#A+ and gold stars ...honestly

[musingcyril]

He wondered how many times she had done this with a professor, or how many men she had to have such a practiced skill. It was clear she was far from a virgin from the way she handled him. It was not his business; a woman her age was likely to explore her sexual desires at this age. It was the need to pass with her marks that may have given him the fortune of this experience but he would not waste it. Especially as she was so willing  for him.

With the last spurts of his seed releasing from his cock it leaked through the corners of her mouth as his load was copious and thick. Her lips glistened with saliva, droplets of his cup falling on her chin. A sight he would not soon forget; grunting as it remained hard as she stroked him. Cyril gaped his mouth, breathing heavily she swallowed and licked her fingers clean from her fingers as she cleaned the mess from her chin. He moaned, closing his eyes before he opened them once more. It would take little to convince him to another repeat. He hadn’t expected him to be so taken with her. If she asked for more and returned to his company he could hardly deny either of them the pleasure.

“You have truly earned your grade” he promised, smirking as she stood to push him back into his seat and watched her move quickly to straddle his lap. His blue eyes stared into her dark orbs as she pumped his half-hard cock and felt it revive; becoming hard again for her. He was still wet, lubricated by her saliva and slipped easily into her sopping cunt. Her folds parted, welcoming his massive cock into that tight cunt. “Fuck..” he breathed, grasping the back of her head as she kissed him; lips pressed firmly to hers and tongue tangled as he moaned into her mouth as he moved his hands to pull at her clothes.

He parted breifly, pulling her shirt off and over her torso and looked at her with an appreciative glanced before he moved to remove her bra; throwing it to the floor and took her breasts in his hand. A firm squeeeze, groping at her, pulling at her nipples before he took it in his mouth and then the other. A hand slapped her rear, echoing loud in the classroom. “Fuck me, Willow” bucking his hips as he encouraged her to move and watched her ride him and grin as her tits bounced for him.

“Good girl” he slapped her rear once again.

Although Willow was failing a few of her classes, she deemed herself on trying to be a model student. She wanted to be nothing less than perfection. Seeing Mr Grant become unhinged due to her mouth, was an exciting and thrilling feeling. To be the one who holds the power, to bring him to orgasm. The young girl continued to suck him, with hollowed cheeks whilst her tongue alternated teasing licks along. He was so full in her mouth and she choked as he hit the back of her throat.

Her eyelids fluttered as his rough hands threaded through her dark locks. She heeded his words. Willow hungrily took what he gave her as she kept on sucking him through his release. She felt his spurts of cum hit the back of her throat and some bits had gradually oozed out of the sides of mouth and left a trail of drips from her chin. She swallowed all she could, the saltiness leaving it’s mark on her tongue in it’s wake. She swirled her tongue one final time before she pulled back completely. One of her hands wrapped around his cock and pumped a few times, with the other her digits wiped at the remnants before she slipped them inside her mouth as she sucked them clean, waste not want not after all. She hummed blissfully, “you taste absolutely divine, sir” she murmured with a wicked grin. A girl could get used to that” she answered in a dulcet tone.

“I hope that was as good for you and was a worthy performance. But what about that reward, sir. I think I have an idea,” she suggested mischievously as she stood. With both hands braced firmly upon his shoulders, she pushed him back down in his chair. With ease she quickly pull down her panties to straddle him, her legs either side. Her hands pumped him until he became erect again, before she slowly sunk her dripping wet cunt onto his cock, til he was fully sheathed inside her wetness. “Oh sweet Lord, sir,” she mewled before her lips forcefully kissed him with all the lustfilled desire she possessed.

[swampybogg]

[ulteri0rm0tives]

johnny dumbfuck silverhand posting on his fuckboy finsta:

[shadowkira]

Lae'zel: *grabs Shadowheart's throat in a rough and threatening way*

Shadowheart: *gasps out a moan*

Lae'zel: ............

Shadowheart: ..............

[tokyo-debunker-memes]

MC: What time is it?

Taiga: I dunno, pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out.

Taiga: *blows saxophone loudly*

Romeo, distantly: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 AM???

Taiga: it’s 2 am.

[deerboybreeder]

You need to offer your womb to trans women who need it. Let them grow their babies in you as it's only right that trans men like yourself offer their wombs to trans women as a mutual exchange.

Absolutely! Any trans woman doesn't even need to ask me honestly, she can just tell me she's claiming that space for her babies and I'll do it for her! After all, we're supposed to uplift each other, and the womb transplant technology isn't there just yet (though it likely will be within 10 years which is crazy to me), so I'm just hanging onto HER womb until then honestly. I'm happy to give any trans woman a space to grow her babies, whether she's the one seeding my her womb herself or having a donor do it for her. Anything for my trans sisters! ❤️

[jone-slugger]

One thing that really surprised me about Star Trek is just how funny it is!

People had told me about great philosophical questions, horrible episodes that are so bad they are good, etc.

But nobody had told me of all the comedy there is!

[illbeyourkeeper]

The new pride merch confirmed that Mrs. Mayberry is lesbian! (not bi as many believed before, Martha IS bi though)

Her marriage to Jarold could have been comphet, then

[seaweedraindraws]

Date fits from my fic Cherris outfit was based off of this

[amazing-captain-castiel]

*waddles in* I come a little late, but I present a #2al dtiys entry for @intotheelliwoods.

But!! It is not your average style, oh no. This style is based off of the lil zoomed out shapes that the animators put in rise to show where everyone was at in a wide out shot. It was a little a lot actually tricky to try mimicking the style, but it's not too shabby.

Just two shaped lil huggy fellas enjoying a nice day.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

why shax misspelling toast actually makes so much sense and says a lot about this ridiculous language of ours

Yeah this is a post I'm making now, fight me. I was trying to explain spelling bees to @komorezuki and she mentioned the demonic misspellings being understandable now because English is, well, English (other languages do not have spelling bees, and now that I think about it, having international competitions where even native speakers are struggling to spell words is a wild concept).

And Shax is actually being so logical when spelling toast as t-o-s-t-e. Especially with the hesitant addition of the e. Here's why.

Because in English, often, the e is added at the end to elongate the vowel sound. This is probably best explained with examples.

Think about how you would have pronounced 'tast' out of context versus taste. The first one has an 'a' sound that resembles apple, right?

(Side note, the double consonant often performs the opposite function of the e, it shortens vowel sounds, like apple vs able. 'Abble' would have a short a and 'aple' would have a long a, which is why they're not spelt that way. Another example where both the e and the double consonant get illustrated perfectly is the word app verses the word ape.)

Also, ad verses -ade (like youtube ad vs lemonade). Right? So toste rather than tost. Shax was operating logically when she added the e.

Except well, English is a fuck-all free-for-all fuck-it-let's-ball language. If you squint at a section it makes sense and then you look at another section and it doesn't at all.

Like cost is short vowel, but coast makes it long, it isn't a 'coste'. So it's actually toast, rather than toste.

But also post doesn't need an e at the end and it's still a long vowel. Caste has an e at the end and is pronounced the same as cast, with the short vowel.

Yeeeeeeep.

Shax gets a gold star for logical thinking and effort.

[snickerpuffs]

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that I'm back on my bullshit.

ETA is whenever I finish it.

[deerboybreeder]

I have this detailed fantasy of meeting a tboy online and chatting regularly about breeding and pregnancy. Eventually it becomes clear we want to take a risk, so I send him my semen. (It’s possible to ship frozen semen!) What’s especially hot about it is that it’s no longer under my control what happens to that sperm. Perhaps the guy guzzles it all, plays with it, or maybe he seriously tries to have it take. Our communication goes quiet for a little while and I wonder if maybe the shipment didn’t get there, or he lost interest, but a few months later I suddenly get a picture in my inbox. It’s him, holding his swollen belly, with my bastard inside. Oh shit, I realize, I’m going to be a dad.

I genuinely love this so much honestly... I have a reoccurring one that's similar, but a lot more sneaky. Very much the same concept of shipping semen, but instead of being open about what it is, I get told it's home made fake-cum lube for one of those squirting dildos, and without realizing I use it to knock myself up!

But the direct choice of whether or not to use it is also immensely hot. Do I really try to utilize this gift, or am I too scared? Absolutely delightful ❤️

[mishaesque]

I bought tickets for the Scotland comic con in October cause I’m like damn I’m 27 and back in the spn swamp after 10 years and I’ve had a really really shitty year so you know what?? If I can’t be happy at least 15 year old me can. I remember looking at tickets for jus in bello FOUR with my friend like wth!!!!! If you’re a teenager or like early 20s I just want to let you know that time is gonna start moving by real fast real soon so take literally every opportunity for an experience or you will regret it!!!!! Unfortunately you probably won’t understand what I mean until you’re my age lol. Sorry for the rant/ existential crisis but Anyways my question is whether I should get a photo with Jensen or Jensen and Misha????? I kind of want both lmao but that’s really really expensive 🥹

[clowningcrows]

it’s truly not that deep at all but i’m stuck on how my gf’s grandma made a joke ab how my gf is still a gold star lesbian (after i came out as a trans man)

[wellijustfinnihedoneofthebooks]

Yes, my favorite book ever is interview with the vampire. My favorite vampire chronicles book? Obviously, the vampire lestat.