#*bonk* HUSBAND

[nerdragenewvegas]

me, pre Fallout, never having really seen anything with Goggins in it: ehhh he's hot when he's a ghoul but I don't know if he's my cup of tea otherwise me, a month deep in whore-prison with the other ghoulie girlies: I want this weird cryptid ass looking tv evangelist so fucking bad I cannot actually verbalise it, but what I can tell you is that it is something so deep and primal and ancient that I could stand before Cleopatra and attempt to explain myself, and despite us sharing no common tongue, she would understand me.

EDIT: Oh no i got up to the part where it's a flashback and he's a hot uncle and i am literally at critical mass what the fuck

[buttfrovski]

survival instincts where?

also props to cartman for knocking out grown men with a candle stick in ONE swoop.

[27coughs27]

[akascow]

smth smth crowley ‘our bookshop’ smth smth miracle-ing all the books to have slightly different titles for a day smth smth smth aziraphale having to keep quiet while crowley smirks bc of an previous smth smth ‘our car’

[sharky-the-idiot]

hmmmm.......

seems familiar......

[fluffyselfships]

sm6 has no right having grade a voice acting what the fuck

[outerspacedunce]

it's the longest run of idiots in love that's ever been actually

[lovinggreeniehours]

im thinking,,,,, what if i,,,,,,, stay up,,, to wait for the trailer,,,,,,,,,,

[silverlizard012]

💗 Happy Valentine's Day! 💗

[blujayonthewing]

justin, working from home, wordlessly coming into the room to knock me out with a big hammer* for Very Obviously Being Awake With Definitely Not Enough Sleep

me, giggling and cowering: why are you on tumblr, justin :'D

justin: why are YOU on tumblr, JESSICA

[tommyarashikage]

she don't wanna be anybody else // she's a woman in total control of herself

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[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Thinking of Takaaki being the kinkiest mf of the century. And also being the most silliest bitch, too. I swear, you can choke him (in trying to kill him) and he'll just enjoy it. He'll probably ask you to continue, harder. Maybe even restrain him so he can't break free of your hold. Would he moan? Yes. Just to throw you off before getting the upper hand and absolutely beating the fuck out of you.

At least he enjoyed it before he beat the living daylights out of you.

*sighs* I love how my headcanons are so out of character but I don't care. He's gay and kinky and a huge slut.

[sorrellegiance]

the surveyors were very nice to me :))

[eorzeansavagery]

THE DRAGONS ON THE HILL.

If you get the reference, no you don't this is a totally original idea.

[jagar-tharns]

Paravina instinct

[ video from here https://twitter.com/Thero_85/status/1592162543304609794?t=8qustotqJ_t1QadlIGK2sQ&s=19 ]

[youhavereachedtheendofpie]

pls help me stop spending money :(