guy who reacts to receiving some kind of horrific injury like losing an eye or being impaled by shrugging and saying "i always knew that something like this would happen to me"
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Saw this post from @piratecaptainscaptainpirates yesterday and asked if I could do something for it, because I wanted to animate Ed kicking his feet like a happy goof.
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Okay so now that we have more satyr lore in the show, I’m gonna need an in-universe documentary about all of the magical creatures and monsters narrated by minor god of nature himself David Attenborough and filmed by a crew of brave satyrs but it always goes horribly wrong. every time they try to document a monster in its natural habitat, the monster’s just reading a book or like eating a churro or something until either it tries to eat the crew or a demigod child appears and then they turn into a living nightmare and David is like “oh dear” in his posh British accent and they cut to some b-roll footage of centaurs galloping or something. And then when they try to get some cute footage of magical creatures, either the satyrs almost die or there’s a tragic death of the creatures like hippocampus babies traveling in a pod with their family, but then one of them gets eaten by a sea serpent and you see a satyr wailing in the corner as we hear David say something like “oh what a shame but that’s the circle of life” and they just keep on going. the satyrs keep trying to give the animals satyr’s blessings but that’s not allowed cuz they can’t interfere like normal documentarians can’t so it’s just them trying and failing to protect the animals while the omniscient god David Attenborough keeps narrating without pause. But it’s also their duty as satyrs to preserve nature so they still need to make the best show possible
It’s a Need. I will write the script myself, okay? Don’t tempt me. Rick Riordan hire me PLEASE
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I'm supposed to be doing a training thing via zoom call and my boss is late. So y'all are gonna get this thing that's been in my brain for a while.
Pirate!Eddie who needs a medic for his crew except the best medic that he can find is Steve who comes with four kids who he adopted after each one attempted something on his person. (Max tried to stab him and Dustin tried to pick pocket. Erica succeeded on the pickpocket and Lucas was just the distraction.) Plus his twin sister Robin (who his not his actual sister but anyone who says that will get a feral medic).
Medic!Steve is a package deal and Eddie eventually accepts his terms.
Except they get hunted down by Nancy Wheeler's crew where the 3 children there are upset because Steve didn't take them too while Nancy and Jonathan would have just appreciated a heads up so that their siblings don't wreak havoc in port again.
At some point, they come to some sort of alliance and a shovel talk gets squeezed in somewhere when one of them realizes he has less than platonic feelings for Steve. Barb, Robin, Steve, and Argyle meanwhile are chilling on the deck and being bitchy about the latest attempts from the Navy to find their crews.
Only for Steve to drop a figurative bomb a la "You'd think my father would have realized I do not want to come home when he hasn't been able to find me in the last 3 years."
And that's how Eddie and the Hellfire crew find out that their slightly bitchy medic is in fact the missing Prince.
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Tavros, pointing at his phone screen: eVERY TIME I SEE MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST SHE BEATS ME IN A fIDUSPAWN BATTLE, aND-
Nepeta: :33< you're furrends with your physical therapurrst on Fiduspawn Go?
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i do love my job but sometimes i think about how for the sake of me enjoying my job longterm i am going to have to hide myself and laugh along with homophobic/transphobic jokes made around me. when prompted i will mention the fact that i'm gay at work like im not exactly closeted i'm kind of very easily identified as a fucking dyke and i feel no shame in admitting that with my fellow tradesmen i just dont mention it if im not prompted to. i cope with the jokes as best as i can and a lot of them arent actual true hate but they do still come from a place of bigotry that makes me feel bad but because of the nature of the brotherhood i rely on having good relationships with the men around me in order to have a decent job or at least have a comeradery that will make the bad jobs i get bearable through the day
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