#*you* are the harasser in question here XD

[coockie8]

Someone could make a post that is literally just listing the definition of proship without actually mentioning the word "proship" and antis would fucking eat it up!

Like you could make a post that's like "It's okay if others have fictional ships that make you uncomfortable, because at the end of the day it's all not real anyway and no one is really getting hurt here, and you shouldn't harass anyone over discomfort."

and the comments will be filled with antis going "Proshitters don't even look at this post! This post is not for you!" and it's like buddy, pal, friend, my dude. That is literally what the definition of proship is.

[basu-shokikita]

uh-oh!

so i just found out i'm being cancelled once again XD alright here we go since you guys are addicted to making up rumors about me

yes i'm into south park, yes i've done zines though if you did the smallest bit of research you'd seen that one of the rules states the characters must be aged up, just like the show aged them up in the post covid special

that said, i am now checking the carrd for the kyman zine is dead so it's not your fault, you guys just couldn't help assuming the worst about a person right?

moving on...

i have not sent people my followers after people who 'express discomfort of my actions', the only time any of my friends spoke to any of these bullies it was @triplefaggot who was already mentioned here, telling someone in one (1) message to stop interacting with their posts because they're my friend and! surprise! when you spread malicious rumors about someone their friends will usually not like you! yeah pretty crazy i know, it's almost like, even the people you hate have people that love them or something.

i have no idea who these people you mention are honestly. if anything i'm impressed anyone was defending me without my knowledge? also, i have never namedropped any of the people who actually did namedrop me in their private server publicly or in this account so uh, no idea how my followers would go after anyone, let alone harass them off the fandom.

but yeah, complete slander aside, @mirrorshards and @triplefaggot are in fact my friends and, even though i don't post the same content they do, if you find them morally reprehensible or whatever, you should probably block me as well. like please just put me in this fandom's blocklist or whatever but do it already instead of obsessing with me and inventing outlandish shit to justify your dislike of me. it's pathetic and honestly kind of embarrassing. i literally have no idea who the op from the 'callout' post is like???????

that's it from my side and if you have any questions my asks are open ✌️ not the anonymous ones, though, duh

[ijwrsmff]

How about Poly Yandere Yor and Yan Loid x reader please.🥺

It may sound a bit jumbled XD I think it sounds okay...? I hope you enjoy either way though! Thank you for requesting, I love them so much. You are appreciated!

Word Count: 1,654

You couldn’t just stand by and do nothing…

A few meters in front of you, a group of teenage boys were harassing a little girl. Now that just won’t do. 

You rushed forward and shoved the biggest of the boys out of the way, and he barely stumbled back. 

The little girl looked so scared…you picked her up in your arms and glared at the boys, “What? You can’t take on someone your own size so you mess with a little girl? Real low, you creeps.” And you tried to walk away with the little girl. 

The boys all laughed, and a couple pulled out knives. 

The little girl began to cry, and screamed “MAMA! PAPA!” 

You shushed her to comfort her and tried to run, but one of the boys grabbed you, trying to take the girl out of your arms. 

“We’re gonna take that little one there. She goes to that big fancy school, that outfit could make us lots of money.” 

Before anything else could happen, the girl looked up at you and smiled. “They’re here.” She said. 

A man and woman rushed up, and took care of the boys within a matter of seconds, before turning to you. 

You set down the young girl, and she ran over to her parents. They looked so scary for a moment, before melting at the sight of their little girl all safe. 

The woman glared at you over the girl’s head, but the girl spoke to calm her “Mama! This person saved me! They came just in time and tried to fight the bad guys but they were scary!” 

The look on the woman’s face turned soft, and she bowed to you “Thank you for saving our Anya.” 

You giggled softly “I didn’t do much. If you two hadn’t come in and saved the day I could have been badly hurt…but I promise I would have done anything to protect her.” 

Now the man looked at you, assessing you with his eyes before he walked over to you and shaked your hand. “We’re the Forgers. I’m Loid, this is my wife Yor, and our daughter Anya. Thank you for trying to protect her.” 

Anya looked to her parents, before turning to you. Something like gear turning happened in her head and she swayed towards you, “Oh, how I wish I had a babysitter. Mama and Papa can be so busy, they would pay really well, but how will I ever find someone to babysit me?” And she fell against you, causing you to hold her to prevent her from falling over. 

Loid and Yor deadpanned at her antics, and you spoke up, “Babysitter…?” And you turned to the couple, “If you need someone to babysit her, I actually have some experience!” 

Yor walked towards you and beamed, “Someone who would do anything to protect our Anya is trustworthy enough to watch her! It would only be a few days a week, and I promise we can pay well!” She grabbed your hands, and smiled wide at you. 

“Well…I’m in school, but it’s all online! If I would be able to work on homework while I babysat her it would be perfect!” And you smiled back at Yor to match her own smile. 

Loud patted Anya’s head and stepped towards you as well. “It’s settled then, when can you start?” 

And that’s how you began to work for the Forgers. It was perfect, and you harbored feelings for the couple after spending not just time with them, but Anya as well. 

To them, the fact that you had such a good relationship with their daughter meant the world. It only caused them to like you so much more…

Today, you were having dinner with the Forgers, sometimes you did a couple times a week after they returned from work. 

It was…quiet. They seemed to be thinking deeply about something. Anya looked back and forth between the three adults, and she said, “Mama…Papa…can they live with us?” 

They both looked shocked at the question, before Loid spoke up, “Well Anya…that would be up to them. They have been babysitting you for a couple months, it would be nice to have them here all the time.” 

There was some type of hidden meaning behind his words, but you couldn’t decipher it. 

Yor looked at you and smiled, with a light blush on her face, “What do you say? Would you like to live with us and work for us full time?” She looked hopeful, and her leg was bouncing up and down, as a nervous tick.

“I-I would love to!” You beamed at them, and they looked relieved to hear your answer. 

Anya hopped up and scooted your chair out, hopping in your lap, “Yay! Anya has a babysitter all the time! And mama and papa can spend even more time with them!” Both looked flustered at the outburst. 

Loud frowned, “Anya, finish your dinner.” He said to her in a scolding tone, but the glimmer in his eyes showed it to not be too serious. 

“Mkay!” She said. 

After that…it seemed as if the Forgers were home more often. They took a couple days off work to help you get moved into their home, and you found you liked them very…very much. 

It wasn’t until someone tried to break into your home that you realized just the extent they liked you too. 

It was a normal day, you took Anya to school as usual and Loid and Yor were both at work. You heard the door knob jiggle from your spot on the couch. That was weird…it sounded like someone was trying to get in. But Anya wasn’t supposed to get off the bus for another couple hours, and Loid and Yor both had keys. It didn’t take this long to unlock the door…

You walked over to the door, and pressed your ear against it. 

“Damn thing…come on…open…” 

That wasn’t their voices.  

You panicked and called out “HEY! GET OUT OF HERE THIS ISN’T YOUR APARTMENT!” 

The jiggling didn’t stop. In fact, it seemed to get more vigorous. 

Without thinking twice, you called Loid. Please…please pick up. 

He answered quickly “Hello? Is this an emergency? I’m at work.” 

Tears started to fall down your cheeks, and you whispered back “Loid…I don’t know what to do someone’s trying to get into the apartment.” 

You heard something drop from the other side of the line, and he talked to you as calmly as he could, “I want you to push the couch against the door. I’ll be there soon, just stay calm. I need you to call Yor, she’ll come as soon as she hears.”

So you did, and the lock came undone on the door as soon as Yor hung up. She seemed to be on her way as well. The couch moved as the door came open more and more, and you used all your strength to hold the couch in its place. 

It only lasted a couple minutes, and you heard a grunt from the other side, before hearing Yor yell, “GET AWAY FROM OUR BABY!” Followed by noises of pain. 

“Yor!” You called, moving the couch out of the way. 

She didn’t answer, but you heard running up the stairs, which could have only been Loid. 

You slowly opened the door, and were met with the sight of both Yor and Loid beating this robber to a pulp. 

It was terrifying to say the least. 

But wait…did she call you…their baby?

You rushed over to them, and put your hand between them and the robber. “He’s…he’s beaten. You don’t have to hurt him anymore.” 

They turned to you with cold expressions, and Yor spoke up first, “He could have hurt you. He deserves this and worse.” 

Loid pitched in afterwards, “Someone so vile as to hurt you is in for a world of pain. If he even touched you…we’d kill him.” Before he realized his words and gave you a shy smile, “What I mean to say is…we love you. We’d do anything to protect you.” 

If they weren’t standing over a body, you might have blushed. But alas…there was a man who may not even be alive anymore at their feet. 

Yor stepped over the man and came to you, “We got you something!” She sounded way too happy for someone who may have killed a man. 

Loid walked over as well, “We got it a while ago…but now seems like as good a time as any.” And he pulled something out of his bag. 

It was wrapped, so you had no idea what it was. 

“Close your eyes dear.” He said. You didn’t wanna question them right at this very moment, so you did. 

You felt something wrap around your ankle. 

Opening your eyes, you looked down. Was that…a tracker?

“Loid! Yor! What is this?” You leaned down and tried to get it off, only to get a light shock sent through your leg. 

Yor smiled, and leaned in, giving you a quick peck to the lips. “Don’t worry, it’s just so we know where you are. Press that button on the side and it called us immediately. It will tell us if you’re in trouble.” 

You froze in place, “But…” You started.

“But nothing,” Said Loid, “Things could be dangerous for you. We want to keep you safe.” He put a hand to your back and led you into the apartment, leaving the man on the floor in the hallway. 

Yor followed you two, and Loid moved the couch back to its place, before sitting you down in the middle. 

Yor sat on one side, Loid on the other. They both held your hands, and you found yourself at a loss for words. 

“Don’t worry baby,” Yor said after a few moments of silence, “We’ll keep you safe. At the cost of anything.” 

You were theirs...like it or not.

[the-eggplantblog]

*INSERT EPIC BLOG INTRODUCTION HERE*

Hello everyone, I'm @generalfoxy21 , the administrator of this account, you can call me foxy/rose,preferably foxy, as you can see I'm a random person on the internet, who likes Rayman and sometimes makes ugly drawings and creates this account to create and share exclusively related things with rayman XD.

ok this blog is about rayman, all the content is related to rayman and I will not publish other things on this blog that are not related to rayman or his fandom (um unless the administrator wants to do it because she can do it... OK no)

✨Blog content typically consists of:

>answer questions or react to headcanons, which the fandom puts in my inbox.

>The rayman appreciation posts, where well I react to an image of rayman XD.

>Publish blogs about rayman, on random topics about the franchise.

>Reblogs

>Drawings and fanarts of rayman.

*Insert cringe fursona*

✨💖Short info💖✨

>nicknames foxy/rose (preferably foxy when talking directly to me and rose for me raysona:v)

>gender: female💖 XD

>age: 14

>favorite color:💜

>zodiac sign:aries🐐

>person with asperg (asperg is within the autism spectrum, being a type of autism)

>I don't know I'm very good at social interaction xd, I only know how to talk about the things I like XD.

>Favorite rayman characters: rayman,razorbear,reflux,André,globox, betilla,ales mansay,the magician.

>Favorite Rayman: of the ones I've played, it's really difficult to decide between 1 and 2 This really, I'm just telling you NEVER PLAY RAYMAN RAVING RABBID TV PARTY FOR DS IT IS TERRIBLE AND BORING.

>my favorite rayman villain is razorbear and reflux:D

>Other things I like apart from Rayman: Sonic, Spyro, pokemon, Mario, pmd, Su, ok.ko lets be heroes, ect.

💔things that I prohibit on my blog💔

>pedophilia and any kind of paraphilia

>weird fetishes

>things +18 and nswf

>harassment and bullying in any form

>theft of art, tracing and recolors

>identity theft and any other type of theft

>homophobia

If you do any of these things that make me uncomfortable, morally questionable things or I see it necessary, I will block you💔.

well I think that would be all for now anyway I hope you can get to know me a little better ❤️‍🩹☺️ and now I'm leaving.

[deviantartdramahub]

Goddamn does this loser think they're cool by repeatedly saying the R-slur to offend all people with mental disabilities/disorders?? Nah dumbass you're just proving me right lmao! https://web.archive.org/web/20240524072337/https://www.deviantart.com/liesoft/status-update/The-retard-tangent-continues-As-1055575468 Why must you make creepy comments when people stand up for each other and shit? You defended Evie in the past, so does that mean you simp for her?? XD

And because I stand up for Tri and Club, do I apparently simp for them by your standards?? Despite the fact I'm a minor?? Oops looks like the real predator's been exposed. And if you don't want me saying these things about you, maybe you shouldn't have made that stupid argument. :)

Anyways just one more, we can get through this friendos https://web.archive.org/web/20240524175756/https://www.deviantart.com/liesoft/status-update/More-retarded-shit-presented-by-1055638063 Anyways once again saying I'm not allowed to defend myself for being a minor, which def gives off groomer vibes.

And idk if you want me to call you out for something new, ig go commit horrific war crimes or smth.../j

But that little comment just proves you only do this for entertainment, and you think being a terrible person is fun, I suppose. Sooo...what makes you think anyone with functioning brain cells would trust and believe you? Not gonna happen dear. I would tell you to have fun building an army of morons, butttt no one ever likes or replies to your post except for Evie one time...likeee you two losers are the only ones who care about supporting your idiotic slander/libel anymore, just go do something productive with your lives...but I guess you ruined that chance when you chose to spam slurs on social media :P

Also I don't give two fucks if you're reported, you could have all internet access permanently removed and I wouldn't give a damn. In fact I'd laugh my ass off. What I DO care about is that saying those things is morally wrong, and also I'm making fun of you for proving my point right. >w<

And ohh, ig because many other people do it, it's okay? Nah honey that's not how it works, do you think murder is slightly more okay to do every time someone does it? I'm using an extreme here to hopefully make you realize how fucking dumb your point is. Ohh nooo saying ableist things and harassing disabled people for existing is ableist? Noooo :c

You poor little thing, you're just a victim, aren't you?/s

And this drama absolutely involves me, tf you talking about. I was first dragged in to this drama for defending my friend. And I have plenty of examples of you and your allies spewing shit about me. All Ninja did to me was DEFEND me! Why are you trying to manipulate me into not trusting them when all they did was stand up for me? So pathetic. Ninja's been nothing but helpful and supportive towards me whenever we interacted. And then you...? Straight up ableist to me, yeah I sureee wonderrr who I'm trusting in this situation! Oh dear, guess I'll have to use my critical thinking skills which you lack! -n-

We got through another one troopers, let's see what bullshit we'll deal with tomorrow evening! But anyways I'm gonna go spend my time on something that actually brings me joy until I'm once again forced to defend myself :>

One can only hope the answer to the first question isn't yes.

[albatris]

@multi-lefaiye hello hi forgive me for the awkward formatting but I saved my reply as a draft and tumblr is now lo nonger letting me edit it :c

so I will reply here!

thank you for the silly question!

Nat and Yvonne would do FINE, they've both worked customer service and they get it. Yvonne is cheery and organised and hard-working, Nat is lazy but efficient..... all his managers dislike him on vibes but they can't fire him 'cause he's actually really good at his job. Alex would also do fine... it hasn't necessarily worked customer service in this kind of sense before, but it's worked with People and knows how to handle The Public at their stupidest.... it's also very hard-working and efficient, it'd handle itself okay in a department store, and would probably really enjoy working alongside Nat and Yvonne :3 dream team!

Quinn and Zeke are where we run into problems lmao

Quinn has no work ethic, hates pushing themself, and has no tact. Quinn would think department store work is beneath them and they'd absolutely talk down to customers, subtly at first but eventually just telling people flat out to go fuck themselves. they'd refuse to stock shelves and carry boxes, they'd bitch about customers within earshot of those customers, they'd never obey the dress code...... they'd last a week, tops, and they'd hate every second of it fthdks

Zeke would last longer than Quinn but still not long.... although she'd love the fast-paced environment and the pressure and competitiveness, she'd suck at the customer stuff..... she'd have no patience for rude or angry customers. telling customers to fuck off may be the only thing she and Quinn ever agree on xD

Nat MIGHT be able to coax Quinn into doing some hard work (as long as he's not also been fired for eating a customer for harassing one of his other co-workers) but he'd be annoyed at them the whole time.... likewise, Alex may be able to reign in Zeke's righteous fury but it would take a lot of effort.....

so nah, Quinn gets fired and everyone is happier for it and Zeke MIGHT get fired..... she's on thin ice..... she gets fired and everyone is kinda bummed about it bc she's a lot of fun :c but unfortunately fistfighting customers is against store policy 😔

[mothielad]

Hello buddies! I’m Mothie! And I think you’re awesome 😎

You can call me Moth, Mothie, or Bonnie, I don’t mind either way! (Any pronouns :))

Heads up, this is mainly a legend of Zelda blog with some goofy thoughts so expect a lot of general LU and LoZ silliness.

I welcome anyone here to my goofy lil Neurospicy Blog EXCEPT those who discriminate or hate in anyways, absolutely none of that here, I will not hesitate to block you if you show any form of racism, homophobia, transphobia, harassment, or general hate, y’all gotta go.

But that aside, I’m always happy to chat and have a good time! I may be a bit late to responding, and I apologize, but I still love all of y’all :D

Another general thing, if I tag you in tag chain or send you an ask in an ask chain, there is absolutely NO pressure to respond, I will not think differently of you or take offense, I get it, it can be hard To go through the whole works of it, y’all just being here makes me happy <3

Finally, I have a links meet Au! :D @linkedheroes-corruptedlands No pressure to check it out, but if you do you’re always free to ask questions here until I figure out how to if you can have an ask box on a secondary blog XD

Thank you for reading this very lengthy pinned posts but I love you, you matter, and have a very dandy day ❤️

[painted-fanbird]

I’ve been thinking about a Danny Phantom x Gravity Falls crossover for the last day or so, or as I like to call it “Vlad gets harassed by various combinations of high/middle schoolers.”

Featuring, in no particular order:

• Vlad showing up as Plasmius and immediately getting knocked out cold by Stan.

• A post-comic character development Pacifica snitching on Vlad to the Pines as soon as she sees him at her house. He’s sweet talking her parents and she makes direct eye contact as she texts Dipper like “hey that guy from the woods is at my house”

• Dipper and Mabel become fast friends with Danny once they realize he’s a nice ghost and not a murder ghost lol

• Gravity Falls also pretty quickly figures out Danny, Vlad, and Dani’s whole deal. The three of them are weird, it’s pretty easy to connect them with the weird ghosts that showed up.

• Ford has been to the ghost zone a handful of times during his interdimensional travels

• Ford and Dipper are also banned by Mabel from asking Danny too many questions about the whole ghost thing. This lasts 15 minutes before Dipper asks one innocuous question and suddenly they’re in the woods finding out what exactly Danny is capable of

• Somehow, Sam and Mabel are friends. No one saw this coming, but they are now an unstoppable force of feral teenaged girl.

• Tucker and Ford promptly adopt each other because they’re tech geeks and nerds. It’s great <3

• Danny calls Stan “Grunkle Stan” in earshot of Vlad after the whole punching and stealing of Vlad’s wallet situation, and Vlad is so scandalized that whatever was going on promptly grinds to a halt as he goes off on a rant

• In a Good Dad Vlad flavor of this crossover, Vlad gets a begrudging respect from Stan because of Dani, but he’s still not getting his wallet back lol

• Vlad could also experience some actual character development here. Or we can have a proper Badger Cereal flavor of the crossover. Idk. I like nice(er) Vlad I dunno what you want from me XD

• In a Monster Falls crossover flavor (my personal favorite because monster falls has been living rent free in my head since ~2017 when I first found it), Vlad, Danny, and Dani all turn into full ghosts. Shenanigans ensue.

• Also werewolf Tucker! And plant girl Sam!! Not really a lot of specific thoughts on that front but the vibes are good!! Tucker and Wendy can be werewolf friends <3

[alatismeni-theitsa]

I swear I remember seeing your critique/opinion on the Hades game at some point but now I cannot find it. I've scrolled through so many of your posts and tags and I still can't find anything in relation to it. Despite remembering your name attached to the post, I'm starting to convince myself that I saw someone else's post and not yours.

In any case, I would really like to know your thoughts on it. I'm not Greek but I am a casual player of the game, and recently (thanks to a friend of mine who is Greek) I've been interested in how Greek people view the way Greek mythology is being used in western media. So far I've only seen rants on Lore Olympus, which is admittedly a story I've always disliked. Even without the context of it misusing Greek mythology and spreading misinformation about the culture, it is still in general just a bad story with equally bad characters. The fact that it IS bastardising Greek mythos is the cherry on top, but without it it can't stand on its own two feet. It's literally relying on the content of Greek myths, otherwise it would not have gained the positive attention it still has today, yet it still has the audacity to treat the context of Greek myths and culture so poorly. I have a lot of beef with Rachel Smythe because of this. It's why I'm anonymous, I don't want to get harassed by her fanbase if they see this 😅

Hades, on the other hand, is a game I enjoyed a lot, and because of that I want to challenge myself and possibly learn a thing or two from an actual Greek person. I don't want to just agree with someone when it is something I already dislike and then completely ignore them when it has to do with something I do like but possibly has problems.

If you haven't shared your thoughts yet, I'd really love to see them. If you've already made a post or more about it, I would appreciate you directing me to them or to the tags where I can find them, cause I'm genuinely lost (how does Tumblr work???)

I'm sorry for the long ask, I understand you spend a lot of your time answering questions and dealing with ignorant people. It must be tiring. Thank you for your time ❤

Hello! Thank you for the asks and the supportive words 💙 here's the tagged posts :) the tag is #hades game . (Tumblr doesn't make our lives easy, does it?)

TL;DR for those who won't bother to look: Game looks fun and I'm thinking of playing it in the future but it's far from "Greek representation" and "Greek culture". It has some references to Greek mythology; some quite obscure (so they can mess canon things up without being called out xD) and others very superficial, like when someone might think of cowboys when thinking about the USA.

While nobody minds some creativity regarding the Greek myths, and we all enjoy a fun game, it's also good to know when a "Greek myth" product is not what it sells itself to be. To be fair the game itself never said it's going to be accurate, but almost nobody checks for accuracy anymore and they assume that what they see is correct, so the game doesn't have to put a disclaimer "we are inaccurate" to begin with.

[nerdasaurus1200]

question but why do you hc cass as bi? As a lesbian myself Cass is so lesbian coded it's off the charts (clearly butch but is forced into rigid gender roles? loves swordplay and the arts of combat? faked attraction to a whole ass man to get into the royal guard? Gotta emphasize that butch thing because damn!! Represent! She's gotta be magnificently buff under that gambeson)

Also there's that whole thing with Rapunzel (kudos to the storyboarders , they had a vision and it came out clear!!) because it's gotta be a canon event for lesbians to have a painfully unrequited crush on a straight girl, even if you shove it deep down where the sun don't shine. That repression has gotta be about 80000% worse in the 1700s when homosexuality is really, really taboo in the western world (Disney kids show logic notwithstanding)

It’s funny that you ask this because I was actually just thinking about it the other day XD There’s actually a couple reasons I headcanon Cassandra as bi.

I have a good friend who’s bi, and they’ve told me that Cassandra checks off a lot of bi boxes so to speak. A lot of the stereotypes and traits that apply to gay women can also apply to bisexual women as well. Heck, sometimes they don’t apply to them at all, and sometimes they apply to completely different groups. And heck even bisexual women are forced into those same rigid gender roles among other boxes.

While I’m not at all against the idea of Cassandra being attracted to women, I don’t think lesbian has to be her only option for her to be with a woman. And just because we have implications of her being attracted to men in the writing of the show but that doesn’t mean she’s only into men either. Sexuality is a spectrum after all, you can be attracted to men and/or women and not be gay or straight. I myself am demisexual and I’ve stated to friends and family many times that the gender of whoever my partner ends up being doesn’t matter in the slightest to me.

As for the storyboarders, their work is absolutely amazing and they did a wonderful job but they were also lied to. Chris, the director, enjoyed all the attention Cassandra and Rapunzel were getting from the crew and from fans so he led them on and never bothered to tell the artists about the sister plot. And then of course there’s the whole harassment situation which I won’t get into here. But long story short, Chris misled his crew and his fans just so he could fetishize Rapunzel and Cassandra’s relationship and any semblance of it and I’m not here for any of that.

And as for the more fun reasons, I love the idea of Eugene “teaching” Cass how to be bi, helping her pick up women and men. He would totally understand the bi struggle. In my mind it’s like when Rosa comes out as bi in Brooklyn 99. I can only see the gang being super supportive of Cass and trying to get her to go on blind dates with both men and women.

[ridiasfangirlings]

Lol we're doing interviews at work now to hire for new peeps. I kinda want to see if Munakata were hiring each of the Alphabet Squad members how those interviews would go. XD Especially Fushimi since he had that cute one with Yata about the 10 questions.

We know Munakata handpicked all the alphabet squad members at least but imagine he still insists on giving them interviews, like naturally a proper job requirement is to interview your men. Of course he doesn’t actually tell anyone this until they’re already at the building intending to start their first day of work, like imagine Akiyama and a Benzai walk in and Munakata immediately whisks them away for a joint interview. They both exchange a look but decide to go for it, like if this is what he wants okay. Munakata asks them all the proper questions like how do you work under pressure and what is your greatest accomplishment but he also adds such questions as ‘do you enjoy puzzles’ and ‘name your favorite ninja.’ Benzai knows the name of a famous cartoon ninja because his little sister used to watch the show and Munakata is so pleased, Akiyama and Benzai are like guess we aced the interview. Kamo probably spends all his interview slightly bemused because you literally came to my restaurant and recruited me Captain, even so he dutifully names his favorite subject in school and the stuffed animal he feels he is most like.

Doumyouji probably practically has a heart attack when he’s sent in for an interview, no one told him there would be a test okay. He does fine but almost gets in trouble when Munakata asks how he feels about group puzzles on weekends and Doumyouji blithely responds with ‘I dunno, that sounds super weird!’. Enomoto is also really nervous, he just wanted to be a normal civil servant and now he has to explain to his new boss what an anime convention is because he made the mistake of answering honestly to what special events he likes to attend. Fuse is highly confused but powers through because he assumes this must be some test, our boss couldn’t really be this weird right. Gotou has a lovely chat about cursed artifacts with Captain over tea. Hidaka stumbles and stutters his way through, his answers aren’t the best but Captain ‘appreciates his enthusiasm’ so that’s good right, that’s a good thing.

And then Fushimi shows up for his interview and gets an immediate ‘when is your birthday,’ Fushimi clicks his tongue all you already know that Captain and anyway weren’t you the one who pulled me away from Homra in the first place, why do I need to have an interview. Munakata’s all ‘indulge me, Fushimi-kun’ and Fushimi rolls his eyes, he’s not here to indulge anyone and he’s making that known right now. Imagine Munakata keeps trying to ask him all kinds of personal questions like what does he enjoy, what’s his favorite candy, where does he go on his days off, what are his hobbies and Fushimi is just stubbornly replying to each one with ‘pass.’ Munakata gets a little stern as he’s like this is a job interview, Fushimi-kun and Fushimi says isn’t asking personal things in a job interview inappropriate, any way you look at it this is power harassment isn’t it. Munakata clears his throat and tells Fushimi he can leave and Munakata will get back to him, Fushimi’s like I already work here please leave me alone to do my job. 

[lepus-juparian]

Bottom surgery updates:

+ Had stage 2 (skin graft) two weeks ago and that's healing up nicely. The pain was rough, but brief. The graft didn't fully take on the whole leg, but most of it did and the part that didn't is small enough I don't mind.

+ finally done with PT and just working with OT anf nurse right now

+ honestly really struggling financially due to the transport costs but dont wanna put my paypal out here in case a t e. r f tries to dox me

+ OK JUICY DETAILS: THE PENIS WORKS. Im still regaining tactile sensation, and there's nothing super duper developed yet, but I did manage to have an orgasm by tugging my dick alone. I had a partial burial and nerve hookup, and it sure works. This is like, THE question everyone always has, "does it work?" So yea it works. It's kinda wild! I see why people seem to have a hard time believing that it works xD it feels a bit unbelievable to experience.

+ The scab on the tip of my penis is still healing up, but most of the scars have developed and the wound separation I had at the base is all healed up!

I'm a month and 2ish weeks out, so that's the timeline for me thus far.

Btw I DO check the accounts that follow me, and chasers need not interact. You know who you creeps are. I'm not gonna be your fetish fuel and will report you for sexual harassment.

[ryttu3k]

More Dark Urge questions by @daemon-in-my-head ! Previously - set 1 (post also links to previous question sets), sets 2-3.

Here, we have set 4, set 5, set 6, and set 7, because I procrastinated on these for so long that every time I got near the end, another post would appear!!

Content warning for all canon-typical Durge stuff, plus incestuous sexual harassment and mention of pregnancy in set 4, question 6.

Set 4

1. The song that describes you Durge best from your own perspective?

I Want To Live is more Astarion-coded than anything else, but honestly, it works great for a resist!Durge too (and it's a duet, and he's romancing Astarion so it can work for both of them simultaneously!) "There's more to do if we can only live"…

2. OK and now the song that your Durge would actually sing along to because they like it?

Probably something upbeat and bouncy? Pre-tadpole, it'd be the kind of… 'extreme violence set to cheerful/energetic music' vibe. Post-tadpole, it's a lot more genuine and optimistic, haha.

3. What was your Durge's dream before everything happened? What did they want to become? Did they want to stay with their family or did they strive to go adventuring?

Tavias is a people pleaser, deeply insecure, and needs to be needed and wanted, and Father Comes Before All, so his dream was honestly 'do whatever Bhaal wants of me'. It was the impetus for him originally pushing away his fairly justifiable horror at the Temple and cult, knowing that if he did well enough, maybe his true father would return and like him, and it continued to motivate him up until Orin's attack. His dream would have been to carry out Bhaal's plan of omnicide, although he did have a secret quiet desire that Gortash would be by his side the whole time, and that Gortash would be the very last life he took before his own.

If we're talking before he killed his foster parents, honestly, his main desire was to find somewhere where he belonged.

4. Did your Durge ever fulfill that dream or did the temple and cult get in the way? Did they simply discard it? Why?

I mean. In a way XD He assumed he had fulfilled his dream by finding the Temple, his ~true~ family. He actually does end up finding a place where he belongs post-tadpole, though - with Astarion, with Halsin, with Jaheira. With people who love him for himself, not his heritage ;_;

5. What does Durge think of family? Describe it with one word.

Messy.

6. Sarevok, what was his relationship with your Durge like? Did they like each other? Was it complicated?

They goddamn loathed each other. From Sarevok's perspective, when Tavias first comes to the Temple in 1472, there are only a few remaining Bhaalspawn - himself and Orin, Abdel, who famously disavowed Bhaal, and Veikang, who's been keeping quiet for all these years. Sarevok sees himself as the head of the Cult of Bhaal, and Orin as his heir (having already pit her against Helena two years earlier, and Orin being the survivor). Now there's this child, an outsider who knows nothing of the cult's ways, who's being positioned as the new leader - and worse, he's far more 'pure' than even Sarevok is, than even Orin, his bespoke Bhaalspawn grand/daughter, is. It was instant resentment.

On Tavias' part, he initially did want Sarevok to like him. Sarevok was kin. His older half-brother. He had always wanted older siblings, and now here was one who knew all about the strange place he had found himself in, only for Sarevok to dislike him? Very crushing. His disgust and dislike started growing as Sarevok made no secret (behind closed doors, of course, had to present themselves as a happy family to the cult!) of his own dislike, and definitely amped up as he learned about Orin's parentage - and Sarevok's plans to create an even more pure Bhaalspawn. Tavias was, at least, treated as a boy from the moment he arrived, but Sarevok was well aware that Tavias had the right anatomy to get pregnant, and pretty much… would try to convince him that the two of them would create the Ultimate Bhaalspawn.

Tavias was 16-17 at this point, more or less leading the cult on a daily basis after his successful murder spree, and, uh, had got very well-accustomed to using violence to solve all his problems. He told Sarevok that if he ever laid a hand on him (or the then-14-15-year-old Orin), Tavias would get revenge so violent and gory that even Bhaal would go, "Hmm, that may be a bit much", and more or less banished Sarevok just to running the Tribunal instead of the entire cult. By 1492, he thinks Sarevok is both washed-up and a disgusting old pervert who would be better off dead, and frankly, he's all too happy to kill his big brother when he finally returns.

7. Does your Durge know of Sarevok's past? What do they think about it?

He learns the 'official' version pretty early on, and all the messy details a few years in. It doesn't do much to improve his view on him, just reinforces the fact that he failed. In 1482, after Abdel and Veikang die and Bhaal returns, Tavias uses the fact that Sarevok's death wasn't required as evidence that his earlier resurrection around the time of the Crisis removed any essence of Bhaal from him; he was no longer relevant. It was just Tavias, and, less importantly, Orin (being only part Bhaalspawn), who would represent Bhaal in the future. Tavias was pureblooded, Tavias was the Slayer, Tavias had the Urge, Tavias was Chosen. Sarevok? He was yesterday's news.

8. Education in the Temple, what did it look like? Did they enjoy it?

Yeah, more or less! He had essentially four streams of education - a general education that any kid in Baldur's Gate would get, because Bhaal's heir would not be an uneducated hick. He was given Bhaal-specific education, about the history of the cult, of Bhaal, of the earlier crisis, and of other things relating to the gods. Technically, should Tavias had wished, he could have 100% qualified as a Cleric of Bhaal instead of a sorcerer. As it was, though, he was a sorcerer, and so learning to use his arcane abilities was the third stream; finally, he (and everyone else in the Temple) was given combat training, with a special focus on assassination and, uh, vivisection. He enjoyed it for the most part, although he's still not a fan of literature studies.

9. Did your Durge ever attend a gathering of High Society with Gortash? Did they fit in, did they charm their way into the upper echelon's heart or were they despised?

Oh yes, and he loved it. Tavias knew how to turn up the charm, even if he came across as… kind of disconcerting; on the other hand, the upper echelon was fairly used to 'disconcerting'. Lots of dirty secrets going around! But yes, he did take a lot of enjoyment in dressing up as the most beautiful person in the room and charming the pants off everyone. And if the occasional back-room murder happened, even better! :D

10. Ketheric Thorm's dream, reviving the dead. What did Durge think of it? Did they consider it a sacrilege as Ketheric wanted to reverse the death Durge so loved to sow, or could they understand the desire of wanting to reclaim a loved one?

He could vaguely understand it in abstract terms, but did not relate. By the time he met Ketheric, he had well and truly pushed aside any sentimentality, had been drinking the Bhaalist Kool-Aid for nearly two decades, and there was no one he thought would be better off alive than dead. His goal at this point was to murder the world, after all, and he genuinely believed the world would be better that way. The timeline is a little unclear on whether Isobel was resurrected before Tavias was attacked or not, but he definitely knew that the desire to bring her back was why Ketheric had turned to Myrkul, and also thought it was a stupid idea and a sign that Ketheric was a weak link in their plans.

Set 5

1. The Gate has more than just one cult dedicated to an evil aligned Deity. What does your Durge think about the Sharran Outpost establishing itself within their turf? Were there any sort of run-ins that escalated?

Honestly he just kind of takes it as a given that there are other cults and the like around the city, and the Sharrans aren't too close to the Temple. He doesn't like Sharrans - removing someone's memories when they could, say, be twisted and put towards murder instead seems like such a waste! - but he tolerates their presence (and, of course, they'll stay out of the Undercity if they know what's good for them :) ). For run-ins, I feel they would probably try to stay out of each other's ways, for the most part.

2. How did your Durge feel seeing the bodies of their brethren being ogled by the general populous in the Hall of Wonders? Disgust, pride, nothing?

A bit of disgust, if only because they're not being presented right, dammit. Museums set up a narrative with their exhibitions, whether intentionally or otherwise. Oh, some definitely try to be impartial, but every museum is going to go, okay, what story are we telling here? And they tell a story of Bhaalists as losers, Bhaalists as failures, Bhaalists as irrelevant, and - no. Bhaalists are very much on the rise again, thank you very much, and those bodies and relics should be displayed with care and pride, not as, "Look at this sad figure!"

3. Nine Fingers has dedicated herself to keeping peace between the warring underworld factions no matter the cost. What price did the Bhaalists require under Durge's leadership?

More or less the same as the Sharrans - try to stay out of each other's way. The Cult are more powerful and are backed by an actual deity (well, quasi-deity), but the Guild are far more numerous, and have their fingers - pun unintended - in far more pies. In a one-on-one conflict, a Bhaalist would win, but en masse, the Guild and their allies could probably do a fair bit of damage to the Temple. So they try and keep things… more or less chill. There's probably a bit of collaboration - if a Bhaalist needs some pressure put on someone in a more 'diplomatic' way than Bhaal would approve of, or if a Guild member needs someone disposed of but without the Guild itself being implicated, they could scratch each other's backs.

4. Speaking of Nine Fingers, what was your Durge's relationship with her like? Was it amicable or did they regularly come for each other's throat?

Yeah, amicable. Keene is a bit older than Tavias, and was a little surprised when he started openly leading the Cult when he was only in his teens, but hell, she was already doing Crimes at his age. So long as he's competent, no issue there.

5. The Zhent may follow Bane, but what did the Bhaalist leader think of them and their operations?

Useful at times. Pretty widespread, good contacts for smuggling in particular. He would let them use cult safehouses as drop spaces at times in exchange for a cut.

6. Mercenaries are a valued resource even for death cults and almost any significant operation in Faerûn. Did Durge ever hire any, and if so, what for?

Oh yeah, and similar to the kind of collaborations done with the Guild or Zhentarim. Sometimes, they'd identify a promising new member, send them on a test mission, and if they passed, they received an offer to join the cult. ('No' was not actually accepted. You become a cult member, or you become a murder victim.)

7. Did Durge have a last name? Why or why not and if they had any, where did they get it from? Was it self made or inherited?

Nope. In his childhood, he'd just use whatever his current foster family used, and after going to the Temple, it kind of… wasn't necessary. "Tavias who?" "…Tavias the HEIR OF MURDER??"

8. Does your Durge have a symbol of their own? What is it?

Ooh man haven't thought about it before but the Bhaal skull with added in dragon horns would be cool as hell.

9. Did your Durge have any familiars? Why or why not, and if yes, what were they?

Not unless Sceleritas counts!

10. Does a portrait of your Durge exist somewhere in Faerûn? How did it come to be?

Oh yes. Sarevok most likely had at least a few commissioned of the kids as they were growing up, and Tavias himself definitely had one commissioned in full regalia after Bhaal's return and being officially named Chosen.

Set 6

1. Durge flayed themselves at least once, why?

Sex, probably. Maybe as a pentinence thing? I feel he was quite willing to try Abdirak's methods because he was used to pain for pentinence and it just sort of… resonated. Alternatively, another way of communing with Bhaal? Taking himself to the brink of death or something.

2. What did they think when they wrote the Prayer down? Why was it so important for them to have a physical copy of it?

Kind of… a desperate attempt to get all his thoughts about Gortash out of his head, he'll do what he's told, he's a good boy, he really is. (It was a massive bit of downplay, saying he 'admired' Gortash. Tavias was in love with him, and if Gortash had asked if they could scrap their plans and leave their masters and make their own story, he would have been tempted.) He never ended up 'officially'. Uh. Submitting it? Praying it? Whatever, he wrote it down intended for Bhaal but had second thoughts and hid it in his room. It shows up in the colony solely because Orin found it there post-stabbing and brought it to Moonrise to taunt Gortash with, and left it in that room in the colony out of a moment of carelessness.

Gortash never ended up seeing it before Tavias found it again, recognised his own handwriting, and promptly had a panic attack at the implications.

3. Balthazar is an infamous necromancer and has extended his 'life' far beyond what should've been. What did Durge think of him?

The man has a sense of style, no doubt there, but Tavias doesn't like him at all personally. Necromancy certainly has its uses, but when it's used to prevent or even reverse death? Yeah that shit's not okay with Bhaal. He also got the impression that Balthazar personally thought little of him, and given how patronising Balth is about Tavias in his notes about Kressa's preoccupation with Tavias, he entirely correct.

4. The Warden hates Durge. Why? What did they do?

Swanned in like he owned the place. Mentioned offhandedly that if she wanted a professional to take care of the prisoners, he would be willing to give her a few pointers. Stared a little too intently at her.

5. The Worgs in Gortash's warehouse, what's the story behind them?

Just security, I think! I don't think Tavias was super involved in all of Gortash's plans, so he may not have even realised they were there.

6. Minsc is quite infamous, did Durge have a hand in the disappearance of his statue? Was it originally their plan or did Orin do something successfully by herself for once? How would your past life Durge react to it?

It was his idea, yeah. Minsc was a known enemy to Bhaalspawn, and he wanted to make sure he could get control of at least one possible obstacle by tadpoling him. If he had been able to find Jaheira, he would have done the same to her. Of course, Jaheira ends up adopting him and Minsc ends up his uncle, so… works out in the end!

7. If your pre-lobotomy Durge could say anything to your post-lobotomy Durge, what would it be?

I think he would be incredulous, but there's enough of the previously sweet kid there that there may also be a bit of envy. He'd openly be angry that post-lobotomy Tavias is rejecting his heritage and his gifts, but there'd be this underlay of, "Why can you do it, and I can't? Do I have to lose myself to be free?"

8. What was Durge's greatest nightmare?

Being cast aside by Bhaal, being told he was irrelevant and useless and unwanted.

9. What do they think of other deities? Especially those of their race or good aligned ones?

Ooh, answered this in an earlier post, will copypaste! "He thinks very little of Bane and Myrkul, considering them the weaker parts of the Dead Three. He has some passing interest in Mystra, although that becomes disgust and loathing after he befriends Gale, is a bit frightened of Lathander, doesn’t have a lot of consideration for Shar other than, “Well, she exists”, although he also ends up pretty disgusted by her after everything with Shadowheart, and is pretty sure Selûne would hate him on instinct but has no negative feelings towards her in return, and is really quite gratified when he’s able to help Aylin." Pre-lobotomy, it's pretty universally a combination of (somewhat performative) disgust and dismissal, and a bit of wariness / fear of those specifically opposed to Bhaal, especially Lathander, Tyr, and Helm.

10. Drizzt is quite famous in Faerûn. Did your Durge have an opinion on the man who betrayed his origins and rose to become a hero?

Drizzt is… a story figure, mostly. Like he knows he exists, but eh, so do a lot of people. Post-lobotomy, I think he'd be a bit more fascinated by him, I can just see him and Astarion starting a mini-bookclub, haha.

11. What would past Durge think of their new companions? Would they like, love, dislike or despise them?

Ooh, don't think he'd like them much XD;; He'd have some passing admiration for Lae'zel's willingness to FIGHT EVERYTHING, but Shadowheart is Suspicious(tm) as a cleric of a different god, Wyll and Karlach both seem too nice and good, and ditto Halsin but with added wariness, since Halsin is an Archdruid and over three hundred years older than him and not to be messed with (whereas he's pretty sure he'd be able to take Wyll and Karlach). He'd be more interested in Gale as a fellow Chosen, but see him more as a cautionary tale on why not to displease your deity or you'll be personally fucked over. I think he'd still find Astarion attractive, but more in a, "I think it would be hot to fuck someone who looks and feels like a corpse" kind of way XD;;

12. What does their handwriting look like?

Generally neat if he's taking time and effort, but when he's stressed, he writes too quickly and often blends letters together. It looks like that on the Prayer.

13. If they could have one modern thing in Faerûn, somehow through magical means or something, what would it be? Luxury toilet paper, a smartphone (no, charger or internet is not included), a history book for research perhaps?

Anxiolytic medication. :)

14. Shoes on or off in the temple? After all it is their home, so what’s their rule? Did they enforce it on others too?

Generally 'on' is advisable for most, given that it's… kind of gory underfoot. Heh. He does occasionally slip off his boots just to, er, enjoy the experience!

15. If they could rewind time to any moment of their choosing once, would they do it? And which moment would it be?

Ooh man rewinding is always a bitch. I feel he'd want to redo his first meeting with Bhaal and compose himself a bit better instead of getting a bit panicky and overwhelmed XD;; Post-lobotomy, obviously, he'd go back and make sure he never killed his foster parents…

Set 7

1. What is the worth of a single mortal life from the perspective of their former self?

"Only the value which snuffing it out gives to Father."

2. How does Durge actually view death? Is it a mercy, a gift, or perhaps just nature's course?

Bhaal's mandate. Something that people should embrace and welcome (be grateful when he murders you, dangit!), because the world is a shitshow and it'd be better off if everyone was dead, him included. Probably… probably fair to say that his views on death are a bit warped XD;;

3. What languages does Durge speak?

Mostly just the Baldurian dialect of Common, little bits of ritualistic Infernal, and a bit of Draconic. He can read and write in Espruar, although his pronunciation of Elvish is woeful (post-adventure, Astarion and Halsin help him out with it, and much to his delight, Halsin is also teaching him Wild Elvish).

4. How old are they when the game begins? Did their age affect them or how they view the other Chosen in any way?

31, although he looks more like early 20s due to his half-elven background. He's definitely the youngest of the Chosen - while Gortash is a reasonable 10-15 years older than him, he sees Ketheric as well and truly over the hill and an old relic who's no longer relevant.

5. What was their greatest display of self-control?

All the times over the last twenty years he hasn't killed Sarevok.

Seriously, if Bhaal had ever given him permission, Sarevok would have been a smear on the ground.

6. Did they ever lose control and what happened when they did?

Aside from one very specific time where he lost control and it ended up with him being eleven years old, holding a kitchen knife, and covered in his foster family's blood? XD;; Oooh yeah, several times. It usually ended with, well, a lot of smears on the ground. He more or less tried to 'ride the wave' and let Bhaal take the wheel, although he didn't absolutely love losing control. It was mostly a begrudging acceptance of, "Well, might as well happen."

7. Being divine and all that might have it side effects. Which one did your Durge have to endure? Did their immunity to poisons perhaps also meant they couldn't use potions or did they have a certain effect on people?

Pluses, +4 charisma modifier. Downsides, -1 strength modifier. Also if he had stayed Bhaal's Chosen he would have been functionally immortal.

8. If they could critique one thing about their father and get away scot-free, what would it be?

He has a few things to say about the downstairs anatomy he had been born with!! Also tbh he isn't entirely sure everything has to end in blood and murder. Like. Like can he maybe keep enough of a supply chain going for cinnamon rolls? Can he just kill, like, 99% of the world? Can he keep Enver alive?

9. Did Durge use utensils to eat or did they decide to embrace the old fashioned way Bhaal intended?

He has perfectly good manners when necessary! As a general rule, he only prefers being covered in the blood and viscera of his enemies, not, like, grease and crumbs from his dinner, y'know?

10. Speaking off, what's their diet like? Do they actually exclusively do the cannibalism bit or can they be convinced to eat normal food?

lmao definitely not exclusively cannibalism. He generally does eat like a normal person! Just that you have to ask pretty delicately just what meat is being served XD;; Has a definite sweet tooth. His favourite drink is Amnian dessert wine, his favourite foods are cinnamon rolls, and he loves fresh fruit, especially grapes. If you're having dessert with him, you're probably good to go!

[ihatepeoplesomuchuwu]

Hi! Sorry if it reads weird, I'm using google translator :c. I'm a big fan of lurking for love but I noticed that the creator completely disappeared from the networks. I still don't really understand about the harassment he received and the comments he made, but I really want to support his work and I would like to know if you know if there is a way to support him. I have searched everywhere, but the only information I got was through your page, I hope you can read my message. With much love to you.

There is no need to apologize for that! I hope my answer helps the questions you have. ^^

For about what happened, I recommend reading my pinned post(I'll put the link to it here for you UwU)because that has both posts by the call-out and the response to it that Tom gave. I do recommend reading the warnings because their are some serious subjects that might be upsetting to you/others. As well for the hate, most of it was said in the comments of both posts, so do be careful. Some people took things way too far on both sides. (EDIT!! I have been informed that he also had an instagram account, but he has also deleted it. Thank you, my friend, for telling me. TwT)

For his social media, as far as I know, only the lurking for love Twitter(I guess it's X now??)page is up, and all his other ones have been completely removed. His Twitter is gone, but I know some people have reposted old asks from it if you are looking for that. ^^ The lurking for love Twitter is privated, and I'm not sure if he accepts requests or just didn't delete the account. The page for lurking for love is still available if you'd like to download it! That I am sure of. ÙwÚ

I hope this helps a lot, and if you have any other questions, feel free to send them here! I have anon off currently, so I apologize for that( I had to deal with very rude anons who can't say anything without anon on XD). I hope you have a lovely day or night!! ❤️

[electraslight]

First of all, your Bevin art is delightful and put +20 years on my lifespan, you are doing the Lord's work. Secondly, I'm so in love with your ideas about their relationship! Can I ask when (in your mind/opinion) they first conciously realized they were into one another and that it wasn't just appreciation/envy/jealousy that made the other in the pair the one for them? If not don't worry pls just know you make amazing art and that you're super cool!

thank you so much for the kind words!!! i get frequently harassed over shipping them so its nice to see someone enjoy my work :)) as 4 your question most plausible canonically? ben and kevin were forced to confront their hidden feelings for each other, which neither of them ever wanted to speak aloud. maybe they really thought they were going to die, maybe they wre manipulated into speaking it by a truth serum, idk. i honestly dont think a canonical situation would be a happy one for them. I usually make my stuff have a happy ending but realistically it would probably ruin their relationship for a bit. even if they both knew they both felt the same they likely would agree not to act on it :/// they may get together later in life though once theyve got stuff figured out, realisitcally i can never see them getting together as teenagers, they need a lot more time to heal.

as for more ooc, self indulgent stuff, i have written a metric shit ton of getting together fanfics (some better than others, dont scroll too far down my ao3 or youll get some real shitters), heres the link to my stuff : https://archiveofourown.org/users/electraslight/works i usually write once every two weeks if i have an idea (sorry for the promo lol but hey you cant blame me XD)

also thanks 2 my freind blue who i completely copied the first part of that above rant from i cant help that hes better at talking than i am

[lea-andres]

Here's a holiday question for ya!

What would the girls and the hooligans do on Christmas? Have a big party or something small and cozy? And would bean have a mistletoe over bark and jewel? Even fang and mina which could potentially get him thrown out the window? XD

Small cozy party, usually at Jewel, Bark, and Bean's place. Opal joins them too, for added chaos. 😈

They play games, and there's a lot of yelling, usually at Fang.

Mistletoe's banned, for exactly the reasons you described. Bean busted it out and harassed all three couples with it, with Opal cheering him on the whole way. Bark and Jewel and Tangle and Whisper were more... tolerant of the teasing. Fang had to have his gun confiscated when Bean swung the mistletoe over by him and Mina.