#(he will eat your fingers)

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.

[shotmrmiller]

When one night stand sd!simon gets his hand on us again

you know damn well Bub is already with Gaz or Price for the night and we expecting a loooong night of using our feet for earring how he got us folded in the breeding press.

and going at it like he's gonna breed it. it's all intimate positions to where you've got nowhere to look but at him. hand curled around your jaw to keep your eyes on him at all times (he's gonna make you watch him watch you come around his cock)

idk what his reasoning was but i think him realizing that you belong in his life permanently is what locks him down. like the idea of you moving on with someone else makes his sternum burn a bit, makes his head feel hot.

since he isn't all that good at apologies he ofc lets you pull the short strands of his hair in anger. hiss and scratch at him for embarrassing you in front of the parents who's kid you were watching. (in fairness, he pulled up like an armed burglar. you had to convince your employers to not call the police.)

lets you get all that anger out til you deflate, lacking energy. it's easier to make you listen when you're not wanting to scream yourself hoarse.

[yourcrazyboyokris]

Fun Animal Facts

Japanese Spider Crabs exist and they are after your left index finger

[caycanteven]

I drew this instead of eepin, because I got dragged back into the mafia verse (i could never run from the mafiaverse in the first place, thanks for the reminder Mothie lmfao) so now you guys get this delicious midnight snack.

Maybe I'll do a fun lil story to play on his character some hehehehehe

[cupophrogs]

can Thing do a little jig? a little shimmy? perhaps a little dancy dance? :3

“He’s doing his lil’ dancey-dance.”

[f0rgetf0rgetting]

my first time doing a ship chart dont throw tomatoes at me guysh. im elaborating on the tags because im embarrassed. user f0rgetf0rgetting extreme yap session

i also got too passionate on the madoka magica one and ended up doodling this

[videogamelover99]

I know we all like to write Dazai-leaves-the-Mafia Chuuya angst fics and that's all well and good but.

It would be so funny if on the outside Chuuya was...the most does-not-give-a-shit out of all of them. Akutagawa goes on a rant about how he needs Dazai to care and instead he just left and Chuuya's just "oh my god not that guy again go touch some trees". Mori makes a sad remark about missing Dazai every executive meeting and Chuuya's just like 😑😑 sure Boss anyway about those shipments...

Higuchi comes along and everyone's talking about this mysterious dangerous traitor that vanished and she asks Chuuya about it and he's just like "he was so ANNOYING why is everyone STILL OBSESSED WITH HIM it's been YEARS-"

[districtscare]

“I thought you were Haymitch,” I say.

“No, he's still working on that muffin.”

him and his food avoidance!! i'm ill!!!!

[ohimsummer]

OBVIOUS?? I DID NOT KNOW MERFOLK EAT HUMAN PEOPLE HELP??);&:&

OMG NO I MEANNTTT 😭 us, as in... our... coochie 😞

okay bf i go further detail into a hc of mine about this—yesss, i think little fishies are reasonable and seaweed food for them. i can see merman!satoru being like "fish are friend, not food... until i'm hungry 😁" and i agree w the hunting bigger types of fish like sharks. it's a way to show his dominance 😈 he's alpha like that

anyway, about us being the obvious food !! (yapping activate) — i hc merfolk don't really eat the pussy equivalent of mermaids, bc anatomy and stuffff. i don't think it's possible, or like just reallyyyy difficult to get around w, but mostly the former

soooo, imagine merman!satoru's surprise when u tell him humans can 'eat out' women and he's like "humans what 😧!?". once u explain it to him, u teach and let him try to do it w u

next thing u know, u've accidentally created a monster. he's damn addicted to it and u can't even be mad bc he's so good at it. ofc he is, u taught him after all !! 😍

sorry for yapping so much, um... have a good day, snookums <333

OH….yeah yeah I….i knew that…….🌚

PLS merman! satoru thinks little fishies are cute but he also Torments Them…chasing them down in the water (for them it’s a high-speed chase and for him it’s more like…whatever their version of a brisk walk is) he out here cornering the fish n got em scared for their lives just to be like ‘nahh I’m just messing with ya 😼or am I….NAHHH I’m kidding I’m kidding….👀” he is a menace both on land and in water 😭

him and merman! suguru out here tussling with sharks for fun as kids…do you guys know that lion king scene when they’re in the elephant graveyard and then the hyenas chase after simba and nala. okay that has happened to merman! stsg because they were some BAD ASS LIL GUPPIES IN PLACES THEY SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN‼️exploring a whale graveyard and got caught by some sharks. satoru was beefing with sharks for years after that smh

I forgot where I saw it but I am stealing the idea—female merfolk have their mermussy as like, a slit on the front ? Sort of like in the area where the coochie would be but it’s on the front (I am going to say also well-disguised with scales so their mermussy isn’t just. Obviously Out 🌚. idk. maybe they only use them for reproduction and not really for pleasure. idk 😭)

ORAL WILL BE HIS DRUG!!! I am imagining merman! satoru with a slightly longer tongue so whewwww….yes he is a PRO!!!! might not even really know what he’s doing but his tongue is long and able to get some REACH so it doesn’t matter. he’s waiting for you at the dock every time you come to visit him. You’re trying to get info about merfolk life and he’s just rushing through the questions because he knows you’ll let him eat you out at the end.

[thirdtimed]

its so crazy how 3L is literally not that serious. but It Can Be. if you use your beautiful mind

[see-arcane]

NEW CLIPS NEW CLIPS!!! 🦇

[beeftendergroin]

Taxidermy: The art of mounting, stuffing, and preserving for the purpose of display.

Thank you @unlovedanimals for that cannibal obikin post, which gave birth to anakin eating obi-wan's uterus😔🤰

[english-mace]

don't mind me just gonna be out here titling the climax chapter of my book 'dominus tecum' and giggling to myself

[uglydragons]

Puca definitely eats fingers. (A G1 a hatched because I was having a bad day and the egg had been sitting in my hoard for months. A Hideous creature, so of course I kept it)

[saltedteas]

Guy who acts as a disposal can for the horrors by eating them. We’re pretty sure he’s unaffected but he’s definitely…off.

He has a name but everyone just calls him Some Guy, and he’s got one of the horrors parasitising his insides (it’s fine) (it’s yuri)

[fizzytoo]

while rosa is busy inside, danny takes the opportunity to have a chat with her parents