#(I never said this)

[angelfruittree]

I Love actors man (like sometimes I truly can’t) but I love falling in love with one and watching everything they do and being in awe of their creativity and bravery and not bravery like oh this is such a risqué part but like trying stuff and failing or succeeding and having fun and just I get high off their joy you know whatever it looks like… anyway ankskzkdjdhz

[imlitterallyjustblogging]

if you're not going to let me put my bangles on ur dick whats even the point

[finallyhappy000]

it’s kind of insane how much they know about me while also knowing absolutely nothing about me. they managed to put together the pieces and figure out that i was sneaking into my friend’s room at night to suck him off and they hated him so much because he was the only one who loved me, they got the letter from the staff at the residential center about how i fucked that girl with hair the color of straw, they smell the stench of cigarettes and sex all over my body but they can’t even name what my favorite color is.

funny how that works.

[ae-neon]

Kiss, Marry, Kill.

Your options are the Bat Boys. Go!

?????!!!!!!

Going off pure canon and setting my Nesta bias aside...

Kiss Fuck- Cassian. Many nsfw thoughts about men whimpering and biddies and pulling his hair

Marry - Azriel. Generally quiet but pleasant. I think I'd be really happy.

Kill - Rhysand. I despise smug men irl I'm so sorry. We'd immediately clash.

[deathbyfiction]

Just search the Japanese yoshiden tag on twitter and you'll see a lot of tentacles

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[pbnmj]

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

[butchdarling]

You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn't want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That's what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.

[kraniumet]

beginning of s6 is also so unreal like wilson and house are living in different universes. house is newlywed just bought an apartment together disgustingly happy after all this time it's finally us. wilson is like. it's rotten work but I'll do it. but only until I don't have to anymore & and can move out. I feel a bit sick actually.

[cymk8]

her hair so CRISPY

(commission!)

[throathole]

why do you hate children

I want everyone to understand that someone is asking me this because I said "not all media needs to be focused on the lives of high schoolers"

[ispyspookymansion]

BOO!

oh sorry….come in…..hello…welcome to my halloween party ^_^ feel free to take a piece of candy and a goodie bag before you go okay? have a fun (and nostalgic) halloween season!!

[isawken]

was recently having talks about saving up for a several-week vacation with my partner and he said something that i seriously cannot stop thinking about and i need to Ask The Audience

this is not cumulative, you must have spent over 14 calendar days outside of your hometown in one stretch to be able to hit Yes

i’ve never asked for this before but if you could rb for reach that’d be cool, this is a straight up potential worldview-shattering revelation right here and i need data if im gonna shatter my dang worldview

[an-internet-introvert]

When burning pasta is so traumatic you have to rewrite history in your head