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Cold as Ice - Chapter 54 - Part 1

*Warning - Adult Content*

Landon Reilly

I was light as air skating through the rink at the end of hockey practice, picking up the loose pucks and cones that were left behind.

I always loved skating, even if I didn't always love the game, I loved gliding over the ice, feeling a rush of freedom.

My second season of hockey at Providence College was better than the last.

I was one of the alternate Captains, a last wish from Rojas to the coaches before he graduated and left the team to pursue graduate school.

We started the season winning more games than we had the last, so morale was up with the guys. It actually felt like a team this year instead of a group of cliques being forced to work together.

That, of course, was in part because of Shea, our new Captain now that Rojas had lef, and because Cooper had transferred out of Providence College before the start of the year.

Cooper's clique had dissolved and Shea wasn't one to let any petty bullshit slide.

Now we were close to the end of the season with a potential to go to the Frozen Four.

Shea skated up behind me, holding out a bucket for me to drop the pucks in.

"Hey, Reilly," he greeted.

"Are you still having that thing tonight?"

I nodded.

"Yeah, we are. Are you and Tara are coming?"

"Wouldn't miss it," Shea said with a smile.

Tara was Shea's girlfriend who had befriended Wren early on, in the season.

The two of them had bonded over their mutual hatred for hockey and love for reading.

I hadn't realized how close the two had gotten until one day about a month into the season I texted Wren to ask what he was doing and his response was 'book club with Tara.'

Now the two hung out all the time and sat together at every home game along with a couple other girlfriends of the players.

With Shea mentioning it, I realized I had to hurry up and get back to Wren's apartment before everyone else got there.

For their junior year, Wren, Stella, James and Anthony rented an apartment together close to campus.

I was a little skeptical of the arrangement at first but it seemed to be working out.

Anthony begrudgingly got along with Wren now that he was living with him.

Also because he sort of had to considering he was my friend and James's boyfriend so there would be no avoiding Wren even if he wasn't living at the same apartment.

It was crazy how much could go on in a year.

I spent much of the summer contemplating whether I wanted to continue playing hockey and of course 'my know it all boyfriend' gave me advice that actually ended up working even though I was hesitant at first.

Wren wanted me to figure out whether or not I played hockey because I loved it or because I thought I did, so he suggested I make a list of pros and cons, what I love about hockey and what I hate about it.

I loved the feeling of skating, I loved being good at something and having something to be proud of.

I loved the competition and being on a team when it wasn't toxic.

I hated the way my father wanted me to play and I hated that he tainted everything in my life.

So the decision became clear after that.

What I loved about hockey outweighed what I didn't and for the first time in my life, I could play hockey for myself and not for my father.

I didn't want it to be another thing that my father had taken from me.

Wren had also showed me a job posting to work at a youth hockey camp over the summer and when I got the job there, my heart swelled with love for the game I didn't even realize I had.

With the money from that, I was finally able to buy my own car so I didn't have to rely on Wren for rides anymore.

It was a cheap old thing but it was mine so I didn't care.

Once I was showered and changed, I went out to my car and threw my bag in the backseat before heading back to my dorm room to quickly change into something a little nicer and pick up Jess.

I was able to get a single room this year, which was incredibly tiny but it was worth it for the times Wren and I wanted to be alone when everyone was at his apartment.

Jess was living in the same building as me, on a different floor, as an RA.

Jess was already waiting outside my door by the time I got back to my room.

She tapped on her wrist when she saw me, signaling that we were tight on time.

Jess was already waiting outside my door by the time I got back to my room.

She tapped on her wrist when she saw me, signaling that we were tight on time.

"I know, I know," I said rushing down the hall to my door.

"I just need to get changed quick."

"You better hurry up," she said.

"It won't be a good look if Wren's own boyfriend is late to his surprise party. If we don't get there soon, he's going to be there before we are."

"I need one minute and then I'm good."

I quickly unlocked the door and threw all my stuff down before going over to my closet. I pulled out a white t-shirt and a dark blue cardigan sweater Wren had gotten me for Christmas.

Then I threw on black loose fitting jeans, ran my hands through my hair and grabbed my keys before heading out the door.

"I'm ready," I said to Jess, who was leaning on the wall next to my door and looking at her cell-phone.

"Stella said he's not home yet," she said, locking her phone and walking with me down the hall and out to my car.

"Yeah. I know. He just texted me," I replied, showing her my phone screen with a text from Wren.

To: Landon Reilly

[Good evening, love. I hope practice went well. I just left therapy. I'm heading to my P.O. box, then I was thinking I could pick you up and we could grab some dinner. Let me know. I love you.]

From: Wren Ridley

I locked my phone and put it in my pocket, feeling a little guilty for ignoring his text but I would be seeing him soon anyway, so I didn't let the guilt last.

Wren was going to his P.O. box to pick up the final copy of his book before it went out for publication.

Last year, Wren had gotten in touch with a literary agent and got his book picked up by a publisher.

After a year of deadlines and edits, his book was going out to print and would release later this year.

That was what we were all celebrating tonight, Wren's book finally being finished and ready for publication.

It was an incredible accomplishment but Wren acted modest about it.

He didn't like talking about his work too much but his friends and I wanted to show him how proud we were.

So while he might feel a little awkward at first about a surprise party, I was confident he would warm up to it.

There was no way he would have let us throw him a party if he had known we were doing it.

I drove the two of us to the apartment near the Brown campus and parked a little down the road, hoping Wren wouldn't notice my car when he pulled up.

I sent him a quick text when we got there.

To: Wren Ridley

[Practice ran late. I'll meet you at your place?]

From: Landon Reilly

Because Wren was the type to just show up at my dorm, I had to make sure he would actually come back to his apartment.

Jess and I got out of the car and went up to the apartment.

Stella opened the door for us with an exasperated look.

"Finally," she exclaimed, pulling her girlfriend inside.

I followed and shut the door behind me.

"I was beginning to get worried he would show up before you two even got here."

I looked around the room and saw Shea and his girlfriend Tara had somehow beaten me here.

They sat on the couch with one of my other teammates, Bryan and his girlfriend Joanna who was also friends with Wren.

Then Fox and Elijah came out of the kitchen and stood in front of me.

"There you are," Elijah said with a grin.

"Your friends are very nice."

I felt slightly guilty that the two of them had been here before me.

They hadn't met anyone here until tonight, though apparently Fox had briefly spoken to James and Stella over Instagram messages at one point but the two of them didn't seem bothered.

"Yeah, thanks for coming," I said, looking between the two of them, burying my hands in my pockets.

My relationship with Fox Ridley was still strange but it wasn't nearly as bad as it had been.

There was more of an understanding between us.

The two of us weren't the best of friends but we could make conversation when we were around each other.

Elijah probably had a lot to do with Fox changing his attitude toward me.

Wren and I had spent quite a bit of time together over the summer, so Fox and Elijah were around a lot.

During the Ridley family vacation, Wren had tricked Fox and me into doing some of the house chores together in an effort to make us get along and it worked... sort of... we were civil with one another.

"Your hockey season's looking pretty good," Fox commented before taking a sip of his drink.

I let out a short laugh.

"Better than last year... on and off the ice."

Fox nodded in understanding.

I didn't know how much he knew about my season last year, if he even knew anything at all.

He and Wren had been talking a lot more lately, ever since we all went on vacation this summer but I didn't really know what was said between the two.

"You and Wren should try to come up to Boston for a Bruins game when you have some time off," Elijah exclaimed suddenly.

"Maybe some time over winter break? That'd be so fun."

"I don't know how much fun Wren would have but it'd be fun for me," I joked.

"You haven't turned him into a hockey lover yet?" Elijah asked.

"I think he secretly likes it," I told him with a grin.

"He pretends to hate it but he's always there when we're playing at home."

Fox snorted.

"That's just because he loves you and probably because he wants to get laid."

Elijah slapped his shoulder and scolded him for his comment.

"What is all this?"

I turn at the sound of Wren's voice.

He stood in the doorway, holding a package under his arm and his car keys in his hand.

He looked around the room with a confused expression as if he couldn't fathom why we would all be gathered here.

James got to him first and I wanted to knock him out of the way.

"Surprise."

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❝ You will be ok. Storms don't last forever .❞

MEET…

Lucy Baker 

Age: 32

Birthday: October 31st, 1988 

Gender/Pronouns: female, she&her 

Hometown: Chicago, Illinois 

Length of time in Salem: one year 

Occupation: Trauma Surgeon

Faceclaim: Tracy Spiridakos

HER STORY

trigger warnings: miscarriage

Lucy Grace Baker was born on October 31st, back in 1988. To two loving & hardworking parents who were both quite successful in their professions. Her father Gregory was a partner at a big firm in the heart of Chicago, while her mother Victoria, was a successful interior designer. Having three older brothers named David, Adam, and Reilly, along with two younger sisters named Taylor and Isla, Lucy never really felt alone. She loved growing up with five brothers and sisters. They were her best friends and it helped that she had a good relationship with her parents as well while growing up. Lucy had beautiful childhood wouldn’t of wanted it any other way.

She grew up making wonderful memories with her older brothers & little sisters. They protected her and she protected them, and from an early age the young girl knew what she wanted to do with her life. Lucy wanted to protect and serve the people of Chicago. She wanted to become a Detective for the Chicago Police. It was rare for a ten year old to decided that becoming a Detective was her career path, but Lucy was determined and passionate.

Hitting school, Lucy got good grades and was always down to join a club. In high school, she had a close group knit of friends that stuck with her through thick & thin. She was captain of the cheerleading squad and dated the quarterback from freshman year up until Junior year. After the two broke up, Lucy decided it was time to get serious about her future. No more boys, no more popularity. She was going to study hard and focus so she could become the best that she could be and that’s exactly what she did. As soon as she graduated, the young girl went straight into the police academy. Making friends in the police academy, she had stayed in touch with quite a few.

Succeeding in the police academy like she knew she would, Lucy was on patrol for a couple of years until she found the Intelligence Unit, however it wasn’t exactly what she wanted and decided to finally try her shot at becoming a Detective. Taking the Detectives exam twice, she had passed and decided to transfer over to Homicide. It wasn’t something she saw herself doing, being apart of the Homicide Unit, but Lucy got along well with the team from the very start. She was smart and quick and helped crack almost every case. The young woman was partnered with someone whom she met during her days in the academy, and although the two bickered at first they got along well and became best friends. Although, that friendship blossomed into a romance, an unexpected one.

Sure falling in love at your work place was never a good idea, but Lucy didn't care. The young woman was happy, she had a secure job and a good relationship and a beautiful home. Lucy was in love with him, she was in love with her best friend. So much so that it was a complete shock to her when she fell pregnant. It was not planned and even though Lucy was terrified to tell him, with a little help from her best friend she almost had the courage to do so. There was that word, almost. Unfortunately, the odds were not in her favor of becoming a mother and raising a child, and sadly Lucy had lost the baby.It had crushed her, the miscarriage crushed her.

It had crushed her, and she needed to do what was best for her.  Talking to her Sargent, he was the only one who knew about her miscarriage and he was the one who suggested on getting a fresh start. Helping her, her Sargent had decided to transfer her to Salem, Massachuettes where she would continue to work as a Detective but this time within the Roberry-Homicide Unit. Being in Salem for one year, Lucy has gotten the hang of things and has soon made this town her home.

PERSONALITY

+   bold, courageous & hardworking

-   bossy, childish & emotional

Lucy is played BROOKE.

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Round 11

THE SEA EAGLE

MAKING RUGBY LEAGUE TRULY GREAT AGAIN!!!

Round 11

Manly Sea Eagles      28

Defeated 

Parramatta Eels        6

This was a display of muscle, power and solid defence tinged also with sadness following news of the unfortunate passing of immortal and Manly legend Bob Fulton who for obvious reasons will be the focus of this week’s report (see below). Bozo’s passing no doubt cast a shroud of sadness over the Manly camp, but not surprisingly showing due respect to the great man, Manly smashed the hapless Eels into submission in this away fixture at Bankwest.

Manly now have staked their claim as a genuine top eight side and possible top four contender (as long as Tommy Turbo plays).

Manly were up for a big game and they delivered. Manly have now gone from wooden spoon contenders to top 8 contenders in the space of 6 weeks. In fact as it stands today, only the high rolling Panthers and to a lesser extent, the Filthy Wrestlers are playing in better form.

The impact of the Manly forwards in taking the game to their allegedly more fancied Eels rivals cannot be underestimated in this one. Manly gave it to the Eels forward pack and came up convincing winners. When the Manly forwards dominate in a side that contains the likes of Tommy Turbo (and also the second Turbo known simply as Saab Turbo - ie Jason Saab), backed up with the skill and class of Cherry Baby and Turbo's brother Jake, rising star Josh Schuster and quality goal kicking from Ruben Garrick, it will take a very good side to defeat Manly.  

In this fixture that side was certainly not Parramatta.

Special mention must also go to young Reuben Garrick who is sharp shooter with the kicking boot , and is now showing a lot of class on the wing. Young Garrick, a Gerringong junior formerly mentored by Eel legend Mick Cronin, could well have drifted away this season, but he has held strong, no doubt under the coaching of master coach Des Hasler. Manly are the better for it.

The Sea Eagle would also like to take this opportunity to acknowledge the performance of ever improving centre Brad Parker. The Sea Eagle now officially retracts all prior criticism of the attributes of Brad Parker in questioning his ability as a genuine first grader. The time has come to announce that Brad Parker certainly is now of first grade quality and the Sea Eagle publicly apologises for all prior criticism in not recognising what obviously the Manly football management and coaching staff clearly did, and that was to persevere with young Parker.

Wallabies now sponsored by Cadbury

Cadbury now sponsor the Wannabees.

How did Darrel Lea let this one slip by, who wouldn’t want to see the brand “Soft Centres” on the back of each Wallaby player???

Still, we still have the prospect of a Wallaby renaming to the Caramello Bears to look forward to.

 Or perhaps:

   And, as a sponsor incentive, if they start winning some big games (to wit a Bledisloe Cup or a World Cup):

  At least we won’t have to put up with QANTAS as a Wannabee sponsor and their Woke view on the world. The handling of the Israel Folau debacle surely must be placed at the feet of this shameful airline (personal opinion).

Woke Soft Co8!ck Award of the Week

Absolute stand out this week. The organisation known as PETA. These clowns go by the name People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Their motto “ANIMALS ARE NOT OURS TO EXPERIMENT ON, EAT, WEAR, USE FOR ENTERTAINMENT, OR ABUSE IN ANY OTHER WAY”

This week these geniuses disputed the traditional methods used  to eradicate the potential life threatening consequences of the western NSW mouse plague (life threatening terms of destruction of food for livestock and for humans to eat). Those methods being poison and associated other nasties to send said rodents to Manyana for ever.

As per the 3AW website on 19 May 2021

Animal rights organisation PETA is advocating for mice, as a mouse plague wreaks havoc in NSW, Queensland and some parts of regional Victoria.

Crops are being destroyed, farmhouses are being invaded, and there are reports some farmers are being forced to spend up to six hours cleaning up mouse droppings.

….

In a radio interview ****, PETA spokesperson XXXX , …

“Our common advice to rodent overpopulation is, of course, to avoid poison which subjects these animals to unbearably painful deaths but also pose the risk of spreading bacteria, and there are alternatives which exist,” she said.

XXXXX blamed governments for the mouse plague.

“It is so unfair that these mice are going to suffer these horrible deaths,” she said.

“It’s the fault of the government because they really should have taken control of this situation earlier .. through humane methods like humane trapping, birth control.

“Their inaction months ago has led to this situation.

“The situation has gotten so bad that not only farmers are suffering, but mice are suffering.””

Sea Eagle Comment:

Whilst cruelty to animals can never be condoned, and live exports fits nicely into that basket, the simple fact remains that humans like beef, chicken, pork, fish, kangaroo, veal and a range of other animals to eat. As well, there is no doubt a wild fish (eg Shark) or mammal (eg bear, dog, lion, tiger etc etc) will not hesitate to take out a human or anything else within its range, in order to eat, or defend themselves, at will, and with impunity. So too will a plague of mice if given half a chance.

Have these clowns never heard of the famous fairy tale the Pied Piper of Hamelin. Perhaps one of them could go through their school things, pull out the old recorder, and take a trip to the Western NSW and see if they can play a nice little ditty to persuade these rodents to follow them into to the Murray Darling basin (PETA members going in first), in order to avoid mice extermination by poison (or attempted extermination by poison by humans). Death under this scenario of course, still being inevitable to said mouse.

The Sea Eagle recognises here that the mice have the upper hand. Firstly though they be small, they be many, and they reproduce at exponential rates. It is probably already too late to stop them.

The Sea Eagle would personally like to see a few card carrying members of PETA, as part of the 2021 Origin series pre game entertainment, to be forced to run successive sets of six against the respective NSW Under 18’s and Queensland Under 18’s forward packs, the task being to see if PETA can break the defensive line. Who wouldn’t want to see that.

And, in the interest of gender equality, perhaps a pre match parade around the ground (if for no other reason than to see how a rugby league crowd might react to a bit of gender equality morphed into animal rights activism) – ie. something along these lines:

  VALE BOB FULTON

Manly Sea Eagles legend and rugby league Immortal Bob Fulton has died at age 74 after a long battle with cancer. The news was announced on 2GB by one of Bob Fulton’s closest friends, Ray Hadley.

The legendary Manly, NSW and Australian representative is survived by his wife Anne, sons Scott, and Brett, and daughter Kristie.

Bob Fulton joined Manly in 1966 aged 18. He never played reserve grade. He  won premierships with the club in 1972 and 1973 before captaining the Sea Eagles to a third title in 1976, in his last game for the club. He also played in two other grand finals for Manly in 1968 and 1970 where Mainly were unsuccessful against the then mighty South Sydney Rabbitohs.

He joined Easts in 1977. He took over as captain-coach of Easts in 1979 but his playing career came to an end midway through the season after succumbing to a knee injury. With Bob Fulton as full time coach, Easts qualified for the 1980 grand final and were minor premiers that season. Unfortunately, Easts lost the 1980 grand final losing to the then very strong Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs (the Entertainers).

At this point, mention needs to be made of the well known phenomenon known simply as “they never go better when they leave the Nest”.

In the case of Bob Fulton, he is an obvious exception to the rule. Whilst it's true he did not win a Premiership for Easts after having left Manly in the late 70’s, it could hardly be said that he went worse, particularly when he was coming off an exceptionally high benchmark. He still played for Australia and captained Australia through to the end of his career. That he  made a GF in his first full year of first grade coaching, proves that he certainly did not go too much worse, in fact he was only just beginning his meteoric rise as a coach.

Bob Fulton of course returned to Manly in 1983, where he stayed for the rest of his rugby league career. After losing the 1983 grand final to the then mighty Parramatta Eels, he steered  Manly to premierships in 1987 and 1996, and coached Australia from 1989 to 1998. During this period he coached Manly to 5 grand finals for two Premiership wins.

This coaching record alone proves that it is well and truly possible for a former Manly player to maintain the same high standards when they return to the Nest, and there's no doubt that Bob Fulton maintained the same high levels of winning success upon his return to Manly as coach and the absolute head of football during that time.

As an Australian Test coach he led the Kangaroos to two World Cup victories and numerous test successes.

Bob Fulton was part of the first four players to be granted status as ‘Immortal’ in 1981, alongside Clive Churchill, Reg Gasnier, and Johnny Raper. To be named in the Immortals is the highest honour in Australian rugby league and there can be no doubt that Bob Fulton deserved that accolade.

 Manly have had some very good players over the history. Players like Roy Bull, Rex Mossop, John O'Neill, Malcolm Reilly, Fred Jones, Max Krillich, Graham Eadie, Terry Randall, Paul Vautin, Des Hasler, Cliff Lyons, Michael O'Connor, Geoff Toovey, Steve Menzies, Glenn and Brett Stewart, to name a few. No doubt there are plenty more, who cannot be named in the interests of brevity. And then there is the current crop of Cherry Baby, Jake Trbojevic and of course his brother Tommy Turbo.

With that said, and in such illustrious company, there is still no doubt that the best Manly player ever was Bob Fulton.

As a Coach, whilst it might be considered a close thing when one considers the top line coaching abilities of the likes of Ron Willey, Frank Stanton and current coach Des Hasler, in the Sea Eagle’s opinion, Bob Fulton was the best Manly coach of all time.

The Sea Eagle had the privilege of watching Bob Fulton play live on many occasions as a young lad growing up. Simply put there was nothing quite like him. He was remarkably strong defensively, had blinding acceleration, he could draw and pass, he could offload, he could chip over the top regather and score, and he was not injury prone. Above all else, he was always the difference between Manly winning and not losing, when it really mattered.

The Sea Eagle recalls seeing on one occasion in the 70’s, at a church at Manly, a sign displayed that asked the simple question “What would you do if Jesus returned tomorrow?”. In a time when Graffiti was unheard of, someone had written their well-researched answer underneath said sign, which was “put him at 5/8 and move Bobby Fulton to centre”.

There is not much more that needs or can be said.

May he rest in peace.

 THE SEA EAGLE

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Reilly and Jonsey Request

Hi! I was wondering if you could do a letterkenny oneshot with Reilly and jonsey?? Lots of humour and fluff?

You hoped out of your truck and leaned over the seat, reaching for your practice bag. You heard a loud whistle. “Damn girl, are you a goalie? Because I’d like to get in that 5-hole.” You rolled your eyes and ignored the joke you’d never seen before. “Never seen a slam like you around here before.”

“You must be new to the Barn then, Bro.” You stood up and looked to see Reilly and Jonsey coming your way. “You’re being gutty to our girl right now,” Jonsey spoke.

“Pump the breaks. Don’t act like you’d even have a chance with her. You’re airballing, bro,” Reilly followed.

“You don’t have the right to talk to this beaut, bro. What are you even doing here? Aren’t you a plug for the new junior team? Get outta here man.” The man that whistled at you looked back at you waiting for you to say something to your friends.

“I’d listen to them and beat it before you end up in a scrap.” With that the man took off and you grinned at your two best friends. “Thanks for the back up there, boys.”

“You on your way to praccy?”

“I am. Thought I’d get some extra time on the ice before the roadie next week. You boys care to join?”

“Sure. We were going to the gym and get some gains after praccy. Wanna come?”

“Only if you help me with my clap bombs.” You smiled and put an arm around each one of them. “Come on boys.”

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Leading Men Age, But Their Love Interests Don’t

Yesterday, Kristen Stewart fell out of the con-artist comedy Focus after Will Smith replaced Ben Affleck as the male lead; according to Variety, she was nagged by "the feeling that the age difference between the two would be too large a gap." For the record, Smith is a mere four years older than the 40-year-old Affleck, and if it seems a little odd that either of them would be considered a romantic partner for the 23-year-old Stewart in the first place … well, welcome to Hollywood. It seems like time and time again, male movie stars are allowed to age into their forties, fifties, and even sixties while the ages of their female love interests remain firmly on one side of the big 4-0, but is this a perception borne out of reality? To find out for sure, Vulture has analyzed the data of ten middle-aged leading men and the ages of the women they've wooed onscreen; you'll see the results in the charts below.

How'd we arrive at our conclusions? For each of our leading men, we tried to pick a representative sample of films — usually ten — where that A-lister had a notable love interest or wife, then we plotted the age gaps on our charts over the course of that star's career. (Because production dates for older movies can be hard to come by, we measured the stars' ages on the day the film in question was released.) The results confirmed our suspicions: As leading men age, their love interests stay the same, and even the oldest men on our list have had few romantic pairings with a woman their own age (or even one out of her mid-thirties). If our actor was sharing the screen with an A-lister of commensurate star power like Julia Roberts or Angelina Jolie, the age difference would drop somewhat, but in movies that relied solely on our guy's big name, the lesser-known love interests would nearly always be decades younger.

Scroll down to check out our findings in-depth.

DENZEL WASHINGTON Denzel Washington's pushing 60, but you wouldn't know it from his love interests, who tend to stay 35 and under. Perhaps that's because Washington rarely gets to romance an actress as formidable as he is (a fact of life that may owe more to Hollywood's racial prejudices than gender inequality), because when he went toe-to-toe with Angela Bassett for Malcolm X and Whitney Houston in The Preacher's Wife, the age differences weren't quite as egregious. (He did pair with Julia Roberts and Angelina Jolie when they were newbie superstars, but those films — The Pelican Brief and The Bone Collector — were cautious and chaste when it came to suggesting a love connection). The older Washington gets, the less it seems to matter to his love interests, as the last three notable ones — Paula Patton, Lymari Nadal, and Kelly Reilly — were all more than twenty years younger than he was.

HARRISON FORD Ford rose to stardom in his late thirties, but the first time he had a notable love interest in her late thirties, it was in 1999's Random Hearts … when Ford was an age 57 to Kristin Scott Thomas's 39. The vast majority of Ford's love interests have been at least fifteen years younger than him, and some were far younger than that: When Six Days Seven Nights came out in 1998, pundits debated whether the sexuality of Ford's co-star Anne Heche might prove a distraction, paying little mind to the fact that Ford was 26 years older than the woman he was supposed to woo.

JOHNNY DEPP Johnny Depp likes 'em young: Nearly all of his notable love interests have been 25 or under, and a few of them — including Winona Ryder, Juliette Lewis, Christina Ricci, and Keira Knightley (who shared a kiss with Depp in the second Pirates film) — would have been carded at the time they swapped spit with the star. In fact, the cradle-robbing Depp has only had two notable love interests in their mid-thirties, and all Juliette Binoche and Angelina Jolie had to do to make that cut is win an Oscar beforehand. Easy!

TOM CRUISE Tom Cruise has had an interesting romantic trajectory onscreen: At the start of his career, almost all of his love interests were older than him. Shelley Long in Losin' It, Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business, Kelly McGillis in Top Gun … time and time again, an older woman would seduce the sexually inexperienced Cruise onscreen. It's no wonder women used to love him! In the nineties, though, Cruise began squiring the five-years-younger Nicole Kidman, and he's remained the older man in all of his romantic encounters since. From Vanilla Sky on, the closest Cruise will let a woman get to his age is ten years; in the new Oblivion, he's a full seventeen years older than his female lead, Olga Kurylenko.

GEORGE CLOONEY Compared to Cruise, the women that George Clooney screen-dates are a smidge more age-appropriate (most of them are only eight or nine years his junior), and twice he even wooed actresses who were three older than him: Michelle Pfeiffer in One Fine Day and Holly Hunter in O Brother, Where Art Thou? When it comes to co-stars, Clooney tends to have his pick of classy actresses in their mid-thirties, though as he gets older — Clooney will turn 52 in May — the age of his love interests still seems to have plateaued.

RICHARD GERE Former Sexiest Man Alive winner Richard Gere is a good-looking 63, but his love interests haven't aged much in the three decades he's been a star: From Pretty Woman on, Gere's female co-stars have been 10 to 30 years younger than him, a trend that shows no signs of abating now that he's in his seventh decade. To be fair, he's played husband to the three-years-older Susan Sarandon in both Shall We Dance and Arbitrage … but in the former, he spends far more screen time with the much younger Jennifer Lopez, and in the latter, he's stepping out on Sarandon with supermodel-turned-actress Laetitia Casta, who's separated in age from Gere by a solid 29 years. At least Gere had the tables turned on him somewhat in Unfaithful, where his fifteen-years-younger screen-wife Diane Lane had an affair with a younger man, Olivier Martinez. How much younger than Lane was Martinez? Well … one measly year, actually.

STEVE CARELL When your breakout film is called The 40 Year Old Virgin, it ensures that audiences will forever be aware of your age … even if you were actually 43 when it came out, as Steve Carell was. In that movie, he fell in love with the three-years-older Catherine Keener, and ever since, Carell has looked most at home with romantic partners nearer to his age, like Lauren Graham, Tina Fey, and Julianne Moore. Every so often, though, Hollywood will insist at throwing a twentysomething starlet at Carell, and it's just awkward: Movies like Get Smart, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, and The Incredible Burt Wonderstone had more than a few problems, but the main issue in all three is how ill at ease Carell seems when romantically paired with an actress who's twenty years younger. Let's hope Carell got the memo and will continue to be the rare male star who mostly sticks to love interests in their forties (as his new screen paramour Kristen Wiig will be when Anchorman 2 comes out this winter).

BRAD PITT Brad Pitt began his career as a romantic idol by taking a page straight out of the Tom Cruise playbook: After his roll in the hay with the eight-years-older Geena Davis in Thelma & Louise, he then began screen-dating the much younger women he was seeing in real life, Juliette Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow, who were both around a decade Pitt's junior. (That's apparently his sweet spot, as Angelina Jolie would later be able to attest.) The rest of his romantic history runs the gamut, though Pitt did once take a screen-wife his own age: Mary-Louise Parker, who only got a handful of lines in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

LIAM NEESON Remember how Depp only allowed a love interest within striking distance of his own age if she was an Oscar-winning actress? The same more than holds true for Liam Neeson, who was partnered with older Oscar winners Jessica Lange and Meryl Streep in the mid-nineties. Aside from that brief moment in time, Neeson usually robs the cradle by wooing actresses around fifteen years younger than him, and ever since Taken reestablished his box-office virility, the age of his love interests has dropped precipitously: More than two and a half decades separated Neeson from his screen-wife January Jones in Unknown, and in Paul Haggis's next film, Third Person, the 61-year-old Neeson will bed 29-year-old Olivia Wilde.

TOM HANKS Well, here's something novel: an A-lister whose leading ladies actually age alongside him (though they still tend, on the whole, to be a bit younger). There aren't any egregiously age-inappropriate pairings in Tom Hanks's portfolio, since Hanks keeps his love interests within at least ten years of him at all times. He also aims high: Most of his female co-stars are Oscar winners or nominees, from Helen Hunt to Halle Berry, and he'll co-star with two-time nominee Catherine Keener (who's only three years younger) in this year's fact-based drama Captain Phillips. Then again, maybe it shouldn't surprise us that Hanks is an A-list aberration in this group: For 25 years, he's been married to the same woman, actress Rita Wilson … and both Hanks and Wilson are 56.

* The charts for Steve Carell and Tom Hanks have been updated.

By  Kyle Buchanan

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This is neither perfectly accurate nor complete, but here is a rough comparison with Susan Sarandon and Meryl Streep: Susan Sarandon OLDER THAN HER LEADING MAN 2009- The Greatest: Susan, 63 / Pierce Brosnan, 56 2007- In the Valley of Elah: Susan, 61 / Tommy Lee Jones, 61 2007- Mr. Woodcock: Susan, 61 / Billy Bob Thornton, 52 2004- Shall We Dance: Susan, 58 / Richard Gere, 55 1998- Stepmom: Susan, 52 / Ed Harris, 48 1988- Bull Durham: Susan, 42 / Kevin Costner, 33 YOUNGER THAN HER LEADING MAN 2009- Solitary Man: Susan, 63 / Michael Douglas, 65 2002- Moonlight Mile: Susan, 56 / Dustin Hoffman, 65 1992- Lorenzos Oil: Susan, 46 / Nick Nolte, 51 1987-Witches of Eastwick: Susan, 41 / Jack Nicholson, 50 In Summary: in 10 movies spanning 22 years, Susan Sarandon has been OLDER than 6 of her leading men (including Tommy Lee Jones, who is 1 month younger than she), and YOUNGER than 4. In the films where she is OLDER than the actors, the biggest age difference was 9 years (Bull Durham). In the films where she is YOUNGER than the actors, the biggest age difference was also 9 years (Witches of Eastwick & Moonlight Mile). Meryl Streep OLDER THAN HER LEADING MAN 2009: Its Complicated: Meryl, 60 / Alec Baldwin, 51 2009: Julie & Julia: Meryl, 60 / Stanley Tucci, 49 2002: Adaptation: Meryl, 53 / Chris Cooper, 51 1998: One True Thing: Meryl, 49 / William Hurt, 48 1996: Before and After: Meryl, 47 / Liam Neeson, 44 1990: Postcards from the Edge: Meryl, 41 / Dennis Quaid, 36 YOUNGER THAN HER LEADING MAN 2012: Hope Springs: Meryl, 63 / Tommy Lee Jones, 66 2009: Its Complicated: Meryl, 60 / Steve Martin, 64 1995: The Bridges of Madison County: Meryl, 46 / Clint Eastwood, 65 1994: The River Wild: Meryl, 45 / David Strathairn, 45 1991: Defending Your Life: Meryl, 42 / Albert Brooks, 44 1986: Heartburn: Meryl, 37 / Jack Nicholson, 49 1985: Out of Africa: Meryl, 36 / Robert Redford, 49 1982: Sophies Choice: Meryl, 33 / Kevin Kline, 35 1981: French Lieutenants Woman: Meryl, 32 / Jeremy Irons, 33 1979: Kramer v. Kramer: Meryl, 30 / Dustin Hoffman, 42 In Summary: in 15 movies spanning 22 years, Meryl Streep has been OLDER than 6 of her leading men, and YOUNGER than 10. In the films where she is OLDER than the actors, the biggest age difference was 11 years (Julie and Julia). In the films where she is YOUNGER than the actors, the biggest age difference was 19 years (Bridges of Madison County).

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Re-reading some comics this morning and two things...

1. Everything about the way these two talk to each other? Even if this were your first Spider-Girl comic, you could guess that they’re old friends. The way May already knows Reilly’s going to answer the phone with some sarcastic comment because of course he is. The affection buried in that sarcasm (“It’s nice to have friends”, snarks Local Loner to his Only Friend.) There’s something about it that just screams FAMILY to me. Even if May doesn’t know the truth about their connection. Yet.

Her irritation with him, too, foreshadows their confrontation in Spectacular. It’s great.

2. Somehow I never noticed this part. Peter called Darkdevil to arrange his meeting (later, fight) with Kaine? What??? I mean, it makes sense, but how did that conversation even go? I would love to know. Was DD Junior still at work, sweating buckets, hoping Peter didn’t notice the similarities between their voices before he transformed? I’d like to think so.

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Name: Vanessa von Schweetz

Character: Vanellope von Schweetz from Wreck-It Ralph

Age: 18

Occupation: Junior at Andromeda HS and Employee at Handy Felix’s

Faceclaim: Lana Condor

Played by: Anna

+ Caring, Outgoing, Quirky - Obnoxious, Defiant, Insecure

Vanessa grew up in a group home most of her life, where she was often bullied for her quirky nature and overlooked because she was just one of many. In an attempt to be seen and push down the hurt, she acted out in obnoxious ways, even going so far as to steal cars for joy rides as young as thirteen. She found happiness in racing up and down empty streets and doing donuts in empty parking lots in the dead of night, and continues to do so into her late teens, having yet to be caught.

She got a job at Handy Felix’s to save up for her own car. She chose the hardware store because, beyond racing, she’s also incredibly creative and enjoys building things. It’s therapeutic for her. She has an idea for a massive treehouse, thinking it’d be pretty awesome to be able to build something for kids to have their own safe space. Unfortunately her boss thinks this is too big of an endeavor that will cost the business money. Vanessa has found an ally in her coworker Ralph, however, and the two of them have started working on a prototype treehouse to set up in the park to show Felix how popular and fun it could be.

                                                      ~ Connections ~

Ralph Reilly ~ Vanessa’s coworker and friend. He’s the only person she’s met so far that believes in her, and she takes that to heart. She thinks he’s nice and fun and she’s excited to work on this treehouse idea with him, knowing they both have something to prove.

Felix Fix ~ Vanessa’s boss. He seems like a nice enough guy, but he doesn’t believe in her and that loses him points in Vanessa’s book. She’s determined to show him he’s wrong about her, and about Ralph. She often sasses him while on the clock, unable to help it really. There’s just something about authority that gives her a sarcastic knee-jerk response.

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Who is Kristen Valente? Wiki, Biography, Age, Jimmy Hayes's Wife, Children, Death

Kristen Valente Wiki  - Kristen Valente Biography

Kristen Valente is the wife of Jimmy Hayes, was an American right-winger in professional ice hockey. He was selected by the Toronto Maple Leafs in the second round, 60th overall, of the 2008 NHL Entry Draft and played in the National Hockey League (NHL) with the Chicago Blackhawks, Florida Panthers, Boston Bruins, and New Jersey Devils. His younger brother Kevin Hayes currently plays in the NHL with the Philadelphia Flyers. In 2005-06, Hayes was a member of the United States Under-17 National Team at the 2005 Four Nations Tournament, hosted in Russia. He was then selected for the 2006 US Under-17 Select Team and participated in the Ivan Hlinka Under-18 Commemorative Tournament hosted in the Czech Republic. He was selected first overall in the 2006 USHL Futures Draft by the Ohio Junior Blue Jackets. In 2006–07, Hayes played for the U-18 team of the US National Hockey Team Development Program (NTDP), and was also a member of the US silver medal-winning team. IIHF U-18 World Championship 2007, organized in Finland. The 2007-08 season marked Hayes' second season with the NTDP. In 18 games with the U18 team, he scored seven points, and in 19 games with the US National Team, he scored ten points. In February 2008, Hayes had his United States Hockey League (USHL) rights traded from the Ohio Jr. Blue Jackets to the Lincoln Stars. Soon after, he was released from the NTDP and joined the stars. He played with Lincoln for 21 games, scoring four goals and 11 assists, and also registered nine of eight games in the postseason. In the fall of 2008, Hayes signed a letter of intent to attend the NCAA Boston College Hockey East conference.

Kristen Valente Age

Kristen Valente's age is unknown.

Kristen Valente & Jimmy Hayes

Hayes, along with his brother Kevin, are cousins with former NHL players Tom Fitzgerald and Keith Tkachuk, as well as both Tkachuk's sons Matthew and Brady, and Fitzgerald's sons Ryan, who was drafted by the Boston Bruins, and Casey, a Buffalo Sabres prospect.

Jimmy Hayes Cause of Death

Former Bruins player and Dorchester native Jimmy Hayes has passed away. Hayes was only 31 years old. The cause of death has not been reported, but the Boston Globe reports that Hayes was pronounced dead at his Milton home Monday morning. Death is not considered suspicious, according to the Globe. Hayes leaves behind a wife and two young children, who are two years and three months old. Hayes grew up in Dorchester and played at Noble and Greenough School in Dedham before a three-year undergraduate degree at Boston College. He won an NCAA Championship with the Eagles in his sophomore year in 2010. Read Also: Who is Kelli Kramer and Aiden? Wiki, BIography, Age, Husband, Cause of Death, Investigation Hayes was selected by the Toronto Maple Leafs in the second round of the 2008 NHL Draft, but was traded to the Chicago Blackhawks in 2010. He played in 43 games in his more than two seasons in Chicago before being traded to the Florida Panthers. in 2013. The winger was traded to his hometown Bruins in 2015 for Reilly Smith, and he signed a three-year extension just days after Boston acquired him. “I am devastated to learn of the passing of my friend Jimmy Hayes. It was a pleasure meeting Jimmy, and it was a pleasure being both on and off the ice, ”Bruins captain Patrice Bergeron said of Hayes. “I will always remember his big smile, he was so positive and full of life. I'm really going to miss that. We have lost a great person. " https://twitter.com/NHLBruins/status/1429863594729082886?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1429878230857695239%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es2_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fboston.cbslocal.com%2F2021%2F08%2F23%2Fjimmy-hayes-dead-death-boston-bruins-nhl%2F After scoring 13 goals and delivering 16 assists in his first season in Boston, Hayes struggled in his sophomore year and had two career-worst goals and three assists in 58 games. The Bruins bought at the end of his final year of contract after the 2017 season. Hayes played 33 games for the New Jersey Devils in 2017-18 and most recently played for the AHL affiliate of the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2018-19. Hayes comes from a family of hockey players, with his younger brother Kevin, currently a member of the Philadelphia Flyers. FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK Read the full article

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Can we also please kill the lie that OMD and Sins Past means J. Michael Straczynski run is worse Slott’s?

Can we also please kill the lie that J. Michael Straczynski run is worse Slott’s because of Sins Past and OMD?

Because it’s objectively not true.

I’ve already addressed how it’s really not fair to blame OMD on JMS because it was more Quesada’s story than his.

Sins Past on the flipside is a story that yes JMS SHOULD be blamed for and has major problems but probably not in the ways you think. And as bad as it is there are Slott stories that match or exceed how bad it is and deal as much if not more damage to the Spider-Verse than it. 

Let’s first contextualize some things. Sins Past was a story that like OMD had editorial interference. As intended by JMS he wanted the Stacy twins to be the children of PETER and Gwen not NORMAN and Gwen. Much like his original resolution to OMD editorial stepped in and wound up playing damage control, one of the few times I will thank Quesada. 

At the same time (unless I am mistaken) editorial also SUGGESTED that Norman be used as a substitute for Peter as opposed to just telling JMS he couldn’t do a story about Gwen’s secret pregnancy.

Then again JMS and editorial figured it wouldn’t matter because even way back in 2004 when Sins Past was being published they knew they were going to do SOMETHING to cosmically retcon Spider-Man’s history and thereby erase the marriage. JMS wrote Sins Past with the presumption that he was going to be able to erase it from existence when all was said and done. This was part of his anger when OMD happened the way it did. 

But hey, this doesn’t exactly redeem the story JMS actually wrote right?

It’s still got a lot of problems and is still the worst story under his run that he is genuinely to blame for.

And what are the ways in which the story is bad?

Well:

It turns Peter and Gwen’s relationship into a big fat lie because Peter never knew the ‘real Gwen’. She was lying to him and realistically not going to be acting the way she normally would because she was both pregnant, lying about it and naturally worried. And after the pregnancy she was now a parent which naturally changes your outlook on life…oh and she was still lying about their existence. Peter’s relationship with Gwen was formed during two big extenuating circumstances during which Gwen was unlikely to think, feel  or act in ways she ever had before or probably ever would again.

  By extension of Gwen’s pregnancy and parenthood now retroactively dominating most of her canonical history WE the audience never really got as good of a picture of who Gwen was a person before she was thrown into this exceptional situation. Which is on the one hand okay because you can say that of countless characters, the problem being that with Gwen the original intention was for that to NOT be the case. Instead of now knowing who Gwen is and how she’d act under certain situations we now only know those things within the context of when she was pregnant/had recently had children and was lying and stressed out over it

  Gwen’s pregnancy makes no sense. You have to get ridiculously loose with the actual amount of time that events are supposed to unfold across including when exactly Gwen gave birth. Moreover we were privy to Gwen’s inner thoughts multiple times across her history and got exactly zero indicators that she was dealing with a stressful pregnancy.

  This goes well beyond MJ retroactively knowing about Peter’s identity. We didn’t get as good of a look into MJ’s head during the Silver (or even bronze) age and MJ had at least plausible grounds to deny and suppress the truth to herself. If Gwen was fucking PREGNANT that isn’t something that you could as easily say ‘oh she was just suppressing that it was happening behind the scenes’. Not with the degree of access we had to her private life.

    More egregiously though Gwen was clearly NOT pregnant. Look at any given image of her from the period she was allegedly pregnant and she is very obviously not showing. Sure, some women do not show when pregnant as a quirk of their or their child’s metabolisms. But they do when it’s fucking TWINS.

  The retcon in one way makes Gwen stronger and more admirable as a character for dealing with this huge burden on her own but it also makes her as a person look really, really bad. I’m not talking about sleeping with Norman, or lying about that. I’m talking about expecting Peter to be a father to her children. Okay, maybe that one is forgivable. She’s a young kid in a big stressful situation she is not prepared for at all. But even if you run with that idea…why does she abandon her kids by returning to the United States without them and even risk her own life by going to the fucking SAVAGE LAND when she has two babies in another country relying upon her to return for them?

  It gets worse when you consider she had multiple clones all with her memories who also never mentioned or seemed to give a single shit about their CHILDREN. Some of those clones matured further into adulthood than Gwen so there is really no excuse. Even if they argue that those children are not theirs because they’re just clones of their mother, fucking TRY to help them and check up on them. They’re goddam babies!

  The story makes no sense for Mary Jane, undermines her relationship with Peter and makes her look really, really bad as well.

  Whilst forgivable it is somewhat undermining to Peter and MJ’s relationship that MJ would spend years lying to Peter about Gwen and Norman’s affair and her pregnancy. Although it does speak volumes that Peter forgives her for it relatively quickly.

What’s more irksome about the story is the implication that MJ wonders if Peter loves Gwen more than her when he doesn’t and she does know that. But okay, you can No Prize that one.

What’s NOT forgivable though is how MJ apparently never told ANYONE about this situation. Not Peter, Ben Reilly, Gwen’s clones, Gwen’s extended family whom she was friends with, the police, child services, NOBODY.

  Basically MJ in spite of knowing that there were two children out there in another country who were now orphans didn’t even try to look in on them or put someone else onto doing that.

  She just ignored them. In doing so she condemned them to be raised by their abusive father Norman Osborn. MJ didn’t even tell her best friend Jill Stacy about Gwen’s children when Norman revealed he was still alive in the 90s. Wouldn’t she have PRESUMED Norman would have found those kids?

  MJ let two innocent children out to dry because of this retcon.

  The story straight up rewrites history because it takes panels from ASM #121 and depicts them with different dialogue and body language that never happened but needs to exist to facilitate the retcons

  The story does not adequately justify Gwen’s attraction towards Norman or even explain when exactly it happened

  And yet in spite of all this you know Sins Past up until the big reveal was actually a really, really good story. The mystery was gripping and the subject matter highly appropriate to Spider-Man. Mostly good dialogue as always by JMS and beautiful artwork by Deodato Junior.

  Those are the big problems with Sins Past. Notice something? I didn’t mention Gwen and Norman sleeping together or Gwen cheating on Peter.

Wanna know why?

Because they’re not what’s wrong with the story.

Gwen was established as being attracted to older men way back in the 1990s and it is far from unrealistic for her and Norman to make a mutual mistake and sleep together.

It’s pure soap opera and that’s very much in line with Spider-Man. It isn’t spinning the relationship positively and encouraging other 19 year olds to sleep with men old enough to be their fathers who are also actual friends of their father and also the parent of one of their friends whom they had dated recently. The opposite is true if anything considering how Norman is clearly framed as utterly evil and despicable and Gwen as someone who made a big, stupid but common and human mistake.

As for Gwen cheating on Peter I guess that depends upon your definition of cheating but by my standing that would require her and Peter to actually BE in a relationship of some kind.

At the time Gwen canonically is supposed to have slept with Norman they were not. They’d been on one or two dates and that was it. They were not a couple and were not going steady or serious about one another at all. Peter was in love with her but he wasn’t in a serious relationship with her. 

So Gwen wasn’t cheating on anyone.

Also across the years I’ve not really liked how Gwen is the one who’s demonized for the ‘affair’ with Norman.

Like…she was literally 18 or 19 years old at the time the story happens, 20 at a push. 

Why the fuck is SHE the one who gets blasted for sleeping with Norman when he’s the grown ass man in the situation. Shouldn’t it be HIS responsibility to NOT sleep with the girl young enough to be his daughter, is the literal daughter of one of the people from his social circles and close friend of his son’s?

I know, I know…he’s evil. 

But just because one person is evil in this situation doesn’t therefore make the blame attributable to the other non-evil person there.

Sins Past is bad because it’s retcon doesn’t make sense and equally importantly is damaging to the characters and narrative. NOT because it features a young girl sleeping with an older man after being on 2 dates with another man.

  Here is the thing though, it was ignored pretty much immediately and so aggressively makes no sense and just does not fit into the canon at all that it’s actually not that hard to simply ignore.

  It does NEED to be retconned out don’t get me wrong, but you can sort of cordon off the story and then continue reading with little difficulty.

  The same cannot be said for Slott’s run.

    Here is a BRIEF list of the crap Slott has pulled:

  ·         Portraying Doctor Octopus as a rapist

 ·         Presenting Peter as a manchild who is mentally 15

 ·         Having Peter interfere illegal in the affairs of foreign countries

 ·         Removing Norman Osborn’s powers

 ·         Killing off Doc Ock, making multiple Doc Ock clones and then making one of those an alt-right allegory in league with effective Nazis, HYDRA

 ·         Having Mary Jane victim blame Spider-Man by breaking up with him (when they were not together) after he was abused by Doc Ock in Superior

 ·         Portraying Otto as BETTER than Peter during Superior

 ·         Implying Peter was willing to endanger a child’s life for his own sake when he made Doc Ock’s hand shake during surgery in Superior #8

 ·         Killing off MC2 Peter Parker and thereby invalidating the entire point of Mayday Parker as a character. She is driven by being the daughter of Spider-Man and her relationship with her father. See also removing her iconic costume

 ·         Making Ben Reilly into a straight up asshole villain

 ·        Retconning the death of Gwen Stacy so that Gwen died hating Peter Parker and was conscious when her death came

 ·         Killing off Ashley Kafka AFTER portraying her as believing a villain was irredeemable. For context Kafka believed CARNAGE was redeemable!

 ·         Wasting the 50th anniversary of Spider-Man on a worthless character like Alpha solely to launch a  spin-off mini-series

 ·         Destroying Peter Parker’s everyman status by making him an internationally famous rich guy in charge of the world’s biggest tech conglomerate

 ·         Shipping him with Mockingbird in direct opposition to both characters’ established characterizations

 ·         Introducing Silk who despite zero combat experience was better at superheroing than Spider-Man himself oh and also had the power to compel Spider-Man to sleep with her against his will...which would be yet more rape

 ·         Ignoring Black Cat’s history by pretending she had a secret identity (she didn’t) and then making her into a murderous psycho crime lord for irrational reasons even though she’s supposed to be morally grey

 ·         Frequently portraying Spider-Man as secondary in his own title and requiring help from guest stars and team up characters

 ·         Portraying MJ as weak willed, stupid, shallow, and passive even though she’s absolutely none of those fucking things

 ·         Presenting Silver Sable as an school girl with the hots for Spider-Man, again against her characterization and ruining the unique professional relationship they shared

 ·         Ruining the unique character of Phil Urich by just turning him into ANOTHER cackling Goblin villain

 ·         Doing a story about Betty Brant being assaulted wherein Spider-Man decides to let the criminal go because Aunt May guilt tripped him. How did she guilt trip him? By claiming he was irresponsible when at age 15 he wasn’t there to comfort her, a 50-60 year old woman the night uncle Ben died

 ·         Portraying EVERY character as unrealistically idiotic in Superior Spider-Man in order to ensure that the Doc Ock could remain Spider-Man

  Now...tell me again how JMS is worse?

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Mason - Morgan Rielly

Anonymous said: Morgan Reilly one where you have a son together from your teen years but you aren't together and he didn't know.

A/N: Thinking this might become a multi-part imagine, so I purposely left it open. Let me know if you think I should continue :)

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Morgan Rielly

Words: 3,422

Warnings: None

"Mommy I really want to go to the game with Uncle Simon! Please!"

You sighed, and closed your eyes tight as all possible scenarios swirled through your head. They were all negative by the way.

Your five-year-old, well almost six-year-old son Mason pouted as he watched you contemplate your decision.

Your best friend, Simon, or well, Uncle Simon to Mason, stared at you as well. You were angry, livid more like it. You had done everything in your power to keep Mason away from the game of hockey, yet Simon had knowingly gone against your wishes. The worst part about this was the fact that the Toronto Maple Leafs were in town tonight.

You lived in Vancouver, and had for your entire life. That's where you had met your first love, Morgan Rielly. Yes, that Morgan Rielly.

It was a typical teenage relationship. Full of passion with zero thinking in regards to any repercussions that may come about due to your reckless ways. The repercussion that had occurred was you getting pregnant at the age of seventeen.

And you never told Morgan.

When you found out you were pregnant, Morgan had already departed to Moosejaw to play for his junior team. You had both previously agreed to end your relationship purely due to the distance and the pressures Morgan would be undoubtedly facing. So, by the time you found out you were carrying Mason, you knew it was too late to say anything. You didn't want to ruin his upcoming professional career. You didn't want to take away his pride and happiness. Most of all, you didn't want to be the one to crush his childhood dream.

You still watched Morgan however. You had watched him play world juniors, you had watched him get drafted, and you regularly kept up with the Leafs during their seasons. You silently always rooted for Morgan Rielly, the now assistant-captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs. In another life, maybe things might have worked out, but in this one, you knew it was impossible.

Some who knew of the situation claimed you were selfish, while others argued you were selfless. Either way you didn't care. The only person’s opinion that mattered to you now was that of your son.

Your adorably cute, blonde-haired, blue-eyed little boy.

The same one who was currently starring you down and giving you his puppy-dog look.

You felt your heart waiver at the sight, and you groaned, causing Mason to jump up in victory. He knew he got you.

"Fine," you grumbled, "but you are to listen to Uncle Simon. No matter what. Understand?" You questioned, and Mason nodded enthusiastically.

"Good, go get ready bud," Simon then finally spoke, causing Mason to squeal with joy as he bolted around the corner and bounded up your staircase.

Pursing your lips towards your so-called friend, Simon sighed, "c'mon Y/N, please don't be mad,”

"Oh I'm not mad," you spoke, crossing your arms, "I'm livid Simon,"

"I'm sorry I wanted to do something nice for the kid," Simon groaned, putting his arms up in defeat.

"You went behind my back and then put me on the spot in front of Mace, and I honestly don't appreciate it at all," you explained, giving him a harsh look.

"You know he loves the Canucks babe," Simon argued, which caused you to roll your eyes.

"Fine. Fine okay, yes he loves the Canucks, and it's fine to take him to a game I suppose. By why of all nights would you choose this game?! You could've gone another night Simon!" You seethed, starting to feel anxious at the thought of your little boy witnessing his father in the flesh.

Simon looked towards you, "of all things, he's what you're worried about?"

"Yes!" you painfully admitted.

"Mason isn't going to find out Y/N," Simon told you blandly.

"And Morgan?" you asked, gritting your teeth.

Simon growled, "who cares?! How in the world is Morgan going to figure everything out when he's busy playing a god damn hockey game?!"

"I don't know Simon! Which is why I'm freaking out! What if Mason finds out?!" you bit back, your nerves getting the better of you.

"Like he's going to put two and two together Y/N, he's five!" Simon cried out, "and Morgan Reilly is totally going to see him up in the nose bleeds and think, oh my god, that's my kid! You're being ridiculous,"

You sighed, feeling tears linger close to falling down your cheeks. Taking a deep breath, you dropped down onto the arm of your couch and rubbed your temples, trying to relax. Simon was right. You were overreacting. There was no way Morgan and Mason would figure anything out. However, a small part of you felt guilty.

You wanted so badly to take your little boy to the game and point out number forty-four from the Leafs. It was killing you to keep this from Mason. He was getting older, and the topic of Mason's father had come up once or twice, but you had played coy and could so far deflect any questions your five-year old had asked. 

"Have you ever considered like, reaching out?" Simon's voice asked, breaking you from your thoughts.

"Every day," you muttered back bitterly.

But you couldn't, and you knew that better than anyone.

"Mommy!"

Looking over, you smiled brightly towards Mason, who had re-appeared into the room, wearing his little Canucks jersey. He had gotten it as a present this past Christmas.

"You look so handsome Mace," you gushed to your son, as he bounded towards you and jumped into your outstretched arms. Snuggling him in close, you placed a kiss onto the crown of his head and rubbed his back. 

"Why don't you come with us? You haven't been to a game in years Y/N," Simon suggested, causing Mason to sit up and look at you with bright eyes. 

"Yeah Mommy! You can come too!" Mason squealed, grinning his pearly white baby teeth towards you.

You pursed your lips. Simon had mentioned the seats were in the nosebleeds, which did comfort you slightly. But the thought of being in the same building as Morgan made you feel uneasy. You still carried feelings for him, and hadn't once strayed from them, even after all these years. I mean, how could you? You had given birth to his doppelganger. You were never going to be able to escape from Morgan Rielly.

An hour later, you found yourself tightly gripping Mason's small hand in yours. Walking in the downtown area had always made you nervous, especially when you had Mason with you. Simon was walking in front of you two, leading the way.

As you entered the arena, Mason became very excited. His blue eyes wandered the arena hallways in astonishment. Every time you passed a player's poster or a merchandise kart Mason was quick to point it out to you. You just nodded and smiled towards your son, playing along.

When you were about to hop onto the escalator to take you up to towards the upper deck, Simon's hand caught you on the shoulder. Looking back at him questionably, Simon gave you a sheepish grin.

"Aren't we going up?" You asked, feeling confused.

"Well, not exactly," Simon admitted, "we're actually down in the lower bowl."

"Excuse me?" you gritted out, not wanting Mason to catch on to the situation.

"Well I had to switch the tickets around so I could get three. These were the only one's I could get," Simon explained, handing you the three tickets. "They're row seven, but they're off to the side. Mason can sit on the end because they back onto the player's tunnel and he can watch them skate out," 

You firmed your lips together and tried to compose yourself. "They're on the Canucks side, right?"

Simon sent you a clearly forced smile and chuckled awkwardly, "and if they're not?"

Your eyes widened. You were going to kill Simon. Just as you were about to open your mouth, Mason tugged on the bottom of your jacket, "Mommy, can we go soon? I want to watch warm-ups,"

"Yeah let's go Mace!" Simon chirped, pushing past you and grabbing Mason's hand before heading towards your section, escaping your fury and causing you to have no choice but to follow along.

Once you were at the summit of the section, your eyes widened suddenly as Mason charged his way down to the bottom of the rink. "Mason slow down!" You yelled down towards him, using your quote on quote, 'mom voice.'

"Babe he's fine, he's just excited," Simon called up to you, as he was a few rows down from you, casually following your rambunctious son.

Watching Mace with a careful eye, you let out a breath once he reached the glass unharmed. He stood watching the players in awe. He placed his little hands up against the glass and stood up on his tippy toes as he observed the Leafs participating in their warm-up.

Step by step, you watched the multiple white jersey's skate circles around their side of the rink. Stopping at the seventh row, you walked down the lane and sat down in your designated seat while Simon went to stand with Mason. Your Y/E/C coloured eyes slowly scanned the ice and came to a halt when they landed on the number forty-four. 

You watched Morgan skate around and perform his routine. Skating in and out around the hash-marks, stretching near the player's bench, and practicing his wrist shot on goal. Nothing had changed. He even skated past Mason, and a bunch of the other children who were observing his warm-up, and made sure to toss several pucks over the glass.

You couldn't help the warm feeling that spread through your body when Mason had been lucky enough to catch one of the pucks. He jumped up and down and held the puck in his hand up high, as if he'd just won the greatest prize in the world. 

"Mommy look!" Mason squealed, holding out the puck towards you as he began his small journey up the concrete stairs to you.

"That's great baby," You told your son, sending him a smile.

"Yeah! Number forty-four gave it to me, did you see him?" Mason asked you, running down your aisle, and sounding incredibly proud of his new prize.

You nodded as he finally made it towards you, "I saw him baby,"

"I'm going to cheer for him, he seems really cool" Mason said, as he plopped down onto the seat next to you, and examined the puck in his tiny hands, looking towards the object in bewilderment.

Looking back down and watching Simon make his way up to the both of you, you couldn't help the feeling you were being watched. Shifting your gaze past your friend and back towards the ice, your heart stopped.

A shaky breath escaped past your lips when you suddenly met icy-blue eyes. It felt as if everything had come to a halt, and there was nobody else in the entire arena. Even though he was over one hundred feet away, his eyes had somehow still found yours, and your heart fluttered in a way you hadn't felt in years. 

Looking away quickly, you prayed Morgan hadn't recognized you. Maybe he had just been watching Mason celebrate being given a puck, or maybe it had just been a fluke and he was just looking around the crowd. 

You sent a side eye back towards Morgan moments later and he had begun skating again, allowing you to let out a sigh of relief. There was no way he could tell it was you, not after all these years.

"I'm going to go grab a drink, did you two want anything?" Simon asked, drawing you out of your thoughts.

"Can I have a slushie?" Mason asked, looking towards you rather than Simon.

"How about we just have water for now, and then after the game we can get ice cream?" You bargained, raising an eyebrow towards your little boy. He pursed his lips in thought causing you to chuckle.

"Deal," Mason decided, holding out his hand to shake on it, something the both of you did frequently.

"Two waters, got it," Simon smiled, before promising to be back before the game started.

You sat in silence with Mason, who continued to watch the Leafs skate around the ice. He was absolutely entranced. It was only a matter of time before you expected him to ask you if he could play himself. This game was definitely going to fuel his growing passion for the game of hockey.

You sighed when you felt your phone going off in your coat pocket, and pulled it out hastily. Looking at the screen, it was your boss, and due to the type of work you were employed in, you knew you had to answer.

"Hello?" you questioned, slightly turning your body away from Mason, trying not to disturb him.

"Y/N! How are you?" your manager Cindy questioned.

"I'm good Cindy, just out with Mason," you explained, hoping to hint to her that your call needed to be short.

"Ah that's nice," she spoke, "are you able to work this Saturday? I know it's not in your availability due to your son, but Ashley called in and said she wouldn't be able to come in over the next few days, strep throat apparently," Cindy sighed.

You closed your eyes and thought. You really didn't want to be away from Mason longer than you already normally had to be, but money was tight for you at the moment, and even an extra four or five hours would make a difference. "How long is the shift? If it's only for a few hours my Mom might be able to take Mason for a bit," you told her, causing her to squeal in delight.

"I just need at least four hours. Just eight to twelve," she explained.

You gritted your teeth before sighing, "I'll be there at eight, but I can't stay any longer,"

"Perfect! I'll see you then Y/N! Thanks again!"

*Beep Beep*

Rolling your eyes, you ended the call and leaned your head back. God, you needed to find a new job.

"Oops,” you heard Mason utter.

You turned back to your left, but Mason wasn't sitting in his seat. Turing back the other way your eyes widened.

Mason had jumped down over the seat and into the row below of you, following after his rolling puck. He must've dropped it while he was playing around with it. As the puck spiraled over the edge of the row and into the player's hall, Mason immediately ducked down under the safety barrier, causing your heart to stop.

"Mason don't!" You cried out, as you yourself jumped down into the next row, reaching out to grab your son. 

As Mason's body tumbled down after his beloved puck, a flash of white caused your breath to hitch, as your son's small frame landed into the arms of one of the Leafs players who had just happened to be heading down towards their dressing room. Placing your hand over your heart, you shook your head as tears threatened to spill from your eyes. 

"You need to be more careful bud, you could've hurt yourself," you heard a familiar voice say, the same voice you had heard in your dreams almost every night for the past six years. 

You held your figure up against the guard rail and stared down in shock as Morgan placed your son safely onto the ground. Not realizing the severity of the situation, Mason just nodded towards Morgan before he ran down the hallway to retrieve his lost puck. 

"I am so sorry," you suddenly spoke, causing Morgan's eyes to dart up towards you.

He blinked twice as he stared at you. "Y/N?" he suddenly questioned, looking at you in disbelief.

"Mommy! I got it! I got my puck!" Mason exclaimed as he ran back to stand directly below you.

You sent him a soft smile, "that's great baby,"

Morgan looked back down towards Mason and then back to you. You could tell his thoughts were swirling, and he was quickly putting two and two together. Your worst thought had come true. You hadn't wanted to tell Morgan like this, if ever. 

"Mr. Number forty-four sir?"

Morgan looked down at Mason, and your son grinned at him, "I know I'm wearing the wrong jersey, but I'm cheering for you tonight,"

Morgan smiled suddenly, breaking his dazed facial expression. "Well why don't we fix that?"

You were taken a back. That wasn't the reaction you were expecting at all. Morgan lifted his eyes towards you, "if it's okay with your mom, I can take you into the dressing room and get you a jersey,"

Mason's eyes lit up and he looked towards you in hope. You opened your mouth to speak but no words could come out. You were full of emotions and your brain was screaming at you to run, but you couldn't. You were frozen.

"That's fine, we'll be right here when you get back," Simon's voice spoke, as you felt him place a reassuring hand on your shoulder. 

Mason jumped up in glee, pumping his fist in the air. You caught Morgan's eyes shift towards Simon, or rather his hand, but he just nodded and led your son down the corridor and out of your sight.

Returning to your proper row, you took a seat and sat absolutely astonished. What had just happened?

"Y/N? Y/N are you okay?" Simon asked you, looking at you in concern.

"I don't know," you muttered, "I honestly don't know,"

If you could scream and cry you probably would. How could this happen? Did the world just hate you this much? You feared the worst and look at what had happened? Morgan had not only met Mason, but he also knew that he was your son. Did he suspect he was his son too? You placed your head in your hands, and you felt Simon rub your back in support.

"Mommy! Uncle Simon! Look what Mr. Morgan got me!"

You looked up and wiped away the few stray tears that had gotten away from you. Morgan had lifted Mason back over the barrier and was watching as your son ran up the stairs to both you and Simon, a brand-new Leafs jersey, which was also signed by multiple players, now being worn on his back. 

You sent him a soft smile as he proudly showed off his new jersey, and giggled as Simon acted shocked as he pointed out all the amazing players that had signed his jersey. "You got Auston Matthews to sign your jersey?! That's worth lots of money Mace," Simon said, causing Mason to smirk, "I met him too,"

"You met Auston Matthews?!" Simon asked playfully, widening his eyes towards the giggling Mason.

Looking away from the two, you caught Morgan staring back. His eyes met yours as he walked back down the tunnel slightly, and stopping directly below you. 

"I considered burning it, but I thought you'd want it back," Morgan said, as he lifted Mason's little Canucks jersey up to you.

You smiled slightly, "Thank you,"

"It was no problem Y/N." Morgan shrugged, before looking back towards Mason, a look of longing mounting his features. You suddenly felt intensely guilty. Maybe keeping Mason away from Morgan was a mistake. 

"Look I really want, well need to talk to you but I have a game in ten. Is there anyway I can meet up with you after?" Morgan asked, staring towards you pleadingly. 

"Morgan," you sighed, firming your lips.

"He doesn't have to come, if that's what you're worried about. But I just, I just really want to talk Y/N," Morgan admitted, sending you a sad smile.

You sighed, and were about to answer when you felt Mason's hands land on your lap. Looking down at your son, he beamed over the railing towards Morgan, "Mommy promised me ice cream after the game, so you can come too!"

You blinked in shock. Your heart was melting as you looked at your little boy, who stared back at you, his face hopeful, "Can't he Mommy? Please?"

Your lips curved upwards towards Mason, how could you say no to him? 

"If that's what he wants, then you're more than welcome to invite him Mason," you replied, looking back down towards Morgan, who wore a soft smile.

"I'd love to,"

[mitchbeck]

CANTLON: HUSKIES LOSE TO ENGINEERS, 5-2

By Gerry Cantlon, Howlings HARTFORD, CT - Avon's Chase Zieky had three points propelling RPI to a 5-2 non-conference win over the UCONN Huskies before 3,165 fans at the XL Center on Wednesday night. The UCONN record drops to 7-14-1 and 2-10-1 in HEA). They will play home next Friday against The University of New Hampshire. RPI's record improves to 7-15-0 overall and 4-7-0 in the ECAC. “It was a disappointing loss for us. Coming off a game against Merrimack, where we didn’t play well at all structurally, I thought we got better structurally as the game went along. We didn’t give up a lot of odd-man rushes like we did in Merrimack, where there were six or seven. From that standpoint, I thought we were better. The game came down to special teams. The Engineers got two power-play goals, but five-on-five it was a pretty even game. We just have to get better as a team; coach better, and play better, and find a rhythm. I don’t think we found a rhythm yet as a club. With 12 games left, we gotta find a way to do that pretty soon,” Huskies head coach Mike Cavanaugh remarked. The Huskies started the third period having not won in ten tries this season when trailing after two periods. They almost saw RPI make it a three-goal lead early. Ottoville Leppanen of RPI, saw his shot hit the pipe at 1:07. The red light came on, but neither referee Scott Hansen or Jay Durfee signaled a goal. Before a whistle could be blown, UConn called for a review and it narrowed the lead to one goal. UConn team captain, Miles Gendron was in the lower right wing corner and Karl El-Mir's hard work allowed him to turn and fire it quickly on a sharp angle. The shot evaded the padding of RPI goalie, Owen Savory, at 2:15. The goal momentarily gave the Huskies a brief hope they could make a comeback. The goal extended El-mir's point-scoring streak to a season-high six games. The Huskies had a chance to tie it as Ruslan Iskharov had his best offensive opportunity of the game with a backhander off the right-wing that was denied, but shortly thereafter, RPI reestablished their two-goal lead. Zieky, an Avon product who played at Avon Old Farms, and who had 30-plus family and friends rooting for him, nailed his third point of the night with a cross-ice pass from high in the left wing circle. The pass found Will Reilly, who had inside position on Evan Wisocky on the right wing. He beat Tomas Vomacka who was over too far to his short-side at 10:44. The goal made it a 4-2 RPI lead. The Huskies outshot RPI, 33-28, but they missed the net far too often. Their big guns, Iskharov and Payusov, had just three shots between them. “I would like more shots from everybody," Cavanaugh said. In the second period, UCONN came out and put strong offensive zone pressure on RPI and got three shots on the first 1:30. The Huskies just couldn’t sustain any long offensive zone cycles or play with a sense of urgency as a team with its back up against the wall. This team needs to get on a winning streak as it embarks in playing ten conference games over the next six weeks. “I don’t know if we played with enough urgency in the first period,“ as Cavanaugh pondered his words carefully as he answered. “In the second period, we came back after the two powerplay goals and in the third period, we played desperately.  But you have to play desperate from the start the way the season is going. If we don’t play desperate now, we won’t make the playoffs,” said Cavanaugh. This season, Hockey East will have the top eight make it to the post-season and the bottom three, they will go home. RPI was able to establish a two-goal lead off the power play. Ishkarov took a penalty and is known for his speed, but used it poorly when he chased down a player from behind and earned a tripping call in the UCONN defensive end of the ice. Zieky then got his second goal of the night sneaking behind two UCONN players and converting a perfect pass from behind the net from Leppanen, the team's Finnish freshmen, at 12:11. “(It) felt good putting it in the net, and it was good for us to get some power-play goals. Today was our best full-game we've played to date,” remarked the PC transfer playing in his seventh game since he became NCAA eligible. “ I had all my little cousins here tonight. They made signs for me. It was pretty cool,” Zieky said. The Huskies responded quickly. Brian Rigali picked up a rebound from his first shot that came on the left wing. He snapped it into the open left side at 13:38. The play was set up by Max Kalter, who had retrieved the puck in the right-wing corner with a backhand pass to Rigali. Another poorly timed penalty allowed RPI to retake a two-goal lead. Gendron got caught with the extra swat at center ice and that let the Engineers go on to score in the last minute of regulation. RPI’s Patrick Polino skated around the net and spotted the right-handed, Todd Burgess, all alone in the left wing circle. Burgess snapped a shot over Vomacka's glove hand into the upper left-hand corner with 44.2 seconds left and a 3-1 lead, giving RPI the game's momentum. The Huskies season-long inconsistency put them in a box forcing them to work their way out of it in order to make the Hockey East playoffs, and their first-period play reflected that. UConn's center-ice puck management was not up to par as they made too many neutral zone turnovers. RPI connected off their first prime chance for the lone goal of the period. “I thought in the first we were holding on to the puck too long. We were not moving the puck quick enough, but I thought it got better as the game went along,” said Cavanaugh. RPI had a whole different perspective on puck amangement. “Everybody wants to handle the puck and play offense, but we have success when we defend quickly and we were committed to that tonight,” RPI head coach Dave Smith said. “Across the board, UCONN had a couple of pushes. We managed the puck and controlled the ice very well. When they pushed, we fought back very well.” Brady Wiffen had a quality chance off a turnover and the Engineers kept the puck in the zone. RPI’s fired another shot on goal from the left side by Jake Johnson. Vomacka made the save, but the rebound went right to Zieky who flicked it over the Huskies' netminder for his second goal in seven games at 5:40 to give RPI the 1-0 lead. “We talk before every game about getting the lead and we did tonight,” Zieky said. “Its been great for us. We have done that in the last three road games.” UCONN didn’t get a quality shot on goal until El-Mir's shot at 10:46. Again, a neutral zone gaffe allowed RPI defenseman Kyle Hallbauer to strip the biscuit from the much taller Ben Freeman. Hallbauer used the backhand with body position, but Vomacka made the save. RPI had 13 shots in total for the period and a poorly thought-out blind back pass by Ishkarov and RPI’s Jakub Lacka, who was cut off with effective backchecking, kept the puck in the UCONN end of the ice give RPI a chance at some quality shot taking. The Huskies only other quality shot gave from Brian Freeman with 2:09 left but RPI’S Owen Savory made the save. NOTES: Several Huskies have been offensively challenged for about the past month. Sasha Payusov now has three goals in 14 games. The NY Islanders' second-round draft pick, Ruslan Ishkatov, has one goal in his last 14 games and just four points. On the plus side for UConn, senior Karl El-Mir (Montreal, QC) has eight points in his last 11 games while freshmen, Jachym Kondelik, has three points in three games since returning from the World Junior Championship tourney in Vancouver where he played for the Czech Republic. He had his mini-point streak ended. The Huskies', Johnny Evans, remains out with an upper-body injury. No date for his return has been set. Meanwhile, Justin Howell’s season is over as he's having knee surgery. UConn goalie, Tomas Vomacka, played and saw his first game action in over a month since representing the Czech Republic in the World Junior A tournament in Bonnyville, AB. Vomacka was in the net when Canada West's entry knocked off the Czechs 3-1. He made 37 stops at the RJ Lalonde Arena. Read the full article

[readingjunky]

Wow! WORDS WE DON'T SAY has amazing characters, spot-on dialogue, and a powerful message. High school junior Joel Higgins is struggling with the recent loss of his best friend Andy. Life just doesn't seem worth living, but Joel keeps keeping on, looking for meaning somewhere.

Following Eli's example, I'm going to make a list of some of the awesome things in this book.

Joel's imperfect, but yet perfect, parents. Joel's tender love for his younger brother, Jace. Does God exist? Maybe... Being two inches shorter than the girl you're crushing on. Benj, the new kid who may have killed his parents. The tough, yet kind-hearted Mrs. T at the soup kitchen. "Stealing" eggs and asparagus. The silent veteran dubbed Rooster by Joel and Eli. Hilarious "what-if" conversations in the drivers' ed car. The seniors pranking Mr. Stanley the drivers' ed instructor. Banned books. Endless text messages saved to the draft folder.

I could go on and on because debut author K. J. Reilly grabbed me on the first page and never let go. I didn't want to say goodbye to Joel and his gang. They will be with me for a long time. WORDS WE DON'T SAY is joining my limited list of best books ever!

[top100of2018]

The Top 100 Songs of 2018

Hey guys, if you aren’t familiar with what this is, it’s my favourite 100 songs of the past year. For every song, I mix in some kind of personal story or anecdote. I do this every year - just change the year in the URL line for 2017, 2016, 2015 or 2014. 

The Spotify playlist for this year can be found here: 

Note: If you’re favourite song didn’t make it, we can talk about it in person but I really don’t care about your Facebook comment about it. 

Oh, and there’s no Drake this year. I look forward to your complaints. 

Note 2: Patrick Turnbull messaged me on Instagram to remind me I’ve been doing these lists since we were in junior high playing Halo 3 in his basement. Holy shit. Time is passing by so fast. 

100. Charcoal Baby - Blood Orange

My year started at Aaron’s place after a confusing New Years Eve night. I woke up and Flem’s mom made us an amazing breakfast and asked us who certain people from the party in funny ways like “Who was that short little thing?” We ended up playing hockey with a bunch of cool people at the SACHS ODR like Mike, Sam, Braydon, Mitch & Aaron in net, but sadly, Aaron got super sick right before our Banff trip because of it. 

RIP Flem’s Trip. 

99. My Boy (Twin Fantasy) - Car Seat Headrest

My boy Mike Reilly, AKA the QB BOAT in the CFL for the Edmonton Eskimos, knocked on the door of the Virgin Radio studio at 6 a.m. I was shocked to see him at that time, and helped him find the TSN 1260 studio quickly. When I came back, Ian & Chelsea promptly asked me: “Who was that guy?” 

Please re-sign Mike. Please don’t go to BC. 

98. Doesn’t Matter - Christine & The Queens

Can I go on the Ferris Wheel even though I’m in the Bear suit? Apparently it doesn’t matter! Sometimes I rep the mascot and I did so at K-Days with Josh Park & Cooper Riehl. It was awesome because the kids were extra happy to see the bear mascot that day for whatever reason! They let me go to the top and wave - which did confuse a ton of people down below waiting forever for their cheap thrill ride. 

Does it get hot in there? HELL YES. 

97. The Good Side - Troye Sivan

The good side of YouTube was definitely Kelsey Bodnar’s YouTube page, which was a common pastime in our friends group this year. Kelsey, you haven’t posted for TEN MONTHS! GET ON IT! YOUR SUBSCRIBERS HAVE BEEN WAITING AGES! Kelsey graduated NAIT this year and has a cool job in marketing now - we actually sometimes connect in our careers thanks to Liquor Depot. 

Thanks to KBod, I know things about the club that my mother NEVER told me!

96. Look Back - Diplo & DRAM

Looking back on 2018, two songs seemed to get played at EVERY party or EVERY night out - Mr. Brightside by The Killers & Your Love by The Outfield. Two bangers, I don’t see anything wrong with this. 

I don’t want to USE YOUR LOVE, TONIIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!

95. Tints - Anderson .Paak ft. Kendrick Lamar

A lot of people will need tints over their eyes because MARIJUANA IS NOW LEGAL - crazy! A lot of you reading smoked it or ate a version of it WAY before this point, but here in Canada we made history this year. I went out with Pam Kirby from The Bear to get audio for the station on day one of legalization and the line downtown in Edmonton was three hours long! Even in St. Albert, the lines sucked. I see a lot of potential in this - more in the CBD side than anything else - and I hope it goes smoothly as the country moves to legalize edibles next year. 

Yes, I have smoked it since it was legalized with someone very helpful (because I honestly had zero clue how to do it) - you know who you are and thanks a ton, it was SO COLD that night! I would love to move away from smoking it though - legal brownies with CBD oil could be a great way in the future to combat anxiety! 

94. Severed - The Decemberists 

In August, my hairdresser almost completely severed all of my hair off - it was an honest mistake, she thought I wanted to go REALLY short and basically buzzed it all off. Drew, thinking he was hilarious, wanted to call me Flik from A Bug’s Life due to my new look. 

Unfortunately, Drew has no idea what A Bug’s Life is actually called, so instead he just said this for a month. 

“Oh look it’s Klak, how’s it going ANT LIFE!”

Taylor Thompson and Ronan had to immediately remind Drew that there was no such movie as Ant Life - he decided to combine Antz & A Bug’s Life for no reason. Idiot. 

93. Sunlight On Your Skin - Lil Peep ft. iLoveMakkonen

My birthday was full of sun - it was nice & low-key! Christi & I went to a place on the south side of Edmonton called Vaticano Cucina that made fantastic pizza, capped off by a night at OJs with a cool small group. Note for the future: I HATE muff dives - especially when you on purpose make the shotglass too big so I have no chance. 

Reggie gave me a few free shots - thanks man! He couldn’t have enough of Birthday Brennan! 

92. Human - Kimbra

A couple of weeks ago, a bunch of really good humans met up in a big reunion at The Moose Factory for a nice dinner. My Uncle Marcel gathered all of the Normandeau folk together for the first time in what seemed like ages - Alex + Polina got to listen to my awkward jokes & it was nice to see Ben again as well as Aleah! I caved Alex - I’m going with the PS4 as my console option. My dad & Lorelei were there as was my sister Kaitlin and her boyfriend Mike. It was one of the best buffets I’ve ever had! 

My dad also taught me about boxing day and frankly, there was a record set of elder adults going “WOW YOU’VE GROWN” - there has to be more icebreakers than just that one right? 

Speaking of a long time and family, EVE AND NICO WE HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING IN A WHILE! SAME UNCLE MIKE AND AUNTIE LINDA! Maybe something can be done about that! 

91. Venice Bitch - Lana del Ray 

Shout out to Lana - just because! LAAAANNNNAAA!!!!

It ain’t Venice - but we had some great times with both locations of The Canadian Brewhouse opening in St. Albert. I got to watch some football, saw a very notable Caps-Lightning game 7 showdown & a banger of an opening night when Adam Hutlet was super disappointed I didn’t hit the dance floor. Jordan, Flem, Beach and I came out after I almost bought my first car. 

The best Canadian Brewhouse moment though was when Colin, Drew and I met up with some of Colin’s Concordia friends in downtown Edmonton. I don’t remember much about it other than a good Denny’s run, a couple of high fives with members of the Bell Media sales team & “Oh what school did he go to, the University of DUHHH???”

90. Uproar - Lil Wayne ft. Swizz Beatz

I caused a huge uproar at one party at Christi’s house. A heated beer pong game went down to one cup vs one cup - Drew had the AUDACITY to walk right in front of Ronan and start saying dumb things to his face mid-game. 

Of course, Erik shot the ball and it went off of Drew’s back and into the cup. No redemption, game over. I wasn’t pleased. Uproar? More like Up Yours Drew.

89. Suspirium - Thom Yorke

I was taking deep breaths after eating some of the crap I tried during my food challenges on Instagram. I had some GROSS stuff. Let’s see some examples: 

That one in the middle is a KFC Waffle Triple Down - it’s so bad for you, when I ordered it the lady at the front till said “Are you serious?” “You don’t really want that do you?” 

That’s three chicken patties with two waffles nestled inside. It was disgusting. I also had a drink called Liquid Cocaine from Starbucks - four shots of espresso and four shots of white mocha. I pulled an all-nighter, then had a one hour sleep and was still energized for the next 12 hours after.  Not recommended for your heart. Thanks to Raphy, Ronan, Kelsey, Rachel, Amber and my mom for helping me with my Instagram experiment! 

This would be a good time to thank future nurses Amy, Lindsay and Andy for helping me when I’m in the ER from eating this shit. 

88. Feels Like Summer - Childish Gambino

There were a few great nights at Amy Mildenberger’s house - including a kickoff to summer which featured a few fun moments. Drew got pelted with marshmallows, including Dylan Brown pegging him with one in the face. That was great. Drew also threw a chair in the air. There was another Drew moment at a different night at her house when my favourite Snapchat of all-time was created - he was spinning with the bat during Beersby and right before the snap ends, Drew hits the ground hard. It was a tribute to the good ol’ days of Vine. 

Erik hit his own girlfriend Taylor in the face with a marshmallow. Instant doghouse. 

87. If You Really Love Nothing - Interpol

I usually really don’t love my draft performance for fantasy hockey. I haven’t won my family points pool since I was in grade seven (I’m not kidding) - but I love my 24-team OSHL pool, a deep auction hockey pool that is likely the most in-depth pool in Edmonton. It’s a great group of guys from Commissioner Cam to auctioneer Brian Waddell and his son Dave to my uncle Blaine. The entry fee is $300 - so you know we mean business. I’m currently in first as of the posting of this blog, but knowing my luck it can’t last long. 

Nikita Kucherov can be on my team anytime. Check out this photo of our league where my eyes are closed because I can’t handle sun. 

86. Cry Alone - Lil Peep

I wanted to cry after watching overtime live at Rogers Place between the Edmonton Oilers & Colorado Avalanche. Matt Mosewich took me to see it in a nice lower bowl viewing area, where I got to watch a team with an injured Nathan MacKinnon still win the game somehow. 

Maybe it’s not smart to put Ryan Strome and Drake Caggiula out there for three-on-three. Will the Oilers ever get it? Probably not until they hire me. Don’t get me started or you’ll sit there for a while. 

85. Nobody - Mitski

Nobody can stop Drew and I when we get going in the ESPN News Desk chat. We’ll fight on there about sports forever - we’ll keep beating that dead horse over and over again. Raphael chimes in with the golden quotes and Ronan laughs at Drew’s insults just to both annoy me and because he knows Drew’s making zero sense. Drew hates that I love Connor McDavid because I don’t say enough good things about Drake Caggiula. 

When you least expect it, Matt Lewandoski updates you on the Columbus Blue Jackets, the NHL’s only existing franchise to never make round two of the playoffs. He also will chime in on other topics - his most famous being THAT’S OB!!!

Ronan thinks Patrick Mahomes must really like ketchup. Raphy met Oscar Klefbom and Adam Larsson in person. 

84. Pristine - Snail Mail 

The ice in Morinville is quite pristine - I missed out when writing this point as the boys went out for a skate thanks to Aaron Fleming’s ability to get us on the rink. There was an amazing Monday when Dylan, Drew, Braydon, Flem and I went out and played for hours. Aaron kept bringing the heart & physicality while Dylan deked us all out of our jockstraps. On another more packed night, Matty Lew couldn’t hit a slapper to save his life & Aaron wallpapered his friend behind the net with a body check. His friend after that said on the bench. “I need to go get baked after this.” 

Braydon is incredibly hard to beat in the shootout. 

83. Roll (Burbank Funk) - The Internet

Mike, Mitch, Will, Aaron and I were on a serious roll when we played Rock Band one night until two in the morning - WILL COME ON MAN SING A SONG FOR US PLEASE! 

Mitch was definitely the most talented singer of us all - his new lyrics to songs were a revelation. I really hope we didn’t wake you up Andrea (or Mike’s family)! 

I need to improve my vocals - maybe I need to watch some real singing - I still have to make it out for one of your shows Kaylin! This is my reminder! 

82. Space Cowboy - Kacey Musgraves

I don’t think I’ll ever see a space cowboy in real life - but I also thought I’d never see Santa Christian either so who knows? After I added an option to a Facebook poll for Movie Club at 3 a.m. and forgot about it, the people voted it in: 

“Christian has to dress up as Santa and hand out candy canes” 

I didn’t think he’d do it but the man delivered, dressed as sexy Santa. He let people sit on his lap and handed out presents - Evan got Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Samantha got an avocado, Kelly almost got a Christmas smooch & I got a Crazy Frog CD that is going to be a fixture in my car for years to come. I couldn’t stop smiling! I hope Kelsey or Rachel kept the footage because I want to see some pictures! 

81. Fire - KIDS SEE GHOSTS 

The two LAN parties this year were straight fire - Christian hosted a solid one that I tried to enjoy the best I could despite fighting a really annoying illness - it was so bad that when I went back to work Monday, I passed out in the stairwell and Chelsea let me know I’d been out for a while. That sucked. 

Back to the LAN parties though, Mike Serra upped the ante and created a set-up that kind of looked like a telemarketing work floor. Computers lined the tables & Erik brought his comfy gaming chair. James’ laugh filled the room every couple of minutes. It was a solid late night of gaming, Modern Warfare & Fortnite, despite me bringing the team SO far down. 

Thanks again Mike, that was sick! 

80. Fallingwater - Maggie Rogers

Beers were falling like water during a banger for Alex Matias held at Jordan’s old house. I specifically remember us in the garage yelling Oh Ellin! by Gob and Beverly Hills by Weezer at the top of our lungs. I remember we asked Sarah Peacock a lot of random questions (she seemed THRILLED) and then Shannon came in clutch and drove us home.  

We had a few solid party nights there Jordan, it will be missed but thanks for hosting! Aaron also had a really savage line there - that was great. 

79. Just A Stranger- Kali Uchis (Feat. Steve Lacy) 

You’re never just a stranger at Original Joe’s - it seems like the entire staff now knows me as “The Kona Guy” - I’m going to be honest, I see a lot less Kona’s in my life in 2019 just because I feel like I’ve eaten too many pineapples at this point. 

Reggie is always down for music conversation and Christie is down to chill and tell you about Gilbert’s recent destruction of her house. We have so many solid times out at the bar and this one continues to be our go-to. It was our place every Monday at one point after a solid night of Balls Deep. 

Beercade is usually the bar where the most action happens. Drew says he hates it, but I beg to differ. The bar also brought me out for Kayla Ivicak’s birthday (thanks for finding a way to get my phone back!) and Isabelle Lumsden’s birthday too (Why did that drink taste so bad? That was a memorably bad drink). 

RIP Knoxville’s. The Ranch sucks. Brandon Davidson is thirsty. “KLAK get out of my way, I’m looking for units!” 

78. Come On To Me - Paul McCartney

I was saying COME ON a lot this year - Ronan & Raphy probably hear me say it the most - but also at the bowling alley BEFORE the drinks started flowing. I’m a super inconsistent bowler - I’m not Rachel accurate nor do I have KBod’s stride. 

There were a couple of nights where it didn’t matter anymore because everyone in the alley got too lost in the sauce. The most memorable (or not memorable, in a way) was during a solid Vegas-LA game 3 OT matchup where Erik Haula scored the game-winner - Dylan hosted Colin, Matt, Amy, Pam and I after for about 20 minutes and it spiraled quickly from there. 

Dylan & Pam, thanks for driving me to McDonald’s. I needed it that night. 

77. Lemon Glow - Beach House

Family floor hockey is still going strong - I’m a great player sometimes but when I’m in net I’m a real lemon. Desmond is a good goalie even though he doesn’t always enjoy it but I don’t miss taking the brunt of his slashes. Damien is always a pleasure to talk to but not easy to beat either. Marshall is a dad and brings the wise jokes to Boston Pizza post-game. Can you guys please explain to me what’s going on in Braeden’s Facebook profile photo? 

Aiden is actually a pretty solid goalie - you were WAY better than me man! Uncle Calvin & Darcy still have the best shots and Rob is still the best defender out there. Uncle Lorne and Auntie Patty continue coming in clutch for us, thanks for all of your hard work! 

76. Need A Little Time - Courtney Barnett

When March Madness comes around, I need more than a little time to not only formulate my perfect bracket, but also watch every NCAA tournament game to witness that bracket come crumbling down. Christian suffered the worst tournament loss of all-time when all four of his final four lost IN A ROW - he was in first before that! Duke screwed me over - thanks Grayson Allen you selfish shooter. Drew almost won, but lost in the final with Christian, Samantha and I watching his epic collapse. Nick Onyschuk & Amy ended up tying and split the pot - although Nick won the tiebreaker and his name will go on any future trophies. Great job Nick & Amy, Villanova was a smart choice! 

Drew still got his Premium Choice beer with his $20 at least. A member of the Bragg family has finished last for five of the last six tournaments - the only time it didn’t happen was because Matt Lewandoski had a stinker one year - he won the next go-around. 

75. Make Me Feel - Janelle Monae

I won the NFL pool! It was my first time winning since 2013 but I defeated Raphy thanks to Jamaal + Damien Williams, as well as Todd Gurley, Melvin Gordon & Davante Adams over the season. Raphy’s team was dynamite and he had an unfortunate injury to Philip Lindsay in the 4th quarter at the end. I wish it didn’t end that way, would have been heat. Ronan had a rough year and finished last thanks to Le’Veon Bell but at least he won his 12-team league. Reeve had a solid showing as a first year owner. Matt crapped the bed and his best player kicked a woman. The two words that sum up why I’m happy: 

Drew lost. 

The draft at Drew’s house though was awesome - our first ever in-person draft. Matt brought his Olympia while we all laughed (except for me) at his Kareem Hunt pick at 2nd overall. Raphy brought his spreadsheet of stats. Drew took LeSean McCoy really early and had a tough time with his first pick. The night ended as it should have - Drew getting punched by his cousin. 

Of course, my win doesn’t count because Drew says I’m the luckiest of all-time and all of my pickups off the waiver wire were easy, so oh well, maybe next year. 

74. 4th Dimension - KIDS SEE GHOSTS

We definitely had to think in 4D when Rachel, Christian, Larissa, Mike, Samantha and I went to an escape room for Sam’s birthday. After a solid lunch at Earl’s, we tested our knowledge and I was really impressed at everyone’s puzzle-solving skills. There was one point where I was absolutely useless and just staring at the books on the wall hoping that it looked like I was helping the team. Mike and I were laughing constantly because we were thinking “WTF IS GOING ON?” I honestly thought Larissa would just solve it for us. I ended up getting really lucky and finding a clue in an encyclopedia that helped us move along, so I wasn’t as useless as I thought. 

This was one of multiple trips I had this year in someone’s trunk. 

73. What’s The Use? - Mac Miller

The most shocking celebrity death of the year was easily Mac Miller - this was a tough one. You’re going to see a ton of him on the list, I wasn’t a fan of his earlier work but this album was his tour de force, showing a real maturity in his sound and a change in his style to something I really appreciated. One of Ronan and Matt’s favourite rappers and overall artists, this truly sucks. He was only 26 years old. 

Don’t do hard drugs.  

72. Now or Never Now - Metric

I never thought a day at the range would make the list, but it does now. Aaron, Ronan and I on what looked to be a boring day ended up having a blast at the Sandpiper just firing balls into the sun. We would tell each other that if we made a putt, the other had to make some plays at future parties, and if I’m being honest, I never really delivered on the one I promised I’d do. 

I mean, I don’t want to get live murdered Ronan so cut me some slack, that one is really hard to do! 

71. Psycho - Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla $ign

When Drew gets drunk, sometimes he goes full psycho and starts making pterodactyl noises. This means he’s had enough. 

Here are some Drew quotes all from the same night when he was straight gooned: 

1. “Best 3 football players of all-time were Lawrence Taylor, Tom Brady & O.J. Mayo”

2. “No it’s Sleeman bro” 

3. “This is a good song Klak” “plays Knock Knock for the third time in 15 minutes” 

4. Some stuff I can’t directly quote about Kim. 

5. Something grocery-related, also really can’t directly quote that one. 

70. Heat Wave - Snail Mail 

Places I want to go to in 2019: I’d love to go to Banff on a weekend hiking trip and finally get the Lake Louise teahouse hike & the Bow Glacier Falls hikes done, as well as some other cool sights. I want to finally go to the Dancing Sasquatch in the townsite too. If Waterton ever re-opens fully, we’ll be there. I’d love to take a week or so in Tofino and visit the Pacific Rim National Park, as well as Whistler to go on the bobsled track. If I start branching into the USA, Washington (not DC) is probably where I’m starting. 

Of course, Disneyland near the end of the year would be sublime. 

69. Toy - Young Fathers. 

Nice. 

Josh had the Hoe Squad over for a sick night one Saturday. We re-made Balls Deep on NHL 18 and then played as ourselves while chowing down on pizza until 3 a.m. It was a solid JNight. The boys let me be the GM during Franchise Mode for the St. Albert Beached Whales and I basically rebuilt the Vegas Golden Knights while other GMs fired me just terrible offers. 

Unsurprisingly, Mitch had the highest overall rating on the team and scored most of the goals, although we didn’t make Colin in the game and he would have been high as well. Every time Christian had the puck, Doc would say “the pass taken by Brown.” 

68. Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino - Arctic Monkeys

The Full House Lottery usually has tons of trips and prizes you can win - one prize was a bit unexpected though. A girl put her phone number in one of the signature books when I went with Mitch to go check out the homes - we texted for a few hours until she ended the conversation with “Well, gotta blast!” I always enjoy going through those homes with Mitch’s architecture eye. 

I think the Stollery usually has the best home, just based on practicality. The Full House Lottery homes always have a major gimmick attached in the house - one year it was a wooden slide that was beside the stairs and another year it was a full basement bar with multiple tables and a stage. When are you going to host concerts in your basement? Every night? Aren’t the neighbours going to complain? What’s next, a house in the shape of a shark? 

67. 1999 Wildfire - Brockhampton

I’m really glad that we got to hang out more with Samantha’s brother Mike this year - you’re an awesome nice guy and you always have a positive attitude! We could be in a wildfire and Mike would find a way to keep the situation chill. He was a beauty driving Christian and I to Mount Robson and it was great to have him in Revelstoke down by the river. 

I can’t wait to party with you in Banff man! 

Robson story: Mike had to go to the bathroom before we went to our campsite, so we pulled onto the side of the road at the start of a hiking trail where a bathroom was present. Samantha, who was in the car in front of us, thought we just decided to drive off the highway over a cliff and unfortunately had a dream about that the night before. Sorry for the panic attack! 

66. Ultimatum - Disclosure

I keep presenting everyone who wants Balls Deep to come back with an ultimatum - I’ll plan it if we get one more girl to play. Unfortunately, we haven’t been able to find that one girl we’d need to start play back up. We did get to play for the first half of the year and had some amazing moments. KBod and Amy even played some games for us and they were pretty solid. Dylan joined in and so did Colin, both scoring a ton of goals. Raphy’s van still brought the heat. Aaron was an energizer bunny out there and Jordan had the best shootout attempt in hockey history. We really missed Dana’s defense once we switched to 5v5 but Raphy put in quality minutes. We beat Fear the D but lost to the Ducks when Drew got deked out of his shorts. I shot a wild ball and broke a guy’s glasses sadly but he came back with a backup. 

Andrew likes lego. We never made a final. Poor Taylor was a victim of the dome’s revolving door. 

65. Humility - Gorillaz 

This song always plays in Christi’s car because it’s on Maria’s playlist. It plays literally every time. 

Speaking of other people’s cars, I want to thank all of you that have given me rides over the last few years. I really appreciate it, it’s allowed me to be a part of many opportunities when I didn’t have transportation. Thanks for dealing with my BS, especially if I’m a few minutes late once you arrive!

64.  Without Me - Halsey

I don’t think I could go without the Riverbank Bistro pasta ever again. I’m very glad it’s back in the city. I also don’t think I could go without Cafe Amore, the best Italian restaurant in Edmonton and my future go-to for dates I want to make sure go swimmingly. 

I’m very grateful for all of the solid dinners I get to do with my dad, sister & Mike - sometimes it’s brunch too! It’s always nice to catch up while chowing down on the best caesar salad I can think of and the perfect chicken parmigiana. 

Padmanadi is SO good as well! I went there with Brenna too for a scrumptious ginger beef bowl and would endorse that place anytime. 

63. Small Worlds - Mac Miller

When Matt Mosewich and I learned we were both on HFBoards back at NAIT, it was like meeting a new cousin you didn’t know you had from Dubai or something. We’ve been talking hockey ever since practically every day, and we also created a giant three-hour podcast about the 2018 NHL Draft that you can find here.

We would have done more, but Matt got a job with CTV Regina and had to move. I guess we won’t get to hear more about how Ryan Merkley reminds Matt of a psychopath but I have a feeling we’ll do this again at a later date.

62. Black Balloons - Denzel Curry

The sky went black quickly one night as we stayed up SUPER late for a party at Christian’s house to celebrate Ronan’s birthday. Drew, this was the night when you made Lauren really, really impressed with your language. I ended up staying up long enough to pull an all-nighter, which wasn’t smart at all because I had a remote with Scott McCord at Lowe’s the next morning, followed by watching the Super Bowl. 

My team, the Patriots, lost. I should have got more sleep. Tom Brady should have caught that ball. 

61. Moon River - Frank Ocean

I was over the moon when I got to be on air at TSN 1260 for the first time ever in January - Connor Halley stepped in to host Sports Night and gave me a lot of chances to talk. I was in love the minute I turned on the mic. This was an opportunity that I never really believed would come for a long time, and I’m incredibly lucky that it has come this early in my career. 

I was pretty useless on the board at that point, so thank you Connor (and Matt Iwanyk, who is always answering my questions) for getting me through early on. 

60. Bet Ain’t Worth The Hand - Leon Bridges

Aaron Fleming has a basement that can hold about thirty people - bet he’s going to try to cram in way more for his New Year’s Eve party coming up, although his upstairs opens sometimes too. We didn’t have a games night this year, but there was a memorable party he hosted that featured a couple of amazing lines from Matty Lew - I can’t repeat one of them, but I’ll repeat a good quote: 

“The Lions would be better off with Selena Gomez at quarterback over Matt Stafford.” 

Any time I can get on Aaron’s pool table is a good time. 

59. Numb - Meg Myers

The tragedy of Humboldt left a lot of us numb and was absolutely devastating for the community of St. Albert. I personally never met the other St. Albert boys, Logan Hunter or Jaxon Joseph but heard they were solid guys. I did meet Stephen Wack, who was one of the nicest people in the city. Stephen would help his brother, who is blind, get into VJM every day before getting himself into school. Stephen also loved making videos, something we can share a passion for. Words can’t describe how devastating this was and still is for the families and I can only give the deepest of sympathies to everyone involved. 

Head coach Nathan Oystrick has Humboldt at a 21-13-2-1 record as of this writing, which is absolutely incredible. Darcy would be proud. #HumboldtStrong

58. Mariners Apartment Complex - Lana del Ray

My grandparents as of when I’m writing this are preparing an amazing Christmas Eve dinner as they do every year - my grandma makes the best holiday food and then Kaitlin and I laugh because even if we’re full, my grandma still says EAT! EAT! KEEP GOING! It’s not complex, you just keep filling your plate until you go into a food coma. 

We also had a funny dinner at the Atlantic Kitchen when my grandpa said “Brennan, if it has tits or tires, you’re going to have problems.” - in front of my mom, sister and grandma. Ballsy statement grandpa! Haha. We also continued our tradition of eating at Tony Roma’s on the NHL Draft weekend. 

I wouldn’t be anywhere without my grandparents, who are awesome role models and also taught my sister and I how to game it on Super Nintendo from an early age. Thanks grandma & grandpa for everything, sorry I ate all of the perogies and sorry grandma, I haven’t bought winter tires yet. 

My Uncle Greg & Kim are also awesome! My uncle Greg helped me with looking around for cars and teaching me what to look for. Thanks so much for the gifts, lunch is on me next time! 

57. Pray For Me - Kendrick Lamar & The Weeknd

When a weekend in August had two parties scheduled back-to-back, my liver was asking my brain to pray for it. Rachel hosted a party for her birthday at her place that was so much fun - drunk Jenga, a fantastic long game of Sociables (maybe the best of the year) and Rachel’s dog Tucker being a good boy. I thought it was really funny that siblings Samantha + Mike learned a lot about each other during that one! I also laughed when Dayn tried to re-create Michael Scott’s “Catch you on the flippedy flip” during pong. Thanks for the awesome night Rachel! 

The next night, I was off to Josh’s house for a shindig for Nat’s birthday. I skinned my elbow trying to recover a loose ball from beer pong. Aaron was so hammered that he tried to sleep under the bridge on the way home outside. 

Everyone still tries to interpret the Hoe Squad table - good luck with that. 

56. Batshit - Sofi Tukker

Usually any party at Samantha’s house is batshit crazy - she always has one in May for her birthday and also hosted one for Halloween this year. It was nice catching up with Dayn & Brooklynn, plus James almost won costume of the year dressing up as James Cariou. The winner went to Brian Anda & Nick Cusack for dressing up as grapes - CUUUUSSSSSS!!! Nick’s On It. 

Mike Serra and I lost horribly at pong to Brett + Lana - Mike we need to work on our game for next time! Drew also thought Jordan’s girlfriend was Hayley Hoffman - that’s a ways off dude. Larissa usually gets her best buddy Drew at parties beside her like this one later in the night - Larissa is it more entertaining or annoying when Drew finds his way over to you? It’s entertaining for us, even though he’s probably shit talking my hair style.

Aaron fell down Samantha’s stairs. 

55. Over and Over and Over - Jack White

Drew’s house usually leads to Drew having a few brews over and over and over. We had some great nights there including Amy’s birthday as well as watching the UFC shenanigans between Conor McGregor and Khabib. Carter watched his bracket burst into flames & monster cup dominated the first half of the year. Rachel usually had to take care of Drew by the end of the night. One night, a ton of the boys like Eamon + Josh came over for some late night NHL on XBOX. 

Drew paid for pizza one night, with his credit card. That was very nice. 

I also love talking to Drew’s dad Bob about the Oilers and also get his POV on why Drew needs to lose fantasy so that his ego doesn’t get too large. 

54. Boys - Lizzo

When the NAIT boys get together, it’s usually a riot. One night at Matt’s place, with Matt, Kyle, Connor and I, went until 5:30 a.m. We started playing Cards Against Humanity and for some reason couldn’t stop. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Ghosts was too good to not howl at. We also played lots of Scattergories, which I missed witnessing Tom put in an MVP performance. 

I educated Matt & Kyle for some reason on amusement park deaths, a very lively topic. We also watched a lot of karma/justice videos where secret cameras film someone trying to steal a bike and then the bike is attached to a chain as they try to ride it away. It’s great. 

Kyle, your movie choice is stupid - Matt. 

53. The Rover - Interpol

It was really nice to meet Jamie Cole this year and we had some great parties at her place - she’s cool, fun to party with & down to earth (plus likes hiking, which is a rarity among my other friends apparently). 

One party was really cool because I learned that Raphy can play guitar - and not just that, but can play Coldplay on guitar. Line up accordingly ladies, this is your man. 

Raphy and I one night also stupidly roved home walking - a good hour from our places in Erin Ridge. Oops. We also debated who are the best NBA centres of all-time and watched the gold medal final between Russia & Germany. Thanks Jamie for hosting us! 

52. Lift Yourself 2 - Charles Goose

I got a major lift when I got to produce Lowetide’s weekly show for a week in June when Tyler Yaremchuk went on vacation. It was neat to be part of something big at the station and work with the nicest guy in radio at the same time. 

I got to recap the Washington Capitals winning the Stanley Cup (would have never imagined that ever happening) and contact some really cool reporters and insiders. 

Of course, when I first phoned Pierre LeBrun, I didn’t say I was calling from Edmonton - rookie mistake but oh well. He was confused for a second. 

51. Supercut (EL Remix) - Lorde, Run the Jewels

 A super day was when a group of us went to Lake Wabamun for a day of throwing around the NERF ball and hitting the beach. Mike, Andrea, Anna, Keirra, Larissa, Jordan, Aaron and I all kicked it on the beach and the boys played an impromptu game of soccer with some random cut dudes as well. Even though I usually go WAY off base, Anna is someone I really click with and enjoy a good chat with - including here. Thanks Anna! 

We ended off a fantastic day with ice cream in town and later that night, some more boys joined in for Avengers: Infinity War at the new Landmark Cinemas in St. Albert. We even had a group Canadian Brewhouse boys supper as well! 

Of course, I was an idiot and my sunscreen wore off. I got a massive burn on my chest and it was so bad, I couldn’t go to work the next day. When I came back, Ian & Chelsea made their morning show topic “Is a sunburn a viable reason to miss work?” Hilarious, you guys must have been headlining at the comedy club that night! 

The best response came from CTV’s Jordan Hertner who said “Absolutely is a good reason” which got my hopes up before saying “I mean, you’d have to be a HUGE idiot though to get burned that bad.” Thanks. 

50. Nica Libres at Dusk - Ben Howard

Shout out to Ben - this beauty drove my bike home in the back of his truck once. BEN! 

When dusk hits downtown Edmonton, it’s time for hockey. The Hlinka Gretzky Cup in August was awesome to watch live. Matt Mosewich and I went to the Canada vs USA game when Dylan Cozens tied it up with one second on the clock and the place went bananas - technically it shouldn’t have counted but whatever - before Josh Williams sealed the victory. We also went to the gold medal game, where Canada won, and I also got to be around NHL scouts during the daytime for other games. Keep in mind the names Alexis Lafreniere, Alexander Holtz and Lucas Raymond - these three will be top draft picks not in 2019, but in the future. 

I stood beside Kevin Cheveldayoff (Winnipeg Jets GM) and watched a game as well with a TSN jacket, which was very surreal. I felt like I finally was where I belonged. 

49. This is America - Childish Gambino

Easily the best music video in years, one that will be talked about for years as a masterpiece.

When James, Kelly, Evan and I have a games night, it’s straight up old style America. Every man for himself, Smash Bros royale and Jackbox TV to the death. We are ruthless, and we use shields and dodging. 

We didn’t really get to do it down the stretch due to us being busy, which sucked, but I’m sure we’ll do it again soon.  We haven’t had one yet where none of you guys have to drive me home! Remember when you had to do rock, paper, scissors to decide that? That’s over! 

48. The Dark Sentencer - Coheed and Cambria

Shout out to Nash, who loves this band more than anyone else I know. 

When it’s dark, it’s time for Sports Night with Dean Millard, a show I got to guest produce for two weeks in December. What a ride! It was much more complicated than anything I’ve done before - I booked some big name guests (the WHL commissioner, former Oiler Steve Staios and good NHL writers) and got to comment on the Oilers Post-Game Show. Getting to analyze the Oilers and getting paid for it is one of the best jobs I could ask for. It was also great to talk to someone passionate about sports like Dean  is - he really loves what he does and has the knowledge necessary to be fairly critical about the team. A true professional. 

I also got to talk to TSN’s Craig Button a few times, he’s one of the nicest guys. I love his work on NHL prospects, he’s a smart hockey mind. 

47. I Like That - Janelle Monae

One of the craziest nights I liked was when I had two parties back-to-back. I started at Chelsea’s loft for an “adult party” (Chris and I kept calling it that even though we are also, in fact, adults) with a lot of the Virgin Radio crew past and present. I shotgunned off her balcony with Chris, Hannah and Amy and got to see Nate + Brayden again. I met Ian’s BF Brad, who is super nice, and also basically chugged a full cup of Sambuca. Never again. 

After that, I was off to James’ house. Raphy yelled a lot of funny things (haha that was so risky) and Hutlet unbuttoned everyone’s shirt. James had a big wang on his head. 

The next morning, Cooper met me in the worst way possible, Christyne wasn’t pumped about it and Jen was laughing at my stupidity. Just a stupendous summer night. 

46. New Light - John Mayer

I remember going to Taylor Thompson’s house last year and admittedly it was awkward - I had rarely talked to Taylor so it felt kind of weird to just be a guest in her house. That changed this year. We had a lot of great hangs, pool games, movie nights, fires and opportunities to party. Adrienne’s birthday was held there, with Braydon as chief bartender on staff. There’s always beer in her fridge. Her bathroom upstairs is nice too.

Taylor is such a chill person, it’s really easy to talk to someone like that. She’s quite often the voice of reason, the person that we need especially when Drew is being irrational. Thanks for being awesome Taylor, not bad for a Dolphins fan. That Colin guy isn’t a bad fella either. 

The other Taylor showed here many times that she can ball in pong - I think I’d take her over Erik as a partner. 

45. Butterflies - Kacey Musgraves

I had butterflies when I went with Matt to the Edmonton Oilers season ticket holder autograph session. I got to meet Jesse Puljujarvi, who signed my jersey and is NOT a bust yet Drew. I also got to meet Oscar Klefbom, who also signed my jersey. I told him his goal against the Sharks in game five in 2017 was super sick. Klefbom was a super down-to-earth guy and laughed when I said it was a rocket. I guess he CAN hit the net Drew. Klefbom also had a conversation with basically everyone in line that waited for his autograph, which was quite classy. Not all players do that. 

I also got Anton Slepyshev’s autograph on a puck (yikes) and waved to Kris Russell when I was supposed to go up to him and get his autograph. (Double yikes) This time, it was me who blocked that shot. 

44. Talia - King Princess

Shout out to Natalia - mainly because he name is the only way I can use the title of the song! Hope things are swell! 

I got to see Chris’ band twice this year - Alleviate is on the up-and-up and actually just got to open for One Bad Son, who played at our Halloween Howler in 2017. Their style is more along the classic rock variety, mixing a bit of a 90s sound in there. I’m a fan, go check them out on Spotify. They released a new EP this year called Glass Habits. Chris plays bass and slaps the shit out of it. 

I saw them with Kelsey Shapka, Mariah, Keeton, Jen and Christyne in St. Albert (thanks for driving me home Kelsey!) and saw them with Amber and her friend Danny once again at Shakers Roadhouse in Edmonton. 

43. Buttons - Mac Miller

I had buttons on my shirt when it was pub golf night - honestly this was probably the most fun I had all year long. Our squad of Drew, Landon, Levi, Rocky + Anthony, Kris, Eddie, Brady, Dante and Nolan took our scorecards and went nuts. OJs, BPs, Central, Crown were all easy hole-in-ones. Montana’s was when the trouble started. The man mug is massive - I got it down in 2, but it sucked because it was Molson Canadian. After this, the night got crazy. 

Levi + Rocky fought a tree because I ran into it with my arm and cut myself. Thera met up with us at O’Maille’s and we added a JagrBomb to the mix. By the time we met up at Celtic for Dylan’s birthday, everybody was trashed. We all ended up at The Blind Pig in one of those nights where you have no idea how you got there or how any of your friends did either. 

A large thanks to Sarah Dagenais, who drove Drew and I home when we had no idea what was happening anymore. The Borrellis won the day with straight 1s. 

42. Wide Awake - Parquet Courts

Sometimes when I’m wide awake at three a.m., my go-to text is Scott Hayward. For whatever reason, our clocks are usually synced. Even if he had to get up early and head to Urban Outfitters, I’d be up early heading to the Virgin studio. Scott and I have really good talks about life and the hardships and puzzles surrounding it. Whenever I’m directionless at West Edmonton Mall, it’s always nice to head on over and chat him up. He continues to be one of the most skilled photographers I know. 

His whip also makes one of the most annoying sounds when unlocking it. 

41. Better Now - Post Malone

One of two jams that played in Mike Serra’s car on the way to Robson at least five times. There was a bit of confusion over where the June camping trip would be at for me, but everything got better once I ended up back at Mount Robson in the most beautiful campsite in the country. Here are some moments: 

Drew got live murdered by Dylan Brown at center field while also putting up the worst football performance in human history. Respect Women. The Smirnoff Ice in the hot dog, followed by Ronan getting double Iced. Saucer King (I was surprisingly good at that). I CAN SEE YOUR TITS! Teagate. “I just wish he apologized” Pour one out for the homies. The first five minutes when my prediction came true (remember that Ronan?). YA KELS! The boys talking in Josh’s tent. Books (lol Brian, the other one). Prison. 

40. Everyday - Logic, Marshmello

This is the second jam that played in Mike Serra’s car on the way to Robson at least five times. 

I loved showing some people the waterfalls around the area and getting to check one out up close (even though Larissa did not approve haha). It was cool seeing how excited Dehn was to see nature. I also loved the feeling of peace when I was at the spot on the river at night with Matt, James and Erik shooting the shit, that was pretty cool. The Hot Springs and BPs turned out to be cherries on top of the sundae. BEN MADE A CUTE CAMEO! 

Thanks for planning it Rachel, that trip couldn’t have been more enjoyable. It was better than the last one even. 

39. If You Know You Know - Pusha T

Sometimes you just get a feeling you need to do something. You just know. My dog passed away in March and I knew I needed to do something to honour my best friend. Thanks to Emy Noemie, I got a tattoo replica of his paw on my lower left leg. She did a great job - I’m proud to carry him with me for the rest of my life. 

The tattoo also didn’t hurt as much as I thought it might - maybe a 5.5/10 on the pain scale. 

38. Crashing Into You - Vance Joy

The two Rogers Place concerts I attended this year were both with Raphy - Vance Joy & Foo Fighters. Both were fantastic. 

Vance Joy told us a story about his teeth glowing in the dark once. He also is a superb live performer. Scott Helman opened for him, covering Bobcaygeon from the late Gord Downie. Amber and I texted each other really bad Scott Helman puns, but they were really funny of the dad variety. 

Foo Fighters was awesome because Dave Grohl is an absolute boss. At one point he yelled “Is that one section sitting down? Get the F*** UP!” - everybody stood up. That was our section - absolute clowns apparently. We wanted to stand because we aren’t concert rookies. Why do people ever leave before the encore? Anyways, thanks for the great birthday gift Raphy, that was well worth it. 

37. In My View - Young Fathers

In my view, I have the cutest five-year-old little sister on the planet. Lilly is so energetic and loves to share what she’s up to. Her excitement when opening up Christmas gifts could light up the sky. She loves making crafts and she’s getting smarter every day. She’s incredibly kind to me and that’s all a big brother can ask for. 

Go Lilly Go! BOO! 

36. OKRA - Tyler, The Creator

Jordan is an easy choice of mine to drive somewhere far with. He’ll get you there the fastest and put on really good tunes or Spittin’ Chiclets on the way. He also manages to find the most random funny material to send your way that always puts a smile on my face (like Drake, or Drake Caggiula, or I keep laughing at that stupid Jim Carrey quote). Jordan also has a good understanding of why the Oilers continue to disappoint. 

Whenever you have a story, I know it’s going to have a funny or straight F’d ending. You’re going to love your Christmas present. I miss the pink stripe car. YOU’RE F****** BRAVE! 

35. Sundress - ASAP Rocky

Despite some patches of rain, Aaron and I got a lot of sun on our trip to Calgary & Canmore in July. We got to stay in Aaron’s sister’s apartment, which had a nice window view and Netflix so that we could watch Big Mouth. On our first day, we did a couple of premium hikes. We checked out Troll Falls, a hidden gem in Kananaskis, and then Alvina recommended to us Grotto Canyon, a rocky path that led to a cool waterfall and a really slippery rock patch. I slipped and fell. 

After that, we tackled the hardest hike in my life I ever will do. Ha Ling Peak was walking (and for me, running) up a steep mountain cliff for an hour plus constantly. It’s never NOT uphill, it’s just switchback after switchback. Someone actually died there in August when they tried to climb it during the smoky season and fell off. 

I was the second most fit guy on the hill - I was dying but passing everyone except Aaron. Aaron was RIPPING through this hike, never needing a break. Ladies, line up accordingly. 

We got up to the top and it was WINDY - like, windy as in I felt like I could have been carried if I stood up for too long. A helpful guy, just one, was able to take our picture. It was rewarding, but I don’t think my body could handle that again. At least the downhill was really easy - we flew down basically. It was super neat to see the town of Canmore from way up high. #WeUpHigh

I also ate a big lunch right before it. Sick move bro. 

That’s me going OH SHIT!

34. I Dreamt We Spoke Again - Death Cab for Cutie

Later that night, Aaron and I visited Andrea Durocher’s cabin in Canmore and caught up. Andrea was doing her practicum there, leading hiking tours & repping the Shoppers Drug Mart life. Boy that place is nice. Thanks for the frozen pizza Andrea and also for the life lesson that if someone holds up a sign at me in their car, I should maybe get to know them. Hope you & Isabelle are having a Merry Durocher Christmas! 

Aaron and I also visited the Calgary Zoo and most notably got to see the pandas and the penguins. One penguin literally waved to us, which is super cute (you can see it on my Instagram). The pandas were cool, but the exhibit itself was a gongshow and way too crowded. 

Oh mountains, I dreamt we spoke again. The next hiking trip can’t come soon enough. 

33. High Horse - Kacey Musgraves

I started 2018 on my high horse - immediately driving off to Banff for a riot of a winter trip that we’re repeating to start 2019. Raphy, Christian and I pulled out the bangers in the car and Drew and I met some friendly Australians early on and didn’t capitalize whatsoever. Here are some moments from Banff: 

EVERYBODY SHUT THE F*** UP!, Canada winning the gold medal thanks to Conor Timmins and Tyler Steenbergen, Flem sick as a dog not standing up for it, Flem’s series of unfortunate events, Dancing Sasquatch (I’ll go next time I swear), Raphy’s Wild Night, BLEEDING ASS, Two noise complaints, Jeans Mean Business, MATTY ICE SUCKS, Intelligence, Skiing is more dangerous after 2 p.m., Christian’s streaking, Christian calling it Monsters Inc 2, the amazing KD, Drew wins the bet, Colin sets off the fire alarm, “There he is just being a hero” Matty Lew’s love of The Simpsons. 

32. My Blood - Twenty One Pilots

Banff was so beautiful in the winter - my blood might have been cold but it the ice was so crisp. Skating on Lake Louise was simply serene - getting to play hockey on that surface was icing on the cake. Aaron, Raphy, Pam and I also went up in the gondola. Everything in those moments was bliss. 

Lauren Kyle was there, but I wasn’t convinced. Raphy knew, but he was too nice to say. I had a great roommate in Hank to talk to me at night as well as provide the jokes when I woke up. 

Thanks Aaron for planning a wonderful rendezvous. 

31. 1998 Truman - Brockhampton

Revelstoke sometimes felt like it was straight out of 1998 - maybe even earlier. It’s a quaint little town, rustic, and despite the smoky skies, it was still a great place to visit in August. Here are some moments: 

Christian’s struggle with VROOM SKRRT, Running around on the beach at 3 a.m., mosquitoes, the Brewery, breathing oxygen in the forest, Matty Lew and I’s terrible white rap battles, the waterfall in the campsite, Hoot River, Wapta Falls, Me dragging Matt + Jordan out to Takkakaw Falls, Natural Bridge. 

Pretty, pretty good. 

30. Dressed to Suppress - Metric

The best part of Revelstoke didn’t seem like much at the start - it’s suppressed for sure by the trees. The Mountain Coaster is a wild animal of a ride - I thought it might be a bit dinky but once the first drop hits, it’s insane. You feel like you’re going to fly off the entire time and it goes as fast as Space Mountain does in Disneyland. I was yelling the entire time in fear, love and just because it felt right. Mike Serra was going so fast, he flew beyond the barrier and stopped only at the last minute. Kelly’s picture was stoic like it was routine for him to go down. 

I’d do it again in a heartbeat. 

29. Night Time - Superorganism

One of the things I love doing at night now is blasting music while I drive my Honda Fit - that’s right, I HAVE A CAR! IT FINALLY HAPPENED! Much thanks to my dad for making it happen, I’m so grateful to finally have transportation! It’s the right car for me too - I love whipping around in it and you can park anywhere. This was my No.1 goal to fulfill in 2018 and it got done. 

Uber, I’m sorry but I have to break up with you. It just isn’t going to work anymore. I’ll call you when I’m drunk? 

28. Hunnybee - Unknown Mortal Orchestra

A lot of us form the beehive at Bell Media - whether it’s street team or producers or on-air hosts, we’re working hard to deliver entertainment and also trying to have the most fun possible as we do it. I’ll start with the street team, who deal with stuff breaking, miscommunication, weird people interactions and overall BS that seems to be new on a shift-by-shift basis. The street team has had amazing people both past and present that I’d love to acknowledge. 

Shane has been with me since the beginning, and now gets to produce The Basketball Show on TSN 1260. We really need to have a beer man and discuss those Steelers. Meggan and I still catch up - I can tell you miss it a little. Nikita is now my boss again and also has a great giggle - let’s make sure headless Bear mascot is at every event now (JK). Tesla, my old boss, is managing JVCEDEnt and is always super chill - keep nailing those DJ interviews and hit me up to hang! I love the texts knowing you’re listening Teagan! Good luck in St. Paul Sarah, Ukrainian perogies are OBVIOUSLY better and I have to visit Two Hills one day to match the stories to a picture lol. Thanks for your patience on that first shift Coop, also thanks for also loving Sometime Around Midnight and I’m sorry that girl thought Gold Digger was an Outkast song. Boris, the Flames are good (congrats) and take it easy on the guy who trained you now that you have charge! 

Levi, we survived Fringe and you survived my random jokes that were super inappropriate, thanks for being chill. Tora, I’m sorry you got punched, Pantera doesn’t suck I was kidding. Stacey thanks for your positive energy! Declan, thanks for also being an NFL fanatic on our team and being super easy to talk to - I’m always hungry now for BBQ chicken though, weird flex but okay. Josh, you’re nailing the Oil Kings gig, you’ve got a bright future ahead! Garrett, the Seahawks made the playoffs, congrats! Evan & Glenn, your costumes at the Howler were fire (Josh you too), the skinsuit tiger was a ladykiller. 

Wyatt, the Ducks can suck it but thanks for listening to me rant about hockey, would love to party with you in 2019. Nash, we’ve been through the ringer man, cheers to another year of good stories and remember, there’s a song written about you. 

Tony, it was great seeing you the other day, you’re an absolute gem with Oilers TV, keep up the good work and good questions, you were born for that role man. Brenden, I’ve heard you on-air on Oilers Now, you’re a fantastic fit. You’re fill-in host spots sounded clean and professional, you and Bob will make a good team going forward! Isabelle, I think the sky’s the limit for your potential and I definitely miss your laugh, your sense of humour aligns with mine quite well. Janessa, keep preaching the good word about our Patriots and I hope we cross paths at future events, always a pleasure to work with you! Kelsey, Hannah raved about your work, I’m still down to go bowling lol. Matt, love seeing your tweets from Canadian Brewhouse, see you there for a pint sometime! Carlos, I hope you’re keeping the tacos and the tunes flowing! 

27. In My Mind - Dynoro, Gigi D’Agostino

Next, it’s the hosts and promo team and other staff around the building. Lots of you have a smiling face and are always friendly or willing to lend a hand. 

Our hard-working promo team is great to chat with, both past members and present. Scott is down to discuss Leafs, The Office and will give you the scoop on who is actually a dick. Liz was a joy to work with as a teamer and super easy to get along with (and getting married soon!). Terry is the heart of the building and easily the friendliest guy around. Zac’s likely had an emotional roller coaster having to watch the 2018 Steelers and Big Ben’s countless interceptions. Jen is the most likely person to tell you things straight and honest - which is refreshing (You’re not annoying anymore, she told me). Christyne is super nice but seems to have some of the most unfortunate life problems, hope 2019 is nicer to you at your new job! Bug free! Hope your new job is also treating you well Jordanna! 

As for the hosts and producers, Jason is a real human being and great to have an honest conversation with about anything. Hannah hates bees and still hates that I order Skip but she’s always bubbly and fun to work with! Lieutenant Eric and Dusty can always be counted on to finger gun me on their way in the hallway with the odd middle finger thrown in - Eric and I had some solid Brewhouse times as well. Connor’s Chargers actually look pretty good this year and is always sociable with me when our shows interchange. Matthew Iwanyk taught me everything I need to know despite my constant cheering for the Browns to pass the Ravens in the standings. Matt is also easily the most knowledgeable in the building about anything, thanks for answering my hundreds of texts. He walked out of The Dark Knight though. JMo + Tyler both love the “Clear the track, here comes Klak” line although Tyler adds an F bomb to it. Thanks for all the kind words and wisdom Dave, and Tyler thanks for driving me home a few times and the texts to make my shitty on-air quotes feel a bit better. Hernan, you better have brought tequila home from your trip man, that looked like a wicked time! Krush, thanks for being the most positive man on Earth! 

Thanks for making my SMR shifts easier CK, Brayden and Shannon - it’s always easier to be in a major market studio for the first time when you deal with people as friendly as you guys. Mariah, I hope no one crosses that line in studio ;) and also I look forward to getting our NAIT gang back together more often. Amy, we only really had the one remote at West 49 but I feel we easily related to each other in the first few minutes. Gillian is a true pro and treats everyone kindly with respect. 

Toby was the first person to offer his sympathies about my dog passing away - that meant a lot, thanks for being a wicked dude. Warren is the definition of chill and I love his opinions on things past and present at our station. Pam’s stories are the bomb and Yukon’s jokes coming into the Virgin studio were always welcome. It’s always great seeing McCord, RyMy and the boys cracking jokes and being sick beauties. 

Zoe, you’re positive spirit and energy will be missed. Thanks for the wonderful opportunity you gave me with CTV and for the good chats in the building since I arrived! 

To everyone else in the building, past and present, thanks for your help and support, I can’t wait to make further memories. 

Shout out as well to Bernard - he’s not in the building, but he’s a guy I talk to lots about the industry and his station over in Saskatchewan. There’s always some WEIRD stuff going on over there! 

Another shout out to you NAIT folk - Josh Ryan, Lorenz, Jesse who I always see around at every concert, Denaya who is ENGAGED, Stacie who worked on a BIG movie, Tyson, Craig, both Sams, Emilee, Austin, Kathy, Brittney, Tom - you guys are all doing good stuff! 

26. American Guilt - Unknown Mortal Orchestra

I still feel a bit guilty if I kind of cut a corner doing a street team shift because I watched the master street teamer for years put so much care into his job. Darren is the masterclass of what it means to be a street teamer - I’ve never had a better boss. One of the truly nicest human beings you’ll ever meet - and he can drum like the mother f’n jones. His band A Gentleman’s Pact is on Spotify. Our final send-off to the Hearse in the rain with Chris will never be forgotten. Gone, but not forgotten. 

25. Jumpsuit - Twenty One Pilots

Whenever I hear about Disneyland, I want to jump around, and I went on a MAJOR phase this year where all I did was watch Disneyland videos on YouTube. I know all of the little useless facts about it, from what chemical they use to clean the water to why there’s a railroad track leading into a cave by Big Thunder Mountain. 

Thanks for sharing my Disney passion Brooke, you actually understand the magic as to why this place holds a special place in people’s hearts. 

I’m excited for Star Wars. Those rides are going to be sick. 

24. 6 Summers - Anderson .Paak

Six summers ago, I’d have never imagined being on air at TSN 1260, but thanks to Matthew Iwanyk, I got that opportunity to produce a show on the station called Saturday Sports Extra, with host Allan Mitchell. I couldn’t ask for a better host to work with - Lowetide was my favourite media member in Edmonton before I got hired, I always read his blogs and loved his approach to covering and analyzing the team. 

Small world, but Lowetide actually visited Richard S. Fowler during Career Day when I was in grade 7. His daughter Chelsea went to school with me. I didn’t get into the cooking seminar, so I rushed to find a room with a job that wouldn’t bore me. I stumbled into the radio room and listened to a lecture from Allan. I would have never imagined working with him years later. What a great guy, he’s such a dad in the best way possible AND his Eagles finally won a Super Bowl! 

Much thanks to Matt Iwanyk, Dave Jamieson, Rob Vavrek, Lowetide and Paul Almeida for their wonderful work and patience with me and for the opportunity. You can listen to me on Saturdays, usually from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. and my past shows can be found here. 

23. Where Angels Fear to Tread - Disclosure

When I first entered the Virgin studio to be a social media producer, I was really unsure how it’d work. I basically got zero preparation because it was an experiment, and I had no clue how Ian & Chelsea and I would interact. 

Turns out it would work really well because Ian & Chelsea are two fantastic individuals that made me feel as comfortable as possible. Sometimes our industry is funny - people try to get ahead and act weird, or sometimes there’s an overall aura of fake with some. Not with these two. They had real problems, real emotions and weren’t afraid to show it or talk about it. They actually understood me and gave me a real chance. 

Ian & Chelsea helped me feel like an important part of Bell Media for the first time in my career. From big laughs to hilarious Thousand Dollar Minutes to just listening to what was going on in my life, I couldn’t have enjoyed my time in the Virgin studio more. Baby Brennan appreciated you guys a lot and misses you! 

22. All the Stars - Kendrick Lamar, SZA

It was too cloudy for the stars and meteors to come out this year, but Alex Matias continues to be quite simply, a bro. Our 1on1 talks are amusing and never fail to be interesting. You’re one of the people who I can always trust on a perspective - you just get it man. 

Damn. 

21. Talking Straight - Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever

I mention Drew a lot in this article because I talk to the guy every day. We bicker back and forth, argue about everything and give each other shit. 

At the same time, it’s well appreciated. Drew tells it as it is, he talks straight. He’ll call you out on your bullshit, and I truly appreciate that. You always need a guy to do that. Our Skype sessions are both zany and lead us to find we’re on the same page on many different topics. 

Is he wrong often? Sure. So am I. That’s the beauty of it. When all is said and done, Drew and I are best buds and trying our best to not be bodies.

There’s no one better to get IN ONE with. 

20. Hunger - Florence + The Machine 

If I’m ever hungry and needing to go on a McDonalds run, I can trust Kelly to go with me. He’s always down to hang. Kelly is now working for Paladin Security and the army is in his sights. His LA Kings might be sucking ass, but the Oilers bandnaught always has room for more! Kelly, did you see that new Kevin Spacey video on YouTube? Isn’t that insane? WTF? 

Meanwhile, James is working as a parks guy/pesticide applicator for the city of St. Albert. He is the first guy who got me into Fortnite during the summer and the guy’s been lifting hard - you look great man! Nobody has a better laugh than James Cariou. He also went back to RockRidge with Hutlet, Brady, Iona & Ally to name a few.  

Hopefully we can all hang more in the new year - did someone say New Smash? 

19. Til It’s Over - Anderson .Paak

My sister Kaitlin is working successfully at an insurance company until it’s over - she’s following in the footsteps of her mom, dad and brother and becoming a NAIT Ook in graphic design. Welcome to OokNation Kaitlin and thanks for all of the food gift cards! 

Mike’s favourite pokemon are Greninja and Gengar - I get Gengar but why Greninja? I don’t get that one, you’ll have to explain it. 

Best of wishes to the two of you in 2019! 

18. When We Drive - Death Cab for Cutie

I still love when Mitch and I go for a drive - Mitch is working his way up the architectural ladder and even went to Northern Alberta to work on a project. I have no doubt that Mitch is going to be extremely successful in that field as he gains experience. 

Mitch’s band Valyria is still a great listen, but he also has two other things he wants to get out there. His Instagram account really shows off his talent on the drums and his new band project Sunscapes also released new music in the progressive metalcore genre - you can give that a listen here, it’s really good. Mitch is doing a lot of the design work for the band’s overall look and feel - it’s all looking pretty dead-on so far. 

I liked the last few OJs runs but I hope we can hang more in 2019 - I definitely owe you a rip-around in the Fit (even though I feel cooler when I’m lower in your car.) 

17. Yikes - Kanye West

Speaking of drives, I did give you a Kanye West song Braydon. Enjoy. 

Huge shout out to Braydon for being a consistent designated driver - you know how many people’s nights you’ve been the unsung hero for? Jesus Christ. Thanks for being the true MVP on countless occasions. 

Braydon, Amy, Rachel, Matias - boy we hang with a lot of great future teachers. 

16. Caterpillar - Royce Da 5′9 ft. Eminem & King Green

Christian has blossomed into a mature butterfly ready to see the world - this is an example of something Drew would say sarcastically about Christian to make fun of him. 

In all seriousness, Christian remains one of my good friends and a guy you can talk to about anything - he’s our Dark Knight. Movie Club is still going strong and has been a great way to keep seeing people in our group - even if I didn’t attend a lot this year, it’s well appreciated. Christian is always willing to help you through your latest problem - no matter how dumb it is, and I’ve had a lot of dumb problems. With the new dog Boomer running around being a happy pup, I always enjoy a trip to Christian’s basement. 

He’s dating one of my better friends as well - For a long, long time, Rachel and Samantha have been there to lend an ear and I’m extremely lucky to have met them in Pennycook’s class eons ago. I couldn’t have picked two better girls and friends to grow up with. 

15. Fall - Eminem

Here you go Shaye - you at least know who Eminem is right? Don’t fall on your faith man - keep applying for jobs and keep going for the dream, someone is going to see that enthusiasm and hire you. 

You could always play Facebook basketball with me in the meantime, Or just talk hockey with me, even though you thought Jeff Petry sucked. Wrong. 

You should have put your $$ on Todd Gurley this year, you would have won it all. At least you can finally say you’ve had more than just water. Welcome to the wiserhood Shaye, things are going to work out soon. 

14. Like Gold - Vance Joy

I’m really excited to see what the future holds for Miss Dugan. She’ll be a wonderful teacher - she has the patience, kindness and perfect personality to ace it. I always really look forward to our hangouts because I know I’ll come home smiling. Shannon can make me laugh without even saying anything - her face is full of emotion. It’s unique. 

You seem to always find ways to surprise me Dugs. 

13. Programs - Mac Miller

Brian Anda is with the program - the guy has his head on straight and is heading for a prosperous future. I never have any doubts about the success of the big 4 and Brian might end up as the most successful of us all. A good friend and hard worker, the CanANDA arm is running smoothly. 

Hope your shoulder doesn’t hurt anymore. Let’s swim in a lake this summer, maybe something cold? Bring your ID. 

12. You Worry Me - Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats

Of course this is your song Brenna - couldn’t be anything else, except one thing: You DON’T worry me. Brenna is the proud new owner of a store in St. Albert called Glazing Pot Studio & Gifts, which is across the street from Richard S. Fowler. You can paint your own pottery, which frankly sounds like an amazing date night idea. Not only is this up Brenna’s alley, but she’s also definitely the right person for the challenge. 

Brenna and I are always honest with each other and say exactly what’s on our minds - our late night chats are very enlightening. Brenna is easily the most creative friend I have and wish her the best of success for her newest business endeavor! 

11. 1950 - King Princess

It’s very possible that Mike and I have been friends since 1950 - there’s pictures of us as kids together that are turning black and white. Mike continues to be possibly the most well-rounded person I know - is there anything the guy can’t do? I guess he can’t throw a knife at a tree. 

Andrea, his girlfriend, really enjoyed her role as a leader of the Economics English Conversation Club at the U of A. I’ve always viewed Andrea as a role model and a leader, so no surprise she’s very involved already in a multitude of things. Andrea also works as a youth support worker at Transitions, which suits her well too. She’s exactly the girl I’d trust with my kids because she’s patient but strong too. 

Power couple? I’d say so. Enjoy Hawaii guys. 

10. Saturday Sun - Vance Joy

When the sun rises, it means it’s breakfast time with Evan. It’s a tradition we’ve kept up for years, and why not? Evan and I have the perfect balance of talking and listening with each other - it’s sublime. There’s never a time with Evan I don’t enjoy. Evan and I both had weird years with lots of events in between to turn the tides. I think both you and I could use a more steady 2019 - although, I think we’d both admit it’s one hell of a ride. 

Cheers to Evan - a thoughtful listener and a true confidant. I foresee more good than bittersweet this time around. 

9. Let’s Go (The Royal We) - Run the Jewels

CTV Regina is getting super crowded with NAIT friends - Matt Mosewich, Kyle Matz & Katherine Hill all work there now. Moss’ twitter account is also taking flight - you can follow him for everything Oilers prospect related at @EDMFutureWatch on Twitter. All three seem successful and that makes sense since all 3 were quality individuals back at school and after. 

Remember, if you ever want to join CTV Edmonton, I’ll be holding the fort over here in the building for the time being. That goes for you too Connor. 

Matt, as they say in this song, if you end back up in Edmonton, we should find ways to work together again. LET’S GO! 

8. Silvery Sometimes (Ghosts) - The Smashing Pumpkins

Seems like there’s a lot of ghosts of Bell Media past - yet Chris and I have lived through it all. Chris got promoted to commercial producer at Bell, so now he’s the guy mixing all of that shit you have to hear in between breaks. We spent a LOT of time talking at reception this year - there were people in our building that were legit wondering if I even had a job there. Hell, sometimes I’d get called in to work EXTRA just because our conversation was running long. 

Why wouldn’t I want to talk to Chris though? He’s a stand-up guy, absolutely hilarious and gives a fresh and honest take on different problems of mine every time. We need to get drunk together more often. 

NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! 

7. Ladders - Mac Miller

If I had to pick someone to play a game of giant snakes and ladders with, it’d be Amber. Probably because no matter how the game went, Amber would find a way to laugh about it. Amber’s laugh is contagious - if she’s giggling, chances are I’ll start too. She’s easily one of the most pleasant people to be around - I’m really glad we kept our Christmas shopping tradition alive! Amber may one day be the spiritual mayor of Portland and has a bright future ahead - hopefully in computer science! I’d also argue that Amber probably tolerates my humor the best, no matter what path the joke travels on. 

2019, starting with Portland, sounds like it’s going to be very YEET. “Insert horse GIF” 

6. Ghost Town - Kanye West ft. PARTYNEXTDOOR

It was a big year for Christi Czyz - she embarked on a two-year German journey for the next step in her schooling. After applying for multiple internships and programs, someone finally made a good decision and accepted this really intelligent girl. She’s kind of becoming Carmen Sandiego - I know she’s somewhere in Europe usually, but can’t always pinpoint where. 

She survived a sign falling onto her, nailing her in the head. She also survives my REALLY bad jokes that I toss her way every once in a while (more like every chat we have lol). I’m proud to say that Christi and I have a strong friendship and I have no doubt that she’ll be at the top of her field wherever in the world she is. 

I’m also going to sneak this in here - because Christi knows this point in a previous top 100 was once directed at her - that I will use this time to apologize to everyone I’ve wronged this year. Especially you, you know who you are and why I’m adding this in here. 

5. Dark Saturday - Metric

If there was someone I’m positive I talked to EVERY day this year, it may be Aaron Fleming. Hell, we’ll message each other constantly even if we have nothing. It’ll just be a chorus of whatever emoticon is in the chat combined with one word answers. 

There were countless times in the Virgin studio where I was crying laughing because of really bad shit in the chat where I’d turn to Chelsea and be like “I’m sorry, I can’t tell you!” 

Aaron and I did a lot of things in-person too though. We went rock climbing, we skated, we shopped at a garage sale, we drove down to Canmore. Flem and I don’t always agree, but we usually have a ballin’ time wherever we go. Aaron is back with the city of St. Albert in 2019, so we’ll have plenty of time to cruise around blasting All-Star by Smash Mouth. 

Vij’s? OH NO I HAVE ANTS! The FB discussion on the best way to quit your job was also fantastic. There’s a 100% chance Aaron and I do another assortment of good shit again in 2019. Think you’ll enjoy this year a little better. #ForTheBoys

4. Lost in Japan - Shawn Mendes

According to Ronan, I’m more lost in Vietnam than Japan, but my response to that is COME ON. This is the sixth year I’ve done this top songs list, so it’s six years old. My favourite season to look at is summer. It’s definitely a seasonal thing. I still love small dogs, probably too much. She’s not Robin, so shut up. Just another item to cross off the list. 

I usually just fill this section up with inside jokes and call it a day, but it’s time I actually acknowledge my two best friends for what they do for me. 

Ronan listens to all of my bullshit complaints daily without complaining, and he brightens my day quite easily. One shit-eating grin and I’m crying laughing. He’s wrapping up his business courses at NAIT soon and I’m very proud of the guy. In a year full of turmoil, we still managed to have fun and handled it extremely well. 

Raphy is a teacher in grade one at Bertha Kennedy, a school he probably picked because it shared my initials and he couldn’t leave my side of course. He’s incredibly humble but it’s so impressive for him to be at this point in his career at such a young age. Only the most quality of people start off like that, but that’s exactly what Raphy is. An absolute quality individual. 

I have no idea where I’d be without either of these two. They are my rocks. I’d probably be Steven Glansberg sitting at lunch eating by myself. We’ve come a long way boys - I was right, we had an emergency meeting in 2018. I predict another in 2019.

3. Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi

Shout out to Isabelle, found this song because of her. 

I’d like to thank my wonderful mom & dad for everything they’ve done for me. I couldn’t ask for better role models. I love you. 

Merry Christmas Mom, JD & Lilly! 

Merry Christmas Dad, Lorelei, Caitlyn & Kylie! 

2. Bubblin’ - Anderson .Paak

Let’s make 2019 a good one guys. Let’s get things bubblin’!

1. Northern Lights - Death Cab for Cutie

This year’s list is dedicated to my dog Kosmo, who passed away in March. My best friend, I miss him greatly. This one’s for you pup. Lick, lick. 

[tckenbythesky]

tag drop, part 6

[fullofvoices]

NEW TAG DROP - JUNIOR REILLY

[mrsspidermanmaryjanewatsonparker]

Recent conversations have inspired me to make a big ass list of Marvel creators stances on the marriage.

 This isn’t definitive as it’s me going off memory.

 Bear in mind some of this is inferred from other stuff they’ve said and is more a representation of whether these people there is anything wrong with Spider-Man being married in general not necessarily their thoughts on the marriage as it actually played out.

 This isn’t a list of every Marvel creator ever, just the ones who to my recollection have expressed an opinion about whether being married was appropriate for Spider-Man in general.

 Half and Halfs

Steve Ditko: Co-creator of Spider-Man. According to Marv Wolfman in an interview published (but possibly not conducted) in 2004, when he spoke to Ditko decades ago Ditko felt it was a mistake for Spider-Man to have ever aged beyond high school. However bear in mind this comes from typed up notes of a one-to-one interview (presumably done face to face, but we do not know) and it is giving us someone’s recollections of what someone said decades ago about a character that that person had ceased working on at least 10-15 years beforehand. Hardly the benchmark of reliability.

 Gerry Conway: Author of the Death of Gwen Stacy who’s run also turned Harry Osborn into a villain, a frequently adapted plot point in other media. Has said it was a mistake because Spider-Man should never have aged beyond age 21. However he has had four runs in which Spider-Man has been 22 or above. Three of those have featured a married Spider-Man, the latest of which very deliberately so. Has also admitted that part of his apprehension regarding the marriage when he was writer was that he was dealing with his divorce at the time.

 Ron Frenz: Acclaimed artist and part of one of the most well received Spider-Man runs and Spider-Man spin-offs ever. Has stated that when he was doing Spider-Man in the 1980s he felt that if Peter was ever to marry he’d have to give up being Spider-Man. However has also done a whole run featuring a married Spider-Man as a supporting character where he shared a poignant quote about why the relationship is very interesting.

 Howard Mackie: Despite his early work being more positively received, is regarded as one of the worst Spider-man writers ever. Stated in the early 2000s that the marriage was too difficult to write. However in the 2010s stated that he saw the arguments from both sides.

 Roger Stern: Author of one of the most acclaimed Spider-Man runs ever. Stern has said Spider-Man is about youth which you would imagine means that he feels Spider-Man cannot work whilst married. However Stern has actually said that he feels Peter Parker could possibly get married, his problem was that it was with Mary Jane specifically (and that’s neither here nor there).

 David Michelinie: Author of a run with a mixed reception. Some people like it whilst others hate it. The run however included the introduction of popular villains Venom and Carnage as well as introduced the marriage itself via editorial mandate. He didn’t like the idea of writing a married Spider-Man when he got the job as ASM writer because the Spider-Man he knew had been a student. Bearing in mind that at the time Spider-Man hadn’t been a student for three or four years and had graduated from his college education and was undergoing studies for a Master degree before dropping out. Michelinie however has alternatively stated his apprehension was due to a lack of experience with romantic relationships and that in taking the assignment he endeavoured to write it as well as possible. In a 2007 publication he stated that he felt there was nothing wrong with Spider-Man being married because Spider-Man was about responsibility.

 Brian Michael Bendis: Acclaimed author of Ultimate Spider-Man which depicted a moderinization of teenage Spider-Man’s adventures, creator of one of the most popular Spider-Man spin-off characters Miles Morales. Well known for writing a teenage Spider-Man and stated that Spider-Man is supposed to be a kid instead of an old divorced guy. However he wrote Peter and MJ in his teen drama Spider-Man series as a pseudo married couple and even used such terminology more than once in-story in reference to their relationship. Has expressed a fondness for the Peter and MJ relationship.

 Danny Fingeroth: Author of a handful of Spider-Man stories with at best mixed receptions, at worst panned receptions. Instituted the infamous robot parents subplot with no clear direction in mind. Clashed with David Michelinie and led to his departure from the series.  Hasn’t ever come out and said it was a mistake for Spider-Man to be married or that Spider-Man shouldn’t ever be married but has stated that around the time of the Clone Saga there was the thought that being married made him too unrelatable. However other accounts have indicated that that was not the original genesis of the Clone Saga and that the original long term plan (which he was in on) was to eventually have Spider-Man become a father as well as husband (with the single Ben Reilly becoming a spin-off character).

 Mat Fraction: Acclaimed author. Wrote an Eisner nominated Spider-Man story specifically celebrating the marriage but also stated he was not certain if marriage was right for Spider-Man.

 Todd Dezago: Acclaimed author who cut his teeth on Spider-Man. Has never stated anything about the marriage one way or the other but learned to write comics during that era in the Spider-Man office.

 John Romita Junior: Acclaimed artist. Allegedly felt the marriage was wrong but I do not recall seeing or hearing him ever explicitly state this.

 John Romita Senior: Acclaimed artist, regarded as pseudo co-creator of Spider-Man because so much of his run helped to define Spider-Man. Co-creator of Kingpin, Rhino, Shocker and Mary Jane. Inker of the Death of Gwen Stacy. His depiction of Spider-Man became the in house style for Spider-Man and all of Marvel for several years. I forget, but I seem to recall he expressed mixed feelings about it as opposed to a clear cut opinion one way or another.

  Those against the marriage

Mark Waid: Eisner award winning writer. Has written one acclaimed Spider-Man story which is praised because it plays well upon classic tropes. Essentially his big claim to fame is writing a good paint by numbers Spider-man tale. His other Spider-Man works have included writing Spider-Man and Daredevil’s relationship in correctly by portraying Daredevil as disliking Spider-Man despite this egregiously contradicting older stories, and a story where Spider-Man was a mentally ill person with some form of split personality but when regular Peter Parker would routinely bully J. Jonah Jameson.

Dan Jurgens: Wrote 7 good issues of Spider-Man starring Ben Reilly as the titular character. Feels that Spider-Man is about suffering and that marriage is thus in appropriate.

Marv Wolfman: Wrote a good run of Spider-Man despite some characterization problems. Feels Spider-Man being in a relationship with someone too attractive like Mary Jane is wrong and that marriage is wrong because Spider-Man is about having the rug pulled out from under him and that being a high schooler was the true state of the character. Bear in mind he is also famous for agining Dick Grayson from Robin the Boy Wonder who was created to be Batman’s child sidekick into the distinctly adult Nightwing who at one point almost got married. He actually did this with multiple other teen character sidekicks who were part of a team called the TEEN Titans. It got to the point where the series name was changed to just Titans. So...seems a tad hypocritical no?

Kurt Busieck: Wrote a well received run on a series set in the Ditko run. Has never written a Spdier-Man story set in the modern day where Spider-Man is the main character with said story getting particularly good reviews. Began reading in the Gerry Conway/Ross Andru run

Steve Wacker: Has no formal writing experience whatsoever. Was editor of an era of Spider-Man where the title character deliberately withheld knowledge of his identity from one of his loyal friends and confidants whom he knew had romantic feelings for him all for the purposes of having mask sex with her in hotel rooms that they’d illegally broken into together. Did I mention this person was also an active criminal whom Spider-Man routinely let go? Also oversaw a story he personally expressed pride in that involved child cannibalism. And another storyline in which there was a strong implication of rape by deception.

Dan Slott: Wrote a story where Spider-Man acted as a paparazzi despite the character being fully aware of the dangers of invading someone’s privacy, since the previous year his identity was public knowledge. Most acclaimed Spider-Man work is Superior Spider-Man which is literally not about Peter Parker but another character. In the course of this story major plot points involved the lead character trying to rape an innocent woman, possibly succeeding in sexually violating Peter Parker himself, probably sexually violating a different innocent woman and playing the Green Goblin’s identity as a mystery before revealing it to be Norman Osborn all along, thus rendering it an entirely pointless mystery. Maintained the status quo of his acclaimed Superior storyline through objectively large plot contrivances such as the Avengers scanning his brain without bringing along anyone who could read the results.

Jim Shooter: EIC of one of Marvel’s most critically acclaimed and financially lucrative periods

Erik Larsen: An artist who wrote one vaguely well received Spider-Man issue. All his other Spider-Man writing work has been panned or rarely mentioned.

Terry Kavanagh: Regarded as one of, if not the, worst Spider-Man writer of all time, responsible for the critically panned FACADE storyline.

Joe Quesada: Wrote literally the two most critically panned Spider-Man stories of all time which character assassinated Peter Parker and Mary Jane.

John Byrne: Drew and wrote Spider-Man Chapter One, a critically panned rebooting of Spider-Man’s history from the acclaimed and iconic Ditko run. Wrote one critically panned (by those who remember) issue of Web of Spider-Man. Wrote 2 issues of the critically panned Gathering of Five/Final Chapter storyline. Has said that the acclaimed Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies were poor adaptations. Was responsible for the sickening scene wherein an underage teenage girl kissed the then-recently widowed and very much adult Peter Parker. Seems to think that by making Superman someone who doesn’t see himself as an alien at all, has never lost his parents and doesn’t pretend to be a mild mannered or bumbling fool as Clark Kent but rather an upright and confidant person didn’t change the character of Superman. Did I mention he regularly ships underage teenage girls with adult male characters?

Jordan D. White: Has only ever edited a few Deadpool projects which have involved Spider-Man.

Jason Aaron: Has written one well reviewed mini-seires involving Spider-Man and Wolverine, which is more of a Wolverine storyline

Bob Harras: Edited just one Spider-Man story. Was the extremely controversial editor of X-Men who’s actions were part of the reason well received X-Men writer Louise Simonson left the X-Men franchise, something her husband Walt Simonson has not forgiven him for to this day. Gave the editorial mandate to bring Aunt May back to life and undo the milestone and acclaimed Amazing Spider-Man #400. Also gave the editorial mandate to kill off the highly popular character of Mary Jane in order to end the marriage. The move was critically panned and even disagreed upon by Howard Mackie and John Byrne who wrote and drew the issue in question. The story took the series in a direction that greatly lowered sales and led to even more critical panning, indeed it was regarded as one of the worst eras of Spider-Man ever. EIC of DC and overseer of the critically panned and sales decreasing New 52 era which led to the DC Rebirth era as an antidote.

Bill Jemas: Co-plotted Ultimate Spider-Man #1-7. Is one of the most heavily criticized Marvel EIC’s ever. Sole writer of Marville one of the most panned Marvel stories of at least the 2000s.

Christopher Priest: Edited a strong era of Spider-Man and has written a few decent-great one shot Spider-Man stories including the acclaimed Spider-Man vs. Wolverine storyline. However he has also stated that the reason that Spider-Man shouldn’t be married is because it ruins the wish fulfilment factor of young boys who don’t want to be tied down. This is patently not true given the raw number of male Spider-Man fans who began reading during the marriage and the higher sales compared to the post-marriage stories. It also obviously doesn’t take into account female fans or fans identifying by something other than strictly male or female.

  Those in favour of the marriage

John Semper Junior: Showrunner of the 1994 Spider-Man cartoon which was at it’s time acclaimed and has gone on to influence other media adaptations.

Greg Weisman: Acclaimed writer who’s work includes Gargoyles, Star Wars: Rebels, Young Justice and the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon, regarded as THE best adaptation of Spider-Man ever.

Tom DeFalco: Former Spider-Man editor during the acclaimed Roger Stern run. Former EIC of Marvel. Wrote one of the most popular and well received runs of the character in the 1980s. Went on to have 2 more runs in the 1990s and co-created possibly the most popular Spider-Man spin-off character ever in Spider-Girl who is the female marvel character with the longest unbroken run to date. Helped institute elements which have remained part of Spider-Man lore to this day including the iconic black costume. Author of at the time the most definitive Spider-man information book. Began reading Spider-Man in the early 1960s with Amazing Fantasy #15 itself.

Peter David: Acclaimed writer, who’s acclaimed comic work has included runs on X-Factor, one of the most popular Spider-Man spin-off characters (Spider-Man 2099) and a well recived run on Spectacular Spider-Man. He also penned one of the most acclaimed Spdier-Man stories of all time, the Death of Jean DeWolff.

Jim Salicrup: Editor of arguably the most financially successful period of Spider-Man ever, including Spider-Man #1 which sold in the millions.

J.M. DeMatteis: Has had 3 runs on Spider-Man, 2 of which were well received. These included the well received Spectacular Spider-Man #250, the acclaimed Harry Osborn Saga, the best Vulture story of all time and the acclaimed Amazing Spider-Man #400. He has also written the acclaimed Spider-Man: the Lost Years and Spider-Man Redepmtion as well as Kraven’s Last Hunt, regarded as one of the best Spdier-Man stories of all time, possibly the greatest. Many of his works are regarded as the height of literary fiction about Spider-Man.

J. Michael Straczynski: Critically acclaimed Emmy award winning writer, creator of Babylon 5, wrote the sometimes controversial sometimes acclaimed Amazing Spider-Man run, which included the relatively well received characters of Morlun and Ezekiel, the well received 9/11 issue of Spider-Man, the acclaimed direction of having Aunt May know Peter’s secret identity.

Tom Beland: Wrote the well received I (Heart) Marvel: Web of Romance

Todd Nauck: Well received artist of Spider-Man: the Clone Saga, Mr and Mrs Spider-Man.

Roberto Aguirre Sacasa: Acclaimed playright and writer of the well received Spider-Man stories, the Book of Peter, The Last Temptation of Eddie Brock and Sensational Spider-Man #32-34 which were character studies of Mary Jane, Aunt May and Black Cat.

Ryan Stegman: Acclaimed artist of Superior Spider-Man and Spider-Man Renew: Your Vows.

Stan Lee: Co-creator of Spider-Man who worked on the first 100 issues of the character. Also co-created other iconic comic book characters. His advocating of the marriage led to it happening.