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Dick does not know what he expected trying to sneak a snack from the kitchen before the Thanksgiving dinner.

Maybe Alfred smacking his hand way with a spoon, maybe Jason singing out for tune, maybe his newest brother Danny would help him steal some stuffing.

Not..

“DICK THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR!!”

“HOW THE FUCK?! IT’S A TOFU TURKEY! THERE IS NO BIRD TO BEGIN WITH!!”

“Master Jason! I will allow that slip up for this one occasion! That being said, if could watch your tongue it would be greatly appreciated!”

“Sorry Alfie! Bu-hurk!”

Dick watched at the door as the turkey elbow slammed Jason into a cupboard. The tofu turkey threw a spoon of mash potato as Danny tried to drag little wing out of the line of fire.

He closed the door when he noted Alfred was loading up the shotgun.

He will never understand cooking…

#Danny nicked himself helping out..#the turkey he was working on proceeded to throw the tofu turkey at Danny #which he caught #with his nicked hand #Dick is confused on multiple levels #he is now guarding the door from the others #tim: how’s it going in there?#dick: well..#*thunk* *thunk* *bang* *BOOM*#dick: great! just great! you mind checking in on Damian for me real quick?#Alfred: TALLY HO BOYS! TALLY HO #dp x dc #dick grayson #jason todd #danny fenton #alfred pennyworth #nightwing #red hood #danny phantom #tim drake #red robin #somehow dinner was on time and the kitchen was spotless by then #happy thanksgiving #Alfred: THE GAME IS AFOOT!#writing prompt

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