#10k to 30k

[sirenofthecsection]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be in a P.M. Seymour video. He inspires me so much, and I genuinely want him to know that I love him sm (platonically, ofc). He’s like the dad I never had growing up (I’m freshly 18, give or take a few months after April), and I just love his videos. I watch them when I’m sad and when I need cheering up, when I’m eating and need entertainment so my eyes don’t wander around the room aimlessly, whenever and wherever. This is a man I’d let adopt me if he could. I’m sure he’d be a better dad than my real one.

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[texaschainsawmascara]

Mona Lisa cat nest 😭

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[thestuffedalligator]

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[stealingpotatoes]

it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

[neurobivergent]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[codecicle-archive]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[seven-oh-four]

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

[crowcrate]

Kinda wanna do more characters in this style it’s so silly and fun

Edit: And i did :)

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[beguilingcorpse]

[ahotknife]

the enormity of my desire disgusts me