#A SHMILLION YEARS

[anonymoosen]

DRAW ZADR KISSING AND TAGR IN THE BG AND TAK SAYS "PFF, WE CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER" AND THEN TAGR KISSES HWHEHE

SCREEEE THATS A FRIGGIN ADORABLE IDEA OH MY TALLITS-

(ALSO IM SORRY IDK HOW TO DRAW KISSING WELL SO THEIR MOUTHS JUST WENT POOF)

[short-and-ugly]

shaboom shabang shamotherfucking. bam.

[klapollo]

they harassed megan for years over her coming forward about tory despite initially trying to protect him even after he literally shot her. everyone from iggy to dj akademiks had shit to say about it. her own friends betrayed her. they tried to destroy her for standing up for herself. and she was vindicated. her label tried to screw her over and now she's making money moves and owns her masters. they shit talked her while she was getting her degree WHILE being an it girl. they called her broke and now she's got a shmillion streams in a week as an independent artist. they joked about how pardi left her for jada kingdom and his attempt at a diss flopped and within like a week jada was making him look silly while she was going back and forth with stefflon don. nicki did all that and trench foot collapsed while hiss is breaking records. brand deals. grammys. on stage with beyoncé in houston. i dunno what to tell you, the girl will always win. you can try to defy the laws of nature but that's how it is. ahh!

[bettertwin9000]

its dangerous to go alone, take this:

Thank you... I will be safe for a shmillion years.

[random-iz-stuff]

WAIT A MINUTE MY HEADCANON OF ZIM ALWAYS KNOWING ABOUT HIS DEFECTS HAS A LITTLE PLACE IN CANON!

One of the first things Zim does upon having his PAK calibrated is point out the mistakes. 40 shmillion mistakes. 40 shmillion defects right from birth. And he almost immediately tells the downloading robot what they are, almost revealing his defects before he even learned what defects are.

Right from the start Zim knew something was wrong with him, but didn’t know what to call those mistakes until he was properly in the academy for a few days and was told exactly what defects were.

I can barely imagine the horror that a young Zim would feel in that moment. He’s known that there were mistakes in his PAK for the last week or so of his existence, but now he’s being told that those mistakes (that he’s come very close to telling people about) are:

Actually called defects

Are flaws in his BRAIN instead of just errors in his PAK

Turn otherwise flawless irkens into mistakes that actively go against the empire

Must be handed it to the authorities so the defective Irken can be “fixed” (actually deleted, but that fact is kept as an open secret until the Irken is a few years older and more used to it. It also tricks young defectives like Zim that know they they’re defective into handing themselves and those around them in)

[stagbeetleboy]

Now that I’ve cut my hair and a shmillion years have passed I should redraw this. I also lost my padawan braid, like I literally can’t find it. I left it on my drawer and it disappeared. Cats probably ate it.

[verm1c1de]

Yes but to be fair! Irkens went a step further and enslaved the vortians. Humans just wanted neat rugs (still bad but you know what i mean!)

well that was like a shmillion years after efurryone furgot about that so the irony is kind of lost on them

[hamatoblueleonardo]

You make kitty cry?

Oh, jail for Leo!

Jail for 10 shmillion years!!

(/j)

Deserved.

[bumble-bee-anon]

/// post limit lmaoooo ///

"*full on ticking kid with one hand, the other supporting them so they dont fall* maybe you shoulda thought about that before breaking da law!! *walking into a room full of stuffies* PLEAD YOUR CASE TO THE COUNCIL OF THE TICKLE ELDERS!"

[More lough laughter, Kid is unable to escape]

Hehehehehwhe!!!! I'm innocent!!! Not guilty!!! [Giggling]

//lmao//

Hm? The Tickle Elders dont believe you! You are to be smothered by the tickle monster in tickle prison for 10 shmillion years for your crimes! *flops backwards onto the pile, holding Kid close to their chest as the relentlessly tickle with both hands*

[collineato]

gotd dam I gotta post more on here again,., it has been!! ten million shmillion morbillion years!!!!!!!!!!!

[immortal-green-snom]

UNICORN AU <333

[anonymoosen]

Urth’s greatest dad

[short-and-ugly]

they dont even know.m,

[ofcloudsandstars]

Art of the Melon

[spacehey-ooc]

[sprite-can]

Okay, I have to bring this up cause it’s been on my mind for too long

So I understand that ZaDR is a very controversial ship, right? The main arguments being that it’s xenopheilia (I don’t have enough info to talk about this) or that Zim is an adult. And yes, Jhonen has confirmed that Zim is at least 120 years old.

Using that as an arguement confuses me..

Zim is clearly portayed as a child, for more reasons than just his height. He’s extremely childish, goes to middle school, has a very high pitched voice, etc. Now these are easily arguable, some could say adults can be childish or can have high voices. But I have a legitimate arguement!!

Zim was born/created on Irk. A planet that is, as said in the movie, shmillions of light years away. Irk is not only in a different solar system, but in a completely different side of the UNIVERSE. Meaning they don’t share the same rotational orbit as Earth, if their planet even HAS an orbit! This means even if Zim is 120, he ages at a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT speed than humans!! Irk could rotate 10 times as fast, making Zim only 12 in Earth years!

I just had to bring this up, so if anyone has any other comments I’d love to hear them! If this HAS been mentioned before I’d love to hear more about this. Anyone can bring up anything as long as it’s not hurtful :]