#*works

[userjungkook97]

i wanna see it, in motion, in 3d

[eiightyone]

lando/oscar | one shot | 12k

Even though his eyes refuse to focus, Lando knows the state of the face looking back at him in the bathroom mirror. Grey circles under his eyes, curls sticking in every which way, and a very light sheen of sweat covering his forehead. The same face that’s looked back at him twice before. “Fuck!” He shouts at his own fuzzy reflection. This time, he knows it’s not a fluke. It’s as clear as any other memory he has; twice now, Lando has lived through his birthday. Twice now, he’s died. He’s going to walk out of the bathroom door in a moment, hear Daft Punk be played at a frankly inhumane volume, and then any set of variables might occur that will nonetheless result in the same outcome. Death. Lando is stuck in a fucking time loop.

READ HERE (archive locked)

[lavenderleahy]

Can the bucktommy side of tumblr please stop complaining about what the buddie side of tumblr is doing today. Interpreting the sneak peak as gay eddie/buddie proof is, at worst, cringe. What happened to ship and let ship? If someone is viewing the show through a different lens, it's literally not our business.

I love you all but it is not that deep.

[slav-every-day]

[shadowen]

Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

[ducktollers]

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

[noodle-the-queen]

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

[jasmineandpepper]

Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI ​​looming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.

[itji]

- ˕ •マ و ♡

[userjungkook97]

one time for the present, two times for the past (insp)

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[astronnova]

that one scrapped episode

[prokopetz]

"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[kawareo]

Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"