#but it’s just so funny to me

[uglygirlstatus]

I don’t read a lot of fic but when I first finished GtN I decided to try a few and I picked a college au fic because I assumed it wouldn’t spoil me for HtN. Unfortunately it sort of did because it revealed Headmaster John or whatever as Gideon’s dad and I was like damn okay I think that means Griddle is the child of god then. And then when it came to the name situation Gideon was like “yeah and you know what? His lizard was named Gideon. He named me after his damn pet Lizard.” And I was like oh hmm okay I guess in HtN we meet God’s pet or something. Cool. I finished HtN almost two years ago and only just now am I remembering this fic and like. Why did they make Gideon the First a Lizard.

[captaincleverusernamehere]

IM SORRY ADVERTISING THE NEW SEASON AS SEASON 1 IS SO FUNNY. THERE ARE NOW THREE SEASON 1S. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND INFORMATION ON THE NEW SEASONS IF THEYRE STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN. WHO DECIDED THIS.

[jewishbarbies]

maybe I’m just messy but it’s the funniest fucking thing when people who said horrible untrue things are tried for defamation and found guilty and then immediately say something else defamatory. like you JUST got sued. for this very thing. chill.

[hazellevessque]

[NECTAR OF IMMORTALITY SPOILERS]

I just had a thought

So, you know the Rudy Rocks performance? So, everyone in that scene is desi.

Which means Aiden probably sang ~the song~ in Hindi

AND OMGS EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT LAUGH

[glitterxfemme]

i told my straight friends that i have this account and post spicy pics of myself for free just bc i like to and they were so baffled bc they couldn’t understand why i would do it for free like idk guys i actually like when lesbians perceive me NRNWJEJ

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[nemkero]

atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

[effemimaniac]

don't bother me I'm atop my tower pondering the Fractal Orbs of Pleasure. ascending the accursed spire, so to speak. wizard business, you know how it is.

[allysketches]

this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)