#...or in them

[wizard-on-whales]

I have completely normal things to say about these very normal photos

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[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[broadacre]

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[junglejim4322]

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

[iamthetruestrepairman]

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

[molqr]

lets be carried by mama

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[doglover43]

take your kids to work day!!

[uglywhitefatherfigure]

[captainobviois]

Training my parents to be funnier