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#.....like jake and ghost....
lovelyspooks · 1 month
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When y/n does exactly what you told her not to do and now the story has been set back another 4 chapters
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cringefail-clown · 4 months
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thinking about them again (turnabout au post-scratch jakehal)
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harlethresher · 14 days
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his more impulsive half.
(meat jake and brain ghost dirk sketch part...2!)
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iongenesis · 2 months
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Ult Jake and his two weed smoking brain ghosts
In my head ult Jake is like so hopeful it circles back into being delusional. He just simply wills shit to happen because of his crazy hope powers hence the two brain ghost dirks. If I did this on my iPad I prob woulda given him like a army of bg dirks. He would use them as puppets to do his bidding and what not evil villain shit~
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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JOHN: ok everyone, poll time. what gender are you?
JAKE: Silly little cowboy!
JADE: rabid werewolf :D
KANAYA: Emo Vampire With Trust Issues
VRISKA: Flam8oyant 8isexual pir8!!!!!!!!
ROXY: evil scientist but in a #girlboss way
ERIDAN: evvil scientist but in a cringefail wway
ARADIA: gh0st. gender is dead 0u0
SOLLUX: the entiire bee moviie 2criipt.
NEPETA: :33 < what the fuck is a gender?
GAMZEE: WhAtEvEr BuGs BuNnY's GoT gOiNg On, BrOtHeR :o)
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could you perhaps... do the dirk spliters in one of the saw traps.. i wanna see how theyd react to being stuck in one
DAY 90
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cyberfreaky · 7 months
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jus wrote a lil drabble based on this 🫡🫡🫡
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Ghost Spider au where after he dies, be it from an incident or being kept in the Dr. X machine for too long, and the whole ghost part happens, he can just straight up manifest into the world. By that I mean that anyone will be able to see him. He's like one of those ghost that have unfinished business, but instead of wanting vengeance, he just wants to make sure the Sullys are ok. 
Like, Lo'ak is about to get eaten by an akula? Spider guided Payakan there to smack it to death and become friends with his bro. 
When Tuk, Lo'ak and Tsireya get captured? Hey look, a supposedly dead person appeared out of nowhere, look at him while Neteyam swoops in to get them out. 
Neteyam is about to get shot? he gives him a little ghostly nudge, making sure the wound wasn't fatal. 
When Kiri is held under the knife? Hey Quaritch, your dead son is right in front. How are you doing? Just the shock is enough for him to falter and for Kiri to get out, allowing Jack to finish the job (Yes, Quaritch blue, electric boogaloo is dead here). 
The glow fish that Kiri used to find Tuk and Neytiri? That was him this time.
After that, he does his darndest to keep his incorporeal state a secret, while also giving them little hints so when it eventually does come to light, they'll be a bit prepared.   
Also, I'm saying it now, Neytiri is the one to find out first. 
This is lITERALLY TRAGIC, like, one of the saddest concepts I've ever read. It begs the question; are the ghost rules like most ghost unfinished business rules? When the Sully's are safe, and are okay, will he disappear and move on? It's a tragic thought.
Technically this can't be achieved until the RDA is gone or peace is reached, so he might be around for years. It might take like a decade or something. So if they eventually figure out he's a ghost, it might not even mean they have to accept his death. He's still there, he's just even more separate from the world he grew up in. Maybe he spends years learning to be able to touch things and to be touched with time, maybe he develops relationships and friends and family past how things were when he was alive. Everyone would be so relieved and excited when the war ended, but no one was ready for Spider to disappear?
God, I can't even handle Neytiri figuring it out first tho.
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slavhew · 18 days
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always covered in your tears and their blood.
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redfurrycat · 7 months
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Thoughts.
Bradley and Jake fight like schoolboys in the Shatterdome hallways. That's how Hondo finds out their drift-compatibility potential.
Bob, Javy & Nat in a Jaeger as Lead Jaeger. 'Cause we need Cool, Calm & Collected as Team Leader. (And 25,000 tons of badassness.)
Heartbreaking scene à la Herc/Chuck/Stacker between Mav, Bradley & Ice. Ice has step up and is once again going to pilot a Jaeger after Mav is incapacitated. Bradley & Mav try to say goodbye to each other. (Twist - Ice spills the beans on purpose while drifting with Bradley, hoping these two fucking idiots will bury the hatchet once and for all, after it is all over. Also, they will live, 'cause fuck the canon from both movies. And Ice wants to have dinner with his love and kid TOGETHER.)
Slider as Marshall Ron Kerner.
Bradley & Jake experiencing ghost feeling of their attempt at drifting. A feeling that lingers longer and stronger than usual because they both hold onto it. And cherish it.
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sleepingdogs · 2 months
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I love Jake and Nog's friendship, I really do
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exaltior-a · 9 months
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So glad to be living in the dirkjake renaissance. Finally, Dirkjake nuance. Dirkjake understanding. Dirkjake violence.
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filmbyjy · 4 months
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bless to whoever in the enhablr makes a Spiderman inspired fanfic about them🙏🏻🙏🏻
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streamingcolors-gvf · 6 months
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Scooby Doo on Zombie Island is the best scooby doo movie.
And I will die on that hill
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years
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Jake: In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations I shall now be posing questions directly to pesterchum that I probably should have googled
Jake: If mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why is it creamy?
Vriska: 8ecause it's also evil
Jake: Thanks!
Jake: Have scientists figured out what black matter is yet?
Jade: Yup! It's anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth!
Jake: Wow!
Jake: What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
Aradia: you meet god!
Jake: Thank goodness!
Jake: Whats the correct way to eat a banana?
Terezi: WHOL3, 1N ON3 GULP
Jake: Delicious!
Jake: Who is the Muffin Man?
Kanaya: Father Of The Muffin Boy
Jake: Makes sense!
Jake: Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Dave: cars haunted
Jake: Uh Oh
Jake: How to fix a haunted car?
John: Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
Jake: It worked!
Jake: Where does the wax in scented candles go?
Tavros: iNTO THE SKY,,,, WHERE IT TURNS INTO STARS
Jake: Cool!
Jake: Why are weddings so damn expensive?
Dirk: Priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
Jake: ...
Jake: Ah
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I have made an observation
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Also this.
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