#*Wow

[itsmistyeyedbi]

So I'll have to join in in the wedding outfit stuff and jump into people's askboxes later - there's been no power since early this morning and my phone is on its last legs💀💀

[2vulpes]

CONFESSOR ELLEOS ─ 🔥 Scribe of Prayers ✦ Mercy of the Emperor ✦ Penitent of the Sacred Flame

[sparrownnax]

TRICK OR TREAT!!

🎃🍭🕷️

treat! for everyone and several months late! kitty cat pic i took earlier. shes babey.

[ase-trollplays]

Congratulations, Marz, you now have the respect and amazement of a twelve-year old.

But Do Not light the sword on fire. She's afraid

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[peskypixel]

i was so scared for him

[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[ashes-in-a-jar]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[heartbreakincident]

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

[foop204]

(Based in this post)

Happy Pokemon day!! If youre a johto starter you either get isekai’d or become french

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[mochisquish]

This is the funniest headline because they used his name like we all know him😭

[targetedknowledge]

[matkatkitkat]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.