#*SHOT*

[deceptiveshadow]

Quickly scribbled this into existence. I've seen this AU done a couple of times, and ngl I love wing AUs in a majority of things.

Does it make sense? No. Do we care? No.

[alifeasvivid]

... are the--... are the ukus fans who think England should be a one-note sneering smug dom in the room with us right now?

[mydictionary-yume]

WHY IS MY BF SO CUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEE

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

((ngl, Charlie Emily probably learned a whole bunch of creative swears from her time possessing the puppet. Like, do you have any idea how much Markiplier alone swore playing FNAF? And he wasn't in any real danger, unlike the in game security guards.

Charlie, this eight year old child, says fuck once in a while as a treat-))

[pwurrz]

i just think yakumo should take quincy and kuya at once-

[someguywriting]

[fleetsparrow]

I am reading this respectfully.

This is clearly about justice.

[bishiglomper]

So like

Does anyone else specifically shape and tailor their plot to fit in as many phrases, sayings and puns as they can or is that just me 👀

[shit-enmu-says]

I’m bringin zesty back

[boobachu]

no the hammers are for transphobes, as are explosions and cars guns and bricks are for annoying/horny people, tho that may have been retired I haven't checked since 2007.

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

[alifeasvivid]

tits so fine his nipples get flagged as female presenting

[stories-of-the-multiverse]

boop

boop

BAP

meow

Gets bapped.

"Where do these cats keep coming from?"

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[lunarblazes]

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.