the posts you put on my dash combined with talking with a friend in the common room have convinced me to check out qsmp. i Have to have the context
SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TL;DR yaoi island. everyone is gay, they have eggs, some of them die, theres so much drama, i swear everyones out to kill quackity.
alright disclaimer! i have not watched many vods! most if not all of my information comes from livebloggers, clips, various things i see on my dash, as well as a couple discord servers im in. another disclaimer! i only speak english so I don't follow the spanish streamers as much, and ive only watched three streams (one of quackitys, one of slimecicles, and one of wilburs) so my info is skewed off of those
so! qsmp is an smp made by quackity originally containing 7 english speaking streamers and 7 spanish speaking streamers (+quackity who is bilingual), a place they could meet and play together.
they arrive on trains to the luxury vacation destination, Quesadilla Island, where they've been split into two random teams, and noticeably there is a huge wall separating the teams. each team, consisting of both english and spanish speakers, must work together and solve puzzles before the sun rises, they get a message from a mysterious duck telling them what they can and cannot do, such as push the big red button on the wall, which they obviously do. The chunk of wall explodes, and everyone can now meet and mingle!
Everyone breaks off into groups, houses get built and people are starting to Minecraft! A community forms by the name of Ciudad de Sacapuntas (city of pencil sharpeners (wilbur really likes the word sacapuntas)), and is built into the wall, where the explosion went off. Another neighborhood is built north of that, on a river front, and theres a whole battle over the english vs spanish side, whos where, its all very funny and theres so many deaths. Other things happen, such as the terrorization from Osito Bimbo who keeps jump scaring people to take their survey
time skip cuz i stopped following for a couple days but they got eggs! everyone went to the adoption center and were paired off (one english, one spanish) to adopt a "kid" together which was just a dragon egg. the pairings were elmariana and slimecicle, philza and missa sinfonia, jaiden animations and roier, foolish and vegetta777, dantdm and maximus, fitmc and spreen, with single parents badboyhalo and quackity.
along with these eggs, the new parents now have daily tasks to do with their egg, such as giving them a new food to try, or going fishing together. as the smp goes on these get harder and more dangerous, such as exploring a dungeon together or slaying mobs.
the first egg death is when mariana misclicks his daughter, juanaflippa. literally, stepped away from his computer irl, sat back down and accidentally clicked on her bed after she had been put to sleep, the bed disappears due to a glitch. BOOM first death. slimecicle goes on a rage induced murderous rampage (doesn't kill any eggs).
a trial is arranged, mariana thinks its both of them appealing to get their daughter back. slime is trying to gain custody of juanaflippa and divorce mariana. by the end theyre sentenced to ten minutes in jail (which they escape) and court mandated couples therapy, and get juanaflippa back. all is good!
slime takes juanaflippa out to spend time with her, they go pick up tilin and slime tries his best to make the day enjoyable for both tilin and juanaflippa. while fighting mobs, he accidentally hits tilin with sweeping edge, killing her. roier is there immediately, saying he's going to jail forever and this was unforgivable. charlie exiles himself after saying goodbye to juanaflippa, saying he wont come back until he makes it right. later that same day, mariana took juanaflippa to a dungeon as part of a mission, and while fighting mobs, also hit her with sweeping edge and killed her.
quackity mourns the death of his child, vowing to kill slimecicle for killing his child, and resents wilbur for not being there for his child (wilbur and quackity were supposed to be paired). he buries himself next to tilins bed inside the grave.
there's a funeral for all the dead eggs, slimecicle climbs out of the ground to attack lil j (the devil who promised him the life of tilin or juanaflippa back, cant remember sorry). the parents of the dead eggs get to see their children one last time, its very heartfelt and wholesome
wilbur shows up on the qsmp, after being away for touring (irl, first time back in nearly a month). he finds and begrudgingly adopts his own egg which he names tallulah. they build a house and bond until wilbur sees quackity, they talk and quackity angrily and chaotically takes wilbur on a tour of the island to see what he's missed. they end at tilin's grave, with wilbur trying to console quackity and say it wasn't his fault tilin was dead. quackity gets wilbur to agree to help him kill slimecicle (without him realizing it was slimecicle). tallulah goes to stay with phil and chayanne when wilbur is offline.
quackity opens a school for the eggs, and its suspected to be a ploy to murder them without their parents presence, but a couple parents show up, as well as chayanne threatens to kill him, and also someone disguised themselves as an egg? not sure about that one, but the lessons were math and art, with all the eggs drawing pictures that were very cute and i loved them. no eggs were harmed, quackity held tallulah back at the end of class and made sure nothing was bothering her, telling her he'd take care of her.
quackity is seen spying on wilbur and tallulah's home, which he says is because he wants to learn from them how to be a better parent because he had obviously failed with tilin (he's also wearing booty shorts but thats irrelevant, just funny). wilbur accepts he's grieving and tallulah helps console him.
slimecicle, grieving, disguises himself as an egg and adopts quackity as his dad, and the two go about with the mission to rob other people. quackity ends up abandoning the new egg, whose name is gegg, gegg tries to get wilbur to adopt him, then has a nice heartwrenching conversation with chayanne
the daily missions get more dangerous as time goes on, chayanne and tallulah lose a life (which gets reversed and written off as a nightmare due to unfair buffs to the mobs) as well as dapper (i believe also written off as a nightmare?). leo got killed by a whale at some point, taking her down to one life as well, after being pardoned for a similar "nightmare" (what is it with these fucking scaling issues man??)
the streamers are told the eggs have six days left, and the countdown begins to sunday, today! (yesterday? its like 1am lol) the streamers wake up to their eggs gone, beds disappeared. they worry, theres something about a strip club, the newest batch of streamers, the Greater Brazilian Polycule, come in, and eventually the streamers are reunited with their eggs. the eggs now have cracks in their shells, can no longer wear armor, and seem heavily traumatized.
also as a little side note: slimecicle and mariana had gay sex i believe 4 times? canonical gay sex to clocks by coldplay, twice being after each time their daughter died. truly The cringefail husbands of all times <3
also the brazilians were given their own egg to share. who died within an hour and is now down to one life.
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