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[nyssasatelier]

Epic animatic update :

I'm still suffering

I kind of hate this actually

[dakusan]

H O W S K Z T E X T W H E N … T H E Y ’ R E D R U N K

stray kids ot8 x reader | drunk texting, emotional whiplash, chaotic flirtation, love at 2AM

🌙 synopsis: They said they wouldn’t get that drunk. They got that drunk. Somewhere between the third shot and their thumb hovering over your name, they forgot how to act normal. They text like it’s a confession booth. They voice memo like it’s their last voicemail. Some of them send “u up?” with a smile. Some send “i miss u” with a death grip on denial. And some…? Just wanna draw you asleep and call it art. This isn’t just drunk texting. It’s SKZ being hopelessly, tipsily, embarrassingly into you. Soft boys. Unfiltered feelings. Typos that say too much. Welcome to the inbox you dream about getting.

💌 a/n: hi. yes. it’s me. Sunday softdrops baby. i blacked out and woke up in a google doc full of emotionally unstable drunk men with fluffy hair and no texting filter. did i write han’s entire section from personal experience? maybe. did jeongin flirt with me through my own writing? also maybe. am i okay? no. but it’s fine. 🫠 thank u for reading my little brainrot. u deserve a drunk text from your bias tonight. or at least a meme and a forehead selfie. p.s. reblogs = aftercare 🥺 p.p.s. if you read this and didn’t feel something, check your pulse babe. p.p.p.s. omg it took me longer to make that fucking banner than it did to write this entire post i’m losing my mind 💀 pls validate me it’s cute right

📍credits: @cafekitsune for the dividers

🎶 Now Playing: "Love Scenario" — IKON

Bang Chan // 방찬 ✨ The “Accidental Soulmate Confessor” Emotional | Heartfelt | Always just one beer away from writing you a wedding vow | Thinks he’s texting normally — he’s absolutely not.

[2:04AM] u kno ur the best thing that ever happened to me right [2:05AM] like not just in a 😚❤️ way but in a 🌎☁️🌟💍 way [2:07AM] am i spelling good? is this good spelling? [2:08AM] imma write u a song rn brb need to find my mic. love u. (You later receive a 32-second voice memo of him singing about your eyelashes before snoring kicks in.)

📱 Text style: Long heartfelt paragraphs cut into chaotic line breaks. One (1) existential crisis per text chain.

🥂 Drunk vibe: A soft ball of love. Tears up mid-sentence. Thinks about forever while holding his water bottle like it’s a mic.

💿 Aesthetic: Hoodie sleeves over his hands, star projector spinning, acoustic lo-fi playing, and the word “love” typed and retyped 12 times.

🍷 What he got drunk on: Two whiskey highballs and half a glass of wine he didn’t mean to drink that fast.

Lee Know // 리노 😤 The “Angry-That-He-Misses-You” Drunk Tsundere | Bluntly Flirty | Lowkey Clingy | Mad that you make his heart soft

[1:47AM] don t get used to this i m n ot cute i jst miss ur dumb face [1:48AM] ur the only person i wldnt throw a slipper at. tha means smthing [1:49AM] “come over so i can insult u in person 🐱🖤 (Follows with a blurry selfie in your hoodie: “it doesn t smell like u anymore fix it”)

📱 Text style: Aggressively incorrect spelling + love disguised as threats.

🥂 Drunk vibe: Angry at feelings. Loudly defensive. Will call you annoying then stare at your contact photo for 10 minutes.

💿 Aesthetic: One earbud in, black hoodie pulled tight, cat curled on his lap, 2 unread messages from you he pretends not to obsess over.

🍷 What he got drunk on: Soju bombs and a shot he claimed he didn’t like but still asked for another.

Changbin // 창빈 💪 The “Buff Romantic” Loudly Affectionate | Jealous in a Healthy Way™ | Protective Softie | Wants to fight your sadness and win

[12:33AM] LISTEN i don’t say it enough but UR 🔥 and funny and i wanna squish ur cheeks [12:35AM] also i think i saw a guy look at u once and i didn’t like it i think i’m jealous?? [12:37AM] but like in a healthy communicative way😤💕 (Sends 12 progressively zoomed selfies of his forehead.)

📱 Text style: Caps lock + muscle emojis + randomly tender confessions

🥂 Drunk vibe: 50% flirt, 50% hype man. Will body slam your insecurities if given the chance.

💿 Aesthetic: Heavy chain necklace, Spotify on sad R&B, heart-shaped Post-its on his gym mirror, three selfies in your messages before you even respond.

🍷 What he got drunk on: Tequila shots and one suspicious pink drink the bartender dared him to finish.

Hyunjin // 현진 🎭 The “Poetic and Probably Crying” Drunk Hopeless Romantic | Art Boy Delusions | Will write you a sonnet and cry while doing it | Thinks your hand is a masterpiece

[1:11AM] i saw a moon tonight and thought it was u [1:12AM] no wait it was a streetlamp but i still meant it [1:13AM] ur hands r my fav shape [1:15AM] can i draw u asleep? not in a creepy way. ok maybe in a little way. (Sends a blurry sketchbook page that just says “pretty” written over and over.)

📱 Text style: All lowercase. No punctuation. A poem in disguise.

🥂 Drunk vibe: Gazes out the window with a single tear. Dramatically clutches his chest while texting you you’re “divine.”

💿 Aesthetic: Scented candles, sketchbook covered in flowers, red wine stains on notebook paper, whispered voice notes that make your heart ache.

🍷 What he got drunk on: One bottle of red wine, a playlist titled “tragically yours,” and exactly one bite of cheese.

Han // 한 🌀 The “Unhinged Meme Lord with Accidental Feelings” Chaotic Neutral | Otter Memes + Unplanned Confessions | Panic Texts | Actually Madly in Love

[2:55AM] i just rememebred u like otters. here’s an otter. also me when u smile 🦦🫠🫶 [2:58AM] how do i send a pizza to ur house without knowing ur address?? wait nvm i do know it. im smart. genius. [3:00AM] ok but like... i love u. oh no i pressed send wait nO (Follows up with: “jk unless??? 😳”)

📱 Text style: Meme. Confession. Apology. Repeat.

🥂 Drunk vibe: Flirting through chaos. Will quote SpongeBob and then cry because “you’re the only one who gets him.”

💿 Aesthetic: Hoodie up, random snacks around his desk, YouTube playing a conspiracy video in the background, one hand hovering over the delete button.

🍷 What he got drunk on: Soju + cider mix, three jello shots, and something called “angry peach tornado” from a sketchy bar.

Felix // 필릭스 🌻 The “Sunshine Becomes Liquid Gold” Drunk Emotionally Soft | Hug Dispenser™ | Cries Because He Loves You Too Much | Wants to tuck you in spiritually

[11:45PM] hiii 💛 just want u 2 kno ur like my fav person ever like ever ever ever [11:46PM] u ever seen a star and been like wow that’s them?? bc that’s me rn with u [11:48PM] sending hugs via telepathy did u get it?? 🫂☁️💫 (Includes a 3-second voice note: “hiiiiiii... ur cute. ok bye.” followed by a giggle.)

📱 Text style: Stream of consciousness kindness + giggles in voice memos

🥂 Drunk vibe: Becomes 100x more affectionate. Holds your hand tighter. Cries over how lucky he is to know you.

💿 Aesthetic: Lavender candle burning, soft knit sweater, arms wrapped around a pillow, 7 open tabs of photos he wants to send but thinks “are too much.”

🍷 What he got drunk on: Sparkling rosé and one (1) baby bottle of peach soju. He got tipsy halfway through dessert.

Seungmin // 승민 😐 The “Denial But Obsessed” Drunk Pretends He’s Sober | Insults You Lovingly | Texts Like He’s Not in Love (But He Is) | Regrets Everything the Next Day

[12:12AM] i’m not even drunk lol u just looked really nice in that one outfit from last week [12:13AM] don’t let it go to ur head. average. 6/10. ok fine 11/10. whatever. [12:15AM] if i die tonight tell my dog i loved u more (Next day: “that wasn’t me. i was hacked.”)

📱 Text style: Passive-aggressive flirts + “idc but here’s my heart” energy

🥂 Drunk vibe: Thinks he’s subtle. Is actually fully feral. Will send “you up?” but claim it was a typo.

💿 Aesthetic: Glass of wine untouched, sarcasm layered over panic, piano keys he’ll pretend he doesn’t play when thinking of you.

🍷 What he got drunk on: Expensive red wine he “hates” but keeps sipping like it’s vengeance. Also maybe a whisky cola he didn’t finish.

I.n // 아이엔 🍓 The “Too-Sober-to-Be-This-Flirty” Drunk Composed | Mischievous | Knows EXACTLY What He’s Doing | Flirts with a smirk you can feel through the screen

[10:44PM] not drunk just thinkin. bout u. in that outfit from last week lol [10:46PM] r u free rn or should i keep pretending i don’t wanna kiss u [10:49PM] missed my stop btw. not bc of u. but also yes. entirely bc of u. (Sends a photo of his shoes and says: “u could be in front of these rn just say the word”)

📱 Text style: Quiet confidence + emotional landmines disguised as jokes

🥂 Drunk vibe: Barely tipsy. Still 100% in control. Uses texting as a weapon and you never see it coming.

💿 Aesthetic: Glossy lips, streetlight reflecting on his rings, late train ride, voice memo he replayed twice before hitting send.

🍷 What he got drunk on: Soju + soda with ice and a lemon wedge. He’s classy. He’s dangerous. He drank it slow just to mess with you.

[celestiamour]

Ever since squid game s1&s2 wi hajoon character😩 I even saw a clip of his back 💀ok im getting side tracked😭so may I please request a smut with junho x fem reader where he’s stressed trying to find his brother but his wife or gf is there for him to keep him calm. It could literally be any plot😭 just need Jun Ho

ft. hwang jun-ho x f! reader — squid game

╰₊✧ eating you out after a long stressful day┊0.7k words

setting: season 1, before the 33rd games contains: smut!! dom jun-ho & sub reader┊oral fixation, receiving oral, overstimulation, mentioned nipple play & marking, established relationship

➤ author's note: i need this so bad, the new year depression is hitting and i’m so lonely

being a police detective is insanely stressful on levels he couldn’t even begin to explain, even more so when it’s a case related to him personally. ever since his brother went missing, he’s been relentless in his pursuit to find him, searching for even the tiniest clues that may help push the dead end he’s been stuck at for so long. he comes back a little bit later each night with less and less energy, crashing out on the couch and fall asleep to stop the raging headache from considering all of the possible things that could have happened. 

he still makes an effort to be there for you though, taking time out of his busy schedule to take you out on at least one date per week, not just to remind you that he loves you even with how busy he is, but for him to relax too. there’s nothing better than being comfortable and able to turn off the gears constantly turning in his brain in the company of someone he adores so much, and returning home to rest in your warm embrace is akin to heaven for his troubled mind. 

sometimes he likes to shut his brain down entirely when having sex with you and just thoughtlessly do his own thing. it’s almost therapeutic for him, even though you’re the victim of his ministrations and find your body suffering from too much pleasure (if it’s even a thing, he draws a thin line that makes you wonder).

like he is right now, hands spreading the inside of your thighs with a tight grip to prevent them from closing and his mouth laser-focused on what’s in between.

“i-it’s too much,” you whined, trying to push him away for a second of relief yet making no real attempt to do so, limbs slacking after a mere second of effort. perspiration had covered your skin in a thin sheen, shining under the light of the ceiling fixture and drawing attention to his previous actions: marks from constant sucking and biting into your soft flesh all over your neck and chest area. 

he simply hummed in response, the vibrations sending pleasure straight to your clit and making your whimper, not really listening to you. there weren’t really any thoughts in his head at the moment, only trying to pull another orgasm from your spent body to taste more of your addicting nectar and listen to your cries that sounded like the song of an angel.

you originally wanted to pay him attention before yourself, taking the edge off the perpetual stress he was going through with his climax, yet this was all he wanted to do, sucking on your clit like it was candy until the neighbors knew his name. there was no real skill or technique behind his movements, just pure unadulterated passion and lust as he pulled you even closer than you thought possible with an increased pace of fucking you with his tongue. 

it felt so suffocatingly hot, taking another breath only to let out another pitched moan in a vicious cycle. you didn’t know where to put your hands, alternating from the bedsheets to your oversized t-shirt stolen from his before finally tangling your fingers in his dark locks and tugging which caused him to groan in response. he finally opened his eyes and met your half-lidded ones, but he did not stop his assault on your engorged pearl. truthfully, the sight of you as such a blissed-out mess was almost enough to make him cum untouched, and he’s not even certain if he didn’t.

the familiar feeling of an orgasm washes over you, the intensity of it being your third tonight making your back arch off the mattress and your toes curl with a pitiful gasp. still, jun-ho’s lips stayed latched onto your abused pussy, lapping up all of your arousal like a damn dog until you were all cleaned up with nothing but his spit slicking your folds. you whimpered when he finally let go only to part your swollen hypersensitive cunt with his finger, admiring how it quivered and clenched around nothing begging for more.

it was going to be a long night, but it’s worth it if he gets the satisfaction of carrying you out of bed the next day due to your shaking legs and he finally wakes up with a clear head for once.

[phoenixtakaramono]

Fun fact, the version posted here on tumblr is sliiiiiighty different from the version tweeted on twitter.

Into the Butchlander Multiverse Threadfic - Part II

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EXCERPTS: "Fuck being a gentleman. If I waited for you any longer, we'd both be in our eighties. ...So believe me, William. As much as this hurts me to do this...you have to be punished a little." | Like a brat who doesn't realize the consequences of his actions and that he's about to get spanked, Homelander invites with an easy grin, "Well, gentlemen, which one of you wants to go first?"

CW: 🔞 scene involving 7 Butchers sandwiching 1 Homelander, spoilers for The Name of the Game (AO3), Truce (AO3), and my other butchlander AU threadfics these 5 Butchers originate from

(You can read the rest of the threadfic update here!)

If you don’t have a Twitter account, screenshots are provided below the line break so you can read this update on Tumblr as well (contains ⚠️🔞 below, so proceed with caution if you’re out in public):

Billy recognizes the pensive look Homelander's directing over at Billy's doppelgängers, with his pretty blue eyes all expressive and forlorn.

Once Sameer wanders out of earshot, Homelander floats on over to Billy, his deep honeyed voice full of longing as he whispers, "Why can't we keep them here?"

Billy is not about to sit down and explain to Connie Butcher née Atkinson why she suddenly has a set of seven nearly-identical septuplets—when she'd only given birth to two sons.

Neither does Billy want to share his Homelander with them.

But instead of voicing his true thoughts aloud, Billy retorts calmly, "Because, John, you have me, don't you?" The moment the name fell from his lips, he knows he's gotten Homelander's attention. Billy spares him a look.

They were going to have a nice long chat about the dreams Homelander had mentioned having—but now’s clearly not the time for that conversation.

"Besides...they all got their own Homelanders to go home to.” Billy offers a smirk. “Let's not separate the lovers, eh?"

It's the smart answer, because that's what gets Homelander to reluctantly do away with any of his dark intrusive thoughts to sabotage the machine and hold all six Butchers back as some sort of f*cked up modern-day harem of Butchers to cater to him, preventing them from returning to their worlds.

But it's an answer that must've jinxed Billy’s, because the moment that all six Butchers blink out of existence in a brilliant glow, the machine starts sparking. Sameer’s shouts for a fire extinguisher are heard as a blanket of smoke buffets the air.

The overhead sprinklers came on, raining down on the sparking machinery.

But that’s not the issue. Because now, standing in the vacated space of the six Butchers who'd disappeared, six Homelanders, and his Homelander, are staring back shell-shocked at one equally stunned William J. Butcher.

(The End...?)

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(A/N) - Y'all... Groan with me, because this writer had written completely beautiful romantic prose that'd been 58 tweets long at the end from 1AM to 6AM—when my computer decided to restart on me. 😂😥 I did my best to recreate what I could remember here, but we light candles for what could've been my best 🔞 writing for a threadfic, ahhhhhh. I did my best but this is only a 60% recreation. RIP 💀. I hope y'all enjoyed nonetheless! ✨（￣︶￣）↗　

By the way, the ending is open-ended because it teases a second follow-up to this threadfic. But it won't be till later when I start it.

[planete777]

LEAF TAPES 2・⁠｡♪ LN4

( lando norris x fem!reader ft. oscar piastri )

read part 1!

IN WHICH. after months of radio silence, y/n and lando go trending for the same thing again... but this time, it's not only them.

WARNINGS. 18+, MINORS DNI!, non consensual explicit video leaked, sexual descriptions, twitter environement, mentions of getting high (as per), very self indulgent so just sit back and enjoy

NOTE. it's finally here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've answered your requests, i hope you guys like it. my back aches from doing this so im gonna knock myself out lol. anyways, last fic for a few weeks, but i'll still be online/idle so u can still drop by my inbox if u want. okay ill let u go now bye and enjoy!!!!!

‧₊˚✩彡 taglist @laciijane @ferrarrigirl @norrizzandpia @mimi-luvzyu @multifandomwhore-003 (use askbox if you'd like to be added!)

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yn_ln

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yn_ln life lately <3

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landonorris literally obsessed with you

landonorris love the last picture who's that on the left -> yn_ln what happened to being obsessed with me :((( -> landonorris sorry 😅 i mean the left. -> user 😭

user oscar cameo!!!!! OSCAR!!! CAMEO!!!

user i want both of them!!11!!1!1! i can take both of you!!!! -> user so real

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oscarpiastri anyways i look so good -> yn_ln humble yourself babe x -> landonorris what she said ^ -> user don't listen to them oscar, you do love good ❤ -> oscarpiastri trust me, i know 😏

lily_mhe loved going out with u bby <3 -> yn_ln yes!! we should do it again.... without the boys 😒 -> alexalbon uhm wow -> landonorris i need to get used to sharing the loml </3 -> oscarpiastri lol -> yn_ln 🤭

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landonorris

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yn_ln look at us trending for the second time in 2 months 😝 -> landonorris ikr such icons -> oscarpiastri quite fun tbh -> user 😭 -> user u lot realllyyyyy dgaf and i love that for you

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user im surprised he didn't post a lil snippet on ig like yn did last time -> user literally 💀 -> user he wants us to have the full experience on twt fr

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yn_ln no more 🐱 for u! -> landonorris NO. U CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. -> user he survives purely off of the kitty cat. i support the hustle -> oscarpiastri spare the man 🙏 -> yn_ln nah he can just watch -> oscarpiastri fine by me

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[minnies-puppydoll]

Could you maybe do one of seungmin getting mad at you in public for wearing revealing clothes, ty!

Seungmin Drabble #1

*~Disobeying Dom Seungmin~*

pairing: hard dom!seungmin x sub!reader

warnings: MEANIE PANTS SEUNG! no smut but very suggestive, lots of degredation, reader is called a bitch, i think thats it.

note: personally…i could never disobey him but thats just me🐶 good luck with that tho!

heres ur order!! smut under the cut!!!!!!!!!!!

it was going to be a perfect night. your boyfriend seungmin finally got reservations for that fancy, expensive diner you’ve been dying to go to.

the only problem was..you were running a little late.

you took a nice, long shower beforehand, using all the scents you know he loves on you. laying out three different dresses on your bed, you quickly tried to decide which one would be the best fit for tonight’s important date.

one was grey, and wrapped your body elegantly with silk fabric. the second was light pink, with a high cut waist and a frilly bottom, seungmin loves that one. and the third…oh.

seungmin hates this dress. he specifically told you not to wear it in public anymore. its was a black, hollow out dress with sheer fabric and strings where there wasn’t your boobs or your ass showing. nothing different than a stripper dress.

now, you know seungmin better than anyone. and when he says he hates that dress, its not because its ugly in any way, shape, or form. no. the way you look in that dress could make even him fall to his knees for you.

it’s because of the attention it brings to HIS precious girl. seungmin isn’t an insecure man either, he obviously wants to show you off on his arm when you get all dolled up for him, but with THAT dress? you couldn’t even get a few feet away from him without being approached or even made a pass at.

he knows you would never leave him for another guy, he just can’t stand people sizing up his pretty little prey like wild beasts. so, you aren’t allowed to wear it per his rules, fine. but honestly, you’ve always wondered what would happen if you disobeyed him.

so..maybe you wore the dress anyway..how bad could this go, right? now the problem was, how to get there.

normally he would pick you up in his car, but you know for a fact he would make you change immediately. so that was out. maybe you could just text him?

minnieeee?

hi, sweet baby🩷 you ready to be picked up?

uhhh

hm?

actually min, can i drive myself and meet you there? i have a suprise for you.

uh oh.

WDYM UH OH

that can’t be good. you’re scaring me💀

ITS JUST A SUPRISE OKAY

…its the dress isn’t it?

..no actually! its a secret so you’ll know when i get there so i actually have to go now and walk my fish see you soon love you bye-

we’ll see.

your nerves are alight as you pull into the parking lot, biting your lip in fear and arousal at how seungmin will deal with you. you’ve never disobeyed him before, always wanting to recieve his sparing praise and not cause a fuss.

your heels click against the floor as you step into the new diner, looking like the most expensive thing there. the confidence you’re radiating is only surface level though, the truth is, if you had a tail right now it would be tightly tucked between your legs.

when the host tells you where seungmin is sitting, you hesitantly make your way over. he is indeed there, he smiles at you sweetly before looking down at that dress. that stupid fucking dress.

he looks back up into your eyes with a dissapointed, mean glare in his. if you were at home, that look would have you begging for forgiveness. you immediately look down, shying away from his gaze as you put your purse down and bow slightly at him.

“hey, seungmin..”

“sit down.”

the demand has you plopping down in your seat without hesitation. his tone is clear and calm, but equally cold.

“i thought i told you not to wear that dress. hm? or are you just too dumb and slutty to remember my rules?

oh. his harsh words make your thighs rub together, still refusing to meet his eyes.

“m’sorry..”

“sorry what.”

“so..so sorry, sir.”

“look at you. i do all these nice things for you, give you all my attention and look where it gets me. is my attention not enough? need it from the other manwhores here? i think you’re just too much of a slut to be thankful.”

his words have bite, making you equally feel bad for disobeying and almost drool from the degradation.

“yes sir, im a slut, sir.”

“i know you are.”

“just..wanted to see what you’d do..”

“want a punishment? is that what the dumb whore wants? hm?”

“um..depends what it is?”

“you don’t get to choose, stupid.”

“…well, what are you gonna do then?”

seungmin leans forward, resting his elbows on the table and looking at you with an amused expression. only this time do you meet his gaze, looking up at him through your lashes expectantly. seungmin scoffs.

“don’t fucking look at me.”

your eyes shoot down, just listening to him obediently. he leans forward to whisper in your ear.

“..when we get home, im ripping that slutty stripper dress off of you for good this time. then, im gonna muzzle you and make you beg for me to pound that slutty pussy like a good bitch. then lastly..you’re writing lines, sweetheart.”

sorry for ending it there..u just look so cute when ur teased<3 order again soon!🐶

[yakutarts]

My first commission of the entire fucking year.

Explanation why this has the Undertale tag under the cut ⬇️

This is a Discord commission for Reef, thank you so much for commissioning me, it truly means a lot and it has been a really long time since I drew for someone else. ♥️

Wtf this has to do with Undertale? This is a dragonized version of the client’s OC, Pearl. She’s a ship child of Dream and Blue, for further context, see this post. Basically his OC if she was a “dragon” like Dream and Nightmare (Dragon is between “” cuz they are not actual dragons, because that wasn’t what I intended while creating the designs, it isn’t a “them but dragons AU”, but a “Them if they didn’t had skeleton vessels AU”. But I will continue use the term because it stuck and it’s the most simple way to describe them.)

BOY do I have things to yap about this. It’s been SO LONG since my last client (August 2023), and I was actually a little nervous, worried that it might not look good but it turned out quite amazing! There is no better motivator like money! /hj

The top 3 hardest parts of making this was figuring out how to place the neck and back plates and how they are going to overlap each other, the neck angle and how it bends was not helping at all lol, had to revise it 3 times to make sure it was right. Tried to make them pearl shaped while having some resemblance to Dream’s plate design since that’s his child and all.

Second hardest part was the coloring, since this is a custom design and my reference was a skeleton, I had to cook some shit up. I spent some hot time wandering how I should color this without making it look boring, this is a flat body comm so I had to figure out how to make it look interesting without shading everything so it wouldn’t look bland. Coloring with watercolor made it easier, more textured. Decided to pick a gradient between green and blue, in the beginning it kinda felt like I was coloring a beach. The underbelly was actually gold before it got changed to pale yellow, the star pattern, white freckles and the darker color in the plates is what made it stand out the most.

The last hardest part of this was resisting the urge to shade it, cuz damn I really wanted to.

But well, that’s pretty much it! I hope to get more clients with more frequency, instead of 1 every six months or I this case 1 per year 💀.

Honestly I have been really happy with everything so far, I really like the UTMV community and I get fuzzy feelings at the thought that somebody liked my “true form apple twins” AU so much that they diced to commission me a piece based on that idea. It really means everything to me after the things I have been through (dw about it).

ALSO ALSO! Since this is a Dreamberry ship child, during the whole commission, start to finish, I could only think about this /j :

Yes I made this yes I hyper focused on making this right after I finished the main drawing no I’m not normal.

Pearl belongs to Reef

Dreamtale belongs to @ Jokublog

Ink!sans belongs to @ Myebi / @ Comyet

Swap!sans created by PopcornPrince / now Community Owned

True Form AU / Designs belong to me ( @ yakutarts)

[sourw0lfs]

Mixing things up this week (and possibly future weeks???) by adding in some of my WIPs that I don't classify as active but that I wouldn't mind working on here and there. And also by posting on the official start of my weekend rather than the conventional weekend.

I still have ones from last weekend to attend to also, but we’re working up to it, promise. Anyway, anyway, usual rules apply:

Send me any number of emojis associated with each fic/event and I’ll do 3 sentences per emoji in the ask*.

*The only except will be if a birthday prompt hits the required number of sentences before completing the emoji amount.

💀you’re on your own, kid (chapter 8) 😈 dance with the devil (chapter 1 rewrite) 🎲 steddie bingo (pick a prompt by clicking!) 🧰 STWG rarepair exchange 🎂 birthday event prompt (pick a prompt by clicking!) 🏥 steddie amnesia with a twist 🕰️ eddie time travel s1 rewrite 🚢steddie titanic au 🎻steddie violinist steve 💥an unfinished merthur fic

Excerpt from 🎲 and tags under the cut:

Heart pounding in his chest, Steve regards the man he’s sharing the cell with, a stranger in every way but name. His fingers are still gently brushing over his ear, the point like a knife under his fingertips despite being the same soft flesh as the rest. Every lie he’s ever been trained to use in situation like this lingers on the tip of his tongue, but for some reason Steve can’t seem to push them past his teeth. Maybe it’s because Eddie isn’t looking at him with the same kind of cold, greedy stare Steve has always been told follows when someone finds an elf. Instead his gaze is curious, questioning, soft. He also hasn’t moved, seemingly just as frozen in place as Steve, though there is a twitch to his fingers at his side, like he wants to reach out. Silence builds between the two of them, stretching seconds into minutes, until it’s definitely been too long for Steve to start rattling off lies now. Instead he opts for shifting from foot to foot. “Look—“ he starts, but Eddie cuts him off just as quickly as he begins. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything,” Eddie rushes to say, the words threatening to crash into each other. “I’ve just never— I haven’t met someone like you before.”

Tags: @vthx @hbyrde36 @pearynice @just-my-latest-hyperfixation @tinytalkingtina

@helpimstuckposting @machtaholic @felixir-of-moths @dreamwatch @eriquin

@augustjustice

[accio-victuuri]

how many cpns can you get from a 7 second douyin by wyb? 💚💚💚

The Douyin King is back! I know i’m not the only one who missed his random ass douyin posts. They are very much welcome, he is free to share one everyday. I’m cackling at the comparison going around between WYB and other people. So, the rest of the celebrities and influencers are posting on a regular basis per month and have different topics.

photos at work, travel photos, interests/hobbies. this line represents the whole year. there is another diagram that shows how many per line, like 1-2 or more. then you have wang yibo 😂😂😂

line 1 : I'm busy at work and have no time. // line 2: I don’t have time to skateboard, ride a motorcycle or play golf // line 3: Visit my gege’s camping site and the volcano scenery is very good and has a lot of material// line 4: happy and don’t have much time// line 5: Shoot whoever is lucky enough to shoot!

then all the lines after is when he will post — shows that he will share a lot towards the end of the year to keep up with KPI. lol. he is rushing his homework again, to the point that on the video, people are searching what wyb’s kpi mean. which is the engagement metrics he needs to reach and now he gotta work on it, even the fans know and expect it.

the memes are also hilarious! 😂😂😂 ( cat memes below ) basically him working on making his “cool” posts to the internet.

Honestly, never change yibo. We love you as you are, Our Gremlin Best Actor. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

That was a long intro, now let’s move on to the sweets & CPN…..

• @rainbowsky already talked about the messenger bird CPN & how it might be for ZZ’s Hennessy endorsement.

• similarity in how sometimes, they just wanna post an emoji for caption. this one is a cute parallel from 2021 and 2023. If you wanna further clown with WYB using kadian 13 for yizhan then go ahead too 😌

• it is being compared to him referencing his shoes before, picking up his shoes ( xie zi ) (xz) ; and now it’s another homophonic clue ( jm ) ⬇️⬇️⬇️

yes we know that you get to meet more often now cause you are both in Beijing! It’s so cool how their language can be used for so many things and you can play with it to send different meanings. international fans could never 💀💀💀💀

• talking about picking up and meeting, cpfs remembered ZZ’s 11/17/21 douyin post. It’s the one with him and a light saber and a sexy transformation. Going by his clothes, I’m thinking it was what he wore during the DC tencent conference and at the time of posting it was already considered as leftover. but I could be wrong, cause he might have worn other leather jackets that year for ads.

anyway, the point is — please compare the background of the rooms. the walls. you know. add the floor too. 👀

look, this isn’t the most unique type of interior. i would say it’s pretty basic like how we clown about hotel curtains. i’m guessing yibo’s is an evisu shoot sometime ago ( cause his hair is not that fluffy anymore idk if his stylist did something to make it like that even with his recent cut ). this place may be a studio of sorts that can be rented out and they just happen to have filmed there.

or… or…..

this could be XZS office. or one of their rented office. Why? this CPN is similar to the one in 2020. How we speculated that the birthday shoot was done in XZS office so ZZ could supervise the direction of the shoot too.

we also love to talk about how xzs and ybo office are right next to each other ( it’s a fact xzs is close to yuehua building actually ) so maybe that can be an explanation too 😂😂😂 it’s not uncommon for an office to have a separate space to do regular photoshoots so maybe theirs have that. or this could have been done after and wyb dropped off their office and took this.

hahahahahaha! so many explanations all because of a wall. that’s the kind of life we turtles have 🙃

Personally, i’m hoping for a 24 hour relay between them. 🙏🏼

-END.

[idyllwave]

I had a bit of shower thoughts in my head and funny scenario popped up with how a misunderstanding with Jing yuan and y/n in the emperor au. Like everybody tells y/n she’s a princess but not that the emperor is the fiancé, so when the emperor walks in she’s like “uhm…hi dad?”. It would make sense because if she’s the princess and Yuanie is the emperor, she must be his daughter 😂😂

I feel like this would really sell it that y/n is actually amnesiac and not just winging it. She could even say

“Pardon my insolence your highness, but aren’t you a tad too young to have children…? I-I mean, you hardly look older than me” 💀💀. I can imagine blade and luocha freezing up at the misunderstanding that amnesiac y/n thinks she’s Jing yuan’ daughter XD

I also have a couple headcannons abt emperor yuan:

1.He has a private zoo in the palace confirmed with all his finches, Mimi, and literally every exotic animal in existence

2. He’s a huge animal rights man and has passed several laws in his empire about them

3. He personally trains the knights and since he’s so op, he doesn’t need bodyguards

4. This is a lil dirty but I think he would have a degrading streak hehe. 😉

5. He loves napping like his cannon character and would like to lay on y/n’s lap and sleep. Obv when she’s an ‘amnesiac’

6. I think he does know that y/n is faking it immediately from the first life even b4 blade gave it away (fck u blade)

7. He has a bunch of enemies, I wouldn’t be surprised if he has beef with every single kingdom on the continent

8. Fu xuan is his right hand woman but he hates how she’s all abt work like the cannon hsr

9. Everybody in the kingdom thinks he’s a lazy ass tyrant but he’s massively improved the country.

10. He has 10 step hair care routine, prove me wrong.

11. He gets 30 assassination attempt on his life per day

Aside from my many hc’s I’m curious abt the deal with feixiao and Yuanie. I wonder if fei xiao would be a possible love interest cuz she’s just so ughhh 😩. Imagine having the attention of an emperor and his vassal(?).

Theory time!!! The reason why Sunday recommended getting close to Bladie over someone who I think is more trustworthy like boothil our fave cow boy is that 1. Blade is trying to revive Sunday since Sunday is not really dead but more of trapped in purgatory/ limbo.

2. Blade loves y/n but this is quite far fetched.

3. He did promise to kill her if yuan ever found out but I don’t think he’s that trustworthy.

4. Blade is actively working against Jing yuan and will steal y/n away from him under his nose like he did in pure imagination au. I honestly feel so bad for him in the au, like imagine having the love of your life yoinked from you out of nowhere after you literally risked your life saving her from you boss who wants to possibly use her for his evil(?) plans.

5. I would literally start by threatening blade but I’m not sure if y/n has enough guts to do it.

I totally think Yuanie would listen to y/n plea to spare the maid, even better if she suggests a lighter punishment like cutting her tongue off to show that 1. She’s willing to forgive the maid if she does that and 2. She’s doesn’t just randomly want the maid’s crimes to be forgiven. This comes with an added benefit of showing the maid that right now, she’s the one with power over her. The only problem comes when asking the maid to be reinstated as y/n’s lady in waiting cuz why tf would any sane bitch keep someone who tried to off you as a lady In waiting??? This could be patched by saying that y/n wants to give the maid a second chance but I’m not sure if yuan would buy it.

I also think of the way you used Sunday to twist reality and made it so y/n was pushed down the stairs was genius, like big brain energy 🤯🤯🤯. I did not know Sunday was that op and It makes me really wonder if Yuanie defeated him with his strength alone or he pulled some dirty tricks.

Sunday speaks very fondly of reader so is there a little inkling that he fell in love with reader? Maybe I’m just delusional :) but delulu is the solulu. I think Sunday is quite old if even y/n didn’t know abt him, so maybe a past life reincarnation type of thing?

Ik this is a lot to type but I hope you do read it all and as always stay hydrated ❤️❤️❤️

That would be so funny!!! 😂😂 but sadly Blade already told y/n that the emperor is her fiance lol. Though, if I didn't have Blade say that, then I definitely would have done something alone the lines of that lmao

1 & 2. I was thinking about this a few weeks ago (cause a certain jing yuan animation from hoyofair reminded me of mimi), so mimi may make an appearance here and there lol

3. Oh yeah, he definitely doesn't need bodyguards. 😂 (and a scene of training may pop up in the coming future 🫣)

4. He definitely would 💀 !! And i think he would have a power imbalance kink too 😳

5. He still naps 100%

6. Idk, maybe he doesn't know this time 😌

7. Bold of you to assume he hasn't already crushed all his enemies-

"I have no enemies, not because I'm peaceful but because I killed them all."

- jing yuan (probably)

8. Fu xuan is definitely still his right hand woman 😌

9. 💯

10. I can't prove you wrong 😔 (he may wrangle y/n into helping him with his hair some mornings and nights)

11. Assassination attempts? Hmm, i wonder who would even be brave enough to do that... Lmao, feixiao as a love interest 🤭 i haven't thought about that heh.

1. Blade trying to revive sunday? That's quite an interesting you have there 👀

2. Sadly I don't think Blade loves y/n (yet)

3. He isn't trustworthy at all 😔

4. In any au that i write, I would like to think Blade would save y/n (im definitely not hinting at anything of course-)

5. Blade would probably just stand there wondering why a sassy princess was threatening him

Blade:🧍‍♂️

Anyway, as of right now y/n doesn't know that Jing yuan is going to kill the maid since jing yuan talked about it with Blade away from y/n. But who knows, maybe she'll find out about it later...

Spoiler for what I'm planning:

Jing yuan defeated sunday with pure strength alone. (In my mind, Jing Yuan isn't one for tricks like that. But that's just me lol) I already have like 3k written for Jing Yuan and Sunday's backstory but that won't be revealed until a little later

Sunday falling in love with y/n... heh. 👀

And Sunday being older than he seems? I wonder about that... maybe they are closer in age than you think...

Dw! Read it all! I just get a bit distracted sometimes, so I'm sorry for the late reply lmao

[coconox]

quick lil smth for anyone thats interested

if youve noticed marbas, morax, and buer's skills, you've probably noticed that their healing is scaled off of their attack, but the ratio between the 2 wasn't explicitly stated in their skill descriptions

so, i asked pb about it and i got a reply! i also asked a few other gameplay questions that ppl probably won't be interested in so that's why the answer is numbered lol

so for example, take a lvl40 marbas with no artifacts that'll boost his atk:

atk: 1211

at skill lvl 1 (10%): healing output is +121 hp per second

at skill lvl 10 (14%): he'll heal roughly +170 hp per second

if you're wondering why buer's scaling is higher compared to the others, i'm guessing it's most likely because he heals single targets rather than a wide area like marbas or morax, so healing with marbas and morax at base lvl is technically around 100%, but it's divided somewhat evenly in a 3x3 area

i didn't mention gamigin in this since he's the only healer so far that 1. doesn't scale off of his atk and 2. the amount he heals per second is explicitly stated in his skills (thankfully)

with all that being said tho healing may get a revamp with lucifer coming soon. based on what pb said they're probably gonna change the scaling to be based off of hp rather than atk, which i think would be significantly better as atm healers are doomed by the narrative to have low atk 💀 (also all their evolutions have hp increase, atk is nowhere to be seen there)

still kinda sad that for this long a tank carrying marbas' sig artifact heals more than a healer themself,, here's a messy example showing the case hdjfkdk

basically

marbas (max evolve) (lvl 40): +152 hp (i have an atk artifact equipped on him)

valefor (max evolve) (lvl 40): +932 hp with marbas' sig

butt mammon (lvl 90): +2845 hp w marbas' sig

selfie mammon (max evolve) (lvl 90): +3045 hp w marbas' sig

attacker mammon (lvl 90): +5123 hp w marbas' sig

minhyeok's just there for the sillies LOL

tbh the more "accurate" comparison is between marbas and valefor since they're both the same lvl. valefor, a TANK, could heal roughly 6x more hp than marbas, WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEALER

anyw yeah rants over i rlly just wanted to share the first half of this post w yall lol

[thestitchywitchy]

I still can’t believe I drew this in 2 days

Hey spooky babes! 👻

It’s that time of year again…

welcome to the 7th year of Trick or Treat with me, Stitchy!!

This year will be slightly different from years past… mainly that I won’t be doing them every day, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays and sometimes Fridays of the month of October. You may submit every day to be next in queue, but readings won’t be everyday. Second, I will only be doing Oracle readings this year. I’ll get into more details of why in a different post as I want to keep this one relatively short…so on to the rules!!

You know the drill! If you don’t follow the rules, your request gets deleted. Simple? Simple.

As per usual, my handy dandy pendulum, Baxter, will help me decide if you get a deliciously good treat or a devilish trick!

Rules:

Important note: These are GENERAL READINGS. So no specific questions. You may include a question if you wish, but I do not guarantee an answer to it if Spirit is guiding me to give you a different message.

💀Drop a “Trick or Treat” in my inbox (DMs will be ignored) along with the following:

💀Your most common name or initials. If you submit anonymously, an emoji is also mandatory for energy connection purposes.

💀The deck you want a reading from. (Decks listed below)

💀A gif or image or your thoughts based on what vibes I or my blog gives you (bc I would like to receive some Treats this year too 😊🥰)

💀Reblog this post at least once this month (can’t really keep track of that, but your support is necessary for this to be a success and for me to want to continue again next year)

****You may submit countless times, just not back to back. PLEASE SPREAD OUT YOUR REQUESTS. Try to limit yourself to 1-3 times a day, if possible. If you take advantage, I will block you. No warning. There’s always one every year thinking they’re slick, so don’t think I’m playing lol I understand when accidents happen, but I don't play when its intentional.

I do not care if you follow me. Trick or Treating is open to all.

Decks to choose from:

🔮Postcard from Spirit

🔮Witch’s Wisdom

🔮Moonology

🔮Wisdom of the Oracle

🔮Sacred Rebels Oracle

🔮Flowers Oracle

🔮The Wild Unknown: Animal Spirit

🔮Island Time Wellness: Love Oracle

That’s it! Now get your candy buckets and start ringing my bell…if you dare

Happy Hauntings 🦇

🧵Stitchy

[arthrobug]

Clearing out my FireAlpaca files for CSP Part 3, Section 1!

This is just all the cat/Warriors art I've done, will be a second part in a moment as only 30 images are allowed per post 👌

First up, everything from 2022:

Being a UTMV fan, a while back I started designing Sans AUs as cats 💀 (This is meant to be Killer by the way) There were two counterparts to this drawing, but for some reason they got deleted??? Man. Anyways-

I'd say I was prolly one of the first 500-1000 people playing Clangen, since I played it before there was any publicity. These doodles were for one of my first Clans, CicadaClan, and how I interpreted the relationship between two toms, Newtwater and Halffur! Story ramble below.

Basically, Newtkit seemingly really hated Halfpaw for some reason (relationship tabs didn't exist, just through interactions), but eventually that hatred died down into a reckless/self-sacrificing type of personality, and Newtpaw got attacked by an eagle twice for Halffur. Eventually I was wondering when they'd finally become mates, until it seemed that Curlleaf, the deputy and who was implied to be Halffur's mentor, started getting really antagonistic towards Newtwater. After a few moons, Newtwater and Halffur were growing apart because of Curlleaf's intervention, and the deputy seemed to be regretting doing this. Out of the blue, Halffur brings a kit home while simultaneously getting scarred by a rogue, his daughter Vinekit. This rekindles Newtwater and Halffur's relationship, as Newtwater acted as a sort of surrogate father to help Halffur. Just as it seemed that these two were finally going to become mates, Halffur sadly suddenly dies from sickness, leaving Vinepaw and Newtwater behind to mourn.

I also remember that later on, Newtwater became deputy after Curlleaf died, and something that broke my heart was the one of Vine's kits, I think her name was Moth, was asking a lot of questions about grandpa Halffur 😭 Additionally, I stopped playing before Newtwater died, so he still lives on, permanently without his other half 😔

Anyways 2023 time!!

This is Treestar (left) and Sunshine (right)! I'm p sure this was the first Clan I made after the -putting it bluntly- the gender update! These two were really good friends, and I just thought it was really cute they were along with both realizing they're trans after meeting the other. Da gorls ❤️

Another one of my UTMV as Warriors shitposts, I just was really grossed out about the fact that in the current series a whole adult was trying to court his teenage cousin (n yes I was mimicking Moonkitti's style in this), and Tidestar is meant to be Oceantale Sans by the way

Next bundle of 2023 drawings is about 12 drawings or so, so next section in a mome(nt),,,,,,

[zandvoort23]

ROUND 1/24 ⸺ bahrain grand prix ✩ 02.03.2024

maple's rating: ★★★★ (8.3/10)

☁︎ click read more facts, highlights & experiences ☁︎

✩ facts

red bull ties with williams for fourth on the all-time win table with 114 race wins!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🍾🍾🍾🍾

max today won his eighth consecutive race 😁✨🌷☀️☀️🍾🍾💌💌💌

max now has two of the four longest winning streaks in history in the past 10 months (10 races, eight races)

this is max's fifth grand slam, tying alberto ascari and michael schumacher’s career totals, third of all-time‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥

max is the first driver to score a grand slam in the opening race of the season since michael schumacher in 2004 🥺🥺🥺🥺

today was max’s 42nd consecutive classified finish (the second longest streak in history behind lewis’ 48)

red bull finished one-two in the opening race for the second consecutive season (max beat checo by 11.987s in 2023)

checo’s p2 today was his best finish since monza 23

carlos’ p3 was only his fourth podium finish since the start of 2023

charles’ p4 gave him 12 points – he only scored six points in the opening three races of 2023 combined

with george in p5 and lewis p7, mercedes scored an identical result to bahrain 2023, but with their drivers swapped over

fernando was p9 – he finished on the podium in the opening three races last year

there were no retirements in the opening race of a season for the first time in f1 history 🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🌷🌷✨✨

✩ raceweek highlights

✩ free practice

max NOT slaying 🙅🙅🙅

dam that ferrari looks a bit fast

DAMN WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO MERC 😵😵😵😵😵

max not sounding stressed though 👍

✩ qualifying

FIRST QUALIFYING OF THE SEASON 😵😵😵😵💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

qualifying being SO close

lewis kinda not impressing :/ oh okay

no incidents in quali! woah!!!

ALPINE. MASTERCLASS. 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 (disasterclass): p19 & p20

GEORGE not following the delta (he did not get a penalty. of course)

charles' q2 lap ✨✨✨✨

thank you oscar piastri for that tow. i will remember 💕💕💕💕

MAX POLE MAX POLE MAX POLE MAX POLE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💕💕💕💕💕💕💕☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

"ha ha sorry gp!" (gp and helmut bet on whether max got pole or not.)

33 poles for maxy!!!

✩ race

me having trouble breathing during the formation lap (normal occurrence. but still funny) 💥💥💥

OKAY. 🚨🚨🚨🚨 LETS FUCKING GOOOO

max IMMEDIATELY fucking off. who cares about the new drs rule if he can make a 1+ second gap within a lap 💀💀💀💀💀

NICE START FROM CHECOOO WOOOOO

contact between nico and lance 😨👎

charles. poor meow. what is happening to u 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💔💔

fernando dropping 💔💔💔💔

FERRARI INFIGHTING LETS GOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥

max building the fuck out of that gap 💘💕💓💖💗‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏

50+ second pit stop for valtteri 💀 why does this always happen to him bro 😭😭😭😭

lewis not having a good time. like. at all 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 ‘MY SEAT IS BROKEN’ AHHSHAHAHAH 😭😭😭😭😭

carlos 👀👀👀

williams overheating / wheel failure 😨😨😨 bc of their new screen 😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️

MAX LAPPING👀👀👀🪽🪽🪽

fuck you vcarb for doing that to my man yuki. fuck you. fuck youuuu oh my god fuck youuuu‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️👎👎👎👎💥💥💥💥💥💥

max weaving on the way to the finish line 😭😭😭😭😭

MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE FIRST RACE OF THE SEASON WITH A FUCKING GRAND SLAM‼️‼️‼️🏆🏆🏆☀️☀️☀️🌷🌷🌷🌷🪽🪽🪽💕💕💖💓💖💓💖🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

checo p2! first p2 since monza 😭😭

✩ miscellaneous

lestappen + george after quali 💀 bye

max laughing at george for thinking he's 0.5 behind per lap 🗣️

new intro screen! max looks cutieful! but its a downgrade for the intro in general 💔💔💔

ALAIN PROST IN THE PRERACE SHOW??? BONJOUR SIR!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰💥💥💥💥💥

versainz kindaa 👀👀👀😏😏😏

✩ maple's diary

[no1ryomafan]

My main focus of video essays rn is the Kikaider one-which is only a bit stuck in limbo since I have not gotten feedback on my script rip-and I’m trying to hold back on doing ideas until/if I even enjoy the process past the scripts but I’ve been rotating in my head on doing a ranking video for all of imagawas mechas cause he’s still the one dude who’s adaptations have had a profound impact on me so at the very least I wanna rank them either as a video or at most as a post just the problem comes 1. I will be ABSOLUTELY jumped for my ranks even if I’ll give genuine criticism 2. I need to still watch shin tetsujin and finish shin mazinger and neither of those have been a compelling thing for me to do, putting aside I may be mecha fatigue as per usual but I worry to go into them and get a mixed or negative reaction- especially with the second one that I’ve literally put off for years 💀

[tibialtybalt]

MAG 39 - Infestation

YIPPEE YAY YAY YAY YAY

I SKIPPED TOO FAR ahead of the ads and got immediately jumpscared by Jon yelling in my ear. Thanks man

Okay now we're in for real

Jon freezing in panic. Um, um, let me think... He's so real for that

Look, you guys got to go home every day, okay. I didn’t! I’ve been thinking for a long time about what to do when… well, y’know, this happens.

ARCHIVIST [Softly] Well… thank you.

Well this is very cutes

ARCHIVIST Not easily. And… not en masse. It is actually safe.

MARTIN Ha!

GUAAGHAHHH I like him I like Martin he's so

Sasha is so archivist brained. Forget the worms for a second Jon because I have a question? <- obsessed..

I don’t want to become a mystery. I refuse to become another goddamn mystery.

He said it! Man.png

ARCHIVIST Look, even if you ignore the walking soil-sack out there, and the fact that we are probably minutes from death, there is still so much more happening here.

MARTIN I’m not sure we can really ignore the –

ARCHIVIST Every real statement just leads… deeper into something I don’t even know the shape of yet.

Just talks over him 💀💀

SASHA You don’t think that would… put them off?

ARCHIVIST [Bitter laugh] I hope so. Only an idiot would stay in this job.

MARTIN [Chuckles] Wouldn’t that make you an idiot?

ARCHIVIST Yes, Martin, that was my point.

Help they are all so lame 💖

ARCHIVIST What can you see?

I LOVE getting sad about taking quotes out of context. No that is not a "Look at me and tell me what you see" moment you are reaching.

There she goes again! She'd be such a good archivist. Bro would dive headfirst in

They're heckling Tim like he's a protagonist in a horror moviwait sentence cancelled I forgot what media I'm consuming

SASHAAA she's crazy. Book it girl

Statement of Joe Spooky regarding sinister happenings in the (gets tackled to the ground)

I don't have anything in particular to say but I like the emotional vibe here with Martin despairing and Jon going "no, hold on, we don't know what happened".

HUGE fan of when Jon turns a What? Why? Into one word

Martin doing stupid things that makes everyone go "....huh." is what saves them moment #2

Martin gets one (1) bitchy explosive rant per season finale

Ugh it's deserved though I love his cadence when he goes off. Whyy do you DO that? PUSHTHESKEPTICTHINGSOHARD!!!! For GOD'S sake, Jon. Many such cases

I have… I’ve always believed in the supernatural.

BRO WAS JUST ABOUT READY TO TALK ABOUT SPIDERS THEN AND THERE? BEFORE HE BACKED OFF?? This is craziness. I have...seen it myself. I have...my own statement to give.

ARCHIVIST Because I’m scared, Martin! Because when I record these statements it feels… it feels like I’m being watched. I… I lose myself a bit. And then when I come back, it’s like… like if I admit there may be any truth to it, whatever’s watching will… know somehow.

There he is.

Still, it’s not my fault we’re going to be eaten by worms.

Bitch?

ARCHIVIST Right. Right. … Why are you here Martin?

MARTIN Well, well, Prentiss is out there and you can’t run so –

ARCHIVIST I mean at the Archive in general. Why haven’t you quit?

MARTIN Are you giving me my review now?

ARCHIVIST No. We’re clearly doing a whole heart-to-heart thing and, truth be told, the question’s been bothering me.

Their conversations are so stupid 😭 they cannot understand each other whatsoever

YAYYYY

YYAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! GHOST CONVERSATION!!!!!!! Here look at the animation

THEIR CONVERSATIONS ARE SOOO STUPIDDDDDD

What? No.WHAT? <- HELPPPP

Elias stalling lmao

You know how those two are… Jon puts on a good show, but sometimes I swear he’s worse than Martin.

THOSE TWO....... They're a matched set in this......................

ELIAS He’s not smoking again, is he?

1. Could not be less of the time 😭 2. Kys 3. Oh so he quit while in his researcher era but Before he met Tim?

THIS is the energy I love about the s1 finale it's so chaotic 😭😭😭😭 Jon and Martin panicking over the wall breaking it's so funny

ARCHIVIST Right. Right. Damn. Well, Martin I guess this is –

HELPPP he was really gonna go out like. Welp. Slaps my knees. Guess I'll die

Hi Tim 😁

TIM Why do you have a second tape recorder, Martin?

MARTIN Oh, um… well, I’ve been using it to record myself. I write poetry and I think the tapes have a sort of… low-fi charm.

(DEAFENING SILENCE BROKEN ONLY BY THE FIRE ALARM)

ARCHIVIST

...

I see.

yeah this is still fucking hilarious

Ohhhkay time for me to turn my volume down. Hi Sasha

I’ve had to retreat into Artefact Storage. That should tell you something about how bad it is out there. God, I hate this place.

Her bluster in her statement is crazy

Jon! Jon, I think there’s someone here.

Bro the way she talks like he's there. Trying to get his attention

I see you. Show yourself!

YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!

NOT!SASHA [Words warped] Hello? I see you. [FOOTSTEPS] [Clearly] I see you.

YIPPEE PART 2!!!!!!!!!

I’m recording this in case –

TIM In case the trapdoor opens back into the Archives and Prentiss is there to kill us.

ARCHIVIST In as many words, yes. Tim?

TIM Alright.

[TRAPDOOR IS PUSHED OPEN TO SOUND OF FIRE ALARM AND LOTS OF WRITHING]

PRENTISS Archivist.

TIM Ah.

ARCHIVIST Shit.

I'm sorry to them but this is so funny. #ripbozos

And the episode just ends 😭😭😭😭😭