#.....like jake and ghost....

[zan0tix]

ALPHA KIDS: Draw your best friends!

DIRK: I'd say I'm better at one on one character interaction work of the more intimate variety, but I think this piece came together nicely. DIRK: Fun for the whole family style wholesomeness, any motherfucker in the radius of a screen displaying this image will instantly get hit with a sore case of heartburn and their tear ducts will clock in overtime at the weeping factory.

ROXY: im so proud of these i think these are my best designs yet :3 but omg dirk callie and jake were SOOO peculiar about their damn designs over my shoulder. jake wanted me to clarify that even in pink pen form his little guy is BLUE. so there. sigh this is the one occasion they could take notes from janey.. JUST LET LE ARTIST WORK!

JANE: Boy! I don't draw often but I always was fond of calligraphy growing up. I was kind of inspired by all of the other's works, but especially Calliope's swirls she puts in her art. It's very fun to add!

JAKE: Im not quite the best with posing, but i find the head very fun to study! Especially skulls.. so good ole calliope makes for the perfect muse! (hehe)

CALLIOPE: i realized i hadn't ever made a piece with Us in the same place at once. u_u CALLIOPE: bUt since it's reality now here's all of Us together, United at last! ^u^

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[lingi-15]

[helmbarte]

Been chilly lately

[slavhew]

i reread this scene and i could just. picture it. so vividly.

[shittyjakeenglish]

Day 242

Page of Hope: Rise up

[lovelyspooks]

When y/n does exactly what you told her not to do and now the story has been set back another 4 chapters

[sallytwo]

“He was alone in the doorway, digging the street. Bitterness, recriminations, advice, morality, sadness--everything was behind him, and ahead of him was the ragged and ecstatic joy of pure being.”

tallstars revenge but it’s on the road by jack keroauc

[cringefail-clown]

thinking about them again (turnabout au post-scratch jakehal)

[justdrawlynn11]

A Skit: Any Allergies?

Mini Set up Summary: Eclipse goes to visit the Tsams dimension to hang out with Earth and he ends up bringing over his 3-4 ghost kids(who might have animatronic bodies by this point, idk) with him. They end up at the Sun and Moon household for lunch due to some random reason and Sun ends up being the one making lunch, but before starting Earth asks a question or two for Sun.

Earth: “Oh! Can the kids eat in those new bodies?”

Eclipse: “It’s not like they necessarily need to eat, but I added the function anyways because they wanted to eat food.”

Earth: “Alright then, are there any allergies Sun might need to work around?”

Eclipse: “What?”

Earth: “You know, any specific types of things they can’t eat because it negatively effects their-”

Eclipse: “No no, I mean why are you even asking that?”

Earth: “We don’t want to risk them having an allergic reaction to the food-”

Eclipse: “But they’re already dead, that wouldn’t even affect them.”

Sun from the kitchen: “You’d think so, but Dazzle’s still allergic to peanuts so it’s really up in the air I guess.”

Eclipse: “But how- how does that- I don’t believe that-”

Sun: “You can take a look at the peanut-free peanut butter if you don’t believe us.”

Eclipse: *sigh* “Alright then, if you’re so insistent on this ridiculous ide-” *sees the oddly specific peanut-free brand of peanut butter*

Earth: “Yea didn’t Dazzle have an allergic reaction to regular peanut butter?”

Sun: “Yeah, that’s how we found that out in the first place.”

Eclipse: *realizes he has to identify and keep track of the allergies of all of his kids*

[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

This is, of course, a classic, but what follows literally a line later is often left off:

That's right, folks, Brain Ghost Dirk says the coldest shit known to man and Jake just immediately ruins it by being a Super Dweeb <3

[cyber-corp]

Karkat Vantas big naturals real

[harpoonsnotspoons]

Brain Ghost Dirk if he was cool and started making soap

[daniel-is-me]

[iongenesis]

Ult Jake and his two weed smoking brain ghosts

In my head ult Jake is like so hopeful it circles back into being delusional. He just simply wills shit to happen because of his crazy hope powers hence the two brain ghost dirks. If I did this on my iPad I prob woulda given him like a army of bg dirks. He would use them as puppets to do his bidding and what not evil villain shit~

[exaltior-a]

genuine contender for gayest shit ive ever drawn.

shes so cute here. forget her stupid harem

get outta there girl!!!

[musicalmoritz]

Big fan of Jake’s little harem btw

The kind of greed they warned about in the Bible