#2nd part 😮‍💨

[ohmypenguin]

“THE ALL ROUNDER SEULGI

BehindTheBlindsMagazine with SEULGI”

@RVsmtown

[astrologydayz]

SOUTH NODE IN HOUSES - SYNASTRY💘

South Node in partners 1st house makes the house person feel so fucking comfortable. South Node person can help the house person with how to have a healthy, and loyal partnership. House person is alright with South Node person being the leader in the relationship, and feels like South Node is someone they have a deep soul connection with. This placement is meant to have a relationship of some kind, and a very deep one. U left a deep impression on each other in a past life and you're supposed 2 meet one way, or another in this one fam ✨❤️‍🔥.

South Node in partners 2nd house makes the house person feel very possessive over the South Node person, but not in a toxic way. House person feels safe for the first time, and doesn't want anyone to ruin that. Honestly, they were probably together in a past life so house person will do anything they can to protect the South Node, maybe sometimes even do irrational things 2 keep South Node around. But they'll love to be in each others company, and can last a very long time cuz they feel so secure together 👫🌤.

South Node in partners 3rd house makes the house person feel like they met in a past life, or have some unfinished karma to take care of. House person finds it very easy to communicate with the South Node person because they've met before, they could also have been siblings or neighbours in a past life ⭐⭐⭐. House person can also feel a little tense at times, because they think so alike ⚡⚡⚡.

South Node in partners 4th house makes the house person have deep karmic relations 2 the South Node person, can be bad or good tho depending on aspects 😇👿. They have each others back at ANYTIME! against anyone that tries 2 tear them apart. House person feels so connected, that they sometimes even go against their own morals. But they are meant 2 be together, and they're family 🖤. Till death do us apart baby 💋⛓.

South Node in partners 5th house indicates that they were lovers in a past life, maybe even an extramarital affair between the two 👀💍. In this lifetime you've come together 2 do it right, and be together properly. Social events, and parties is ideal 4 u guys. Kids could also have been a big theme in a past life 4 u guys, so no kids could be a big option in this life 💍🥂🍾.

South Node in partners 6th house makes the toxic traits a bit more obvious here, than any other placement. House person could feel like the South Node person owes them something from last life. House person might have the upper hand in this lifetime 🗣💪👀 it also indicates that they will feel like they can't be without each other , so you'll keep coming back together 🙅‍♀️🙅💗.

South Node in partners 7th house means they were tied by death in a past life🤲🪐, and will be together in this one. House person will feel like South Node pushes the house person to change, but 2 change with them and not feel alone while doing so. After they worked their karma out, there's a high chance that they will part ways. South Node helps house person 2 find out who they are, and when they do? all bets are off 🤷‍♀️❤️‍🔥

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South Node in partners 8th house means that you guys were probably enemies in a past life, and no we're not talking about petty shit. One of y'all could have killed the other, especially the South Node person 🧐😮‍💨👁, now let's get2 the good shit. House will have been waiting 2 find South Node person for a long time. House person feels like South Node is the only one who can connect with them, soul level indicated 💋💋.

South Node in partners 9th house makes the couple expand every area of their lives, especially when it comes to higher learning, spirituality and long distance travels. They are meant to be each others "guiding star"⭐ in this lifetime, cuz they've healed each other before and will do it again ❗❗❗. House person will feel like South Node person knows best, not because they don't trust their own judgement but because they have so much faith in South Node person<33.

South Node in partners 10th house indicates great business deals and partnerships - u guys helped each other a lot in a past life so naturally you'll do the same in this one 💁‍♀️💸💸💵💵. Could also indicate an arranged marriage by your parents tho 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫. House person may feel like South Node person want to get married, getting started on creating a family quick and things like that. They naturally look good together btw 💅✨✨.

South Node in partners 11th house could be an indication of step kids in this relationship, both or one partner could have kid/s before meeting the other 💜. Your soul contract is 2 finish unfinished business, and start 2 love how fucking nice it is that y'all are different. You met in a past life, and probably didn't like each other 😭🤣, but in this lifetime you'll learn how to love each other and come together when things get rocky 🦾🖤.

South Node in partners 12th house is a deep soul contract/karma that these two have. One can end up with a deep soul connection, or a deep heartbreaking experience with no understanding of what was really going on 👿🥺. South Node could take advantage and use the house person, 4 their own personal gain! but look at the aspects 2 c which way it will go babe<333.

THANKS4READING BABE💜

APPRECIATE U, ALWAYS!

[venuscnjunctpluto]

Astro pt. 5

(I think it’s part 5😭)

* As a Venus conjunct pluto, Im so jealous of my cousins w Venus trine Pluto. They can easily become popular and have women drawn to them without as much drama.

*gemini rising babies are so much fun they smile so much as babies (shoutout to my niece and little cousin🥰)

* i have sun conjunct Neptune and people have compared me to a fairy

*cardi b has venus in the 8th (and a Scorpio venus i think) and she paid to get two strippers offset cheated w beat up. Scorpionic women + cheaters are a baddd combination.

*gwenyth Paltrow recently got body shamed and told to eat but shes also has a Pisces rising. They usually are very thin or have fragile looking bodies

*first house is also personality and my experience w Pluto in 1st people they are very very dominant. They’re friends follow them around, they’re used to getting their way, they have eyes on them at all times which can give them bad anxiety.

*Mars in the 2nd house men have some niceeeeeee voices like they’re so deep you can pick their voice out in a crowd

*I’ve seen Chiron in 11th be bullied as kids and grow up and become bullies. Also they might have a traumatic relationship with being in front of a camera. (Avoiding recording themselves or taking pictures)

*Virgo risings have some cool moms (sag in 4th)

*also Aries in 11th can get told they do too much on social media (posting too much or over sharing)

* I notice famous women who people claim are everywhere (basically overexposed) or in too many roles for actresses usually are Lilith dominant. (Ex: Jennifer Lawrence, GiGi Hadid, Megan thee stallion, Anne Hathaway) are they overexposed or are y’all just jealous?😭

*venus in the 1st can lead to jealousy it’s not always love and admiration. For ex: my friend saw this guy around our dorm and thought he was cute so she followed him on ig. Mind you a lot of girls in our dorm thought he was attractive (he had pluto in 1st) and many talked about him😭 well my friend saw his gf on his page and obviously left it alone but his gf picked her out of all the girls who lusted after him to be threatened by. Well his gf was an early degree cancer Venus and my friend has a Gemini Venus at 19 degrees so her Venus was in my friends 1h. She was clearly bothered by my friend specifically following him because she found her to be attractive.

*Three girls who talked about me behind my back and tried to bully me all had Aries venuses. One had my rising conjunct her Venus exactly.

*ONCE again mercury pluto are liars idk if it’s because they think they can get away w it or what but Sza has a conjunction and my good sis lies for no reason

*aqua Venus women are usually bisexual or lesbians

*Doja cat is a good example of Uranus-asc. I have a tight orb sextile and I’ve worn adventure time doc martens, strawberry earrings, bright orange hair. Think of Harper from wizards of waverly place.

*a good song for that aspect is “Secrets” by Mary Lambert. “I rock mom jeans, cat earrings, extrapolate my feelings”😮‍💨

*sun conjunct asc could make someone resemble their father or act just like their dad and I think Doja does resemble her father a lot

* also she has Saturn in 5th and her father was an actor/performer. Also she complained about working too much and many people w this aspect feel like the fun is delayed and comes after work or they very strict on themselves in fun environments. Let loose yall💕💕

* my favorite mercury sign is Taurus😭 they have beautiful voices but the way the cuss people out is so iconic to me (ex: azealia banks)

*it’s messy to bring him up after doja but idgaf😭 Joseph Quinn has mars conjunct Uranus. A lot of eddie munson’s mannerisms were erratic and I think mar-Uranus plus his aqua placements made eddie so great at the role.

*also I notice a lot of heartthrobs or men twitter went crazy for at some point have aqua placements (timothee chalamet, Harry styles, Justin Bieber, Joseph Quinn, Noah centineo, Pedro pascal) it’s opposite of Leo so I think people keep forgetting the attention magnet can go for aquas too esp online.

*since i mentioned the show another example of Venus-Neptune synastry could be Mason and Alex. All the art references, him hiding what he really was until he couldn’t, and the fears of cheating and deceit.

*a mix of Virgo, libra, and Leo can make someone the person who tries to help everyone. They will bring you food if you haven’t eaten and also lecture you but it’s coming from a good place. I think people forget how sweet Leo placements can be (ex: Bella hadid for someone who grew up w money she’s very humble and you can see this in multiple instances. For example sza thanked her for helping fix her hair at the met gala)

* she also have Venus conjunct ascendant which I think makes someone’s Venus traits stand out. I’ve noticed people w Venus square their ascendant don’t really openly express love for people and can even get called “cold” esp by family members.

*She also has Saturn in the 7th which could mean dating older partners or partners w cap placements. The Weeknd was older than her and he has a cap Venus + mars.

*certain placements can get away w a lot. Chris brown has a history of abuse yet women seem to still support him (moon conjunct Venus). He also has mars opposite Uranus which is a temper problem indicator

* fixed risings 🤝 pixie cuts/bobs (ex: Marilyn Monroe, Halle Berry, Zendaya, demi Lovato)

[mikia87]

I decided to start Cupid Parasite! I still want something sweet, light and funny.

Now starting with Shelby.😌 Maybe I’ll play Gill’s route too.

Shelby’s story was interesting. I really liked it.😁 Some scenes, like the one with the banana🍌, were hilarious.👌 I laughed so much!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 And the scene in his apartment. Wow!😮‍💨🫣🥵🥵🥵💦

I really love Shelby and I like seeing his evolution through the story. I love my SS man!😆🩵 I don’t know if he’ll be my favorite at the end of the game, but so far he and Gill are the ones I like the most.

I’m sad for Owen. He deserves better.🥲 Shelby should never have taken him on as his representative. He has his own life!

Gill’s story was really good. He deserves so much to be with Lynette. She’s his love, his true and only love.🥺🥰 To me, this ship is like Cyrus and Fin. Don’t separate them!!!

Gill is so cute and I love him.❤️ (He’s my 2nd favorite LI after Shelby.)

I just finished Allan’s route. WTF was that?!😳 This game was supposed to be cute and funny, but here I am, crying my eyes out!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I was not expecting that at all! The story was so good. (But I’m upset about the time skip. Knowing that Shelby and Gill are old really hurts me.😫)

I finished Raul’s story! He’s not my fave, but there are some great scenes in his route.😄

I can’t wait to do the secret LI, but I need to do Ryuki first (but he annoys me so much!!! Ugh… I just want to punch him when he opens his mouth.😫)

I don't have much to say about Ryuki. I hate him and I can’t stand him.🤬 I wanted to finish the game so I skipped his route. 🤷🏻‍♀️

The best part of his story is Owen and Melanie.🥰

⚠️Spoilers⚠️

Alright! The “not really” Secret Route is done. The story was good and Peter is cute.😚 He is so shy and funny. I laughed so much.😆

[ham-st4r]

Oh my god coffee and cream?!? I remember seeing the wip a while ago and i was really interested but after like a month of no updates I just thought it would never come out but i wasnt expecting literally one of my favorite fics to come from this app to be posted?!? I usually skip to the interesting parts when it comes to slow burn but coffee and cream had me hooked the entire time 😭 it took me like 2 hours to read it all cause i had to stop myself from kicking my feet every line in the 2nd half. I really hope you know that you’re an amazing writer and the fic was 1000% worth the wait 💖

I’m apologize for the long wait at the time I really thought it’d be finished soon after I posted the wip

But 15k words and a few months later I was able to get it done 😮‍💨

Thank you so so much! I’m happy that my writing could keep you 100% invested and I’m glad my hard work didn’t go to waste 🥲💜

[yeonzzzn]

remember when i said i wish i had a big bro like offlimits!jay? well i just finished no limits and... i take that back. i don't want him as my big bro. i need him so bad to treat me like a princess 24/7!!! 💓 gosh im so in love with no limits!jay i want to crrryyy 😩

thank you so so much for this spin-off and for even doing a 2nd part! i think i will keep reading no limits over and over again as i wait for part 2! <3

ps. i hate yn's parents so much and i can't believe there truly are people like that in real life. i do not condone violence but damn, dad deserved that blow and like two more fr 😤

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ahh!! hi again!!🤭🤭🤭

i’m glad you enjoyed no limits 🤪 and no seriously to have a jay and be treated like a princess 25/8 😮‍💨 i’m in the process of planning out how I am going to put the outline I made for part two into words so it’ll be out soon <333

no fr yn dad deserves more hits. maybe I can make that happen 👀

[ssaaaronmontgomery]

I guess it’s my turn, yeah? 🙊

These are just a few photos that make my brain short circuit: (I have roughly 700 more where this came from don’t @ me🥴)

*ahem* hold on to your horses because I have a lot to say. (Some nsfw minors DNI)

1st photo- SIR. The stare?? THE TRUCK??? THE FUCKING SUIT??? My god 😩. don’t test me.. if you wanted me to suck your dick all you had to do was ask, Daddy 🥴

2nd photo- THE SELFIE??? It’s so cute 😩❤️ his sunglasses on his head?? How fluffy and soft his hair looks??? 😩😩😩 the lil smirk he’s doing?? 😵‍💫 ooooffffff I cannot handle him rn

3rd photo- HAKDLCJSL I LOVE THIS PHOTO SM 🥺 his lil smile?? And how tight that shirt looks on him?? oh to grab him by the tie and kiss him 😭❤️ Christine, you were one lucky woman 😩

4th photo- bestie this blue polo gets me every single time. this photo was my wallpaper for the longest and I love how happy he looks. happiness looks so good on him.😮‍💨 OH AND HIS ARMS??? Cannot forget about his arms and his fluffy hair 😩🦋 what I would give for him to lay in my lap so I could run my fingers through it fr 🥺

5th photo- this picture… this fucking picture.. THE GRAY IN HIS TEMPLES???? THE GRAY IN HIS SCRUFF??? The suit??? 😩🦋🦋🦋🦋 if there’s one thing that will make my brain short circuit faster than anything, it’s Thomas Gibson in a suit 😩❤️ lord. AND WITH GRAY? This man is sending me to an early grave I just know it 😭

6th photo- alright if y’all know me y’all KNOW I love this man’s neck. and this photo??! THE VEIN THAT IS BEGGING TO BE LICKED??? His fucking arms that he’s just showing off FOR FREE??? 😩🥴 oh lord help me I am not thinking sfw thoughts rn 😭🦋🦋🦋

TL;DR: respectfully… rail me, Daddy.

Hmmmmfffggfffajassaaa yes.

Anyway.

Okay bestie!! Here we go!!

(This post is nsfw. Minors DNI)

1st photo- YES! He looks so serious and I would let him command my every move without an argument. I would give him anything and everything.

And in any position.

2nd photo- Is it my terrible eyesight or do I spot a dimple?! I swear I see one and I loveeee!! I just hope the sunglasses didn't get tangled in his luscious locks🥺 because I've been in that situation and it sucks. He knows he looks good and the smirk proves it. This man😩✋.

3rd photo- That shirt he is wearing😵‍💫. Love. I live to see him in shirts like that and especially when he is doing something that makes it tighter👀. Christine was very lucky indeed.

4th photo- His smile in this one just warms my heart🥹. I love his full toothy smiles and when he looks genuinely happy🥰. The polo has me🛐. Hmmmfffppppfff he's wearing a watch again 🥵. The watch doesn't make him look good, he makes the watch look good. Anyway👀

5th photo- His scruff just🥹🥰🤭. I just want to grab his cheeks (the ones on his face.... or? maybe? the other ones-👀) anyway.... I totally want to touch his other cheeks don't question me. and kiss him and rub my fingers over his scruff🥰. Thomas Gibson in a suit is something we have seen so much of but somehow I still need more of it!!

6th photo- I just want to come up behind him and start sucking and licking his neck. Then he slowly lets his head fall back, because let's be honest, he loves it🤭. He should charge money to let us see his arms.

You know I would pay him so much for it🙄✋.

Thomas I have my eyes on you look out.

The last part you said is funny because before I saw this I was going to post something that said "rail me sir" lmao. TG people sharing one braincell that exists only for Thomas Gibson.

Bestie this was so fun and I can't wait for more!!

[daily-utsu-p]

Utsu-Poll Roundup

Pretty much all the polls went about how I expected, but I'll talk a little bit more about the results under the cut! (And you can see my own votes in the pictures...!)

I am shocked that GALAPAGOS won the favorite album poll. I thought for sure MOKSHA would have had a clean sweep! A close 2nd place isn't bad, but wow, that one really caught me by surprise. I'm not surprised Warufuzake was so low, because while I think it's one of his best, it isn't available for streaming anywhere so it's not as well-known. It is what it is!

The EP poll was basically what I expected, although part of me is a little surprised P ended up winning over DOLL. But I was still happy to see the two classics got the most votes!

I specifically kept the remaster albums in their own poll because I knew GREATEST SHITS would've ended up sweeping a favorite albums poll. Shout out to the singular person who voted for SUPER_SHIBORIKASU_DX though. Stay strong soldier

Votes started petering off with the rest of the polls – The Ohayogozaimas poll only had 23 votes. Congratulations to No-Nonsense for winning~ the choice for me personally was really difficult. I voted for SEISHI but wished I had said Toku ni Nashi.

The Zsasz poll only had 18 votes with Otaku no Uta and Dark Hero tying for the victory. I was a little surprised Percontation Point wasn't more popular, but I guess it's a pretty small sample size... lol

For Sekihan, I pretty much expected IDOLATRY to win over PSYCHODRAMA. So no surprises there. If you didn't vote on this poll because you haven't heard them, omg please go to YouTube and listen to them. Sekihan's voice is so charming and the songs are so unique and amazing and undeniably Utsu-P.

Speaking of "go to YouTube and listen to them", the poll about how everyone usually listens to Utsu-P... omg, you guys. There is SO MUCH bonus Utsu-P content out there. Even just on spotify! There's nothing wrong with preferring his Vocaloid stuff, but if you ever get a chance, I really urge you to seek out his other projects. The Ohayogozaimas retains a classic Utsu-P sound, and Zsasz takes the reigns of his more upbeat and fun tracks. 🥺 pls go listen to zsasz i love my girls so much

... and then the last poll was a finale of all the winners! This one went exactly how you'd expect. GREATEST SHITS took the victory. I'm just happy everything else got at least one vote! Ahahah.

So, that's it! Thanks for playing my silly little polls with me. I'll get back to your regularly scheduled Utsu-Posting as soon as I can, but I've been without internet for the past while. Again. 😮‍💨

Let me know your thoughts on the results in the replies or in the tags!! Or in my inbox. or keep it to yourself that's OK too i guess

[muddyorbsblr]

more story ideas that have made their presence felt

…as if i didn't have enough already 😮‍💨 here's what i know is gonna happen so far and what

Merman!Loki AU that's a reverse Little Mermaid (she trades in her legs for a tail to be with him)

Pirate!Loki that's a remaster of an old pirate sub-story I had within an old unpublished oneshot I made for the Markiplier fandom back in 2019…basically Ship Captain Loki and First Mate YN

Hacker YN is on President Loki's payroll. She catches his eye and he becomes soft & protective of her.

Loki & YN watching the airport fight in Germany and having a bonding moment that makes him soft for her 🥹 (with a 2nd part that takes place during Infinity War but he makes it to Earth severely injured)

Loki & YN get 'randomly selected' from the audience at Magic Mike Live and some spicy performances are done on stage…

so far the only one from this list that doesn't have smut planned is the Merman story…and that's still subject to change 🫠🥴

[lleldey]

Hello new reader here and I've been reading the broken vow. I must say that your work is making me feel like I'm riding a rollercoaster for all the emotions that I've experienced like damn! Lmaooo but I have a few questions in my mind and I'm not sure if the answer is in the story itself or it didn’t tackle in the story (I have a habit of reading too fast and not absorbing everything lol im sorry). How many years are they married before the accident happens? Have they tried to have a child? Does jk have a professional doctor that helps him mentally since he missed the 7 years of his life? 

Hi!!

No need to apologise, I did not answer these questions in the fic, and even if I did, would not mind diving deeper into them ☺️

They were married for ~3.5 years, but! they married very young (I’m thinking 19). I envision them meeting when they were 15/16.

As stated in the story, JK comes from a well-known family, and I imagine them meeting in a theatre. MC loves the lavish life style, but she doesn’t come from a well-off family; she worked in the theatre, secretly snooping and watching the play from ajar door. JK is bored out of his mind, his parents forced him to come, so he’s strolling around the halls, waiting for it to be over, so he can finally go home. That’s when he meets our MC, and it simply clicks. From that they onwards he volunteers to every play, constantly checks the theatres webpage when new ones come out. ——— oh ma god, the ideas I’m having bcs of all the asks; someone please SAVE ME

That also ties into the children part - they were young, didn’t think that far ahead and simply enjoyed their life 🤷🏼‍♀️ Now, that they’re approaching 30, that probs should be something they discuss, but JK is still stuck in the mindset of his twenties. Although, I see him going through crisis, trying to make sense of where he’s at now. He’s probably having loads of contradicting thoughts - the idea of stabilising their relationship is very appealing, but on the other he wants to enjoy every adventure life gifts him with his wife.

One thing for sure, both JK and MC need to see a mental health profesional. I had an additional scene for TBV planned in my mind, (but the story was getting long, and I have a problem of writing extremely long stories. I mean, 2nd chapter of LIAG is 18k 🥲) that in the end I crossed out, of where MC and JK’s brother (Jin) text. When MC went inside JKs apartment, it was extremely dusty and messy - now, no one in their right mind would want to live there, but the idea was that JK refused to let anyone in, except, for his wife.

The same applies to psychologists and other mental health care workers; but, now, I think JK would still appose to the idea. In the previous ask I explained how JK refuses to accept his body is weak, and that he’s not able to take care of MC. In his mind, if he agrees, he admits he’s weak (which, btw, is complete bs, anyone who takes the step to visit any mental-health professional is extremely brave and strong!!!), and he’s not ready to acknowledge that. Perhaps when his body is stronger, but that will take awhile.

But as I stated, both of them need to. MC is not able to sleep, as every time JK closes his eyes, she’s terrified he won’t wake up. And JK ignores the trauma of missing 7 years, and acts as if it never happened? Yea, they need to figure it out.

Thank you for the ask! Have loads of ideas rushing through my mind now 😮‍💨

[libertatias]

Hello there (the new uncharted fan is back) I finished the 3rd game and let me tell you the 2nd is still better

I believe the creators wanted a cool mix of Navarro and Harry, but they got the worst thing ever: Talbot

I was disappointed with that part (Saleem tried his best to save it what a knight), so I decided to go back and research for the 1st and 2nd game villains

Everything is good till I research Harry like yo I literally write: Harry Flynn uncharted

What I got : Oh, want some Harry Potter ships? Or some Harry styles songs?

Why couldn't he get a normal name?

yeah i'm not a big fan of uc3 (there are elements of it that i like but it overall it feels so messy and weird) and talbot is definitely one of the least interesting uncharted villains 😮‍💨 at least harry has a personality beyond [insert generic british villain here]

this is a GREAT video that touches on a lot of the reasons why uc3 is just. not good lmao (and also why talbot could have been cool if they'd pulled the trigger on adding more supernatural elements to the game)

but agreed it is so annoying trying to do any kind of search about harry LMFAOO u gotta tell google no i want "harry flynn" bitch and even then when u do an exact search the results aren't great

but that's why i'm here 💪 if u have questions i can almost guarantee i have answers bc this man has invaded my brain for 2 years

[kooktrash]

are u planning to write a 2nd part to romantic dreams !???

I LOVEEEE delusional jungkook 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

no part two as stated on fic and tags

[daisyvisions]

hi lovely girl,still in my hyunjae era,i need something to read so bad,ive read the others one u gave me last time in a way too much

Hyunjae era is fucking real mine was so bad I told myself I wouldnt get a 2nd bias and look where I am now 🙃 gdi hyunjae 😭 haha anyways!

here are a lil more hyunjae fics I can recommend:

Doll by @itsbeeble (Sangyeon? my brother? that's incest 💀 but we're gonna pretend I don't bias him for the sake of Hyunjae 🤪)

Sunkissed by @inkedtbz (this was too cute I wish I was giving Hyunjae mouth to mouth too 😮‍💨)

Baby, I'm Jealous by @shanbinswf (part 2 isn't out yet but damn I'm willing to wait for it 😭)

well, these are the recent ones i've read generally I haven't been reading as much or when I do it's just... non tbz fics (aka Eddie Munson lol) 💕

[lilbit-of-kizzy]

Live blogging the 9 miraculous season 5 episodes on Disney+ below the cut! (Spoilers obviously lol and it's uh...long and rambly 😅)

Ep1

Gabriel looks absolutely ridiculous omg 🤣

Bunny cat!

Me:....did he just die???

Chat: did we just...defeat him??

Me: nah fam he dead welcome to orphanhood

Someone please get this girl some real therapy my god

Ya gotta feed your pets Gabe jesus, I love how the kwamis were just willing to let him die 😅😂

The bunny miraculous makes Chat's face so cute lol

Get. His. ASS NATHALIE

Ep2

Omg grand master's shoes 🤣🤣

Thank you Plagg we've all been saying that for years

Love square reverse here we go

Uh-oh scetti-os

Ep3

Oh hey...they actually said "yeah no one's that stupid, magic literally stops you from recognizing the holders" also I love the Kwamis annoying Gabe lmao meanmeanmeanmeanmean

"Tom? Is it really the time to be baking croissants?"

"Yes dear the plot demands it"

Gabe just....doing all this shit in front of two pajama clad teenage girls while Marinette and Alya just.....stand there looking so confused 🤣🤣

Reunion?? Later????? TAKE THE MIRACULOUS WHY ARE YOU MONOLOGUING??????

Told you 😮‍💨

Aw baby boy :(

Oh shit

Dude the rings look even more stupid 🤣 but the cocoon transformation is pretty bad ass

Ep4

Why does everyone have clones?

Phht banana Adrien

Well damn Tikki

"it's probably just a bug" lol puns

Ooooh it's both their gift that's fascinatingooomg that baby doll kill it kill it with fire o.< Nooo they're multiplying....oh no my babies :(

Oops you made him mad....oh jeez really mad...

Giiiiiirl

(real talk a: therapy, both of them b:....the problem with teenagers is, when not shown the actual consequences of an action...that action becomes much easier to repeat.....ie I know smoking is bad, but I can't see or feel it affecting my lungs so it's probably fine........Adrien baby boy I know the part of your brain that controls executive function is still developing but fight it my dude)

Ep5

*hissss*....*HISSSSSSSSS*

Omg Nino's look of disgust at being lied to

Whyyyy does Mari have 3 plates of spaghetti?? (I'm gonna just assume it's not spaghetti but why 3 plates 😂)

Publicity stunt, though yeah Nino

This is the 2nd time Mari's used her klutzieness around Gabe to get away with something but uh...has she been klutzy lately otherwise?

"and lack of dietary quality of the cafeteria" why must he be funny?

Gabe stop mentally abusing his son for his own gains challenge

Oh that's interesting....he didn't go with being mad, just being a bad father....ummmm

Dramatic much

Phht Nino the condiment names gotta stop

......*hisssssssss*

Nino....pick different names

I love that everyone is outgrowing Mari, the fact that they're all growing at all is pretty cool

Ep6

Reverse love square pt2: Adrien is still dense af (my boy gotta thing for eyes)

Omg she actually answers in Spanish I thought that was a meme 🤣 (is it Spanish in French as well??....what do they use in the Spanish dub??)

It's uh called hormones my dude...hormones kicked in

A few DAYS ago??? It's been weeks right????? Continuity people it is important

I like how they're handling this, cause Mari is absolutely right, she's built up a fake person

Lol Luka and Kagami are just like "stop" neither of them are gonna let her cop out of this 😂

Cat slipped out there for a sec lol

Ofc she carries measuring tape

Poor baby boy (how many times have I said that?)

Luka do you know how to OPEN those doors??

Oop Reverse love square Mari: Oh No He's Hot (I knew this was coming lol)

The sword wasn't a meme 🤣

Oh look trauma

Ya waited too long...wait a bit longer it'll all sort out... hopefully lmao

Ep 7

Oh he's got it baaaad

Plagg....you were pushing him towards Mari like 2 days ago

Get his assssss, I love how worried she is for Adri....YASSS QUEEN

Not well Adrien....not well

Can uh....can people see when they're paralyzed?....nope 😮‍💨

I really like the swap designs

Oh no the overflirting comes from Plagg 😂

"My suit has a really weird influence on you" yeah that's the cheese crazy kwami

Aw Adrien's voice is deepening

Tikki is so full of anxiety

Does Alya just live with Mari now 🤣

Aww 🥺

Ep8

Hey Alix went to NC!!!

Forsooth!

Oh look....someone being corrupted by social media...topical!

Trivia boy lol

Omg the history lesson 🤣

👍🏻

*gasp* Gib (if you understand that I applaud your taste in musicals)

Plagg spit is radioactive be careful Adrien

Ep9

And a bell!

Alya: touch grass

Oh uh-oh actual marichat wow (also what does she say in French for Chat Noir lol I wanna know)

Aww he's nervous

Uhhh Mari if he likes you he won't like Ladybug... they sure are cute though

Mari you aren't in a suit....you should not be that high up that precariously

Oh noooo they're so close (at least he knows she loves both of him)

She booped his snoot :3

Good job Adrien, that is not easy to do but exactly the right thing to do

Oh ok that's one way to do it but god poor kids

Aw that neck touch

You're melting my butt!

Why are they still going with the charms? They don't work 🤣

Gabe's rotting arm is uh...really disturbing to think about

Mari you're 13...you have so much time to figure love out

Welp... that's it lol

[starvail]

I miss my husband narumi.........come back from war soon king.....,..

ASHAHSHA HE WILL COME BACK TRUST ✊🏽😮‍💨

i know i did a whole poll and everything last month and also said i'd upload along that week but literally the day after that poll my life went back to being acc so insane-

in the midst of the chaos, i've been adding and editing bit by bit what will be the new chapter, and although, while it's at the stage where its around 70% finished, i wouldn't go as far to say that it will be uploaded within this month since i'll be going into my 2nd year of uni!

i have not left this story, quite the opposite actually (there was only supposed to be like 6 parts of this crack but i’ve managed to come up with like an extra 6 stories, as of now), so fret not, husband narumi will soon return 😼😼😼

[twistedyapping]

how i deal with build ups of energy

to clarify what i mean real quick, anyone that knows me should know im a pretty spiritual kinda guy- i thoroughly believe in negative and positive energies and that both of them are weirdly physical despite falling under the metaphysical category

i also believe in old energy and new energy- it's kinda like water in a way yknow- u dont wanna drink old water bc who KNOWS what it's got in it, so you usually wanna flush it out and get new or clean water instead

now lemme explain why im yapping abt this

i just did a workout and at first i really couldnt get into it (for those who dont know, my method of exercise is literally putting my earbuds in, turning the lights off and performing my favorite songs as if i was the singer on stage in front of a crowd bc that's something i eventually want to Actually do), i did a couple songs and i just wasnt feeling it but i was like Well nah- nah this- this cant be 😧

bc i kinda had to do a workout today, i knew i needed it for some reason, so i was like Ok well let me try a song that almost always works (falling away from me by korn)

and i did it and for the most part i felt this kind of shell i was in start to crack- i started to get a little more energized throughout the whole song and im like Okay inch resting- and it was at that point i started to have a hunch about what this lack of energy was.

i did another song that i hadn't actually done before but knew that whenever i listened to it, i couldn't Not crank the volume every time the chorus hits- it's one of Those™ songs (and it's gravity of discomfort by korn)

right before the first chorus hit, i felt myself REALLY start to come out of whatever shitty shell i was in, but then something bit back into me and the chorus itself wasn't as good-

2nd chorus rolls around and i am FEELING it FINALLY- the breakdown hits and i have the moment where it fully clicks and i know what's wrong with me.

essentially what was happening was i was just full of too much old, shitty, stagnant energy- the kind of shit that when you let it fester, it makes you not want to do the very things that would get rid of it.

it was at this point that i finally started feeling correct again so i did a song that i just wanted to do in general (shoots and ladders), and then i followed it with the one song that is the most energy purging fucking thing i know of for myself (chi- these r all korn songs if u couldnt tell by now-)

this is the ONE SONG that, no matter what vibe im in, i will end up purging Something fucking huge energetically and the song will end and ill feel like a new man completely

if u follow my astrology blog, @twistedastrology, u shouldve seen the cancers and rage post i did bc this ties into it immensely 😮‍💨

this may have been the most insane ive ever gone to this song im not gona lie- i can almost guarantee you i scratched the shit out of my own skin because it's like having a parasite in you and you just start clawing at your own skin, desperate to get it out of you.

that and im a very physical person when it comes to purging shitty energy (again, the cancers and rage post will explain it 💔)

the experience with the song itself almost had me breaking down into tears, and if i wasnt so unbelievably angry, i probably would've-

i literally feel so much better now that i burnt that shit off bc now that i know abt it, i can definitely tell how it's been eating me up inside

but i wanna talk abt before i started getting into the swing of things vs after.

there was this very obvious apprehension that i talked abt, yknow not feeling into it- and then after i got rid of the garbage energy, i was sat on the floor in front of the fan just feeling So much better-

you're always gonna feel like shit before you purge something, it's like pulling teeth, right? the more you dont want to do it or dont feel like doing it, the more you actually need to.

it's that shitty energy's last line of defense, it's digging into you tooth and nail with every appendage it has, begging for you to not evict it from your body and mind because it has nowhere else to go.

think of it like leaving a shitty partner- you say you wanna end things and then they shit themselves and cry and scream and beg and punch walls and threaten to off themselves if you leave them because omg no!!!! nooooo not my energetic breakfast lunch and dinner!!!! nooooo dont leave me ur too sexy haha ur lifeforce is too fun to drain lol

Like bro.

my personal experience with these energy purges is usually the same every time, i catch onto it, get so pissed about it that i basically burn it from the inside out, and then i go to bed that day and wake up the next a whole new person.

i get way happier, better at listening and talking to the ppl around me, i have 10x more energy, i can sleep way better at night, etc.

and then eventually, something will find it's way back in and i have to repeat the cycle, but the only time repeating that cycle is a bad thing is when i fail to burn the shitty energy off and then become a conduit for all things miserable, which i personally refuse to let happen because it's my worst nightmare.

also update i just felt a vague stinging on my collarbone and im like oh shit whar- go to feel it and im like Holy shit that feels bad- check it out and ya i got a big ass scratch right there damn bitch calm down 💔💔💔 im surprised it's not actually bleeding ngl it looks like it's like 2 layers of skin away from it tho 😭😭😭

ANYWAY

i know it sucks and i know it's kinda shitty or silly to say, but a build up of negative energy is very similar to, the same as, and can even Lead To depression, anxiety, whatever.

im never gonna dismiss someone's mental health issues as "oh ur juet holdidng onto too much negative enebgryy Go hold some rocks!!!!!!!".

negative energy can play a part in it, and rocks can help with that part, but they wont magically cure your genuine mental illness and they should never be looked at like they will.

But for me, my mental illness is just exacerbated by said shitty energy, and that's what doing these ungodly purges fixes. sometimes you get shitty energy from just having a long day, sometimes people deliberately (mostly unknowingly tho) throw it onto you because they dont wanna deal with their own shit, sometimes you just get it from yourself.

the source of it doesn't matter as much as the expulsion of it.

and for me, after i expel such an intense amount as i just did, i get SUPER tired, sometimes i even get a temporary but god awful migraine-

at one point i genuinely cleared out so much old energy at once that i kept getting more and more tired to the point of keeling over and knocking out a couple times and waking up with the migraine of a lifetime, AND my ENTIRE body was RUTHLESSLY sore- but i kept going because i wanted all of it out as fast as possible.

i didnt wanna just slowly sift through it no no i HAD to do it as fast as my body would let me, there was no other choice in my head because that's just not how i work.

so while i may sorta fuck myself up with how Quickly and violently i expel this kinda stuff, it's never not for a good reason. i can handle a couple scratches on my body, i can handle a head-splitting migraine, i can handle my whole body feeling like it's gonna fall apart as long as i get the shit out of my system.

with time, my body will heal on it's own, but my mind will spiral if i dont keep it in check.

and i think with that im gona end this yapping session- idk if any of this made any modicum of sense but i hope that if it did, u took Something positive from it.

if u actually read this far legitimately god bless u and there will be plenty more yapping sessions 2 come

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