#Alastor with his daughter

[hells-greatest-performers]

I’ve been waiting to post this pic!

Alastor is reading “Alice in Wonderland” to Calliope! And she’s even dressed as Alice for her first birthday! 🥹

@lucifer-imaginaryfriend you’re simply amazing for making this piece! Amazing work as always! 💋

[ryan-is-a-god]

Do Not Photograph his daughter 😤💢

They will stab you.

Update Post!

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[ticklytums]

He can’t just let his favorite princess sulk after all. Why Alastor takes his job as the self designated hotel entertainer and clown very seriously! And takes his position with Charlie even more so!

Arms latch around the princess, smirking as she collapses in a fit of giggles against his chest, which eager claws are all too happy to encourage.

“Oh, are we singing my dear? Well allow me to contribute a tune of my own! Yes, quite fitting for this moment!”

Hey, hobo man

Hey, Dapper Dan

You've both got your style

But Brother,

You're never fully dressed

Without a smile!”

Ah, she’s a wriggling one, she resists too much! His favorite tune, echoes from his microphone, and his merry voice contributes the lyrics and enhance the silliness of it all.

“Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly

They stand out a mile --

But Brother,

You're never fully dressed

Without a—stop squirming! Listen to my wonderful singing, you’re running the moment!” he smirks.

[anime-lover-mooncake]

Wanted to draw some Luci and Niffty bonding!

[dedlit]

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Radioapple vs the media

Alastor-

-I must never show weakness.

-Reputation is the difference between afterlife and death.

-Public friendships/relationships are a one way ticket to absolute destruction.

-Everything must fall into place or I will loose EVERYTHING.

Lucifer -Nothing matters- Who cares? -I don’t. -King of fuckin hell-

Lucifer: *standing infront a bunch of cameramen*

Hold up let me get my list of taboos…

Uhhhmmmmm… *starts counting on his fingers*

-I cry all the time

-Depression is a state of being

-I don’t have a gender… technically I have them all…

-Sexuality means nothing to me

-I don’t really have a preference on top or bottom

-Honestly I just want to be held sometimes haha!

-yes lillith topped half the time. We were married for thousands of years. You try NOT testing everything out in the bedroom at least once.

-I totally invented oral sex. You’re welcome.

-Shit is Charlie watching this?? Fuck uuuh… whelp no turning back now. Hi char-char! I gave birth to you! HAHA! Crazy right??? Kinda like a seahorse!! Ooh! Someone should claim that!!!

-Oh!! I also make rubber ducks in my free time 😊

[inuhalfdemon]

Alastor was in his main room within the hotel. He had just hung up his jacket and was setting aside his bowtie when a golden-glowing portal formed beside his door, Lucifer stepping out.

Lucifer cleared his throat; his portal snapping closed behind him.

“Hey, Al…sorry for stopping by unannounced.” He paused. “Are those wards of yours still up and working?”

“Yes.” Alastor turned, glaring at him.

“Oh, good.”

“Wh-?”

Lucifer exploded into his winged-devil form; hurling himself at Alastor and painfully pinning him to the wall. Photo frames and a variety of décor fell and crashed to the floor.

“YOU FUCKING MADE A DEAL WITH CHARLIE!?” He roared into Alastor’s face.

“Wait! Just wait! Lucifer, let me explain!” Alastor struggled. Despite his height; Lucifer had leveraged himself at the end of a sofa that Alastor kept against that particular wall and he was finding it hard to find his footing with how high Lucifer had pinned him. His ears laid flat and his eyes were wide.

He hadn’t anticipated Lucifer finding out about his deal with Charlie so quickly nor had he properly considered the King’s response.

“EXPLAIN IT THEN!” Lucifer shoved against him and Alastor thought his chest might just cave in.

Air rushed from Alastor’s lungs and he wheezed; trying to gulp more in.

“I did it- I did it for the power!”

“HOW DOES THAT ANSWER MAKE THIS SITUATION ANY BETTER FOR YOU!?”

Lucifer’s grip on him sharply tightened; his eyes glowing and burning hotter.

“Careful, Luci….please…I’m not Lilith…you could actually kill me!”

“I JUST MIGHT…” Lucifer hissed; spitting into his face. “YOU THINK THAT I’D RAISE A HAND TO LILITH!? YOU THINK THAT SHE’D INVOKE MY WRATH TO SUCH AN EXTENT!?”

“No, no, no –“ Alastor was shaking now. “That’s not why I said it- I-“

“YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING LITTLE COCK-“

“HEY!” Alastor shouted back at him then in deeply offended resentment.

“-ROACH” Lucifer finished.

“Oh, yeah….okay.”

Lucifer seethed at him and Alastor took a risk at furthering his explanation.

“Look, it was a very simple deal that I made with Charlie. A deal of favors. I made it because I had something to offer and the added power I get from making a deal like that – with someone like Charlie – it’s significant. It could prove to be beneficial to us when it comes time to defend the hotel.” Alastor reasoned. He withheld the points that: he did it as a small backhand at Lucifer - banking on that his continuing deal with Lilith protected him from any real consequential harm; and that it might be a very valuable get-out-jail-free card he could use in breaking one - or even two - of his chains at some point.

“VOID. IT.” Lucifer growled at him, deep and menacingly, emphasizing both words with precision.

“I can’t…you know I can’t!” Alastor told him, honestly. “My part of the deal is complete.”

“THEN ASK HER TO MAKE YOU A FUCKING SANDWICH.”

“A: That would be rather rude. B: It’s not quite that simple. It has to be a favor that only Charlie could provide for me; something only within her possession, power or ability that I can request from her and her only. She likely doesn’t even have anything like that yet!”

One favor at the time of my choosing where she harms no one…but, Alastor didn’t bother delving into those little details.

“WHAT A FUCKING-“ Lucifer shoved him again and then pushed away; letting him go.

Alastor slid to the floor; his feet catching him but his legs wobbled and buckled and he just went to the ground.

Excerpt from my "No One Can Know..." radioapple fanfic

Taglist: @helluva-simper

[allastoredeer]

Pfff Carmilla and Alastor both bout to be drunk at the overlords meetings and somehow they are just...complete bff's when drunk? Alastor hands over the liquor, next thing anyone knows Carmillas hair is down and she's letting Alastor braid it for whatever fucking reason while she tries to talk about whatever the meeting was about and more than once forgets to speak in a language the rest of the room knows reverting either to her native tongue or Spanish or into something she picked up as Overlord like Eldritch

And Rosie's now trying to juggle both of them and get them both sober while they play with her hat and paint her nails.

Alastor and Carmilla never knew how much they had in common! ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ They both have a crush on like being around Zestial, they both hate the Vee's, they both love gossiping (Carmilla has a lot of tea to spill, much to Alastor's surprise and delight), and they're both an appreciator of exquisite cuisine. The meeting just started, and they're already leaving because Alastor told her about this recipe that she just had to try.

I love the idea of Alastor knowing how to braid ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ And Carmilla looks so pretty with her hair down, I'm pretty I'd short-circuit if it were me.

What makes it better is that when they're sober again? They don't remember any of it. And no one can even get picture or video proof because Alastor shorts out every camera and ruins every photo.

They're besties and they don't even know it.

[maraune]

I CAN'T believe there is no amnesia radioapple fic.

H O W

[madreemeritus]

Ok aparently this is a VERY unpopular opinion but I need to express myself or else I'll die

The amount of people that believe Husk was a horrible person and an abuser just like Val when he was an Overlord is upsetting me — NOT SAYING IT'S A BAD OR UNVALID INTERPRETATION, I just personally don't like it (and don't believe it), everytime I see someone saying that I just feel sad🙂

"oh you're biased cause you're a Husk fan" yes I am, so what?

[hells-greatest-performers]

(damn you should probably be asleep... Idk where your from but I think it's like very late you...)

Alastor just let him hold his daughter if he tries to run away with her don't worry I put a net trap Infront of the door don't ask me why I put it there...

Lucifer: *being patient* Please Alastor. I’ll stay in the room. I won’t leave. Just…please let me hold her…

Alastor: *waning due to pain* Fine. *reluctantly hands Calliope over*

Lucifer: *cradles his newborn daughter in his arms*

Lucifer: She’s so beautiful…Hello Calliope. I’m your father. And I already love you so much.

[ryan-is-a-god]

Do Not Photograph his Daughter 😤💢

They will stab you

[damnedrainbows]

tomorrow maybe I’ll make a post analysis sobbing in length about how the only time alastor’s smiles look truly genuine and happy (and his ears perk!) are his extended interactions with the three girls in his life that he cares about

because. would you look. at this???

[loser-babey]

pleasure to meet you sir, quite a pleasure !

[bunny-is-cute]

Random minions: *arrives to hidden lair with kidnapped Cherie *

Cherie (age 5): *unaware of what is happening and just seeing what happens*

Vox: Aww look at the little fawn! *laughs evilly*

Cherie: My Daddy won’t let you get away with this!

Random Minion: Big fucking whoop! Our boss is an Overlord!

Cherie: Yeah? So is my Dad!

Random Minion: Oh yeah? Which one?

Cherie: The Radio Demon!

Vox: *realizes the mistake*

Vox: Oh my god your Father is Alastor.

Vox: OH MY GOD YOU MORONS STOLE ALASTOR’S KID! HOW?! How did you steal Alastor’s kid?

Minion: Well, first, we beat up the hotel staff…

Vox: Oh my shit...