#(but he's OUR dumbass)

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

atp phil’s like “ffs i wish i could hit you with a car then i wouldn’t have to be stuck with your annoying dramatic ass 🙄”

[shizunitis]

no but what was the plan, binghe? arm shizun, chase him around, playfight, scare him that you’re going to force yourself on him, and when he inevitably lets you, and your lips touch… then what? what are you going to do, you over enthusiastic loser? smh

[sanjiaftersex]

you know how the strawhats eat everything from dragons to sea kings to dinosaurs to weird vegetables found in different islands, if sanji wasn't extremely neat, precise and hygienic, half of the crew would've been dead already

[bronzeagepizzeria]

the whole 'but did the doctor love rose back' thing still being a topic of debate is frankly insane to me. they ended up together. that was a pretty big plot point in season four episode thirteen journey's end. did you watch the show with your eyes.

[arcshuttle]

Opportunist may be our inner negotiator and can, in the right context, be great at talking us out of a pickle, but he also carries so so much of our neurodivergency by being so so tonedeaf in the worst possible situations. I love him.

[loch-detected]

me trying to find a legends arceus fic without kamado bashing, me trying to find a legends arceus fic without ingo being the main focus, me trying to find a legends arceus fic that doesn’t have volo being shipped with the player, me trying to find a fic with actual characterization of kamado, me trying to find a fic where it’s survey corps or background character centered, me trying to find a good kamado fanfic, me trying to find

[butwhatifidothis]

Still baffled that Hopes so blatantly wrote Claude as the typical Evil Vaguely Middle Eastern Man set on destroying the Good White Nation for his Evil Vaguely Middle Eastern Nation that is often seen in fantasy settings - complete with him being seen as worse than a white woman who does many of the same evil deeds he does in-verse, even by his friends (should it be the bad ending route of SB) - and so many in the fandom were so eager to gobble that shit up. INSIST that "Clearly A Racist Stereotype" is LEAGUES better than "Subversion Of A Racist Stereotype" even. Like I don't think I'll ever get over how supremely fucked that is

[magbyfromspace]

I know that a lot of us in the ofmd fandom are so excited and just taken by the fact that Stede wrote a whole ass letter for Ed so he could read it some day and understand how Stede loves him and cherishes him and that's sweet and all but... can Ed even read?

Like, it's not a joke question.

We know that he comes from a poor family, one that could not afford nice things, they weren't "this kind of people". He ran and most probably began his life as a pirate as a young adult at latest. We know that he can count and play the piano so he probably had some education but we never see him reading. He only ever skims through books or looks at the pictures inside them (ex. one about himself). Ed MARVELS at the fact that Stede has read all the books he had in his little library for crying out loud!

There is one more scene where we see Ed theoretically read. When he signs the Act of Grace. But does he actually read it? No! The only thing he says is:

Nothing whatsoever about what is actually written, just how it looks. In addition, how does he sign it you may ask? With an X.

The way in which people who can't write and/or read tend to sign themselves.

So tldr; Stede wrote a letter Ed probably won't be able to read because he CAN'T and we have to struggle with sad gays™ once more (unless Jim can read in both Spanish and English or idk Izzy can read somehow).

Fuck.

[lopposting]

more inner machinations of the most brilliant and advanced AI ever conceived

also P after witnessing romeos entire puppet play: Who cares lol

[torscrawls]

Who Did You Say the New King Was?

Chapter 1 of “Danny forgetting to tell the JL that he’s the new ghost king” Words: 2 203 You can read the whole thing on AO3!

"I never said it was the same demon from last week," John Constantine countered with a careless gesture with his cigarette. Which was, of course, lit even though it went against all the spoken—and unspoken—rules for the Watchtower.

Bruce heaved a sigh and looked to the ceiling of the meeting room in search of strength. This fight disguised as a conversation had been going on for the better part of an hour and his patience was quickly running out. "So you mean to say that this whole misunderstanding could have been avoided if you had simply been a little more forthcoming in your first—"

He was interrupted mid-sentence by the sudden appearance of Danny Phantom popping into visibility in front of them, heedless of the ongoing argument and with a wide smile on his face.

Bruce decidedly did not jump in surprise. Of course not. He did however notice with some satisfaction that John fumbled and dropped the cigarette in his hands.

Danny didn't waste any time, or greeting, before grinning and holding out an envelope that was glowing slightly green.

"What's this?" Bruce asked with a raised eyebrow as he looked down at the suspiciously fluorescent paper in Danny's hand.

Danny simply kept on beaming and said unhelpfully, "An invitation."

"To what?" Bruce asked with narrowed eyes, having learnt the hard way to be wary of Danny and his "innocence" and ignoring the way the others on the team called him heartless for it. He knew better.

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Ed 100% said they should raid the wedding ship for money but was actually focused on the bride's dress

[obx-incorrect-quotes]

Sarah: Do you even know what an amulet is?

JJ: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Sarah: JJ, those are omelettes.

JJ: Oh. Then I've got nothing.

[steakout-05]

being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"

they are the love of my life <3

[managainstbeast]

insane when stede first looks at ed with his huge ass beard and goes: u work for blackbeard?

girl open your eyes

[katetorias]

nathan drew this last night! looks like an interpretation of memories he has from his classroom in source^^ -🐥

[saintsenara]

you said voldemort is obsessed with james in canon? I need receipts? (love your meta)

cheers, anon!

i say a lot that voldemort is canonically a simp for wee jamie p - and i'm right to - but i should probably clarify that i'm being slightly facetious when i do.

it comes from the fact that, in philosopher's stone, voldemort really gasses up james when telling harry how his father died:

Yes, boy, your parents were brave... I killed your father first, and he put up a courageous fight... but your mother needn’t have died... she was trying to protect you... Now give me the Stone, unless you want her to have died in vain.

he then repeats this in goblet of fire:

“Very good,” said Voldemort softly, and as he raised his wand the pressure bearing down upon Harry lifted too. “And now you face me, like a man... straight-backed and proud, the way your father died...

except we know from deathly hallows that what actually happened is that james ran into the hallway without his wand, flailed around uselessly, and then immediately died.

why would voldemort say he fought bravely, then? easy! because he thought james was hot and would, therefore, do anything to help him beat the flop allegations.

and who among us can say that we haven't gone out of our way to minimise the embarrassing traits of the object of our affections?