#(pls let me know if anyone else wants to be tagged in these 🥺)

[fastandcarlos]

Stealing Baby Norris » Carlos Sainz ft. Lando Norris

summary: when carlos sainz is revealed as the new mclaren driver your brother lando is happy to introduce you. what happens though as a relationship strikes up and carlos finds himself on the way to ferrari?

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carlossainz55: having the best time in papaya, thank you to everyone who has welcomed me so far 🏎️🧡

tagged: mclaren

64,291 comments

mclaren: glad to have you onboard, looking forward to working with you carlos!

username1: carlos + lando = the dream pairing

username2: how does this man manage to pull off every damn colour

landonorris: can’t wait to get going with you dude, we’re in for a great season together

carlossainz55: @/landonorris it’s gonna be a great ride 🏎️🏁

carlossainz55: @/landonorris ps when’s the next norris family dinner I get to attend

username3: wait carlos went for dinner round lando’s house…that’s so cute

username4: @/username3 that means he would’ve gotten to meet all the siblings too 🥺

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landonorris: already found me a new best friend to annoy for the season 🥰

tagged: carlossainz55

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mclaren: our views will be through the roof this year with content from you two

carlossainz55: it’s been two days and already you make me want to scream

username5: this duo just screams trouble

username6: handsome, funny, talented, carlando are the dream pairing

ynusername: @/carlossainz55 you have my sympathies, I’ve been dealing with his nonsense for over 20 years

carlossainz55: @/ynusername how have you survived?? pls teach me your ways

ynusername: @/carlossainz55 let’s catch up next race and I’ll share all my tips 📗

carlossainz55: @/ynusername I’ve got my notebook ready!

username7: not y/n and carlos interacting on the gram

username: anyone else left thinking carlos and y/n would make a great couple

alex_albon: if carlos lasts more than a season with you I’ll give you a thousand pounds 😂

georgerussell63: did everyone forget to give carlos the memo about lando and his unflattering photos??

username8: have the norris family just adopted carlos now? 🥺

username9: these two might just have the power to turn me into a mclaren girlie by the end of the season

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carlossainz55: weekends off = exploring the world with my favourite person 🌍✈️

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username10: whose been taking all these photos??

username11: anyone else been noticing y/n appearing in the likes again 🤔

landonorris: I thought I was your favourite person??

carlossainz55: @/landonorris how does number two sound?

landonorris: @/carlossainz55 I guess I can make an exception for one person 😂

username12: there’s only one person that lando would make an exception for

username13: omg he’s got to be talking about y/n

username12: @/username13 y/n is the only person lando is that whipped for

charles_leclerc: woah look at you posting handsome aesthetic shots 🤯

carlossainz55: @/charles_leclerc I’ve been having a few lessons ☺️

username14: let me be the one you explore with pls carlos 💦

lewishamilton: well earned after a great week my guy 🏆

lance_stroll: I wanna know the gossip too

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carlossainz55: making the most of the sun during the off season, and luckily for me I had the best company to make the most of the time off too ❤️🥺

tagged: ynusername

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username15: poor lando, losing his little sister to carlos

username16: they just look so adorable together

pierregasly: hell yeah congrats you two 🩷

landonorris: excuse me I do not give permission for you to post photos of my sister in the same album of you half naked

carlossainz55: @/landonorris your sister wasn’t complaining when I asked her to take these half naked shots

landonorris: @/carlossainz55 you just wait until I next see you 🤬

username17: lando already regretting ever letting the two of them meet

username18: I bet carlos teases Lando about dating his sister whenever he can lol

ynusername: thank you for the most amazing holiday…you’re the best 🔥💕

carlossainz55: @/ynusername can’t wait to do it again soon (just don’t tell lando) 🥰

georgerussell63: glad to see you guys enjoying yourselves, can’t wait to hear all about it

danielricciardo: and the award for the new cutest couple in f1 goes to…

username19: this relationship is gonna bully the hell outta lando

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liked by carlossainz55, landonorris and 429,555 others

ynusername: a weekend of supporting my boys…it doesn’t get better than this 🧡🏎️🏁

tagged: landonorris, carlossainz55 and mclaren

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username20: my heart…this is adorable 😭

carlossainz55: I love you, thank you for always supporting me 🧡

landonorris: the best little sister ever - you were supporting me slightly more tho, right?

ynusername: @/landonorris I support you both equally stop trying to cause trouble 🙄

carlossainz55: @/landonorris I think she supports me more judging by our celebrations last night 🫢

landonorris: @/carlossainz55 I do NOT need to know anymore details you shut your mouth 😭

carmenmmundt: sooo glad we got to catch up after so long, see you at another race soon!!

username21: I can’t cope with y/n and carlos constantly teasing lando like this

username22: poor lando watching his little sister lose all innocence in front of his eyes 😂

maxverstappen1: I keep telling you y/n…red bull is where it’s at

charles_leclerc: although I’m sure ferrari red would look good on you too…

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carlossainz55: a weekend with my two favourite norris’ 🥺💕

tagged: landonorris and ynusername

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username23: the ultimate trio 🩷

username24: how has lando let carlos post that picture of him cuddling his baby sister

ynusername: I better be number one out of those two 🤔

carlossainz55: @/ynusername you’ll always be my number one (you haven’t got much competition 😂)

landonorris: @/carlossainz55 I thought what we had was special too 😂

maxverstappen1: these photos were almost cute until I noticed one of them had lando in it

username25: ofc there still ends up being loads of golf involved

username26: y/n is the luckiest getting to have carlos’ pancakes 🫠

username27: you just know in that golf photo that carlos is sharing some ott secret with y/n to put him off his shot 😂

alex_albon: ik lando is usually the third wheel…but I’m happy to third wheel these golf games 🙌🏻

landonorris: @/alex_albon invite in the post as we speak

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carlossainz55: saying my final farewells to the fabulous team at mclaren, thank you for the best two seasons ever - unfortunately for me I’m still stuck with this giant pain in the ass as a constant third wheel in my relationship for the foreseeable 😂🥺

tagged: mclaren and landonorris

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landonorris: hahah you can’t get rid of me that easily

landonorris: being serious tho, I’ve loved being teammates with you, and I guess as hard as it is to say, I couldn’t be happier knowing my little sister is dating someone as wonderful as you

carlossainz55: @/landonorris stop it I’m tearing up…that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me 🥲

username28: I can’t believe we’re not going to get weekly carlando anymore

username29: nooooo how could you do this to us carlos

ynusername: ik this wasn’t an easy decision for you, but I’m excited for our next step together 💕

carlossainz55: @/ynusername thank you for being so understanding and supportive, can’t wait for what comes next! ❤️

username30: is y/n going to be moving with carlos…lando won’t be able to cope without his little sister around 💔

charles_leclerc: looking forward to welcoming you both soon - I told you you’d look good in ferrari red didn’t I y/n? 😂

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carlossainz55: a few days exploring the new city that we call home 🌊😊

tagged: ynusername

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landonorris: the uk is still better!!

landonorris: I can’t believe you stole my baby sister from me like this

carlossainz55: @/landonorris I promise that I’ll look after her

landonorris: @/carlossainz55 just like you promised to never break my heart and leave me at mclaren?? 💔

username31: it feels strange not seeing the two of them with lando right beside them

username32: lando genuinely sounds gutted not to have them next door anymore

georgerussell63: glad to see you guys are settling in nicely 😊

charles_leclerc: can’t wait to catch up with you guys over the next couple of days

ynusername: let’s continue to make more amazing memories 💕💕

username: they both look so happy to be in italy

username33: I’m so glad y/n decided to move out with carlos

username34: my carlando heart can’t bare to see them apart

danielricciardo: can confirm lando has not stopped moaning about how lost he is without you both the past couple of days

ynusername: tell him to grow up @/danielricciardo I’m not a baby anymore

landonorris: @/ynusername STOP YOU’LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY SISTER

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ynusername: the colours might have changed but my man being top of the podium remains the same 🔥🏆

tagged: carlossainz55

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charles_leclerc: welcome to the best team in f1!! ❤️

carlossainz55: thank you for always supporting me, cannot wait for our new adventure my love 🥰✨

ynusername: @/carlossainz55 so proud of you, excited to see you continue being the amazing man you are 🥺

username35: these pictures must be breaking lando’s heart

username36: I still think y/n looks better in papaya

danielricciardo: you two lovebirds are something else

landonorris: I never thought my own sister would betray me like this

ynusername: @/landonorris I’m still a mclaren girl at heart 🫢🧡

carlossainz55: @/ynusername I’ll pretend I didn’t just read that

lilymhe: teach me how to look as good as you in the paddock pls 🙏🏻

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carlossainz55: carlando is still going strong (according to lando who still believes he is my favourite member of the norris family 🙄) hope this stops you feeling so jealous boo

tagged: landonorris

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landonorris: thank you for thinking about my feelings bby ❤️

ynusername: @/landonorris 🤮🤮🤮

username37: yay carlando lives on

username38: I always knew they’d still make time for each other

username39: has y/n been the true third wheel along

danielricciardo: you left me some big shoes to feel mate

ynusername: the two of you absolutely disgust me…but I wouldn’t have it any other way

 ˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ´ˎ˗

[pierregazly]

a diamond's gotta shine ꨄ lance stroll smau

lance stroll x fem!reader

pic credit: pinterest

i know lance is daddy's money through and through (and i love a nepo baby sorry), but he is so 'my love language is gift giving so i'm going to spoil my girlfriend with everything i can' boyfriend material so here's that basically

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yourusername he ALWAYS let me drive the truck... sorry taylor

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lance_stroll it is not a truck and PLEASE stop eating in the aston martin

lance_stroll at least stop eating in it without me

chloestroll wouldn't want a matcha date with anyone else 💗

liked by yourusername and 462 others

username imagine just casually eating fruit in a literal aston martin??? i dont even eat fruit in my car in fear of everything getting sticky 😭

username i want her life so bad

lance_stroll

tagged yourusername

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lance_stroll spent the last 2 years with her shoes in my hands after nights out, hoping for a hundred more

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yourusername i am SO obsessed with you

yourusername even after 2 years, gonna be obsessed with u forever lance_stroll wouldn't have it any other way

username the toaster and i have a hot date with the bathtub tonight

username the things i would do to have lance stroll hold my shoes in his million dollar hands after a night out :(

username i want someone to love me even half as much as lance loves y/n ugh

chloestroll i taught you well

yourusername

tagged lance_stroll

liked by lance_stroll, yourfriend, estebanocon, and 450,687 others

yourusername all i asked for was a picture, and he decided to give me 2 years of his life and his heart. i'll love you til my lungs give out.

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username all she asked for was a PICTURE 😭 and he gave her his heart 😭 and she'll love him til her lungs give out 😭

username im literally throwing up, sobbing, screaming, dying at this caption

lance_stroll my heart has been yours since the day you blew my breath away

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username i usually hate lovey-dovey couples but these two... girl they got me wanting to be adopted frfr

username im calling it... girlypop's gonna have a ring by year 3 for sure

lance_stroll

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lance_stroll yeehaw

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username this is such a look... are we sure this man isn't from alberta

yourusername i will save all the horses if it means i get to ride this cowboy

username y/n.... estebanocon there are children on this app

username i was literally waiting for that y/n comment... these two are disgustingly unhinged

yourusername has added a story

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lance_stroll why didn't you post the pic of both of us in the bath :(

yourusername i wasn't trying to traumatize your family my love lance_stroll u posted that you're going to 'ride this cowboy' but a pic of me in the bath is too much?

yourusername

tagged lance_stroll

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yourusername do you think i get to meet emily in paris or am i stuck with lance

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lance_stroll i just bought you that croissant and coffee and this is what i get as thanks????

yourusername i am so obsessed w u im sorry my favourite cowboy 🥺

username this is so wholesome lance is so boyfriend coded im crying

username y/n is literally living her best life ever i want to be her so bad

scottyjames31 i just know all of these photos were taken at least 75 times

yourusername mind ur own business scotty

lance_stroll and yourusername

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lance_stroll watching you walk down the aisle will make me the luckiest man alive

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estebanocon did you pay her to say yes?? congratulations you two 🥂

chloestroll even though i helped plan this entire thing i STILL cried on the phone. so happy for you both!!

username this man bought her like 5k worth of goodies and then put a RING that's probably worth my yearly salary on her finger??? god has chosen his favourite

yourusername im so lucky to be the one you've chosen to spend the rest of your life with. je t'aime 💗

taglist

@leclercdream @myescapefromthislife @leclerces

i didnt tag anyone that specifically requested in the replies to be tagged for 'to live for the hope of it all' and all its parts (mostly bc idk how taglists work and i dont wanna bother yall), so if you'd like to be on my taglist for everything please send me a quick ask/dm (or u can just reply and say you'd like to be tagged for everything)! thank you for all the love

[ginevrastilinski-ocs]

Narnia OCs Time!!

It's the my Narnia's babies time! Since it seems like we're all in this mood, I thought it was a good moment to introduce them! (Special thanks to @andromedalestrange and @randomestfandoms-ocs for some fcs, I was getting crazy so thank you darlings!)

Also two little things I feel the need to tell: it's been a while since the last time I read the Chronicles (so don't yell at me pls) and! My ocs are going to be a "fusion" of the books and the movies (Like, taking my favourite things from both and changing what I don't like... Susan not returning at all for example lmao) And! It's me finding a different way to make almost all of them immortal/ageless/slow-aging bc I want them being in more than one movie/book lmao

Last thing, I'm gonna to explain so little about their plot/vibes/actual things so if you wanna know more about some specific ocs feel free to send an ask, I can't wait to talk about them more 🥺

Tagging my Narnia besties @daughter-of-melpomene @come-along-pond @dancingsunflowers-ocs bc I think they would enjoy this (tell me if I didn't have to 🥺)

Nevan Dair - basically Powerful Boy so The White Witch kidnapped recruted him as her little puppet right-hand man (yep, he's a child and there's a lot of manipulation here); meets Edmund and goes on full "I'm going to murder for you" so betrays Jadis; basically immortal (but not really, it's complicated) for the spark inside him; looks like they would kill you is actually a cinnamon roll vibe; Edmund Pevensie ship FC: Kit Young

Margaret "Magpie" Kirke - Digory Kirke's granddaughter; lives with her grandpa bc oopsie dead parents; enters in Narnia with the Pevensie sibs (and becomes a Queen of Narnia actually); will come back once again with them (and the third time she'll stay in Narnia lol); Peter Pevensie & Prince Caspian ship FC: Florence Pugh

Elizabeth "Liz" Pevensie - Edmund's twin sister; one of the ruler of Narnia along side her sibilings; will also be the Last Queen before the destruction of Narnia alongside Aine; Aine Meraxes ship FC: Maisie Williams

Verena Mars - Narnian noble, fights against the White Witch, meets the Pevensie sibs, during their reign her and Susan fall in love; when they come back to the Human World Aslan doesn't let her follow them so she finds a way to become "ethereal"/ageless to wait Susan's come back (is ready to kill Aslan anyone that comes in her way of having her happy ending); basically I'm all we supports women rights and wrongs; Susan Pevensie ship ovb FC: Hailee Steinfeld

Arjuna - The White Witch descendant, semi immortal due the Silver Apple her mother ate; will eventually bretray her mother for saving the kids she befriended; Peter Pevensie ship FC: Freya Allan

Avaluna Lohan Kirke - baby born under the Golden Age; wants to visit the Human World so searches the Door the Pevensie arrived with; basically finds it when they found the Lamp-post so she leaves with them and is now stuck in the Human World; gets adopted by Digory Kirke bc how do you explain it to anyone else?; Lucy ship FC: Elle Fanning

Aine Meraxes - princess of a little independent reign on a Isle on the borders of Narnia; they have dragons lol; the Long Winter didn't get there bc a Coven protects it; gets called for help against the White Witch; is a witch herself; uses a similar spell the White Witch used on Charn after the Golden Age ends; will eventually be the Last Queen of Narnia alongside Liz; Liz Pevensie ship FC: Milly Alcock

Killian Evada - leader of a secret organization that plots against the White Witch; turns out that is actually a human that found Narnia; comes back on Earth with the Pevensie sibs; Edmund Pevensie ship FC: Thomas Brodie Sangster

Shivani - world traveller (basically is born with the power of yellow and geen rings); comes from a world that was destroyed before Narnia was born and has lived for non-specified time in the Wood Between The Worlds; the time there made them kind of immortal; ship TBD FC: Jessie Mei Li

Amaranta Ira - High Witch of Narnia (at least she should be); her ancestors used to be the Second In Command of Narnia's Army before the Age of Winter; became basically the Narnian version of a vigilante during the White Witch's reign lmao; (will probably be with the Pevensie when they come back so she is stuck in England for a long time); Caspian and/or Edmund ship FC: Amita Suman

Leocadius Thorne - comes from a family of librarians basically; actually, keepers of the list of every Narnian Ruler since the beginning of everything; no plot just vibes ship TBD FC: Isaac Hempstead Wright

Merletta of Narnia - Aslan's priestess; just a little bit of plot, mainly vibes; ship TBD (but maybe Lucy Pevensie) FC: Ceara Coveney

Neera Merwyna - siren and pirate (sort of); no plot just vibes; Prince Caspian ship FC: Halle Bailey

Fitzroy Mahogany - Narnian noble? this is literally "I just vibe with this fc but I have no plot, might scrap them but until then..."; ship TBD (Peter?) FC: Douglas Booth

[kedsandtubesocks]

lovely @strawberrystepmom posted this template a few days ago and I am so late to this party but I just had to ♥️

(also thank you Kendall for being so sweet and kind for the open tag and for being the biggest champion of embracing a self ship, you are a true gem 💕)

and I know..I know it’s G*jo but he’s infected my brain…I can’t stop I need someone to bang me over the head with an anvil PLS 🤡

But seriously, this was actually so fun and I giggled way too much doing this, honestly I’ve mainly enjoyed seeing everyone else do this, seeing their choices, and just have fun!!

I’m calling out these cuties just because I wanna be a gremlin (sorry it’s the Gojo influence don’t blame me blame him)

@the-wild-wolves-around-you @ofmermaidstories @andypantsx3 @willowser @sukisweetie @acerathia @stellamancer @procrastination-artist

but this is open for anyone else who wants to do this and if you want to then pls!! Go for it!! Let me see ur selfships so I can make cute 2000’s otp amv’s of y’all 🥺

here’s the template!!

[justpassingbii]

plot bunny

So I had a new plot idea. Just a thought I found interesting but anyone can feel free to take it and use it, just let me read it too 🥺

It probably fits in for any fandom, it was just thought up as a (reverse) harem setting (or at least for multiple pairings side by side) and I thought it up as a MDZS fanfic so I explain it in that setting further down.

TW: period typical racism/homophobia/sexism, slavery is a big plot point and all the issues it has, like potential non/dub con (nothing happens but it is mentioned and other characters think it is normal and what should be happening)

I tried tagging it properly but do let me know (kindly)

The basic idea was:

an AU set in the age of discovery (yes I am european fam, even had to look up the name for this in english kkkk) with an OC/reader insert that is financially Independent from their family and is very eccentric in their spendings (yes they have a family but for some reason the family does not interfere in their business. bonus points if OC is a woman since sexism was a thing at the time)

now characters from canon are being sold as slaves (not all at once, just the one first and then keep them coming and adapt to the fandom/character) OC was established as rich and eccentric so they buy the character and take them home but (not so shocking) treat them very kindly.

Now I'll describe this as I thought it up but again, I think this might fit in for any fandom/characters and I would really like seeing other people's take on this

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OC is rich and has a family but is independent from them. I go so far as to think she is the main source of income and status for them, despite some of that having established before her. So she has her own house and does her own spendings and her fam can´t publicly interfere but they do some bashing behind her back (and to her face cuz she is a softie, especially for the family) but she will still try to stand her ground to do the things she wants and they let her cuz this is how they got their wealth and fame so far.

She is at the market and sees slave traders and is going to move past until the foreign looking (they are all foreign, it's why people decided they should be slaves - eww - but this one looks different from any other slave and is even being marketed as such). She decides to take him in so she buys him and brings him home. She speaks a couple of languages (I am making it be an unusual thing for that time but she is a language afficionado - ignore my projecting pls) but not his so another plot point is her personally teaching him and learning from him.

It's Jiang Cheng. He is moody but nothing if not adaptable and quickly resigns himself to playing along for his own sake until he can figure something else out. She takes him home, lets him bathe and gets the servants to bring over picture books and the most basic reading and writing learning books and tools. She starts personally teaching him.

Some more projecting and the OC is portuguese but speaks english so she tries to tell him only she speaks english here but if he wants to learn that or portuguese. (haven't quite decided which one he chooses and further down the line I decided they also have their own sign language system - a mix of pt sign language and other signs). She goes through the classes with him and even tries to learn some of his in return.

Cute moment when she introduces herself and he does too but she struggles A LOT with the tones for his name and he gets her to call him just Jiang, and he calls her by her first name (she insists and he isn't fully aware of it until later)

She teaches him some basic cultural stuff like how to greet someone (as in the bowing, the language stuff will come a bit later, she is on the more basic but key stuff, so basic nouns for a while).

She also lets him pick his own clothes. She calls over a servant, gestures for clothes and points to both the servant's and his clothes expectantly until he decides to keep his clothing style. She take shim to the tailors and I am playing on the assumption they have their own fabrics for clients to choose from in there so she lets him pick the fabric for his main outfit but they also get him some "normal" ones. He picks purple obviously, and she lets him, no matter how expensive purple fabric actually is - she is rich so she should spend it, no?

(this paragraph has mentioned/discussed dub con but nothing happens) Last character specific point (or at least that gets really developed for the first character that appears) is how everyone expects that he will be a sex pet (I am sorry) so a room isn't prepared for him - he is expected to sleep in her bed and with her. He is taken by the butler (who is period typical and therefore not very supportive of all the progressive shit she does and how she does it but hasn't been disrespectful so far) who lets him get washed up and then has him kneeling on the floor in her bedroom waiting for her in just his pants. She comes in, sees him there, touches his cheeks all tender but with a very obvious sadness in her eyes. She kisses his forehead and takes his hands to lead him to the bed but tucks him in, and then gets in herself (let her do a speed run of her nightly routine, baby deserves her -limited - skin care). she lies next to him and even holds his hand but nothing more. they wake up cuddled to each other but nothing happened other than that forehead kiss and hand holding (*~kya~* lol) and nothing happens the continuing nights.

Now onto more characters (that part was long cuz 1 gives a lot of setting and a lot of things are explained now because they will be very similar for all characters and 2 I love JC, if you didn't know)

I thought of letting Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian come next, caught as a pair. She is once more out and about, with JC, and he spots them. He tells her and she buys them, gives them a similar treatment, she has JC to explain the things he already knows and things go a bit smoother with that extra bit. JC tells her they are a couple so she gets them the room next to hers. JC keeps sleeping with her cuz the alternative is to sleep next to that couple and we all know they like their "everyday" (he also really likes sleeping next to her but will never admit it out loud). I havent developed much for these two so far except that I wanna play with Wangji's mommy issues so....

She is a bit keen on physical touch but not keen on crossing anyone's boundaries so she goes slowly. Hand holding is mostly for outings in crowded spaces (there are 3 guys now but she holds hands with JC and one of wangxian who hold hands themselves and problem solved) but she opens her arms wide open to express intent to hug and holds her hand next to the body part she wishes to touch (arm or face, dont be perverts - yet) and only touches if they acknowledge her intent and allow her (not moving away from her or pushing her away/pushing her hand to where they wouldn't mind/actually want her touching - no perverted shit *yet*). Wangji is actually keen on this and one time she caresses his face and he calls her "A-niang". She is clueless so far so she tilts her head and Wangji, emboldened by this, points to her and repeats it, before pointing at himself and saying "baobei". she understands this is something about how to address each other so she complies and calls him "baobei", not noticing his red ears and the shocked faces on the other two. Include a scene of WWX and JC confronting him about it and he is unfazed, in one of the language classes she still insists on personally giving, LWJ tells her and she doesn't mind either, whatever floats their boat (she is SOOOOOO into all of them but the whole master-slave thing makes consent an issue so she has decided to NEVER do anything with none of them - she can't even be sure if even if they initiated it, if it was out of a sense of obligation or because they really wanted her)

On the topic of forms of address, after trust is established and feelings, LWJ calls her A-niang and she calls him baobei, JC calls her a normal nickname for wtv name she has and she calls him A-Cheng at first and later on (after the A-niang incident) she calls him Cheng-ge (he is flustered cuz it never happened before but he is indeed older than her so she says it's only right), WWX is A-Xian/Xianxian and calls her Jiejie/*name/nickname*-jie.

Later on come 3zun. Kinda wanna separate Lan Xichen, he arrives first and Wangji recognizes him so we all know now she has to buy him too (and traders start to see she only buys this type of slaves and this might become an issue, and also now she has 2 similar ones and they think they can finally start to understand her preferred type - joke's on them hehe). The others help him blend in, etc etc, he has the gentlest vibes and maybe later on can be a bit of a right hand man to her (as well as JC because I say so and he is the one that has been with her the longest). Nie Mingjue and Jin Guangyao/Meng Yao come later but together (yes NMJ is still alive, I need his himbo energy). They are at odds with each other anyway and as she is trying to buy them, she hasn't brought enough money on her to buy both so she tries to bargain by trying to trick the merchant into a buy 1 get 1 free (throwing in a bit extra above the normal price for one so its more like a discount on the second one) and oh the mental implications this has on JGY that OC is gonna deal with.

Also just thought that Nie Huaisang will have to come looking for his brother but he at least is smart enough to come as a master himself and not a slave so he becomes her esteemed guest.

Other peripherical thoughts include her family visiting and the guys seeing the strained relationship and becoming protective of her, talks of releasing them/them escaping, thoughts of them bringing in different ideas that she capitalizes on (if one of the ideas evolves enough she might let the guy that came up with it be in charge of it), slice of life shennanigans, what pairings and they interact how (otp, 3tp, moretp ?), the servants not being understanding or not sharing in her views about the boys and being fired, reference about how she bows to them too low (she is the master and they her slaves) but even after they explained to her she souldn't bow so low, she insists even more on bowing like that, to show she sees them as her equals, how she wants kids but doesn't have a husband - men don't want her to keep her power and influence (period typical shit) and she would ruin her own reputation if she had a kid out of wedlock so she has resigned herself to not hving kids.

Possible other plot points include pressure for her to marry, business competition sabotaging her, attempted assassinations/kidnappings, one of the boys acting out in public and the consequences, her household staff messing up/messing with the guys/with her, a time of some business issues because cultural and societal views on her and how they overcome them.

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anywyay, if you read all of this, please have a chat with me about this, I am having some huge brainrot with this.

[pharawee]

So is this sex or acting? ⁠—Workshop.

[calqlate]

haikyuu characters as manhwa characters pt. 1

includes: kageyama tobio, hinata shouyou, tsukishima kei, yamaguchi tadashi

view m.list!

warning(s): contains spoilers from the manhwas that i've associated each character to

— a/n: i've been reading manhwas since this june (thanks to tiktok) so you can bet i'm falling in love with pretty boys all over again 🥰💘

kageyama tobio as maximillian kasin ashet (from father, i don't want to get married!)

cold, heartless killers on the outside but soft little babies on the inside

them with others 😡⛓️🔪 vs them with their s/o 🥺💘🤲

they're only soft for their s/o and no one else. you don't see that serene and soft smile on their face when they're with anyone else. they only become putty in their s/o's hands.

yk that scene whereby max sent the homing pigeon to jubelian in hopes that she would be less afraid of him (and willing to marry him)? yeah i could 100% see kageyama trying to do the same thing

v protective! if they think that their s/o is not going to be safe (at whatever location they're going to be at), they will tag along (be it personally or as a spy), and bring something along to fight anyone who dares give their s/o second looks.

they will eliminate anyone who dares lay a finger on their s/o. remember that scene when max was 0.5s away from throwing a punch at mikhail at rose's tea party (before jubelian stopped him)? yeah

hinata shouyou as felix robane (from who made me a princess)

purest beans pls i — hold it right there i'm gonna kith you 🥺

they're both really good with children! maybe it's because they both have younger siblings and have naturally easygoing personalities. kids love them and flock to them because they're that relatable to children.

like i mentioned, they have easygoing personalities so they can talk to anyone pretty easily and are very bubbly

however they can get serious as well, depending on the time and place

they get flustered easily! cue that one chapter whereby athanasia teased felix for being called 'the knight of crimson blood' and he turned bright red (chapter 37). because yes, hinata will definitely turn into a tomato once he's teased as well

tsukishima kei as claude de alger obelia (from who made me a princess)

they're both cold and standoffish blondes who literally don't know how to express their emotions properly

they're always on top of their game. they do their work well and probably would just breathe work work work and nothing else.

they don't say much but they definitely are enamoured by their s/o. sure, they don't say "i love you" or anything but you can tell that their definition of their universe is their s/o from the way they look at them and treat them.

similar to claude, i can see tsukishima completely closing himself off from others once his s/o dies and would seal off his heart in fear of getting hurt again

he would also push people away and wouldn't want them getting hurt as well

i feel like tsukishima would definitely behave the same way as claude when it comes to parenting. let me direct you to chapter 108 whereby claude straight-up started punching and kicking the dude who mocked athanasia (man's straight up could have said "it's fine if you insult me, but you're dead meat once you start attacking my daughter"). ofc tsukishima won't resort to violence, but he would definitely tell the guy off, complete with his ice cold glare and tell him something like "if you mess with my kid, you mess with me."

yamaguchi tadashi as erden halstead (from my husband hides his beauty)

bashful and shy babies pls step into my pocket rn my children 🥺

they're super insecure about their looks??? please shove a mirror in their faces and shower them with compliments (call them pretty!) because that's what they deserve! 🥺

they're both really gentle and won't ever even dream of hurting a fly. they'd rather get bitten than kill the fly.

they drink respect women juice every day and respect women. hats off to them and please let me have your hand in marriage 🤲💍

like erden, yamaguchi will 100% put his s/o before himself and wouldn't want to hurt them or make them uncomfortable in any way. they would rather get their heart broken than to break their s/o's heart.

although... erden is definitely more expressive in the jealousy department (but ofc both of them would never tell their partner that they're jealous). remember in chapter 44, erden was communicating with the bellaire in his head (and poor leiticia had no idea what was going on)? well, yamaguchi would most likely stand to the side and just mope with glassy eyes instead of actually glaring at whoever's flirting with his s/o.

tbh yamaguchi could be erden or henrich (from i met the male lead in prison) so like. take your pick.

[vexederolo]

I love your tags tbh.

And I want to elaborate on the whys and hows of it, but my brain won't let me word like that atm, so all I'm gonna say is that they make this tiny shared corner of the internet feel warmer and more intimate. That's a beautiful thing.

So thank you for being 'insane' in the tags, they're very much appreciated.

🥺🥺🥺 pls that's such a lovely thing to say? thank you so much 🥺 And also a lovely view on tags in general, i like it. And I'm happy you like mine, i def mostly use them to ramble for myself and don't think anyone would actually read them so it's nice to know that someone else reads them and also enjoys them. lol like you my brain cannot word right now too (even tho you worded it pretty well tbh) and i don't know how to respond in a coherent way to express how much this ask means to me but. i dunno i've had a pretty exhausting day at work (and not a great week/month either lol) so my mood is not the greatest and like. i was about to call it a day and go to sleep when i saw this ask, and you def made me smile with this and feel a lil bit better, so truly, thank you for sending it <3

[bisexualrapline]

quiz game: what are your best qualities?

tagged by my favorite @gimbapchefs thanks angel 😚

you’re softhearted, warm, and romantic.

when people think of comfort, they think of you. you’re a warm home to return to, a hot beverage in the storm, the cracking of the fire as the night advances, the smile of a stranger and the hands of a lover wrapping a blanket around cold shoulders. maybe you think your softness makes you boring, but you are longed for. if only you know how loved you are just for being. if only you could feel it.

this feels like a very… intense description dkskdks but yes i am (or i like to think i am) soft and hopefully comforting? random emotions dump but i think it’s bc my mom has always been a safe space for everyone that has come to our house she has never let anyone feel out of place or unwanted and i strive to emulate that feeling in all of my relationships i want to be a safe harbor for the people i love in any way i can. anyways now i’ll stop letting uquiz give me existential crises!

tagging my pals @blueandtaes @yoongisbengaliwife @calicooky @userjiminie @loverjimin @jungkooksglasses @kerasines @angelhobi @dinamitae @tae-bebe @bibillyhillsbaby @hazeltae @jinsmin and anyone else who’s feeling it 🥺💗 as always pls ignore me if ur not into it 😚

[jikookiekosmos]

PFP/Icon Moodboard 🖤

Make a moodboard based around your icon/PFP

tagged by @wonderlandless (thank you ❤️)

I love making moodboards wayyyyy too much so this was fun!

tagging: @dntaewithluv @trustingofwinds @xpeachesncream @bangtanhome and anyone else who wants to do it! (also if I annoy y’all with tagging you pls let me know 🥺)

[touyaz]

Hello!!! I hope you're having a good Sunday!!

It's okay! Pls that ask I sent was so long, lmfao I just can't shutup when it comes to Gojou, he's always on my mind 😔

Please I agree 1000000% on that! He really needs to know like literally everything about you, your entire life story, all the things that make you happy and sad and angry and uncomfortable - he wants it all! But! These things are for him only! No one else can know you the way he knows you, and please if he finds out you're keeping him out of the loop on even the most inconsequential thing - he will get very pouty and upset. This man needs to know all the inside jokes too. But you know I don't ever think he would push you to the point of making you like uncomfortable? But also I think Gojou just has this presence? or like aura? idk just something about him will make you wanna give in and divulge in all your secrets and thoughts to him. Also in the bedroom I think he would be very like possessive in the sense that you are mine but also like no one else should ever get to see you like this, it's a sight only reserved for him....I want him so bad pls wtf

Omg yes! If I draw/write something about it, I will definitely tag you!!! Please feral Gojou makes me FEEL so many things, but him being feral over you, GOD IM GONNA GO INSANE!!! Honestly, rip to anyone who tries to help you, Gojou will come for their life

LMFAO pls om dying at the 'just a lil toxic for turning to sex to get your mind off of things/stop you from arguing when he's late or has to cancel plans' wokspapa he really would do that!! A meanie!! A menace!! Owjospw okay but also I think Gojou while lavishing you in gorgeous, expensive gifts, he would always make them heartfelt in a way? Like its not just him randomly or carelessly throwing money to makeup to you, like he really does want to show that he cares for you!!

Yes! I posted the hcs! It's on my masterlist, but here is the link! Loll hopefully it works! - https://ame-791.tumblr.com/post/666773871397076992/cw-none-its-mostly-fluff-smacks-post-this

Would love to hear your thoughts on this!!!

Please him calling himself your guardian angel...pls I will sob. Okay but I can also see him calling himself your shining knight in armor loll aiwlpqoqoql

Pls I'm glad you agree..this man is very annoying, but he is very thoughtful and intelligent 🥺😭 Omg yes! That's a hc of mine that like his house is just like a resting place, but then you come in and transform it into a home, and hes very thankful for that. Yes! Like he loves that you depend on him, it just soothes this itch that's deep in his heart, but he likes to know that you will be okay without him! Pls I'm plagued with the thoughts of gardener Gojou, if you ever make a fic or anything out it, please tag me!!!

Yes! I don't think he gives out unnecessary praise all the time especially when you guys first start going out, I think a small reason for it could that it makes him feel vulnerable, and like let's you know how much power you have over him. But it's kinda funny cuz he will tease you and like call you the corniest nicknames and stuff, like pls sir get a hold of yourself. But! I agree! That when he does give out praise, it's always very genuine and loving and affectionate. Hes the type to whisper a soft I love you only after he thinks you have fallen asleep. But! I think his praise would spill out more, if you're like sick or something?? Omg! Pls I'm so obsessed with the thought of sending voice messages with Gojou, like it just makes me so soft, imagining him softly smiling as he listens to your voice telling him about your day or wishing him luck on his mission or just like I love you! Pls I'm gonna sob, I'm so soft for this man 🥺😭💖

Gege please give him a happy ending or I'm coming to Japan to start a riot ♡

Omg!! Yeah!!!!!! Please I remember I made a post about how I headcanon Toji as a very soft dom! And it got like 2 likes lmfao Please I really don't think he would be into degradation and stuff, I also don't think he would have a daddy kink but soakoaqpl

Please I'm the process of writing a sleeping beauty au with Toji because I guess I'll have to write soft Toji myself!!!

Anyways! Sorry for another essay length ask, I just cant seem to shut up about these men, save me 😔

- @ame-791

Ame!!! Hope you’ve had a great week also <3 once again I'm terribly sorry for replying so late <///3 The gojou brainrot is perpetual, he doesn’t deserve all this attention </3

YES EXACTLY. He cannot stand not knowing everything there is to know about you. Learning something new about you is like a little treat to him - there’s just no such thing as secrecy from him. He’ll find out one way or another </3 But yes! I think he’s definitely aware of when he can be pushy for answers, or when he should take a step back because he’ll get you to come around some other time. && yeah he just has this…….. simultaneously off-putting yet trustworthy presence? Like there’s something about him, that little glint in his eye that shines too sharply, that makes you think twice about giving in to him, but before the day’s end, he’ll have you spilling whatever he’s asked for. POSSESSIVE IN THE BED YESSSS okay tw exhibitionism kind of but i rly like the idea of him renting out (he’s rich he could probably buy it just to use it for this purpose) a penthouse. You’ll be on the highest floor & he’ll fuck you against the window, making you look down on all those people like you two are some superior power couple ‘none of those pathetic bastards down there could ever have you like this. They can look all they fuckin’ want but this - all of you - is just for me, got that? You’re mine. Only mine.’ type beat yknow?? The windows are def those one-way ones, so you can see out but ppl below cant see in bc there’s no way he’s /actually/ letting someone else look at you like that.

Jjk spoilers kinda!!! Pls i literally cannot wait for the day they animate his fight w touji i just know its gonna be insaneeeeee. The animation style is so pretty i just,,, God i’m praying that they capture the power drunk essence of that moment well. FR THO!!! He’s completely unrivalled and he knows it. No one’s stupid enough to get in his way and if they are he’ll make them regret that ;p

ksajdh he’s just like,,, ‘baby i know you’re mad and i know we need to talk about this, but i havent seen you in so long, let me eat you out and you can scream at me later okay? Okay.’ bc he has so little free time, he doesn’t wanna waste it arguing w you </3 HE WOULDDD! Sometimes i think he’ll buy something glamorous and expensive so you can show off a little (esp for when u two can go on dates together) but he is thoughtful w his gifts! v good at remembering things you’d mentioned off-handedly or he thinks you’d look cute in etc :((

oooo i will def read it when i have the change and lyk!! I got your follow-up but this link works!!

YEAAAAAAAAH hes so cringe i love him. Gojou u r the court’s jester that is all.

Pls the house -> home transition gets me GOING it’s so wholesome. He like,, he knows that people need/ depend him, but thats like on a v base level? They don’t need /him/ they just need someone strong - but you, you want /him/ for who he is, and that feeling of being wanted turns him to mush :( but yeah he’d be so bummed w someone that relies on him constantly bc he just,, cant give them that no matter how much he’d like to :(

AA if i ever write it i will !! but honestly im like. So scared of writing for gojou bc he’s one of my favourite characters and i just would Hate to not get the characterisation perfect for him lmaoo. I barely read fics for him bc i’m so picky abt his characterisation & when i do read for him i have to like heavily dissociate otherwise i will spend the entire time mentally correcting everything little thing i disagree with kadjhdskj

daksjhd no literally he’s like ‘i want to see /you/ vulnerable, but me? Never ever, i’m not that weak’ shut up and praise me gojou </3 omg and (i’m self projecting here lmaoo) but if he finds out you have a praise kink he’s holding that over your head and making you work for the tiniest CRUMB of praise. Ughh head empty of everything except him saying hmm, there’s my good girl/boy~ when you finally cave in <//3 LITERALLY PAINFUL BEING W THIS MAN <///3 also yes omg gives u a lil forehead kiss, says i love you, then like the creep he is he’ll watch you sleep for as long as possible 😭

omg…. Omg omg omg doting bf gojou who teases you for getting yourself sick and coos in that sickeningly sweet voice of his when you cough and grumble about him being annoying. ‘That’s no way to talk to your saviour, is it? Guess i’ll just take all this soup and chocolate to someone who’ll appreciate me :(‘ asjkdh literally such a freak bc you’ll go into a coughing fit and he’ll pat your back or wtv, but he’ll get this stupid little (MASSIVE) grin on your face as he does so bc he lowkey (highkey) loves you relying on his help <///3 UGH AND YES!!! He saves all your voice notes, he’s so fucking obsessed he’s probably made a playlist full of all of them LMAO

NO BC LITERALLY if my faves are not smiling and happy by the end of it i’m going to commit murder

kdajshd PLS LMAOOO you’re so right tho, he’s a soft dom, no one can change my mind. I think he might do things like degradation but its like,, only to keep up that cold, ruthless facade of his. When he drops the mask and is actually vulnerable, he’s such a service dom, doing the mostest all for your pleasure. And yea no fr, i’m like bleh abt daddy kinks but idk i think it’d remind him of his family and he’d hate it akjdhs again, it’s smth that fits that mean guy persona of his, and sometimes he can tune it out bc he probably gets used to hearing it, but other times he’ll turn the other person fdau so he doesnt have to hear them lmfaooooo

AAAA do not apologise for that at all !!! i have sm fun talking abt all this with you!!! I cannot save you if im also drowning </3

[oldcurse]

10 characters 10 fandoms 10 tags - @venusrobots tagged me 😁

1. Kim Wexler - Better Call Saul. She means the world to me. Everything about her is perfect and Rhea Seahorn’s performance deserves literally so many awards but the garbage emmys won’t even nominate her. She is strong and mean and flawed and a superhero and an insanely stubborn and loyal woman.

2. Mickey Milkovich - Shameless. Oh man this character, they accidentally wrote the best god damn gay character that’s ever been on tv. Once again Noel Fisher’s performance is what made this character who he is. That and the fan’s love for Mickey.

3. Beatrice Horseman - Bojack Horseman. She is a fucking horrible person, a terrible mother, and bunch more bad things but holy shit that back story. The way we continuously inherit the traumas of our parents, the way women were never given a chance literally since the day we’re born. I can’t go into it but this show does an incredible job of writing an incredibly complex female character.

4. Serena Joy - The Handmaid’s Tale. Okay let’s pretend that show only has one season but god damn. Serena Joy is literally the most vile human being and I love her so much. I love when writers get evil women just being evil and awful for no reason other than being evil. That’s her entire motive, she is pure evil. I love that shit

5. Skylar White - Breaking Bad. Clearly I love the way Vince Gilligan (a man..) writes women but damn I’m obsessed with it. She’s nuanced, layered, flawed. She feels so real it’s insane. She is truly human and she was hated for it by the brba fans. Incredible character.

6.Poussey Washington - Orange is the New Black. Hate this show, love Poussey. She was incredible. I am almost never a fan of sunshine-y and cheerful characters but she truly stole my heart. She was so full of love and she just had a really big and beautiful heart. She is an inspiration

7. Sandra Kaluiokalani - Superstore. I fucking love Sandra. She is crazy and secretly evil and I am obsessed with her. I have never loved a sitcom character like this but she floors me every time she has a scene. So fucking funny in the most subtle way ever. Superstore needs a warehouse spinoff so I can get more Sandra pls.

8. Tara Gregson - United States of Tara. Let me start by saying that this show is a terrible disservice to those who live with DID and should not be counted on for accurate representation. I went into it not knowing any of this and of course, Toni Collette delivered the most incredible performance as Tara and I just loved her so much for everything and every part of her.

9. Castiel - Supernatural. As much as I hate to say this, I truly loved this character and when I rewatched the show I was like oh it’s okay I won’t love him like that anymore so I’m sure I can handle watching the show again but god dammit I did. I loved him again and I love him now. He just makes me want to protect him and he has so many fucking layers I really can’t explain it but once again they accidentally wrote one of the best gay characters on tv so of course I fell in love 🥺

10. Rose Tyler - Doctor Who. I cannot believe I almost forgot her but I love her sooo much. She was literally the first female character that kinda finally broke me out of my internalized misogyny but wow she was amazing. She was another character that was like generally a good person but in a real way. She wasn’t perfect and that’s what made her the perfect character.

I don’t really know if I can tag 10 people but if you’re obsessed with tv shows like I am please send me your favs and tell me about the characters you love. I love watching tv it’s the only thing that continues to bring me joy no matter how fucking depressed and upset I am. Anyways I tag @dudealy @timidlouie @tomlinsno @28louistomlinson and anyone else who wants to do it pls tag me 😘🥰