#AAHHH CUTEST

[thornsnvultures]

i literally just had this thought and needed to send it to you but imagine finding an accessory in eddie's car (maybe it's a little more "feminine" looking) early in your relationship or when you start seeing each other before it turns serious and you think "oh my god he's seeing other people" and when you bring it up he's like "lmao that's mine babe"

omg yes 😂😂

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He's got sparkly studs, lots of different dangly ones too, but you haven't seen the collection he keeps in a chest like a dragon's hoard in his room yet so you assume the worst.

Your stomach drops when you see it on the floor under a discarded food wrapper. You just started dating and he's dated other people before you, it shouldn't hurt so much to see the evidence of other women in his life right in front of you, but it does.

Eddie's dropping you off at your house late one night and he leans in to give his usual smattering of kisses but you lean away. Eddie frowns and reaches for you, his heavy, ringed hand on the side of your neck. "Everything okay?"

It should be, you feel guilty for being so upset and showing it all over your face. "It's okay. Here, I found this," you press the earring into his hand and move to get out of the van, stumbling with the handle in your rush to get away.

"Hey, hey," Eddie grabs your arm, halting your escape. "Where'd you find this?"

You can't speak, your throat closing from the embarrassment. You don't want to hear excuses or how it's not what it looks like. So you point to the messy floor, absently kicking around the trash. Eddie's not usually a messy person but his van seems to attract snack wrappers like flies on honey.

"I've been looking for this for weeks!"

"You have?" Maybe he's been meaning to give it back to whoever it belongs to?

"Yeah, I thought I lost it at Gareth's when I went over for band practice. Should've checked the van, of course it was in here," he shakes his head, pocketing the dangling earring. "Thank you," he presses a kiss to your forehead.

You sit there dumbfounded. "It's yours? Are you...sure?"

"Who's else could it be?" He looks as confused as you feel before it dawns on him what you're insinuating. "Oh baby, no." Eddie awkwardly hugs you over the center console. "You're it for me, understand?" He holds your face in his hands, his eyes searching yours, imploring you to believe him. "It's you, it's been you for a long time, baby. So whatever you're thinking, wipe it from that pretty head of yours. Okay?"

You nod, clutching at the front of his leather jacket as you lean in to kiss him.

"Can we...can you take me back to your place, Eddie?"

"Anything you want," he smiles. "Oh, I can show you my collection when we get there!"

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also to consider: finding fishnets under his bed

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

I JUST PET MAXIE 😭😭

HE WAS JUST AS SOFT AND FLUFFY AS WE ALL THOUGHT HE WOULD BE AND I'M NOT DOING WELL BYYYYEEEE

ok ok ok so i actually just was heading to the venue and then i saw a tiny little fluffy white dog walking ahead of me and then i took another look (and a quick pic, sorry, didn't mean to be stalkerish i was just so excited) and it was miles walking max AAHH !!! and i ran up to them and scared the hell out of miles (sorry 😭😭) but he recovered quickly and was like "heyyy what's your name?" and we just chatted about max for a while and how much miles loves him and then i asked if i could possibly pet max for a second and miles was like "YEAH, he loves it!!" so i crouched to pet max for a minute and he jumped on my lap and almost ruined my tights but it was worth it because he was the CUTEST little thing 🥹🥹 extremely soft and adorable!! then miles was like "isn't he even tinier in real life?" which i wholeheartedly agreed with, obviously 🥰🥰 and then i wished him a good gig and ran to meet the super lovely @steinwayandhissons and now we're waiting for the gig to start!!! very excited aahhh ✨️💕

(again so sorry for the stalker pic, i wouldn't have posted it if i hadn't actually gone up to them and talked to them after i swear 🙈)

[dumplingsjinson]

hello!! can you please do a list of “texts that make me want to throw my phone at the wall because it gave me butterflies and idk how to deal with all of those feelings” prompts? i’ve been in a mood for teeth rotting fluff idkw haha thank youuuuu x

List of “texts which gives me mad butterflies” prompts

“Wish you were here with me :((

Sending the cutest, most wholesome meme and attaching a simple “Us” at the end. (MATE, STFU AND TAKE MY RING AND ACCEPT MY MARRIAGE PROPOSAL RIGHT NOW, I’m not even JOKING) 

“You’ve got me smiling like an idiot right now, you know?”

“I miss youuu :((“ 

“So when do I get to see your pretty face again?”

Them sending a selfie of themselves with the caption of “;)” and the other character just going feral over the picture

Character B waking up to a long paragraph of Character A saying how much they love them

“Good morning/night, love <3”

Character B using Character A’s name/nickname in their texts in a playful manner (Just fucking take my SOUL already, this shit makes me melt every time!) 

Instead of a text, Character A receives a voice message from Character B and it’s the cutest shit ever. Bonus points if it’s a voice message after they just woke up, and their voice is a lil’ raspy and UGH.

“Can’t stop thinking about you <33”

Character B taking a picture of something, sending it to Character A and adding “this reminded me of you!” or “Saw this and thought of you <3” (could either be something funny or cute or alludes to inside joke of theirs — the possibilities are endless)

Messages where they’re asking how each other’s day has been. It’s so simple but SO sweet. 

“I don’t know if you know this, and if you weren’t already aware… I’M SO IN LOVE WITH YOUUUU <333” (bonus: the other character replying “Bubba, trust me, I know”) 

“I WANNA SEE YOU AGAINNN AAHHH” “we literally just parted ways” “i know but i already miss youuu :((“ (as much as I say I don’t like clinginess, THIS TYPE OF ENERGY IS SOMETHING I WANT) 

[pandagrl1997]

Omg wally as a cat is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen aahhh!!!

[enbydemirainbowbigfoot]

The trolling that popped out of the pink-and-blue egg first was a whirlwind of orange and pink, and suddenly Poppy held a miniature King Peppy in her hands.

“Awwwwww,” the new father cooed. “Popifer, he’s so cute!”

“Ohh, I knowwwwww, Branchifer,” his wife wailed, tears streaming down her cheeks. “I can’t stand it!!”

“Well, you’re going to have to,” Branch said happily, “because we’ve got another!” He held out the eggshell, and he and Poppy gazed in joy as the small blue ball of hair slowly unrolled to reveal a small lavender baby girl.

“Branch she is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life,” ranted Poppy. “Aahhh!”

Branch laughed. “It’s funny,” he said, looking down at their daughter. “She’s got my hair, but otherwise she looks just like-”

-and that’s when she opened her eyes.

Branch’s breath caught in his throat as he stared into her achingly familiar turquoise gaze. He barely registered the tears beginning to fall, and hardly heard his own voice as he whispered.

“What was that?” Poppy asked him, tilting her head.

Branch looked up, eyes shining. “Her name is Rose..!”

Poppy gasped, immediately grasping what he meant. “Oh, Branch, that’s so sweet! Alright then,” she decided, smiling down at their son. “I’ll call him… Violet.”

[idiotsofoz]

hi idkhow mutual i drew you a dallon i hope u feel better. much love

THIS IS THE CUTEST EVER you're so sweet :((((( thank you sosososos much AAHHH

[starsomens]

RIGHT?!! his bunny teeth are the cutest ever although idk it seems a lil less obvious now as compared to a few years ago.. i wonder if he got them filed down 😭💔💔

also hey, his nose. amiright? the best seat in the house very shape. very pretty 👀

I think he may have gotten braces?? My only reasoning being that they look a bit more pushed forward when he as younger but maybe he did?? But I think his bunny teeth were SO ADORABLE even tho we can only see 2% of it 🥲

AMD AAHHH DOMT GET ME STARTED I…rlly love big noses I think they are a very attractive feature on a guy something about it makes them look like elegant (?) especially when it’s like a gulag like like Noah’s JUST AAAAAHHHH beautiful 😩

Even though she has been a bit off the rails Doja cat is right. Noses are the best……cuz you can kinds, sit on ‘em

[lowcallyfruity]

IM SOBBING

SHES JUST THE CUTEST <//3

Guys I love her so much she looks stunning in this outfit. Best one yet ☝️

GRGAHAHDGDHDGE

HE LOVES BEING WARM AND COZY WAHHH AAHHH WAHHH HES SO CUTE

Cater I love you never change

GRAHHHH VILS OUTFIT IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭🤤 LIKE WAHHDFHFHHFJD ITS SO STUNNING?!?!

HES SO CUTE AND PATHETIC YES MY SON YOU WILL BE THE LUCKIEST BOY EVER <33

GRAHHH VIL AND SEBEK ARE SUCH A GREAT DUO……. I LOVE THEM…. THE POWER DUO.

HRAHHH GRAHHHHJ

Sebek and vil you are like…. Special to me….

[neotickles]

Okay so obviously I am a little late but I was busy, so for the lettered tickle questions will you please do

D, E, H, N, O, P, S, V, W

-X

(Also don't answer anything you're uncomfortable with!!)

Helloooo! Long time no see! Now that I finally have a second on my PC I can answer this :3

D. What are your favorite teases while tickling / being tickled?

I love love LOVE to tickle someone/be tickled out of a shirt. The idea of someone being over someone tickling their tummy, suddenly just dipping their fingers under the shirt and tickling all over the tummy, ribs, chest, and underarms while TEASING them for being "so much more ticklish without the shirt in the way~"..........it's truly the dream~

E. What would you do / say to piss off the ler or the lee during tickling?

Literally anything. My fav thing is probably tickles for tickles though! Like tickling someone with the intent of receiving tickles is the cutest thing and I live for it.

H. Into any NSFW tickles?

Not really! I mean I wouldn't be against trying it out but I'm not gonna promise I'll be into it.

N. Are you / do you prefer a bratty or a shy lee?

I'm totally the shy lee trope man. I get SO Fucking Flustered It's Not Funny. As for what I prefer in a lee myself, honestly either! :3c

O. Are you / do you prefer an evil or a gentle ler?

I can do both, and I also LOVE both a lot. Depends what mood I'm in but I typically like the way softer spider tickles feel more tbh.

P. What kind of lee / ler are you?

The good kind~ ;) (honestly don't know what else I'm suppose to say for this question LOL)

S. Lees: would you like to get revenge on the ler, and if so, how? Lers: Do you want your lees to get revenge? How? What would you do to punish them for it?

YES YES YES to all of this. I love revenge tickles SO MUCH. Taking turns tying each other down and wrecking each other's death spots is the dream.

V. What’s your favorite tickling game/scenario?

Aahhh I love turning generic party games, like truth or dare for example, into fun tickle games :3 Like imagine doing a bunch of tickle dares with even more ticklish consequences...or having to expose your deepest ticklish secrets or else face tickles yourself....GOD that'd be so fun.

W. Do you like to ask or beg for tickles? / do you like your lee to ask or beg for tickles?

y'know originally I didn't really have an opinion for this on the lee side...but a certain SOMEONE... *cough* *cough* @txckletease *cough* has made me love being forced to ask/beg for my tickle before getting the teases....it's ruthless....but really amazing at the same time.... I wish to do the same thing to other lees so they may experience my pain! >:3c

[littlestpetship]

this card is the cutest ever aahhh!!! (T_T ) riddle looks so gentle and happy...

[enigmasandepiphanies]

Me and my girlfriend are gonna adopt a cat together!!! I'm so excited ^⁠_⁠^

Suggest some names for it?

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST thing ever

hmmmm names

sapphire, mohua, mirabel, epione, magnus, begum (begum means queen btw)

I AM SUPER BAD AT NAMES BUT THIS SO WHOLESOME, thank you for even asking me this bestie aahhh lovely this is

[gnosticpriesthood]

I can't wait to get my grubby little hands on this shit.

I would DIE for someone to write Shaw opposite Picard, hahaha. I honestly have to say, I think Shaw might be my very favorite Star Trek captain of all time. There is a man who takes no shit! If anyone wants to do some Shaw/Picard lingerings hit me up! I have so, so, so many things about Wolf 359. So many. All the things. I could also definitely get behind Shaw/Seven (I could play either role here). Love the shit out of their dynamix. Aahhh.

im da cutest of borg!! wewease the kwaken!!!! wewease meee!!

[withbeastsarc]

AAHHH how did I not realise it was your birthday!!! A huge happy birthday to you, you sweet beautiful soul ❤️❤️❤️ how lucky we are to have you!! Xx

once again answering this late but THANK YOU how lucky i am to have YOU as a friend as a writing partner as someone who i just love seeing on my dash on my social media living their best life with the cutest little gal i cherish you xoxo

[velvetcloxds]

AAHHH THANK YOU

anddd YES WE DID SIFJDHS we talked when he woke up then when he came home and just on and on which was so cute and fun but now I’m waiting on him again cuz he stopped replying mid convo JSHDHSJAH probably got busy again

stop it this is the cutest shit ever, I feel like I'm watching the beginning montage of a romcom lol

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Aww honey :(((

MY LOVELYY 😭😭😭🥺💔❤️

Aww Barbara's card 🥺🥺

AUAAGHHHHH OH MY GOSHHH 😭😭😭😭💔❤️❤️🥺❤️❤️

Yeah honey and I think your heart is telling you to go to Abbott :'))

AUOGH I LOVE that this show knows how to use silences

Aww honey :'D :'o

It could be this like it's the right choice but I don't think it is

Melissa xD honey. no lol

Oop o.o careful guys xD

Okay yeah it's not going awfully though lol

Ayy yeah the food :DD! That's good :)

SKFLDHS OOF sir O.O I know the feeling though xD

Me during a show for real lol

OH NAUR FR O.O

Ohh okay nah good xD she just said she's quick SLFDHJKS

That's so wild lol xD love that

The whole kitchen thing honestly it was really good xD :D 🥰❤️

AAYYYY WHOO GREGORY :DDD :'DD!!! 🥳🥳🤏🎊

That's so slay :'DD :'))

Yeahh I guess we kinda knew or he did (or maybe he's just playing it off) but still 🥰🥰🥰 that's really great Gregory :DD really cool I'm so happy for and proud of you :)) ❤️

AYYY JANINE :'DDD

She's not gonna tell them lol

Just gonna stick around

Ahh okay she did

AAAAHHHHHH YAYY SHE'S STAYING :'DDD

AWW my lovelies 😭😭🥰❤️❤️🥰 they're all so excited :')) :'DD <33

Aww I love them so much <33

Jacob looks like he's about to cry AWW aahh :'))) 🥰🥰😭

Girl not a grudge 😭 xD

SLGKGD AVA

"Pregnant" "You can tell by her feet-" SLGFKDJHSKDLJS EXCUUUSE ME?? XDDD

Oh my gosh that was so funny lol

Aww she's telling that it was the card :'D

Oope?

Oh are we covering for them? Like trying to keep it personal so the kids wrote the end? Idk-

A

AUOOAAUGHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰

STOPPPP THAT IS SO SWEET 😭😭😭🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ THE CUTEST THING EVER :'DDD

Also that's SO how kids act :'D I love that <33

Especially in front of a camera lol

Anyway awww that's so sweet :')) 😭😭❤️

AWWWW and they came up with it :'DD 😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥺🥰

That's the cutest thing ever :'))

XDD hiding her pregnancy lol

Nahhh bro he's showing up xD

"I'm on the world's side" slfkdjs go off Gregory 💀 xD

OOP SLFKDS BARBARA

XDD AVA'S REACTIONS DURING THIS RANT

I love those cuts to her and the others lol

Is she wiping spit off of her face XDDD or pretending slfjskd either way

Nahh he's showing uppp-

YEP LOL

Barb can't even speak xDD sorry honey lol

AWW they're all so excited :'D

Lol the handshake xDD

"Honest Ava" "Is what we call her from now on" XDD

It would be funny if they're friends for real but she was like "pretend I'm honest though" lol slfjdks xD

Anyway lol

AYYY go off sir :D

AWW they're all so cute :'DD

AYY slay guys :DD

AWWWW I love them all so much 🥰🥰🥰

AAHHH GREGORY'S LOOK AT THE CAMERA :'D I love how he does that kinda like the most

Is he gonna be looking at Janine 👀-

AAAAHHHHH HE IS SHE'S LOOKING BACK :DD 😭🥰🥰❤️

STOPPPP THEY'RE SOO CUTE :'DDD

I love my babeys so much 😭😭❤️❤️🥺🥰 <33

[littlemissidontcare]

Aahhh! I love the fact that he was playing along with it 🤣

It was the cutest and funniest thing I have ever seen 😂 they were spit firing flirty come backs at each other 😂