. her last line "I knew you would forgive me anyway" actually solidifies this arc as one big tantrum that they plan on developing into Not A Thing (hopefully) because she doesn't tell kanaya "I knew it wouldn't matter." the forgiveness is what she focuses on. the forgiveness matters. kanaya still matters to her whether this dumbass light player is consciously aware of this or not and i think ironically KANAYA knows this better than she does which is part of her saying she refuses to mediate this one. on a rosemary level this is jaw-dropping on a character level BOOOO

MAKE HER ABSURDIST! make her sit there and do things not for the sake of kanaya but literally only to do them. make her sit there and genuinely believe the only obligation in reality is to live it. dirk fails at being a true absurdist too he starts injecting meaning into life like there's motherfucking nothing and rose actually acknowledging there's zero meaning whatsoever but living anyway and in that process learning to love life (juxtaposes jake's adventurer) would juxtapose her to him but NOOOOOO she has to sit there and go Well there's no meaning to Life. It was Never that serious. Fuck you. but then refuse to kill herself (thereby proving camus right once again) then now what. now What. Ohhhh "nothing" matters cool then die. dirk's suicide was meaningful because he broke that formula okay he went There's no meaning to life? Ok. then immediately hung himself he DEVOURED that sequence he subverted absurdism back into existentialism which is cool but ROSE COULD PERPENDICULAR THAT!

[stupid-and-cute-are-enough]

it WAS 1:30 am and now i've got finals in mere hours so obviously this is how i should be spending my time. behold: screaming and crying publicly over @get-rammed's montgomery gator doodles

starting off STRONG with this beauty:

THE FULL-BODY HUG???? THE SKIN ON SKIN CONTACT??? one thing you MUST know about me is that i am WEAK for when the bigger partner wraps themselves around their s/o WEAK I SAY

(also monty's nose????? it's absolutely darling and so perfect for his lil face)

KEEPING ON THEME WITH WERE-MONTY

specifically the face................ he looks so dejected...................so tired................ so sad...................baby has had a ROUGH night and i desperately want them to be better 😭😭😭 (the HAND HOLD???? THE TEAR STAINS??? AUGHH)

we already KNOW how i feel about this one after all i'm that motherfucker who was so consumed by this doodle that i asked ram if i could clean it up and otherwise go insane over it we already KNOW that this doodle has me on my fucking KNEES

again THE FULL BODY HOLD??????? THE SAD EYES???? HE HOLDS ONTO THEM LIKE THEYRE SOMETHING PRECIOUS 😭 monty is trapped in a life he pretty much hates and they've gotta be one of his only sources of comfort 😭😭😭😭 i imagine the anon has to pull wayyy more hours once monty becomes a glamrock so they're constantly exhausted but desperately wants to be there for their struggling friend and vice versa for monty (and how pissed monty must get w/the virus bc why the fuck should he feel bad for them when it's HIS life that got screwed over?)

everything i just said applies to this one too except with more melancholy bc it feels like when you have to wait for your loved one to fall asleep so you can slip away quietly (but, of course, monty is holding on, so he'll be disappointed sooner rather than later)

:(

MOVING FUCKING ON TO THIS NEXT ONE OHHHH MY GOD YOU GUYS PREPARE YOURSELF

THE SNOOT RUBS???? THE HAND ON ANON'S CHEST???? THE BLUSH????? THE WAY HE RUFFLES HOW OWN HAIR 😭😭 GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BEAT UP MR. FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT HIMSELF GIVE MONTY HIS HAIR BACK!!!!!!

but seriously this one is just SO cute 😭 gator golf monty were such simpler times and it DESTROYS me knowing where they go from here :( ik both of them heal together in the end but they hurt so much between those two points AUGHH THEY DONT DESERVE IT 😭😭

GOING BACK TO WERE-MONTY

THE SHIRT??? THE SKIN-ON-SKIN CONTACT???? literally what else is there to say i rest my case moving on

THE CASUAL INTIMACY????? THE SKIN ON SKIN????? THE ANONS SILLY LIL SMILE AND ALL THE LOVE BITES?? look im down bad for monty as much as everyone else here but good LORD there's something so tender about non-sexual touch (esp with minimal clothing) 😭😭 its so special to me............. they're so happy to have each other i am ILL

iconic

SCREAMING AND CRYING THEY'RE SO SILLY TOGETHER!!!! LET THEM BE SILLY AGAIN THEY DESERVE IT!!!!

look at them they're up to MISCHIEF they're up to NO GOOD <3 and freddy is RAPIDLY APPROACHING (side note SWEETS??? 😭😭 i love all of monty's nicknames but something about "sweets" makes me AUGH................. it's so cute...............)

BONUS:

MORGAN <333333 WHAT A MASSIVE W TO TRANS-MASCS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wouldn't wanna be represented by ANYONE else

feddy <3

last but not least the comment i left (with my user and pfp blocked out bc you don't get to know me like that) on part one of project starlight that strikes fear into me to this very day. ignore my spelling mistakes i was going through it

i would've also grabbed a screenshot of the monty plush bc i feel special every time i look at one bc ram thought my comic was cool and it instantly became a core memory but this post has taken LONG ENOUGH!!! SLAP A SHIPPING LABEL ON THIS BITCH AND SEND IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pippin-pippout]

oh this motherfucker shen better feel some GUILT and give our girl a pass. Why would he do what step-mom wants? Are their families all that close?

Ok so step-mom is bribing him, at what point does she properly indicate that he is supposed to fail her?

Ohhhh she was playing to his hate of rich people. Dude.

Damnnnn girl is holding it together. Great acting on her part. Lots of layers. Also the lightning effects when the camera goes back to her face, smiling. SO COOL. "Are you afraid of the thunder?"

Ma'am he is about to piss his pants.

[bizlybebo]

CHARACTER BINGO. EACH PURP.

RAHHH EXPLODES YOU WITH MY MKND

(having a Social Cues™️ moment and genuinely cannot tell if you mean the purps as in. genuinely the purps or the purps as a bit and you actually mean pd. but they’re. the same people so)

wiwi my beloved. i hate him so much she makes me so homophobic. i need to throw william wisp into oncoming traffic i need to put her in the microwave i need to fucking. herhjjwfjjejg

i want the gender though. no clue if this bitch is transmasc or transfem but he’s gender as fuck. the he/she ever user. to me.

VYNCENT SOL <3 there is something DEEPLY wrong with that man. i need to crack its brain open and figure out what is going on in there.

only reason why i like fanon slightly better is cause sometimes they give him a tail and i think it’s super cute.

i want to put this motherfucker in a jar and observe him. seriously what the fuck is WRONG with him i love it so much. vyncent sol is so he/it/any coded btw.

DKAOTA MOTHERFUCKING COLE PHIOGHOEKNFMAMFMWM BAKRBAKRBAKRBALRBAKRNANRKABRKABRK

ohhhh i am. SOOO NROMAL. SOOO CALM. ABOUT THIS LITTLE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER OH MYOGD HE MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME. HE IS. LITERALLG MEEEE. GRABBING. HIM AND AND SHAKING HIM IN MY MOUTH LKE A CHEW TOY OUIGIGOHKSNFHWJ.

CAPABLE OF NO WRONG. I SUPPORT DAKOTA COLE RIGHTS AND WEONGS. HE DESERVES TO KILL A BITCH BUT ALSO IT WOULD DESTROY HIM TO DO SO. GHGGGGGNGNEJFFJJRJGN. DAKOTA COLE DEISGNED TO KILL ME SPECIFICIALLY. THE EVER IN FACT.

ASHE WINTERS. HELLO AHSE WINTERS I LVOE ASHE WONTERS I WOULD DIE FOR ASHE WINRERS <33

i like fanon more because fanon IS canon to me. you cannot convince me that ashe winters is a cis man

she means. the world to me. her and her father drive me UP THE FUCKING WALL. bizly and yakko had NO right to create such a gutwrenching father/daughter relationship. was screaming about if before but don’t get me started on how they used the TLOU soundtrack for a lot of ashe + mark interactions

transfem ashe winters. dies. t4t demonkicks OIIGIGISKGKSJRKWJFJMWNVMWJRJ SOBS AND THROWS UP

[gourdkeeper]

If you are still doing requests, may I ask for Jamie to save the reader from some thugs that were jumping them, and we award him with some fun NSFW

Oh absolutely!

Wrote this one as being complete strangers for the sake of changing stuff up a bit from the next request.

Word count: 2119

Warnings: 18+, violence, blood and bruises (reader got hurt), AFAB reader, robbery, borderline sexual assault, jamie saves the day and you catch feelings, you catch something else too iykwim, public setting, blowjob

You felt so stupid.

Why did you feel the urge to grab food from the shady alley of Chinatown at night all by yourself.

You knew your craving wasn't worth sating.

You also knew you shouldn't be going out this late in just shorts and a small top that leaves nothing to imagination.

You knew you'd get pestered and harrassed.

And that you did.

"C'mon princess? Fight a little will ya?" A masked thug is pressing a knife up to your cheek while others of his stupid gang are holding your arms down.

You spit directly at his face and try your best to kick him off of you.

"Ohhhh she's got it in her!" "Look'a that!" "Aw shit boss you should teach her a lesson!"

Stupid douchebags. You'd be kicking their heads into each other's buttholes if they weren't outnumbering you massively.

You struggle to no avail and the fucker you just spat at approaches you once more and you, stubborn, kick again aiming for the crotch. Jackpot.

"OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER- YOU'RE PAYING-"

He's clutching his own balls, fallen to his knees some of his gang members inevitably laughing at him and getting shushed by others, too scared to piss the boss off.

Another guy pats you down, if you didn't know any better you'd think they're not even trying to rob you anymore.

"Aha there it is!~" the handsy guy smacks your ass as he pulls a wallet out of your pocket.

"Count it!" The boss barks, "Let's see if this bitch's worth anything, she's already paying anyway..."

"20...30..40.......72500 zeny?!" The guy sounds incredulous, "Someone's been working real hard eh?"

Truth is you've been working part time at the scrap heap and trying your best to save up money to help a friend out of trouble. Guess that's no use now...

The bigger gruffy shithead they call boss has regained composure since and approached you once again, "So darling, if you want us leaving you alone...you better come here weekly and bring us this much every time or else... We're tracking you down and taking whatever else we want. Simple no?" He drags his fingers over your face and you instinctively bite his hand as hard as possible, drawing blood and making the guy yelp out in pain and reactively punching you square in the nose making your head whip back.

You almost didn't hear it.

But you were certain you heard some other good for nothing thug scream at the same time you've nearly bit the guy's finger off.

A few seconds pass as you still try to free yourself. And there it is again.

There was definitely a clear "thud" sound and a scream.

The gangsters take notice as well. They look around themselves but see nothing. Panicked.

Until a swipe of yellow comes crashing down from the rooftop splatting one of the guys on the floor along with it.

You felt silly at feeling hopeful that help was coming, it's almost embarrassing, having to be saved like a damsel in distress.

You've heard of him before.

The peacekeeper of Chinatown.

He straightens himself up graciously and taking a swig of a gourd kept at his hip, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand before extending his arm just in time to smack another thug away.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GET HIM!"

The boss barks while backing away, knowing this would be trouble for his sorry ass.

The yellow clothed guy makes easy work of a group of three thugs, kicking one up in the air before rolling on the floor and sweeping him up, you can't tell if he's fighting or dancing. He gets back up on his feet in one swift impulse and stops the other in his track before slapping the ever living shit out of him and in the middle of turning on his heel his stupidly long braid wacks right on the remaining lackey's face taking him down swiftly as well.

The two guys holding onto your arms finally let go and run off leaving both you and your wallet on the ground. You've let yourself fall to your knees in the middle of the alley.

"And where do you think *you* are going?" The long haired man points and the leader running off with his tail between his legs.

He takes another swig before slamming his fist on a small balcony above him, making a ladder descend right before the coward attempting to flee, forcing him to stop abruptly and losing balance and trapping him.

"I'm talking to you shithead! You think you can just go around threatening people in *my* turf?"

He closes the gap between him and the man, still holding onto the knife he earlier had up against your face.

"Get the fuck away from me y-you drunk weirdo, what the fuck do you want?!" His voice shaky, brandishing his knife without sense before the cocky peacekeeper knocks it off his hand with one swift kick and cartwheeling, closing the gap and twisting the man's elbow until a "crack" is heard. Ouch. 

"No you, get the fuck away-" he barely finishes, tossing the man off onto the ground and kicking "loser." He spits before taking one more sip and watching the man run off.

"Woah" you think to yourself.

You see the guy that just saved you and your hard work turn around, putting the gourd back at his hip and pacing towards you.

"T-thank you-!" You exclaim at him, unsure how to even be grateful of such a thing.

"And you might be?"

He reaches his hand out to you, allowing you to get back up on your feet.

You mutter your name out and thank him once more.

Face to face he's even prettier.

His cheekbones pronounced, his chin and nose sharp, lips thin but smooth and his eyes watching you intently...is that makeup? God, that's... Kind of hot. You try not to stare regardless, that'd be rude.

He helps your straighten your clothes before crouching to grab your wallet and handing it back to you, "Better not forget what's important right?"

You chuckle "Right... Right, almost forgot... Thank you for helping me out, I thought I was done for uh.." you motion ad stare at him.

"Jamie. Name's Jamie Siu." He has such a confident and charismatic aura to him even when just stating his name.

"Jamie... Well, thank you Jamie..." You feel yourself blush and you feel stupid for it, taking your hand to your face to hide it but flinching in pain as you realize your nose's been broken and it hurts at the slightest touch and... Crap you're bleeding.

Taking better notice, you've gotten quite a few bruises.

"Yeah you uhhh, got a bit beat up it seems huh? How about I help you out?"

"Nonono! I mean, no need really you did enough, I should uh get going, I shouldn't really be out anyway and I uh-"

You're interrupted by him laughing, "Really I insist, let me take care of you." He takes a small tissue to your face and wipes some blood off.

"Gotta say, you still held your own pretty well, most people would submit immediately and not even try to fight back... I like that."

He looks intrigued, interested in you even.

You know he can see you blush being so close and cleaning your face. You don't know what to say.

"Cat got your tongue?~" he jests.

"I... I liked seeing you fight!" What the hell is that for an answer? This is so damn awkward you want to run and hide.

"Oh? Of course you did, I could even show you some other moves..." He says the last part hushed.

"What... what other moves?" You ask with bated breath. Why are you swooning over a stranger. You shouldn't even be here.

He smiles. Not answering. But the look on his face says it all.

You clear your throat.

"I. Uhm."

His eyebrow raises at you as you painstakingly utter every word.

"Maybe. I. Maybe I could pay you back somehow. And uh. You could...maybe show me those other, moves?" You feel like you want to die, what are you even saying?

"I would quite like that..." His face is closer. Dangerously closer.

"I would like that a lot." His hand tangling in your hair. It's dark. The alley is empty as every thug has ran off. No merchant to be seen anymore either.

You breathe heavily as you feel him breathe down your neck, his voice barely a whisper.

"How would you pay me back, huh?" He teases.

Your eyes trace the outline of his body, barely illuminated from behind and you get bolder.

"You could have your way with me..."

"Here? Outside? Just like that? Someone's daring..." His hands trailing over your body. You're both full of want.

The adrenaline has gotten to you and you take his wrist and guide his hand to your breast catching him by surprise.

"Holy shit-" he gasps out and licks his lips before trading looks with you.

You moan softly as he moves his digits and squeezes.

Jamie pounces at you and starts mouthing at you, kissing you, ravishing you with his tongue.

Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy- your mind is racing.

He pulls back from the kiss. Your blood now smeared on his face. Oh god. That's so hot.

Something primal in you awakens and your hands rush to his pants.

"Woah there-!" He feigns surprise, "If you don't watch out you might just need to be saved again..."

"Maybe I don't want to be saved this time..." You look up at him flushed, eagerly untying the rope keeping his pants up.

"S'that so?" He grabs you by your hair albeit gently, making you look at him again, "Princess is feeling a little daring?" Mocking the gangsters from early on and teasing you all the same.

"Maybe so..." You finish freeing him of his yellow sweatpants and drag them lower, followed by his underwear.

His member slings out. Wet already, glistening slightly in the night. You look at him once as if checking if he's still down for this and going back to business. Your lips enveloping the head, tongue flat under his frenulum licking up as you pull before going deeper back down.

His eyes are fixated on you, lips parted, exhaling, breath keeping up with the pace of your motions. Hand still in your hair he pulls you towards his hips as he rocks them forth.

You gag slightly but adjust fast. His cock slipping down your throat. You squeeze your hands, he's big but nothing you can't take. You're a big girl. You can't help but moan around his cock.

He lowers his hips before thrusting them forth again. And again. And again. Increasing the pace, holding you down. "That's right princess... You're so good at taking me..!" He lets a long moan out. "You su-sure know how to pay someone ba~ck..." He takes a swig of his drink, letting himself get drowsier. "God. That's right. Go deeper."

He gets more brash, never rough enough to hurt you but definitely more agitated, definitely closer to the edge. Pulling you in tighter in his grip like a deadly snake. His cock rammed down your mouth, leaving you no give to pull back. Pubes brushing against your lips and nose. Going balls deep. Growing franctic.

His moans are getting out of control, he needs his free hand to squeeze over his mouth as his body twitches and squirms. Words and babbling muffled by his hand, he's panting inbetween slurs of words. Something about this being his turf and you having to serve him. It's not a bad idea.

It doesn't matter, you're entraced by him. By his sex. His flavor.

You look up.

His jacket is no longer on properly. Fully opened, his pecs as red as his cheeks. Heaving up and down with each breath.

The sight alone with him in your mouth could make you come.

You take the plunge and take him fully in, as well as you can, tongue reaching for his balls. Cheeks hollow, fully taking him as he thrusts inside of you.

"I- c..I can't-"

He truly cannot, his words unfinished, unlike him.

He spurts deep into your throat. You pull back enough just to feel his come on your tongue. You want to taste him forever.

His cock still twitching. His body limp, fallen backwards and out of breath.

You swallow him down and try your best to regain your breath as well.

You notice that your nose bled onto his lower half as well. First he saves you and as pay you get him dirty. God.

You need to clean him up and apologize.

[deelovesbooks]

911 s7 finale liveblog!

the amount of anxiety im feeling cannot be healthy rn

omg omg omg ok ow i just stimmed too hard and hurt my hand

oh man chris :(((((((

oh shit oh shit okay yeah chris called the grandparents

mara :(((((

lmao i called that the shocked diaz parents was seeing kim

ohhhh Athena

ooooooooooooooooh Athena maam thats a bad idea thena put the gun away

i dont like this lady im suspicious fr

Maddie Han 😍

yeah in danger from you

oh is that the Prayer book eddies holding?

ok its very tense but im loving the teamwork connecting the dots. also love how up in eachothers buisness the 118+ fam is. Sketchy call from athena? better call chim

oh buck and eddie sitting in bobbys room :(

lmao that 911 nba commercial startled me i was so confused

Athena miss maam leave this man alone

i still cannot believe that we get Angela fuckin basset on our weewoo show

Aw Amir

if thats not bobby fucking waking up and fighting the intubation im gonna lose it

the fact that buck is in the same shirt for the bucktommy date as he is in the hospital rn is the only thing holding me together bc if bobby died they wouldnt have the date right?

[also jesus christ why are there so many fuckin medication commercials? america are u ok?]

lmao Athena bout to start her own fire

lmao amir and athena about even now? sorry i threatened u here let me save ur life pls dont press charges lol

BOBBY!!!

OH THANK GOD ok i can untense now lol

"god i hope so" THOMAS

[ok was that just my stream or was there a weird cut edit during their conversation?]

ok yeah hes 13 he should have some choice but also hes 13. have him stay with like hen and karen or even buck for little bit if he needs space not in another state!!

Awwwwwww grant-nash family :')

please excuse me while i go cry :(((

I CALLED IT!!!! MADEY THE COUPLE YOU ARE!!

amir :')

yes bobby accept ur a hero

oh thank god we were wrong its bobby n

NO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE SAYING IT WASNT HIM

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT GOT DAMN

i legit threw my glasses off my face onto my desk the viceral reaction i had to that motherfuckers face

i- fuck. thats the only thing i got. fuck.

there was only a minute left i assumed the angst and bittersweet part would be chris leaving and ya know he grant-nashs not having a house but then

we knew. we all as a fandom knew that it wasnt just a coincidence that gerrard was at the medal ceremony. i had hoped that it would be one of those instances where fandom read to much into it and thought about it way harder than the actual writers like what usually happens but no.

fuck

[6rookie-writer0110]

spiderpool male reader x spidergwen:

gamenight

gwen: and what dont we do when we lose

y/n: threaten to turn everyone into shishkebabs

gwen: right what else dont we do

y/n: threaten to kill their familys

gwen: that is good, what do we do if someone uses a blue Shell on you right before the finish Line in Mario kart?

y/n: we shoot that motherfucker right between the eyes for being a fucking prick

gwen: baby No, we do NOT shoot anyone, we do not need another incident

y/n: he lived didnt he?

gwen: yes he did, and why did he live?

y/n: because Peter, Miles, you and Spider-Ham bodyslammed me into the floor, it was oddly hot

gwen: and what dont we do to spider-ham?

y/n: threaten to make him into a fucking smoked pork if he doesnt stop being a fucking little bitch for taking the good controller

gwen: yes and now hand over the knives

y/n: pssssh I dont have a knife on me, you already took everything

gwen: dont make me frisk you

y/n: ohhhh is that a promise or a good time?

gwen: okay, I will break up with you if something happens tonight

y/n: you wouldnt dare

gwen: you’re right, but No sex for s month

y/n: *le gasp*, you wouldnt

gwen: I would

y/n: fine then, here is my reserve gun, and my reserves reserve gun and my reserves reserves reserve gun and my knife I call him gutty because he guts open my enemies, take good Care of my babys

gwen: thats better

Omg 😆

[whilomm]

some people are talking about "oh im not educated enough to talk about this" and yeah im not educated enough to fully outline a solution to longterm peace or whatever but i dont think you need much education to say "genocide is wrong and blowing up hospitals is wrong and there should probably be a ceasefire" like. i just dont think you need a fucking degree in political science to get there you know? why are people acting like ohhhh sorry i cant say a word on it im not educated..... motherfucker all you need to look at is the palestinian death toll to know that what israel is doing is probably bad, and it should probably stop. not killing people is better than killing people. mega easy starting point!!

[broadway-gamzee]

WoAh GoT a LiTtLe MoThErFuCkIn InTeNsE tHeRe BrO. a LiTtLe PaSsIoN pRoJeCt SoNg I tHoUgHt Up On ThE fLy.

((Lyrics below cut))

Lusus, we all go to hell

Lusus, we all go to hell

I'm writing this letter and wishing you well

Lusus, we all go to hell

Oh well now, Lusus, we're all gonna die

Lusus, we're all gonna die

Stop leaving the shoreline, I hate to say goodbye

Lusus, we're all gonna die

And when I go don't blame me, yeah

I'll let sick fires just bathe me, yeah

You made me oh so crazy;

I'll never let you go

And when you go don't return to me my sweet

Lusus, we're all full of lies

Lusus, we're all full of spite

And right now they're making a deathbox your size

Lusus, we're all full of lies

Well lusus look what the game did to my face and to my joy.

You should have raised a baby girl

I should've been a better boy

If you could coddle the infection

They can amputate at once

You should've been

I could have been a better boy

And when I go don't blame me, yeah

I'll let sick fires just bathe me, yeah

You made me oh so crazy;

I'll never let you go

He left when I was way too young

For what you've done they're

Gonna find harpoons for you

And just you mind your manners when you go.

And when you go don't return to me my sweet,

That's right

Lusus, we all go to hell

Lusus, we all go to hell

It's really quite pleasant except for the smell

Lusus, we all go to hell

Lusus, Lusus, Lusus, ohhhh

Lusus, Lusus, Lusus, ohhhh

And if you would call me a sweetheart

I'd maybe then sing you a song

But the shit that I've done with this motherfucking club

You would cry out your eyes all night

We're fucked after all

Through fortune and Rage we fall

And if you can stay then I'll show you the way

To return from the depths that you call

We all carry on

When our brothers in arms are gone

So raise your shit high for tomorrow we die

And return from the depths that you call

[ofhxrror]

HIGHKEY missing all of my old oc’s that are currently taking space in the back of my mind and I keep thinking about them in their fictional little universes. I wanna ramble for a bit so below the cut are where I imagine them ending up at the end of their lives. 

Ophelia Richards (hellstate--rp/hellhqs) - the apple of my eye and the love of my life ( my favorite child let me honest ), i wonder about her the most in her fictional little bubble. she was the most changed and better off them all so like i wonder how she would be fairing in the zombie outbreak of cheyanne. would the zombie’s have died off by now and would she have set up a house with a puppers ( maybe with a certain somebody??? ) or would the zombies be still around and would still be the redheaded rolling stone. i think the zombies would be dying off and she would have a little cabin, a small shop too where she would sell blankets and canned goods; also like two doggo’s that she would maim someone if they touched. maybe a noah ashbury in her life idk about that though- but like she would just be okay. maybe she found her little sister again and they live together. just OPHELIA HAPPY- ( i also hardcore crackship her with my other kiddo juliet kemp don’t fucking at me okay they make sense...kinda ) 

Juliet Kemp (hellstate--rp/hellhqs) - my broken bird ohhh my heart legit aches every time i think about her- like holy mother of GOD i ruined that character didn’t i??? she was such a fucking shit show of a human, like rick grimes level’s of bullshit happened to her. she’s from the same universe as ophelia so going off of the “zombies are dying off” ( i don’t like to think that zombies are supernatural creatures and hellhq lore was pretty clear it was some type of plague so...bodies...rot after awhile and yeah i could babble on about zombies rotting but imma stop because i know some of you guys are normal folks who don’t like to hear about that stuff. ) i imagine her as semi-okay, not AS happy or well adjusted as O but alive and sometimes..maybe even smiling. i can see her living in a big house with room for any kids she finds because that’s her weakness, she loves all the little kiddos and just wants them to be okay. honestly juliet is now your adoptive mom if you don’t have one at the end of the world. she would build gardens for food and paints the whole house to be happy for the kids. just peace is all i want for her and her head. but like lemme be honest she’s your wine mom because what she’s gone through ohhhh boi yeah she’s PTSD for life. ( but like also hi yes my crackship make sense here because them ophelia and her can like have all the outbreak orphan’s together and love each other???? no...yes??? )

 Gabrielle Jackson (hellstate--rp/hellhqs) - ANGEL BABYYYY!!!! she wasn’t my favorite to play because she was so nice??? like i cannot be that nice all the darn time to people (also christianity turns out its a goddamn trigger for me.) but like after I had her get stabbed and lose all faith??? yeah she got easier to play for me, plus anytime I had her with her joker it was funny because oh boi she’s angry 100% of the time. but like in her future honestly she wouldn’t have one, gabby is super one of the muses I can see not making it in the new worlds. she’s clung to tightly to the ideals of a forgotten world so honestly I can see her kinda just dying? like I’m sorry not sorry- she’s so the type to get her ass stabbed trying to help someone. that or might end up on some type of mushroom hippie 60′s aesthetic to cope with her life just going to shit, smoking pot on a cute little farm far away from town and selling handmade blankets because that’s nice right? ALL I KNOW HER AND GOD NO LONGER SPEAK. 

Penny Scott ( hellvt ) - speaking of not talking to god meet my angel child penny! ironically an actual angel, like sent from god wings and all, but hates the motherfucker with all of her being for kinda being a deadbeat father i guess. she’s what you would call a “useless lesbian” and honestly that trait I feel like she would honestly get better with as she spends more time on earth. I can see her ending up with a cute girl in a nice little cottage somewhere, but honestly she might pull a stupid and die protecting someone she loves? idk she has tragic written all over her because she sees the best in the world but the world is a shithole. 

Nathlia Scott ( butterflieshq ) - MY ROLEPLAY AND MY KIDDO! i had to close it because health reasons so we never got to hear nathlia’s full backstory i had planned out and honestly i’m going to leave it up to ??? incase i get healthier and am able open butterflies back up one day but a possible future for the kiddo? she’s a missing person who is persumed dead her future is the up there with my bleak kids ( it goes kenzi, nathlia, and ginger ). but she either ends up dead, alive but in a mental hospital for a good couple years, or [ ERROR TEXT NOT FOUND ]....i thought i fixed that glitch oh well. 

Kenzi Carlson ( ??? ) - my sweet sweet punk child who I loved with all of my heart and still cry over to this day, she was an early-ish muse of mine i believe from a scream inspired roleplay. she doesn’t have a future i can tell you that right now because she was canon fodder durning the roleplay when the admin asked if there was anyone who was willing to let their characters die and I was like sure! ( I now know I will never do that again I fucking hate character death scenes ). she ended up being killed in the same way her mother died and I was like ohhhh boy my sweet baby not even eighteen. so she’s stuck with me for some reason, i call her my ghost. 

Ginger Adams ( ??? ) - My Ginger Fitzgerald inspired muse for an unknown horrror roleplay that i was apart of that never really got off the ground but it was nice while it lasted,  she’s honestly my mess of a kiddo who i love so much but honestly once again i do not make happy people so on this girl is honestly a wreck. unlike ginger fitz from the movie, this ginger acidentally killed her sister in a fight and is on the run after her mother told her she would clean it all up ( which oof to that mom ). i don’t see her having a happy life after that- like honestly nothing good happening for her due to a. the ptsd of killing her sister/becoming a werewolf and b. the fact she is a werewolf. so honestly lets just mark her down as fucked up and move on. 

[blood-injections]

you should tell me about the band au i'm so fascinated by the band au

YES I SHOULDD I FINALLY HAVE WIFI BACK(hopefully it doesnt disconnect Again .its been a frustrating week) AND I CAN FINALLY BRAINROTPOST ABOUT IT OKAY SO

Where to start lets seee. This au is at the like. "Google docs loredump but ive been obsessed with it enough that ive been drawing and ive written a couple little silly but not quite significant bits" stage still lol. Theres funkobra and jetpoison but the funkobra is like SLOW slow burn theyre just weird gay besties that fuck around and make out sometimes but arent actually Together in any way so theres this horrible tension and theres bits of like. See kobras a little slut so hes being gay with sandman and show pony and even an oc that has his own band and so the funkobra is. They dont know why the tension is like that until like. The literal last chapter when they're . Ohhhh shit. We GAY gay. That makes sense. At least thats the plan. The jetpoison is a lot less slow lol they meet and are like ooh you pretty and yeah.

So the first like half of this au is set in the city and actually its less of a fab four band au and more just Kobra's rebellious punk phase au because its focused around him and the Band isnt all four of them together until like. Way on in the story. Poison is even a sort of antagonistic foil character until then too. Because hehe venom sibling angst and theres a few moments where its poison thats the catalyst of Kobra's like. Character growth via spite. Also this au is kobra kid 🤝 jet star being some badass motherfuckers like damn.

So they're in the city, Kobra's like seventeen, not Kobra yet, knows hes trans but not a word for it and isnt out to Poison but Poison Knows enough that hes like. 'Hey i know you dont like this' whe they have to dress to a code or something, and they cae up with a name he likes when he was like way younger bc he hated his deadname so hes already Koda. But hes never been like hey I'm a boy. Poisons a couple years older and works a lot because its just them so he has some office job he hates and the city is on his ass for crow training or something which. He really doesn't want. Because hes in no way loyal to bli hes risking a lot just by keeping himself and kobra off the pills and keeping bli from realizing that. He isnt thinking of being a rebel yet or getting kobra out like in most fics or headcanons no its kobra that ends up dragging poison out. Poisons super overprotective to the point of being a asshole about it because its just them and hes seen too much and knows that you cant get away with getting into trouble forever, and kobras always getting into trouble, and better living has a eye on him because hes autistic and also poisons like labelled as Kobra's caretaker by the city since its just them, and bli is also on poisons ass with that because they want kobra for some kind of test because hes aging out and wont be like a minor and they want to 'fix/cure' him. So poison worrys, poison babys him, because his only goal is to keep kobra safe however he can because hes fucking terrified that his little brother is going to be taken away and hes seen what people come back as when bli takes them to be 'fixed.'

And kobra gets this, he does, and he loves his brother, but he hates him, he hates it, he feels trapped and coddled and between poisons sternness and what the city wants with him and even the city regulations on how he as a female has to look, he feels he has no freedom or privacy and hes cooped up as all hell. So he gets into trouble. He sneaks out no matter how poison tries to keep him from it or ground him, he sneaks out and hides his hair and steals poisons clothes and goes and bes a boy where he can because to the city his days are numbered and hed rather risk it all to have a little fun every night and just be himself than live some boring lie like hes medicated and obedient like everyone else. He doesn't want to rot like that. Poison wants to keep him safe, wants to keep him alive, but Kobra wants to live. Because his mindset is a very reasonable one of 'whats the point of being alive if you're miserable,' but not in an 'i want to die because i am miserable' way but in an, 'out of pure fucking spite, i will change my circumstances, i will be what i want and i wont be miserable and maybe i will die trying but i will have died being happy' way. Because this kid is running on pure spite and rage and envy, of his brother, of friends, of killjoys, of martyrs. Hes angry about it all, Poison is just scared. UGH. me when the venom siblings. hghhdfjdjs.

So he sneaks out, stirs up trouble with street kids and droids and Show Pony, who legit sneaks into the city every so often just to cause chaos and stir up rebellion in the streets. This fic can pretty much be explained as: show pony is pete wentz and the battery city rebellion is the 2000s emo scene. They know everyone and they've got their claws in every little crevice. The suitehearts probably exist because of them, its their actions that domino to what ghouls doing when kobra meets him, and its how they meet that causes them to become friends and start a band, and it all traces back to Pony, its hilarious.

So he meets Ghoul and Sandman, because they're street gremlins together, and they jam a lot and basically play protest songs on the street with people watching out for crows in case they need to scatter and its just Sandmans bad singing and playing a diy guitar while Ghoul drums on some buckets, and sometimes Crab is there with an actual bass but he isn't that good lol. But its punk its to be expected. So he becomes friends with them and when they realize he can sing theyre like omg you should jam with us. And hes like ehhh but eventually does and realizes he loves it. And as time passes they all get more skilled and protest songs in the street turn into actual shows at underground clubs and like, these speakeasys that hide just under blis noses. And being a band is hand in hand with being a juvie halls because if bli was to catch them they'd be so fucked, so if you play music you might as well participate in all the other rebel stuff, and they do, kobra does, he becomes known and the makeshift band of fab four/suitehearts members before theyre the conventional weapons becomes known, he comes up with the name Kobra as a rebel name and hes surrounded by people that treat him like the boy he is.

Meanwhile his relationship with poison is getting more and more strained. Poison is getting desperate and starts trying to follow kobra when he sneaks out but kobras really good at losing him. When kobra is home hes hardly talking to poison anymore. Then some Shit comes. Poison finally manages to follow Kobra to his destination, and its on a night that the bands show is a big fucking dangerous distraction that they purposely gave bli a tip about. So bli storms the concert and the juvie rebellion uses the distraction to break recently caotured killjoy prisoners out of prison. Jet Star is among them.

So poison finds this concert, his quiet little sister up on stage, singing, with a buzzcut hes been hiding. And he storms throigh the pit to up to the front of the stage and kobra sees him and his singing falters and poisons pissed, he expects kobra to be pissed that hes here, but no, kobra looks fucking horribly terrifed at the sight of him and that makes poison falter in turn. And then better living fucking busts in, stun guns firing, and poisons in total shock and kobra grabs him and he ends up running from crows with the band until they get to the underground and its just. A mess. The killjoy prisoners arrive and this is like. Halfway or more through this story and the fab four are finally all in one place. And their band doesn't even exist yet.

Anyway poisons in on it all now and has whiplash and like, well kobras not stopping because his brother knows about the band or rellion or his being a boy, and actually poison sees the change kobra fucking made with that show and is sympathetic to the killjoys and oh that one is really pretty and so theyre terrified but actually pretty supportive of it all and so more time passes and kobra just starts. Dragging them along to practices and stuff. And they find themself learning bass and getting involved with the rebellion and then joining the band when they play and theyve just. Become party poison at some point. Jet star got back out to the desert before long but poison taked to them a bit and totally likes them. I havent planned what happens to make them finally leave the city, but poison, kobra and ghoul all leave to become killjoys, the band is just theirs now and they need a guitarist and like pony steps in sometimes and other friends but they don't have a permanent one. Poison reunites with Star and they vibe and shes hanging around a lot and just. Joins the band somehow. And they become the fab four and the conventional weapons and yeah. Thats the bones of it. Theres so much more and little things 💀 Oh and Ghoul and Jet are both spanish speakers and im rusty but its getting me learning and stuff again so im actually writing their spanish bits out and the venom sibs learning it and its honestly so fun. Star cursing out a exterminator in spanish is. Whew.

[unsleepingtales]

Junior Year Episode Three!! Reactions!

That’s really legible too lol

Speaking of strange curdled feelings!

Woo sklonda passed the bar!

As a fellow folk fair kid I appreciate the folk fair rep thank you Brennan

Look at the beautiful dome art!

The new riz art is So Good guys

Ally’s outfit is great

He put so much work into the school mechanics of this

The MCAT

Astral state, CUS Dabus, BCU! BCU is the reach/goal it seems

Oooh college credit for the quests!

Society of shadows

Lord Salazar edge’s college of lone adventurers 😭

LYDIAAAA that’s so sweet oh my god

Sandra Lynnnnnnn

What the fuck is this song oh my god

Every day I learn more and more about how much Riz Gukgak is me and I am him. This was exactly how I behaved about college.

Cloaca! Okay!

Digby and Wilma! They/them!

Can I run? From you?

I’m so glad it seems we get to see more of the thistlesprings this season!

It’s CHLOE

The throwback!! The throat and the rectum are connected by a series of tubes!

You’re fucking sharp, you’re sharp as fuck, stop

It looks like he has a bad diet. Emily. 😭

Cathilda’s in Leviathan!

Is that all they ever serve for lunch

Fig’s luck is wild

Aww they’re juniors guys

YES THE MINOTAUR’S LAST NAME IS PHAEDRA I love it I love her already

Grix! Ok.

His WIFE?????? Balthazar had a WIFE??

Awww a Scottish highland minotaur <3

What purpose does a decoy cloaca serve

What do you GET babe I spent six years on student government what you get is an ulcer

Kipperlilly Copperkettle what is your Deal

Murph is so stressed

KRISTEN

Kristennnnn

No I so get it that specific energy drives me up the wall. I get being aggro about it.

Ohhhh this motherfucker wrote that horrible song

The fun thing about Kipperlilly is that she actually used to be one of Brennan’s pcs in an old campaign, you can see art of her by ND Stevenson!

That’s a really fun ability

The ghost steaks!!

Badidas!

What are you doing!

TERPSICHORE THE MUSE OF DANCE BRENNAN YOUR MIND!!

Is seacaster manor the new party house.

Ey??

The shenanigans are backkk

Fabian WHAT

God I missed them so much

Jace is so pretty

That’s how high school works!!

He went out of his wayyy to create the exact opposite of Aguefort

Creepy!

Hey what?

It is very much the same vibe as the new principal coming in in Sex Education and enforcing rules and making them walk single file

Return of German Shepard mode!

WANDA CHILDA

When love is in the air… there should be a tiny emergency

Heeeeey girlieeeeee

Kristen you KNOW she’s in the jacket how does that fool you

Ooh I forgot that was Porter’s voice :)

Make it make sense 💀

I am also going into a worry.

Ooh these descriptions are making me miss dance classes

I miss music and dance classes a lot

This energy is SO accurate

Arcane trickster riz!!!!!

Oh ok what does that mean

Aww I love the Jawbone and Riz moment

Those are all of the emotions he’s ever had!

Ally looks like they’re hearing the Kristen music in their head

Kipperlilly better watch her back yeesh

Bucky’s going to Aguefort!!!!!

His art is so cute aww

I’m so glad we get to see one of Kristen’s brothers

Ooh the Applebees are also a they/them unit. Ok

Kristen. Girlie. What’s up?

That is not it

Cassandra what does that mean??? Are you okay??

Kristen yeah!!

The hug is so sweet

Ally WHAT

That’s what yououou thiiiiink and I pirouette. Byeee girlieeeee

Why is that something she does now

I love all the Applebees puns

Aaaaa school supplies are expensive

Siobhan making Brennan feel real emotions at the table

I’ll just text Aelwyn at lunch. My HEART

What is thisssss

What smell would be enticing to emo kids? Cigarettes and peach schnapps??? I can’t deal with this

She’s not even staying for class?!?!

Of course the agent of the council of chosen is a fucking eagle

Girl just drop the illusion. Just be Fig. Just claim you were doing some bard shit.

Oh okay OR DONT

What the fuck is going on! I am unnerved!

GIRL WHAT

Just go to fucking class!!!!!!!!

Please fail that stealth

All of the teacher’s last names are so on the nose

Kristen I need you to talk to Cassandra. I need for you to just have a chat with your god please. They need you.

Kristen trying to figure out how to refer to her ex OUCH

I really hope this goes well

Cassandra’s art is SO pretty

NO

NO SHE FUCKING DIDN’T BRING KALINA BACK

Next week looks fucking nuts I’m so excited and nervous about Kalina being back

[justbiran]

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 EPISODE 17 OF DUNGEONS AND DADDIES

Damn I feel bad for Risky Click now....

That intro was dark, okay

"Hobby you get paid for" wait so does that mean that his mom doesn't like her job???

I love Link so much, all of his facts are just so.... Him

THIS PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS- DEJA VUUUUU

*screech* is my new favorite character.

Them gasping at Scary's intro is one of my favorite things. The little things in life....

2050s??????? IT ISN'T 2050 IN CANON- WHERE'D THE TIMELINE GO?!? THEY SAID 25 YEARS LATER AFTER SEASON 1, SEASON 1 WAS AROUND 2020, SO WOULDNT IT BE THE 2040S???

pleassssseeee not the goofy taken impression

THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELLLLLLL PLEASE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CELL ORGANELLES IN MY ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY CLASS TODAY

Scary has limits??? (/hj) Wowwwwwwww

Okay I'm starting to like Hermie.

DORITO DEVITO THAT'S THE BEST NAME EVER

Lark>>>> PLEASE GIVE US MOMMA LARK.

oh dorito has a horrifying voice

Lincoln.... Why.... 😭😭😭 we're never gonna get out of this papa johns arc

Don't you dare let my second favorite character die-

lArK you- I love him 😭

HERMIEEEEEEEEEEE SHITTT OKAY I LOVE HIM NOW

ALL FOUR CAN FIT IN THE BOX?!? 😭😭😭😭 SeVeN pEoPlE iN bOxEs-

120 boxes of pizza 😭😭😭😭 this is insane

"Can you order calzone people? Like is that an item on the menu?" I'M DONE- "They have like the big subs-" MHDYDKYDKGDKYXKYFKYX PLEASE STOP /j

~ad break~

Matt having a conversation with himself 😭😭😭😭 I'M CRYING- THIS IS SO FUNNY STOPPPPPP

WHY'D HE USE HIS OWN NAMEEEEEEEE MATT COME ON

"IT'S EARTH DUDE, THEY GOT *69" I love this cast so much

70 ORDERS OF BREADSTICKS WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!!! 😭😭😭

YOU'LL SEE THE PRICE ON THE RECEIPT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASEEEEEEEE

LARK IS THE FUNNIEST OF THE "DADS" LIKE HE'S A "DILF", HE'S A MEME, HE'S ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT SANE, BUT HE ISN'T EVEN A DAD! He just wants to eat the calzones. Me too bestie.

You can just HEAR Lark grinning when he said "I did~" he's gotta be very proud of that.

LARK REGRESSING OH MY GOD PLEASE LET HIM BECOME THE LORD OF CHAOS AGAIN

Link/Matt totally wants to get rid of Hermie.

Risky "Rick" Click

Hermie alreAdy looks like Risky- I love this podcast so much y'all.

~ad break~ (Beth "our feet are touching" May)

"Here's a tip, get a new job!" That little bit- okay every bit is fantastic, I should stop.

YOU BUILT THE WRONG ROOM MOTHERFUCKER. Taylor needs to meet Glenn. This needs to happen. Make it happen.

This is gonna be a common occurrence isn't it. Trapping themselves in a room with Click.

4 EPISODES IN A ROW FOR INITIATIVE. *Scary groan style* OHHHH MY GODDDDDDDD.

SCARY NO-

"Just a polite concussion."

EXPLODES- HOLY SHIT SCARY-

What the fuck Hermie- this man is not normal. It has to be a likely, I mean he just automatically transforms into lookalikes of people 😭

AWWWWWWW HE PULLED HIM IN A HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THAT'S SO CUTEEEEEE (I was kinda enjoying the almost childlike Lark and Sparrow, but that's fine)

"I'm sorry I said it" euhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh see this is why Lark is the better twin-

"Too old to share a calzone with your pop pop?" 😭😭😭

CHILD LARK! YOU'RE A VERY STRONG BOY!

Calzone- "Nothings fine; everything's fucked up. That's right, I said it: the f-word."

I love how Hermie went from loving Scary, to Normal, to Taylor.

The wombussy- please stop 😭

"You just hear them staring at each other" You HEAR their stares.

The ~purr~ of the engine of the 🐱wagon

Awwwwww this has gotten really sad really quickly... I just want to join the Norm + Sparrow hug. They both need it. More so Normal but whatever.

"We're gonna have to do it again" DON'T TELL ME IT'S CODE PURPLE. BITCH I'LL FUCKING LOSE IT IF WE GOTTA GET RID OF THE HELL BOIS. DON'T YOU DARE.

also Will's characters are always the main characters. you can't convince me otherwise.

[simonambroise]

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity💫🌈 (No pressure, of course)

Ohhhh my therapist wanted me to do something like this. Buckle up motherfuckers!!!

My irl friends whomst I love very much, despite the fact they give me gray hairs. (Grey? Gray? Which one is it???)

Plants. The way sun reflects off dewdrops on the grass, the flowers that bloom in spring, the pumpkins that grows in summer, so that they will be ready for fall. The evergreens of winter, where everything is covered in a thick blanket of snow: and my indoor plants, that endure the seasons despite the very real threat of consumption by cat.

Fresh baked goods. Cooking, baking, following recipes. I find it soothing to go through the motions I know by heart. I follow the instructions, it works! I like following instructions haha

I lost someone I didn't know I cared for so much last year. I'm realizing now that when I think about them, I'm not crying as often. I miss them, and may miss them for the rest of my life, but its not all consuming anymore. I think they would have appreciated that. Me moving on, but not forgetting. More bittersweet than happy but eh, it is what it is.

I work in an environment around little girls (keeping it vague for the kids sake, despite how creepy that makes me sound) and they are genuinely the most amazing people I've ever met. I mean seriously, one of them whomst I shall call B. is more self-aware than most adults. She's able to express herself and clearly articulate her strengths and weaknesses, admitting one as easily as the other. Another child, whomst I shall call A. is quieter but so radically accepting. A. had a trans boy go to her summer camps, and she was referring to this boy incorrectly- entirely out of ignorance- though she still finished her story with "and that's okay!". We had one little conversation about the concept of trans people and it wasn't a problem again. A. loves everything and everyone so much, without prejudice. These are two of roughly twenty, all with their own amazing personalities. The only reason I'm still in the environment that these kids inhabit is because I need to be there to make things better for them. Its genuinely one of the strongest motivating factors of my life-- to make things better for them.

Anyways, yeah. Enjoy folks!