#AND THEN THERE WAS THAT PIC OF THEM SITTING TOGETHER

[adult-kinda]

#NeedThat

Warnings: idol! Sunghoon, gf! Fem Reader, suggestive, smut references, yeah this is obviously based on his Weverse post

In which you are down bad for Sunghoon…

You were pretty discreet. The guys thought you and Sunghoon made a great couple because you matched each other’s energies. Most of the time he read your mind so you never had to say too much. But online you were different.

So maybe you weren’t the most discreet behind the wall of pixels. Your comments under Weverse posts and TikToks were no-holds-bar. Like any other thirsty engene your comments held some random fantasies and thought that were probably best in a diary somewhere, with a lock. And the worst part, Sunghoon finally caught on.

It was a really good gym day. Him and Jay hit arms together and the pump was solid. The dopamine was high and his muscles were looking pretty good. So of course he thought to casually post a mirror pic flexing a bit. Why not? Engenes would love it and it boosted his ego just enough.

He posted and casually scrolled through comments. For the most part the comments were pretty standard; the typical “marry me Sunghoon” and “oml so fineee” as well as other comments with entirely too many vowels added to the words. Nothing stood out all the comments were the typical cute and thirst comments.

Then he came across the account Hoonie’sWifey111703. It caught him off guard because that was your birthday. Of course you would have a Weverse account, but surely this could be anyone. Sunghoon couldn’t have just casually found your account amongst the millions of fans. So he did some research while in the car heading to your place. And boom, on Engene selca day there was your photo. Bingo. Sunghoon smirked when he scrolled through your comments. Yeah, he was gonna get real annoying.

The moment the door opened you smiled. You were so excited for Sunghoon to come back from gym because you were craving affection from him. Oh your poor oblivious mind.

“Hi Hoonie!” You greeted with a smile.

Sunghoon held that smug little smile and walked over to plant a kiss on your forehead. “Hi baby.”

“How was your workout?”

“Oh nothing crazy.” He started as he went over to the kitchen. “Lift was good and everything. I posted on Weverse.”

You nodded and bit your lip thinking about the post. “I saw.”

“I know.”

That made you turn around from the couch to look at him. You were confused. What did he mean by saying that he knows?

“Hm?” You questioned.

Sunghoon smirked and looked at you from the kitchen island. “Yeah, I saw a couple of interesting comments on my posts. Stuff like ‘I’m talking ‘bout in it’ and ‘raw next question.’ You know anything about that?”

You blushed red. There was no way he found your account out of all the fans he has. Even though your face gave it away you shook your head no.

Sunghoon chuckled and took out his phone. “See I thought you’d say that. So I took some screenshots of these comments. Let’s read them, yeah?”

“Hoonie you don’t-“No let’s look at them together! Since it’s not you this should be whatever.” He said as he walked over to sit with you on the couch.

“Let’s see, we have ‘until the gynecologist knows it’s him,’ very creative by the way. Then there’s ’Niagara Falls in my pants rn.’ This one’s from a few months ago, it says ‘Tiffany is nothing compared to this necklace’ that one might be my favorite.”

You shoved him and Sunghoon just laughed. You were so flustered. Never in your years of dating Sunghoon did you think he would’ve found your account. Yet here you were sitting on your shared couch while your idol boyfriend read off your thirsty ass comments.

“Enough!” You shouted.

Sunghoon rolled his eyes and kissed your cheek. “Why’re you so embarrassed? Of course you’d have an account nothing to be embarrassed about.”

You huffed and crossed your arms ignoring the feeling between your legs. “Boy leave me alone. How’d you even know it’s me?”

“The username has your birthday and you posted of selfie day. And I’m flattered that you’re so public about being my wifey!” He said with a smile.

If the universe would just listen and open up the ground for you! This is the prime moment to just sink into the earth’s core. The last thing you needed in your world was your boyfriend noticing your comments on his various Weverse posts.

“You know which one is my recent favorite?” He asked.

You looked at him with those eyes that screamed I’m annoyed get tf away from me. But that didn’t sway the idol.

“You commented #NeedThat. Do you need it, baby?” He teased.

You pursed your lips and turned away from him. But Sunghoon wasn’t having it.

“Nuh-uh. You don’t get to be shy now, baby. You were so open and nasty in those comments, what changed?”

Sunghoon brought an arm around your waist and kissed down your jawline and neck.

“Don’t know why you waste your time on those comments anyway. You’ve got the real thing right here. You need that? Well I’m right here. Take it.”

His words were impacting you more than you’d like to admit. But even if you didn’t say anything your body was going to. Those legs Sunghoon loved so much started to part subtly and your breathing pattern was off. He smirked knowing what he was doing to you.

“Come on baby. Admit it was you and I’ll do anything you want. I’ll make my hands a necklace for you. I’ll put you in that headlock you want so badly. Hell I’ll make you cum so hard your doctors will know exactly who you belong to.” Sunghoon teased as his lips created hickeys all over your neck.

You let out a frustrated huff and nodded. “Yes it’s me! Damn it Sunghoon take me to the bedroom!”

He chuckled and stood up. Sunghoon tossed you over his shoulder like you weighed nothing as you giggled your way to the shared bedroom.

Yes Sunghoon was an idol. He had fans around the globe and of course his comments were going to be thirsty. But you? He was going to make sure you had no need to leave comments ever again. You got the real thing every day, all you had to do was ask and take it.

[slayerkitty]

The Unofficial TaUs Timeline

(as written to the best of our knowledge by @blu-eyed-demon and myself. Disclaimer: The dates and events are to the best of our recollection and memory. If they are not 100% accurate or in exact chronological order, please forgive us as the bulk of this was written until the wee hours one night on a whim and stuff started to run together.)

When things first started happening, I hadn't been dragged into this, but @blu-eyed-demon is a big BOC fan, so they were paying some attention.

Ta, Us, and 2J start attending events as a trio throughout Summer 2024

August 31st, 2024: BOC announces that Us' contract has expired, 2J's (his KP partner) would be ending Oct 31st, 2024.

Fall 2024, exact date unknown: Copper (Ta's partner from DFF), departs for the UK for school (unofficially splitting their pairing).

Fans start assuming that when 2J's contact ended, he and Us would maybe sign somewhere else as a pair - but practically the second 2J's contract ends, he joined the cast of Lover Merman and immediately started sailing his new ship.

(this is around when I came into the picture, @blu-eyed-demon messaged me and was like, "Ta and Us are doing things, it feels weird, you know more about BL branded pair marketing than I do, is this weird? YES, IT WAS WEIRD.)

Ta and Us' social media started to feature each other a lot at this point (road trips - they went to the Heart Burger restaurant!, photoshoots, and even meals in Us' car at Us' families coffee shop).

ChalarmJames posted a clip of a workshop, where James was lying his head on Chalarm's lap and then the camera pans over and the joke was that he was mocking Us, who had his head in Ta's lap! (still no idea WHY these four were workshopping together)

In another workshop around the same time, TaUs posted IG pics/clip of them drawing on each other's hands and feet (FEET!)

The BOC Halloween party had a drunken revelation about two of the actors confirming they were a couple - two pairs were speculated: PongTong or TaUs (it ended up being PongTong and we all saw how that went, yikes).

During this period there was a noticeable uptick in their skinship, closeness, and even sniff kisses.

More surprising IG stories followed: Ta and Us did a week long training with a real class of recruits at a police academy (STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR EITHER AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE).

Love is Like a Bike press conference was announced in early November 2024, Ta and Us are confirmed to be attending the press conference.

The press conference to officially announce the cast was held on November 24th, 2024 and Ta was slated to play one half of a secondary pairing in the show… BUT NOT WITH US. While Us was in the show, Ta was actually paired with another actor named Nanon (I'm going to be so real, I do not remember this guy's name)

(At this point, I told @blu-eyed-demon I had no idea what the fuck TaUs were doing. If they had been paired for the Bike BL, then I would have said "oh, they were soft launching, makes sense". BUT THEY WEREN'T. So my other thought was "well, fuck me, maybe they're dating, idek?")

Heading into December 2024, Toey (Ta's sibling, who just made a movie with Fourth from GMMtv), started attending events with TaUs.

There was an awards show (I can't even begin to remember which one ooops), where the cast of the Bike BL attended. Ta took ONE pic with Nanon and spent the rest of the time with Us and Toey.

(This is the second and last time we saw Ta and Nanon interact publicly, EVER)

BOC's NYE countdown party brought more fun: Ta took one pic with Copper (who was home for the holidays) and spent the entire night with Us, WHO WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE, HE CAME AS TA'S +1). They were caught sharing drinks, holding hands, hugging, and at least one sniff kiss.

They did a joint Chinese New Year photoshoot, where Ta was sitting on a throne and Us was perched on the arm next to him (it read very, very couple-y, imo).

Also for Chinese NY, they visited 9 temples together as part of Buddhist practices (accompanied by Toey).

On Valentine's Day 2025, they released a tiktok where they danced together to "How Deep is Your Love"

Us brought Ta a cake at Ta's birthday event in February 2025 (and Ta gave him a special cupcake of his own).

One of the road trips they had taken was filmed for Tong's (former KP castmate) you tube channel and dropped in March 2025. There was a "hickey" discussion back when it was filmed because pics of Ta had some questionable marks. Ta said it was from "playing airsoft." (Sure, Jan)

March 1st, 2025: Ta's contract ended with BOC. Ta, Us, and Toey all confirmed they were under the same management, Bright Venture Artists.

Either in March or April 2025, TaUs did their first joint interview. It was poorly subbed, but we were able to glean that they considered themselves a pair (unclear in what capacity) and they had future upcoming plans. They also promised that they would have a Big Announcement ‘sometime soon’ but couldn’t even give hints.

Other things learned during this interview: since DFF, Us does Ta's make up. He doesn't have a make up artist. Also, they use Guu/Mueng pronouns for themselves/each other (both of which are considered vulgar and offensive unless you are extremely close).

After Songkran, things went quiet. Love is Like a Bike had released schedules for workshopping, costume fitting, script read throughs but according to social media, nothing seemed to be happening. Everything was suddenly very hush-hush for no apparent reason. 

TaUs attended the KP reunion (via Jeff) together

May 14th, 2025: the Bike BL IG makes a huge casting announcement. Nanon was no longer with the show and his character would now be played by Us.

And that is the timeline of how TaUs became a branded pair in the most ass backwards way possible (and the six months of insanity, frustration, and cage rattling that @blu-eyed-demon and myself suffered during that time period.)

Tagging by request: @respectthepetty @babyangelsky @italianpersonwithashippersheart @benkaben @callipigio @lukaherehelp

And if anyone wants to see the tik tok compilation that @blu-eyed-demon put together, it's here: https://youtu.be/H2HftdRaqdg?si=x4Y6ac5mWp0lUu6d

[apple4me]

A headcanon I like to believe in is that Tony let Peter take his social media photos bc Peter is soooo good at photography( he definitely takes model-looking photos for MJ and ned)

Just one day Tony Stark's social media goes from boomers' photos other than the magazine's pic ( happy or Rhodey takes the photo) to a fully good angle, lightning, and positioning photos's.

Yk something like that:

_______

"Tony, what is that?" Peter said looking at his mentor's Instagram photo he just posted "A selfie" Tony replied nonchalantly, Peter was mortified, they were sitting in a yacht that Tony insisted on taking him and May on saying something about he just bought it and he wants to try it.

He sighed, and stood up he had to save Tony's Instagram, and took Tony's hand pulling him to stand up "Come on" Tony rolled his eyes grudgingly got up, and Peter guided him to the front of the yacht where the sun is the best, he adjusted Tony's position and took his phone to take the photo.

Peter took several pictures and changed Tony's position multiple times and when he was done he offered the phone to Tony to look at them.

Tony looked through the pictures "Those are pretty good kid" "thanks" Peter blushed,

"What are you guys doing?" He heard his aunt's voice, she walked with Pepper, "Taking pictures do you want?" He offered his aunt smiled "Are you taking them? "

"Of course" she rushed to the front and said "hell yeah then" Peter giggled and didn't waste time and started taking pictures again he even took for Tony and Pepper together and he got his own pictures too but not as good as the ones he took.

That day when Tony uploaded his post every one in the comments made fun of him for finally getting a proper photographer.

[hoeforhockey]

Dad and Daddy. Pt.1

-S.C #87

AU: So...I'm back! um, this is quite literally going to be disgusting. So good luck. But like..the only other old man i could think of to use for this was letang..so, yea. Um basically, this is pure filth with a plot..so yea. The title ends up making sense eventually i promise. And these pics literally suck bc pintrest won't let me log in on my laptop. So.. and good god the digging I had to do for that damn picture

Warnings: none really, it’s just kinda suggestive

Did he really need to parade around your backyard with no shirt and swim trunks three sizes too small?

Apparently.

It was so wrong. So, so wrong. he was 37 and you were only freshly 22. Did i mention it was wrong? Every single day this summer your stupid dad had invited him over to parade around in all his half naked glory while you were stuck watching. Becuase he would never feel the same right? He was 37, there's no way he liked you even remotely close to the way you liked him.

While Sidney stood half underwater in the pool talking to your father, you noticed how his eyes drifted your way every few minutes. Granted most peoples wpuld given the bikini you had on was almost two sizes to small and practically squeezing your boobs right out of the fabric. But it wasn't directed at you..right? Or at leat thats what you told yourself.

It wasn't until your dad annoucned that he needed to leave to go deal with something that he finally confrimed what you thought would never happen.

He pulled himself out of the water, his arms flexing like a damn Greek god. *What you wouldn’t do to hold one..* Snap out of it. He’s your dad’s teammate.

But oh how his arms looked…

No. It’s not possible.

“You look good..” he murmured as he walked past you, sitting down in the chair next you. Well shit, maybe it is possible.

“What-?” You asked, caught of guard as you looked over at him, your eyes raking over his torso without even realizing

“You look good.” He said again, this time louder. Like he really meant it.

Oh…OH.

“Thanks..” you said as you snapped your eyes back up to face only to find them clued to your boobs. Which, in all fairness they are actually about to break your swimsuit straps, but that’s not the point. “I see the way you look at me y’know. I’m old, not blind.” He said as he looked back up at you, meeting your gaze

“I don’t look at you like anythi-“ Your tried to protest before it died in your throat, because it just wasn’t true. “Ok fine, but I see you to.”

“Good. That’s the point.” He said with the tiniest little grin

“Come here.”

“For what?”

“Just do it.”

You rolled your eyes, standing up and walking over. You stood over him, your hands on your hips

“Happy?”

He didn’t say a thing, his hands pulling yours away from your hips and pulling you down ontop of him. Your thighs were next to his ,and you were quite literally straddling him. And damn, if you were ever curious how big he was you definitely weren’t now.

“Now I am.” He said with a smirk, his hands finding their way to your highs

“Sidney wha-“ you tried to say before you were cut off by his hand squishing your cheeks together

“Quiet. I know you want it.” He murmured

He let go of your fave, his hands finding their place on your sides

“You wanna tell me why you keep staring at me like you want to eat me?”

“You walk around like that all the time. What was I supposed to do?” You exasperated, you head dropping into his shoulder

“You act like you don’t do the same thing.” He scoffed quietly

“Yea well-“ You started before he cut you off

“Nope. Don’t even. I know what you try to do.”

“it works by the way.”

He stood, his hands still under your thighs, as I he walked towards the sliding doors of the house.

“Where’s your room?” He asked as I shut the door behind him.

“Upstairs..down the hall.” You said as your hands held into his arm. This was not how you expected today to go.

Well, here it is 🤗 Im planning on making this a mini series, so we’ll see where it goes from here. Also..bear with me here, I don’t know how to write super suggestive stuff so I’m trying my best. This might suck but oh well

[rosurie]

sometimes after a long day of being molested by the whole town all you need is to soak in the bath with your bestie (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)♡

with @wreckowafer 's yunie <3

[tommygotwrittenoff]

bobby says to eddie one shift where buck is home sick with chris. going home to see your boys? eddie smiles and says. yeah. and your boys just Sticks in eddies brain and when he gets home he sees chris and buck curled up on the couch asleep and the sight makes him pause cuz. yeah. those are his boys

[satoblue]

ff!reader is so giddy when satoru finds her instagram and follows her

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

[aakipple]

oc art from the past month ish

[cyclogenesis]

ryan reynolds photos i've been fixating on lately 37/∞

[russellfvr]

i prayed to get any form of russainz crumb and god answered my prayers with this….

[moonilit]

I just love how if there was no enemy these fellas just go explore apparently

[rhaenicentpilled]

Rosalia following Olivia Cooke back today, same day that Spotify Wrapped thing with Alexia Putellas having her as her top artist… if they play their cards right and i pray hard enough we will get the craziest link up in history.

[crossbackpoke-check]

Substance, Shadow, and Spirit [remixed, abridged] by Tao Yuanming

[kiwi-the-bird-and-fruit]

I feel like everyone in the fandom rn is just in the family guy death pose as we all just lay crumpled in our bus seats for the purgatory field trip

[grantihare]

speaking of mordred, how is her doing? did he recover nicely from the surgery?

yes hes doing great!! hes almost totally back to normal now besides being kinda bald on his legs still. he does get a little irritated when you touch near his bad hip when its too cold or rainy out, but thats totally understandable tbh, my old surgery areas ache then too so i get it.

when its not bad weather though, he loooves to run around and jump and climb :) hes even started playing fetch with us again! hes very happy to be able to play with us and his sister again i think c':

some boy tax for you (with a bonus girl):