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[dumbbunny0505]

@bsdecember Day 16 : Favorite Ability

[dogdaysarejustbeginning]

Fucking batman left a whole bat shaped knife lodged in my window. Now I've gotta pay for expenses. Fml.

[steamingstewchunks]

I feel like Bumblebee would get babu Sari a little bee onesie

So they could match

Oh yes he does, he so so does it, makes sure the others can see how she makes the little grabby hands for it.

It's a competition to see which one of their colors/themes she likes the best when they all go out together so she has "interact with the outside world" time.

Each and every time, they hit up a clothing store, never to get anything for themselves no, they can just make any outfit they want with their holoforms, it's all for SARI, and DOMINANCE within their group.

Who is the favorite? whos colors does she love the most? Who gets her the best stuff?

It's as one does when a baby chooses something uniquely you, I know me and my family flaunt the superiority when the baby chooses one of us over the other (lesser) choice, ((the not me choice)), so within the store, Bumblebee is the most obvious. I mean, he's already got the yellow, she already loves yellow, so automatically he's got majority points! She just needs the stripes!

Queue a very young looking boy(teen? Man? Eh, the cashier doesn't care) slamming his hands down on the counter talking about "every bumblebee or bee related piece of clothing you got", staring at them like they don't get paid fifteen dollars an hour.

Meanwhile prowls trying looking at the golden bracelets, and maybe that tacky little onesie that says "mamas gurl" in gold letters on the back, but it's main color is... Pink. Pink and gold. Even in his holoform he doesn't think he can pull that off without looking like Patricia. She rocked the pink and gold jewelry like it made her queen of the world. He put the onesie back, no way was she going to have Sari resemble Patricia of all people. Maybe they can get matching bows, Sari likes to mess with the one on her collar when walking around.

She picks out a little black bow and ties it to one of her pigtails. Prowl will take it off when they need to pay for it. It matches with the glasses they share.

Bulkhead is just as obvious as Bee, but less so with the competition part. He goes, surprisingly enough, with what she already has in her closet. Hes trying to make complete outfits, he likes to match his own with Saris, little green shoes with a yellow dress and green jacket? He's wearing a yellow undershirt and shorts, a green letterman Jacket, and a pair of sneakers cuz they are comfy and basic and versatile. No, Bee, he won't wear Crocs, fundamentally, they're not as versatile as he needs sports mode be damned

Ratchet is really good at it, necessities like bibs and socks, they have his colors. I haven't really noticed but on non gendered stuff for babies, red and white are actually very common colors. So long as the red is an accent and not a main color. (And not Elmo.) He doesn't brag about how much she really really loves the doctor toy set he got her a few weeks ago, he does grin smugly at Optimus when his thing is set aside for a few moments to play doctor with grandpa Ratchet though.

The prime, well, Optimus doesn't know how to go about it. The one thing they've got in the whole "favorite" category would have to be the red little truck that she loves to carry around everywhere. He made it, actually. The kid in their favorite store, Miko, was making something at the counter one day, needles thread, little beads and stuffing, the whole shebang.

He would have asked about it if Sari wasn't cranky-- nap time was something nobody tried to put off when it came to it So instead, he set her down with Ratchet a block or two away, asked if he could watch her while he.... Investigated something.

"sure kid, I'm not doing much here anyways, might take the stasis nap with her."

Holoform active, Optimus speeds back to the shop, worried that maybe she wasn't there or he missed it or-

"What are you doing back here? Need something else, Ori?" It takes him an embarrassingly long time (and a bit of money(little sweets are going to be in the candy jar for MONTHS)) for him to muster up the courage to ask about it.

He comes back to a snoozing Ratchet and Sleepy Sari, just sitting near them as he fiddles with the soft, hopefully well made plush in his hands. It wasn't good, not by a long shot, his holoforms digits had plenty of holes in them from how much he'd accidentally poked himself, luckily covered by bright neon and patterned bandages. Hesitantly, he placed the plushie next to Sari, just nervous and worried, in a way, that she just wouldn't like it.

Nothing can compare to how relieved he felt when her little eyes opened, tiny slivers of red and white seeing what he made, and latching on immediately, holding onto it the same way she would hold him while being carried.

Each and every time he saw her with the toy truck, which lasted way, wayy longer than most others, his spark sang with joy.

The fact that it looked like his alt-mode was simply a plus, to her loving something he made so soso much, and he kept on learning to sew. For when it might finally tear, or break.

[a-personiftranslator]

another thing i have realized from the body keeps the score is that kuft-alum and talubraki are the only btiwspirits i have designs for who for sure for sure have ptsd (the verdict’s out on varholt her case is uh. complicated). and also that in general ptsd is probably less prevalent in personifs than i thought though i’ll have to consult more groupside stuff on that

[pixlokita]

Gregory with overalls!!!!!!

It’s the 80’s everyone gets overalls 🥺✨

[gaysonlyocean]

evelin diseccted one frog in high school and suddenly mains medic -silly

😭

evie bestie ily but im crying

[stellarsage]

Hi, I’m Sage, and this is an info post!

I’m a Ukrainian designer and artist, most of the time live in Poland tho. I’m mostly do my own art or my friends OC’s, however right now there is only Eurovision/Käärijä fan art. That may and probably will change. Also I will definitely talk about my personal project soon so stay tuned cuz I’m pretty sure that I’ll add the links to this post.

I made a little picture with main personal information (it’s under all the text) , however you can also ask me something like “hey do you know *the thing name*?? Can we talk about it??” And I would probably know that, I know kinda a lot of stuff actually.

I don’t actually mind randomly chatting with strangers, and it doesn’t matter about what. You can even use me as a support account for venting, and I swear I would try to listen and help. Also I don’t mind playing/watching something together or just hanging out on discord audio chat.

Also I don’t actually care about people’s age, but as an adult I prefer at least 16+ internet friends. I would definitely highlight any triggers and nsfw content if I would ever decide to post it.

Yet I won’t tolerate if you would do something agains my boundaries and I don’t really want to contact with people that fits my DNI criteria.

My boundaries 

> please don’t use any fem terms or she/her pronouns to me, that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable 

> don’t make any sexual comments, no matter was they addressed to my work or to me personally 

> don’t send me weird stuff like gore or nsfw without warning please 

> also don’t call me pet names or something if we are not close, I feel weird about it 

Also DNI criteria’s

> Basic DNI criteria: homo-, trans-, ace-, xenophobes, ableists, racists etc.

> Zoophiles or pedo/MAP supporters.

> Russians and Russia supporters, or think that Crimea belongs to Russia. I don’t think I have to explain this.

> Also I don’t really want to talk to you if you are an extreme hater of any of my fandoms. Like yeah, I can laugh a bit on jokes but if you genuinely wish people or a content creator bad stuff … no thank you.

Some links that might be useful:

> link to Picrew from info picture 

> my PronouncePage

> my Spotify main playlist so you can understand my music taste better

> my Twitter account

> my Discord username - .gayvampire

Also you can just DM me here

That’s all, thank you for reading all of this 💜

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[isabela-merceds]

i love london

[shittygaypornmagazine]

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[tshifty]

oh my god...

so the first screenshot is trying to look this up on tiktok normally, "donald trump rigged election" and it says that search violates community guidelines.

the second screenshot is looking up the same exact thing, but with a (australian) vpn on. canadian vpn didn't fix it fyi.

THIS is exactly the type of censorship to be looking out for on tiktok. this actually is crazy.

[corrodedparadox]

My train was late. AGAIN.

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