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jrueships · 2 years
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THE SAUCE SOLDIERS HAVE FOUND HIS SPECIAL SAUCE BLUE LIGHT GLASSES !!!!
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christadeguchi · 2 years
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“Hey, they still call you The Kid? Aren’t you old for that?” “Anyone ever tell you to respect your elders?” “Not bad. How about we take it outside though?” “Oh yeah, just tell me when and where.”
the nhl said: no soap operas, only gay porno
also, same vibes:
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TIK TOK 📷
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sharkgirldick · 4 months
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I couldn’t send this in anon but I figure the question is important enough
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Which do you think would give the better fingering? I’m sure master hand is very thorough, and will know exactly what to do; crazy hand might bring out some unpredictable moves tho.
Aren't they like. Person sized? I think if either of them fingered you, you'd die.
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futch-disaster · 1 month
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forgot to post how I kept hitting a puppy’s gspot so hard with my index finger, that it SWORE I was using at least three once it’s brain started working afterwards
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kalimaxxing · 8 months
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recommend a vidya game
zomboid 💯
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skullsmuldon · 1 year
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How do you know it is Gillians company??
Because she is the company director and main shareholder.
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endenope · 8 months
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Is Ratio gonna give Al-Haitham a good grade for his performance? It certainly seems one thats taken all his attention.
not shown in the doodle but fast forward and he def gave him a squirting orgasm so violent, he needed a bit to recover from that one. def earned hthm full mark for his hard work since its so rare he does it <3 (hes a princess)
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tricitymonsters · 1 month
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Has Akello ever done any kind of sexy experimenting with the slime that made him go like “ok damn that was weird”?
I need him to breathe tysm for making him
OH absolutely. You know he's thorough and he wants to fully understand of what his powers are- especially once he learned he can manipulate them on a super tiny/finite level. I think probably experimenting with slime pussies was probably the first big "Ok damn" moment cause like it's one thing to get touchy with all that goo and use your hand like a high end fleshlight but it's another thing entirely to figure out how to hook that up to your nervous system so that not only do you get to experience the Whole New World of having a different load out but with concentration he figured out how to feel both at the same time. Definitely, an avenue of experimentation that required THOROUGH examination.
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0ystercatcher · 1 month
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btw realistic dildos are my worst enemy whoever decided the best way to get off was to use uncanny valley penis monstrosities deserves death
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sillygoofyboii · 1 month
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small confession:
I eat chicken for the skin & breading and shit
I eat the actual chicken too it’s just that the skin is my favorite
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primiera · 3 months
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feminism is the radical notion that women have prostates
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canisonicscrewyou · 4 months
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Now that I'm responsible for a giant box of lemons it's come to my attention that I. Don't have any sort of citrus juicer. And I think I need to remedy that like TOMORROW because I just spent the better part of 15 minutes doing what I can only describe as "squeezing and fingering lemons".
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