#. sorry

[notherpuppet]

Alastor has so many moms in the role reversal AU

[corkinavoid]

DPxDC John Constantine's How To: Ghost Kids (pt.2)

[<- part 1]

"Oh, yeah," John jerks his head up like he just remembered the fact people are supposed to have names at all. He gestures to the kids, pointing to each of them as he introduces, "Daniel, Daniel, and Danielle."

This time, all three kids flip him off simultaneously. Bruce clears his throat, trying to figure out if Constantine is messing with him and, if so, in which parts. Since, so far, everything the man has said sounds like a poor attempt at pulling his leg.

"I don't think they like those," he cautiously says, and the kids whip their heads at him, nodding furiously. Bruce can't help but be just a little enamored with the way they behave.

"Of, sod off, at this point I don't care what they like," John straightens up with a dismissive, albeit weak, wave of his hands, and rubs his face, "They are menaces. Sometimes by accident, but mostly on purpose. Their grandfather thought it would be easier to handle them if they were not teenagers, and while I agreed with his reasoning at the time, I-" he glances at the kids, who all have displeased grimaces of various levels on their faces, "I have been made to reconsider. I swear that ancient bitch is laughing his ass off wherever he is now."

The kids suddenly grin. They are not very friendly, nor polite smiles - if anything, they look a bit nightmarish. An old grandfather's clock in his study makes a very loud ticking noise.

"See?" John whips his head to look at said clock, the expression on his face bordering on insane. His eye twitches.

If Bruce doesn't do anything now, he might become one of the very few people who managed to witness John Constantine, the Laughing Magician, have a meltdown. So he sighs and decides to solve the problems one at a time.

Which means that no matter how alarmed or suspicious he is, his first move would not be to interrogate either the man or the kids.

"You can sleep in one of the guest rooms, I trust you can find it on your own," he tells John, almost softly, as he catches the girl from slipping away from his lap, "Is there anything I need to know about children before you fall unconscious?"

John slumps with relief, so obviously that Bruce almost smiles. Hardships of raising - or, watching, for that matter - kids, he understands.

"Yes," he breathes out with an air of exhilaration and turns to the kids again, pointing to the middle child, "Danny is the original. He is from this dimension and timeline, that is. Dan," he turns his finger to the older boy, "is in the wrong timeline, he's Danny's future evil self redeemed into older bratty brother. Dani," he switches to the girl, "is Danny's clone, made by his arch-nemesis of a godfather. If she starts melting at any point, wake me up immediately. If any of them start floating, sprouting tentacles, speaking to walls in static, or glowing, don't."

Bruce looks down to the kids. So, definitely metas, that would explain the government trying to get them... Or, no, it wouldn't because he is fairly certain no government is going to blatantly ignore the Meta Protection Acts.

"Don't let them raise the dead, and if you give them food, make sure it doesn't have a face. If you find more than three of them, it means one of them has duplicated, don't worry, they will absorb it back later. Absolutely don't let them touch any guns," Constantine is backing down to the door as he speaks, his gaze flickering from the kids to Bruce and back every second. Like he is leaving a ticking bomb in Bruce's lap, and not three children. "Danny is, comparatively, the most responsible one, the other two are up for any dubious trouble they can get to at any moment. Oh, and their memories are wonky because of de-aging, they remember some things but not others, so if they say something particularly disturbing, it's most likely some random piece of knowledge they managed to keep."

Bruce raises an eyebrow. He did get the part about the kids being, well, abnormal in the matters of their origins, but the disjointed set of rules and advices doesn't help as much as Constantine probably thinks it does.

"Allergies, preferences, ages they were before?" He tries to get at least some more info down before John disappears through the door. Actually, maybe he should send someone to handcuff the man to the bed lest he disappears completely.

"None, but don't let them eat cutlery. Danny likes space, Dani has a thing for exploring, and Dan likes violence." The older kid stirs in Bruce's lap and says something in the direction of Constantine. No sound comes out, but the man seems to get what he's trying to say anyway, "Okay, yes, that was rude of me, sorry. Dan likes... exercise," he ends up with, and that placate the boy enough to slump down and cross his arms. John sighs, "They were seventeen, fourteen, and twenty respectively. Now," he snaps his fingers, and suddenly Bruce can hear the girl - Dani - humming a tune under her breath. So, he lifted the silence spell, it seems.

"Good fucking luck," John wishes to Bruce, earnestly, and all but vanishes away.

Bruce sighs and looks down to the kids.

"Are you hungry?" He tries, and all eyes are on him at once, attentive and unblinking.

"Fruitloops," Danny says, and while Bruce is positive that's the name for a cereal, he gets a feeling that's not what the kid meant.

[maxipad33]

“They’re still calling you Daniel. Thank you, Daniel.”

[despazito]

[emunenenes]

yaoi first exams second

og image

[joesquinns]

LIVE-FOOTAGE OF JOSEPH QUINN CHECKING HIS PHONE THIS MORNING

[hell-fm]

Ugh this annoying guy

[the-soul-eclectic]

{ can i do serious art for once in my life }

[mctwinkdom]

Yeah I'm sure you know a thing or two about Lando dominating, Max

[insecuregodcomplex]

omg someone leaked the 911 s8 trailer

below the cut in case anyone doesn’t want to be spoiled!

[oldbutchdaniel]

they’re playing dress to impress on roblox 💖

[ganondoodle]

i guess in that sense totk really delivered on the botw2 thing

if you see botw2 not as in "direct sequel that builds on the previous one" but as in "this game again but different" (and worse) that is

so much is repeated, or replaced with things functionally the same or worse but with a paintjob, sometimes even just the same thing again (like the luminouas stones and sonanium (zonaite) and the special horses) often times essentially the same thing but worse or without any background or even both (i didnt even like revali, but man having his efforts to create the updraft cheapend by tulin, a waht, 10 year old? doing the same just vertical without even havign to try bc hes jsut that talented tm- not only worse as in its less useful and often annoying with the bad control scheme, but also has basically no background, no struggle, and makes revalis seem kinda stupid)

and in the end, instead of uplifting each other, the games cheapen each other, its not interesting anymore, nothing means anything and there was no intention behind it, any mystery that was intriguing in botw has ceased to have meaning, its either nothing or answered with 'the sonau (zonai) did it actually' which is not jsut boring, but frustrating, and .. sad ... i dont think it will ever not make me sad.

[adoriels-tears-if]

arthur!! flowerboys birthday! can we get an in a relationship snippet for him...begs

The atmosphere is festive at Arthur's family inn as you climb the stairs to fetch the birthday boy.

No, not a boy. A man. Yours.

"Knock knock," you announce as you push open his bedroom door.

"Are you up?"

Your eyes roam your lover's tidy room without finding him. Your fingers tighten around the spring crown you're holding.

The faint creak of the floorboards from behind the door is your only warning before Arthur’s warm hands slip around your waist, pulling you gently back into his chest.

"You’re early," he murmurs, his voice low and teasing against your ear.

You tilt your head smiling and catch his reflection in the small mirror across the room. His usual shy smile is more pronounced today, a bit of color rising in his freckles cheeks as he presses a soft kiss to your temple.

"You're late and I couldn’t wait to see the birthday man," you reply, turning in his arms. You hold up the delicate spring crown you’ve woven, small wildflowers interlaced with soft vines. "I made something for you."

His gaze softens, eyes flickering from the crown to your face. "For me? It's beautiful, $name."

"Like you," you say, and it’s Arthur’s turn to blush, though he doesn’t let go. His hand cups the back of your neck as he pulls you closer, pressing his forehead against yours.

"You spoil me," he whispers, his voice filled with affection as he rubs his nose against yours.

"Only because you deserve it."

He laughs softly, the sound a gentle melody echoing in your heart, and you place the crown on his head, adjusting it slightly. "There," you say, admiring the way the flowers compliment his features. "Perfect."

He's perfect.

Arthur gives you a sheepish smile, his fingers grazing yours as he murmurs, "As long as you're with me, I feel that way every day."

[pennysucks]

Gods being silly part 2 🥶

I've never seen anybody make Hermes interact with Hephaestus and I feel like it's such a wasted opportunity cuz their dynamic can be so good 😢

[mychem1calbr0mance]

bubblegum bitch - marina/adam stanheight

[freakaz0idartz]

Watched murder drones with my girlfriend while we both had “hawk tuah” as a vocal stim and I had a terrible idea💔