i am SO sad that Lizzie isn't in this season, because the banter between her and Joel over eachother almost undoubtedly having different soulmates? it would be so funny .
part two of the "we should make out" joke after she died in 100 hours, but make it a whole series. divorce arc
boatem fall through the void for a few days until they get sick of eachothers company (/affectionate) and decide to target a random server to land on
they end up on pirates smp over a year before it actually starts and crash into the ocean, steal a ship (borrow, BORROW a ship, grian insists) and sail the high seas for an indererminate amount of time
eventually the people they stole the ship from come back and fight them for it. scar is the only survivor, and salvages what he can from his friends. he assumed they've respawned somewhere and doesnt let himself get too hung up on it.
the rest of boatem respawn in the void, and after getting no word back from scar go on to their own solo adventures (pearl and impulse on their respective hardcore worlds, mumbo on his creative testing world, grian technically on 100 hours but, you know, im not sure how to work with that rn,)
eventually when scar permadies on pirates smp or the story ends, he'll also respawn in the void under boatem.
due to time dialation between the servers, whenever he gets back there it'll still be pre-season 9 and barely any time has passed. boatem may or may not retain their memories of this adventure.
theres a LOT of holes but i feel like i could work it into something interesting. maybe time between the servers is so narnia-esque that grian could just wait around for a day for scar to respawn and then start the 100 hours series.....
New pinned time because I lost my old one and having a very skewed poll as my pinned wasn’t doing it for me.
I’m Chambers, I’m Australian, I use any pronouns, and I’m an adult. I mostly reblog though occasionally I’ll make a post myself (under the tag ‘my post’)
You’re gonna see a lot of minecraft here. Minecraft, Hermitcraft, the Life Series, Empires, probably more. Telling you who I main would take far too long because I watch So Many CCs, but I do have a soft spot for pixlriffs. Very very occasionally I’ll post updates to my singleplayer world.
This is probably where I should mention I run @tango-but-everywhere. We’re a pretty sizeable community now, and I’ll occasionally crosspost related stuff here with the tag ‘tango on main’.
You’re also gonna see a lot of splatoon here. I’ve 100% all 3 games, love reading about the lore, love seeing peoples’ art and headcanons and stuff. I’m less likely to make my own splatoon posts than I do with the minecraft side but I do occasionally make them.
Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, TMA, Good Omens, basically anything can show up here. I do what I want. I don’t usually tag stuff, but if I do it’ll usually be with ‘good post op’, which is basically just my bookmark tag. All my favourite things are in there.
I like holding polls. I like knowing stuff. curiosity or whatever.
yes i changed my pfp i have a new outfit now
writing myself a to do list because i need to get around to it and this is a pinned post and therefore i see it all the time also:
watch legacy smp season 1
watch legacy smp season 2
get the sources for that 100h hardcore post
new pinned for tango pleaseeeeeee it’s so old the one in the drafts has been there since october either finish it or start a new one that isnt like 1000 words long
think about redoing that poll. you know the one. answers are cool and good. knowledge. ✅I’VE DONE THIS ONE NOW!!
actually get around to writing some worldbuilding down!!!!
Show Mas as the resident Jimmy guy do you happen to have any good recommendations for fanfics? ><
ooooo ok so i have a lot of just angst stuff but here are some of my favorite jimmy fics!! (if I really really like a fic I read it to my sister @after-nine-at-the-oasis and those fics will be marked with 'Oasis approval'!) all of these are on ao3. not ranked in any particular order.
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and i cough up my lungs by weareallstardustfallen
fic where, when fWhip steals the Codfather head, Jimmy starts to die from lack of oxygen and Scott is the only person around. this was the first Jimmy-centric fic I read and I've reread it a billion times. Oasis Approval!
One Arrow For My Head (And One For My Heart) by QueenKara671
short little piece set in 3rd Life of Jimmy trying to kill Scott bc Red mania stuff! Oasis Approval :)
A Mistake (And A Life) by scribblingdragon
This is part of a series set in Last Life, but this is my favorite one out of the series (and the first one written, though not first chronologically). After being banished from the Southlands, Jimmy goes to the Scottage instead of striking out on his own :)
for the swamp rises from the ground, swallowing all who dare enter by Moonstone_Kat
I lovelovelove this fic. Fog blankets the entirety of the Cod Empire and the fog even seems... hostile. when they finally manage to get in, they find that whatever it is causing the fog is also affecting Jimmy. Oasis approval!
hard to love, harder to aha-te by HaloRocks1214
Scott comforts Jimmy when he has some self-destructive feelings during Last Life. Very sweet and angsty, we love to see it <3
The Merman by MsDizzyDahlia
Scott and Xornoth are the children of a poacher who makes his most expensive catch yet--a merman. Great piece if you want a short happy ending Jimmy whump!
when you break the surface by Story_Teller_Of_Untold_Legends
I frequently reread the first chapter of this just for the whump part lol. Jimmy finds himself on the 100H server and spontaneously grows wings! Lots of fun
the pain will make you crazy - you're the victim of your crime by Jinx72
I cry whenever I read this one. I legitimately can't let myself read it too often because every time I do I cry. It's just so good--chronicles of Jimmy's exiled life after the end of Empires, featuring chronic pain (which makes every fic better imo). 10/10 do recommend but it will break your heart
A Small Price To Pay by Anonymous
Afterlife SMP fic where vampire!Scott comes to feline!Jimmy with an arrangement proposal--Scott gets full access to Jimmy's blood in exchange for leaving the others alone. Very angsty, love to see it
Two Birds, One Stone by theyareprisons
This is a medieval-ish Last Life/Empires au and it's shaping up to be SO GOOD. There's only four chapters so far but it's incredibly immersive and engaging. Jimmy is the prince of both the Avians and the Fairies (he's half of each) and has been taken hostage by Exor. I'm so excited about this one
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so that is my current recs list! i am also always taking suggestions, i love a good bit of angst for just about any character, this is not jimmy exclusive (though it being jimmy always bumps it up on my reading list). much love <3
#italian wedding soup but not the one with tomato and only if its homemade or in a questionable styrofoam cup
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
the best visual to come out of afterlife smp so far is an angel and a demon meeting in a darkened church and it's amidst a conversation about bathwater and long lost demons cousins
21 notes - Posted March 25, 2022
#4
hey the implication that jimmy left the codlands and IMMEDIATELY died is both hilarious and fucking heartbreaking.
23 notes - Posted January 29, 2022
#3
I enjoy that all the lores from season 8 are coexisting because on one hand you have cleo:
Resident enderman gorgon zombie who was absolutely trapped in the end after season 8 and just got out by falling onto the season 9 world
And ren:
Local dogboy that has been adopted by a corporation and knows for a FACT that season 8 wasn't real and was a false reality made by the hermatrix
I want a bit where the two of them sit across from each other and explain their situations in increasingly condescending tones
40 notes - Posted March 13, 2022
#2
I don't watch tommy and haven't been able to watch hhh today but the sheer hilarity of scrolling down my dash and seeing:
"Guppy geiser the eldritch horror joe created on accident"
"UNCLE NASTY TOLD WILBUR TO KILL HIMSELF?????"
"Cleo and joe made a fun little tourist trap :)"
"THE BOX SAID TOMMY OMGOMGOMG"
Is absolutely unmatched. This is the best ever I've never been so confused.
50 notes - Posted April 18, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Scar: *talking about people in in game chat yelling at him*
Pete(immediately, absolutely no hesitation, super serious): who's yelling at you. I'll beat them up.
Scar blinks, and sits up. He dusts himself off and yanks out the vines pinning his feet to the floor. Those grew faster than normal. Hm. No matter. There’s things to be done! Builds to build, boots to take! His bones feel a little… creakier than normal, but no matter. It’s just the fallout of a long nap.
The first task, of course, is to go say hi to his wonderful friends and clothes donors. His armor feels a tad chipped, but Grian’s always willing to offer some extra. Well. His open chests are, atleast. His wheelchair scrapes along the floor with a sound that suggested it needed greasing. But that’s a problem for tomorrow scar. It’d get through the day. Jumping out his fun little plank, he hit the water, pulled out a rickety boat and climbed in. There’s. There’s not supposed to be that many holes in boats, Scar thinks. But his friends are waiting for him! He’s got to go. Surely, they’re just dying and overflowing with riches to give to their amazing comrade.
Turning the first bend of the river, he catches his first sight of Grian’s- house? That’s odd. All of his crops are wilted. Barely edible anymore, really. His plants are overgrown- dear god Grian, you don’t like doing the interior but keep the exterior somewhat pleasant. This looks like a ghost town! Scar should start a gardening service, he thinks. Not that he particularly wants to garden. Maybe he can force some farming villagers to do it for him. Grian, your roof too? It’s a good thing moss can thrive on its own, but that looks like a tad too less roof and a tad too much moss. To each their own, I suppose. He calls out. “Grian? Ya here?”
That’s odd. No response. He must be out resource gathering, or something- maybe Joel’s at home. He scampers over to- Joel. That was not that big the last time he saw it. No one builds a megabase that inhumanly fast, and he’d well know about not quite being human. Joel. And speak of the devil- footsteps came up behind him, and he turned around to see Joel in netherite and wings in full splendor, munching on a golden carrot as he climbed towards his castle.
And then- following past, laughing alongside- Grian.
Scar wouldn’t quite admit it, but a little bit of relief washed over him. So he opened his mouth to say hello-
“Why do you have a mustache?”
Close enough.
Joel grinned. “Scar, let me introduce you. This is Grien.”
Looking at Scar’s befuddled expression, Grien elaborated: “Scar, I died!”
What?
“Really badly, to a vindicator in a woodland mansion.”
Scar blinked. Well. He was under the impression they had only one life, but Grian’s always been a bit special. Whatever. He could process this later. He was a man on a mission! With slightly empty pockets! And of course this needed to be remedied immediately.
“Aw, I’ve used my last rocket. I was wondering, if maybe, you could lend me a couple?”
Joel rolled his eyes and Grian scoffed, but they both handed him a good handful. Scar clapped his hands together. “Awwww.”
Grian looked him up and down, and then threw him something else as well- “Here’s a golden carrot.” Well! He didn’t even need to ask! Grian knew him so well.
“And some diamonds? Or some netherite?” Ah. That seemed to be pushing his luck. “Can I put on your netherite helmet pleeease? Just for a moment?” Grian hesitated, and then looked at him again. And then took off his helmet and handed it to him. Really, Grian was being extra specially nice to him today. Maybe someone’d scratched his feathers or something.
“Oh, this is good! Oh, look at it, the craftsmanship, look, look, look, thanks, look-”
“He’s gonna fly off with it now, isn’t he?”
Joel knew him so well. He turned around and leaped off the cliff, and his wings opened with a crack! behind him. Maybe his wheelchair wasn’t the only thing that needed oiling. He wasn’t asleep for that long, was he?
“Goodbye! Have a great time!” He laughed as he flew faster, ignoring the pop from behind him. He shot towards his canyon, aiming for his bridge, then swirling around it- and then Snap. He plummeted. The river- it was so close- it was-
i love how grian started doing hardcore on the same exact server where every week the universe systematically broke down his ability to trust every one of his allies, but then scar leaves him the most OBVIOUS fucking trap (seriously, its a chest RIGHT nest to a tree. there is nothing more sus) and grian is like "oh I'll open it, it's scar, he wouldn't hurt me", and then gets shocked when it turns out to be a trap. are you kidding me