#And I am fortnite dancing on it's grave

[rydrake6]

You know what? I'm glad that twitter is gone. Sure, it had some good things about it, but it was mostly just a toxic cesspit. It got even worse after Muskrat took over. And I guarantee that that site isn't gonna last longer than probably 3 years tops. And in those three years it's just gonna get worse and worse until it eventually just stops working. And good fucking riddance when it does.

[just-some-guy-joust]

cant wait to propaganda boost Carmen to high heavens. project moon fans are on my side and I shall try my best

Not spoiling the brackets but I am personally gonna be fighting for my life for the character Carmen's against so I'll see you on the battlefield friend

[isdalinarhot]

Lost metal arcanum unbound cameo possibilities based on how likely I think they are

1. Shai. I swear to god if it isn’t Shai and Shai isn’t a ghostblood I’m going to eat something. I am calling it Right Now: Shai is going to be in the lost metal AND she and Marasi are going to be fruity together. If I am wrong feel free to pelt me with tomatoes. But give me a couple weeks to read the book first

2. Kelsier. Actually Kelsier is probably more likely than Shai. But I feel like having Kelsier be number 1 will be cheating. If Kelsier isn’t in this goddamn book then god help me I will write fanfiction where he shows up and fortnite dances on the graves of whoever dies in this book because he deserves to be there. He fucking deserves to be there

3. Silence Montaigne (I believe that’s her full name? It’s been awhile). I would be the most hype ever of Silence is in this book and a Ghostblood and is kicking ass on scadrial like homegirl deserves to be a worldhopper homegirl deserves to get the hell off Threnody if Silence shows up I will start cheering and I will get all my milf loving mutuals a cake

4. Raoden and Sarene’s kid that Sarene was pregnant with in that Elantris short story. This would be a major letdown. I don’t give a fuck about them. Stay on Sel. Fuck you.

5. Allomancer Jak. Can you imagine how fucking lame that would be. My god.

6. The sand from White Sand. If it could be in Rhythm of War, it can be in The Lost Metal. And I remember more about the sand than I do anything about the characters of White Sand so that would be an interesting and delightful character from Taldain

7. Some dumb fuck from First of the Sun. God can you imagine

8. Lift. Lift is a radiant she can’t get offworld. Unless something happens to Wyndle :(

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[baka-monarch]

Tiny Dream death?? I am absolutely here for that, I will personally fortnite dance on his grave.

Bsbshajbakwkdmdn

HE ISN'T DYING-

The whole idea for this is redemption arch-

He regrets what he did after being torchured and tormented-

No death-

[lysscottage]

Stray Dogs as things that have been said in my group chat

Dazai (about chuuya): he is very small. I think i'd like to kick him.

Tachihara: i'm gonna fortnite dance on your grave

Chuuya: if i'm not a drunk melancholy fool then what am i

Atsushi: hail is a luxury meal i can only get my hands on once a year

Ranpo: wow, what a diverse group we got. Two crackheads, a magician, and a suicidal idiot.

Akutagawa: Do Furries Deserve Rights? Let's Discuss.

Kunikida: THAT IS NOT THE PLOT OF SHREK FUCK YOU

Kyouka: hey wanna see slugs

Poe: i hate squats i'll do coke instead

Tanizaki: midnight me is a different me

[girldraki]

fuck yeah i am SO fucking glad that bright is gone. theyve done so much bullshit and i have NOT forgotten or forgiven the ableist bullshit they NEVER retconned or apologized for... my autistic ass is feeling VINDICATED

i want. i want to be nice to them or at least give them the benefit of the doubt because it’s been a really long while and i haven’t exactly been looking into any possible apologies they made but also they’re a creep and shitty and i hate them and the stuff they write with t j reads like an autism sp*aks ad spot and i will fortnite dance on their grave. fuck em

[lizord-lord]

Sanders Sides as Discord Quotes

Should I number these? Probably. Will I? No. Featuring Remy and Deceit.

Roman, while no one is home: JAZZ HANDS MOTHERFUCKER!! TRY AND STOP ME!

Virgil: I've had this entire energy drink and one and a half 5 hour energies but I'm fine! I mean, I have heart palpitations, but I'm used to those.

Virgil: You dug this grave yourself buddy Roman: i did but i am still going to complain

Logan: you can’t head bang. Patton, continuing to attempt to head bang: I don’t care.

Roman: Gods, Deceit, you're useless Virgil: So rude, Deceit Patton: I can't believe you, Deceit Deceit: Why is everyone mean to me? Logan: well, maybe if you were more polite.. Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH HE GOT YOU Deceit: Well, I'm crying myself to sleep tonight

Virgil, singing along to 'This is Halloween’: fuckaween, fuckaween, fuckaween, FUCKAWEEN

someone: you’re gonna remember this moment Patton, forgetful as hell: Are You Sure About That

Roman: I'm gonna do it Virgil: don't- Roman: *does the Fortnite dance but immediately hits his head against the wall* Virgil: HAH

Virgil: god im so tired can i pay one of u guys to induce a coma ***several people are typing***

Roman: I can't hear you over the sound of my ego

Remy: phew Remy: *phuqq Virgil: fjdshfhdsjfgd Remy: phuqqing coward Virgil: phuqqing wrong Remy: phuqqing respect

Patton to a cat: Cat, we do not hit and we do not eat shoes. Act civilized for once.

Deceit: No, that’s my leg. Roman: You have a leg? Shit.

Logan: If you go neck deep into the river I'll give you five bonus points Virgil, raising his hand: If I drown myself can I get ten points?

Patton @ Deceit: hi mr evil overlord Deceit: spilled bicep

Deceit: 4:20 blaze it Roman: 3: 20 b i t c h Logan: 3:21 dab it Remy: 1:27 fuck it Virgil: 21:28 YEET Patton: 7:29 fluff it Roman: 21:31 INCINERATE THE SNEK Deceit: thanks guys Logan: well that escalated quickly

Virgil: Highschool loves to fuck you in the ass at all angles Roman: tELL HIGHSCHOOL IM A TOP THEN

Patton, sitting next to Logan: im mad at Tell Logan I muted him Virgil: Tell him yourself Patton: im mad at him Virgil: You're laying on his lap and you just cried and told me to apologize bc you were being mean

Roman: I'm wearing nail polish and have a latte I feel- Patton: like an adult? Roman: I was going to say like a basic white girl but sure that works too

Roman: Logan, who has the same level of empathy as a pack of saltines

Virgil: *t-poses at Patton to Assert Dominance* Patton: *hugs him* Virgil, voice cracking: stop

Patton: you would not believe your eyes Roman: if 10 million gay flies Virgil: hoisted my corpse into the sky

Patton: claps hands on the side of my cat FLECK Patton: .... why did I just hit the cat and yell fleck?

Patton: I want to consume my toes Logan: That’s an interesting statement Patton: C o n s u m e

Roman, in the midst of an unintelligible screaming fest: YOURE AN EARLY DINNER! Logan: YOURE A MISTAKE **dead silence**

(who said what under the cut)

Me

Jack’s classmate

Jack @patton-croc-agenda Me

Karson’s sister Karson (no tumblr)

Moon @moon-of-the-stars Moon’s friend 1 Moon’s friend 2 Some kid named Charles The teacher Everyone Charles

Me

Someone Dallas (I don’t know their tumblr)

Moon’s brother Moon Moon’s brother Moon

Jack

Jack’s friend

Me Me Jack Me Jack

Hela’s @why-things-go-boom​ mom

Dallas’s friends

Kat’s teacher Kat’s friend

Airam (no tumblr) Elena @impatentpending

Jensen @purediscordhell Jack Moon Me Skyla Dallas Hawthorn @hawthornshadow ? Jensen Me

Dallas’s friend Dallas

Fae @theshipqueenarrives Fae’s friend Fae Fae’s friend

Jack Jack’s mom Jack

Jack, talking about Progic

Sassy @sassy-in-glasses Sassy’s sister Sassy

Zo @tawnyevergreen Jensen Me

Me

Dee @nirascharacterdump Cat @altruistic-skittles Dee

Sparrow’s @poisonedapples brother Brother’s friend

[warrior-pieck]

Honestly...

I am just rooting for the warriors now lmao I hope Pieck just impales everyone with a stick and hits the dab on their graves while Porco and Reiner do fortnite dances next to her