#(fan stories as in fans of the band omfg)

[jackinalex]

Just got back from my journey at the I Wanna Be Tour in Brazil to see the boys!!!

It's been 9 years since the last time I saw them because they never came down to south America 😭

I went to the first show in São Paulo and the second one in Curitiba, and there I met Alex, took a pic and when I was at the airport to go back to São Paulo, I ended up missing my flight, was completely pissed off about it, but when I went to check-in, who was in line in front of me????

The boys™!!!

If I hadn't missed my flight I wouldn't meet them at the airport 🥹

Jack said it was meant for me to see them and Alex remembered me from the day before, said it was great seeing me again.

I'm so fulfilled with love and excitement and wanted to share it here 💙

First pic is from Sunday where I met him at the hotel and second one is at the airport yesterday

MARINA OMG!!! This is fucking precious. I love what you're doing in the second pic lmao. Jack is dumb and so cute and Alex is just a goober like WHAT are those shoes??? When did he turn into my dad? Still, I think Jack was right. It was absolutely meant for you to miss your flight. I can't believe how lucky you were. It's so cute that they were together. Thank you for blessing us with this story and the pics!!

[harrysfolklore]

I WANT PART 3 OF SABRINA CARPENTER

here it is !! the final part (for now) of their series ! i really hope you like it and as always, i’d love to hear your feedback !

PREVIOUS PARTS

ask me anything | masterlist | likes and reblogs are appreciated | support me <3

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yourinstagram two shows to go and my love on tour run will be over 🥲 forever thankful for the way this tour changed my life

and thankful for you 💖 @harrystyles

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ynfan1 MY BABY IM SO PROUD

harryfan2 she should stay for the rest of the tour

billieeilish ❤️❤️

harrystyles Lucky xx

↳ harryfan1 UMMM luCKY for wHAT? what did i miss

↳ ynfan1 cutie

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Madrid. July, 2022

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harryfan1 BABYYYY

jefezoff ❤️

yourinstagram i don’t wanna go, mr styles 🥲

↳ harrystyles You won’t x

↳ harryfan2 he comments with his dick

↳ ynfan2 WHATS GOING ONN

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allthingsharry Deuxmoi via instagram stories 😳😳 what do we think

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harryfan1 SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

ynfan1 oh i knew it

harryfan2 i can’t believe you’re believing deuxmoi

↳ ynfan2 well… they’re literally kissing on that pic

harryfan3 YES MAKE IT PUBLIC

ynfan3 I KNEW THEY WERE TOGETHER

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harryupdates Harry cheering for YN during her final Love on Tour performance 🥹

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harryfan1 HES THE BIGGEST FAN

ynfan1 i’m going to miss yn on tour

harryfan2 he watched her perform every night my heart

ynfan2 CAN THEY MAKE IT OFFICIAL

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loveontourdaily HARRY AND YN PERFORMING TOGETHER TONIGHT 🥺🥺

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harryfan1 THEY FCKING KISSED LABDKA

ynfan1 COUPLE. CONFIRMED 😭

harryfan2 their outfits match im crying

ynfan2 IM LOSING MY MINDDD

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yourinstagram tonight was the final night of love on tour europe. as you can see in the first picture, i cried as soon as i got off stage because i’m so emotional over the most amazing experience of my life coming to an end, and my head just can’t wrap around the fact that i spent all my time during quarantine covering harry songs and now i get to be part of his life.

THANK YOU to everyone who came to the shows. to my band, crew, glam squad and everyone who made my set happen every night, i love you guys so much

who knows, maybe you’ll see me during love on tour north america, but this time in the audience cheering for the man of the hour 👀💖

THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU

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ynfan1 MY BABYYYY

harryfan1 IS THAT HARRY???

madisonbeer that’s my friend and i’m proud 🥲

ynfan2 DID SHE HARD LAUNCH THEIR RELATIONSHIP??

harrystyles People destined to meet will do so, apparently by chance at precisely the right moment. Thank you for coming to my life x

↳ harryfan1 STOP IT STOP

↳ harryfan2 MY HEART OMFG

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harryupdates Harry via his Instagram stories 🥺

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harryfan1 BABYYY

ynfan1 i love this relationship sm

harryfan2 HE’S A BOYFRIEND

ynfan2 and for loving me i’m crying

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Lisbon. July, 2022

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harryfan1 MY BABYYYY

annetwist ❤️❤️

yourinstagram that’s my boyfriend

↳ harryfan1 LAJSIA THERE IT IS

↳ ynfan1 SHE DID IT

↳ harrystyles He is x

↳ harryfan2 IM GOING INSANE

[definedbydaylight]

“Show Me Your Love” Part 2

A Matty Healy x OC; Instagram AU

Masterlist: .°˖✧

Series Intro: “Harper is a writer who gained a small cult following on tumblr as a teenager, through this she meets one of her best friends Phoebe Bridgers, but when Harper’s seemingly “normal” life collides with the world of The 1975 frontman Matty Healy, the universe spins her life in a completely different direction.”

Part 1

○ harpersnotbazaar

harpersnotbazaar it takes a bit more⋆｡°✩

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phoebebridgers hey um could i get ur number maybe?

harpersnotbazaar anything for u bbg ;)

trumanblack am i wrong or are those lyrics to my song?

harpersnotbazaar sorry do i know you?

rass1975 @trumanblack brutal mate

harperfan34 that's MY tumblr girl

fan93 okay i need this whole outfit rn

1975fan69 ross in the comments i cannot

○ phoebebridgers

phoebebridgers it's my last day with Harper and Matty just had to crash our dinner date, vibes ruined

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harpersbazaar you'll always have my full attention baby xx

phoebebridgers i fuckin better

trumanblack okay and?

phoebelover43 oh no... guys he's infiltrated her life irl

harperfan95 YOU ACTUALLY LET HIM NEAR HER?!

phoebebridgers you say this like i could've stopped him

mattyismybf oh god he can't be serious

trumanblack posted a story

bedforddanes75, 1975adam and rass1975 followed harpersnotbazaar

○ harperfan34

harperfan34 i miss her she hasn't posted anything in 2 weeks omg

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fan93 no like literally what is she doing?

phoebeiscool anyone notice matty hasn't posted anything either?

fan239 bro that's kinda sus

○ harpersnotbazaar

harpersnotbazaar i saw a band perform some songs or something

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bedforddanes75 lovely to finally meet you xx

phoebebridgers it's like i'm being cheated on

harpersbazaar ur crazy ily

fan93 NO FUCKING WAY

trumanblack who's ur favorite member? ;)

harpersnotbazaar ross

rass1975 @trumanblack brutal mate

1975fan87 dear god tell me this isn't real

bedforddanes75 posted a story

○ harpersnotbazaar

harpersnotbazaar dinner :)

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trumanblack mmm dinner :)

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harperfan34 okay guys you can kiss already

phoebebridgers i'd rather eat something else ;)

harpersnotbazaar baaaaaaaaaabe

fan38 okay something about matty's comment makes me think he was at this "dinner"

mattyismybf please the REACH, he's got standards, he's just a flirt he can't help it

○ trumanblack

trumanblack record shop

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1975mattyupdates okay so we're all just gonna ignore this pic that is going around on twitter rn? taken by a fan after the london 1975 show

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harperfan34 this is such an invasion of privacy but i hope it's actually them

fan23 oh god the stans are vile in this comment section

1975fan87 i refuse to believe this is real... idc he can do better lmao

mattyfan03 she's such a clout chaser, first she's friends with phoebe and now she's out with matty, no one wants to buy your shitty poetry book omfg

harperfan34 she's literally been friends with phoebe since before she got famous, jealousy is a disease get worse soon<3

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harpersnotbazaar my book is out now, link in bio<3

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Part 3 (coming soon)

A/N: okay guys i didn't wanna create angst within this story having anything to do with something harper or matty did, do i took the toxic stans idea and ran with it pfffft, anyway i hope you all enjoyed xx

[mixedstyles]

Instagram Blurb

Author's Note: There is no use of y/n or an OC first name. The only name I made up is the name of her band, which is Queen Fire. @queenfire on all of the fake social media accounts. Dividers throughout the story are made by @firefly-graphics. Let me know what you think of this blurb, enjoy!

Faceclaim is the singer/songwriter DYLAN

My Writing | feel free to send asks and recommendations!

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queenfire My new single “You’re Not Harry Styles” is coming out in 5 days!! Reminder to not let anyone treat you like shit, especially if they’re not Harry Styles. Link to pre-save the song is in my bio!

fan01 an absolute i c o n

qffannn okay but like… i wish i was harry styles 😭

↳ fannn i just want his brand deal with Gucci

fan03 @harrystyles please tell me you’re gonna listen

↳ queenfire He’s too famous for me, he’ll never see this. Which is one of the reasons why I used his name 👀

harryfan you’re just using his name for more pre-saves of this song. it’s probably not even good

↳ queenfire And? 🤍

harry_lambert Love the suit 🤍

↳ harryfan02 HARRY LAMBERT??

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queenfire Four friends for four more days!!! Pre-save You're Not Harry Styles

QFandom I want to date YOU, not Harry Styles

↳ youuuser That’s what I’m saying 😭

user07 PLEASE GET OFF MY INSTAGRAM RECOMMENDATIONS

_basselin Are you counting yourself as a friend?

↳ queenfire It sounded better than “four people” okay 😭

Twitter

queenfire Let’s all count down together, how many more days? 👀 5.6k Retweets 428 Quote Tweets 10.8k Likes

↳ user3 THREE. ↳ user5 3 days!!! which is still too far away

Instagram

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queenfire Two thumbs up for two more days.

_basselin is it weird that i pre-saved a song about the guy a work for?

↳ queenfire please don't tell him

↳ _basselin I will not say anything for the sake of our friendship

nothingcreative She’s so cute 🥺

userfan Why does this make me wanna be her friend???

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queenfire One! More! Day! Then my song will be fully out in the world. Thank you to everyone for all of the pre-saves, I truly can’t say describe what your support means to me. I’m so thankful for the love I’ve been getting. 🤍

user20 I’m fucking in love with her guitar omfg

user5 i swear you’re always on my fyp. Instagram is making it more like a “fuck you” page. please get off of it.

↳ fandomnews ur interacting with her so of course she’s gonna keep showing up 😭

queenofmylife My summer anthem

livelaughliedown FUCK TOXIC EXES

Tiktok

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queenfire YOU’RE NOT HARRY STYLES IS OUT NOW!!! Thank you for all the love and support 🤍

usernumbertwo “Running around with your god complex” literally my ex 🙄

user7 @/harrystyles

harryuser65 @/harrystyles

harryswhore @/harrystyles

harryuser5 Will y’all STOP tagging him. You really think he runs that tiktok account 🙄

harrystyles But what if I am Harry Styles? Liked by creator

↳ harryuser5 I stand corrected

↳ queenfire (creator) NOO HJFGBO PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JUST THE SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN

phhrrystyles Did Harry Styles just watch a video of her straight up saying she wishes she was dating him? 💀

↳ queenfire (creator) I hope to god it’s not actually him

Instagram

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QueenFireUpdates @/queenfire via her Instagram story

xoxo_harrygirl Why is she mad?

↳ xharryx I don’t think she’s mad, I think she’s in shock

↳ fan10 Bitch, I’d be in shock too. She looks so much more put together than I’d be 🫢

harrysgemini LIVING OUT THAT Y/N LIFE

fan09 she deserves it 🤍

user00 the song is kind of shit

↳ biggestQFfan you’re really coming on a fan page of her and saying that bs? you think that’s gonna go over well?

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HarryUpdates I know this is a Harry account, and this isn’t Harry, but I wanted to include this as an update. Yesterday the singer Queen Fire posted a video on tiktok announcing the release of her new song called “You’re Not Harry Styles”. Harry ended up commenting on the video and people are speculating many things. That it’s a publicity stunt, that it’s not actually him, that they know each other etc… I just wanted to add it here. This was via Conan Gray’s Instagram story.

user01 She’s really milking this

↳ queenlove Have Harry Styles listen to the song you wrote about him and then come back and tell me you wouldn’t do the same thing

harryfan4 I swear this whole thing is just a publicity stunt

↳ harryfan7 even if it is, it's kind of enjoyable to watch

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[awsugar]

Mac what was the book Beemer sent to Frank?

from what i know its a photography book made from the photos that he took on swarm tour. worm has also posted the book a few months ago.

i actually have known about the book since the tour started. long story short, beember interviewed me for the doc (now up in the air if it will ever come out lmfao) at the second mk show in may 2022. then later on when we had made it to barricade he came up to me out of nowhere and held up his phone to me and was like "is this you?..it was a pic of me outside the shrine from the day of the show. i was like wtf...yes. but then i put two and two together. i was like wait....were you the photographer from the shrine?? liek you took the group pic at the end of the show? and he said yes. and i was like why was it never posted!!! no one has ever seen it!!! and he gave me like a smirk idk and walked away. and then like 5 min later he came back and showed me the shrine group pic on his phone. i was like 😮 and anyway at that point he whispered to me "theyre doing a book" and i was like......omfg. first of all i dont know why he revealed this to me out of nowhere. but i was liek ok slay. and i was EXCITED.

and anyway ok heres the thing, im really really confused about it now. because when he TOLD me they were doing a book like. to me that meant, theyere having me take photos on the whole tour so they can release a book at the end of it. and i was really EXCITED about that. because like of the obvious reasons, but also because (especially at this point) i KNOW that he took a ton of photos of my friends and i on barriacde, i was sure that we would be IN the book so i was like what an amazing souvenir and memorabilia of this time of my life...and then time has gone on and now two people are confirmed to HAVE the book. its been ages. it exists. and theyre not teasing it. apparently its for them??? which liek dont get me wrong, thats not confusing. i get why they would want something special to commemorate this tour.

HOWEVER. theres a couple confusing parts of it. first of all, yes its a great memorabilia for them, a great coffee table book, whatever. but you knwo how frank always says that it would be weird if all the art that fans made of him was all over his walls, like miles would end up being a serial killer or whatever, you know. like i dont think any of tjhem are so self obsessed that they hired a photographer just so they could have pics of THEMSELVES. like yes its normal for them to have one, but weird for it to be the sole reason. ALSO. even if it is something they really wanted for themselves, why not sell it? why take so many pics of fans that we'll never see? but like why not SELL it? they could make so much money. we know they love to make so much money. so why not.

and then ok the big one for me is: IF it was always intended as a personal project for band and crew: why post so few of the photos on social media during the tour? cause the thing is, when i thought the book was going to be sold, it made complete sense to me that only like one photo per show was being posted by beemer on insta. because he was saving basically all of them to sort through for the book. and now its like...well if that wasnt the case why havent we seen 99% of the photos from the tour?? bc if you went to any of the shows, you know that beemer literally photographed every single show beginning to end. there are so many THOUSANDS of pictures.

and anyway, yea its a photography book. that i thought was going to be available to us. and im just really.....really....confused that its not....

[sunflower-butch]

Alright gay people. Be prepared to lose your shit:

Ronance Lemonade Mouth AU

Nancy is Stella!!! Because I said so!!! Nancy deserves a rebel era and I can so see her being upset about the arts funding being cut for sports, including journalism. Electric guitar player Nancy my beloved >>>

Robin is Olivia, the shy, socially awkward songwriter and singer!!! Going to have her living with Steve as opposed to a grandma or something, but keeping the cat (who ironically in the movie is named Nancy). Might keep the her dad is in prison part? Undecided on how I’m translating Olivia’s background to Robin.

Speaking of Steve, he gets to be Charlie, the drummer! Keeping the pretty hair and parental pressure, but instead of wanting him to go to Stanford or play soccer, his dad wants him to join the insurance firm.

Eddie is Wen because Stella/Wen friendship > Nancy/Eddie besties ofc. Rather than coming in with rap, he adds amazing guitar riffs and heavy metal elements to the band’s sound. His family trouble involves settling in with Wayne, rather than dealing with a new stepmom.

And Mo was hard to decide, but!!! Our own Chrissy Cunningham. Her mom puts so much pressure on her to be the perfect daughter and Mo’s relationship with the one guy translates far too well to Chrissy’s relationship with Jason. Chrissy bass player arc omfg.

The rival band includes Jason, Billy (the one shitty guy who always starts drama), Tommy H, and Lucas (mirroring the basketball team here). Lucas tries to settle the drama throughout the AU.

The story begins when everyone gets detention. Robin and Chrissy were skipping class, Nancy blew up at someone about a news segment. Eddie got mad at a teacher, and Steve hit someone with a basketball (on accident).

The music teacher is Joyce and she leaves them all alone and that goofy little music moment happens and they all sing together.

Instead of Mel’s Lemonade, hear me out: Argyle’s Lemonade.

Robin has severe stage fright, but the band helps her get through it, especially Nancy. She and Steve live together. Eddie is often over to help with lyrics. She has an old ass cat that’s the last thing she has of her mother, just like Olivia.

Nancy gets to be rebellious in this fic. Her dad thinks she should just settle for a white picket fence (when he bothers to pay attention to her at all), her mom doesn’t really fight it, so Nancy rebels. She’s also getting the school newspaper together after the funding cut. Tell me this girl isn’t the kind to protest lack of free speech and the removal of the lemonade machine.

Eddie was only just sent to Wayne. It’s supposed to be temporary. In the same way Wen gets used to his stepmom, Eddie has to get used to Wayne and they do eventually grow closer. The scene where it’s revealed that Wen’s stepmom is moving in is instead Eddie arriving home to all of his belongings there in boxes and his parents nowhere to be seen—his stay is suddenly much more permanent.

Steve’s dad wants him to be an athlete (basketball) and join the insurance firm, but Steve just doesn’t want that. He quits basketball for the band and there’s some family struggle.

Rethinking the living situation, I may have Robin and Steve move in together partway through the story as opposed to the beginning, but I’m unsure where that leaves Robin. Her background is the hardest to work out.

Chrissy learns to stand on her own, gets away from her mom’s expectations, and sees Jason as the manipulative shitheel he is. Naturally she falls for one of the band’s biggest fans: Vickie.

Dustin plays the role of the AV kid that helps the band throughout the movie. He shows Nancy around in the beginning, explains the budget cut, and he makes the first vinyls for the band.

Nancy gets to rock Billy’s shit because I said so.

In the end scene, it’s Max and Lucas who save the day. Lucas leaves the rival band to help Lemonade Mouth out, Max is the first person in the crowd to start singing.

Steddie is established already. Ronance is the focus. Any of the Wen/Olivia scenes will be Ronance instead because I said so. Rumors circulate that Eddie and Robin are dating because Steddie keeps quiet and Robin isn’t out and the whole band finds it hilarious.

[polydeuces]

𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: the sequel to the beloved The View From the Afternoon !! fans curiosity about the suspected relationship rises when y/n posted lyrics from one the bands songs.

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫: alex turner x fem! reader

𝐚/𝐧: knowing me it’ll be the new year or something by the time this gets published! so, happy holidays and cheers to a new year! 🥂

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y/nlivesforrocknroll: Spotify Wrapped?

On y/n’s recent instagram story she shares her most listened to artist.. arctic monkeys. Later she shared the lyrics the lyrics to The Last Shadow Puppets (former English supergroup consisting of Alex Turner, Miles Kane, James Ford, and Zach Dawes.) song titled Sweet Dreams, TN.

It’s rumored that Turner and L/n are in a relationship and have been for a while, maybe even during tlsp era, though nothing has been confirmed. Fans have been analyzing the lyrics Y/n chose to share. Could this song be about her or resonate with her and that’s why she’s sharing it?Are they dating or is it just a coincidence?

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cigarettesatthecornerstore: far too many coincidences to explain this one away; there’s something going on.

y/nsbabymama: she’s so real for this

alexturntable: we NEED a deep dive like twitter thread of all the things that connect them. ⤿ babyboyal: omfg wait a connect between them like maybe an invisible string?? 🥺 ⤿ alexturntable: SHUT UP what if she wrote invisible string about him please my heart can’t even take it

arcticalex: Or, and I know it sounds crazy, she just likes the band. That’s it. There doesn’t always have to be some crazy thing.

kindontheeyes: If y’all get my hopes up and they aren’t actually together its an unfollow for all of you

milesawayfromu: OH? fanof505:1 used to pray for times like this

b0dyp4int: someone sedate me

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alexnotalex: The lights were bright.

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matthelderz: no, you just wanted to look cool, grandpa.

littleamandablank: imagine coming home to Alex. ⤿ iamy/n: I do and let me shatter the pretty illusion; he stinks and is sweaty because he refuses to take a shower in his dressing room. He says it just isn’t the same… 🙄

ben_chappell_: it’s times like these that i wish you were public with the relationship because i so badly want to post y/n’s comment.. it’s so funny

myleshendrik: Always put on an amazing show

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iamy/n: YOU ARE ANONYMOUS, I AM A CONCRETE WALL.

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estehaim: you, me, champagne - tonight! 🥂

reesewitherspoon: 🥰

lizzobeeating: rockstar BABY I love u

blakelively: Omg the cat shirt!!

tovelo: instead of 32 it’s 33 and still growing up now 🥹

selenagomez: my shining star 🌟💞

sadiesink_: you’re so cute

matthelders: since when did you play chess

[mizzmellos]

Third time here hello again, miss me? (jk)

You did seem appreciative of my first batch of L/Mello headcanons so I guess I'll give you a few more because I'm such a great mutual like that (is this gaslighting)

- I firmly believe Mello is a smoker or at least a drinker. Based on this idea, I bet Mello would've tried to get L to drink/smoke at least ONE time. Long story short: L damn near dies (he is NOT suited for either of those) and Mello spends the whole night trying to compensate for nearly killing his bf

- In the car they ALWAYS argue over what radio station to pick (Mello is probably a metal or rock enjoyer. L either does not like music or he prefers classical. A part of me wants to say maybe he likes some pop songs sung by women or all girl bands. OOH WHAT ABOUT L AS A SPICE GIRLS FAN). So, they either take turns with the radio station each car ride, or they just end up not playing the radio cause they can't reach a conclusion (They're both stubborn as hell).

- Mello borrows L's clothes constantly. L will have just gotten out of..his washing machine? Or the shower.. (Mello probably found the washer thing odd and just started forcing L to suck it up and take real showers. L wasn't happy but Mello is persistent), and he sees that Mello is just shamelessly doing whatever wearing L's shirt (bonus if he just ditches the pants or..anything else underneath. I feel like it'll only be so long before I border on kinky headcanons). L is mostly tolerant of this, and depending on his mood, he'll either just skulk around nude or he'll try and coax Mello into giving his clothes back (this gave me really suggestive fic ideas).

OKAY I NEED TO END THIS HERE BEFORE THIS ASK IS TOO DAMN LONG SORRY

If you ever want more of these headcanons you know who to call (the brainrot IS REAL.)

Goodnight :).

OMFG I DID MISS YOU HOW DID YOU KNOW??? I literally mean this when I say that ANY TIME these pop into your head you know DAMN WELL whose inbox you better be in before the thought passes.

I think Mello probably smokes fancy cigars on occasion and you're definitely right in saying that L's not a smoker/drinker LOL at least not of anything more than fruity wine. <- thinking about drunk L is actually so funny. Mello's used to going shot-for-shot with Matt (who usually out-drinks him) and L's hunched over the toilet puking because he can't handle hard liquor. LOL. Mello would probably pretend to feel bad but secretly enjoy this very much.

TBH I definitely agree with you that I see L as liking classical/jazz music and I think it's DEFINITELY true that he enjoys cutie girl pop music <- he's a Misa-Misa fan, duh. But in my head this scenario is a big source of tension in their relationship even if neither of them realizes it, because Mello tends to defer to whatever L wants (in terms of stuff like music, food, etc., not everything but the more 'unimportant' things) and this isn't something that's super-suitable to Mello's headstrong/opinionated personality LOL. So he bites his tongue a lot/will just listen to whatever shit L wants to put on even if it's not what he wants to listen to -> L does not know of and/or appreciate his sacrifices (they are not sacrifices but Mello sees them that way) -> Mello harbors resentment. Etc. This can and must be rectified through nasty sex.

STOPPPP NOT THE WASHING MACHINE. L GOT BACK TO TASKFORCE ONE DAY AND THERE'S SMOKE BILLOWING FROM THE WINDOWS BECAUSE MELLO BLOWED THAT THING UPPPPP. I'm dead serious when I say that Obata was genuinely sick of us at that point and just like fuckkkk ittttttt let's see if they still want to fuck him after this (we did). BUT THAT THING DOES NOT EXIST. TO ME. Other than that this is so so so correct <- Mello is a serial clothes-stealer no matter what because none of his are comfortable, and he never wears pants at home bc otherwise he'd have permanent seam-indents down his legs. He definitelyyyyy steals L's (dirty) shirts because they smell like him also.

Hey btw ummm. Write that fic after you send me more of these. <3 I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

[hummingbirdstuffsblog]

So i was waiting to the hype to die down a little to be capable of coherence but it doesn't lol so to hell with it!

@infamous-if dunno if i should write a comment or tag you so here i come, let the tumblr gods decide if this excuse of review(?!)will find you lmao

SPOILERS!!!! DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED YET!!! ALSO GO PLAY INFAMOUS IF WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???!!! IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!

Firstly! My mc, he/they, cutie patootie and humor based little guy cause they are my weakness, band is named Chaos Anthem(ty author!!!), mc stage name is Deviant(i am Bad at naming, don't make fun of me i will cry is a promise!) Couldn't think of any lyrics so i used the song Follow you from Bring me the horizont(please don't come after me is all in good fun & i am poor) and my fans are Pandemaniacs (cause my brain is broken and it sounds cute lol) and thats all? I use the same mc to romance all the ros(i will pursue all of them!i love them!!!)

Seven my beloved~ i had the most fun with this brat omg i wanna bite them they are so so jajdnfkdls i love them but they are a mess lmao

Funny story: party, seven, they ask no contact we don't exist and when i ask what if i don't want to?they look hurt!hurt!!!my scrunky little cat!and ask "i am a joke to you?" All pissed and HURT mc:💔💔💔

so fast forward buses! Who we rooming with?!one hand WB the asshole n1 and then 7 my love that hates my guts so i think i am gonna respect 7 boundaries(see if i don't win you back you mf!i love you!!!) And i choose WB to the ire of my bestie Rowan(💔i am sorry baby) and and and 7:

Wha?!!! What?!!!! 7?wha!! I laughed till i cried lmao i am gonna marry this man is a oath!!!!

7 king(gn) of mixed signals & i can't stop thinking about mc deeply in love with them and what was that they wanted to say before the fight broke out... will remain a mystery i guess lol

Orion or papa Orion: i love him i love how competent he is and omfg hard ass with softness for mc lets fucking go i am on my knees i love him to hell and back please O bully me for the rest of my life i love you so much💗💗💗💗💗💗

Seb loml: omg my love i love him i want to smooch his little face how can they be so sweet so cute?!!!this is criminal i tell you!!!

Maya is the sweetest little fan and i love her forever💗💗💗💗💗

August my cutie my love my little meow meow i love them your honor nothing more to say they got me when they smiled a my thumbs up💖💖💖💖💖

V omfg such a beauty~ wow just wow i cannot wait to talk with her!!! I am planning to do the poly route but gotta be honest i don't get how tf my mc is gonna do that cause scrunky funny dumbass and literal godess don't seem to mesh lmao is gonna be a lot of notice me V from here out i am not hopeful of my sucess lmao

G you little menace: gotta say i was right there with mc gushing cause i can't help it!!!first tried to be cool but meh may as well be true to myself hahaha i love them!!! I am so so intrigued about all the thing with B, also when they come up after our win, they seem guilty as heck?!!why? So you rigged the competition?ok that sucks and some mcs are gonna take it harder than others(mine is pretty laidback, so i guess they gonna be upset a little but will move on) but it seems like really really to much guilt for that alone?!!i am so sus rn please someone tell me i reading to much into it cause i am scared! Anyway if G is there i go fan n1 cannot help it lmao cannot wait to meet them again~

The band!!! I love them! I love Iris and her tough love and Dev with her slightly less tough love lmao and Jazzy my dear!my sun i love her!!!!! First in my heart gotta be Rowan💗💗💗 R who save me from the scolding for napping and that has my mcs back in their silliness(read finger guns lmao) i am sorry i let you down with WB baby, reason why i had to go back and choose SV

And boy i am happy i did💗💗💗💗

My baby~~ i love him your honor

This post is a mess and i am gonna keep it so to my 2 followers out there(that i am pretty sure are bots lmao) i am sorry💞💞💞

Infamous if is amazing and lives in my head 24/7 thank you so much author for all the dedication and work that was to write that ginormous prologue + ch 1 you are a god!!!! I'll love you forever!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tonberry-yoda]

And another idea, maybe (?) this can be used for future fics. This is really self-induldent but for you. I was listening to Deep Breath Deep Breath Reincarnation and gave me the idea.

You mentined that you love Mista.

Imagine that you are on a tour with the Bucci Gang Band. This isn't your first tour with them, you're already great friends because of this and are fans of each others' music.

And spending a lot of time with you before this tour, rapper! Mista realized that he has feelings for you. He flirted with you in the past but nobody, not even himself had taken that seriously. But he always tried to hit on other girls though (but nothing really bad) And now that's why he fears telling you his feelings for you. Then he decides that he will write a rap song about his feelings for the latest album, so this weight from his heart would be lifted.

Firstly it became really a rough piece (like vulgar and stuff XD) and the band helps him writing it (Trish is a big help in this because she knows you the most from the younger members) and in the instrumentals. They try to convince him to tell you the truth, but he thinks that writing the song would be enough (Boi, he was wrong) The song is born, and it became pretty popular, everyone loves it, but nobody knows besides the band that he wrote this about his love for you.

So back to the tour: you too are featuring in various songs and one of them for the concert is Mista's song. He decides that it's now or never: after this concert he will declare his love for you. (Note: for the concert sound I recommend to listen this live version of the song; and just ignore the "perusora" shoutings for the story XD)

And during the song he is really nervous but hides it, and always glances at you. And you actually notice this but try to ignore them.

At the end of the song he tells that he can't bear this anymore, he reveals the muse for this song and admits that he wants to be more than just friends with you. Everything is silent for seconds that feel hours until you too tell him that you love him, you were just too nervous to tell him this, and that if your eyes would have met during the concerts you would've blushing like a tomato.

And now you're ofiicially dating. 😄

Okay sorry that this is soo long I carried over myself 😅

I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG FOR ME TO ANSWER 😖😖😖😖 I just got my wisdom teeth pulled today and have been pretty tuckered out

BUT DUDE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMFG

I LOVE MISTA AND THIS IS SO CUTE!!

I love how awkward he is but honestly this would be a great fic! maybe I'll write it for you someday 😉

[pointyearedelvishprincling]

hi aoife! i know we haven’t talked much yet, but you’re like, the one person i know who’s also a massive ghost fan. anyway, i’ve been listening to the music for ages and went to multiple concerts and like. i LOVE ghost so so much, but then when IMPERA came out i listened to it all excited and giddy cause new music hell yeah, but then… i got really sad… cause i wasn’t enjoying it at all. like, there wasn’t one song on that album that i actually liked. and it made me so sad. cause this was ghost. one of my favourite bands. GHOST. and so i just ignored the existence of that album since it came out and kept listening to their other songs. UNTIL TODAY when spillways came on in a random playlist and. that’s actually such a cool song? like, i was having such a good time listening to it? i was very confused but also very happy because? this means i might like the rest of IMPERA after all? anyway long story short i’m gonna give the album a second chance

hi elliot!! ah so lovely to talk to you. SO jealous you’ve got to go to ghost concerts omfg. which eras have you seen them in? dying to see them live someday.

aw there’s nothing worse than when you can’t get into the new music your faves put out :( i’m actually fairly new to ghost, so i think impera was the first album i listened to all the way through (before that i’d just heard random songs. i had Witch Image on so many playlists for years before actually checking out the band properly skfhdj) can’t choose a favourite album now :’) but ahh yess!! spillways is so good. i hope you’re having better luck with the album this time around. if not, it’s seems like there could be a new stuff on the way with all the hints they’re dropping 😳

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

Hi Sea! so these two girls from Mexico City went to ragga, the night club we are getting vids from, and acted as if they did not know who Louis Tomlinson was. They were pretty successful in getting into his table. Honestly my respects to them, omfg i could never be that cool. Matt even tried to hit on one of the girls 🤢🥴🤮 Kinda gross since he’s married and has kids and the texts were so cringy. But, anyway the important thing is, it seems like nothing and no one gets to truly interact with Louis in these types of tours UNLESS he directly asks for it. And he’s mostly only ever approached fans or explores the culture. Has he always been like this from One Direction? like the stories I’ve read about him not really hitting on girls or boys or just going out to drink with him mates being nice and friendly but not really trying to get anyone like that. Because these two girls were saying he just interacted with the bands and that’s it. Gosh I hope I made some sense 😂😅

Yeah … I saw about Matt V. Not to cast doubt on the girls, but I hope everyone can take the stories with a grain of salt - everything can be faked on the internet etc.

As far as Louis goes, I have not heard any credible stories where Louis hooked up with fans / partied with fans after the concerts in 1D or in solo concerts. I think we saw the “Louis kissing a girl in the pool” in Thailand 2015– leading to breaking up with El. As far as I know, that’s it.

I do think Louis’ security is tight these days. He’s pretty well protected unless he seeks out interaction.

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[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 307: The One With Shindou

Previously on BnHA: Endeavor and Hawks (and Jeanist too, although he didn’t really do anything, but BY GOD, WHAT IS UP WITH HIS NECK) held a press conference and were all, “everything you’ve heard is true, so we would just like to say, from the bottom of our hearts... our bad.” U.A. opened its doors to the public as an evacuation shelter. Deku and All Might told basically EVERYBODY about OFA, which is absolutely wild, and yet somehow we hardly paid any attention to this at all. Mostly because the chapter ended with Deku being all “I WALK A LONELY ROAD, THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN” and peacing out of U.A. to embark on a solo journey of angst. So this is either gonna be the best or the worst thing that ever happened to this series, so TIME TO FIND OUT WHICH IT IS.

Today on BnHA: Horikoshi is all “so who do you guys want to see next? Deku? Bakugou?? Well how about SHINDOU?” Shindou is all “hi :) I’m Shindou :) :) remember me :) :) :)?” Horikoshi is all “I’m so sorry for depriving you guys of Shindou for so fucking long, how about an ENTIRE CHAPTER ALL OF HIM” and then he REALLY FUCKING DOES IT because, I don’t know?? Did we make him mad?? Am I being punished for something I did in a past life?? It really is, honest to god, seventeen whole goddamn pages of Shindou, punctuated by a few pages of Muscular, and topped off with one (1) whole appearance by Deku at THE VERY END. And we don’t even get to see his face. I am beside myself lmao I’m sorry you guys, you can skip this recap if you want. Or just skip straight to the end, because movie 3 promo.

“long time no see” now what could this mean?? can’t think of too many characters this phrase would apply to right now. although I can think of one big one, and I know that fandom has been trying to manifest his deadbeat ass to finally show itself for years now. could it finally be that time? if Hisashi shows up and debunks DFO a big chunk of the fandom is probably going to riot lol

(ETA: why oh why did I get my hopes up like that lmao. I’m pretty sure Hisashi doesn’t actually exist and Deku was either immaculately conceived, or the stork really did bring Inko a lil green baby from the cabbage patch.)

anyway, so the chapter is opening on this random scene of CRIME and DISARRAY

was this all done by that big villain from the previous chapter? utility poles knocked down, random holes in the sides of buildings, and it looks like this one car pulled over in a hurry and the driver just hopped out and ran

who are these people talking

OH NO, OH GOD

I am immediately struck by the urge to push Shindou off of this ledge. is that mean? probably that is mean, but also fuck this guy lmao. every year you cheat someone out of their well-deserved spot in the popularity poll, and every year I want to punch you in your stupid face for it

bah. and how are you doing, Tatami. love that hero name even if you do have arguably the dumbest superpower in the entire series

listen, though. here I am shitting on these Ketsubutsu kids for no good reason, and I’m sorry about that, and truthfully it’s mostly because I just want to see Deku and/or Kacchan and so it’s hard to give a fuck about anything else right now. BUT, I will immediately cease and desist ALL of my complaining if this means we also get to see my best girl Ms. Joke, omg. Horikoshi please

sdlkfjlskalk

FUCK YOU SHINDOU OMG. I’M SORRY GUYS I CAN’T HELP IT, EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS SO EMINENTLY PUNCHABLE AND DETESTIBLE. IT’S LIKE SOMEONE COMBINED WESLEY CRUSHER WITH JEAN RALPHIO

but LSKJFLEK at this random reminder that Bakugou refused to shake his fucking hand. like, that’s his “fun fact” apparently lol. it’s what he deserves

also living for this “cringe” here, too. fuck you Shindou. I am so, so sorry to any Shindou fans out there you guys because I’m just going to be like this the entire time he’s here. the hate is flowing through me

how has it been three whole pages and I still have to look at his stupid face

anyway so it seems like the kids are having to pick up the slack for Old Man Samurai and all those other assholes who retired. I’m guessing the U.A. kids will be seeing a lot more action as well

but in the meantime let’s hope no villains attack here all of a sudden, because all Tatami can do is make herself shorter while Shindou creates an earthquake to bring the entire building down around them dflkjslk

these guys don’t particularly want to go with them and I can’t say I blame them

so now Shindou is saying that yeah, they can probably handle the looters and such by themselves, but it’s a different story when it comes to the Noumu and the escaped Tartarus prisoners. Shindou how dare you make a reasonable point that I can’t immediately argue with

he says that one of the escapees was sighted in the area, so that’s why they’re trying to evacuate everyone

and the guy disagrees and says he doesn’t trust the heroes and thinks they’re pompous

fdskljk. fucking...

ME: Horikoshi can we please stop and get Deku HORIKOSHI: we have Deku at home THE DEKU AT HOME: 

Horikoshi. please. we get it, the civilians don’t trust the heroes anymore. I UNDERSTAND. I COMPREHEND THIS. so unless there is some other point to this scene I respectfully ask that you hurry things along because omg

did Tatami always have this habit of speaking in meme language and such? I thought that was Camie’s thing but hey

listen, I’m here for anyone who’s willing to drag this man down into the depths of the earth. I would just also rather not spend the entire fucking chapter on this oh my god. Horikoshi do you have any more of those chapters where things happen in them?? those are good, I like those

YESSSSSS FINALLY

so whoever’s on the other end of the call (ETA: it’s that rock-looking guy who can harden anything that he touches. why does BnHA have so many hardening powers) is telling them to run because there’s apparently a villain heading right for them, oh my

WHO IS HE

depending on who it is I can’t promise I won’t be rooting for them over you, buddy

ohhhhhh shit

huh. well that’s... hmm... but on the other hand...

okay lol no, I know it’s bad. Muscular fucking LOVES murdering kids. not even Shindou deserves that. I’m sure he has a family that loves him and stuff. and Tatami seems like a sweet girl. they don’t deserve to be murdered

that is the question isn’t it? are we really going to spend the entire chapter with Limbs-Retracting-Girl and her boyfriend, Joseph Gordon-Levitt from (500) Days of Summer??

YES OMG

YES PLEASE CALL YOUR SENSEI. my god do you know what I would give to see Ms. Joke take down an S-class villain??

(ETA: all I’ll say is that we were robbed here, you guys.)

now Tatami is running away while Shindou stays behind omg

Horikoshi I know I said I hate the guy, and I do, but my god. seems I don’t hate him half as much as you do you. been nice knowing you Shindou my man

are you serious Tatami really ran all the way back up here to try and evacuate these guys one more time

SHE’S SUCH A GOOD PERSON omg if you assholes don’t listen to her you deserve to get murdered

BRO

HORIKOSHI DID YOU REALLY FUCKING DO IT I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

LOL OKAY NO, SO FAR HE’S ONLY MESSED UP HIS FACE

WHAT A SHAME WHAT A TRAGEDY. THE WORLD MOURNS

okay but seriously, now he has to be dead

r.i.p. Shindou. he died doing what he loved, talking a lot and being utterly useless

then again, damn Shindou are you really gonna come out here and be a badass?? gonna make me eat my words there kiddo?

I have absolutely no idea if I should expect this to work or not. all I know is that this is page 14, and so it would seem we really are going to spend the entire fucking chapter on fucking Shindou. this beautiful chapter had so much potential, Horikoshi. and now look at it. I hope you’re happy

nope it didn’t fucking work at all lmao

IT’S JUST LIKE I SAID. r.i.p. you pretentious handsome lump

OHHHHHH SNAP

DEKU YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO LOL. anyway but it’s good to see you!! it’s good to see ANYONE other than these guys sob but especially you

FINALLY SOMETHING COOL OMG

somehow Horikoshi actually made the bunny mask look badass?? I don’t think this is sustainable, but I am here for it while it lasts

Shindou should by all rights be nothing but A HANDSOME PASTE at this point lol but WHATEVER. it’s BnHA; getting smashed into walls and cliffs has more or less the same consequences as being set on fire. slap a band-aid on it and you’re good to go

we are REALLY ENDING IT HERE huh

well. and that’s it. I just did not care about any of that lmao. a rare dud of a chapter. well, but we’ve had something like ten in a row that ranged from “pretty good” to “amazing”, so I guess that’s fair

anyway I feel like I owe you guys something other than endless bitching and moaning, so! BONUS:

now this is more like it

first of all, I’m absolutely living for this promo’s “YEET THE CHILDREN OUT OF A HELICOPTER” vibes. FUCK YEAH WE’RE HEROES BITCH

is Deku wearing a jetpack/parachute?? let’s hope he is because I’m assuming he doesn’t have Float yet, so if that’s not a jetpack then it is a LONG WAY DOWN kiddo

these maniacs actually got Deku to wear something other than his red shoes holy fuck. I’m speechless. are we sure that’s not an imposter??

Shouto has the funniest falling position I’ve ever seen. I’m assuming his left arm is not in fact tucked under his leg like it appeared to be at first glance?? like, wtf is the outline of your body right now Shouto

this is what I think it is after careful analysis, but at first I thought this kid had some hidden contortionist abilities

and then there’s this guy

I MISSED YOU YOU BIG GOON. loving the new gauntlets!! and he’s changed up his impractical metal neck thingy into arm thingies! but most importantly, ARE THESE WHAT I THINK THEY ARE

ARE THOSE WEENIES. KACCHAN. KACCHAN HAVE YOU GONE NATIVE OMFG

and meanwhile, look who’s with them! Endeavor makes perfect sense of course, but Hawks is a very welcome surprise. does this mean we can expect to see Tokoyami too? because I would fucking love that

lastly, so this confirms the whole “world heroes” thing! which we all pretty much guessed anyway lol. I wonder if this movie will take place in another country (fingers crossed). the city in the background doesn’t look particularly familiar, but this image probably wasn’t meant to be analyzed in that way lol. anyways, looking forward to this so much, PLEASE GIVE US A TRAILER SOON omg

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

Highlights from the “All I’ve Got Is a Photograph” live stream with Phil, Joe, and Ross

DISCLAIMER: towards the end in the last half hour, my computer was lagging a lot, so I probably missed up to a solid five minutes in total. That being said, some things on here may or may not be clarified.

Joe is VERY TAN HOLY SHIT it is very attractive

Phil getting Mike Wazowskied by the chat when he first came on

all the implications that Joe is not in Dublin right now

“My name is Ross Halfin and I’ve been photographing Def Leppard for about... oh, five minutes?”

people cutting out, leaving an awkward silence, and Joe giving a solid English “Wot?”

the way Joe pronounces the word “mosquitos”

in Holland 1984 Joe left his window open and when he got home there were mosquitos all over the fucking ceiling, so he had to vacuum them off and put the trash bag like 4 blocks away so they wouldn’t come back

Joe saying that Heinz baked beans are an “English delicacy”

^^Furthermore, saying he’s eaten cold baked beans sandwiches on butter bread before

literally all three of them PLUS THE GUY WHO WORKS FOR THE VAULT seeing a photo from Euphoria era and collectively agreeing it’s from the Slang tour and no one corrected them

^^meanwhile everyone in the chat is ripping their hair out saying “IT’S EUPHORIA OMFG”

As per the infamous story where their plane dropped 2000ft in 3 seconds: there was an ashtray floating right in front of Sav, and when the plane got back to normal, it smacked him in the face

^^Joe and Phil laughing a lot at this

Joe saying he loves the bathtub photos of himself: “the shot of me in the bath has always been one of my favorites because it’s just so goofy and it sums up my personality”

Ross’s small black fluffy dog on the couch in the background

Ross saying the bathtub photos had a purpose because Joe was “hunk of the month or something”

^^ Joe laughing at that

I have yet to find out if this is true but- Joe said Slash is Bowie’s godson...??

Joe further regretting his early 90s outfits

Joe being embarrassed by this photo:

^^ (while trying not to look embarrassed) “there’s not a lot you could say about it”

^^^ furthermore explaining he was only doing that because Rik Mayall from The Young Ones was in the pit at the foot of the stage doing that at him during a rehearsal, so Joe did it back to him “sadly, Ross just so happened to be there and captured it”

Ross being the mom friend, trying to get them to behave and pay attention in order to take photos

Rick being the worst one to pay attention during photoshoots

Sav taking the longest to get dressed before a photoshoot

Phil talking about how his pants ripped onstage on the Hysteria tour and “stuff” was “hanging out”

me being once again reminded that that iconic photo of all of them in their Union Jack booty shorts and tank tops was taken less than hour away from me ;-; (not important but anyway)

Joe saying he would wear the Union Jack shorts again next year

Ross getting overly excited whenever he remembered when/where/why something was taken

Joe’s memory still being super accurate and oddly specific

Joe has one of Phil’s old guitar straps and it’s rusted from sweat, plus it’s in a drawer in his studio in Dublin

Joe retelling the story of how they met Brian May:

“hi boys, I’m Brian from Queen :D” Joe, right into the camera: NO SHITE, M8

Bri in ‘83: *plays the opening riff to photograph* Joe, internally, watching him from afar: *level up* :o

Joe- “I will forever go down in pub quiz history as the first person to sing with Queen after Fred died”

Joe eating “a bunch of greasy vegetarian food” then traveling with Robert Plant on his private plane, then “going through the most horrendous turbulence, then about ten minutes before we landed, I just BARFED all over the place”

^^Robert laughing because Joe puked everywhere and all over himself

^^Robert giving Joe one of his shirts to wear instead of the barfy one

^^It’s a black long sleeved illuminati shirt

^^Joe still has it

Joe said he recently had a knee replacement and will “probably have to get the other one done soon”

^^He blames his constant air splits for his knees being fucked up now

Joe reenacting neutral photoshoot poses and staring right into your soul through his camera

Ross confirming the “pissing into the sink” story from ‘79

Joe saying they can’t afford Ross anymore and that he needs to lower his prices and Ross cackling at this

Phil recalling a photoshoot where a seagull shat on his head and he had to go wash it off

^^Joe absolutely fucking LOSING IT it at this. I’ve never seen him laugh so hard I swear he was almost CRYING with laughter it was so adorable

Joe acknowledging how tan he looks because “I’ve been spending a lot of time in the sun these past few months- as you can tell”

^^Joe brushing his hair back so you could see his tan face

Joe saying they (the band) were “fortunate enough to avoid the virus”

Joe stole the “don’t forget us and we won’t forget you” line from (big surprise) Ian Hunter

we ALMOST got through this hour and a half live stream WITHOUT Joe advertising Mott the Hoople we were SO CLOSE GUYS

Joe blowing a kiss at the end of it

Phil thanking the fans UwU

Joe waving goodbye as the Vault closed and sounding sad when he said “cheers, see ya”

ENORMOUS thank you to @ballistic-lipstick-dream-machine​ for paying for a ticket and letting me watch it in real time even tho she couldn’t ilysm ;-;

[iamnmbr3]

OMFG...I do not understand this new trend of hiring people who actively dislike the source material to write/direct the material. The more quotes from Waldron I see the more flashbacks I get to JJ Abrams bragging about how he never liked Star Trek...while promoting his new films that he wrote and directed for Star Trek. D:

smh. I don't get it. is it too much to ask that people respect the thing they're working on and the fans? even if they're gonna do something very different they can still be respectful about it and be cognizant of the fact that there are people who love the original version and found it meaningful.

I don't know anything of course, but I suspect in the case of Mike Waldron, Disney hired him because even after 10 years they dismissed and underestimated the interest in Loki. I think they kind of viewed him as a played out character that maybe had some potential for a total reboot. They figured Loki probably had a few squealing teenage fangirls as fans who would watch anything bc clearly they mostly just cared about the actor so as long as the names Loki and Tom Hiddleston got slapped don the project it would be fine. And beyond that they thought there wasn't large scale interest in the character so they could use the show as a training ground for a brand new director who'd never done a major solo project before and a band new writer who'd never headed a writing room before to try out some new stuff.

Then the first trailer came out and it drew 18 million views because Loki actually DOES have mass appeal. Those 18 million people clicked that trailer because Loki is a fascinating and entertaining character and they were excited to see more content about him and interested in a show exploring him. Unfortunately by that point the show was already made and Loki's character had been utterly destroyed by an abysmal script and story written by somehow who had no interest in or understanding of the character. That's why later trailers were getting in the 2 million view range. Because most people probably didn't like what they saw. The character in the trailers isn't Loki. He's something entirely different and far less entertaining. And a lot of people unfamiliar with Loki would also be turned off by the subpar writing and painfully unfunny "humor."

Like even if you leave aside the ooc stuff and the toxic and deeply dangerous messaging of the show, it's just not good. It's painful to watch. It's badly paced. It's badly written. And it's extremely unfunny. It's odd because I guess it was in part supposed to be a thriller? But it's not thrilling at all. You can have humor in a thriller but if you set the tone as slapstick comedy then it's not a thriller; it's a parody. Also a thriller requires tension, which again, this lacks. (I mean it COULD be a thriller if they leaned into the fact that the TVA are horrifically evil instead of presenting it as a cutesy joke and encouraging audiences to sympathize with them.)