#Actual canon

[saiyanmazen]

Big brain moment for Vegeta

How bizarre!

Unbelievable!

[riddle-man]

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Timothy: You told me to plan the perfect romantic date. You said you'd do anything to win Moxxi back, except make an effort. Jack: Effort is for people without minions... Hey, can you tag in for me? Timothy: Tag in? Jack: Go as me to the date. Recite some poetry. Moxxi will never know. Timothy: But I've never been on a date before. Jack: You're in my body and women find me irresistible... I'm gonna go eat a skag dog on the toilet. Ping me when she's ready to jump in the sack.

[iychodon]

you know what, fuck it (posts two sprite edits)

i decided that ill still post! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jinsoro]

People saying larcille doesn't make sense is whack. I don't even ship it but I have eyes, and I I've read the manga, you can't deny they had a LOT of moments.

[lurkingleighbee]

My interest in Star Wars is what I make it. I recommend everyone do the same.

[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

i am about to release a fic that is So Stupid

[mournivaldisco]

And here we are. The absolute pinnacle of Black Library

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[doveskarma]

how are we all feeling after today ???

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[egophiliac]

you know, I've been thinking about it, and there is actually one single scenario in which I would be okay with not getting a big ol' "Silver Vanrouge" out of Lilia.

(just kidding, I still need some "call me Silver, Mr. Vanrouge is my father" in my life, please don't let me down on this one Twst)

[notbrokenjustfake]

Dottore things:

[parental advisory sticker]

This man literally groomed and tortured him. Removing himself from the Irminsul is not going to remove those scars.

And there are most definitely scars both physical and psychological.

The way that Dottore talked about it in game is actually fucking sadistic and he reacted with absolute flat affect.

After everything canon-wise, I don't think he can let this go for now, but I will leave the details as vague as I can. Knowing what Dottore did to Collie gives me a fairly good idea as to what went on there.

[thunderboltfire]

I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

[cornkernelcorp]

During an intense art block I took a stab at a couple of canon characters from crk!