#-just as welcome as an elaborate roast

[vampiricsheep]

so since I may be free this summer after all, would anyone be interested in an RP event that's a potluck? I've been wanting to do it for ages but there's never any interest compared to other themes

for a discord rp, I would make a separate server explicitly for this purpose so you don't have to be in any guilds or anything! I would also delete the server (or at least channel, if people would like an event-planning server long-term) after a week - enough time for people to read over their stuff but not preserved forever and ever.

[chaosheadspace]

A little birthday gift for @seiya-starsniper. May your new year of life be full of happiness and joy! Also tagging @ginoeh, because the start of this is technically me misinterpreting one of her prompts, lol.

Without further ado, have some Dream raiding Hob's dreams post-fishbowl.

Stars twinkle through the window as Hob stands in his kitchen and cooks. It is late, but he is hungry, having forgotten the time grading. He’s got a day off tomorrow though, and so he is making himself a rather elaborate feast, because he feels like it. Because he can.

The light summer breeze coming through the window stirs the various smells about, sauteed onion and tomatoes and beef, spices and fat and broth, warm milk for hot chocolate and the dense, syrupy sweetness of baking apples. He’s never been good at moderation, least of all with food. Sue him. There’s a few candles burning on his kitchen table, decked out with earthenware, and through the speakers of his radio is playing a song he’s quite convinced he’s heard some time in the seventeenth century. It’s really crazy what musicians nowadays dig back up and incorporate into their music.

Just as he stirs the pumpkin soup bubbling on the back burner, there’s a low sound behind him. Hob turns, the dripping spoon still in his hand. “Oh,” he blurts out, “I am dreaming.”

Because there, in front of him, stands his stranger, who snubbed him at their last appointment, who he hasn’t seen in much longer than a hundred years. Who definitely, positively, has deep, black pits for eyes, who looks even more gaunt than usual, malnourished, even, and who is absolutely bang naked. He has to be dreaming. The music suddenly makes a lot more sense. The dishware, too, really.

“You are,” his stranger says, and even his voice is different, cavernous, deep and soft like his eyes.

“You’re welcome here, regardless,” Hob tells him. “You can have a shirt and sweats from me, if you want. Soup will be ready in just a tick.” He can see him swallow, hard, the movement of his Adam's apple on his slim neck stark.

“Very well,” he says, turning away. “See that it is.”

When he comes back, he’s wearing one of Hob’s old band shirts that’s somehow black now, and a pair of pajama pants with little yellow stars on them. Hob smiles, motions for him to sit down, and puts a bowl of the promised soup in front of him, steaming and fragrant, spiced with curry and nutmeg and roasted sesame seeds.

His friend wastes no time, forgoes the spoon entirely and lifts the bowl to his face to drink, his bony fingers clutching the glazed dish tight, uncaring about its heat. He doesn’t stop, doesn’t breathe until the heavy bowl is empty. Then he holds it out to Hob, the rim clutched between three fingers as if it weighs nothing. “More,” he demands, and Hob obliges.

This goes on four more times, and then the pot is empty. Next Hob serves up venison pasties, and he’s more than a little smug as his stranger devours the first one in just three bites, but Hob figures he’s allowed. “They’re good, right?” he says. His friend just glowers at him and reaches for the next one. When the pasties are gone, there’s dumplings and omelette and the apple pie.

It all vanishes, piece by piece, bit by bit, bite for bite, into his stranger. Afterwards, they look at each other in silence, Hob stunned at the speed it all vanished, his stranger apologetic for some reason. Then the silence is cut by the rather loudly growling stomach of his friend.

“I. uhm. I could make you some pasta?” Hob offers. “Maybe some pudding, too, let’s see…”

“No,” he’s interrupted just as he gets up. “I am afraid I have to hurry. There are things I have to tend to rather urgently. I thank you for being so hospitable.”

Suddenly they are standing in the doorway again, from one second to the next, Hob blinking up confusedly intovast, starlit eyes. They’re close, closer than they’ve ever been. There is no warmth emanating from his stranger, just a heavy, almost humming sense of presence that draws Hob in.

“Do you have to go?” He pleads. “Maybe I could—”

“I am afraid I cannot delay my task any further, Hob.” His stranger shakes his head. “I thank you for this.”

“Wait,” Hob says, desperately. “This is a dream, right?”

His stranger turns back around, the look on his face incredulous. “Yes,” he confirms for the second time, “it is.”

“So there’s no harm in doing this then,” Hob murmurs, stepping closer, gently placing one hand upon a lily-white neck. His friend shivers. Hob gets up on his toes and slowly, gently kisses his brow. “I hope you fare well,” he whispers, “and I will not give up hope to see you again when I am awake.”

From one moment to the next, Hob is alone. There is a relieving sense of loss in him, like a splinter being drawn from a wound.

Hob wakes.

[happiest-hotch]

Appreciation

a/n: so i was watching Don't Worry, Darling for the first time and all I could think about was the dining room table scene with Aaron, so I had to write it

Summary: You cook your husband dinner and he makes sure you get the appreciation you deserve

CW: oral sex (fem receiving)

WC: 1.5k

There's an evergrowing list of things you love about your life post-BAU. The reason you had to go into WITSEC was terrifying, and it changed your world and perception of security, but now that you're out of protective custody, things are better than ever.

Vermont being so beautiful helps, as does the lack of stress from Aaron choosing not to return to Quantico and his endless list of Unit Chief duties. After being with Aaron for a crazy six years, the slower-paced life is perfect. There are no missed dates and mutual guilt because Aaron always felt terrible for canceling last minute, and you felt bad that he felt bad. 

One of your favorite things is when he comes back from work. There's more than enough money between his FBI 'retirement' and your shared investments for him not to work, but he's thrived off structure for so many years that he's not ready to give it up. His hours are nothing like when he was at the BAU. There are no missed holidays, and he's never missed a school event of Jack's.

That morning, Aaron told you he'd be home 'late,' which is 6 pm these days, not 2 am. Although Fridays are date nights, you like surprising him, and you've got a few extra hours, so it seems like the perfect chance to make a more elaborate meal.

You're just turning off the oven to let the roast sit when you hear Aaron's key in the door. Excitedly, you skip over to greet him. 

"Hey, handsome." You say with a grin. Aaron in a suit is a pleasure you get to see every day.

He puts his bag and keys down on the side table. "It smells amazing in here." He notes. "Did you make a pork roast?"

You nod, not having the time to answer before he kisses you. Unlike the peck you were expecting, his lips are firm against yours as he walks you back through the house with his hands on your hips.

"With roast vegetables?" He checks when he pulls back, his lips only an inch from yours. 

"Mhm." You agree, but you can't tell him what specific vegetables you've cooked before he kisses you again. You're boring together, but you usually have a routine: a welcome home kiss, a drink, maybe some hugs in the kitchen, and dinner. His affection isn't anything new or unwanted, but it's notable.

"And those nice brussel sprouts?" He asks. 

You have to grab his face to move it away from yours so you can actually answer. "Yeah, because the only way you'll at them is with cheese."

Aaron kisses you firmly again, guiding you until your butt hits the table. "You love me." He sing-songs teasingly. 

You chuckle. "Yeah, I love you." 

"Good because I love you too." He replies sweetly. 

Then he's kissing you again with renewed vigor, and you're slightly stunned by his boldness. His hands drift from your waist to the back of your thighs, hoisting you up onto the table with ease. On instinct, your thighs spread to let him stand between them.

"Mmm." You mumble against his lips, pulling back for some air. "What's gotten into you?"

"What? I can't thank my darling wife for a delicious homecooked meal?" He wonders, making it easy for you to identify what's made his eyes darken. "Jack's out, right?"

You brush your nose against his with a soft smile that he mimics. "He is, but how do you know it's going to be delicious?" You joke. 

Aaron chuckles, quickly coming up with a witty reply. "I'll thank you for the effort then." He decides.

You grin. "Alright, get to it." 

He winks, planting another kiss on your lips before sinking down to his knee. 

You're thanking yourself for wearing a dress that gives him quick access when he bunches the skirt further up your thighs. 

He starts with gentle kisses trailing up your inner thighs, designed to be loving and teasing. Your skin heats with his mouth on it.

"Someone had after-dinner plans for tonight." He teases, fingers tracing along your underwear- your lacy white underwear- to accentuate his point.

"The order wasn't important." You say through pressed-together lips to keep from moaning. 

His laugh pushes warm air against your core, making you tense on reflex. "Relax, baby." He instructs. "Let me take care of you."

You lay back, getting ready for what'll no doubt be a mindblowing orgasm. Aaron pushes your panties to the side, fingertip tracing over your most delicate skin. You can feel him smirking at how you quiver, completely at his mercy. Because this technically is your reward, he doesn't excessively tease you, and you barely have a few seconds before his lips are right where you need them. He starts with slow kisses up and down your slit before his tongue finally dives in, making you gasp.

"Fuck, Aaron." You moan as his tongue darts around, tasting every inch of you. "Feels so good."

Your praises make him double his efforts, pressing firmer into you with his tongue. Your walls flutter around him, but it doesn't do anything to dissuade his work as he keeps lapping you up. 

You card your hand through Aaron's hair, tugging him closer to you, and he gets the message. He moves his head from side to side, brushing his nose against your clit and making you squeal with delight. Like the expert at working your body that he is, he focuses on a different part of you, licking a fat strip with his tongue flat against you before reaching your clit. He anticipates your next move as well because his hand has been ghosting over your thigh, knowing you'd tease and try to close them, so when you do, he grips your thigh, spreading you again. 

"Baby." He growls in his low, warning tone. "Keep your thighs spread." 

"Okay." You agree, biting your bottom lip to keep from moaning at his hot breath fanning your clit. 

He notices because, of course, he does. "And I want to hear every one of those beautiful moans." To test that you're going to follow his instruction, his lips latch onto your clit, sucking firmly, and your jaw drops open, and a loud moan falls out.

Satisfied with you, he keeps the same movement going, focusing all his attention on your bundle of nerves, cycling between sucking and blowing and licking, with no order. You're screaming a mix of his name and curse words above him, feeling pleasure stream through your body. There's no doubt a proud smirk on his face, but your eyes are so tightly shut from the bliss that you can't see it.

"Please don't stop." You whimper, subconsciously rolling your hips against his face as you chase your high. 

"Ready to take my fingers?" He asks, his voice all low and deep against you.

"Please." You whimper out, overcome by the pleasure but still wanting more. As his middle finger slightly nudges you, you grip the edge of the table. He momentarily pulls off your clit, forcing you to focus on the feel of his fingers. He's swift with his motion to push it deep into you, resulting in a loud moan falling from your lips. His ring finger joins, stretching you open, and you silently thank the universe that he's part of the ten percent of left-handed people because the coldness of his wedding ring against your warm core is a delightful contrast.

You see stars when he starts to move his fingers, thrusting them in and out of you. "So good." You manage to moan out as you arch your back. 

"Here." He offers out his free hand to you, and you stop gripping the table's edge to hold it. You know he likes to feel how much pleasure he's giving you, so you squeeze it as he works you. 

His lips reattach to your clit, giving you so much bliss from both places, and you scream out as you get closer. 

"A-Aaron, I need to- shit- cum." You say, words no doubt slurred together. 

He knows, and he knows how to get you over the edge. "Mm-hmm." He mumbles against you. The added vibrations are enough to do it, making you moan his name while squirming on the table as you reach your high. He works you through it, lips, fingers, and tongue not letting up until you're gasping at the overstimulation.

Spent, you lay against the table as Aaron readjusts your underwear and dress before standing up. 

"That good, huh?" He asks despite knowing that, yeah, it really was that good. 

"Absolutely." You agree, letting him pull you upright with the hand you're holding his with. He leans in to kiss you, and you can taste yourself on his lips. "Thank you." 

"Thank you." He says. "Do you think dinner's burnt by now?" 

You shake your head, hopping off the table. His hands hold your hips, helping support your unstable legs. "The oven was off, so it's just probably cold." You assure him before smirking. "Oh, I meant to ask, since that was just appreciation for me cooking, what do I get if the meal actually is delicious?"

Aaron chuckles. "We'll see, but I have a feeling you've already got some requests." 

[mercymaker]

so we had a fake wedding episode in the grand bloodstorm adventure, but get ready the new season's about to start and we're opening with some drama

astarion and mal are trying to track down a relic that's rumored to have the power of protecting a vampire from the sun. neat. they find out that its last known location is at some ancient noble house's castle, so they go there but they get caught sneaking around.

fully expecting to have to fight their way out of there, both of them are surprised when the lord of the house instead offers a warm welcome to his house, taking particular interest in mal, showering her with attention and gifts.

he also reveals that the relic has been lost to the surrounding woods after their house was attacked by outsiders, but both astarion and mal are quite suspicious of that version, so they stick around to find out more. while mal focuses on charming her way into the lord's heart so he'd tell her the truth, astarion goes out into the surrounding town to gather information.

turns out, the local legend tells that the relic is, in fact, still somewhere in the woods, as when the invading forces attacked, the lady of the house took all of their most important belongings, shoved them into a bag, strapped that to a horse that she then tried to flee the castle with, but was shot down by archers and fell to the enemy as the horse galloped deep into the woods. it's said that the horse was eaten by a giant demonic bear, but the treasure still remains somewhere. and that leads various parties to venture out into the forest to seek it.

astarion decides to join one such party, if not to find the treasure, then at the very least to get more information. he leaves maleane alone with the lord, who seems to be quite infatuated with her. mal reassures her lover that she can handle herself in case something happens. she's a sorcerer, after all.

the vampire spawn & the gang set a small camp out in the woods after traveling for most of the evening. they drink and tell stories over the fire and astarion starts sneakily peppering in questions to get the information he needs. one of the drunk men decides to go on a bit of a spooky retelling of the most horrific event he had witnessed. the great attack on their town by the most brutal monsters. it happened over three decades ago, when he was just a little boy.

they came in the night, with their intricate armors, their swords and their arrows and their daggers in the dark. some of the commoners fell to poison before any blades could lick their throats. those that didn't flee in time were either massacred or put in chains and dragged back to the underdark to be used and sold as slaves. both the lord and the lady of the house were brutally slaughtered in the ritual known as the blooding, leaving their only son an orphan.

oh, so the guy's entire family was killed by drow? and who is he currently hosting in his massive castle? hmm, yes, another drow.

but not to worry! he dressed mal in the finest of silks and set up the most elaborate dinner for just the two of them. an array of intricate pastries, wild salmon and spit-roasted steak, and, of course, a flagon of his favorite wine to wash it all down.

they talk over the dinner, maleane slowly trying to poke and prod for more information about the relic and what happened to it. the lord, eventually unravels the same story that astarion heard over the campfire, and as the puzzle pieces slowly slide into their places, mal suddenly feels lightheaded. her breathing starts to become erratic as she struggles to catch her breath. and when she rises from the table, in a frantic attempt to flee, her legs feel like they're full of lead. the same petrifying feelings spreads throughout the rest of her body, pulling her to the ground in an instant.

as she gasps for air to fill her failing lungs, the lord walks right to her, watching the paralyzed drow fight the effects of the poison, and tells her how much he hates her kind. how long he's been dreaming of this moment, to get his hands on one of the monsters that took everything from him. how they all are the same. how he's going to peel the skin off her flesh, bit by bit. he chuckles at her panic, at soft wheezing coming from her throat. he wasn't sure how much of the poison to pour in her glass. after all, drow are known to be resistant to most of them. perhaps he gave her a bit too much. but it doesn't matter. by the time it wears off she won't be able to escape.

he then drags her to his personal quarters, a little dark room with chains and cages, a large wooden table stacked with books and scrolls and sketches. everything you need to know about drow and more. he takes the beautiful soft gown off her body and shackles her wrists and ankles to a rack.

a beautiful monster, he calls her, dragging his fingers from her cheek, down to her breast. yet, soon his hand is replaced with a dagger. this is more than just revenge. it's something darker and deeper. the obsession with drow, all that hatred and rage latched on something else entirely. the want to have her, to own her, to break and hurt her again and again and again, for years and years. because that's how long he's been carrying all that venom inside. it's not going to be over soon, maleane realizes.

it's almost a relief when it's his hand touching her again instead of a blade. but she knows that the intent behind the gesture is just as sharp as the bite of a dagger. she can't utter an incantation. she can't move her body to channel her magic. it's been so long that she felt this helpless.

then she feels her mind start to slip, drifting away somewhere. the lord's unhinged ramblings turn into echoes from a distant room. the throbbing pain softens into an almost-numbness. for just a brief moment, maleane is not there.

it's the odd shift in the surroundings that drags her right back into the dark cell. a sudden, violent gurgling sound. when she looks up, all mal sees is red. the blood pouring out of the lord's mouth and throat. the shock still frozen in his eyes before his body collapses just as hers did before. and then, two red irises, framed by a set of worried brows, staring at her. astarion.

[1000punks]

(For the OC/Creator ask. I tried to limit myself. Feel free to only answer some of these if I went overboard alskdjfal) 1 4 5 7 20 28 38? aaaand A?

oh golly okay these are gonna be for Festé. 1. probably 0 time, even when Festé is sitting, they want to be doing something productive with their hands- they're the type to go chop wood or some shit when they're bored/idle. very much a putterer

4. it's not easy to earn their trust, though they're not unkind about it. they try to keep people at arm's reach (gently) until they're sure about them

5. i would say fairly easy to earn their mistrust if you're any of these things: openly manipulative, dishonest without reason, hard to read, or just a straight up liar like, to give an example: they're totally okay with raphael because while he IS evil, he is not a liar. they're not okay with someone like mizora because of her purposeful avoidance of telling the entire truth, and her very public stunt with wyll in camp. they're okay with astarion because while he IS dishonest, it's not without reason- they can relate to wanting to hide certain aspects of one's past/trauma until the right person comes along to open up to. and star, for being a charlatan, isn't very hard for Festé to read. snorts oh, and they're not okay with the emperor, why would someone go to such great lengths to help a party of misfits and then be like "well if you don't do what i want, i'm gonna go join the elder brain >:c " fucking manipulative dick. eat me, emperor. Festé killed the shit out of him and enjoyed it.

7. dungeon diving! without going too much into their backstory (because it'll be detailed in upcoming chapters of bonding.), they used to be an up-and-coming (and quite talented) thief, not unlike nine-fingers keene in her early days with the Guild (obviously they had a career change since then) but! they love shiny treasure - especially weapons - and they hoard it like a dragon it's neither comfortable nor uncomfortable for them, it's just something they "Hm. I like this knife. :3 " also, pork roast. it reminds them of family dinners of yore. (they, surprisingly, had a pretty well-adjusted childhood, their parents passed away of old age in their late teens) 20. romantic: "I'd put my life in your hands, even if it's you holding the dagger to my throat." platonic: "I will listen to you until there's nothing left to say." familial: "Your home is always here, and you're welcome no matter how long it's been since you left."

28. absolutely not. they prefer the truth in every situation, even if it's messy, to their detriment, or puts their safety at risk. it doesn't matter how hard it is, how damaging, etc. always the truth.

38. their parents' funerals. they visit their graves as often as possible, usually with a home-cooked (or camp-cooked) meal and eat and drink. the moment in their life where they started running. i will not elaborate, you gotta read the backstory fic.

A. i love Festé because we're the most alike. hahahah that's pretty much it. what excites me most about them though, is they can look back on their life, even with all of the bad things that they've been through, and still laugh. sometimes that's their only coping mechanism, is to find the humour of the situation and try to focus on that. they also have this uncanny ability to soften and soothe the people that are closest to them. i love characters like that, ones who can look into the face of something monstrous and empathize.

[beardedmrbean]

A former Trump-era adviser to the U.S. ambassador to Israel is calling on Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer to resign after she "embarrassed herself" while responding to the terrorist attacks on Israel.

In an early morning post to social media on Sunday, Aryeh Lightstone, who served as a senior adviser to former U.S. Ambassador to Israel David Friedman from 2017 to 2021, took aim at Whitmer for her comments following the Iranian-backed Hamas terrorist attacks on Israel.

"I have been in touch with communities impacted by what’s happening in the region. It is abhorrent. My heart is with all those impacted. We need peace in this region," Whitmer wrote on X, with no mention of Israel.

"I hosted you for Thanksgiving in Israel just a few years ago. I am embarrassed for you and by you & disappointed that I opened my home and my family to you," Lightstone responded to Whitmer.

GOV. WHITMER ROASTED OVER SLOW, 'GOBBLEDEGOOK' RESPONSE TO HAMAS ATTACKS ON ISRAEL: 'SAY THEIR NAMES'

Elaborating on his comments, Lightstone — who's in Israel witnessing the conflict as it unfolds — told Fox News Digital he was shocked by the "fraudulent nature" of Whitmer's response.

"The job of a leader is to know the difference between right and wrong. The job of a politician is apparently to say nothing, and she demonstrated that she's a politician," he said.

"She watched this happen in real time. And to watch women and children be kidnapped and raped and murdered, and to not be able to say something? She should resign immediately," Lightstone said of Whitmer.

Lightstone said he hosted Whitmer, her husband, and 25 other Michigan residents at his home in Israel for a Thanksgiving meal in 2019, when the governor had the opportunity to witness first-hand the ongoing conflict taking place in the country.

"She was in Israel. She saw what happened. She went to the border. She saw the people," he said. "I'm a Republican… but she wanted a place for Thanksgiving and every American should have a place to go for Thanksgiving. So I welcomed her into my home and I invited 25 Michiganders at my expense to host them."

Lightstone said he and the governor spoke about the U.S.-Israel relationship and ways to strengthen it.

Following the pushback she received from the tweet, Whitmer made another post on Saturday in which she included Israel's name.

"The images that continue to come out of Israel on the anniversary of the Yom Kippur War are devastating. The loss of lives in Israel –children and families – is absolutely heartbreaking and appalling," the governor said in her follow-up post on X. "There is no justification for violence against Israel. My support is steadfast."

Asked about Whitmer's follow-up tweet, Lightstone said he believes she only shared it because she was "embarrassed for herself."

"There's only two sides of this. There's a right side and a wrong side. She chose the wrong side," he said. "I don't think she's a bad person. I just think she's a politician."

Whitmer's office did not immediately respond to Fox News Digital's request for comment.

During his conversation with Fox, Lightstone also underscored his work to strengthen the U.S.-Israel relationship while serving with Friedman. Specifically, he touted the Abraham Accords, which were negotiated by the Trump administration and first signed in 2020. The agreements secured diplomatic relations between four Muslim-majority countries with Israel, including the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Morocco and Sudan.

"Israel is resilient, Israel is strong, but Israel is going through the worst day in its history. Saying anything short of that is mischaracterizing the day. It's the worst day in Israel's history," Lightstone said.

"Israel has never asked for and never will ask for a single American troop on the ground here," he added, highlighting the need for other means of support for Israel. "Every one of these people chanting 'death to Israel' finishes the sentence with 'death to America.'"

Lightstone also attempted to throw cold water on reports that suggested Israel was not united in its efforts to combat terrorists in the region.

"It was reported that in the last nine months that Israel is deeply divided. Israel is not deeply divided. Israel is fully and totally united," he said. "The people of the United States of America, I believe, strongly love Israel."

He also noted that there "can be no whataboutism" about the situation taking place in Israel.

"There is no parallel. This is not a competition between two sides that both have merit. One is a side of animals and the other is the side of democracy. This is the clearest distinction I've seen in my life since 9/11," he said.

[our-time-is-now]

September 29, 2019: I really liked living with you

(previous play)

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Attention! This play includes transgender topics. For more details see our interjection.

Sunday, 12:53 pm:

Hans: has decided to cook really elaborately again today and has been standing in the kitchen for an hour already has said his goodbyes to Matteo and David, who wanted to go by Carlos and Abdi’s new apartment, because Matteo has left his keys there yesterday, and has greeted Linn, who has spent the weekend at her parents’ house has also learned from her that Laura has spent the weekend at a friend’s house, but that she’s also planning on coming back again today was on his own in the kitchen again after Linn has told him that she has to take a shower first and that she then has to take care of Nepomuk when he hears the apartment door open again calls toward the hallway That was fast… admit it: you two just wanted to eat my food and hurried just because of it… but I have to disappoint you guys: This will take at least 2 more hours…

Laura: has spent the weekend at her friend’s and can see many things a lot clearer now hopes that David is home so that she can immediately clear things up but first hears Hans when she comes into the apartment comes around the corner and stops in the doorframe I’m just one person but if you have some food to share… grins slightly But it definitely smells good… everything good with you?

Hans: looks confused at first, but then grins when Laura appears in the door As if I had a hunch that today that all my sheep would be present again, I indeed planned to make food for all of you guys… Michi will also come over later… so, if you’re very hungry you’re welcome to keep us company! puts the roast into the oven, sets the alarm on his phone and nods a little absentmindedly at her question then looks up at her and smiles With me, yes. then looks at her scrutinizingly and asks tellingly And what about you? reaches for his wine glass, takes a sip and then sits down on a stool Was there a reason that Linn was the only one who knew where you hauled up at this weekend? I mean… it’s not like I always /have/ to know everything… what you guys are up to, where you’re at… but I always do feel much better /when/ I know everything!

Laura: smiles slightly Well, but that sounds great… I’ll just see… then laughs slightly when he says that he likes knowing everything briefly considers if she should tell him but then thinks that he and David get along well, anyways, and that David trusts him I had a fight with David and needed some distance… shrugs one shoulder But now I’d like to talk to him… is he home?

Hans: frowns when Laura tells him that she had a fight with David and looks at her in shock Okay, /that/ is also news to me! Doesn’t anyone trust me anymore? Seriously… when was that? And what about? then shakes his head No, he isn’t home. Matteo, the scatterbrain, left his keys at Carlos’ and Abdi’s apartment yesterday after the move… the two of them left to quickly get it. But they didn’t want to stay for long… but you know how it is… then you spend some time chatting or there’s still beer left from yesterday or you get roped in to carry or set up something… although I guess David can’t do the latter… then realizes something Haaaang on! If you fought then you surely don’t even know that he went to the hospital on Friday evening, right? Or was your fight only on Saturday?!

Laura: smiles slightly when Hans asks like that Do you always tell us about it when you have a fight? but then shakes her head It was only some sibling stuff… then hears that Matteo forgot his keys and laughs And a key is very heavy, you need two people to carry it… sees Hans’ skeptical look No, no, that’s not what it was about… it’s cute how inseparable they are. then looks at him in shock when he tells her that David went to the hospital and is immediately worried What? Hospital? What for? What happened? Is everything okay again? He’s back again so it has to be… but… then slowly shakes her head and says quietly I didn’t know that…

Hans: grins slightly and crosses his legs Laura, honey, of course! If I ever fight, which happens very rarely, then of course I talk about it! On my search for allies! then tilts his head Although if I think about it… it’s probably a good thing that I didn’t know about your fight. I wouldn’t have known whose side to be on… that would have turned into a moral conflict, oh dear… and you want to make up again anyways, right? So everything turned out well for me, after all… then frowns at Laura’s words about the key and wonders if David and Laura fought because of Matteo, which would cause even more of a conflict for him but then hears that it wasn’t about that and sighs in relief Exactly! Very cute, inseparable, poster couple! looks a little worried when she’s so shocked about the news and immediately holds up both hands Hey… don’t worry… everything’s good… not completely okay again but I think on the best way to get there… something about the hysterectomy… don’t ask me about details - they weren’t particularly informative about that…

Laura: exhales audibly when Hans says that everything is alright Okay, good… I… I’ll go to my room and text him… well, if they don’t come back home in a minute anyways… see you later… smiles at Hans again and then quickly disappears to her room first kicks her shoes off and then sits down on her tiny armchair pulls her phone out and was just about to text David when she hears the door in the hallway hears quiet voices and then Hans talking louder: “Yes, Laura is here, she’s in her room…” therefore puts the phone away again and waits to see if David comes to her

David: he and Matteo went to Abdi and Carlos’ apartment to pick up the key, where Abdi’s and Carlos’ fathers were in the process of putting up the kitchen cabinets, which involved a lot of swearing, but quickly left again because they didn’t want to interrupt on the way back to the flatshare, he and Matteo talked about the fact that he hopes that Laura will show up again today and that he’s planning on texting her otherwise, so that they can finally clear up that fight then unlocks the door upstairs, takes his shoes off in the hallway and gets informed by Hans that Laura is back and that the food will be ready in about 2 hours and that they’re welcome to eat with him looks at Matteo and murmurs quietly I think I’ll just get it over with now… hugs Matteo again, gets a kiss and the assurance that he just has to call out for him if he needs support, and then goes to Laura’s room briefly collects himself and then knocks waits for her okay and then sticks his head through the door Hey… looks at her scrutinizingly to see if she’s still mad or if she’s ready to talk

Laura: hears the knock and is quite glad that he comes to her and considers this a good sign Yes? then sees him looking inside the room Well, come on in… points to the bed and waits for him to sit down feels somehow weird because she doesn’t know how to start isn’t really used to that with David We have to talk… it can’t go on like that, can it?

David: smiles slightly when Laura asks him in and sits down on her bed cross-legged thinks about where to start and how best to go at it and feels weird and a little uncertain hears her words, looks at her and nods then shakes his head and sighs quietly Noooo, it can’t go on like that… briefly closes his eyes and then just starts I did some thinking… and I know that you did a lot for me. And I’m really grateful to you for that. For giving me the opportunity to put Lychen behind me and to have a fresh start here… and that you supported me so much. Without you, all of this would have been much more difficult. pauses briefly and slightly presses his lips together But lately, I feel like you feel responsible for me in a way that doesn’t do either of us any good… do you understand?

Laura: listens to him and nods slowly remembers what her friend said, that David has managed to do a lot of things by himself, and that he surely doesn’t want to be patronized therefore nods slowly I understand that… and I’m sorry if it seemed as if you are a burden to me or anything… you’re not. I was… hesitates slightly I think I was hurt because to me it seemed as if I would no longer be important to you… I helped you gain a footing here and now you no longer need me. looks at him I don’t want to be your mother, David. But I want to be allowed to worry about you… Hans told me that you went to the hospital, but everything is okay?

David: sees her nod and thinks that it’s already a good sign then hears her say that he’s not a burden and smiles slightly because he’s simply relieved that she doesn’t see it that way immediately shakes his head when she says that she felt like she was no longer important No… but then lets her finish first and adds I’ll always need you, Laura! You are my sister! And if it seemed as if it was different now, then I’m sorry… that I now also have Matteo and the others doesn’t mean that you’re no longer important to me. I want… hesitates briefly, but then says it, after all I don’t want to be patronized. Your opinion is important to me, really… but I can and want to still be allowed to make my own decisions. then hears her say that she doesn’t want to be his mother, smiles again slightly and immediately nods at her words about worrying And you are allowed to do that… I also worry about you… if you’re acting so weirdly then I also wonder what’s going on with you and if there’s anything I can do… then hears that Hans has told her about the hospital, takes a deep breath and nods Yes, everything’s okay… I… felt some pain in my lower abdomen and was bleeding again… and I… we were pretty scared that something could be wrong… but apparently the stitches are dissolving and that can lead to bleeding… but it’s almost completely gone again, thank God. And I could go back to the flatshare again with Matteo immediately. Alex drove us. briefly lowers his gaze and adds quietly I’m sorry that I didn’t tell you… but I didn’t know… no idea, we had this fight and I was angry and I thought you’re probably also angry… and so… everything was okay. If that hadn’t been the case, then I would have reached out to you…

Laura: is happy to hear that he still needs her almost has to smile when he says pretty much the same thing that Inga said nods slightly I know… but then lets him continue talking first takes a deep breath at the end I’m happy that everything is okay… and that the stitches are dissolving, that’s actually a good thing, right? One more step toward healing. pushes her hair behind her ear and looks at him And of course you can make your own decisions. And I’m really happy that you have Matteo now and all the other great people that you like and who like you and who help you. It’s just… an adjustment somehow? shrugs one shoulder I think, well… had already thought about it in advance and now considers how to word it Maybe we need a few new agreements? That we don’t just share the organizational stuff, for example… I feel like lately all we spoke about was the apartment situation and money… when was the last time we just spent time with each other?

David: nods when she asks about the stitches and smiles slightly Yes, definitely! then smiles broadly when she says that she’s happy that he has Matteo and the others and nods immediately when she says that she has to adjust hesitates briefly and then says Yes, definitely… but, the fact that you had to be there for me like that isn’t really healthy either, right? I mean, you’re 23… you also have your own life… you shouldn’t have to constantly take me into consideration… you should also… no idea, just life for a change? then nods vigorously at her words about agreements and spending time with each other That’s exactly what I mean… I also miss it that we just talk… about our everyday life and maybe also about problems… but definitely not only about money and organization and such… then adds a little quieter I would like to separate that in the future. Sure, if you need my help, then I’m here and I’ll surely also need your advice often… but maybe it’s really better if for now, everyone concentrates on their own organizational things… so that we can go back to being normal brother and sister…

Laura: nods slightly when he says that she’s only 23 and that she should live her life but then also shakes her head You didn’t really stop me from much… you’re not pulling me down or anything like that if that’s what you think… nods Yes, I miss that, too… then hears that he wants to separate this and thinks that it’s a good idea How about we tell Mama that she should transfer the money separately? You get your share, I get mine… then I’ll give Linn my share of the rent and you give yours to Matteo… and when we find a new apartment, then we’ll think about it again? grabs a hair tie from the desk and puts her hair into a ponytail I don’t want to be the one to take care of all of it, or that you think I simply decide all of that or anything…

David: smiles slightly when Laura says that he doesn’t pull her down and murmurs quietly That’s good… smiles even more when she says that she also misses their normal interactions and then nods at her suggestion that their mother should transfer the money separately and humms in agreement has basically already halfway agreed on that with their mother, anyways slightly lowers his gaze when she talks about a new apartment and takes a deep breath hadn’t thought that it would be so difficult for him to tell Laura that he no longer wants to live with her says hesitantly and quietly Or we’ll leave it with the separated transfers? And… now looks at her again, after all I thought about it, Laura… maybe it’s not so good if we move in together again… maybe we should look separately… to not fall into this rut again… maybe it’s normal for siblings to feel a little more responsible for the other… it’s very likely even… and I’m just afraid that we’ll end up there again… and if we lived separately, then maybe we could treat each other normally again…

Laura: can see that he lowers his gaze and wonders what she said wrong looks at him questioningly when he says that they should leave it at the separated transfers Why? but then already hears what he thought of is really shocked somehow and feels overtaken by that information Oh… okay… hadn’t considered this to be an option before swallows slightly and then says You need space? then nods when she understands that this might really be the simplest solution Okay… maybe… but… well, I really liked living with you. It wasn’t only stress and responsibility and all that… smiles slightly looks at him and then asks That means that you’ll stay living here? With Matteo?

David: feels bad when he sees that Laura seems to be really shocked and thinks about if he should have worded it differently or better then hears her question about distance and immediately and automatically shakes his head No! then hesitates and adds Yes, okay… a little bit… but not to you… well yes… but only for this organizational stuff between us… I don’t want any distance from you as a person, you know? And maybe… well, if we have some physical distance, then maybe the rest will work better again… then we could just normally meet up to have some hot chocolate and we could talk about nice things again… looks at her slightly pleadingly, because he really wants her to understand that it’s nothing against her as a person then smiles slightly and nods at her words I know! I also liked living with you! Really! grins slightly and says carefully, because he doesn’t know if a joke’s already a good idea You weren’t /only/ annoying… then hears her question and looks at her confused What?! No! I’ll look for something for myself… I don’t know yet if for a flatshare or my own apartment…

Laura: nods in understanding and thinks that he actually thought about it quite thoroughly That’s actually a good idea… I just somehow never really thought about it… that’s why I’m a little surprised right now… then grins when he says that she’s not only annoying Yeah, yeah… almost has to laugh when he looks so confused Oh yes, what an absurd idea for you to move in with the guy with whom you spend every minute at your disposal, anyways… how stupid of me. grins slightly and winks at him Have you two really never talked about it?

David: smiles relieved when she says that it’s actually a good idea and says Yes, sure… I had a few days to think about it and to already search a little… and I talked to Mama and told her about it. Well, to ask if she might transfer more money in the beginning in case I only find something that’s more expensive and until I find a job… but for you, the idea is completely new… but I really think that it’s good for both of us. looks confused at first, but then has to grin slightly when Laura is so amused thinks that she’s actually really right and gets a little embarrassed Yes, we did… but never in concrete terms… it was always more like “one day”… and when we visited Bea and she asked us about it, he said that we’re actually quite happy about how we are living now… and when we talked about us moving in here, it was somehow already obvious from the get-go that it will only be temporary…

Laura: nods when he says that he already thought about it hears that he has also already talked to Mama and thinks that he really can take care of things by himself and that now he can also talk about things with their mother Yes, that sounds good… and good that she can also transfer more money… then you don’t have to worry for now… then listens to him when he talks about Matteo and living together was about to mock him more but now gets serious, after all slightly tilts her head Okay, so that’s what /he/ said… and what do you think?

David: nods at her words about money and Mama then sighs quietly when she asks again and plays a little with her duvet Well, I somehow also liked it before… that we had the choice if we wanted to go to our apartment or the flatshare… and I also like it now… but… well, that definitely wouldn’t be a long-term solution… two people in one room is okay… but it’s just barely any privacy with four roommates… and no alternative place to go to, you know? In the past, when it got too full and loud here we just went to our old apartment… and I really also want to be alone with him sometimes…

Laura: listens to him and nods slightly Yes, I can understand that, that’s not everyone’s thing… I mean, I think that I also have my privacy here, but I’m also alone and I don’t mind it thaaat much, I don’t think I’d like to live alone again. then considers whether she should ask why Matteo and David don’t look for their own place, but refrains from asking, after all thinks that the two of them have to find out and decide that for themselves But no matter what, I think that you and the both of you will find the right thing… laughs slightly Then I better start looking for flatshares for myself instead of apartments, huh?

David: nods when she says that she doesn’t mind the flatshare, that she’s also alone and that she has her privacy here thinks that she’d maybe think differently if she were in a relationship says I think if I were alone then I wouldn’t mind so much, either… smiles slightly and nods I think so, too… then grins relieved when she laughs and when he hears her words is happy that she accepts his decision just like that and that she supports it Yes, that definitely sounds like a flatshare is more your thing… grins a little broader You have to thank me for all of that… before that, you didn’t mind living on your own so much…

Laura: laughs when he says that she has to thank him for it Oh yes, definitely… but then shrugs one shoulder But I do think that I’m more the type for flatshares than you are somehow… well, we’ll see where we’ll end up, right? shrugs again Sooner or later you and Matteo will move in together, anyways… grins slightly Then I’ll come back and steal his room!

David: nods when Laura says that they'll see where they’ll end up then laughs quietly and nods Yes, definitely! It’s only a matter of time, I guess… at some point, all of this going back and forth between apartments will be too exhausting for us… then laughs again Another move just to have a cooler room… okay… I’ll definitely tell Matteo that he doesn’t have to worry about someone to take over his room once it’s time… then looks at her, takes a deep breath and feels how glad he is that they could clear this up smiles and says quietly I’m happy… that everything is good again between us…

Laura: also laughs slightly and shrugs her shoulders Oh, I’ll just see where I’ll end up and what the new flatshare will be like… maybe I’ll also feel content there… briefly has to think about Linn and that some distance might also do her some good but then she’s back in the here and now when David smiles so nicely also smiles and gets up I’m also happy… and now come here and let me give you a hug and then get out of here. laughs quietly waits for him to get up and hugs him Oh, by the way, Hans is making a feast for an entire army, you guys will surely be able to get something as well…

David: smiles when Laura says that she’s also happy and then grins slightly when she gets up pfffs when she tells him to get out, but also gets up a little painstakingly and hugs her then grins again when she mentions Hans Yes, well /that’s/ definitely an advantage of a flatshare… when we came back from the hospital on Friday, he made us sandwiches… then laughs quietly Yes, okay… but maybe those are also only the advantages of Hans in particular… then gets a little more serious again and looks at her hesitates when he has to think about how strange she has been lately but then says quietly, after all And if anything should be wrong… well, something you want to talk about or whatever, then I’m here, okay?

Laura: smiles Yes, that sounds like Hans… he’s really very loving and caring. tilts her head slightly when he looks at her like that then has to think of Linn again when she hears his question considers if she should simply tell him that she’s in love and it being unrequited but then thinks that he’s so happy right now and that ultimately, she somehow has to go through this by herself, anyways therefore shakes her head a little but then nods quickly I know that you’re here… thanks… but it’s really nothing, well… nothing where talking would help… just a bit of stress in general, it’ll be okay…

David: looks at her scrutinizingly when she seems to think and then nods hesitantly at her answer smiles slightly and shrugs one shoulder Well, the offer isn’t just for now, but in general… then sighs briefly and can feel once again how relieved he is points his head toward the door and grins slightly Okay… then I’ll get out of here again… see you later… briefly smiles at her again and then goes back to Matteo

(next play)

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

I recently converted to paganism from Christianity and I have some questions about offerings. What do I do with offerings after the fact? Do I dump them? Do I eat them? Would that be disrespectful? What are the best offerings?

welcome home! these are good questions. i can offer my perspective but of course opinions will differ from individual to individual and tradition to tradition. just keep that in mind. but here's my personal take.

it's flexible. i'm not a hardcore traditionalist. i think you do what you can with your circumstances.

i'll start with "what are the best offerings" and i'll say it depends. it depends on your circumstances and who you're offering to. different gods have different preferences and it would be a good idea to look that up before making offerings. however, in general some safe bets are water (especially holy water), alcoholic beverages, milk, oil, honey, meat, fruits, and grains/bread/cakes. also, votive offerings are always welcome.

when it comes to offering food people often fret over how much they should offer. the answer is whatever is reasonable. you don't need to buy an expensive cut of meat and offer it to the gods. you don't need to break the bank. i'd have to go through my notes but there are ancient references talking about how poor people offering their last loaf of bread is more pious than a rich man offering a whole pig, for example. offerings should not be an unreasonable burden but it should be /some/ kind of actual sacrifice. obviously, it /can/ be more of a burden if you want -- that would probably be pious (as long as it's not /too/ much of a burden) -- but it's not required. it's supererogatory. and obviously, there will probably be a difference in the quality of your daily offerings vs your offerings on especially holy days. so yeah, just offer whatever is reasonable.

now how do you dispose of offerings? well, it also depends on some things; what you're offering, why you're offering, who you're offering to, and where you are making this offering. there are a variety of possibilities; you might pour libations either onto the earth or a body of water or a sacred stone or into a special bowl reserved for libations (which you will then pour onto earth when possible), you might bury votive offerings or certain foods (if you're a hellenist this is especially preferable for cthonic deities and spirits), you might burn the offering in a fire (especially for ouranic deities), or place them at an outdoor altar, or you might consume them yourself (some consider this impious, but i don't -- there is plenty of evidence attesting to this), or you might give them to other people or animals to consume, etc.

to elaborate on eating the offering: lots of people find this controversial. they consider it cheap and impious to eat something you're supposed to be sacrificing. i think this is valid and i definitely sympathize with this sentiment. on the other hand, other people say it is impious and disrespectful to waste an offering of food and that the gods would want us to share in the bounty. again, i think this valid and i am sympathetic. so i personally practice a middle ground. if it's something simple/cheap like bread or milk or something i will just offering the gods a portion and leave it to nature. but if it's like a lavish feast, especially one including meat, then i will typically reserve a portion, especially the inedible (or less desirable) parts and any excess fat, for the gods in a burnt offering. the rest of meal in general can be symbolically offered to and blessed by the gods and then consumed.

again, it's important to remember you just have to be reasonable and be putting a sincere effort. don't overthink it. if you're buy a prime rib roast for a feast you don't need to buy an extra one to offer the gods. you can just trim off the fat and offer that. it's all the same to the gods. they don't /need/ the food like we do. they're not literally physically eating the food. they're spiritually sharing in the meal with us. that's the important part. the communion. it's like a father eating with his child and the child offers pieces of his own food from his plate to his father and the father gleefully accepts even though he doesn't really need it (he has all he needs) and both father and child are enriched by the act. it's the act of sharing and the intention and the thoughtfulness and the bond that matters.

[lindsaywesker]

Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested? Currently sitting at my desk, in my study, attired only in my blue towelling robe, enjoying my first cuppa of the day. Welcome to the working week although, for those of you in the NHS, welcome to just another day!

The weekend did NOT get off to a good start. As I was going to the recycling centre, The Trouble suggested I take the Christmas tree. It was difficult to argue with her. As she begin to remove her elaborate, 2022 Christmas tree design, I shed a few tears. My Christmas holiday is over. Back to life; back to reality. I’m sure those lyrics are meant to be positive words but, at that moment, I was like, “F*ck reality! Gimme Christmas all over again.” With hindsight, we REALLY got it right this year! The Christmas holiday ended-up being an action-packed and truly memorable four weeks. Getting the holiday right makes the new year even more promising!

Now comes the new, healthy regime! The Trouble, my son and I have changed a few things. People love coming to our house because it’s always full of goodies. Sorry, folks, no more! From now on, my weekly shop will NOT contain crisps, snacks, biscuits, chocolate and bread. That fact alone is BIG! And we will NOT be buying any more chips to accompany our evening meal. I’ve told them, “Salad, vegetables and fruit!” However, we’re not stupid. We’re not going to starve ourselves. We work hard and we need fuel, so we’ll be eating meals, just much healthier meals.

The next paragraph is a bit graphic so, if you’ve got a queasy stomach, skip it!

I don’t know if this refers to YOU or the person you live with but, when you pass wind, how does it smell? Is there someone in your abode that sits down for a Number Two and literally stinks out the house? With a healthy diet, you should NOT have to live in a toxic environment. If you do, your household is eating too much fast food, too much junk food and too much processed food. As you may or may not know, I’ve started substituting cups of coffee with Green Tea. It tastes horrible but one of the big benefits of Green Tea is that it cleans your gut! I’m sure you catch my drift.

On Sunday, The Trouble cooked-up a delicious, traditional Sunday dinner (salt fish fritters for starters, followed by rice & peas, stewed chicken, jerk chicken, macaroni cheese, plantain and roast potatoes) and we broke open two bottles of bubbly. And, yes, this was a CHEAT DAY! Despite the appalling weather conditions, our brilliant and beautiful guests enjoyed their meal and 2023 Dinner Party No. 2 went off well!

Social Media Update: Instagram is still overflowing with the most blatant scammers and hackers. No, I will NOT be following you. And it looks like Tumblr has contracted the same disease. Countless bogus accounts following me (literally) every day. No, I will NOT be following you. Go away!

Many thanks to everyone that listened to the show on Saturday afternoon, and many thanks to those that will listen to any part of it on Mixcloud. Della Duncan did a great job, didn’t she? This coming Saturday is The Letter L (Pt. 2). Executive Producer: pint-sized, power-packed Sharon Newton.

Have a marvellous and momentous Monday. I love you all.

[quality-choices]

My Experience at the Bangalore Culinary Academy: A Journey of Culinary Excellence

As someone passionate about cooking, I dreamt of refining my culinary skills and exploring diverse cuisines. This ambition led me to the Slurp Culinary Academy, a renowned Bangalore Culinary Academy known for its comprehensive programs and exceptional teaching.

Discovering Slurp Culinary Academy The decision to join Slurp Culinary Academy came after extensive research. Positive reviews and detailed course descriptions convinced me that this Bangalore Culinary Academy was the perfect place to pursue my passion.

The First Day: A Warm Welcome Walking into the Slurp Culinary Academy for the first time was both exciting and nerve-wracking. The state-of-the-art facilities and professional ambiance immediately impressed me. The staff and instructors at the Slurp Culinary Academy were welcoming and put me at ease right from the start.

Comprehensive Curriculum The curriculum at Slurp Culinary Academy covers a wide array of culinary arts. From foundational techniques to advanced culinary skills, every aspect is addressed with precision. We delved into various cuisines, learning not just recipes but also the history and culture behind them. This holistic approach provided a deeper understanding and appreciation of the culinary world, making this Slurp Culinary Academy stand out.

Hands-On Learning One of the highlights of the course was the emphasis on hands-on learning. Each session involved practical demonstrations followed by individual practice. Under the guidance of experienced chefs, we prepared a range of dishes, experimenting with different ingredients and techniques. This hands-on approach at the Slurp Culinary Academy was instrumental in building confidence and competence in the kitchen.

Mastering the Basics Before diving into complex dishes, the instructors ensured we had a solid grasp of the basics. We spent considerable time perfecting knife skills, understanding flavor profiles, and mastering cooking techniques such as sautéing, roasting, and grilling. These foundational skills became the building blocks for creating more elaborate dishes as the course progressed at the Slurp Culinary Academy.

Exploring Global Cuisines Exploring global cuisines was a particularly exciting part of the program. From Italian pasta and French pastries to Japanese sushi and Indian curries, we learned to prepare a diverse array of dishes. The instructors at the Bangalore Culinary Academy, who had extensive international experience, shared invaluable insights and tips, enhancing our culinary repertoire.

Baking and Pastry Arts In addition to savory dishes, the course included an extensive module on baking and pastry arts. We learned to make bread, cakes, pastries, and desserts. The joy of seeing a beautifully baked loaf of bread or a perfectly layered cake was immensely satisfying, thanks to the training at the Bangalore Culinary Academy.

The Final Project Towards the end of the course, we were assigned a final project to showcase everything we had learned. Each student had to design and execute a menu, demonstrating their skills and creativity. This project was a culmination of our hard work and learning at the Bangalore Culinary Academy, and it was incredibly rewarding to see our progress reflected in the dishes we created.

Conclusion Enrolling at the Slurp Culinary Academy was one of the best decisions I have made in my culinary journey. The comprehensive curriculum, hands-on learning, and exposure to global cuisines provided a rich and rewarding experience. For anyone passionate about cooking and looking to elevate their skills, I highly recommend the Slurp Culinary Academy. This Bangalore Culinary Academy offers an unparalleled culinary education that will leave you inspired and equipped to excel in the culinary arts.

For more information visit: Slurp Culinary Academy

[chennaitop10]

Exploring the World of Luxury Cafes: An Exquisite Journey of Elegance and Flavor

In the bustling landscape of global coffee culture, luxury cafes stand out as oases of elegance and refinement. These establishments offer more than just a caffeine fix; they provide an immersive experience where the ambiance, service, and culinary artistry blend seamlessly to create a haven for the discerning coffee aficionado. Let’s embark on a journey to explore the enchanting world of luxury cafes, where every detail is crafted to perfection.Explore the top 10 luxury cafes in Chennai, where sophistication and premium coffee create an unparalleled experience. Indulge in the finest culinary delights and elegant ambiance the city has to offer.

The Essence of Luxury Cafes

Luxury cafes are characterized by their commitment to providing an extraordinary experience. This begins with their locations, often nestled in prestigious neighborhoods or iconic landmarks. The architecture and interior design play a crucial role in setting the tone, featuring opulent décor, plush seating, and sophisticated lighting that create a serene and inviting atmosphere.

These cafes often collaborate with renowned designers and artists to craft spaces that are both visually stunning and comfortable, making each visit feel like a special occasion. The attention to detail extends to every corner, from the bespoke furniture to the carefully curated artwork adorning the walls.

The Coffee: A Symphony of Flavors

At the heart of every luxury cafe is its coffee. These establishments source their beans from the finest coffee-growing regions around the world, ensuring that each cup offers a unique and exquisite flavor profile. The beans are often roasted in-house or by specialty roasters, maintaining a high level of quality and freshness.

The baristas in luxury cafes are true artisans, often trained in the latest brewing techniques and latte art. They take pride in their craft, meticulously preparing each cup to highlight the intricate flavors and aromas of the coffee. Whether it’s a classic espresso or a more elaborate coffee creation, every beverage is a testament to the cafe’s dedication to excellence.

Gourmet Offerings: A Culinary Delight

Beyond coffee, luxury cafes offer an array of gourmet delights that complement their beverage offerings. The menus are curated by top chefs and often feature a blend of local and international cuisines. From decadent pastries and desserts to savory brunch options, the food at luxury cafes is designed to indulge the senses.

Many of these cafes emphasize using high-quality, seasonal ingredients, often sourced from local farmers and artisanal producers. This commitment to quality is evident in every bite, making the dining experience as memorable as the coffee itself.

Exemplary Service: A Personalized Touch

The hallmark of a luxury cafe is its exceptional service. The staff are not just servers but connoisseurs who understand the nuances of coffee and cuisine. They are trained to anticipate the needs of their guests, offering personalized recommendations and ensuring that every visit is tailored to individual preferences.

This level of service extends to every aspect of the cafe experience, from the moment guests walk through the door to the time they leave. It’s about creating a welcoming and relaxing environment where guests feel valued and pampered.

Iconic Luxury Cafes Around the World

Café de la Paix, Paris

Located near the Opéra Garnier, Café de la Paix is a Parisian institution known for its opulent interiors and rich history. Frequented by famous artists and writers, this cafe offers a luxurious escape with its classic French pastries and meticulously crafted coffee.

Sant’Eustachio Il Caffè, Rome

A hidden gem in the heart of Rome, Sant’Eustachio Il Caffè is renowned for its secret blend of coffee beans and unique roasting process. The cafe’s charming ambiance and exceptional espresso make it a favorite among locals and tourists alike.

Blue Bottle Coffee, Tokyo

Combining Japanese minimalism with artisanal coffee craftsmanship, Blue Bottle Coffee in Tokyo offers a serene and sophisticated coffee experience. The cafe’s sleek design and meticulously brewed coffee reflect a perfect harmony of tradition and innovation.

The Connaught Patisserie, London

Situated in the heart of Mayfair, The Connaught Patisserie is a luxurious retreat offering exquisite pastries and finely crafted coffee. The elegant setting and impeccable service make it a perfect spot for an indulgent afternoon tea.

The Future of Luxury Cafes

As the global appreciation for specialty coffee continues to grow, luxury cafes are poised to become even more prominent. These establishments are not just about coffee; they are about creating memorable experiences that celebrate the art of living well.

The future of luxury cafes will likely see a continued emphasis on sustainability, with cafes sourcing ethically produced coffee and reducing their environmental footprint. Technological innovations will also play a role, with smart coffee machines and apps enhancing the precision and personalization of the coffee experience.

Conclusion

Luxury cafes represent the pinnacle of coffee culture, offering an unparalleled blend of ambiance, flavor, and service. They are sanctuaries of elegance where every detail is thoughtfully curated to provide an exceptional experience. Whether you are a coffee connoisseur or simply someone who appreciates the finer things in life, a visit to a luxury cafe is a journey of indulgence and discovery. Discover the finest cafes in Chennai, where exceptional coffee and delightful ambiance await. Experience the city's vibrant cafe culture with each unique and inviting spot.

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Best Mediterranean Cuisine in Bugibba: A Food Lover’s Guide

Bugibba, a picturesque town nestled along the northern coast of Malta, is a culinary haven for food lovers, especially those with a penchant for Mediterranean cuisine. The town’s vibrant food scene, infused with rich flavors and fresh ingredients, makes it a must-visit destination for anyone seeking the best restaurants Bugibba has to offer. This guide will take you through the highlights of Mediterranean dining in Bugibba, showcasing why it is a food lover’s paradise.

The Essence of Mediterranean Cuisine Mediterranean cuisine is celebrated for its use of fresh, seasonal ingredients, simple yet robust flavors, and a focus on healthy eating. The diet predominantly includes vegetables, fruits, nuts, grains, olive oil, and lean proteins such as fish and poultry. Bugibba’s restaurants embody these principles, offering dishes that not only tantalize the taste buds but also promote wellness.

Fresh Seafood Delights Given its coastal location, Bugibba is renowned for its seafood. The Mediterranean Sea provides an abundant supply of fresh fish and shellfish, which local chefs skillfully incorporate into their menus. Dishes such as grilled octopus, seared sea bass, and seafood pasta are staples in Bugibba’s dining scene. The freshness of the seafood, often caught just hours before being served, ensures a delightful and authentic Mediterranean experience.

Vibrant Salads and Starters Mediterranean cuisine is also famous for its vibrant and flavorful salads and starters. In Bugibba, you can find an array of these appetizers, each bursting with freshness. Traditional Greek salads with juicy tomatoes, cucumbers, olives, and feta cheese, drizzled with extra virgin olive oil, are a common favorite. Another popular choice is bruschetta, featuring freshly toasted bread topped with ripe tomatoes, garlic, and basil. These starters set the stage for a memorable meal, highlighting the simplicity and beauty of Mediterranean flavors.

Hearty Mains with a Mediterranean Flair When it comes to main courses, Bugibba’s restaurants offer a diverse range of options that cater to all tastes. Meat lovers can enjoy dishes such as lamb kebabs, marinated with aromatic herbs and spices, or a succulent grilled chicken served with a side of roasted vegetables. For those preferring plant-based options, stuffed bell peppers filled with a mixture of rice, herbs, and pine nuts, or a rich and creamy vegetable moussaka, provide a satisfying and hearty meal.

Perfect Pasta and Risotto Pasta and risotto are integral parts of Mediterranean cuisine, and Bugibba does not disappoint in this regard. Freshly made pasta dishes, ranging from simple aglio e olio to more elaborate seafood linguine, are widely available. Risotto, prepared with seasonal vegetables or seafood, is another highlight. The creamy texture and rich flavors of these dishes are a testament to the culinary expertise found in Bugibba’s best restaurants.

Desserts to Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth No Mediterranean meal is complete without a sweet ending. Bugibba’s restaurants offer a variety of traditional desserts that are sure to satisfy your sweet tooth. Classic options like baklava, with its layers of flaky pastry and honey-soaked nuts, or a creamy panna cotta topped with fresh berries, provide the perfect conclusion to a meal. These desserts, while indulgent, often use natural sweeteners and ingredients, staying true to the health-conscious spirit of Mediterranean cuisine.

A Feast for the Senses Dining in Bugibba is not just about the food; it’s about the entire sensory experience. Many of the best restaurants Bugibba has to offer are located along the waterfront, providing stunning views of the Mediterranean Sea. The ambiance is typically relaxed and welcoming, with a focus on enjoying good food and good company. The sound of waves crashing against the shore, the aroma of freshly prepared dishes, and the sight of beautifully plated meals all contribute to an unforgettable dining experience.

Conclusion Bugibba’s culinary scene is a reflection of the Mediterranean diet’s core values: fresh, seasonal ingredients, simple preparation, and robust flavors. Whether you’re a local or a visitor, exploring the best restaurants Bugibba has to offer is a journey through the heart of Mediterranean cuisine. From fresh seafood and vibrant salads to hearty mains and delectable desserts, Bugibba’s dining options promise to delight every food lover. So, next time you find yourself in this charming town, be sure to indulge in the rich culinary heritage that makes Bugibba a true food lover’s paradise.

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My Sister Squishy’s Genshin Opinions, As a Non-Player: Part 5

Hello and welcome to the first part dedicated to Liyue characters! Here, we see Squishy roasting/making funny comments more often, and as such it is important that I tell you it’s not that serious, and these roast comments were meant to be humorous.

Keqing

She wants to main Keqing

She just looks cool in Squishy’s opinion

You won today Keqing stans

Xinyan

She looks cool according to Squishy

She likes the color scheme in particular

Yanfei

According to Squishy, Yanfei looks like she’s two years old

I assured her she’s definitely a lawyer and not a two year old, but yk

As someone who would probably be considered a Yanfei main, this hurts (still kinda funny though)

Chongyun

He looks okay

Her opinion of him is very ambivalent

Xingqiu

Apparently he looks twelve

Also she thinks his sleeves are cool

It’s a win for him, ig

We continue with Liyue characters next post, with more elaborate roasts (I’m sorry in advance for the people who like the characters in part 6) ~Mocha

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Calling out AOT simps.

Hey again, I did this last time with jjk, here's the aot version cause I felt like it, been pretty sick recently and bored out of my mind. This isn't ment to disrespect anyone, everything I say is meant as a joke and not to be taken to heart. I included the characters I already have an opinion on, idk maybe I'll expand the list. Anyways enjoy reading :>

Hange simps: Ok I see y'all, you're valid af, Henge is Hella hot but on a serious note how's your mental health doing? Carrying your friends issues isn't fun, pls take a break, have a cookie and sleep in fuzzy blankets you deserve it. They'd treat you like royalty, I can't roast you, congratulations on your choices. Either just as insanely upbeat as them or very relaxed and you need a person with a very upbeat personality to keep you leveled. 10/10 you're sweethearts and I've never seen an army of simps as hot and with different styles. Casual indie music enjoyer<3

Levi simps: You have attachment issues. There I said it. It's been like what? 9 years since the anime came out and you're still so down bad for this man ever since he baybladed his way into your heart. Most of y'all would drop every anime crush for him, he's top dog for you. Let's face it no one could get him to open up but I don't think you're ready for this conversation. Your family knows about Levi, your friends know about Levi, you're probably never letting him go. For that I'll say you're extremely loyal also you have unrealistic standards in dating. Pretty sure you're great cooks. You have low-key adapted his personality and you're badasses. Also valid 10/10 I think you like chill rnb, idk I can't read y'all.

Mikasa simps: You fell for her cause she's hella strong and gorgeous, she deserves the world and so do you, but for the love of God if I see another word about the unspeakable things you'd do with her menstrural products im coming for your internet connections. I'll skip the obvious need you have for her to beat you up, I love her too I'm down bad for her but I get my daily dose of grass touching, y'all should try it too. I hope you know she hasn't washed her scarf ever since eren gave it to her. 9/10 you need to chill, fucking mappa made us all feral. Dark clothes, You listen to mitski.

Eren simps: Welcome to group therapy, do you want to share something with the circle or shall I go first? :> You have extremely unhealthy habits. No you don't need more caffeine for today, I beg you have a sip of water and some fruit. You don't care if he destroyed everything on earth as long as you got destroyed by him too. You probably read a lot of modern au fics to escape the pain (don't be shy drop your recs in my comments pls, it's a need at this point). If you started the simping campaign in season four you probably simped for Levi before that. You now have a thing for long hair and man buns now. Dog person, alternative look idk I picture y'all with piercings and tattoos. You believe in traumatising people back, who am I to judge? How does it feel to have your entire simp list be villains? If mikasa simps need to touch grass y'all should probably go to a field and start chewing it up, you know what I'm talking about, I won't elaborate. 15/10 if you also simp for his Titan form, bmth enjoyer, if you don't know what music to play you go an Eren Jaeger playlist.

Reiner simps: Who hurt you? I'll just say it, daddy issues. You think you can be a therapist to him, probably give him comfort, you can't I'm sorry. I feel like he'd treat you ok, but please stop going after people who have issues it's not good for you. But I feel you he's so hot and troubled also honkers. You have a thing for big chested anime men, probably also a toji or Nanami simp, dare I say Yami? Can I be honest tho I really like y'all, you're chill and gorgeous with taste, I can ignore the mental health issues too cause this man is something else. 20/10 you give me grunge music vibes.

Armin: Smarty pants, you like control. I low-key think you're a bit crazy in a good way, you seem very calculated but lmao every decision you make is last minute :') you are very well spoken and seemingly calm. He'd treat you great I can't roast you at all, I'm sorry. 10/10 very good choice, let the rest of us burn, dark/light academia aesthetic, I think you get down to some K-pop.

Jean simps: People of culture, you're also cocky like him but not as hot headed. Another man that would give you the world, I also can't roast you, you make better decisions than I ever did in my life. MCU fan. You have a thing for side characters, I think you always like someone other than the MC. You have a thing for hands. 10/10 great street style looks, classic rock enjoyer.

Erwin: Unhealthy, he'd lead you to death just so he could see that basement. He's a crazy bastard, make better choices, you don't deserve to be eaten by titans. You have a thing for authority figures. -100/10 I picture y'all in sundresses and you'd look amazing, you deserve better.

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greek gods as high schoolers

Zeus - star football player but not really all that good at it. man-slut like. even worse than Aphrodite Poseidon - he's literally just there. cracks a lot of jokes but theyre all really really terrible. always has a water bottle and its always full somehow even tho he chugs it Hades - emo af. if (emphasis on IF) he's in class he's in the back writing really awful poetry. otherwise hes outside the gym doors smoking blunts he got from dionysus Hera - dating zeus and is fULLY AWARE he's cheating on her with like EVERYONE but their relationship is mostly about status ngl. absolute prom queen but also sort of rude and will fight you over an outfit Ares - wrestler, almost got kicked off the team four times for severely injuring opponents, likes to start fights because hes bored. prolly needs therapy Aphrodite - pretty and she knows it but refuses to commit to a relationship, will give anyone fashion advice and is a walking LGBTQIA+ dictionary, has helped several people come out of the closet and will fight any and all homophobes/transphobes Demeter - the only one that actually enjoys biology class, hands out flowers to everyone she comes across on valentines day. really intense hippie vibes, most likely is in a drum circle or something Athena - probably on her way to every single ivy league school but not even CLOSE to a teacher's pet. all the staff hates her cos shes stubborn as hell but she's literally so smart. will tutor you if you share your oreos Apollo - honestly what even??? mans is openly pan, flirts with everything that moves, and is the only student with an actually nice car. he'll give you a ride as long as you ask nicely and give him gas money because gas is not cheap and he's not tHAT rich Artemis - so many people speculate about her sexuality since her brother is so open about his but she refuses to elaborate. runs a feminist club that accepts and welcomes transfemmes and will stop at nothing to get that one sexist gym teacher fired Hephaestus - spends all his free time in the woodshop, taking like four art classes at the same time. everyone thinks he's a jock because the dude is massive but when they ask he sorta just gets confused and offers to let them see his newest project Hermes - the kid that's always naruto running down the hallways. probably on adderall Dionysus - at every party. people dont even greet the host of the party they look for this dude. will make you a fake ID for the right price and sells weed that he stole from his stepmom Hestia - quiet but super kind, makes really complicated and well-done lunches for herself. like homemade roast beef and clams and linguine. she always brings a lil extra to share