Morgyn and Caleb are always a couple in my saves. I just can't have them apart. They're adorable and precious together; they're my luvvy go-tos after I've been writing angst.
They're currently engaged and planning their wedding. They're trying to decide on the music...
Morgyn: What if we got a big band to play 1940s style, like Glenn Miller or Duke Ellington?
Caleb: That's classy! Do you know how to shag?
Morgyn: ...Is that something dirty, darling?
Caleb: It was a popular dance back then!
Morgyn: Darn it! I was hoping...
Morgyn: Ooh! I know! How about 80s style? We'll get a Wedding Singer. We'll have a can of Aquanet at every table and distribute shoulder pads to everyone!
Caleb: Ha! We can get our wedding pictures taken at Glamour Shots!
Morgyn: With lasers in the background!
Caleb: I'll be happy with whatever you choose because I love to dance with you and we always have a good time whatever we do, but you know the song I want to dance with you once we are married, right?
Morgyn: I do, and it's perfect. I can't wait to call you mine.
imagine getting slightly drunk with a friend while listening to depeche mode. and dance like dave gahan. in your room. at night. then wake up with cramps from laughing so much. 🥹🥹
okay so think Mickey and Ian are in their early 40s at Colin’s 3rd wedding all of Mickey's brothers are there, Mandy, most cousins they were close with and all of their kids.
It’s a shit show really.
Mickey and Mandy are drunk (they both don’t drink much as they get older) but they needed it to be with so many Milkovich siblings and cousins at once, their cousin Joey had a massive rant while doing the speeches, and Colin's bride brother already cause one fight that leads to many other fights and so much more.
so after multiple fancy-ass cocktails and jack Daniels, they are standing on one of the large tablets that guests haven’t been sitting at, they just dancing and singing whatever songs that the DJ is playing but they are full of laughs, Iggy and sandy egging them on from the floor.
Half of Mickey's buttons are undone, the tie loosely hanging, Mandy's dress straps keep falling and her high heels have been abandoned and thrown across the room same as Mickey's black fancy shoes and they are just having fun that they never got as kids.
Ian and Mandy's husband is trying to get them down, the kids are embarrassed but at the same time encouraging them.
They only get down because the food that hasn’t been eaten is getting put in boxes so people can take them home and Mickey and Mandy ain’t wasting free food.
They both jump down knees and back cracking in the process they run to the other side of the room slinging everywhere on the Lino flooring because they only have socks and tights on, the younger kids are running after them because they think it is funny.
Ian and Mandy's husband starts apologising to other guests as they are somewhat getting pushed out the way by the youngest Milkovich siblings with a herd of children behind them.
They all had a good night, wedding Guests are glad that they got entertained, all Milkovich siblings are glad that they can still have fun even in “old” age and Ian and Mandy's husband is impressed with how much free wedding food they are taking home.
Anyway did I tell y'all that I host a pub quiz sometimes. I made some pride month quiz rounds. Made a room full of straight people listen to Hayley kiyoko and am v proud. Girls like girls stuck in my head rn.
Why are pole dancers usually mostly naked (and why am I usually not)?
I get this question from both directions, depending on how familiar people are with pole. In truth, I prefer the chrome for dancing, but silicone is better for videos.
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