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Maybe, we'll see. 😁🥰
I'd love to see Sonic and Amy having a tour together around New York together. Sort of a falling love montage of sorts. 😉🥰
At the end of the third film, Amy appeared in a park in New York. Depending on the writers' choices, she may have grown up there...
Amy Rose in the film universe may be a New Yorker.
#amy rose#movie amy rose#theory#movie sonamy#Additional theory#Sonic the small town boy falling for the big city girl would be adorable 😁��#A big New York unofficial date would be adorable#They see the sites together#Bond and have fun#Sonic brings Amy out of her shell#They unexpectedly find themselves falling in love 😲🤭🥰😉
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This is the moment I believed Viktor has a crush on Jayce, because act 1 Viktor wouldn't have acted so shy since he was quite self-assured when he met Jayce, and especially since they knew each other for seven years now. Practically confirmed for me with the frames of Vik looking at Jayce's lips goddd..hurts when you see how Vik looks at Jayce in season 2—
He looks irritated, almost repulsed...ughh they make me feel so sick!!
#jayvik#arcane#vikjayce#vayce#jayce x viktor#arcane spoilers#arcane theory#im not okay#im so sadddd#i was not a jayvik shipper when s1 came out#but i was fascinated by Viktor's unrequited crush#late addition you can clearly see Viktor pull away in the second gif only to be pulled back by Jayce
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Today's thoughts involve Edwin trying to date other men while Charles is a) with Crystal and b) figuring the rest out. Edwin is having the worst time of it, but not for any reason he expected. All of his dates are mean or rude to Charles for no reason. It would be one thing if he started dating someone and then they became rude to Charles once they realised how gone Edwin is for him, but no. These men are rude before they even get to know how delightful Charles is. Even if he wasn't in love with Charles, Edwin doesn't think he could date these men who are so casually rude to his best friend.
#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#Additional tag thoughts#I would also like to preclude this with the idea that Charles isn't being overbearing or overprotective before these people are rude#Or if Edwin suspects that might be the reason he would test the theory by asking Charles to please be on his best most charming behaviour#He even recruits Crystal to test this theory cuz he trusts her assessment of other people's behaviour#She confirms that even when Charles is being nice these guys are just being mean
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wait i might be dumb but is the one thing that all the externals have in common is the focus on children? like mr bonzo is literally a corrupted tv mascot, needles could stem from a lot of kids being scared of needles, heinrich unheimlich being a haunted toy/toymaker. ink5oul and lady mowbray are a bit of a stretch but i mean what kid wouldn't be terrified by a twisted game of hide and seek?? also kids tend to draw on themselves like tattoos right so like they'd be creeped out of the drawings on their skin started changing
#i dont know#might be a stretch#but there you go#my addition to the many tmagp theories#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp theory#tmagp meta#tmagp externals#the externals#mr bonzo#tmagp needles#lady mowbray#ink5oul#heinrich unheimlich
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i truly think sunny is going to end with either macdennis kiss or macdennis full penetration (no in-between) and then dennis has an existential crisis walks outside gets hit by a car and dies. cut to black end of series
#like. okay i think they will address it/make it canon at somee point but then immediately end the series. they're never going to have a fun#ctional relationship and tbh i think it would be weird otherwise#it might mirror chardee tbh... ive been thinking about that a lot lately and thus idk if they could really go back to normal#idk maybe they as characters could but i feel like the audience would have a hard time getting over it#because like it or not a lotttt of their audience is conservative and i don't think they could have dennis explicitly fucking a man and jus#let it go. and i feel like 75% macdennis will become canon at some point maybe??? since rcg has acknlwdged it in many ways#but i don't think they would leave it#but i feel like conceptually it would make sense to have it in the last episode#considering the first episode not only does dennis have sex with men but mac is attempting to engineer it#plus i feel like they've been lowkey leading up to that... esp with the addition of the sinned system#and i truly think sunny will end when a character dies. because that's the only way they can truly separate. and i feel like it makes sense#to be dennis because a. people would expect it to be frank so it's not going to be#b. if dee died they would just continue w/o her c. i feel like charlie is also an obvious choice? he's second place for major#character death for me i think it's possible#d. i just don't think it makes sense for it to be mac because they would still be friends. dennis holds all of them together and is the#de facto leader. anyway that's my theory. idk if it'll happen lol#but yeah I think sunny will end with character death because that's kind of the only way it can end#and I feel like macdennis might happen for shock value#idk lol#it's always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#its always sunny#dennis reynolds#mac macdonald#always sunny#macdennis#macden#sunny theory#dee reynolds#chardee
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Is “Prime Meridian Love” Forshadowing for “Battle of the Big Wand”?
With the most recent episodes of “Fairly OddParents: A New Wish” airing, everyone, myself included, is buzzing over what’s going to happen in the big season finale, what exactly is going to happen, and what’s the future state of Hazel and Dev’s friendship? There are many theories going around, but I want to pitch my own!
“Prime Meridian Love: Romance Cruise Ultra” is foreshadowing towards Hazel and Dev’s conflict and plot. Obviously, the show has drawn us a parallel here before, Duckworth looks like Dev. But rewatching the episode “Prime Meridian Love”, along with the context from new episodes and the description for the finale has me thinking that we may already know what’s to come.
Read the rest under the cut ! This post includes the episode description for “Battle for the Big Wand”, so if you want to go into that episode blind, don’t read further !
Starting with the most basic- Duckworth and Kennueth are stand-ins for Dev and Hazel. Duckworth is literally designed to look like Dev, and while less obvious, Kennueth seems to share a basic colour palette with Hazel, his skin and amulet being the colours of her shirt. There’s also the fact that Duckworth and Kennueth are described as “rivals”, and Hazel calls Dev her own rival.
This is where the backstory / history between Duckworth and Kennueth becomes relevant. The amulets are the one thing they share, and what’s something magical that Hazel and Dev have in common? Fairies!
The story goes that Kennueth and Duckworth were once friends, their friendship cemented by what bound them together. But Duckworth became jealous of Kennueth once he got promoted to captain. Sounds familiar? Hazel and Dev became friends, and shared the secret of having fairy godparents. They fell out over Dev’s jealously of Hazel, and that his dad seemed to care more about her, even if in an unconventional way.
Duckworth retalliates by stealing the magical pearl from the ancient sea temple, hoping for the power to overthrow Kennueth. Which brings me to my theory about the series finale, “Battle of the Big Wand”. Teaming up with Irep, I think Dev’s jealousy of Hazel having his father’s attention, as well as having two fairies while he only has one, will motivate him to steal the titular “Big Wand” during the takeover of Fairy World, hoping that it can grant him unlimited power, in his fleeting pursuit of satisfaction.

While the story of “Prime Meridian Love: Romance Cruise Ultra” goes on to say that this event cements their rivalry, the episode has Hazel and Kennueth stop Dev, and Hazel encourages Kennueth to re-write the story, and make things right with him, which he does !
I think the finale will follow one of these two beats. Hazel, Cosmo, Wanda, possibly Jorgen and Peri, and maybe even the citizens of Fairy World will all help to stop Dev and Irep, and we’ll either see Hazel and Dev’s bond cemented as a rivalry, or we will see Hazel reflect on the situation, and write her own story, and actually TALK to Dev about what has been going on. Personally, I would much prefer the latter. Dev is still a kid, and he’s a product of his environment. He deserves a chance to change and grow, and have good people by his side who actually care about him, to help him do so.
The only thing that I’m still unsure about is how Hazel’s rule free wish will tie into this all, but I do think she will use it like many of her other wishes, and do so selflessly.
What do you all think of this theory? I’m so excited (and nervous) for the big finale next week !!
#thunderstomm#Tomm talks#theory#theorising#analysis#the fairly oddparents: a new wish#the fairly oddparents a new wish#the fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents: a new wish#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#hazel wells#dev dimmadome#cosmo cosma#wanda fairywinkle#peri fairywinkle cosma#poof fairywinkle cosma#cosmo and Wanda#jorgen von strangle#dale dimmadome#duckworth fop#kennueth fop#what do you all think ?#feel free to rb or comment with your own additions or takes !#okay to reblog#please reblog#!!#(:#prime meridian love#battle of the big wand
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additionally i think its really funny to imagine the beginning of the 3jima dynamic because well obviously saejima's reputation proceeds him. like daigo is certainly aware of who he is and additionally that he also happens to be majimas sworn brother. and of course daigos been working with majima for the past several years and is well beyond aware that the man is a complete lunatic So you can only really imagine how terrified he is of seeing saejima in action particularly around majima because youve gotta be a real sicko to actually sign up for whatever all his problems are. But then he actually meets him and is so taken aback because hes so normal. hes quite possibly the most normal and well adjusted man daigos ever met in his whole stupid career. and so for a brief and fleeting moment he thinks hes found an oasis a sea of hope in this miserable valley of tears And then saejima and majima start talking and daigo goes "Oh wow ok nevermind you two are the most annoying people on planet earth."
#^and of course its like kind of weird and awkward because daigo has known and worked closely with majima for several years at this point#and saejima has known majima in theory for much longer but in practice has come back from prison to meet a profoundly changed man#and is trying to figure out how to adjust appropriately because of course hes still majima but hes also . well . different .#and majima is in turn also trying to adjust to both saejima's changes as well as the shift in their dynamic#so basically its kind of like when youre trying to introduce two of your friends to each other#except if one of your friends was you and your other friends boss but also kind of like your weird psuedo nephew/kid#who youve been supporting but also lowkey terrorizing for the past however many years of his life#and your other friend is your sworn brother who you havent seen in about two decades and who youve gone through hell and back for#but have emerged a profoundly changed person to the point where your dynamic has entirely shifted#and you are both trying to figure out how to adjust and how to perceive each other and what your relationship is going to look like#so it has the additional added awkwardness of like when youre introducing one of your really old friends to one of your new friends#but simultaneously daigo and saejima are both the old and the new friend#and basically what im saying is. it wouldbe really funny to watch.#jimas
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Terumob is an excellent ship to me for a variety of reasons, but one of my highlights is the fact that on one hand you have a blond boy with the most absurd coping mechanisms ever seen by man, who spent years being suffocated by apathy and loneliness and spite only to be absolutely obliterated by a random kid who introduced him to the concept of "You're A Human Person With Flaws", and as a consequence developed an unhealthy homoromantic obsession with him (as rivals of course) until he is obliterated again, but this time with the revelation that his dear rival also is a Human Person With Flaws and that doesn't stop blond boy from loving him even if it gets him killed.
On the other you have another boy with bad coping mechanisms, but that in the tiniest outcome he starts liking blond boy back, it is pretty normal and unrelated to all the dramatic obsessive previously mentioned things. There is no tragic flair its just that his good friend is handsome and kind with him.
#almost forgot the addition that mob too is mentally ill and has worrying ways to deal with it#but this is equally important. its relevant that I emphasize that both have horrible issues you know#it brings out the fact that both are flawed and vulnerable and actually have a lot in common#which besides experience is the reason they could connect so well in theory#they can get to know about their deepest fears and ugliest sides without stopping caring for each other#while also not fearing this as much as they would with others because they're more or less in the same level#considering that these teenagers were so excruciatingly lonely for so long it would matter a lot for them#to have someone who truly understands#I have so much to gush about this ship oughhh they scratch several different spots of my brain#love these <3 boy#mp100#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#teruki hanazawa#terumob#lalá rambling...
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Got to go back to DreamWorks one last time for the Chaos Theory premiere party <3
#we missed getting Kauser in our cast and story team photo because we didn't think to take it until later I think??#anyway I was Sammy bounding with additional dinosaur themed jewelry#Some of us got Sean to sign the Ben's van air fresheners we got 😂#and I also brought my Darius figure specifically to ask Paul to sign it 😂#I really wish I had chaos theory figures of the others I could have brought but it was nice just meeting the cast again#they are very sweet#The best part was just getting to see everyone from the crew and prod and story team again#love these guys 🥹#jurassic world chaos theory#chaos crew#jwct#jurassic world#chaos theory
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Wondering if Legends Z-A will confirm my oldest and most buck-wild Pokemon theory. The one I've had since Sun and Moon, but is actually mostly the fault of what happened in the ORAS postgame. Because if any game was going to make me the most vindicated person alive, then Z-A would be the one to do it.
So anyways, this is a deep cut... but if Looker is in Lumiose City in the future, but he looks the same age as he always has, and doesn't reference any things that happened in previous games, and doesn't even recognize people he should (like a possibly now-adult Emma), and maybe isn't even going by "Looker," and most hyper-specifically of all, has an Audino as a partner? Well, I will absolutely lose my shit and never shut up.
#pokemon#pokemon legends za#pokemon theory#remember when legends arceus broke my brain by revealing they didn't drop this plotline after all#and that in addition to wormholes transporting soon-to-be amnesiacs through space (mohn)#and between parallel universes (anabel)#that they could also transport people through TIME (ingo)#anyways. i think ingo was following in the Looker Tradition all along. if you catch my drift
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Airplane Bro from SVSSS ALSO wrote the webnovel Li Yu transmigrates into in DTBPF, the dropped plot points Li Yu uncovers were going to be revealed but then PIDW-which he was writing at the same time- blew up so Airplane wrapped up his little gay palace melodrama quick to focus on the novel making him more money.
#dtbpf#svsss#tdtbpf#the disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish#Additional points to support this theory#Some characters have really similar names#Airplane's trademark lack of research on how shit worked#i cannot for the life of me remember the title of the webnovel in Pet Fish#but it's not a good title so add 'Airplane is bad at titles' to the list
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I'm typing out some hella crazy long kaeya lore thing right now (im not even halfway done and i kinda fell asleep on it coz I was tired), but it led me to review older Kaeya lore things, and then i got hit with the "oh, another one for the kaeya thinking/talking about fate thing. wow" in a surprising location (well, not too surprising considering Fate lives rent free in Kaeya's head)
its in the full description of Kaeya's Sailwind Shadow skin.
" Different people live in different ways. A thief will not bear the blade of a knight, and a traditional knight will not sneak out a hidden dagger to hurt someone.
If the characters in the story don't abide by such rules, then the story has betrayed the roles dictated by fate."
That's...interesting. What are you trying to say, Kaeya? Do you actually dare challenge your role in this story?... Isn't he already betraying both of his roles?
But yeah, it's the same old idea about Kaeya's dilemma. He keeps mentioning that he wants to go against fate, but he also feels hopeless because how could he challenge something inevitable? I'm actually more impressed by the fact that he can't stop thinking about it...
...It's as if he is still ACTIVELY thinking about what to do for when fate finally catches up with him...
Well, Mona did say he has a huge decision to make...
I honestly want to do a deepdive on the skin's full description. There are so many keypoints in it that really delighted me when I read them again (not so delightful for Kaeya who was being all melancholic over a kid asking a single question, but very delightful for me- a Kaeyangst and Kaelore enjoyer)
#kaeya#kaeya alberich#kaeya lore#kaeya theory#well this isnt really a theory. im just pointing out things and connecting some dots#seriously kinda want fate and kaeya to be besties someday#nothing funnier than befriending some entity that you've dreaded for your entire life#ah kaeya. fate's favorite worshipper or something#what else do we call this obsession over fate besides devotion?#well its either that or its on sight for fate#kaeya could be throwing hands the moment he spots fate use a corporeal body#YOU KNOW WHAT? BOTH OPTIONS SOUND HILARIOUS#fate's little meow meow indeed#these tags are getting more and more cursed by the second#oh wait additional tags but yes i am a firm believer that kaeya has not chosen mondstadt yet#or even if he has chosen mond he must have a caveat for khaenri'ah#he wants the beeeest of both worlds
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It'll never stop being funny to me how Indra's status and power level changes throughout the different texts because initially, you have this absolute badass God-King who defeats a giant monster and gets together with his wife and holds court in heaven. Next the Ramayana rolls up and he is set as a benchmark for battle-skill: Meghnad, as the warrior who defeated him, is an absolute powerhouse who nearly kills both Rama and Lakshmana (and one of those two is a god). In fact, depending on the version, Rama and Lakshmana only survive by semi-divine intervention (Garuda and Hanumana). It is a story about how Lakshmana, an exiled third prince, kills the man who defeated the King of Gods, thereby proving the victory of good over evil et cetera... et cetera... You know the drill.
And then, you have the Mahabharata. Where Krishna, then a young boy, protects an entire settlement from Indra's rage. Which... you know what, fine, he too is a god.
But then, Arjuna defeats Indra, who is his father. Arjuna, who presumably upset the audience a few moments ago after he just burned a whole forest with everyone (including children) in it to supposedly satisfy Agni.
Then, Indra shows up to Karna's doorstep begging for his armour, and Karna who had previously angered the audience by calling Draupadi a harlot gets to demand things from the king of the gods.
See the pattern?
Also they have that absolute disaster of a ceremony and their city is called Indraprashtha.
Like come on, at this point you're just using Indra as the bonus +500 point in games to get your favourites in the audience's good books after they messed up.
#istg the first time i learnt arjuna fought shiva#i was like pls pls pls he can't be winning#i love love love mahabharat characters but you can tell the original text has been embellished by fans#because some of them are ridiculously overpowered#there is also this theory that arjuna nakul and sahadev were later additions to the story#so arjuna might just be someone's oc who made it into canon#indra#shiva#arjuna#karna#indrajit#meghnad#ram#rama#lakshmana#krishna#ramayana#mahabharat#ramayan#mahabharata#hindu mythology#hindublr#boo blabs
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The origin of the term "Sweepers"
Lies of P fun fact of the day: The name of the Sweepers probably originates from the crossing sweepers of Victorian times - usually destitute children, disabled or elderly people who swept the pathways for well-off pedestrians.
19th century streets were commonly teeming with dirt, mainly horse dung due to all the carriages on the roads (you can see a fair bit of broken-down carriages in Krat), but also food waste and other kinds of refuse. This “mud” created an inconvenience for rich folks - particularly ladies with their long dresses - who wanted to cross the streets without soiling their fine clothes.
This is where the crossing sweepers came in, who stood at the ready to clear a path for any passersby with their broom, receiving a tip in return for their service (unless the lady or gentleman was particularly stingy). Being a crossing sweeper was considered as just one step above begging, and it was one of the last resorts for poor people to earn a “honest living”.
With Krat being the City of Puppets, however, you’d have to wonder whether this wouldn’t be a job for puppets to take over - it’s quite probable they had public street sweeping puppets, and rich people surely had their own butler puppets that accompanied them whenever they went out on the town.
But perhaps, the name “Sweepers” is a vestige from the past, applied to this subgroup of Stalkers in a more figurative way: They are recruited from the lowest classes and slums, and they get paid by aristocrats and upper-class people to clean up their “filth” (as in eliminating their adversaries and similar kinds of dirty work). On one hand, they’re at the opposite end of society than the rich folks that they work for, but at the same time, they’re unable to live without them.
#lies of p#lies of p stalkers#lies of p lore#lore theories#victorian era#19th century#history#guess who's back on LoP brainrot again xD#(in addition to my 19th century/Victorian hyperfixation because these things always come in a pair)
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sometimes it strikes me like. GOD it's so fun that i can choose to read thousands of words of academic writing and debate about a single grammatical choice in the iliad. this poem has 15,693 lines and that is one of my options if that's the level of detail i want to explore. i can genuinely never run out of information to learn about an enjoyable piece of art my brain has latched onto!
anyway so i've been reading about the use of the dual instead of plural in the embassy scene. why DOES the poem keep referring to Two of Them when there are in fact Three of Them (phoinix, odysseus, ajax) or actually Five of Them (the aforementioned + two heralds). personally i support the theory that the narrator and achilles keep excluding odysseus because he's being so extra
#'hello to the two people who are dear to me!' says achilles to the three people at his door. it's so funny#the rival theories seem to be that it's a mistake (boo) and/or that it's phoinix being excluded because he's a later addition#i'm a phoinix fan so i could NEVER accept that the narrative AND achilles just forget that he's there. respect for achilles' second mom!#reminder that i have no formal training in classical greek. i'm just a language nerd as well as a *gestures at blog* nerd
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No, Merchant, feel free to complain to your hearts content. I'm certainly much meaner to ugly blue alastoroncelerbillcipherspamton from temu and every last inch of his undeserved popularity. I seethe because as an Ovenbreak player of SEVEN YEARS, none of my faves get remembered in a tweet, let alone merchandise. The dragons, who all took over five years to collectively come out, got a pin set and devsis wiped their asses with them then moved on. I waited over a YEAR for another sugar nova odyssey update to come out because xylitol nova and astronaut are my favorite cookies ever and I'm still fucking waiting 🫠 meanwhile the beasts are getting shat out every 3 months with the most rushed nonsensical recycled plotlines held together with scotch tape because making profit is what really matters here, not competent storytelling. I wouldn't even be this furious if the beasts got equal attention and spotlight but we both know that's not true hahaha 😬 they love to shove their (really badly designed) golden cow in our faces because Smilk was lab engineered to get sexyman tumblr girlies screaming their heads off while not even being 1/4th the interesting character they want you desperately think he is. JUSTICE for burning spice, mystic flour, and everyone else who will get done dirty for this boring walmart Jevil 😒
Oh my gosh 🤣🤣🤣 tell us how you REALLY feel, Anon, let it all out. It's not healthy to bottle up your emotions like that (you might want to stay anonymous though, I don't think either of us want an angry mob at your doorstep lol)
I'm anticipating a ramble (as I am wont to do) so under the cut it goes
Gonna start by saying I DO like Shadow Milk. I really do. It took me a little while for him to grow on me when he first appeared, admittedly (ESPECIALLY his voice...), but I am genuinely fond of the little blue jester man. But he's certainly not my favorite, far from it. That title belongs to Burning Spice and Burning Spice alone lol. The only reason I ever turned the English audio back on (I usually play the game in Japanese, I love hearing my fave anime characters speak lol) was so I could hear that gorgeous baritone of his... Burning Spice is everything to me. I love his design, I love his voice, I love his dialogue, I love his personality, I love him soooooo much. He's my babygirl. If Silent Salt turns out anything like the character I've constructed inside of my head, then he will share the #1 spot with Spice. I'll go ahead and say that right away
I'm upset because, like you said, it feels like he got majorly shafted while Shadow Milk gets all the praise and attention. Mystic Flour as well, poor girl, but I'm focusing on Spice just to drive the point home a bit better. He didn't even get a fucking countdown. What was his little merch thing? That weird ass candle (I thought it was a vase at first lol) and that's it. Furthermore, his story feels the least developed. There was and is SO MUCH that could have been said about him as a person as well as his dynamic/connection with Golden Cheese, that wasn't for whatever reason. Episodes 5 and 6 feel like they're missing something (and you feel what the "something" is in that brief flashback to Spice's past. There's more to what became of him than "I was bored", there HAS to be. Boredom is a symptom, not the cause. I maintain that this theory of mine has merit, and it would've been nice if they dove deeper into it than they did), you know? And I hate it. I hate that Spice is basically the forgotten middle child of the Beasts while Shadow Milk gets all the glory. Seriously, for Shadow Milk:
They changed their YT avatar to him for a while (it has ALWAYS been Gingerbrave, they never changed it once to anyone else all these years). iirc they did this on Twitter too
They dedicate an HOUR LONG commentary video to episode 7 and Shadow Milk (arguably fair, because it WAS the 4th anniversary. But even so. Did they do this for any other Beast? Any other episode? Any other anniversary?)
They give him a costume (a legendary one, at that) plus a set with his Ancient. NO OTHER Beast/Ancient pair has that, and I struggle to imagine they ever will. Do you understand what I would do to have a BS/GC costume set? DO YOU???
They make an exclusive, limited edition plushie (that caused a massive shitstorm iirc, justice for everyone that got fucked over during that and fuck scalpers)
They make a whole ass pop-up store event themed entirely around Shadow Milk and episodes 7 and 8
Why? Because he's the fan favorite lol. He's long since been the golden child of this community, and now we know he's Devsisters' golden child, too. (And they're desperate for money because they're drowning in debt. That's also probably why they released Shadow Milk on the 3rd anniversary: to drum up interest on a milestone anniversary by bringing in a beloved character. Thematically/narratively, Shadow Milk should've been released last. But that's just my opinion.)
Again, I really do like Shadow Milk. I call him "Walmart Bill Cipher" affectionately (and because he genuinely does remind me of Bill. In fact, I think Bill might've inspired SM to some degree). But it's unfortunate that other characters, the other Beasts especially, are pushed aside and ignored just so Shadow Milk can hog all the spotlight. It is with a very intense grimace that I agree that Shadow Milk is a Tumble sexyman. He fits the stereotype to a T. It would serve us all well to accept that truth. He even got added to the Tumblr sexyman wiki before it turned to flour lol. Burning Spice is... NOT a Tumblr sexyman. He is a regular old hunk. Tumblr was never in the business of liking big, beefy hunks, at least not the Tumblr I knew 10 years ago lol.
I'm also, to reference it again, just really disappointed that so little was and is done to explore the other Beast/Ancient pairs - and the fandom is guilty of this, too (not to knock the PV/SM anaylses at all! They're all fantastic and I genuinely do understand and love the deep, complex connection between them!). To go back to BS and GC, because they're my lifeblood (not just for shipping reasons I swear)... it's particularly egregious to me that THEIR dynamic wasn't given the attention and detail it deserves. They are LIFE AND DEATH, the very foundation of the world itself, things I (personally) consider significantly more important than truth and deceit because it is from life and death that all else springs forth. Truth and deceit are things you actively look for; life (abundance) and death (destruction) are just there, everywhere you look, even within yourself. You can close your eyes, ears, heart to the truth and you can learn to shun, decipher, defend against deceit; there is no escape from life nor death. None whatsoever. And so much can be done with that. So much can be done with them. Burning Spice and Golden Cheese need each other in the exact same way that Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla need each other. They parallel each other quite a bit, too. They're so similar and so different. They could have and SHOULD HAVE had so much to say to and about each other, like what Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla have. But that didn't happen. Didn't happen with Dark Cacao and Mystic Flour, either. All of that love and care and philosophical exploration goes to the clown and the Jesus Christ allegory. Which is FINE, I'm not saying to leave those two hanging, just... show some of that love to the beefcake and the bird, too. And Korean Batman (Cacao reminds me of Batman, I'm sorry 🤣) and Ms. Angel of Death, too. Please, man. Truth and Deceit aren't the only dichotomy that matters and is worthy of thought and discussion
(and oh my God, dude. The Ovenbreak shit. I've been playing for as long as you, and that shit is diabolical at this point. We get ONE dragon update a year, and they always leave us on the most painful cliffhanger of all time each time. (And this last one... I have many issues, but the most glaring one of all: WHERE THE FUCK IS FIRE SPIRIT??? WHY ISN'T HE IN THE STORY??? HE IS INTRINSICALLY LINKED TO PITAYA DRAGON! THEY HAVE AN UNBREAKABLE BOND BECAUSE OF THEIR DEAL THAT GRANTED HIM SOME OF PITAYA'S POWER AND SAVED HIS LIFE! HE SHOULD BE AN INTEGRAL PART OF THIS ARC! HE SHOULD BE AT THE FOREFRONT! IF PITAYA GETS HURT, HE GETS HURT! FIRE SPIRIT'S WELL-BEING IS DIRECTLY TIED TO PITAYA'S AND THE DRAGON'S VALLEY AND BOTH ARE IN SERIOUS JEOPARDY!!! Oh God I can scream about this for so long. I have a similar issue with the Red Dragon arc in CRK, WHY WASN'T FIRE SPIRIT THERE?) I LOVE the dragons, I love their relationship with each other, I love the conflict between them, even the unique bonds/quarrels between specific ones! And their storyline is picked up and dropped over and over again, left to collect dust until they feel like continuing the story. Hell, remember Gingerbrave and co.'s quest to find where that wizard compass is pointing, and to find a place for them to build a peaceful life away from the Witches? Me neither lol. Sea Fairy's great sacrifice with Sugarteara and the cursed pearl? (SF was done SO dirty in Kingdom, she's an actual character in OB and in CRK all she cares about is Moonlight, to the point that she lets an entire civilization fall to ruin because she refuses to do her fucking job) The Xylitol gang... Well, as of writing this, that's the next update... Which will give us another legendary cookie, hardly 3 months after Dreamweaver lol. Fuck Stevia Nova, I already don't give a damn. Give me more Xylitol Nova and Astronaut and that's it
I have a lot more to say (especially about BS and GC, God I could talk about them FOREVER, they're so interesting to me), but I think I've rambled enough lol. All the love for Shadow Milk, truly, but all the love and justice for Burning Spice and the other Beasts and every other character that gets ignored, too
#seriously I could talk abt BS and GC for 5000 years. My analysis of them goes hard and deep#also. even if I couldn't have gone. you know how nice it would've been if there was a Land of Fire and Ruin pop-up?#or a Realm of Apathy/Ivory Pagoda one?#separate point. I just really adored the Indian and Chinese aesthetic and inspirations for BS and MF. I want more like that#India and China are such rich and diverse nations/cultures. The Europe and Alice and Wonderland vibe w SM is lovely too but...#... it isn't really anything we haven't seen before. you know?#if the leaked background for ES is real then she's supposed to be Greek. Hope they don't squander that. Greece is cool#also I have... an additional theory for why ep 7+8 and the PV/SM dynamic get all the attention...#...and also why BS is the least developed Beast. but I hesitate to even look in the direction of those hornet's nests lmao#anyway thank you for sharing your thoughts anon ✌️ solidarity#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie#burning spice cookie#mystic flour cookie#cookie run ovenbreak
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