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scoobyganggifs · 1 year

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:3 what do all the little nicknames for the duos mean? like as in what inspired them, theyre all really cute

AWE!!!!! OK OK thank u sm for asking the explanations r under the read more :]]

several r simply based on color schemes along w something that resembles imo that color scheme while also making me think of duo in questions friendship!!! those being:

“gingerbread” comes from scoobys brown fur n daphnes ginger hair while also to me emanating this warm comforting homeliness where i was especially thinking of all the instances where daph knows exactly what to do to comfort scoob waugh

“citrus” comes from ofc velma being orange + shaggy being green (like a lime!!!) while having that food connection for shaggy. citrus fruits always remind me of summer, which in turn reminds me of scooby doo as a franchise bc its always the time they do rerun marathons on tv….

“breezy” comes from blue n green both being cool colors i associate with spring specially a characteristic mild spring breeze n ofc things fly in the breeze like how shaggy often flies into freds arms at any hint of danger. HONESTLY i think my logic for yhis one might be a bit harder to follow but trust me

“sunset” ORANGE N PURPLE BABEY!!! sunset is a time where opposites meet and while i dont personally view them as such velma + daphne are certainly often characterized or deemed by others as that. sunset blends day n night together, reminding us that often those that appear to be opposites will have more in common + be closer to each other than it first seems. u know

“horizon” maintaining the velma sun imagery sure sure and fred as the boundless sky but the horizon is something constant right? throughout the day it keeps everything on track by having the sun + sky work together

OK now for the others:

“grover” JUST THE TWO OF US 😭😭😭 in everything scooby + shaggy are ALWAYS together sometimes the others arent there, but they r ALWAYS by each others side. theyre the absolute best of friends man 😭😭😭 we can make it it we try 😭😭

“chosen” LIVED IN A WORLD WHERE THAT SDMI PLOTLINE DIDNT EXIST WHEN I CAME UP WITH THIS ONE ☹️☹️☹️ but ANYWAY its a ref to how in scooby goes hollywood theres the “backstory” scene where they go to the pet store + they meet scooby as a puppy for the first time n its VELMA who lifts him out of his lil box + says “i think hes wonderful” she chooses him and ive always loved that SO much like its always stuck w me even if its not the origin story i personally subscribe to its such an important scene to me…..

“six degrees” six degrees of separation babey!!!! between fred + scooby one thing they have in common is ofc their voice actor mr frank welker whos been voicing fred since the start n scooby since whats new….was especially thinking abt the scene in wheres my mummy where fred is imitating scooby LMFAO

“tredecim” latin for thirteen u already KNOW thirteen ghosts augh its such a Show n i love how shaggy + daphs dynamic obvs gets to receive more focus separate from the dynamic of usually the whole gang

“shining armour” sir daphne youre MY knight in shining armour!!! while ik that line had shippy intentions i can still apply it to their friendship as a whole i think <3 as a treat <3

#some r more detailed than others but the entire concept of silly little names for character relationships has always seemed SO fun to me….#THANK U!!!#📬

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ohlovxr · 2 years

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beyond sex i hc siri as super teasing nd way less condescending nd i dont really see him as one of those guys who like teasingly degrade you outside of the bedroom cos he knows how certain shit can fuck w your head!

hed tug your hair as you pass him by tho, or cheekily grab your ass if youre close enough! definitely slips in one too many 'pretty girl's when he wants to be praticularly indulgent to bratty moods!

he also is way more attentive than people give him credit for; but just when it comes to you! that man knows every pitch nd tone nd cadence of your voice nd what they mean, he knows your mood by your smile/how you greet him!

hes also really into the whole physical touch thing once hes gotten through some of his trauma! man loves his hands on you/ your hands on him 24/7! but not in obvious in your face type of ways! in the subtle way of hooking your pinkies together, or a hand on your hip; or even when you lean in to kiss him and give his cheek a little nibble that has him pulling away w a dramatised gasp that makes you giggle like crazy

okay thats enough outta me! didnt mean for yhis to get so long

no ofc ofc. this is so cute!!!

#again i’m so sorry i took so long to reply gaaaahhhhhhh #sirius black x reader #notsfw

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prefixsstars · 1 year

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Rating Rui cards part 1:

10/10 Rui Looks SO SO SOO Pretty and the art is just AAAAAAAA I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!! Also I love Rui with glasses he looks very nice so 10/10. Wizard Rui🔛🔝

8/10 I love this Rui card I just wish it had a little bit more but him sitting in the hourglass is sooooo cool!!!! Also the hype for this event was crazy so I’m a little biased but 8/10 good rui card.

1000/10 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA COLORFES RUI MY BELOVED I ADORE THIS CARD SO MUCH HES SOOOOO PRETTY LIKE AAAAAAAA AND THE MINI WXS TOO IS SOOO CUTE THE CARD STORY IS SOOO CUTE 1000/10 I HAVE THIS CARD ON MY JP AND HIS HAIR IS UNLOCKED

10000/10 2ND ANNI RUI AAAAAAAAAA 2ND ANNI RUI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE COLORS THE LIGHTING HIS EXPRESSION AAAAAA EVERYTHING ABOUT YHIS CARD IS PERFECT HES SOOOO PRETTY AND HE LOOKS SO :((

10/10 I didn’t like this card when it first came out but now I realized that it’s peak perfection. Everything about this card is beautiful and again Rui with glasses>>>>>> it looks so magical and pretty so 10/10

100/10 RUI PRETTY THATS ALL

1000/10 This Rui card is so gentle and the way he’s holding the torpe script while falling asleep makes me soft and the lighting again is so pretty and make Rui look so soft

10000000/10 MERMAID RUI MERMAID RUI MERMAID RUI MERMAID RUI MERMAID RUI AAAAAAAAAAAAAA PRETTYYYYYY

10/10 I have no complaints for this card I love the colors and how bright and bubbly they are it’s just a nice card!!!!!!! I love it very much

8/10 it’s not bad it’s nice!!!!! But it could be better but I still like it anyway!!! I don’t really have anything to say other than 8/10

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chezzywezzy · 2 years

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My Self-Shipping thingy submission

Hi! It's me, I figured out who I wanted to use, but it may take a tiny bit of explaining.

I have green eyes and brown hair. My friends know me to be very artistic, sweet, and funny. I'm also known to think logically in dire situations, and to also care for many people. I would like to be shipped with Hatty Hattington from BattleBlock Theater!

(Now here's where explaining may come in handy)

BattleBlock Theater is best known as a comedy-platform game from 2013, where the most important character is Hatty Hattington. In the game, you are a prisoner basically trying to rescue Hatty and leave a mysterious island you washed up on. Really, all I'm asking is if you can portray Hatty Hattington as a 'distinguished gentleman', but funny and sweet, as most people portray him, and I don't mind what you do with the rest.

If you need help at all, there's plenty of fanart of him that may give you ideas, and there are also X Reader stories of him on a site called Wattpad.

If this can happen, I'd be so happy! If not, that's totally okay, and I still love your work!!! :D

I can't exactly do a full one-shot since I'm not experienced at the game (and also, you were supposed to give me a fandom/genre and not an actual character) but I'll try my best!

Hatty's a rather possessive and delusional feller. From his times of being a prisoner, he's been so isolated that he'd cling onto anyone. It's even better that yhis savior was such a lovely person!

Hatty is a gentleman when it comes to you. He wants to do his best to woo you, even though by showing up to rescue him in the first place, he figures he has it in the bag. How he is with others isn't the same, though. In reality, he's fairly two-faced. Dapper and kind and clingy to you, while being cruel and threatening to everyone else who he deems unworthy of your presence.

If you try to continue your adventures afterwards, despite his disagreement, he'll be forced to tag along. He may be recuperating from the trauma of being a prisoner for so long, but if it means he gets to stay with you, it'd be worth it.

His only hope is that you and him would finally settle down in isolation after you run around for a bit. Maybe with time, too, his real personality would shine through and you might realize that he's a bit off, though.

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kazuhasbunny · 3 years

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okay to the people posting about chongyuns yang energy going f king insane and just ajxnsxjjs ya. This is such a big head canon to me like I totally think that after a while he would get comfortable with you and you’d have seen him act up a few times but it never happened when he was horny so : allow me ;

Your body dripped slightly as the water finished cascading over you. You and Chongyun had rented a room that day since you two were in the middle of travel and started to get tired of sleeping in tents.

As you step out you can hear Chongyun pacing in an annoyed manner around your room so you simply wrap your towel around yourself and step out a moment “Yunnie? Do you need something cool to eat?” Little did you know your sultry voice and the sight of you in just a towel, body dripping wet all for him was all he needed to send him flying. His jaw dropped momentarily at the sight of you. “Yunnie”. You call to him again giggling a bit as he stares at your body, he makes his way over to you and presses into you “y/n... I don’t know how much longer I can hold back it all... I’m already struggling..” he grits his teeth almost as if physically grating against his energy. “Then don’t hold back... if this is what you need then-“

“Don’t hold back?” He whispers in your ear “Well you’re in for a *long* night then”

Without warning he casts you over his shoulder making the towel fall and brings you

Over to the bed, biting his lip as he sees you splayed out for him. He can’t help but immediately start touching you and as the temperature rises the crazier he gets, you’re already a mess underneath him. The way he’s being has you so turned on as his tongue drags over your sensitive nipples and his hand darts down to your slit. He loves the noises this elicits out of you and suddenly whispers in a deepend voice “I need to mark you.. you’re mine” his words were spoken with an uneven and husky tone as he leaned into your neck and began to leave hickies and marks that progressively got darker and deeper the more excited he became. You too, were now becoming eager as well as your hand travelled down to his pants attempting to pull them down. He grabs your wrist “Such an eager little slut for me.. does it feel that good baby~” he whispers against your ear causing you to let out quite the moan in response. “Hm? I can’t hear you. How good does it feel..” he suddenly slides a finger inside you making you whine and moan. His suddenness causing you to pant “Y-yes Yunnie it feels so good”. You could feel him get hotter against you as his shirt came flying off and his bare chest was revealed. Something about this was different , so feral and passionate. “Good girl..~” He slips another finger inside and with his other hand slides his pants and briefs down as well, his cock standing at full and leaking from how excited you had him. As he watches your body shiver while you reach closer he pulls his fingers out causing you to whine “Be a good girl for me and take my cock hm..?” You nod, so eager at this point just to reach release. He thrusts inside you , not wasting a second as a glazed look comes over his eyes. A fervour need to just pump you full comes over him as he picks up your hips slightly off the bed, causing you to arch your back and begins thrusting inside you. You were so tight and ready for him and as soon as he started thrusting you turned to a moaning mess, he huffed and growled as he bucked into you and a pace that rapidly got faster. He was seeing red, he was getting so hot he couldn’t stop. “Who owns you” he chuffs into your ear “Y-you”. Your words exit all jumbled and stuttered with moans always following them as he fucks into you “Hmm.. that’s right. I own you and no one else” his hand snakes softly around your neck, gently squeezing but not enough to hurt you, it was clear even as feral as he was being he doing his best not to hurt you. That said you certainly didn’t mind the spanking and when he would occassionally call you dirty names. “Good little.. slut” he grunted out as he started to throb inside of you taking him so well “Nh.. F-fuck Chongyun i - I’m gonna cum..” you practically beg to him however instead of depriving you of your orgasm he begins bucking into you hard and deep. Holding your hips as his fingers dig into them , that was definitely gonna leave bruises. His hand came down from brushing over your lips and starts rubbing your clit with fervour. Making you moan loud as your legs start to shake

“Yeah? You gonna cum for me?” He huffs out , obviously finding it a bit difficult to speak as he too begins to reach his orgasm. You can’t even think straight now, your tongue sticking out half way and simply just moaning your little heart out as suddenly you see starts and your hand reaches to grab his arm for support as the knot in your stomach comes undone and you tighten up around him and let out a trail of sultry sounds. He groans as his hips continue to thrust as deep as possible inside you to help ride out your high until the combination of the heightend pleasure and he’s yang energy become too much and he slams into you, filling you up as he groans and moans and cums inside you. As you both come down from your high he seems to relax a bit and his yang energy seems to wear off slightly as he falls into you while you catch your breath. “T-thank you, I hope it was good...” he stutters out . “I really... liked that honestly yunnie..” he stares up at you and smiles softly “I’m glad” he twists a tendril of your hair into his fingers gently as he sits up “You we’re so good even though I was so rough, I hope I didn’t hurt you. ” you giggle softly as he tilts your chin, still inside you and plants a soft kiss on your lips, you both slightly groan as you grind against each other causing you to hum and he chuckles. “Round two?” You tease him however he leans down to your ear “it’s gonna be a long night for you, my love~”

(OMG I DIDNT KNOW I WAS CAPABLE OF THIS slndwkdnwkdnisd akdnkad also I had to cut it now cause ask limit but I hope you liked this . I turned m notifications on for you cause ily your stuff and your asks. Pls enjoy this thirst)

i .... omg ..... your writing is so good hnwwnwmh?.?.,,, heheyy *bites lip* yhis is..nemwb ,,, horn....... kn .. ee.......................... chongyun nbmhmjmmmmm......

#eli.replies #eli.thirsts #anon #👀.chongyun #yall really swag holy.#genshin smut

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mommycity · 2 years

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First post is a Gojo thirst Post:

-Im fuckin crazy and I love gold im also down terrible for yhis nigga-

Also warning: fic includes lost of nasty lingo, dom gojo,choking and drinking, reader with fembody. It is Nsfw asf

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Imagine seeing Gojo after his long missions, just a casual get together as friends. A lively bar get together full of clinking shots and drunken stupor. You missed your friend and sense the drinking was on him, well hell, why not? Not like you’ll suffer any real consequence. The loud pacing music and soft buzz of lights fills the bar, everything feels so uncanny. The outfit, tight and short, reveals every inch of your body and accentuates erogenous zones to the mile.

You sip your third shot. No sign of Gojo in sight, “Bastard”. Before anymore damnations of the white haired stallion are thought a barstool creaks loudly next to you. “Ooooo well isn’t someone real pretty tonight? This all for me?” The voice was so recognizable, so playful and teasing. Of course it’s no one other than Gojo, suited in his classic black shades, hoodie and black jeans. It was like he was dressed for a trap music video rather than the club, either way it goes the items were designer, so the type of clothe truly didn’t matter.

“Oh yeah, I put this all on for my dearest Gojo who leaves me in such horrid agony. Oh how I crave your attention-not- get me a drink fuck head” You pout at him. It’s not the first not last time he’s been exceedingly late to a meet up: he was a bit of an enigma. Also popping up when he wants to, texting calling at such bizzare times. Gojo slides you the glass, it’s colorful and smells infinitely less potent and fruity, like how he likes his own drinks,” Something of actual taste, way better than that heavy shit you’re drinking!” He downs his shot immediately and smiles at you with a small flush forming in his face.

The buzz of alcohol does drown the bashing music and lights the fill the building. What really sparks interest in you is the chain he’s wearing. Gold and it sits just below his defined collar bones. It’s such a jarring contrast to Gojo’s cool icy skin and silver hair, such an additive that makes him more attractive than you had thought already. A hand comes to your shoulder, Gojo now sitting much closer laughs at you. “Y/n san~ you’re staring at me so hard. Something you like?” He flashed a tooth grin and pushed his glasses up. “When’d you start wearing gold?”, you ask so abruptly it jostles his frames down as he stops to answer. He leans his face on his hand, propping his head up on his elbow on the glass of the bar table, “pretty recently, real nice it’s really heavy and-“, he pauses and turns to you,” s’ cold to the touch and warms up real easy though. It’s middle eastern.” He sips from his martini rather loudly and the everything in the bar feels drowned out.

“Warms up easy? “

“Mmm- body heat yeah. I wouldn’t put it in the microwave now would I?”

“That’s not an impossible situation knowing you”

He laughs at your retaliation. After all this time, he’s still Gojo, not hardened by months of away from loved ones or too clingy for the exact reasons. He’s just him. The drinks haven’t gotten you drunk, a slight buzz hangs over you. The silence of Gojo drinking his rather colorful drink and laughing with the bartender and you watching his chain raise and lower on his chest as he talked. Something feels different right now, like you’re longing for something- for him. The way his pale skin contrast the vibrancy of the bar lights, his hair settled between the slight glimmer of sweat and the crown of his scalp-or maybe- the chain.

The chain sparks something in you, the subtle shimmer of the reflective material that glistens in the overhead lighting. It calls you, like a magpie to a soda top. Your hand raises to touch your lips. Suddenly a deep, raspy voices prods your ears,” I like your lipgloss, really pretty on you. I see you like the chain, hm? Maybe we can swap views in a better place, yeah?” Gojo was so close to you right now, you could smell his cool vanilla-and-rain scent. The hair on the side of your face is soon tucked behind your ear. For so long you wished you could reach out for his touch, an embrace even a tap from him, a reminder you are a solidifying figure in his life.

Now is such an odd reminder of your early longings. Gojo drags you out the bar after flipping the bar tender a heavy tip. The sorcerers hands are so cold, as you had always suspected. “God, you are such a tease. Staring at me like that public”, he jars before dragging you in his limousine. The leather seats dip with both of your weight. You figure lays horizontal on the cushiony seats as a soft blue light lays above of the both of you. You prop yourself up on elbows slowly,”Gojo, I need you.” All shame was tossed aside. You needed this.

Gojo kissed you roughly, shoving your head into his with the hand behind your head. His mouth still sweet from the martinis, you swipe your tongue across his bottom lip for entree. His opens and the hot muscles explore all the nooks and caverns of each others mouth. You pull away panting and half glazed, so needy for him right now. A pale hand slides up your top eerily pausing to rub circles into the flesh,” Mm Y/N, what makes you so jumpy all the sudden?” He acts so obvious so you could stroke his massive, massive ego. Your palm laid flat against his chest still panting from the heavy kissing, “You- you leave- s’ long. And come back looking so different-“ Your own voice cuts you off as you yelp from a sudden stimulation. Your chest was being played with so roughly with your nipples were pinched and twisted.

Gojo leans to pepper kisses to trace your mouth to your ear. The oddly romantic gesture turns you on even more and your body grinds against his.

“Mmm Y/n” kiss, “You’ve missed me this much” kiss, “You lure me to a bar, in that tight little outfit and don’t even speak to me” kiss

A sudden warm wet feeling was slithered on the shell of your ear. A soft moan escapes your lips as one hand pinches your nipple as the other dips into your bottoms. A husky whisper is cascades your ear canals,” You look so good beneath me. Who’s doing to you right now, who’s making you feel hot?” The sudden shame rushed over you turn your head away from his gaze. A tight circle is drawn over your clit and you moan at the sudden stimulation. Gojo’s hand that once held your chest is now turning your face to face him roughly. He slightly squeezes your face. Your lips pout slightly and he lets out a soft laugh. “You’ve missed me right? You want me to fuck you good?”

You nod excitingly. Of course you do, you’ve let him get you sprawled out all over his lap moaning and begging, letting him treat you like a child before punishment. Yet, it excited you more, being so vulnerable. It’s been so long since you’ve felt his prescence. A soft “mhmmm” drops from your lips but he simply pulls away disapprovingly. “No. You want me to fuck you, then say my name. Say yes Gojo I need you to fuck me good”. The heat of your face is turned to hell. Such a humiliating situation, but it’s so hot. You give into him, moaning lucidly,” Hgnn Yes Gojo please, I need you to fuck me good!”

A pulled your bottoms down and off, tossed somewhere to the side, now fully exposed. Gojo’s retreached hand goes back to toying with your puffy clit. Slick coating his fingers as he pressed ever so slightly on the bud. Gojo turned to look at pussy he was playing with. So pretty, so needy, squelching around his long fingers. He slides his hands down and his gaze returns to you,”Say my name when I touch you”. It wasn’t a request, but a demand. Your shame forced you to swallow all your yelps and cries. The hand on your face is released and back on your chest, rubbing your nipples as he pumps his fingers inside of you.

“G-g ahaah Gojo please”. The fingers return to your clit rubbing small circles. His hands suddenly are off of your entirely and he scoots you off to remove his hoodie. The bastard that is Gojo Satorou removes his hoodie to display every part of his lean body, muscles so finely tone and tightened. The V line of his narrow hips so prominent, it was very fitting for such an interesting character. He unbottons his jeans and pulls his dick out. It’s long, real long and finely trimmed. The tip is rosy and a vein splays the underside with a slight curve. It’s beautiful and fitting for a beautiful man. He laces his fingers behind your hair and guides you off the seats and between his legs. “You’ll suck on my dick since you need me so bad.” The barked order made you cringe at his cruel statement.

The grab the base and blow on the tip before kissing it. Precum smears in with left over lipgloss, this wasn’t the first cock you sucked and you knew how to please a man. But this is Satoru Gojo: flamboyant lady’s men who was had about every type of mouth around him you could think of. Gojo had been glaring darts at you this whole time. The power of having you beneath him strokes ever growing ego, made him feel even more powerful than he already was. What was a king to a God? Gojo stood in that very position as you nipped at his dick, spreading small kisses and licks around the shaft. He grabbed a chunk of hair and yanked slightly, sending a small sting in your scalp,”I said suck. And suck it like it’s a full course meal, show me how bad you’ve missed me Y/N”

The usage of your name floods your brain ever more, like his was desiring only your touch. You lean down taking as much of him as you can. His scent fills your nostrils as your hand works what you couldn’t fit. Spit squelches and dribbles down his balls as you gag your hallowed cheeks around his length, so eager for him right now. Gojo plays with your scalps so lightly, almost a way of appreciating the mess your making to make him feel good. His moans slur out, “S’ good baby so good. You’ve been practicing just for me hm? Those dicks don’t taste like mine do they, they never will”, even in his glazed state he remains boastful. To say you hadn’t imagine Gojo in place of all the guys you’ve had in your mouth would be a sin, you’d wonder off and mentally imagine him ravishing your mouth with his cock, choking you with spitt bubbling at the base. Now your dreams lie true.

So eager so please Gojo, his moans so loud. Your free hand slips to rub your clit as you suck him off. Your tongue flat and slightly folded around the length as your gag reflexes are tested. Your moans vibrate on his length and the hand on your head tightens. Gojo yanks you off with a pop and sighs,” Such an naughty baby. Fingering yourself while licking my cock.” The hand guides you back on leather seats. The view for Gojo was marvelous, you on your back spread eagle, pussy wet and puffy for him. It almost like a high for him, watching your clit jolt almost as if it’s aching to be toyed with. Gojo leans down to breathe heavily and bit the shell of your ear. He grabs his cock and rubs the tip against your clit, smearing precum in with your slick.

Your moans now louder than before fill the limited space. Gojo aligns the entrance and bottoms out. Your eyes close at the intrusion “o-ohho fuaahhhahhhck”. Gojo ate up the sounds you’re making, he hasn’t even moved yet and your meowing so beautifully. So tight, so inviting all for him. Gojo leans over you, chest being level with your face. Your legs wrap around his waist and hug him tightly. All felt warm and tight but most of all, needed. “Hgnn please move”

“Please who? I haven’t a clue who you’re referring to baby”

You tighten at the petname. It’s so degrading yet so romantic. You palms lay flat on his toned chest and your eyes lock with the gold jewlery in front of you. The reason that brought you too here now: the chain, now dangling in your face as Gojo moved his hips to remove his length and slam back into you. The dangle of the glistening metal and his heavy pants and rasp spur you on more, gripping him tighter and tighter. The hand that wasn’t supporting Gojo’s weight is on your clit, rubbing hard and fast. “Say it, who’s fucking you right now, who’s making you feel g-agh- good”. His thrust so sharp as he soaks into your spongy walls. The sounds so loud and lewd, your slick coating his entire length and dribbling down his balls.

“You-haah, you areah ahAH”, you slur out. Your speech incomprehensible as your high is getting closer and closer. His eyes were on you the whole time, mouth ajar as strings of loud moans and groans leave his lips. He’s so provocative it’s like he’s also getting off to himself. “Not-grnn Not enough baby. Say my fucking name. Satoru Gojo is fucking this pussy right now. Rubbing this sobbing clit, crying out for attention! Say it baby, I need to hear you.” You’re so dazed, so stimulated.

The chains luls you into bliss as it swings back and forth. The swings so erratic, truly matching Gojo’s unpredictable thrust. You cry out for him,” Gojo,Gojo,Gojo augh” like a chant for a winning team. You can feel he’s close. His thrust become even more erratic. He smirks, you suck him so good, none of the women he’s fuck take his dick like you do, don’t moan his name like you do, God he’s in such bliss. Hearing the sweet slapping of his balls to your ass, the squelches of your weeping pussy and the moans filling the car makes him so close. You clamp around him impossibly tight and knows whats next.

Gojo adds so much pressure and speed on your clit, thrusting impossibility harder and faster. His cock head mashes your cervix. Lifting himself slightly he takes his other hand and pinches and twist your nipple. “Yea-ahah. Nobody can fuck you like I do. Nobody has you creaming and moaning like I do. My baby, this is my pussy, I’ll fuck it whenever I want. And you’ll take it, you love it. Nobody can fuck you like I can” His words stung your ears as a high pitched moan escapes. Your back arches off the warm leather and you gush. Your orgasm taking over you. Gojo fucks your raw pussy through his own orgasm, panting heavily. The swing of his chain that futhers drifts you in and from reality.

Gojo pulls out and jerks himself off. He cums with a crying moan, it lands all over the slick of your clit and puffy lips. He moves and allows you to catch your breath.

“Maybe I should wear more gold”

#dom!gojo #gojo saturo #fem reader #anime #jjk #jjk x reader #gojou satoru x you #gojo x reader #name calling #h!rny #yep #reader with vagina #gojo x you

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t0wnspersonb · 4 years

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Reignition (Kozume Kenma x Reader)

Word Count: 2,147

Anonymous said:

Hi! I love your work so much! I was wondering if you could do a Kenma x reader? Where theyre really good childhood friends, but she moved to miyagi (karasuno) for highschool. So then they meet at the training camp and have rekindled feelings?? Sorry if yhis doesnt make sense! Again, I love your work so much!!!!

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I don’t know why I made this one so long lol. This was a lot of fun to write, anything that has to do with the training camp makes me so happy lmao. I hope you like this one anon! I hope I was able to write it how you wanted!

Another reminder that requests are closing on Saturday! I’m going through them all slowly but surely, after I finish these requests I probably won’t be taking them again for a while, so I can write up some other stories of mine to share with you guys! Anyway, I hope you guys are having a good week!

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You sighed in exhaustion as you walked through the doors with the chaotic duo. You were never going to babysit these two ever again, no matter what Daichi or Sugawara said.

If it wasn’t for them you would have already been at the training camp with everyone else, helping Shimizu and Yachi with the manager duties. But fate just wasn’t one your side this time, fearing that the two would ditch their supplementary exams and try to go to Tokyo on their own, Daichi had requested that you stay with them until the exams were done.

Which meant that you had to also suffer through a crazy drive with Big Sister Saeko, and as much as you loved her, you just so happened to love your life just a tad bit more to never want to suffer through that again.

Now you were just exhausted, luckily from the looks of it the practice matches were going to be wrapping up soon, which meant food, showering and a good night’s sleep.

You sighed once again, your eyes flickering over to your team, you could feel multiple pairs of eyes on you as the three of you walked further into the gym.

“Thanks for watching them Y/n-chan.” Daichi called out as you approached everyone.

“You owe me senpai.” was all you said as you walked passed them towards Shimizu and Yachi, wanting to get caught up on what happened while you were gone; completely oblivious to two pairs of lingering eyes coming from the Nekoma team.

“Must be nice having three managers,” Kuroo muttered, his eyes focusing in on your small figure. “I wonder if that one is new like the blonde one.”

Of course, everyone’s eyes lingered on your figure a tad bit longer than necessary, curious as to why Karasuno managed to have three managers, and well, because you were incredibly cute. It was fitting that you too would be part of the team, considering there were already two other cute managers.

The lucky bastards.

“Shoyo had mentioned earlier that they convinced one of their managers to come back to the team…” Kenma said quietly, his cat-like eyes following your every movement. “That’s probably her…”

Of course, Kenma had noticed how good looking you were, but the air of familiarity was too much. He couldn’t help but wonder if he had met you before.

“Why must the universe be so cruel!?” Yamamoto cried out.

Kenma sighed to himself. There was never any peace.

***

“Ne, ne Shoyo! Who was that other manager that walked in with you!?” Inuoka asked curiously.

Even though Kenma never removed his eyes from his game, he couldn’t help but to sit up straighter, ears perked up. Of course, he was curious too, you seemed incredibly familiar to him.

“Oh Y/n-senpai!” Hinata grinned. “She’s a second year at Karasuno, she’s been a manager since her first year.”

“How come I didn’t see her at the practice match?” Inuoka pondered aloud.

“Y/n-senpai’s health is very fragile! She was sick for a while and her parents made her quit. But she loves volleyball so much that she begged to come back to the team. Plus, she’s really pretty and a good manager!” Hinata gloated, eyes shining brightly.

Y/n… Kenma ignored the sudden race to his heart. He knew that name, he knew that name very well. In all honesty, he had never expected hearing it again, much less seeing you again.

It had been years.

He couldn’t help but wonder if you remembered him too.

Of course, he would remember you, his first love. The one that got away, the other person that he used to play with when he was younger other than - oh that’s right, Kuroo.

Did Kuroo recognize you too?

You did look different from when you were younger now that he thinks about it.

But then again, he looked different too. Kuroo maybe not so much. Just bigger, still just as annoying though.

“Well I should get going. We’re playing you guys first thing in the morning!” Hinata said, waving goodbye.

First thing in the morning?

Then maybe… he could see you again, right?

****

It was too early, way too early; especially with how rowdy the boys were already being.

It wasn’t just your boys either, but four extra teams on top of yours?

How were you going to survive this training camp?

“You’ve been sighing a lot this morning, Y/n-chan. Are you feeling okay? Do you need to go rest?” Shimizu asked, a slight concern to her voice.

“I’m fine senpai; I’m just thinking about how lively everyone is. It’s going to be a long trip isn’t it?” You grimaced, eyes scanning the sea of boys that were currently eating breakfast right now and -

“Oi! Yuu! Leave Tsukki alone before you break his glasses!” You called out to the libero, pointing the ladle in your hand at him accusingly, eyebrow raised as if daring him to challenge you.

The said male apologized, releasing his grip on the tall blonde and sitting down.

You sighed again, ignoring the giggles of the other managers around you.

“Y/n-chan is the best at handling our first-year duo and second year duo. They always listen to her, and she’s always looking out for them.” Shimizu explained, a small smile grazing her lips.

“Unwillingly.” You stated, “apparently my title as a manager has ‘babysitter’ in it. If I knew Daichi-senpai was going to make me watch those four when he can’t I wouldn’t have come back.” You started saying as you began serving the boys that finally came in for breakfast.

“I guess I do have some practice,” you begin saying, eyes fixated on the food in front of you as you serve. “when I was younger, I used to play with these two boys that were -” your eyes widened as you looked up to the next set of boys you were about to plate.

Kuroo looked at you in shock for a moment before a wide grin stretched across his face. While Kenna stood there frozen, although his heart rate was through the roof.

“Oya oya oya. If it isn’t little Y/n-chan. I didn’t even recognize you the other day. Who would have thought you’d be a manager at our rival school?” Kuroo said slyly.

“Tetsu… You look the same.” you grimaced.

“Oi why are you making that face!?” Kuroo huffed angrily before his eyes slid over to Kenma who was just… staring at you.

The sweetest smile grazed your lips, your eyes wide and bright and… were you blushing?

“Kenma.” You said softly.

He could have died right there, it felt like all the bars in his health evaporated into nothing as soon as you looked at him and said his name.

He definitely died and went straight to heaven; especially with a smile like that.

“Y/n.” he mumbled softly, eyes flickering away from you, burning holes into his food, ignoring the two pair of eyes that were now staring at him.

“You’re still just as shy as before.” you laughed softly as you served your childhood friends.

“We’ll have to catch up sometime Y/n-chan.” Kuroo said before walking off to find a table.

“Kenma.” you called out before he could scurry away with Kuroo. He glanced at you once more, pausing for you to continue.

“I’ve missed you. We should catch up soon.” you said quietly, a soft blush beginning to coat your cheeks.

“Yeah.” he nodded at you once more before walking off, leaving your heart racing and your cheeks flushed.

Even after all these years... could that be considered true love? You wondered, ignoring the giggles, and pointed looks all of the other girls were giving you.

But internally you were squealing as well.

****

The next couple of days you did exactly what you said you would do; you caught up with your childhood friends.

When you had finally returned for the week-long training camp, you were glued to the Nekoma team, much to Karasuno’s annoyance.

Right now, you were handing out watermelon, a sweet smile glued to your face as you made sure your boys got some and then making sure that Nekoma did as well.

“Do you want seconds Kenma?” you asked, sitting next to the pudding haired boy. His eyes slid over to you before he shook his head and took out his phone, pulling up a mobile game.

You scooted closer to him, your head finding his shoulders, eyes glued to the screen.

You felt Kenma stiffen at the sudden contact, but soon relaxed as you guys drifted into comfortable silence.

This was all too familiar, you would always watch Kenma play video games when you were younger, it was entertaining and it didn’t involve strenuous work, which meant it was great for you due to your fragile health.

Plus, you got to be close to him, that was another bonus.

Kenma ignored the racing of his heart and tried to beat down the smugness that filled his body as he received envious looks from the others.

The two of you were always close, you were the one person he didn’t mind receiving affection from, although it never really appeared that way.

“Oi Y/n-chan, can you fill up our water bottles before the next match?” Kuroo called out.

“I’m not your manager Tetsurou. But I guess.” You rolled your eyes at him, heaving yourself up and dusting off your shorts.

“I’ll go with you Y/n.” Kenma said quietly, putting his phone back into his pocket as he stood up.

You couldn’t help the blush and smile that spread across your face at his offer, that just meant you got to spend more time with him, you’d fill up Nekoma’s water bottles any day if it meant more time with Kenma.

Kenma was quiet as you talked about everything and anything as you guys walked towards the water fountains.

It wasn’t that he was ignoring you, rather, his head was consumed by thoughts of you. He wanted to voice his feelings, he could only assume that you liked him too, from the way you acted around him, the way you treated him.

Even though you guys were apart for years, it felt like you had never left his side. Everything was familiar, everything was comfortable, he liked that, he liked that a lot.

“- As much as I admire and respect my senpais, it’s just not fair that they want me to teach those two on top of babysitting them and -”

“Y/n.” Kenma interrupted your animated storytelling, his slender fingers gently grabbing at your hand that held a water bottle.

You looked up at him in surprise.

Why…. why was he looking at you like that? You could feel heat beginning to creep up into your cheeks, your stomach twisting with butterflies.

Kenma’s piercing eyes bore into your own, there was a softness to them, but there was also a hardened look of determination.

“What’s wrong?” You asked quietly, placing the water bottle down and you turned your body towards him completely.

He grasped both of your hands in his, eyes flickering down to stare at them before they softly trailed up your arms until they rested gently on top of your shoulders.

“Do you like me?” he asked, peering down at you.

“W-What are you talking about?” you asked nervously, eyes flickering away from his intense gaze. “O-Of course I like you Kenma, you’re my best -”

“That’s not what I mean.” He cut you off. “If you don’t like me then you can push me away, but I’m not going to hold back anymore.”

“What do you mean hold back -”

Oh.

He was kissing you. Kenma’s lips were surprisingly soft and slightly cold, but they fit perfectly against your own. The kiss was lingering and gentle, hesitant almost.

But it was your first kiss.

Your first kiss with your best friend, your crush since childhood, your first love. It was… it was perfect.

This was perfect.

All too soon he pulled away, taking a small step back to give you some space.

Both of your faces flushed.

Someone cleared their throat loudly, causing you guys to jump further away from each other.

“I was wondering what was taking you guys so long.” Kuroo grinned wickedly. “If I would have known you guys were sucking face, I wouldn’t have come.”

“Shut up Kuroo.” Kenma scowled.

“So… did you guys finally confess to each other?” he asked, ignoring him completely.

“Y/n is mine.” Kenma said simply, finishing up the last water bottle, grabbing your hand gently and tugging you away. “Since you’re here Kuroo you can take the water bottles back to the gym.”

A soft giggle escaped your lips as he tugged you away, causing a small smile to erupt on his face.

“Damn you Kenma!” Kuroo yelled out.

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harrywritingsbyme · 4 years

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Did nobody ask n. 28 on the list????????? “Ruin me then” THIS WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD SMUT COME ON

I Couldn’t come up with a title again…so the one with some VERY HOT morning sex

A/N: SMUT, SMUT, SMUT 🥵🥵🥵 and very descriptive. You've been warned.

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28. “Ruin Me Then”

Harry was always an early riser. He always got up a bit earlier than you in the morning. Four days out of the week he got up to go workout, the other days he got up early and started cooking breakfast for the both of you, or he’d decide to have an extended cuddle with you. This morning, he decided to stay up, and just looked at you. It did cross his mind that this was borderline stalker-ish behavior but he didn’t care, Harry just enjoyed looking at you. Granted, he looked at you everyday. But it was something about looking at you in your most innocent and relaxed state that he loved. He loved how you almost looked angelic. When the thought crossed his mind, he chuckled a bit at his thought. Thinking back at how less than 12 hours ago, you were on your knees between his spread legs with his cock down your throat. Almost instantly he feels his cock begin to swell at the thought. Harry loved the fact that he was slowly but surely chipping away at your halo. That’s when all of the unchaste thoughts flooded into his mind. His mind took him to all the times he had you on your knees in front of him, hands wrapped in your hair, pushing his swollen cock into your mouth. How not until recently you were able to take all of him down your throat. The way you gagged around his cock when he thrusted into your wet mouth. How you’d be panting with strings of saliva dripping down your chin when he’d pull your off of him. How you’d get teary eyed when he’d hold your head down on his cock. Even how he’d shoot his cum into your mouth and sometimes it’d overflow out of the corner of your mouth. And how you’d swallow every last drop like the good girl you were. His mind then went to how much he loved your cunt. You never failed to amaze him when you took all of him inside of you. He remembers when you had sex together for the first time. How he stretched your walls to fit his thick cock inside of you. How you were thrashing your head against the pillows, gripping onto any fabric you could to ease the sting of the stretch. Even how he had to take it easy too because nothing could compare to how tight you were around him. Even to this day, after countless poundings he gave you, your walls continued to squeeze around him perfectly, milking every last drop of cum out of him, resulting in him flooding your walls with his warm cum. It didn’t help that you always begged for him to paint your walls with his cum either. You also never failed to amaze him when it came to how you tasted. Especially how sweet you were, and how your juices just flowed out of you into his mouth and down his chin. How he’d suck on your soft clit, and you would try to close your legs around his head from the sensation.

It was as if your entire being was a drug. A drug that Harry was completely addicted to.

By now, Harry was painfully hard and he didn’t know how long he would last until his cock would just burst. He’s suddenly broken out of yhis thoughts when he feels you moving next to him. He sees you starting to come out of your sleep and he lifts himself up to rest on his forearm next to you. He starts to stroke the side of your face to coax you out of your sleep.

“Morning sweet girl” he whispers, smiling down at you

“Morning” you reply softly, through your slightly sore throat.

“You need some water baby?” Hearing the slight roughness in your voice. You shake your head no and you pull yourself up to him, pressing your lips onto his. You pull him by his waist between your legs. Your arms move up to his neck and you pull him further on top of you. You continue to smear your lips against his, loving the way his warm tongue slipped between your lips. You manage to flip the both of you over so that you’re on top of him. You pull your lips away and you sit directly on his clothed bulge. You hear Harry groan when you sit on his cock, and you decide to tease him a bit. You start to move your hips against his and you can feel the large bump in his boxers rubbing against the now dampening spot in your panties. Your movements comes to a halt when Harry plants a firm grip on your ass. He then sits up pulling you higher onto his lap, pressing your center directly on his clothed and hard cock.

“Y’want daddy’s cock baby” he asks looking down your tank top at your breasts.

“Mhm”

“Use your words sweet girl” he leans into you and softly reprimands, biting at the sensitive area below your ear.

“Yes daddy” you manage to get out, needing him to do something to you already.

“M’gonna ruin yeh” he growls in your ear, almost as a warning.

“Ruin me then” you say lowly, almost shaking in anticipation.

Next thing you knew you were thrown on your back, with your head close to the edge of the bed, Harry ripping your panties off, and spreading your legs as wide as possible. He lays flat against the bed and pulls you right into his mouth. Your hands quickly fly to his hair, and you feel his tongue licking up and down your folds, lapping up all of your juices. Harry then dives deeper into you, licking into your folds, the tip of his tongue prodding at your entrance tasting your sweet nectar. If he could, Harry would eat you out all day long. But right now, he was on a mission; a mission to make you cum as many times as he could. You feel one of his hands reach up towards your chest, taking claim on one of your breast and his lips latch onto your clit. Your hips begin to lift up from the bed and your legs start to close around his head, with your heels digging into his back.

“Keep y’legs open or daddy won’t let you cum” he grumbles taking his other hand and pushing your legs apart again. He then dives back in, suckling on your sensitive clit. He removes his grip from your thigh and he shoves it into his boxers. He tried to get some type of release from digging his hips into the bed but it just wasn’t cutting it for him. He wraps his hand around his throbbing cock to relieve some of the pressure. Harry groans at the slight pleasure, along with how delicious you tasted. Not to mention the sounds that were leaving your mouth above him.

“M’gonna cum” you whimper above him. It only makes him go deeper and harder into you. His mouth abandons your clit and he pushes his tongue back into your folds. That does it for you. You completely fall apart on his tongue, your juices pouring out of you and right into his mouth.

“Now y’know why I call yeh sweet girl” Harry grumbles moving up from your pussy. He removes the hand from his cock and he places both of his hands on your breasts through your thin top. He brings his mouth down close to yours and he slots his lips between your parted ones. Immediately, his tongue is swiping against yours, allowing you to taste yourself in his mouth. His mouth leaves yours and he pulls your top off before attaching his lips onto your pebbled nipples. He continues like this before flipping you onto your stomach. He pulls your hips up and he presses his clothed cock against your pussy. He pulls his hips away, only to snap them back into you.

“Daddy” you whine needing him to just shove his cock into you already. He pulls you both further onto the bed, positioning you so that your upper body was flat against the bed with your ass up towards him. He shoves his boxers down his thighs and his noticeably swollen cock springs out. He pulls away from you, leaning down to your center and he licks a wide stripe up your pussy, all the way to your ass. He swirls his tongue around the tight ring of muscles before coming back up.

“Now m’gonna fuck this pretty little pussy of yours” he looks down at your ready figure and he pushes into you.

“Fuck” you squeal, feeling him going all the way in. Your eyes roll into the back of your head when you feel the head of his cock pressing into the deepest part of you. He then starts to thrust into you, pushing his cock deep into you over and over again. His thrusts begin to get harder and faster. The only sounds in the room are the pants leaving your mouths, and the sound of your skin slapping against his. Harry then presses your entire body into the bed. He spreads your ass apart and he slams his hips into yours, watching his cock slam in and out of you.

“Fuck” Harry yells out. “Feel so good around me angel” he growls gripping you harder. He thrusts into you once more before pulling out of you. He turns you onto your back and pushes your thighs apart and up towards your chest. He wastes no time in pushing back into you at full force. He watches your mouth hang open at the feeling of his cock slamming into you. He drops your thighs back into the bed and he wraps both hands around your neck, pressing both of his thumbs into your throat. You close your eyes, loving how his hands felt around your neck.

“Keep em open baby. Daddy needs t’see those pretty eyes” he pants, tapping one of his hands to your cheek. Once you open your eyes, his hands go back to your neck. Harry starts to slow his hips down. He crouches over your body and he smears his lips against yours, swallowing all of your moans. And out of nowhere his hips speed up, his skin slapping harshly against yours.

“Fuck daddy,” you whimper. Your whimpers simmer down to moans when his thrusts slow down. Only for them to speed up again. He smirks down at you, enjoying the sight of you falling apart again beneath him. After two orgasms you were done for, completely tired out, but Harry had other plans. What he did next gave you a little bit more energy to keep going.

Harry pins your hands above your head and he pushes himself up your body. You already knew what to do next. You open your mouth and he pushes his cock into your mouth. He leans over you and he begins to thrust his hips into your face. The head of his cock continuously presses against the back of your throat, causing you to gag around him. Harry pulls out of your mouth, and moves back to eye level. He transfers his grip on both of your hands to one and his free hand goes back to your throat.

“Y’like havin’ daddy’s cock in your mouth baby” he teases, slightly tightening his grip on you.

“Mhm” you whimper to him, not being able to form any words. He releases the grip on your throat and he gives a few light taps to the side of your face. He then gives you one of the filthiest kisses he’s ever given you. He immediately licks into your mouth, swallowing all of your moans. His hand migrates back down to your throat and he pulls away from you. Since you’re lips are still parted, he takes the opportunity to spit into your mouth, to which you immediately swallow. He moves back up your body and you stick your tongue out for his cock. He chuckles at your eagerness and he pushes back in. He continues in this pattern a little while longer. Thrusting his cock into your mouth, then kissing you. He pulls his cock from your mouth one final time and strings of your saliva are smeared against your chin and chest. You feel him pin your head against the bed, and he sloppily kisses you. Harry pulls away from you and he looks at your fucked out face. You then stick your tongue out, telling him that you wanted more.

“Greedy little thing aren’t yeh.” He spits into your mouth once more and he moves up your body again. “Y’know what t’do” he pants, slightly crouching above your head and you suck one of his balls into your mouth. You knew how much Harry loved it when you sucked on his balls. You also knew how much Harry enjoyed it when your mouth moves a little bit lower and you lick the area between his ass and his balls. He stopped jerking his cock above you when he felt your mouth moved lower.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck” Harry practically growls above you. He grips onto the headboard tightly, the feeling of your tongue moving around the most sensitive area on his body was so intense that it sent shockwaves through him. You continue to lick around the area and you hear his labored moans and whimpers above you. Then you grip onto his still very hard, very red cock and you jerk him off. You hear his uncontrollable moans and he grasps onto one of your breasts to hold himself up. He lets you do this a little longer before pulling away from you. He falls onto the bed next to you and he taps his thigh for you to ride him. You climb up onto his lap and you sink down onto his cock. You start to bounce on him, dropping your hips onto his over and over.

“Fuck” you whimper feeling him going deeper into you than before.

“I know y’can give me one more” Harry pants, lifting his hips up meet yours. You throw your head back and you feel him thrusting up into you even harder. He starts to rub at your clit, coaxing you into another release. He’s been holding his own release in for a little while now, wanting to cum with you in the end. “C’mon baby, cum f’me” he chants feeling you begin to tighten up around him.

“Oh my god” you shout feeling your third release coming. You finally cum when you feel Harry twitch inside of you. He stops your movements by firmly holding your hips down.

“Fuck” he shouts, reaching a toe curling, and seismic orgasm. You then feel his warm cum flood into your pussy. You collapse onto Harrys chest and the both of you lay against each other in post orgasmic bliss. You then sit up and you kiss the corner of his mouth.

“That was a nice way to start the day” you smile down at him.

“Yeah, who needs the gym when I have you” he chuckles, wrapping his arms around your back.

“Didn’t think you had all of that in you” you tease, wriggling your arm from his grasp and you brush some of the sweaty curls from his face.

“There’s a lot more where that came from” he smirks, suggesting that he may have more you haven’t seen yet.

“Well I’d very much like to see more” you close in on his lips.

“Well you are just gonna have to wait” he mumbles against your lips.

“What if I can’t wait” you prod, trying to get some type of reaction out of him.

“Then daddy’s gonna have to punish you” he curtly says, already knowing the game you’re playing.

“What if I want to be punished”

“I don’t think you’d like the punishment I’d give you” he smirks knowing that his punishment would leave you sore for days.

“What would you do?” You continue

“That’s for me to know and you to hopefully not find out.” He puts an end to your little game, and presses a quick peck to your lips. “Only bad girls get punished. And you’re a good girl right?”

“Maybe I don’t want to be a good girl” you whisper, pulling yourself off of his now softened cock. You leave Harry in bed and you waddle to the bathroom. Not only being a bit sore from your previous activities, but also having a stream of Harrys cum beginning to gush out of you.

“Y’need help baby” Harry smirks behind you, watching you struggle to the bathroom. You hear his snickers behind you and you roll your eyes. You don’t verbally respond to his antics, you just flip him the finger and you make your way into the bathroom. You turn on the shower and you heat the water the way you and Harry like it.

“Are you coming or what” you shout out towards the bedroom, stepping into the steaming cabin. You hear his heavy footsteps coming towards the bathroom and he joins you in the shower.

“I guess round two in the shower then?” He chuckles pulling you into him.

“Yeah, something like that” you smirk, sinking down onto your knees in front of him.

“What am I going to do with you?” he groans, wrapping his hands in your hair.

Maybe Harry didn’t have to do that much chipping at your halo, maybe your halo was already gone.

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venomous-ko · 3 years

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Wine Drunk while watching Godzilla vs Kong

Some major spoilers up ahead!

Mans really just annoyed the shit out of his coworker until he left so he could hack shit, huh?...I love it! 🤣🤣

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You mean to tell me that the explanation for why Godzilla attacked the one tech company site by the dude who studied Kaiju communication and behavior for a living is just, “sometimes people (and creatures) change”???? Like some dumbass justifying a toxic person/relationship??? Like excuse me???? Why are the literal teenagers making more sense than you?????

Also, we’re all in agreement that this facility is either housing Ghidora’s dead head, Mecha Godzilla, or Mecha Ghidora, right?!?

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Lol! “Apex Cybernetics!” That’s not foreshadowing! 🤣

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Apparently, I didn’t get my fill of white nonsense from Falcon and Winter Soldier, bc someone decided to put this blonde-hair-blue-eyed little bitch in charge! That’s not ganna go wrong somehow. 🙃😑👀

Like this bitch literally wanted to send a fucking child into unexplored hollow earth territory without a second thought! 🙃🙃🙃🙃 I was literally like 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 for that entire convo.

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I’m sorry! This conspiracy man just met these teenagers, and his first impulse was, “yeah, theses seem like some good people to break into a tech conglomerate with!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Why are these people surprised Kong knows sign language? These are people who study Kaiju (and presumably other animals in order to draw conclusions about certain behaviors) for a fucking living!!! We have primate species that recognize and communicate in sign language already! Why is this surprising???!?! Like...has NO ONE except this precious child tried this????

Also, nothing bad better happen to this child.

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That ship literally fucked around, and Godzilla let it find out! Lmao!

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Kong: Hey, Godzilla...look at me...

Godzilla: >:[

Kong: ...bitch.

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Precious girl: Thank you, friend 🧏🏽‍♀️

Kong: ☺️😴

THIS GIRL IS TOO PRECIOUS!!!!

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Bitch-ass White Man: How’s Kong with heights?

BITCH, you really ganna try that?!?! You really think you ganna find any aircraft(s) that are ganna be able to support all that weight?? Never mind any other problems with Kong trying to nope the fuck out of that situation and all kind of other hosts of problems!

And if you do somehow have one (or multiple) WHY TF DIDN’T YOU USE THAT BEFORE KNOWING FULL AND WELL YOU RAN THE RISK OF GODZILLA MERCING KONG’S ASS IF YOU TRAVELED VIA SHIP!?!?!?!

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Down the Hell Naw tunnel we go!

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“I think it’s romantic,”

I fucking love Millie Bobbie Brown’s character!! 🤣❤️🤣

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WHY IS THIS TEENAGER SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY OMG!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“This is page one in the ‘Playing God’ handbook, right?”

I’ve decided I love this character! 🤣

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WHY YOU GETTING INSIDE THAT THING—Oh god! 😨 Why y’all got eggs!?!? This is like if Weyland-Yutani succeeded in getting Xenomorphs! 😬

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Oop! Locked in! THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T HIDE OUT IN MYSTERIOUS ROOMS!!!!

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Oh shit! Apex Cybernetics think they on that Wakanda shit now!

Also, why was that one Apex Cybernetics bitch bitching about how one of those HEAV crafts could power Vagas for a week if y’all clearly have a whole network or transportation using this tech!

And I never understood how tech companies kept that shit to world domination shit! Build a public transportation system with that shit! Boss man said he likes ideas that make him rich! Pretty sure that would do the trick!

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WINE BREAK!!!

Saving the rest of the last bottle for coking Gumbo, so gotta open up a new bottle

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Aw, Kong is so sick of this bullshit! 😂😭

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“It’s not working”

Bruh! Give it more that two seconds!

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HOW DARE Y’ALL USE KONG’S LOSS AGAINST HIM!!!! HOW DARE Y’ALL!!!

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HEAV go Brrrrrrr Shoooooooooooom!!!!

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LMAO!!! Monarch has their own brand of bottled water!?!?! Idk why that amuses me so much!

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This hallow earth portal thing is some Pacific Rim bullshit right here, lol!

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NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

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Are we...are we really Ice Age: Dawn of Dinosaur-ing this shit rn??? 😂😂😂

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“It’s beautiful,”

Of course it’s beautiful! No hoomins have touched it! Lol

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Y’ALL GOT FUCKIN DRAGONS IN THIS BITCH!?!?!?!!! 8D YO!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!

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*marvels at the creature creation ideas*

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Kong’s first thought: *nom the dragon guts*

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THE ROCK HAND OMG IM GANNA CRY!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 It’s the same gesture the Precious Girl did OMG!!!!

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“We going in?”

“Yeah”

The BALLS on this child!

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“AAAAHH 😐”

*fear*

LMAO!!!!! I’M FUCKIN WHEEZING!!!

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“Sacrifice Pit”

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

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I KNEW IT!!!! MECHA-GODZILLA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD

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YO PACIFIC RIM RAN SO MECHA-GODZILLA COULD FUCKIN SPRINT!!!!!!!!

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YO IT’S A GOOD THING I AIN’T SEEING THIS IN THEATERS BC I’D BE FLIPPING MY SHIT!!!!

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“Humanity, once again, will be the apex species,”

THERE it is!

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Why Mecha-Godzilla so skeeny?!? He need ta be thicc if he ganna take down REAL Godzilla!

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*Ryan Bergera conspiracy voice* Is this the real reason Kong was contained!? So this douche could snatch up Skull Crawlers without Kong intervention???

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OH SHIT!!! I think this thing is emitting alpha waves (or whatever we’re calling it) and THAT’s what set Godzilla off!!! He fought Ghidorah, heard this shit and went, “Nu-uh, bitch! NOT AGAIN!!!”

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Monarch dude: Yo, Godzilla’s headed to Hong Kong for some reason?

FUCKIN CALLED IT!!!

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This look like the door to fuckin General Grievous’s lair,da fuq?!? 🤣🤣🤣

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I got waaay too emotional over that handprint, y’all! 😭😭😭

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Y’all, the fucking art history major in me is fuckin screaming at this temple scene! The fact that some of these Kaiju not only had the urge and drive and capacity to build a fucking temple around this power source or some shit and create weapons like the axe that Kong just fucking Excalibured the shit out of that one skull crawler’s skull fucking implies the fact that there is intelligent civilization amongst these fucking Kaiju and all that shit! I want to know more about this shit! Take that you fucking racist-ass white historian motherfuckers!

(Note: I definitely needed to use talk to text for much of this bit, because there was no way I was going to be able to contain all my excitement in just typing, alone, lmao)

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BRUH!!! Why y’all exiting g the HEAV without no breathing apparatus or lead suits or nothing!?!?! In previous movies, y’all implied that these Kaiju lived in environments in which their environments were hella radioactive compared to our own!!!

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Kong is s the true heir to the iron throne, Lmao!

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FUCKING CALLED IT!!!! THEY HAD GHIDORA’S REMAINS IN THERE SOMEWHERE!!!!

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OH FUCK!!!! Y’ALL AINT JUST SENDING OUT ALPHA VIBES WITH YOUR MECHA-GODZILLA!!!! YOU SOMEHOW USING GHIDORA’S HIVE MIND OR TELEPATHY SHIT TO DO IT!?!?!?! AAAWWWWW SHEEEEEET!!! Y’ALL ARE BONED NOW!!!! FUCKIN BONEROWNED!!!!

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Godzilla! My bruh! My dude! You didn’t HAVE TO get up right where that bridge was!!! 😂😂 Ya douche bag!!!

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At the same time, tho, I can just hear him going, “Ah! FUCK! NOT AGAIN!!! Sunova bitch!! Motherfuckin!! STOP BUILDING sHIT SO DAMN HIGH!!! Goddammit!”

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You know, with all the Bright twinkly lights in Hong Kong, I can’t help but think of the sequel to the original Gojira movie ( that I can’t remember the title of ,rn) where he was fucking triggered by fucking lights. And I wonder if this little scene where he’s stomping all through Hong Kong is a tribute to that or whatever. But I’m probably overthinking it.

[Sober Edit: it was Godzilla Raids Again]

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*GASP* HOLY SIHIIIT!!! The axe is made out of Godzilla skute!?!?! GOLY BALLS THAT’S NOT ONLY COOL BUT CONTRIBUTES MORE TO THE FACT THAT THESE KAIJU (likely Kong’s species, in particular) WERE REALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT AMD TJOUGHT, “Imma beat this muthafucka with their own spiky thing! Bc that’s what screws us over, so, why WOULD’nt it hurt them!?!” I need SO MUCH MORE of this Kaiju/Kong culture studied and shit! HOLY FUCK!!!

It even fucking glows!! Like ... they managed to fucking piece together that its glow was a fucking warning sign like Sting or some shit!!!! Holy fuck!!!!

Also, how does that work? How are the skutes still connected even after dismemberment???

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NO FUCKIN WAY WRE YOU—AAAAAAAAHHH!!! Excalibur that shit my boi!!!!

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I FUCKIN LOVE YHIS MOVIE HOLY SHIT!!!

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“ that’s Apex property now,”

Excuse me bitch! Are we really not gonna listen to the scientist who saying “hey we don’t understand the shit out of this fucking power! Maybe we should hold off on taking some fucking samples!”

Are we really just gonna ignore that shit???????

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Kong said: TRY ME BITCH!!!!

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Oh thank the GODS this Serizawa dude is taking precautions like his old man! Also, what is his relation to Ken Watanabe’s Serizawa!?!?!

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UH OH!! SOLDIER DUDES GETTIN ATE!!!

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OH SHIT!!! PILOT JUST GOT ATE!!! FUCKIN DRAGON BASEMENT UP IN THIS SHIT!!!

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BITCH YOU REALLY GON THROW A ROCK AT IT!!! FUCKIN NONSENSE OF THIS BITCH!!!

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LOVE AND FITE ME ENERGY IS STORED IN THE ATOMIC BREATH

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“Shoot him!”

WHY!!!???!! He literally had NO problem with you before then!!!

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Why does white man who don’t know anything about this vehicle suddenly know how to pilot this shit!???!?!!!!!

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Y’all love had SO MUCH wine!

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The FUCK this dude got a flip flop phone for!!!?!????!!!?

Da fuq!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah that’s the most unrealistic part of this entire fucking movie! Not the fuckin Kaiju robots. Not the fucking hollow earth bullshit! The fucking flip phone! LMFAO!!!!

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“Maintenance! I’M MAINTENANCE!!! This bitch ain’t buying it”

That made me laugh WAY FUCKIN harder that it should have!!!!

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Y’all really ganna try to shoot at a kid!?! REALLY!?!?!??!

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GAWD, I’m so glad I impulse bought these oatmeal bites from Dominos! 🤤😋

[Sober Edit: I have no idea how my autocorrect managed to convert “Parmesan” to “oatmeal,” but okay! 😆😅]

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Kong be like, “Hey, bitch!!! You lookin’ for me!?!?”

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Find you a partner that bites your neck like Godzilla does! Lmao!

Sorry, I’ll be crawling back into my hell hole, now.

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EAT YOUR FOOKIN VEGETABLES GODZILLA!!!!!

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Did Godzilla just axe throw with his fuckin teefs!!!????!?!?!

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THIS IS THE FOOKIN MONSTER VS MONSTER FIGHTS IVE BEEN CRAVING SINCE KING OF THE MONSTERS HOLY SHIT!!!!

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“Really? Groupies, again?”

First of all, again!?! What happened last time???

Secondly, where tf are YOUR grpupies, asshole! No need to judge! Ya cunt!

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“There can only be one alpha,”

Really! You really gotta bring your toxic masculinity into a fuckin monster fight, my dude!?!

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Kong said, “Yeet! YEET SELF!!!”

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I am living for the feral fight scenes!!!!

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Kong’s expression , tho! 🤣🤣🤣

Like, “Can you ducking NOT, Godzilla?!? Can you, like, fucking chill??!!? Aight, fine! ASDASHKLSDJKLDZJL ADKLKDZDJ!!!!!!”

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Awwwww! Godzilla let Kong go, bc he knows what it’s like to be the last of his species! 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

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“This is how we [...] win!”

Oh, honey, you ‘bout to die! Lmao! 😂

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Oh god! I knew he was going to use the sign for “coward” at the most inappropriate time! Lmao! At least the Precious Girls is smart enough to know what Dumbass White Man means, lol

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Oh, thank god we do t see this dumbass in any sequels!

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Dammit, he escaped!

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This girl is too good!

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Did y’all really think you were ganna break into a semi-sentient Mecha-Godzilla by GUESSING ITS FUCKING PASSWORD!!?!?!?!!!!???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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YEAH!!!! TEAM-UP COMING THROUGH!!!!!

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“I was hoping to die with adults, but that’s okay,”

🤣🤣🤣

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“I’VE GOT TO DIE WITB YOU AND SOBER!!?!?!”

GOD, I love this movie!!!!

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OOOOOOHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱 He powering up the axe!!!!!

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YOOOOOO KONG WENT PREDATOR/YOUTJA ON MECHA-GODZILLA’s ASS!!!!

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Kong said, “I’m done, y’all! Imma take a nap!”

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“Dad. Uh...Bernie.”

I fucking love Bernie!!! 😂😂😂😂

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JIA NOOOO!!! Don’t go running between two disgruntled Kaiju bby!!

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Yo, why do monsters have less toxic masculinity than we do??? Lol!

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Yaaaaaay! Kong has a new home!!

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WELP!!! I fucking loved this movie, and I highly recommend it to everyone!!!

#SPOILERS #Godzilla #godzilla vs kong #King Kong #kaijuverse #my posts #my drunk ass #godzilla vs kong spoilers

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bellwitchfaggot · 2 years

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started chatting with this really nice long haired dude who caame up to me which is wierd becaus e my friends call me intimidating ( :( ) but he's nice i like him. gonna eat him alive hehe

No no no its ok im loving yhis feel free to send me shit like this whenever. Im about to pass out but still uh. Yeah long haired dudes try to talk to me at the bar all the time and im like the things I would do if I wasn't chock full of an inability to socialize with others and get to know others at anything more than a snails pace and also if I wasn't afraid of acknowledging hot people in public. I hope you get to eat him alive

#genuinely the fact that every single one of my friends is like extremely hot is like the most stressful shit in the world #sometimes if one of my friends looks at me softly for too long im like im literally going to ghost you now.#asks #anonymous

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krolock-in-the-snowlock · 4 years

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Part 2 - Broadway’s Dance of the Vampires Commentary

Act 2

• And here we are again, after taking a week or two to recover from act 1

• I have no idea what’s going to happen but I’m gonna finish what I started, no matter what it takes

• Ok the video is ready, I don’t think I am but here we go

• Ok well the opening music was more like titanic than tanz

• Ooh ok we have lots of vague figures on stairs, probably vampires but it’s hard to tell with the 480p video quality

• Hmmm are we having a reprise of totale finsternis?

• That staircase is looking

• Glad to see the audience is cracking up again at the use of total eclipse of the heart

• Those couple guys are having a great time

• They’re like

• haHAAA

• Good for them

• Glad someone’s enjoying this

• I would be annoyed that this whole thing is seen as funny when the original scene is really cool but hey this whole thing is just one big old parody so what could I expect

• Distancing myself from it by calling it a parody is the only thing getting me through thiis

• I don’t think they’re using all the same lyrics as total eclipse so at least there’s that

• But the lyrics are too romancey and soppy ugh

• Michael your singing is actually quite nice aside from the hint of giovannui at the edges of your words

• ARE THEY NOT DOING THE HARMONIES

• NO

• The harmonies are the best part of the song noooo

• And I think his voice would probably harmonise quite well

• And he ISN’T SINGING TURN AROUND WITH THE BACKING SINGERS

• wHY

• there was no dramatic krolock walking down the staircase slowly

• but then again I don’t think giovanni could do that

• he’d probably trip on the second step, crash down the stairs and be like I’m a-fine! Hee hee!

• Oh

• Oh no

• I think they are doing harmonies but they’re just

• Wrong

• So wrong

• Or maybe good ol’ giovanni has just forgotten the key he’s supposed to be singing in

• Entirely possible

• I don’t think giovanni would particularly care about the rules of music

• Oh giovanni is literally just like come to the gates of hell with me and sarah seems chill with iy

• She’s singing along

• She’a having a good time

• NOOO they harmonised poorly during the verse where there should be no harmonies but they sTILL WON’T HARMONISE IN THE CHORUS

• I HATE IT

• -22/10 would not listen again

• But then that sums up the whole musical tbh

• The phrase ‘hold me tight’ should not be in this song

• Wrong vibes my friends

• This fails the vibe check

• Oh no they’re attempting a couple of the original harmonies

• 2 lines in and it’s not going well

• ???????

• Wait

• They’re both singing harmonies for sarah’s line but NOBODY IS SINGING SARAH’S LINE

• Sarah sing your own part

• What r u doing

• Sarah

• This is horrible pls stop

• Once again the staging is mostly just the two pigeons again

• Except the squawking is more evenly split between the two

• Back and forth

• Wait

• Hmm

• There appears to be either a cult or aa group of monks (is there a name for that? A flock of pigeons, a murder of crows, a prayer of monks?) gathering in the backgroubd

• Did nobody tell them yhis room was taken

• Or maybe sarah and giovanni didn’t book the room

• Maybe it’s just turned midnight and their hour is up

• Someone check the dramatic staircase room booking sheet pls

• Ok ok but there’s nothing you can do, a total eclipse of the heart??

• The whole point is that sarah is trying to choose to be free and make her own choices

• If there’s nothing she can do then that sort of defeats the purpose

• Oh wait yeah this sarah wasn’t locked up

• Never mind

• None of this makes sense anyway

• Really missing krolock’s cape rn

• Nothing looks as good without it

• If giovanni had a cape he might even make it from a -13/10 to nearly a 1/10

• Oh the cult is following giovanni

• Maybe he invited them..?

• Having that many candles on the stairs cab’t be practical

• And tbh is frankly quite dangerous if u ask me

• …and once again we end with some undeservinf applause

Round 4: the boys are back in town

• Ah here comes alfred with his self-narration

• Did he just lightly crack the fourth wall..?

• Oh god and the vampire hunting squad is joined by giovanni ‘buonasera’ von krolock

• Ew did he just say scrumptious? That word should be spoken by grannies and posh mothers alone

• I love how he’s just sat in a throne in the middle of nowhere

• Is this outside his castle? Inside? Somewhere else entirely? We may never know

• Oh sorry I stand corrected it appears I have been incorrectly naming giovanni this whole time

• His full name appears to be count giovanni coppolini travancoli von krolock (or something along those lines) of the sicilian side of the family

• Albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore anyone?

• I just.

• Why is he italian

• Krolock does not sound remotely italian

• Do vampires have a connection to italy?

• If so I am not aware

• Once again, I must ask: why is 75% of the staging of this musical just people stood at opposite ends of the stage facing each other

• Those bats look like family? I guess they would

• Oh my god why is alfred threatening giovanni

• I guess nobody’s gonna be pretending not to know what the others are

• Which gets straight to the point I suppose

• While not necessarily good at self-preservation, alfred sure is efficient

• But maybe too efficient because we still have an hour left to go

• This version of alfred is like a chihuahua with small dog sydrome yapping at a bigger dog, excpet giovanni is only slightly bigger than him and is probably a flea-infested chinese crested dog dressed in a halloween costume from wish.com

• …piccolo alfredo.

• This scene is really bringing out the offensively fake italian in giovanni

• WHY. IS. HE. OFFERING. ALFRED. A. SPONGE. SHAPED. LIKE. A. PENIS

• WHY IS HE MAKING IT GO FLACCID EWWWW NOOO

• I NEED EYE AND BRAIN BLEACH

• Are they saying… erbert..?

• Oh yay he’s french

• Quick tip, directors: the french would not pronounce the t either unless you added an e at the end (I think)

• Also e is more like air rather than er from what I remember

• So really it would be airbair??

• Which is stupid

• Tl;dr: do not make him french and still call him herbert

• Oh and herbert wearing bright blue? No thx I prefer his purple sparkles and black

• His hair and wig aren’t even done well *sigh* herbert would hate this

• See giovanni made a joke and the audience clearly liked it but I could not catch a word of what he said

• Oh god this herbert is wrong

• Herbert never actually speaks to krolock in tanz

• Which tbh is a shame but i prefer it over… whatever this is…

• Huh so it is set in transylvania, giovanni and airbear are just italian and french bc y not

• Neat

• Cool cool cool

• Wait so they were in the library the whole time???????

• I’m so confused rn

• Why does his library have a coffee bar..? you know what, never mind

• Ah ambronsius is clearly about to sing his book song

• …or maybe not? Giovanni is apparently trying to seduce him too..?

• The staging is a bit like vor dem schloss

• It’s the right time for it but who knows

• And one of the first decent harmonies of the musical is a line between giovanni and ambronsius singing about books bc apparently this is a book club now

• Oh no is koukol called boris

• If it isn’t boris johnson I’m gonna be disappointed (or relieved)

• Apparently the throne just glides backwards

• Like a magic carpet exceot it doesn’t leave the ground so i suppose actually more like a chair with wheels, which is much less exciting

• That didn’t deserve a clap

• I can’t figure out if they’re being open about their intentions or not because they seem to change their minds every 10 seconds

• There’s suddenly a bed?

• Oh god ok let’s see if they mess up carpe noctem

• Well the music is for an entirely different song so this will be interesting

• Hmm ok it is that completly different song

• Is that airbear..?

• Or alfred #2?

• Bc it should be krolock singing that song but idek

• At least we get a cape and mostly good singing

• Ah here we go

• Carpe noctem looking its usual weird self

• oH GOD NOT ITS USUAL SELF

• I do not remember winged demons dancing on the bed in the original

• But hey there’s more capes

• Something to be grateful for

• I’m really not sure what’s going on here

• Oh ok I can finally see the dream krolock

• He’s doing all those jumps in a suit rather than shirtless with leggings so he looks a little less cool sorry to him

• But yh i still have no idea who is singing the main vocals

• And it’s over

• Ha alfred lowkey looks like brian david gilbert in that one bit

• Sorry alfred your i’m scared but i’m gonna do this for sarah song isn’t quite as sweet when you’re super confident

• One thing i never understood was how ambronsius slept through alfred’s singing

• Ah it appears he did not

• He’s hugging ambronsius..?

• Does he do that in the original?

• Ha ha very funny professor sibilance and homovampiricus

• Oh and alfred happily just whacks chagal on the head nice nice totally in character

• The coffins are empty???

• Why is chagal in a nice coffin

• Where does giovanni sleep

• I guess in his floating mansion of a coffin

• If anything herbert would have that

• WHY IS MRS CHAGAL HERE

• WHY IS ALFRED EAGER TO KILL CHAGAL

• Oh he’s finally turning magda

• ..and his wife?

• Apparently

• Are they in a polyamorous relationship now

• They will not all fit in that one coffin I’m sorry

• And here’s herbert

• Ew herbert is so cheap

• Like he was flirty in the original but this is ridiculous

• Ugh too many cheap gay jokes

• airbear is sO much worse than I could have imagined

• Huh maybe alfred is confirmed a little bi here

• Ok yeah alfred is definitely having his bi awakening here

• And at least the whole thing is a little more consensual here

• Oh yeah alfred’s bi as hell, he’s singing harmonies with airbear

• But he’s still trying to escape?

• I guess he is a bit confused

• Wait so airbear ended that thinking alfred wanted him? Different but more accurate to the events

• 40 minutes to go

• Mrs krolock is apparently a disguise he uses around sarah too? Ok

• Well the vampires are about to wake so this is where things really should start getting good but I’m sure they won’t

• I don’t like that one of them laughed

• I don’t think they’re even harmonising

• Lazy

• Ah ok here we go harmonies

• These are nice actually

• The lower part is louder than usual, which actually works quite nicely

• The vampires aren’t as jolty and creepy though

• Ew the guitar is bad

• What was that horrible whining between notes

• Oooh this should be sie irren professor

• Oh no, I guess giovanni has decided to bypass the threatening and has gone straight to physical assault

• There’s a prophecy? Alright then. Bit abrupt

• Dammit so they’re going straight into die unstillbare gier without sie irren professor

• Maybe it’s for the best… giovanni was never going to sound that threatening anyway

• Half an hour to go

• I can do this

• Let’s see how he massacres one of the best songs in the musical

• Also he’s starting the song at the front of the stage not the top, and it’s just weird

• When giovanni has been so comedic and dumb the whole time this song just won’t work

• …and the firsg two lines don’t rhyme… great start

• He has a cape though

• Pls I just want 1 cape swish

• Oh but the cape is pathetic

• Oh

• This song could have been good

• But the lyrics aren’t as good in places and he’s still got hints of giovanni’s stupid accent

• What a tragedy

• Well they’re giving a little more detail about his previous victims which is interesting at the very least

• The lyrics don’t have enough syllables

• And ugh they’re not very good either

• There are a few nice ones but most of them…

• I use my body just like a bandage, I use my body just like a wound

• And the prize for worst lyric yet goes to…

• And what makes it worse is that those replaced ich will frei und freier werden und werde meine ketten nicht los

• One of my favourite parts of the song

• And I just want to add that he’s barely moving too

• He doesn’t climb to the top and run down to collapse on the floor

• He just. Stands there.

• Like a badly dressed rock.

• Oh but the stage tilts now to form a straight wall

• So it’s not even like they couldn’t have the stage rise as he runs down

• They just left it raised for him to do nothing on and then got rid of it completely

• They replaced doch die with buuuuuut which does NOT work at all

• You need two syllables to separate the two notes

• This is awful

• They changed the tune a tiny bit which is fine I guess, not as satisfying though

• I just

• *sigh*

• His voice is good. With good lyrics and the original character, he could have done it really well

• I hate that potential was wasted

• Which, again, goes for the whole trainwreck of a musical

• I can’t make out all of the lyrics and I’m not sure if that’s a mild annoyance or a blessing

• Like, i have no idea what he said in the last little bit

• But hey that’s that

Part 3 - The Ball and Beyond

#tanz der vampire #dance of the vampires #ready for the final part?

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jinned · 4 years

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okay gang. let’s go (pls keep in mind i am #wasted and i love all the boys with my whole heart okie)

now most of my friends have PROBABLY heard that i used to bias more than jin before. at one point, i biased THREE members at once. becuase of the daily suffering i yeeted them to the bias wrecker zone and now i sit here comfortably, a jin stan

AND YET

what if i want to figure out the order of bias wreckers hmmmmmm

under cut is my in depth analysis (took me about 10 times to spell that right) of my bais wreckers and why they hold the spot they are in. we wont go in depth on jinnie today. we all know he’s ult. if i talk about him while drunk i’ll never shut up. yes these are in order

jin: hah BITCH u thought i couldnt talk about my main and leave him out??? ot7 hoe forever. jin is that friend you know will do anything to make u smile rght. and u really have to be friends for a while to learn when he needs help cause he’ll never say. and i love him so much. he’s so private and just wants tohers to be hapy but jin i want u happy too. he desreves the world okay. he deserves more lines and more camera time. he deserves to be in dramas like hee awnts. hes so talented?????? yhis voice makes me cry not gonna lie it’s so beautiful and he has so much raw talent like wtf where did u COME FROM. he’s so beautiful and humble and funny and wow how could u not want him as a best friend or boyfrind. 4am pancake mornings where teh kitchen a mess but we having fun. wishing on airplane type cute shit like that yes sign me up. hugs you so tight. body language is really improtant here okay like he mgith not verbally tell u somethin g but you can tell by how he acts using his body. he might hug u tigheter and longer than normal ad thats how u know youre his comfort and he just isn’t feeling 100%. he gives those sentimental gifts. llike hey u mentioned this one time like five years ago and i finally was able to get it for you or hey heres a personalized ting to remember that one time we spent together. lots of polaroids and comfy sweaters. pooring our hearts out to each other while sitting on the kitchen counters.he want sto go through what youre going through so you dont go through it alone. wil ltake the fall for you, hyp eyou up better than anyone and is slick about it. he makes u think that lvoe exists

jimin: there was once a time when i was platonically in love with jimin. i often said “in anothe r life i was probably ulting jimin” then i saw jimin in person at a concert. i left a changed womamm. he is so sexsy that i t physically hutrss me. like wtf how are u even real. once on my prevoius blog i posted begging for pink haired jimin. three days later. jimin had pink hari. i think we are connected by souls are something. he’s 363 days older than me. i understand him sm. am i hard stan or soft stan? no i’m really asking i cant figure it out. he’s so sexy but i also want him to be my best friend. the hnonesty that owuld come from him is something i really need. we would try new foods together and go get lost on purpose.

hoseok: my libra ass needs him to balance out my life. i see him and i smile so big. ovwer the years i have grown to understand hoseok a little bit ore and why he is the way he is and it made me soft soft. he so humble and talented and deserves so much love and recognitgion. the way he loves and cares for others is something i htink i nee dmore in a friend. he the type to hug you tight and cry with you. i like that. i apprecoiate that. he big softie and also so attractive like damn okay go off u relaly made like that and im here for it

namjoon: namjoon....imma start crying okay depe breath. namjoon was my first kpop bias ever. he the reason im even into bts and kpop in general. namjoon so sexy on like every aspect wtf. sexy brain. sexy body, sexy face. sexy talented. i ned break from u namjoon my heart just swells thinking of him. wow. namjoon is real person.namjoon give sm e hope. i want to hug him and feel those namtiddies irl u feel? i want to tel lnamjoon its okay to be urself. and to not be emjbarrassed. i love him so much and want to just pour all my love into him. he like older brother status. i never had an older brother but i imagine it would be like namjoon. comfort

yoongi: either my enemy or my best frined. cant tell. comfortable in each others presence, no nedd to talk. our talks alwasy deep and introspective. i want to talk about the world with him. i want to descover new hobbies with him. lets cuddle on the couch and watch documentaries. lowkey think he would be annoyed with me alot. but our love runs deep. that good wholesome friendship where we don’t talk everyday but whenever we see something and think of each other we send right away. that friendship that picks up where it left off. im soft soft yoongi stan. i see him and melt. i see a fool waiting to be exposed (read my fic chromatic to understand) lately he’s seemed so much happier and i legit cried one night thinking about it. i love seeing him smile and let losose an dbe more himself. like wow that’s joy right there. i love u

taehyung: was once my ult for like a solid 6 months. i think i cried every day. his duality is too much to handle. we on firm break. taehyung leave me be pls for my sanity. are u adorable baby or are u father of my baby? the questions never end. i think he’s too handsome for my own good. i’ll never forgigve u for war orf hormone. anytime he wears beret my uwu metershatters. but he capricorn. capricorns and i on rough terms. we would be good friends i think. those supportive friends who art together and who take long walks and talk ab out life in depth. 2am grocery shoopping trips like yessss lets make those young adult movie cliche’s come true

jungkook: straight up my arch nemesis. enemy to lovers au. we hate each other so much people start to get sus. like uhhh did u guys hook up or sumfin? we probs annoy the heck out of each other on a daily. but best friend material af. we annoying but we ride or die for each other. i see him and feel proud and just so happy for him. watching him find himsefl is like wow if he can do it i can do it too. great motivator. empathetic af. his heart pure gold i swear. trying new things all the time like wo w i wanna do that. emo looking jk is my weakness tho he automatically jumps to tpo of the list don’t tell sober bean i said that ause i would never admit that out loud. he’s younger friend u wanna protect and i am in constant awe of him. u goin places kid

#what even is this #im rambling #ignore #so many typos im sorry #my ehad starting to spin #all i see is love for bts #i love thema ll so much #bean babbles #ot7

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panijeziora · 4 years

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Saint Seiya Headcanons

My sweet babies.

Seiya is the most tactile friend. He will swing his arm around others shoulders, hold their hands, and try to always squeeze in the same armchair as his friends. Personal space bubble? Yeah, that does not register with yhis boy.

Shiryu and Ikki prefer their distance but will gladly roughhouse with everyone and playfully tease their choices.

Hyoga radiates the "DO NOT TOUCH" air, which everyone takes as a challange to touch.

Shun, once given permission to touch, takes every oppurtiunity to do so. 90% of time he will squeeze in before mentioned armchair with Seiya, or walking holding hands with him. Affection is easy between them.

Cuddle pile includes all avaible pillows and blankets. Seiya brings movies, Ikki takes care of snacks, Hyoga of drinks, Shiryu and Shun are in charge of setting up the space.

Ikki is the Mom friend, he always has to make sure everyone is dressed for weather. He worries constantly, tho would never admit it. Keeps spare gloves in his pocket in winter, just in case.

Shiryu is a Grandma friend. Tries to keep feeding everyone. If you mention that you feeling pekish in his presence, you can bet that in 30 seconds you will find yourself full.

Hyoga works as life guard in summer. His friends visit him at swimming pool and pretend to drown while dramaticly yelling "im drooooowning, oh my, please, i am dyyyyiiingggg" (none of them would win an oscar for those performances), until they got banned. After that it was a challange of who can sneak into the pool until Hyoga notices and gets them thrown out.

Ikki usually wins.

When they go out to eat, they always fight about who will cover the bill.

Speaking of going out, they can never make up their minds where to go, since each of them keeps saying "i don't mind, where do you want to go?" to each other. It drives them all mad, until one of them explodes and puts their foot down.

After they left the Manor, they stay the night at each other places constantly.

If someone phones one of them, 90% of the time, one of the others will answer.

Each have prapered bail money, enough for all of them, just in case. In case of what, no one knows.

They let Shun drag them all to see New Years Fireworks every year, despite hating crowds and cold.

Shiryu is only tea drinker in the group, but you could find at least 3 different kinds of tea at each of their places.

Hair brushing.

Clothes sharing.

Basicly they are lovely and caring and affectionate.

Slowly that will include Lesser Bronzes as well.

Because Sharing is Caring.

Also Jabu, has massive crush of Seiya. And Hyoga.s

More to come tomorrow:)

#saint seiya #headcanon #hcs #knights of the zodiac

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theuniversebeyondtherain · 7 years

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Tagged again !!

So, here we go again !! Thank you at the amazing @amarynthian-fortress for tagging me !! <3 <3

APPEARANCE:

I am 165 cm

I wear blue glasses

No tattoos either, but I think they are cute.

I just have my ears pierced

I am a blondie.

With blue eyes

I have short hair, I was so fed up with my long hair that I cut them ^^

I don’t have braces.

Hum... If I could I’d change my size

PERSONALITY:

I am a proud Hufflepuff. I’m a bit shy but I’m very talkative. I also love cuteness and some romances, even if I like when something dark happens. I love to learn and study the psychological performance of humans.

I love meeting new people and I’d do anything for my friends and my family.

I simply adore litterature and history. Also, writing is really an important part of my life.

I want to live in a quiet place, maybe in Liguria (Italy) or in Britain in a Hobbit hole where I can write all I want ad live a quiet life. Or I’d want to earn a house in Niagara on the Lake (Canada, Ontario) and do some guest house.

I don’t like conflicts, and as @amarynthian-fortress said, “I have recently become very apolitical" BEcause seriously, have you seen the shit going on in the US or in France ? It’s just an awfull mess.

I wish to have the ghosts of Ramses II, François I and Machiavel around me, it would be so funny !! Speaking psychology and war tactics, and we would plan the world conquest together, I would feed them with cookies.

I think we have to laugh about everything, it’s the only way to de-dramatize things and to keep living.

ABILITY:

I can sing almost everything, I have four octaves

I speak several languages.

I I love writing.

I think I finally found a place where I’d feel at home : libraries (even if I prefer litteratures bookshop than Comics bookshop, I know more about novels).

I have a good memory, can read something and remember it for several years (it really helps me when my studies), and I also have a very good oral memory.

I will see something sexual in everything you’ll say, unfortunately.

It’s really hard to make me angry, I would normally flee conflicts, but sometimes, I just explode.

HOBBIES:

Writing, reading, listening to music, singing, cooking....

Surviving school took me alsmot all my time so I didn’t have a lot of hobbies during the last years.

I love to write or to just lay there petting my cat.

I write stories that I wish to publish one day, but I won’t say more, it shall remain a mystery for a bit longer.

I enjoy hanging out with friends and travelling.

EXPERIENCES:

I traveled a lot with my family when I was younger, which makes me already set a foot on three continents.

I lived i Luxembourg all my life but I am half french, half luxemburgish and a bit german (let’s not talk about the belgian and the russish part of my familly, seriously it’ juste a mess xD). I also go to the french school where I learned 5 languages... Sometimes, it’s a really long story to tell.

I’ve never been in holiday camps ever, but I did some schooltrips (most of them were horrible)

My friends and I were making stupid jokes everytime we are at a movie (even today, while watching Ghost in the shell,a stranger told my friend @snarky-goldfish to shut the fuck up, because we were talking too much xD)

I often go to some concerts (Mostly metal or rock) and my mom loves to come with me.

I have studied Latin at school and i FUCKING HATE IT !!!!!!!!!

RELATIONSHIP:

I’m single.

I had two other relationships but they were really to remember, especially the last one (I’ll never go out with an Italian guy again if he’s so in love with his Mom, seriously, it was a misery)

MY LIFE:

Hmmmm, YHI DID I GREW UP ??????

I had to wait to be 17/18 yo to finally have a really good relationship with my parents.

I am an only child, no siblings, alas.

I live in Brussels.

My cat stayed in Luxembourg with my Mom but I miss him soo much !!! T_T

I possess many books, and I cannot stop getting new ones, just like @amarynthian-fortress said

I always sleep with tons of plushes, it’s so fluffy !!!

RANDOM SHIT

I always love the Evil guys in the movies... I cried when Godzilla died, same for the big mean Dragon in The Reign of Fire... But the one I really love is Loki (maybe because of Tom Hiddleston seriously he’s so beautiful)... But anyway, I think I may have a Slytherin part in my Hufflepuff heart,

I loved the new Beauty and the Beast movie, it was so beautiful, even if I cried at the end like a baby.

Hmmmm, I like cats !!!!!!!

I love blue, every shades of it. I also have to waer something bue everyday, that’s why I have blue glasses. It keeps me luck. That’s also the reason why after my car accident, I get a new turquoise car, to keep me safe and it also helped me to drive again.

I want Peter Jackson to do the Silmarillion !!!!!!!!!!

I still sometimes listen to Tokio Hotel’s song, don’t judge me, it helped me a lot when I was a tenn and it still sometimes cheer me up.

Alright, I tag@snarky-goldfish @oh-eren-my-eren @le-rire-des-etoiles @thesniffler @justmykindofstupid @roxas-j-frost @asknewt @newtscamanderdaily @stilessderek @like-a-bucky @stereden

#send me asks #tag #tagged #tagged again #tag game #ask me questions #ask me anything #asks #this one was hard #questions about me #so much about me #SO MUCH QUESTIONS #personal #about me #all about #random asks #random as hell #personnal

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