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certifiedceliac · 2 months
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Gluten Free Sourdough Discard Pancakes (via Mile High Mitts)
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guyyyyssss
so we're out for a meal at one of those fancy tasting menu places and they went on about the sourdough for some elements of it so i was obv delighted to talk yeast with the chef
and when they bring us out our bill stuff and little extras at the end of the night look what i was gifted:
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he's goin in my checked luggage, looks like lassy is getting a NEW SIBLING SOURDOUGH!
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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fullcravings · 6 months
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Super Fluffy Gluten-Free Pancakes (1 Bowl!)
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ms-demeanor · 2 months
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sometimes i look up the prices that normal people pay for flour just to make myself sad.
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number-1-haxorus-fan · 9 months
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I'm baking everyone a cake! You get to pick how much of each thing is added!
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cosmicallytiki · 2 years
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As soon as I saw Hazel from the Monster Road-trip DLC I fell in love. So much so I wanted to try and make a cookie after them. I tried to weigh out the grams as I concocted these but the cups are more accurate. Feel free to try an make these. They’re a funky take on an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie with a dash of warm fall spices.
Recipe:
1 1/4c (320g) Applesauce
1/2c(113g) Butter
1c (240g) Brown Sugar
2c (272g) Flour
2c (160g) Quick Oats
1 Egg
1/2tsp Baking Soda
1/2tsp Salt
1tsp Cinnamon
1/2tsp Nutmeg
1/4tsp Cloves
1tsp Vanilla
1c (160g) Semi Sweet Chocolate
1c (120g) Chopped Hazelnuts
*toast Hazelnuts for extra flavor
In a bowl combine the applesauce and baking soda. In another bowl combine your softened butter, sugar, spices, and vanilla, beat until fluffy. Add your egg in to the butter mix, beat until combined. Then gradually add in your applesauce. Next mix in your oats, then the salt and flour. Once mixed fold in your nuts & chocolate.
Bake at 350 F/175 C for 10-12 minutes.
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cardboardfeet · 1 month
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SECOND EP WOOHOO
script under cut!
[Rayne stares intimidatingly at Finn. It's super effective]
Finn, cowed: UM.
[Rayne knocks his head against his hand, looking fatigued] "..." [He opens to door to the dorm kitchen, suddenly]
Rayne: get in.
Finn: wha-
Rayne: GET IN.
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[SOMETIME LATER]
[Finn is scrounging through the pantry, looking for Mash's request]
Finn, internally: I really WASN'T expecting him to be here...Still...
Finn, internally, glancing at Rayne: It's been a long time since we hung out like this-
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[Finn nodding hus head somberly in tune with his thoughts. "yeah. that's right..."]
Finn, internally: Even if the tension is so strong that I want to curl into a ball... I can't help but feel relieve that HE invited me in...
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[Rayne has his back turned away from Finn, doing something on the other counter]
Rayne: ...what kind of dessert is he making?
[Finn, already a bundle of nerves, is shocked by this vocal interruption. He drops the box of Mean Sprouts in his worry. Before it hits the ground, he catches it]
[Rayne turns around, startled by the noise. Finn waves him off. "S-sorry..."]
Finn: ...It's, ah, a new bean filling bun recipe..!
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[Finn coughs, staring only at the box]
Finn: He wanted to make them with more proteins so-
Finn: he asked me to get all the beans from our dorm kitchen,
Finn: WHICH is why5 I came here in the first place...
Finn: He wants to make s...spicy...bean bun...desserts...
[Rayne stares at him. Considering. "..." Finn fidgets.]
Finn: So, yeah...
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foodshowxyz · 16 days
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Coconut Lavender Tartlets Recipe
Ingredients:
For the Tart Shells:
1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup powdered sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, cold and cubed
1-2 tablespoons ice water
For the Coconut Custard:
1 cup coconut milk
1/4 cup granulated sugar
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon lavender extract (or a few fresh lavender buds, finely crushed)
For the Whipped Coconut Cream:
1 can (14 ounces) coconut cream, chilled overnight
2 tablespoons powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
For Garnish:
Toasted coconut flakes
Lavender buds
Powdered sugar for dusting
Instructions:
Make the Tart Shells:
In a food processor, combine flour, powdered sugar, and salt. Pulse to mix.
Add the cold butter and pulse until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
Add ice water 1 tablespoon at a time, pulsing until the dough starts to come together.
Press the dough into tartlet molds and prick the bottom with a fork.
Chill for 30 minutes, then bake at 350°F (175°C) for 20 minutes or until golden. Let cool completely.
Prepare the Coconut Custard:
Whisk together sugar and cornstarch in a saucepan.
Gradually whisk in coconut milk, ensuring no lumps form.
Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly until the mixture thickens and comes to a boil.
Remove from heat and stir in vanilla and lavender extracts. Allow to cool slightly before pouring into the cooled tart shells. Chill until set.
Make the Whipped Coconut Cream:
Scoop out the solidified coconut cream from the chilled can, leaving any liquid behind.
Whip the coconut cream with powdered sugar and vanilla extract until soft peaks form.
Assemble the Tartlets:
Once the custard is set, spoon or pipe the whipped coconut cream onto each tartlet.
Garnish with toasted coconut flakes, lavender buds, and a dusting of powdered sugar.
Serve:
Allow the tartlets to sit at room temperature for a few minutes before serving for the best flavor and texture.
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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 5 months
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I've been thinking no one knows how funny i am all day in reference to a joke I made to in the tags of a post this morning so that's how I'm doing today
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orbleglorb · 6 months
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HEAD IN MY HANDS. i never saved the two ingredient naan recipe that was floating around
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certifiedceliac · 1 month
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Gluten Free Soft Pretzels | Best Sourdough Discard Recipes (via Wonders of Cooking)
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hauntingblue · 28 days
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Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...
#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles.......#this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd#i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen#and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean#zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters....#robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now....#I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!!#the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost'#also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji#this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight#i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again#seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!!#kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN#robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary#ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1.#nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad.#shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you#NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down...#the old man is dying and zoro knows....#shryer is alive who woulda thot.....#'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg#sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me....#THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP???#it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile#everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat#that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all....#nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!!#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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juney-blues · 3 months
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woman fucks up cookie recipe so bad she has to commit ritual suicide
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fullcravings · 3 months
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1-Bowl Banana Buckwheat Muffins (Vegan + GF)
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autoneurotic · 6 months
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trying my hand at papier-mâché for the first time since grade school! this will be Meat, when it’s dry
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