Dialogue: #046
"Do you know where's mom?"
"Who knows? Maybe Paris or London, Hawaii or New York. You'll have better luck stalking her socials. I'm sure her followers know all about her whereabouts and her latest boytoy."
"You shouldn't talk like that."
"Like what? Like I am aware of reality? Oh, you sweet summer child who has never known winter, blind yourself and cover your ears, it doesn't change what's truly, deeply, clear."
"I don't even know why I bother."
"At long last! Something reasonable. I don't know why you bother either. In fact, please stop. It'll be better for everyone."
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"humans are inherently evil" "humanity deserves to go extinct" okay. if that's the case why are we such a community based species. why have we seen evidence of careful amputations in ancient humans that allowed them to live longer, fuller lives. why do we have thousands of years of evidence of toys made for children by their guardians. why do we consistently find burial sites where the deceased has been buried with items of significance because the people in their life cared about them even after they were gone. why do strangers help strangers without any reward. why are most of the people you meet each day not cruel. we have ALWAYS been kind. I know it is so so easy to get swept up in all the horrible happenings in the world. these things can be extremely important to know about. but please, please please know that there are so many kind people in the world. you are one of them!
I BLOCK DEBBIE DOWNERS ON SIGHT. REEVALUATE YOUR WORLDVIEW OR SCROLL PAST AND HAVE A LOVELY DAY ALSO READ MY TAGS
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It seems there are 4 truths the Hannibal fandom can agree on:
1. Jack Crawford is terrible at his job (and is just terrible in general)
2. Will is a sweaty little man with a helluva face card
3. The FBI is both aware of the shit Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter are pulling and have unanimously decided it’s better for everyone to let the murder husbands be together. It’s not that they’re oblivious. They’re just tired of the gay murder simps and want to make them somebody else’s problem.
4. Hannibal is a simp but make it
Classy
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redoing this poll but vote for your favorite cancelled wife 🙏
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minutetech is never talking to me again after i post this kings smp video. lord forgive me for what im about to do. 😭😭😭😭
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Tragedy of Spring, a re-imagination of the myth of Hades and Persephone
Gouache on hot press watercolour paper, ~14,8 x 21 cm
A little personal victory, even though I could probably do better in digital... (the understated pleasure of being able to hold your work on your hands though! 😊)
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vampire!aziraphale is making me SCREAMMMM why is this so perfect omg you're a genius!!!
HONESTLY i can't believe i don't see more of it??!!!?? that's our angel right there. there's no other choice really. here's hoping we can spark a whole wave of vamp!aziraphale to fill the gap, better late than never 👀
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Wait is that actually your ex-boyfriend's hand? What happened to him?
He works with real live dinosaurs so....
Nah, he and are are super good friends--we were before we dated, and remained so after, because the breakup was extremely amicable, and he's one of those people who's a terribly good gift-giver. Most years we still exchange gifts sometime between our respective birthdays and christmas, and he sent me that hand (it's a replica) as a gift one year. I made him the archaeopteryx fossil bowl this year.
Just because this is the OG bone-stealing witch website, I will clearly state that the only real human bones I possess are my own. My animal bones are all either scavenged myself or gifted to me by the people that scavenged them. (I have a sort of energy that consistently makes people go "I saw this dead thing and thought of you!")
I don't have a problem with owning human remains that are ethically sourced, but the reality is that unless you can very precisely trace the origin of human remains to the specific person who clearly and unequivocally stated in life that they're cool with someone keeping and displaying their now-unused crunchy bits, it's...probably not ethical. So if someone has some of their own bones that they're done using that they want to send my way: cool, let's talk, ideally before it's necessary to have the conversation by seance. Otherwise, I will continue to be perfectly happy with my replica remains.
I'd like to will my crunchy bits to someone who will make dramatic monologues to my noggin, but hopefully that's not an issue I'll need to deal with for a while yet.
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here's a hot take for today
the narrative function of sex is the same as the narrative function of fight scenes is the same as the narrative function of songs in a musical
no i will not explain
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pov season one of tma be like
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soft pretty bob jakey bc i’ve been having a tough week and i miss him :-( 🩷
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