#*sober

[howtobeamagicalgirl]

1. I am sick and my throat hurts so bad and my voice is all scratchy and rough, and unfortunately I am obsessed with my new sexy sick voice and I keep talking just to hear myself talk and believe it or not, this makes it worse.

2. What was Popeye the Sailor's baby's name. Horseradish

3. When I was a child, I thought the word "arithmetic" was pronounced "arth-uh-mat-ic." For some reason.

4. Today at work a little girl was screaming and crying bc she was scared of another child (for no reason I can discern), and she was trying to climb my leg screaming "DADDYYYYY DADDYYYYY" bc she doesn't know how to pronounce my name and "daddy" is basically a second-person pronoun to her, and the classroom assistant in the room with me at the time was like "why daddy and not mommy. is she. motherless." And I said "yeah, she has two dads" and she looked at me blankly for a minute before asking "how is that possible."

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[dragon-babe]

I think Toriel is an alcoholic. The scene at the very end of chapter 4 where she's dancing with Sans, I wanted to highlight Kris's reaction.

They're disappointed and embarrassed Suzie has to see this, but they're not surprised like she is. They don't want to engage in this situation at all.

She's a happy drunk, having a good time, sure. She offers Kris some food, but doesn't engage with them at all. Doesn't check in why they were out so late or on their mental state. There's so many themes of neglect in deltarune that this clearly isn't just a one off event.

This scene is just a Lot, it just struck me mostly because I watched nearly this exact same scene play out with my own mother.

[selineabanto]

hear me outs but they're drunk and silly

[gigizetz]

dionysus drawing I did while drinking wine

[botanyshitposts]

if i had a partner i would wake them up right now and i would say babe wake up im thinking about the plants that went extinct in the kt boundary comet blast again. babe the world has ended 1 million times and i want to grieve for every single one of them and its really messed up except for immediately after the kt extinction event when the ferns had so much sex they left an observable stripe of spore-dense matter fossilized in the rock forever, like that part was kinda funny. i think i have a stmoach ulcer again btw

[onewithblankets]

this week on game changer, I am faced with the realization that good actors are, in fact, good actors

[joejhang]

NEED the aftg fandom to stop demonising andrew just let him exist. sleeping with his arms draped over the steering wheel, smashing his racquet against the wall when he got scored on, staring at neil in silence for a full minute after finding out what the foxes named the cats, "what are you doing with a maserati?" "driving it.", drinking hot chocolate and watching movies with bee, buying neil armbands so he doesn't have to see his scars, running up and down the stairs in the stadium, falling asleep on the beanbag in the dorms, muttering something that makes renee laugh under his breath during an interview, studying criminology for the shits n giggles, clocking jeremy immediately and going back and gossiping to renee about it, buying clubbing clothes for neil, UGH andrew minyard you will always be loved by me.

[drops-of-universe]

Guys i’ve found a way to make it through the loneliness!!! substance abuse

[lenaellsi]

they forgot what they were talking about

[heartstringgs]

pre-tfc , extra content :

the raven king, chapter eight :

the king's men, chapter ten :

the king's men, chapter seventeen :

kandrew [ w/ neil ] + the 2 year quest

[mattdrawsalottathings]

Sansby Across the Multiverse!!

Finally done with this lil thing, made my fingertips numb(still numb rn) and made me stay up alot(which helps since i gotta wake up at 4 for sahur ngl)

Frame by frame babeyyyy!!!

Credits:

UnderTale by tobyfox

UnderFell by underfella/community

UnderSwap by community

HorrorTale by sour-apple-studios

UnderTrack by @ken-tfc

Code!Sans by @callmeherry

OuterTale by 2mi127

AddictedTale by Yours truly (*ゝω･*)

[vodid]

Do you trust me, Agent Blurr?

[miniaturekeytar]

sober cop

[ef-1]

If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about