#24/05/14)

[beesbeesbees42]

Every instance of One I could find in the new episode!!!

[jtl-fics]

Heavily invested in TBD this week, it's incredibly captivating

8/14/24 WIP Wednesday (Open) | TBD AU (4/15)

But the cooler blue is close enough without being obvious.

“I’m picking blue.” Andrew interrupts Aaron and Katelyn’s debate.

“Yes!” Aaron cheers as Katelyn slumps her shoulders.

“But not that blue.” Andrew adds.

“Ha!” Katelyn points at Aaron as his brother looks at him in confusion.

“What blue are you going to pick?” Aaron turns to look at the various shades painted on the wall.

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[dearestlyrics]

we were the one thing in the galaxy god didn't have his eyes on

[is-hinata-good-today]

may 14th, 2024

hinata is incredibly good today, more brilliant than ever thought possible!!!

[x-birdsong-x]

overly specific house dog au headcanons? spill some?

I can try and fit in one post everyone I've settled completely on so far, and also be obnoxious about dog breeds. fun

I've also bothered @greghatecrimes with a lot of these so very big thanks to them for helping me settle on breeds for everyone <3

It's when I've settled on a "base breed" with dogs that sometimes things just go crazy and go from there

Start with the most overly unnecessarily detailed one here you go:

Adams is the oddest most fantasy mixed breed of ALL fucking time her parents are one Belgian Tervuren and one Borzoi x Ibizan Hound and she appeared so much Tervuren that it’s just possible to miss that she’s got any sighthound(s) in her.

Editing to go even more in-detail with this one because my girl deserves it: She ends up looking somewhere between these two:

She’s very pointy and very leggy but she is very long-furred and that's where the mistakes come from. She moves mostly with the gaits of her sighthound sides which the others find is an easy way to make her bristle. She’s prancing across the room and Chase says you move like a sighthound and she says no I don’t (yes she does)

Park is a Silken Windsprite:

Probably struggles in snow and sometimes has to jump and jump to get through it when it's really deep but Adams mumbles that it’s cute and that's Fight invitation. Park brings up that Adams gets snowballs stuck on her and that it takes hours to melt out of her fur. ("Fuck you!" - "Do it yourself!") It's probably fair to say she has some little dog syndrome.

Chase is an Australian Shepherd. House probably used to make comments about he and Cameron both being Merle:

Cameron is this specific Border Collie (but with blue eyes, ofc):

Probably does the Collie Crouch sometimes. Absolutely does the Collie Stare, and that would come into House's "you can't actually pierce me with your eyes" moments.

Foreman is a Central Asian Shepherd:

For a slight visual similarity to how I imagine post-Lockdown Angst Cameron might feel meeting Masters, Masters is a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever:

Probably has what I call in the groomers "Smart Breed Anxiety" along with her autism swag. Dogs who listen to and seem to understand every word you say and if you're telling someone or another pet off for anything, they assume they're the one you're talking to and give all their guilty looks. Also using my Bluebear as reference with that visual.

Thirteen is this Utonagan!!! No other visual!!! Have such a canine visual of The Dig it's insane.

Wilson of course took Golden Retriever. Definitely one of the larger/silkier ones. Show-type. He'd definitely be a dark gold but this is the best pic I have for how I picture him -color:

House is a Scottish Deerhound, mixed with what? He doesn't know. Wants to know. Very easy to miss that he's a cross:

(Little Rachel rode on his back for a bit once.)

Speaking of, Rachel is a little pupper Sheltie (Natalie) x English Shepherd (Simon) but she barely shows any Shep traits when it comes to looks:

Rachel's a mini-me of her mama, Cuddy took Rough Collie:

Kutner is a Springer Spaniel x Large Münsterländer, leaning more looks-wise toward the latter and leaning energy-level toward the former:

Taub is a Beagle, Chihuahuas are just too small for one of the main characters in my little visual I'm afraid (and I forgot Smooth Fox Terriers existed):

Rachel is a long-haired Dachshund, and Ruby is a show-type English Cocker Spaniel, so Sophie and Sophia are those crosses respectively. Click on the Spaniel to see the full pic.

Amber takes (Red) Siberian Husky:

She's quite thick-coated but she doesn't fall under "Woolly Husky" coat type.

Red (Irish) Setter Stacy:

Plott Hound Mark:

Dominika... So This dog is obviously a Belgian Malinois maybe crossed with something fluffier (unless the listing change from Mali to Terv is accurate, then she's just Small) but she looks exactly like this:

Saluki Lydia:

Belgian Malinois Alvie:

Lucas is just straight-up a Coyote. It just fits him too well. He gets a Coyote-themed name in the WC AU, and gets to be a Coyote when I think about canines:

Beauceron Nolan. Can't see him as something as round and soft as Newfies but also can't see him as a bully-type:

[captaincleverusernamehere]

IM SORRY ADVERTISING THE NEW SEASON AS SEASON 1 IS SO FUNNY. THERE ARE NOW THREE SEASON 1S. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND INFORMATION ON THE NEW SEASONS IF THEYRE STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN. WHO DECIDED THIS.

[rovingsolitarything]

14/05/24

The Lovers

Everything in life and art, whether that’s romance, horror, tragedy, fantasy, comedy - anything meaningful and moving - comes back to love.

- CJ

[neyzuko]

added a total of 140 posts into queue over the past few days!

have been busy studying for an exam 🥺 haven’t been on tumblr much until recently!

(well, at least not on my main dash but i’ve been on caratblr consistently 😇)

[UPDATED on 06/08/24, 4.47pm]: added 20 more posts into queue!

[UPDATED on 14/08/24, 9.36pm]: added 30 more posts into queue!

[UPDATED on 15/08/24, 10.22pm] added another 20 posts into queue!

[fernand0]

Flores para el verano

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[kawaiifxckdoll]

bitch is lucky I didn't piss on the jar with her name in it

[myastrouniverse]

May/2024🌘♌️STOP THIS MAFIA OF ZOO ANIMALS.

They are dangerously STUPID.

They have TORN up Daybreak with their shit.

Apparently they were ANGRY I brought my phurba to purify the area.

Now they are stalking me at the hotel.

The black car belongs to the APE WHORE.

The white belongs to her little pimp.

I AM being stalked by these people.

I guess this must be a Mexican cartel after me.

I have no idea.

It’s some 🤡💩 circus everywhere I fucking go.

The YouTube guy works for the pedophile mafia at The Adrift in Longbeach

I don’t need that INSANE TRANS BOY CHILD YouTubeBABY, STALKING ME EITHER. He ALSO works for the pedophiles. I try to be nice to the collective readers until REALIZED they were working with pedophiles, Israeli psych ops, CIA and Mexican cartel to HARM ME.

Also do NOT compare ME to these UNFORTUNATE CRAZY FUCKING IGNORANT MAFIA ANIMALS.

I REALIZE THE TOOK MY LAST DRAFT AND POSTED IT PRETENDING TO BE ME.

I CAN CERTAINLY USE THAT IN COURT AGAINST YOUR ISREALI 🦍💩🔥CUNTS.

I’ll keep this updated for my purposes, however, I am going to try and stop handing the APES more 🤡💩

I AM doing well btw. It’s the crazy mafia fuckers I AM afraid of, they want to kill me before I go to court on the 16th.

I went to check my bank balances at an ATM before I went to my hotel. I found it odd, I couldn’t see my balances and an APE MAFIA WAS AROUND ME.

I AM trying to keep my phone shut off most of the time and listen to meditation music, BECAUSE THEY ARE HACKING MY PHONE CONSTANTLY FOR INFORMATION TO USE FOR THEIR FUCKING ZOO.

If you have faith, you might find evidence for your beliefs, that could make you a better person. The name of the game is for people to GROW THE FUCK UP⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

MY FOUNDATION OF KNOWLEDGE⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️; NOT EQUAL; to this mafia of CIA, MEXI CARTEL, CULT MAFIA, OR ZIONIST ISRAELI PSYCHOPATHS🦍💩🔥

Oh and just because I AM NOT A WHORE, does not mean I am a lesbian. AGAIN THESE TWO THINGS ARE NOT EQUAL⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

You understand now why ‘Angels in America’ is a cursed play esoterically now, right? It is because their meeting with the Angels only went as ‘high’ as their sacral chakra. They think sex with the ‘pure’ is heaven⭐️IT IS HELL IF YOU VIOLATE THE PURE.

I HOPE I FIND MY PINK CHEETAH PRINT GLASSES WITH BLUE TINT PRESCRIPTION FOR FAR/NEAR SIGHTED ISSUES⭐️

[jtl-fics]

more pretty boy pleeeaase 💖

WIP Wednesday 2/7/24 (CLOSED) | Pretty Boy

"If you keep treating me like this I'm not gonna keep letting you guys drink for free." Roland says handing over the water bottle.

"So you say." Andrew says with a roll of his eyes.

"Andrew, it's not polite to call my bluffs like that" Roland complains.

"No one has ever accused me of being polite." Andrew rolls his eyes and Neil laughs. Andrew feels good about it until he sees Evan looking at the dimples that Andrew had earned.

[lonely-gray-sky]

Why can't I have friends? What's so awful about me? Why? I don't want to be alone anymore.

[wordpressinfluencer]

Minecraft-dreams/Q&A

What is your dream builds to make in Minecraft survival game mode?Please comment down below for your Minecraft answer 👇

[bacchuschucklefuck]

soon it'll be dawn again

transcript under the cut ⏬

page 01

Fig: no way? - you're still up?

Riz: Wh– yes?

Riz: Why'd I not be.

page 02

Fig: I me~~ean - that took.

Fig: whole day.

Riz: Yeah?

Fig: 'm beat.

Riz: you should sleep.

page 03

Fig: nah. my guy's still up

Fig: I wanna hang out.

page 04

Riz: That's really nice.

Fig: Hah! - Nobody ever expects an Archdevil rockstar to be nice.

Riz: … yeah. - 's just budget work tho. (the stuff I'm working on) - I've heard it's boring.

page 05

Fig: yeah, but you do it…

Riz: It keeps things going, right? - Nothing happens if nobody sits down and - does the thing.

Fig: That's right… - though. Yeah.

page 06

Fig: sometimes it's someone else who - doesn't want the same thing to happen.

Riz: … - mm.

page 07

Riz (off screen): …It took me a long time to get that not everyone likes doing what I do. - 's probably because you guys are so nice– - or. - kind.

Riz (off screen): to anyone too, not just. - the people you /love/.

page 08

Riz: that's not how it is elsewhere. - The world's– not. hostile. - but 's not like it's kind.

Riz: So I'm doing as much as I can now… 

page 09

Fig: Hey.

Riz: ?

Fig: Go dig some dirt with me.

page 10

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - oh you meant like - actual dirt. (not incriminating information)

Fig: o yea.

Fig: there's clay in the backyard soil. - sometimes when I'm sun deficient or something I go touch dirt for a bit.

page 11

Fig: here u go

page 12

Riz: uh

Fig: now we make a thing! - 'm pretty good at freehanding a bowl.

Fig: I'll show u

page 13

Fig: just– yep, flatten that out as evenly as u can, then–! - actually ur nails'd be so good at cutting out the strip. [larger than usual space] wait. - wait. wait u can carve patterns with them! we HAVE to try

Riz: uh - What. do I carve?

Fig: anything!!!

page 14

Fig: and– yep just seal the inside uh. seam?

Fig: yep that works - okay time's up! all contestant hands up

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - okay - wh. what's next?

Fig: haha - watch this.

(sound effect text): FWOO—MP

page 15

Riz: WH– DON'T JUST DO THAT???

Fig: Now it's fired!

Riz: THAT WAS NOT SAFE

Fig: (actually it's just dry. if u add water rn it'll dissolve)

Fig: ok catch!

Riz: [blank speech bubble] - careful!!

Fig: dw no need haha

page 16

Riz (thought bubble): oh - it's warm…

Fig: now I want you to throw this.

page 17

Fig: u gotta do it - c'mon

page 18

Riz: wh– - It's like 3AM right now

Fig: oh it's not /fired/ fired it's not gonna make a loud noise

Riz: And then just? leave a pile out here?

Fig: pour water over it & it'll be gone I told u

Riz: but

page 19

Fig (off screen): RIz.

page 20

Fig: I've done all this before.

Fig: Can you trust that at least?

page 21

Riz: no, I– - I do. - I trust you.

page 23

Riz: okay what happens now

(sound effect text): glob

page 24

Fig: we do it again!

page 25

Riz: wh. [larger than usual space] What do you mean. (this clay's too wet also)

Fig: see! you're already learning

Fig: [blank speech bubble] - there are flows that are futile to fight. - The world changes.

Fig: Things change.

page 26

Fig: I've learned my lessons with "forevers". - But - as an artist

Fig: I can give you one thing: - You can always do it again.

page 27

Fig: most of everything depends on the rest of the world, - but this. - making new. - that's yours as long as you want it.

page 28

Fig: So?

page 29

Riz: Yeah. - Yeah! - let's make another one.

[021894s]

Twisted Ties - psh smau

PLEASE DO NOT SPAM LIKE CHAPTERS

PAIRING: brothers bsf!sunghoon x f!reader

GENRE: childhood friends to loves, forbidden love, fake dating

SUMMARY: In the midst of her chaotic college life, Y/N is blindsided by an invitation to her ex's wedding. With no date in sight and the event looming, her brother throws a lifeline by suggesting she bring his best friend. the mix of nostalgia and free-flowing champagne leads to an unexpected night of passion. Now, Y/N must navigate through a storm of emotions and the potential drama within her tight-knit circle, all while juggling her academic responsibilities. Will this one night stand alter their friendship forever, or could it be the beginning of something new?

WARNINGS: smut, angst, fluff, language

FEATURING: enhypen hyung + makenae line, fromis9 saerom, nct jeno, occasionally other idols

STARTED: april 26 2024

STATUS: completed

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- profiles: scholars ksana

- 01 life of the party

- 02 the invite [1.5k w]

- 03 just don’t fuck him

- 04 rules and regulations

- 05 night out

- 06 shopping spree

- 07 stress reliever

- 08 exam day

- 09 japan

- 10 the wedding [4.9k w]

- 11 I fucked up. [1.6k w]

- 12 liquid courage

- 13 jealousy

- 14 unbothered, always

- 15 unexpected guest

- 16 petty [1.3k w]

- 17 longing [3.5k w]

- 18 I wish it was easier…

- 19 pretty

- 20 complicated [0.7k w]

- 21 my girl

- 22 idiot

- 23 back to school

- 24 who are you? [1.7k w]

- 25 they’re onto us

- 26 girlfriend era

- 27 revelation

- 28 betrayal, hurt, reconciliation

a/n: AHHH i’m so excited to introduce my first full length smau!! i really hope you guys enjoy it, it’s been stuck in the back of my head for a while now. more updates to come!!

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