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drawlody · 3 days
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Everyone want a piece of the original D ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
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This is fanart for a fic by ZappyBoiKenobi on ao3 , I have to go n add another pic cause their update rate is insane:)))) i mean 1-3 chap daily w(゚Д゚)w
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Never change Micheal, u n ur alchoholic ways 🍺🍺🍺
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Check out the fic if u like Mama-bear Sera, the hell trio being desperate hoes, Dadam , Eve being a psycho bitch, etc..
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So many tags
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mewzxxx · 3 days
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какое чувство
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Lute: really worried that Adam will be pissed because Eve kissed her
Adam: fuck yeah my wife and girlfriend made out!
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alexandertheanxious · 2 months
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I think they'd make a cute polycule
Can't think of a ship name other than luci x eden lol 🍎
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wabbyhazzy · 3 months
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“You are my Eve. As I am your Adam”
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babbiebooc · 3 months
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Something I wanna talk about that don’t think anyone else has noticed; during the Lucifer VS Adam fight, when Lucifer brought up Eve, Adam’s face went from this
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To this
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Hazbin Hotel Theory! Adam genuinely loved or at least cared about Eve waaaay more than Lilith.
If that’s the case I really hope Adam ended up in hell the same way Sir Pentious ended up in heaven, so when Eve does get introduced in the the show, we can see how they interact with each other and learn more about their relationship.
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cosmonadarovicarts · 3 months
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just because I'm tired of drawing only Lucifer and Lilith ~ I want the villain's sad past
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moondust-artz · 1 month
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Shenanigans
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krylovladislava · 27 days
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My thoughts on Eve. I headcanon that she genuinely loved Adam but thought that she was not good enough for him. 
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blu3mask · 1 month
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Damn this is an eyesore. Opinions may change tbh. I'm probs missing some ships/ don't feel the same way about some ships on the chart so don't take this too seriously lol
The crack ships I hate btw, just find them funny. I think Val x Alastor goes in that category lol. ( I forgot to add sir pentious and Rosie to like , same with Charlie x Velvette to love :c )
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mewzxxx · 2 days
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GHGHGHFFGHCH
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toiletpudding · 1 month
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So what does Lute and/or the Exorcists think about seeing a woman naked that's surprisingly close to Adam who goes by the name of Eve?
Would Lute freak out as she's the Original Sinner and what about the other Exorcists ?
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She's really fucking confused.
On one hand Eve's the original sinner, part of the reason evil exists and why her bestie got kicked out of paradise.
But he's over there smiling and holding hands with her. 🤷‍♀️?????
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villainsimpqueen · 2 months
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Echoes of Paradise Lost
Part 2/chapter 2?
Adam x Reader x Eve
This sets place in the Garden of Eden. They speak in old english.
Reader is Intersex and goes by they/them.
(All my fics are 18+)
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(Art found on Pinterest all rights goes to the original artist)
Chapter 2/Part 2
The voices had not returned, taken care of by your husband, just like Adam had promised you in your need.
But it seems that the snakes had brought more problems than their tormenting voices, as your dearest Wife and Husband had started up their bickering.
Seeing you so terrified and needing protection and comfort when you had fled from the forest and into their arms had caused a new feeling to capture both Eve and Adam's hearts.
Possessiveness
The need to make you feel safe and comforted.
To keep you for themselves.
Adam had suddenly wanted you to join him on all of his hunts, wanting you to be near him so that he could protect you from ever being targeted by them again.
The memory of how tightly you held his arms around you as you clung to him for his protection had not left his mind. He had not yet experienced the elation he felt when you wanted to be held in his arms, faithfully knowing that he would provide you safety even though he had not been very close to you.
He wanted to feel that again, He wanted you to always know that he would keep you and Eve safe and that you could always count on him to do so. Adam also wanted to show you how to defend yourself with a spear. While he was very confident he could be a good Husband and keep you safe, there was, however, a very slight sense of doubt.
He knew that They could be alluring and he didnt want to leave you so defenseless if they try to attack you like they had again.
You were His spouse and he would be damned if the snakes lead you to be banished like they had been.
He would keep you safe from ever suffering such a fate. Keeping you and Eve safe was now all that mattered to him, especially from them.
"Follow me quietly, keep thy spear close and ready to strike, and thou shalt not go hungry.” He instructed you turning his head to meet your eyes with his own.
He watched you nod your head obediently as you mimicked his movements.
It caused him to swallow thickly as his eyes moved over your body, a fur wrapped around your shoulders it was long falling just below your hips, a gift Eve your shared wife had made after you refused to leave their home for days after the snakes attacking you.
While the fur moved and opened here and there due to your movements briefly revealing yourself underneath it kept you fairly hidden. As if you truly believed that you were tainted by the Snakes eyes.
It brought an anger in his chest as he turned his head to lead you through the bush.
He believed with his whole being that you were truly pure, that even they could never taint you.
You had sought out for him, for Eve.
Your Husband, Your wife.
Not the snakes.
Them, Him.
How could you not be anything else but Pure? You should never feel the need to hide yourself and Adam swore that he will make you feel so utterly safe again that you will return Eve's gift back to the bedding of furs of your shared home.
The hunt had been successful. You lead the way back to the Cave you three shared excitement in your tone as you moved infront of your husband who carried the buck you striked down over his shoulders.
"Saw you my feat? I've achieved it! I can now provide for thee, my beloved husband!” Your delightfully soft voice proudly fell on his ears as you turnwd your head back to stare up at him with those pretty e/c eyes you beheld.
His lips twitched as a smirk grew on his face.
"Thou mayst aid in providing for me, my beloved spouse.” He softly chuckled watching how your face seemed to light up as you both went off the trail of the forrest and back into the familiar clearances of the home you all shared.
Eve who was busy mending clay bowls looked up over the fire, her honey eyes falling on adam and the dead deer before falling on your bouncing form The smiles on her beloves faces brought one of her own as she moved up from her task and moved over. Her honey eyes watching how the smile of your lips reached to your eyes as you looked at your shared husband. She felt a twisting feeling as she too wanted you to look at her with such affection.
"My husband, my spouse, both have returned unto me. Husband, I pray thee, rest ere thou cleanse the abundance thou hast caught. Spouse, might I trouble thee for aid in gathering thy favorite vegetables and berries?” Her soft doved voice graced you and your husbands ears.
You turned to Eve the smile on your face still bright as you moved joining hands with her own, causing tingles to flutter in her heart.
"My dearest wife, I shall gladly aid thee. Thou shalt never trouble me with thy requests for assistance.” You told her so gently, filling her heart with warmth as your gaze soften on her ever so assuring her.
"Our spouse was meant to assist in cleaning the buck. Art thou unable to gather alone?" Adams gruffed voice spoke, causing Eve to look from your sweet gaze and into the intense one of your shared Husbands.
She pursed her lips as she stared at him.
"I believed thou hadst said none should depart our home without the other, my dearest husband. If indeed thou requirest our beloved spouse's help in cleaning the buck, wilt thou be aiding in gathering in their stead?” She spoke back towards Adam, There was a bite in her tone that you weremt the only one to catch as you glanced from your sweet wife to your husband, Watching how Adams eyes furrowed.
You could feel tension start to build and you moved between the both of them, towards Adam placing a hand against his bare chest making his instense eyes flicker from eve and down to you.
"We shall be swift, my dearest husband, and upon my return, I shall assist thee in cleaning the buck whilst Eve attends to washing the vegetables and berries.” You spoke softly to appease your husband and you turned to your head to look at Eve meeting her honey eyes.
"Once all is cleaned, I shall aid our dearest wife in cooking, and then may we sit together and enjoy a blessed meal beneath the starry heavens?” You continued on before looking back up into Adam's scorching sunlight eyes.
Hoping that this compromise will appease both your beloveds and prevent another bout of bicking between them.
You could feel the breathe that Adam inhaled through his chest as his gaze softened on you, a short nod was what he gave you before moving one of the spears he carried along woth the buck towards you.
"Fear not to wield thy blade if necessary to defend thyself and our wife.” He told you causing you to smile nroghtly at him and take the staff firmly in your hands. You turned to Eve taking her hand leading her back to the cave to gather baskets in both your hands as you left quickly.
"I wouldst gather some of the fruit thou lovest, my dearest Eve. Let us be swift and not leave Adam fretting over our return.” You told her with a teasing smile happy to see how it made her brighten the gardens with one of her own as she held your hand tightly with a nod of her head.
You assisted your wife up a tree to gather the small red fruits that she loved dearly. Watching her drop the little red and purple things down into the baskets beside your feet. Eve softly hummed as she gathered handfulls of the small fruits letting them fall from her palms to the baskets.
You smiled closing your eyes to enjoy the soft song your morning dove hummed out as she worked.
"Thou art most silent, my dearest spouse. Pray, am I boring thee?” Eve soon softly speaks her hand resting on top of your head and you softly shifted your hands under her thighs to hold her securely as you carefully moved your head back into her stomach to look up at her.
"Thou couldst never bore me, dearest. I was merely enchanted by thy humming; thou couldst make the birds jealous with thy songs.” You told your wife softly with adoration as you looked up at her, seeing how her honey eyes crinkled with the soft smile that grew on her plush lips.
"Thou art truly the sweetest, my dearest. If I may be so bold, I wish to inquire if my absence occupies thy thoughts. I yearn for our days spent together, for our selfish husband keeps thee away far too long.” She speaks, a shy tone taking her as she moves her fingers curling them in your haor softly.
You softly frowned and squeezed her thighs shoftly with your fingertips.
"I do not believe such is our husband's intention, my dearest wife. I had not realized thou wert feeling so neglected. I apologize for failing thee, my sweet Eve.” Your apologies leaving you as you felt your own chest tighten with remorse.
Had your hunts with Adam been taking so long that you hadnt even noticed? How have you not noticed the lack of you and Adams absence from Eve?
"Oh, my dearest spouse, thou art not failing me! I simply long to be in thy presence. It was too bold of me to upset thee. Pray, forgive me.” Your wife spoke quickly her face turning into suprise then mournful as she moved her hands with her words.
Your frown deeped as you carefully moved her from your shoulders and gently place her down to stand as you turned to face her, your hands on her shouoders as you looked into her honeyed eyes.
"Thou didst not upset me, my lovely wife. It is I who should ask for forgiveness. I had not known I was making thee feel that way. Allow me to prove that I will do better. Tomorrow, let us bathe together in the pond's waters and then venture to the meadows to gather berries to share.” You spoke to her softly, with genuine care of her feelings and needs. You brought a hand to her cheek softly carressing it shyly, As you were only now starting to get use to showing your beloves physical affection than just wordly.
You watched as her honey eyes brighten and her soft tanned hand cupping ober your own, nuzzling her cheek into your hand.
"I am blessed by the heavens to have such a caring spouse as thee, my love.” She whispered up at you with such soft affection, your face warmed hottly to her sweetness which caused the softest chimes of giggles from your Wife.
Returning back home with haste that you prmised your Husband, you and your wife was suprised at the sight of Adam not only had already skinned and cleaned the buck, but had already had it cut and pierced on rods above the fire.
"Thou... Thou hast cooked for us, my husband?” Eve softly asked as she came from.behind you and taken in the sight.
Adam looked up from the rod he was turning taking in Eve and You in his sights. You watched the bright color that blossom over his cheeks. How he quickly adverted his scourching gold eyes away from Eve and you shyly back to the fire.
"I...I had thought to try. Thou and y/n make it seem easy.” He speaks his voice in a low soft tone as if he was ashamed.
Before your wife could say anything you had eagerly moved to Adam placing a hand on his arm making his eyes look uo to you to see your smile.
"Thou art most thoughtful of us. Let us hasten and cleanse what we have gathered so that we all may finish cooking together.” You told him while still praising him you quickly got up and grabbed Eves hand leading your wife to the near by creek that ran by your caved home and eagerly and quickly washed the gathered food you both foraged.
"In my eyes hath I ne'er beheld him alter in his roles afore.” Eve spoke queitly beside you, you had turned and smile at her brightly.
"Our husband doth love us more than his anticipated duties, dearest.” You told her, believing it was true and so as ypu turned to wash the vegetables and cherries you both had gathered. You had missed as Eve brows knitted together as she watched you before glancing back at the fire seeing Adam turn the meat rods to prevent the meat from burning in question.
She had been with your husband much longer than you had, a few years at best and never once had he ever attempted to cook before, it was always woman's work.
"He doth alter his roles for thee.” She speaks before looking back at you, when you glanced at Eve you see an expression on her graceful face you never seen before, one you were not sure what it meant. Yet it caused a sense of dread form in your chest like you had felt when the snakes had tormented you so in the forrest a while ago. You quickly moved your hands to grab Eves wrist makimg your wife look at you with wide eyes.
"For us, he doth alter, my sweetest wife, dost thou not see? Adam doth adore us so, as thou hast said to me. He keeps his heart close, but once he extends it, his love is ever true. Behold him, Eve, my dearest, doth he not appear loving as he prepares our meal?” You speak to her in worry watching her face change from that expression to one of thought as she looked back at Adam. You didnt know why you held your breath while she did or why you felt so watched suddenly, why you felt like you were failing in doing something so important. Why were you so worried about her doubts in your shared husband?
Yet you let out a breath as she smiled softly her honey eyes forming a soft looked as she gazed at Adam before turning to you with her sweet smile and soft eyes.
"Forgive me, dearest spouse, indeed thou art right. Adam doth appear ever so loving, dost he not? Dost thou ponder if he shall cook for us more now that he hath tried?” Eve seemed quiet excited at the possibility and you felt yourself lossening up as a smile moved acrossed your lips as you took in your wifes excitment while glancing at your Husbands attentiveness to the searing meat.
"With words filled with kindness and pride, I believe our dear husband shall be more eager to join us in cooking, dearest.” You said confidently as you went back to washing the vegetables.
"Then let us be swift in our praise of him!” Eve said with excitement as she grabbed her basket of clean washed cherries and carried them back to Adam quickly. You watched as She sat beside him capturing his attention from the rods, Her hand moving to one of his arms as her lips moved surely to praise him. You watched with a smile as you saw color blossom deeply on your husband's cheeks as he abashly looked away from Eve, a smile forming on his lips as he brought his other hand to lay on top of Eves, before his scorching eyes swept over the clearance to land on you.
You took that as your que to hurry and bring the basket of washed Vegetables over and you so eagerly took your place on the other side of Adam and worked on positioning the vegetables on the stones that lined the fire.
"Thou shouldst have beheld how our love felled the beast, They moved so swiftly, swifter than the eye, and-” Adam went on excitedly Telling Eve about how successful your hunt had been. You listened happily to how She giggled and sometimes cheered.
Adam was very enthusiastic in retelling the events his hands moved as he tried to show her what happened.
"Our sweetest hath a good mentor to guide them.” Eve praised him, Her hands moving to his arm holding it with a look of adoration in her eyes, it was enough to make Adam pause as he got lost in the gaze of soft honey eyes.
It was these moments you had loved so much, When your Husband and Wife would look at each other with such Adoration and Love. It warmed you, especially when watching Adam bring a hand to Eves cheek and pressing his lips to her forehead ever so softly.
"Thou art too sweet, my sun,” He softly mummers to Eve.
"Am I thy sun?” Eve softly asked him, only getting a soft ‘mhm’ From Adam as he pressed his forehead with hers.
You smiled at them with adoration as you brought a fire roasted meat chunk to your lips to nibble on as you watched them.
Contentment filled you.
"And what is y/n to thee?” Eve questioned Adam as she pulled from him to gaze at you with her soft eyes. Adam opened his eyes turning his head to watch you nibble on your meat chunk.
Both of their golden eyes on you at the same time caused you to grow bashful as you felt your face warm up and quickly slipped the rest of your meat chunk into your mouth hiding your lips with a hand as you tried to chew quickly and averted your watchful gaze from them.
You heard Eves giggle and Adams chuckle which only made your face and ears grow hotter by the seconds as you quickly swallowed your food.
"They art mine echo.” He softly spoke causing you to raise your eyes once again at his words.
“"Mine echo?” You softly asked him, questioning your husband gently, wondering what he ever meant.
“mhm” Adam softly let out, Your husband never did explain, not evem if you pushed him with Eve. Adam would not crack only his eyes would crinkle and a smile formed on his lips.
Days and nights and paradise moved and everything seemed so well. Your loving wife and Husband were getting along, you spent time with both of them to make sure none felt forgotten or neglected.
So how did you not see it?
To you and Eves eagerness Adam had formed the habit to help you both cook, while not fully taking on tasks of washing dirty ingredients or chopping and peeling, He would be eager to skewer anything and to hold them by the fire to roast.
You liked to believe it was because your Husband liked to play eoth the fire with empty skewer sticks he had carved for you and Eve to use, likeing to burn the egde to where its smoking and whisp it around as he watched the meat roast above the flames.
It caused you and Eve to snicker and giggle as ypu both prepared the sides.
How did you not notice?
You and Eve would go to a new pond, as the one you had emerge from and attacked by had left you too nervouse to return without Adam companying you and her, So you both found a smaller pond by the Meadows of flowers your wife adored to lay in.
You both would spend hours laying together surrounded by flowers and the kost breathetaking flying instects under the warm sun glittering down on the both of your skin.
You and Eve would talk about anything on your minds which mostly was what your husband would catch to eat that day or what you should gather to ucompany the days meals. What you should go and do the next day together.
"I doth reckon we could persuade Adam to gather with us.” You spoke to Eve as you watched butterflies fly above you and her faces to flowers nearby. A snort from your wife caused you to grin and turn on your side to face her.
"I do, I do! If we bring him hither, our husband shall find ennui. He hath a disdain for idleness, sweetest. I wager he shall soon join us in our quest to banish boredom!” You tell her estatically watching her eyes crinkle up as she laughs for a few minutes at such thoughts of Adam begrudgingly plucking away at berries.
Even when there were signs of their presence?
Eve let out another soft giggle as she looked into your pretty eyes, her giggles falling short as she looked into them, her smile faltering only slightly.
"My dearest spouse... Dost thou ever ponder if there existeth more?” Eve softly asked you and you had tilted your head towards her.
“More?” You softly asked her. "What meanest thou, my sweetest?”
You watched as Eve knitted her eyebrows before she let out a soft noise before shrugging her shoulders.
"Verily, I am uncertain.” She softly mummers "Let us not vex ourselves with it.”
She had said before looking at you with her sweet smiles you adored.
How were you so blind?
You tried getting between them like you normally do, You tried to settle them both down, you did not know how this one started but it had started and like a wildfire it grew out of portion.
"THOU DOST NOT LOVE US LIKE THOU SAYEST! THOU NEVER EXPLAINEST WHY THOU ASKEST US TO DO SUCH THINGS, THOU NEVER EXPLAINEST TO US WHY THINGS MUST BE THE WAY THEY ARE!” Eve screamed at Adam, tears burned down her cheeks as she screamed at him, anger ablazed in her soft honey eyes making them look as if they were melting.
"IT IS THE WAY THINGS MUST BE! WHO ART THOU TO QUESTION SUCH MATTERS, EVE?! I AM THY HUSBAND; THOU ART TO TRUST IN ME TO PROTECT AND GUIDE THEE!” Adam shouted back, his brows furrowed as his eyes narrowed at her.
“Adam, Eve!” you tried to intervene between them once again, your words falling on unlistening ears.
"AND WHEREFORE ART THOU TO BE TRUSTED TO DO SUCH DEEDS?! WHO E'ER DECLARED SUCH A THING?!” Eve screamed back at him.
You had been too loyal to your beloveds, not at naive enough.
Adam was angry, his face redden deeply,
"WHEREFORE ART THOU THUS?! WHEREFORE DOTH IT MATTER SO MUCH TO THEE? THE ANGELS HATH DESIGNATED ME TO SUCH A TASK, WHY DOEST THOU DOUBT THEIR DECREE?!” He screamed at her, and you felt dread build in your stomach as you saw Eve back away from Adam, a look forming in her eyes one you knew because you had it when you once ran to find them.
You moved more infront of Eve placing your hands to press against Adams chest.
“Husband Please!” You started out listening to Adams ragged breathes, your husband was not im his right mind, you knew that. You knew that so dearly because when your world spinned around you for a moment and your arms stung from dirt n rocks, you knew something wasnt right.
This argument had some out wordly influence to it.
Your arms stung and shoulder ached, your head felt light and dizzy, You had heard a choked scream and gasp as you lifted yourself from the ground, your head throbbing as you brough a hand to it finding it wet. You brought your fingers down to find it stained with your own blood.
You had looked up at your wife and husband.
Taking in their looks of mortification and horrified nature.
“y/n..My echo, prithee forgive-” Adam sputtered as he tried to reach you only for you wife to step in front of you a spear in her hand as she pointed it towards your shared husband.
This wasnt ever supposed to happen, Why was it happening?! How did you allow this to happen?
"Hold thee back! Keep thy distance from them! Begone from us, Adam!” Eve shouted at him as she only rose the spears blade at him.
Your heart shattered athow you saw how mortified your husband looked as his pupils only shrank as he looked at You and then to Eve, his hands lifting up infront of him as he backed away slowly, how his chest lifted up and down as if air was being forced away and then back inside of him. His hands were trembling and you sputtered as you reached out.
"Hold... husband... Wife... I prithee.” You let out, the gardens still spinning around in your head as you reached out to nothing but air.
“LEAVE US NOW!” Eve screamed at him and you watched how Adam stumbled backwards his eyes landing on you, more so the busted wound on your head and your blood dripping down your face before falling on his trembling hands.
“I am sorry…I am sorry” You never heard Adam sound so broken, so terrified, you never wanted to hear him like that.
“Adam..” You cried out lightly weakly barely even audible as you watched your Husband flee, flee from your shared home, flee from your wife, flee from you and you felt as if you were dying.
A broken sob shaking you.
This was all wrong.
Eves hands found your face cupping your cheeks as she hushed you, whispering soothing things as she examined your head wound.
"I will protect thee, my dearest. I know of a place where we shall find safety from him. He shall never harm thee nor exert control over us again.” She told you so assuringly, yet her words had confused you so as ypu looked into her dull honey eyes…They never looked like that before, you moved a hand to one of hers as you looked into her eyes.
"What art thou speaking of? ...Nay, Adam did not intend to strike me... that was not his doing. Our husband would never... something... something compelled him.” You spoke as you shook in her hands, you were so positively sure.
Adam was not a violent soul.
Eves eyes had soften as she shook her head.
"Adam deceives us, concealing matters from us. Dearest, I am now enlightened... He is naught but cruel and seeks to dominate us. Thou shalt soon comprehend, for I can shield thee. My companions shall aid our flight from him; they shall reveal all, and then thou shalt perceive that our husband never truly loved us as he professed. We were bereft of choice.” She spoke to you making your head spinned more as ypu looked at her, the fire behind her played with the shadows on her.
Ypu mustve been seeing things because you swore to the high heavens you saw snakes slithering around your dear wifes body and neck.
You shook your head feeling pain blossom in it and you let out a gentle cry as you pushed your wife away from you.
"What hast thou wrought?” You questioned as you moved away from her, you could see the hurt form on your wifes face.
"Come with me, and I shall reveal all to thee. All thou requirest is one bite from the fruit of the forbidden tree.” Eve pleads with you, she reached out for you and you only moved away from your dearest wife.
dread filled you.
“I….I” You sputtered out as you forced yourself onto your dizzying feet you saw the pain and hurt on your beloved Eves face.
But the snakes around her did not leave, and you were too filled with dread and fear of them than you were of her.
"I must seek Adam.” You stammered before rushing away from your wife, stumbling through the forrest after your mortified husband went. Your heart ached and broke at the sounds of your wifes pained screams, screams begging you to come back, wails pleading that you will not hate her..
You couldnt, you didnt have such ability.
But only your husband could banish the snakes away, and you needed Adam.
chp 3
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alexandertheanxious · 1 month
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Nudity warning under the cut!
Applecore redraw of Manet's luncheon on the grass 🍎🌿🐍🍏
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bruciemilf · 2 months
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You know who I’m most excited to meet in Hazbin Hotel?
God.
Would they be as spunky and raunchy and saucy as the rest of the cast? Would their speech be polished and carefully molded to plastic perfection like heaven is?
What’s their relationship with Adam? You know, Allfather of creation and all? World giver? Forger of bone and flesh? Would he be classically paternal? Is that why Adam’s such a douchebag?
Like, what if Adam DIDN’T start that way?
What if God’s treatment of EVE jumpstarted Adam’s absolute dumbassery? How can one be kind when their own maker prides itself on ruthlessness?
There’s a scene playing in my mind, quite gruesomely so, so be warned.
I’m thinking of Eve, with sweat and tears storming down her face, laid on perfectly cut grass in Eden.
She doesn’t know what’s happening to her. She just knows there’s a person being squeezed out of her. Cain, God calls it.
“What’s happening to her?!” Adam’s voice is rough, and loud, and not all that angelic for his status. He’s speaking to the sky, to a huge eye that watches and does nothing.
“Oh, that? Well, I just figured it’s been getting awfully lonely around here for you two, so I conjured this little thing! You’re welcome. “
What’s there to be thankful for? His wife roaring in pain? Squeezing his hands so tightly his fingers almost snap? Who’d look at this and want to praise it?
Adam’s voice is panicked, holding Eve tightly to his body, stroking her ashen hair and sweetening his tone as much as could,
“Shh, baby you’re doing great, it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay— fuck, — Help her!“
“Oh don’t be so dramatic! She’ll be fiiine. I made them very durable, you know. “ Women, they mean women, — women made for bleeding; Women born for taking pain, and heal from pain, and do it all over again.
That’s not power. It’s curse.
“Give her something! Anything!”
“Oh, that won’t be invented for a long time, buddy. And it won’t be available to them for even longer, — yeesh, your kin is pretty problematic if I do say so myself. But you got this! I’ll check in later. Maybe. Tell me how it goes!”
It goes bloody. The thing, — baby, — is born quietly, with an angry short of silence inside him, as if he’s waiting to eat the world whole. A part of Adam hopes he succeeds.
He doesn’t let go of Eve for days.
He just knows, above or below, with a God like that, they’re all fucked.
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louie-mars · 3 months
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adam & eve 🍎
(im not normal i think about this au daily)
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