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codeform · 1 year

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im gonna fuck up a muffin chocolate chips are so fucking good and flynn trired to make APPLES.?!

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frankiebirds · 3 months

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do you ever think that the reason hotch is so willing to accept affection from garcia when he isn’t from the rest of the team is at least partially because receiving affection from garcia doesn’t force him to admit he is a person worthy of affection. because garcia is just Like That. when other people show affection towards him he bristles because he believes deep down that he is a bad person unworthy of love, but when garcia shows him affection, he can justify to himself that garcia is only affectionate towards him because she’s affectionate to everyone, not because he’s particularly deserving. weirdly, he accepts it because he can reject it. haha. i do.

#i’m writing this in the breakroom at work sorry if it’s incomprehensible </3 #when other people are nice to him he’s like ‘what the fuck. how dare you insinuate i’m a person. jail for 5000 years’#but when garcia is nice to him he can accept it because he can see it as indicative of how she views people #rather than how she views him #obviously he is wrong and in denial. someone hit this middle-aged man with the therapy stick #criminal minds #penelope garcia #aaron hotchner #garcia & hotch #character analysis #not fic

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numbuh424 · 4 days

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Near is so unbothered because he has hobbies. literally solved the biggest murder case in human history all while crafting, playing, building, and collecting. actual king of having hobbies. reblog this with a hobby you think Near would have.

#death note #nate river #near #near death note #I think after the kira case Near just starts trying out a whole bunch of different hobbies in addition to his already many existing ones #you could reasonably assume he has picked up almost anything at this point #using that detective billionaire money for little knick knacks and activities #I think about this a lot but I think near would enjoy billiards #dunno if he'd be good at it but I think he'd enjoy the act of lying on the table when playing #it's just another bed for him and sometimes he gets to hit balls with a stick and that's fun too

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impossiblekittydelusion · 23 days

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Put those fucking doe eyes away, wilson

#the fuckng look in his eyes as House begs to do medical malpractice #youre down so bad babygirl #just fuck him already #how the fuck does he have such soft brown eyes i need to hit him with a stick #james wilson #house md #hilson

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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At the start of this project all I wanted was to 'learn how to draw' using comics as a medium and the MDZS audio drama as inspiration.

I've come *very* far from making simple, 3 panel black and white comics, and I truly do intend to go even further. Thank you to everyone who cheered me on throughout 2023, it has been an incredible year in so many ways I never could have imagined. I look forwards to drawing throughout 2024 B*)

#poorly drawn mdzs #art summary #It's so interesting looking back at how my style and technique changed throughout the year!#I used PD-wwx as the consistent factor (October is an exception) and you can see so many processes going on.#My little petri dish amoeba (with a little red bow to tell him apart from the other amoeba) <3 #Whether it's getting new markers or trying out a new shading style - it's cool seeing a snapshot of my journey like this B*)#There's certainly been a slower curve to my overt improvement *but* I have become so much faster!#My life outside of drawing has been hectic and at several points extremely stressful this year. For all the work this blog has been-#-It has truly been a life saving anchor when the darkest of times have hit.#Love is hard work. Change is even harder work. Sticking to a goal I set out for myself and striving to keep going was worth it.#And I love drawing. I think there has always been something in me that longed for this. And it is finally tangible! I can draw!!!#I wanted to make a more elaborate year reflection where I looked back at my favourite comics and jokes.#but I'll leave that to the one year anniversary.#I have also been collecting a ton of statistics throughout the year and I am desperate to share them. I'm that kind of nerd B*)#I can never say it enough: Thank you all for the kindness and support. I wish everyone a lovely 2024!!!

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secretlythatsme · 3 months

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i feel like Most dpxdc crossover fics have dp and dc in the same universe which like, is still fun don't get me wrong, but there's so many missed opportunities with them being in fully separate universes!

i'm specifically thinking of an au where the dcu is fictional in danny's universe like in ours. so instead of him being dropped in a random city, he's fully isekaid into the dcu and has to deal with the implications of that. danny not being a dc fan could def be interesting, but i personally really like the idea of him being a fan! i think he'd be really into characters like martian manhunter or the superfam since they're more directly related to space, but i think he'd have appreciation for the common dpxdc characters like the batfam too.

but anyway i'm just thinking of dc fan danny who somehow gets dropped into the dcu and is immediately clocked as Different and Knowing by literally every hero/vigilante there. damian screams bloody murder at him and danny just gives him this look like "i know what you've been through and you're just a kid so i won't hold it against you even though that was pretty mean" and damian is sooo pissed cause what the fuck does this guy know?? danny looks at jason like he's seeing robin and not red hood,,, he sees batman one day and gives him the most begrudging respectful and also highly judgemental glare. danny seeing clark on the street and immediately noping and turning around like no not dealing with superman today no thanks. danny randomly happens to be walking next to wally and tries to get him into a walking race. danny who keeps looking up at the sky whenever the watchtower is above him.

i just love the idea of danny walking around knowing way too much, not even necessarily being Powerful at this point, he just knows! too! much! and every hero who meets him feels completely exposed like how does this random kid give everyone the heebie jeebies.. what does he know.. how much does he know... why does he know... etcetc.

idk i love casually creepy danny

#he's so funny to me #danny seeing bruce wayne in the grocery store: glares at him like he knows every single secret flaw obsession that bruce has #bruce: 🤨#j'onn tries to read his mind and danny immediately panics and thinks of like fnaf or something #danny: don't think about the teen.titans cartoon do NOT think about the teen.titans cartoon #personally i think this au works best when danny truly has no ulterior motive like he really got hit by a bus or landed there #danny: turns into a complete stick near cass in hopes that she won't figure him out #cass: 🤨#obviously aus like this can also be made way more interesting by having seriously injured danny or ghost king danny #deaged danny or even assassin danny #how did he become an assassin in his normal world you say? don't ask me man im just the messenger #dpxdc #dcxdp #i love silly teenager danny he's so special to me #danny: like yes i should go home but do you think i can bring these limited edition jl figures with me?????

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eff-plays · 11 months

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Is this your remorseful and selfless and uncorruptible meow meow.

#i got this on my first playthrough and i screenshotted it because the line hit me like a truck #it felt SO significant to him as a character and i LIKE it #but it does fully show his main flaw #and that's WHY i like it #but like ... this is him y'all #don't look away and pretend he's soo justified and it's just a trauma response or whatever #cuz i know a bitch when i see one!!#embrace it! he's FUCKED!!#don't smooth over his edges just because you don't wanna look at them damn #bg3 #astarion #bg3 fandom critical #anyway haha he's sooo cute in this pic<3 #*beats him to death with a stick of salami*

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hmmm-shesucks · 10 months

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One of the Foxes makes the mistake of asking Kevin how often he thinks about the Roman Empire to which he responds, “I’m glad you asked.” And then makes the whole team sit through a two hour PowerPoint presentation. He makes them take notes and gives a pop quiz after. Everyone fails. Kevin is disappointed.

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echosong971 · 11 months

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Some Lost Memory

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kashmimo · 6 months

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Pest control

#pokemon #Pokecomic #Rival blue #Rival green #Trainer leaf #Blue oak #Green oak #Conflictingshipping #pokemon frlg #pokemon hgss #Kashart #Green matures a lot after frlg; as a gym leader he builds this image of a mature person who always has wits about him #All that maturity is lost when he sees his rival getting hit on lol #Or in this case its what he perceives lol #Where did all that maturity go....#He still has a lot of growing up to do #Ah in this case he felt bad for scaring the trainer lol so he offered him a free tour of Oak's lab #The trainers magnetite wouldn't stop glaring at him otherwise lol #It's trainer is timid so it probably sticks up for it #The trainer himself is delighted though #He's a fan of both the kanto champion and the renowned pokemon professor #Doesn't care much for the viridian Gym leader lol #Oh no I rambled too much...

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rystiel · 4 months

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with the maxley renaissance happening rn the goofy movies are getting more fanart, and unfortunately bobby keeps getting hit with the twinkification beam

#HE ISN’T A STICK GUYS !!!!!#i’ve been hit with the urge to draw him #so i might #we’ll see #fucking loved the goofy movies when i was younger so it’s awesome seeing more fanart #but PLEASEEEE !!!!!!!! STOP TWINKING THEM!!!!!!!!!!#goofy movie #an extremely goofy movie #bobby zimmeruski

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zleepysnails · 3 months

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good morning spookysville