#And then i want him to be cuddled and fed food and take naps

[welcometomyoasis]

Seventeen with an s/o who is book smart but not street smart

Synopsis: What seventeen would be like with an academically overachieving, book smart s/o who is not the most street smart person in the world.  Svt x academic overachiever gn! reader | fluff, comfort | 1.78k words | warnings: lack of sleep, neglect of self-care, stress, food, minor injury, bullies, robbery | requested by anon and @nonononranghaee A/n: i feel like this is literally me… idk if this is good because i didn’t really know how to write this well… also yes i am aware jun's face is cut off in the photo but i'm too lazy to change the image rn...

Preamble: When your boyfriend first met you, he was taken in by your determination and your drive to succeed academically. He admired that about you. Your voice held so much conviction when you spoke about what you wanted to achieve in your chosen field. You had high aspirations and you told him straight up that you would stop at nothing to make your dreams come true. You would always be busy. You took extra classes, did extra research, and worked incredibly hard on all your assignments. You would pour over all your research for hours on end to make sure you had done everything perfectly. No detail would be overlooked. Your efforts always allowed you to have an edge over others, and you excelled. Your boyfriend was so proud of you for always pushing yourself to make sure your dreams came true. The only thing is, as time goes on, he starts to realise that your efforts and ability to excel academically came at a cost… 

✎ᝰ How are you still alive? 

Seungcheol, Joshua, Wonwoo, Dokyeom, Mingyu

𖠋 No offense to you, but uhm this is how you’ve been surviving? He’s actually in shock. Let’s start with the fact that your working environment is a mess. Papers and books are scattered all over your desk, there’s a million cups lying around with each one being filled with different types of caffeinated drinks. There’s snack wrappers everywhere. You haven’t eaten a proper meal in forever, and you’re running on 2 hours of sleep. 

𖠋 Then there’s the fact that you lack situational awareness. You’re often engrossed in pouring over your notes when you’re walking which means that there is more than once when you’ve bumped into other people/ things/ walls because you don’t notice what is in front of you. You have bruises and bandages littered on your fingers because you’re constantly dropping books and hot beverages on yourself. There’s been multiple occasions when your wallet or your phone has “gone missing” because you’re too busy looking at your work and you forget to keep your valuables that were left on the table. And if you do encounter unknown situations if you’ve gotten lost, you freeze not knowing what to do (like if your car breaks down or you’ve gotten lost).

𖠋 So, his question is just how are you still alive? You’re academically successful, and you can recite all the theories you need to know in your chosen field. But at what cost? Your health? Your safety? Your wellbeing? He’ll definitely need to teach you to be more aware of your surroundings. Like look up when you’re walking, be mindful of the people around you. If you get lost, look at a map or call him. In the meantime, he’ll have to be extra careful and take on the role of being your protector. He’ll make sure you don’t bump into anything, and he’ll scare off anyone who wants to take your things. 

𖠋 Besides that, his first priority is your wellbeing. He will pry you away from your desk and lock you out of the room while he helps you to clear up the litter from your desk. He’ll force you to take a break by bringing you out or forcing you to rest with him. He’ll also make sure that you’re well fed with food that he has cooked/ ordered. You need to be able to have a wholesome, warm meal instead of surviving off snacks. Of course, he’s also making sure that you’re going to rest so he’ll tuck you next to him either on the bed or at the couch for a nap or just a cuddle session. It’s to give your mind and body a break. 

𖠋 While he can’t help you with your work, you can be sure that he’ll take care of you and ensure your safety. Just please! Be more mindful of your surroundings… he’s had so many scares because of the number of walls you’ve almost walked into. 

✎ᝰ Why are you like this… 

Jeonghan, Junhui, Minghao, Seungkwan

𖠋 He’s just in disbelief. Sorry did you trade your common sense for being academically smart? Just how, and why are you so muddle headed? How can you be so smart, and yet so dumb (for lack of a better word)? He’s seen you read thick academic books about all sorts of theories in a day, but you can’t read a map? You can’t even find your way properly despite there being signs all around you? He’s seen you find a small minor flaw in someone’s research that could upset their whole argument, but you can’t find you keys? You have a key holder by the door, why have you misplaced your keys again? Also, did you just ask him if you should bring a jacket to the library even though you know you get cold whenever you go there? He’s just speechless. But this problem of your muddle headedness is easy enough to manage and resolve. 

𖠋 The bigger problem is that you’re too naive. You trust others too easily and are often taken advantage of. People in your course know how smart you are, and they want to know what you know. They see getting close to you and asking you about your research/ the previous days’ lectures, as a shortcut to getting an A in class. Because you’re more than happy to share, thinking of it as a way to gain new insights, you’re usually so open to sharing your notes with them. It’s just that they often don’t reciprocate your kindness and they make copies of your notes to be their study guide. During group work, everyone wants to be in your group, and you’re usually left doing all the work because you need it to be perfect. Regardless of how stressed you are, or how little work everyone else has done, you’ll take the extra effort to perfect your project. In the end, others who took advantage of you get their As at the expense of your wellbeing and effort. When your boyfriend sees this, he can’t stand it. 

𖠋 He teaches you that you can’t always be kind to them. Even though academics is about teamwork and collaboration, it is also competition. You don’t always have to share your work with others. Keep the good parts of your research to yourself. And when it comes to group work, everyone should do their fair share. Why should you have to put in the extra effort just to pull up the other weaklings in the group. He starts to keep a closer eye on you when you do your work. When you start to get too engrossed, he’ll break you out of that by giving you tea or snacks. He’ll make sure you take frequent breaks, and he’ll make sure that your research stays yours. He’s intuitive and because you usually tell him everything about your work, he will know if someone tries to take advantage of your work. In those situations, he’ll caution you to be careful, and to not let them get their way. But if they are too pushy and you find yourself in a bit of a pickle not being able to say no, he’ll step in. Whoever tries to take advantage of your intellect and work will have hell to pay. 

✎ᝰ You know what? He can’t say anything because he’s exactly like you.

Hoshi, Woozi, Vernon, Dino

𖠋 He sighs in exasperation, but doesn’t feel that he has the right to lecture you because he recognises your need to excel at whatever cost. Whatever you’re doing to succeed, the all nighters, the caffeine intake, the need to push yourself physically to complete whatever it is you’re working on, he’s done all that before. He recognises the bags that exist under your eyes, and it’s the same ones that appear under his eyes when he’s working on something. It’s a mark of your efforts, and the mark that you’re pushing yourself too far and too hard. He definitely feels bad, he doesn’t like seeing you so stressed and running on so little sleep. He feels helpless. He can’t help you to ease the burden you’ve placed on yourself, and he knows there’s no way of breaking you out of this self-destructive cycle until you’ve decided that you’ve done enough. Is this how the rest of his members/ family feels when they see him pushing himself? 

𖠋 He also admits that it is like you both lack common sense sometimes despite you both excelling in your chosen fields. Things that should come naturally to you don’t. If you feel unwell, you should rest, but no, you think it’s just one of those phases when you’ve hit a roadblock in your work and you continue to push on. If it’s raining, you should bring an umbrella, but no, you both usually decide to just hug your bag to yourself and run in the rain. If there is a puddle avoid it?? But no, you usually don’t even look where you’re going because your mind is racing from everything you need to do and you end up with wet shoes and socks. 

𖠋 You both end up laughing and bonding over your shared experiences. Still, because you both admit that this type of behaviour is self-destructive, you make an agreement to constantly keep an eye out for one another. Walks in the park, going out for dates, it’s all pre-arranged as a way to get both of you out from the house/ office. You both constantly remind each other that if you are unwell and stressed, there’s no way that you’ll be able to do anything because your body is fighting against being pushed too far. You both have to remember that it is better for you to take frequent breaks rather than to be out of commission for a long time because your mind and body have crashed. Only then will you both be able to do your best at all times. There’s also no rush since you’ve been putting in so much effort until this point. There’s nothing wrong with being kind to yourselves and taking a little break. You both do feel like broken records sometimes, but it’s necessary to make sure that you both don’t push yourselves too far. 

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[floravqx]

Bill Kaulitz x Fem reader!

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭: 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥 <𝟑

𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏!!ꨄ

✯♡︎

You woke up early and I'm talking about really earlyyyy so you went to the cafe to get stuff for you and your boyfriend and his band! You had gotten them waffles and coffee your had a hard time getting out of the cafe it was POURING with rain so you ran to your car..After getting in your drove your way to the studio.

As you got there You went in the room Seeing Georg, Gustav and tom taking pictures of bill sleeping as their giggling “Hey guys knock it off also I brought breakfast“ You said to them. As they all turned around running to the food as you walk over to bill. “Hey bill are you up?“ you asked him as he mumbles “nooo“ you giggle a little “Billy can you eat I brought food I can feed you if you want just sit up meine liebe.“

Bill groans a little as he sits up a little rubbing his eyes as he looks at you then the food “yes please can you feed me I don't wanna get up“ he said you smile “of course Schatz“ you walk over to the food getting some for bill as you sit besides bill getting the fork and picking up some food “open ur mouth schatz.“ you said he opens his mouth as you feed him. “mm..“ he said “more please..“ he mumbled as you fed him more soon he finished his food “there all done billy wanna go take a nap“ you asked him while putting the trash in a bag “yes please Meine liebe.“ he says “okay go wait in bed for me“ you said as he gets up going to a bed room.

When you finish cleaning up you go to the room bills him seeing him in bed like this.

You smile making your way over to him “wanna cuddle.?“ he asked you nod your head getting under the covers with him as you scoot closer to him as u wrap ur arms around him and he wraps his hands around ur waist “can u come closer I'm cold..“ he asked “of course my love“ you scoot closer to him as u snake ur hands up to his hair playing with his hair as he closes his eyes and u kiss his face and lips “I love you so much bill.“ You said as his cheeks tinted a soft pink.“I love you most..“ he mumbled as he lowers his head a little to kiss you as the rain outsides soothes you both to sleep while you guys cuddle closely. This is what you guys looked like

But the rest of the band had other plans while u were sleeping They came into the room and started going next to you taking photos next to u guys (you guys woke up from tom jumping on top of u both.)

[theninerealmsbakery]

2021!Kung Lao x Reader x 2021!Liu Kang Headcanons

Liu and Lao are super protective over you. They know that being in a relationship with two of Earthrealm's champions makes you a target for attack, so they watch over you, ready to defend if necessary.

We all know Kung Lao is a proud man. Proud of his abilities, proud of his heritage. This pride extends to you and Liu. He's proud to be with you both and likes to show you both off when he can.

Liu Kang is a bit of a mother hen. He always makes sure the people he cares about are well fed, drinking enough, getting enough sleep, etc. He always wants to provide for you and Lao.

Unfortunately this means he often puts others needs before his own. It's up to you and Lao to make sure he is also taken care of! You're both used to carrying around snacks with you and giving them to Liu when he needs them. You also bring jugs of water to sparring matches for them both. He gets so flustered when you do this, it makes him love you all the more.

You and Lao cuddling into Liu on cold nights because this man burns like a damn furnace due to his arcana. He likes that his arcana can be useful to those he loves.

Speaking of arcana, they both love showing off to you, but in very different ways. Lao will use his hat to teleport right next to you and scares the shit out of you. Liu is much more gentle and likes to make different shapes with his fire to show you. He will also use his fire to keeps things warm for you, like your tea cup, your bowl of food or your hand.

Lao is more likely to be open to PDA with you. He's never afraid to put his arm around your shoulders or your waist. He likes to let everyone know who you belong with.

Liu is more subtle. He prefers to keep physical affections private, though he doesn't mind holding hands or a quick kiss to your forehead as he walks past you.

Liu loves to share meditation time with you. Even if you don't meditate with him, he loves if you just sit with him while he does, maybe reading or some other quiet activity.

Lao is the king of power naps. This man can nap anywhere, anytime. Loves to just pull you aside so you can take a quick nap with him. He claims he feels more refreshed when he holds you while napping. He tries to convince Liu to join you both, but Liu is too duty bound to do so.

I feel like being in a relationship with both Liu Kang and Kung Lao is the closest thing to heaven I can think of. They both love you and each other very much.

[enchantedtomeethyun]

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ɪꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ : ʜʏᴜɴᴊɪɴ

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“ I want to teach you how forever feels” is how he asks you to be his girlfriend. But you thought he was proposing and got scared.

Picnic dates on your apartment’s balcony with kkami. One time Hyunjin insisted he fed you your sandwich but then accidentally gave you kkami’s food and kkami your food. He got his hands mixed up. Oops

“I’m not watching that show it looks stupid” then he watches is and becomes more invested than you.

Is tired a lot around you so he likes to take naps. But tbh is just an excuse to hold you tight.

Sweats in his sleep ( he is so sweaty) so he wants to shower with you because you’re both “ so stinky from sleep” and need to “wash efficiently”

Ignores you sometimes because he likes to feel wanted. Want you to beg for him to pay attention to you. But you just ignore him back and he’s the one that gets all upset.

Writes you songs and you only find out cause he sings them in the shower or when he thinks you’re not around

Won’t let you leave the bed first and will trap you in a big cuddle. You have to bargain with him for him to actually let you up. “ what if I make you breakfast and feed kkami?” “Nooooooo stay” “ I could clean your art room?” “Americano from the coffe shop on the corner with the muffin in the fridge pleaseeee” and then your free !

You met through Felix and after you hung out once he was “convinced by the heavens above you were the one” But like it confused you cause like all you talked about was Felix’s baking ability and how once you got food poisoning after you tried to make his recipe.

Convinced the members that you guys were pregnant because you were wearing lot of comfy clothes that week you visited them. You were so confused by the way they were treating you so well. Chan looked so stressed and kept asking you if you “ were sure about your decision with hyunjin because you’re so young still” you thought he meant like dating hyun so you said enthusiastically “ That’s my man dude I ain’t giving this up!” Hyunjin obviously laughing very hard after and giving away his “prank” even though he was the only one who thought it was funny and stressed everyone out.

Super sweet to you when you’re sick but will Lysol you before cuddling to “ avoid the germs”

My rating : 10/10 super fun and sweet boy who is sassy and ready for your love all the time :,(

[chocotonez]

enhypen summer dates pt2: bonfires

a/n: burnt marshmallows > browned marshmallows

summary: enhypen + you on a bonfire date

cw/genre: Mild cursing, fluff, fire, food, English is not my first language and lmk if anything else should be tagged!

link to 1k June special!! -> (^_−)−☆

heesung

-idk why I can never see him going outside but it takes a lot of convincing for him to go to a bonfire especially late at night

-holds your hands by the fire pit, pointing out shapes in the flames, humming softly

-you probably have to yell at him to get off his phone so he can enjoy the outdoors

-can get bored kinda easily but as long as he’s with you he doesn’t care that much

-he’s willing to walk through seven feet of mud if he’s holding your hand

-gets stressed if the fire gets too big because he thinks one of you is gonna get burnt ;;

-sings really softly but don’t fall asleep pls he wants to go inside and cuddle on a mattress

jay

-dawg is grilling!!

-one time at a bonfire my friend was making sandwiches like it was a production line so that’s pretty much Jay grilling over the fire

-makes sure you are well fed and comfy!!

-makes bomb ass s’mores as well, brings extra blankets, he wants to see you all comfy and cozy during your little excursion

-covers your eyes so you don’t get smoke in them

-lays your head on his lap so he can play with your hair, and gladly carries you back to the car if you fall asleep (if he didn’t fall asleep by the cozy fire himself)

-likes to take care of you while you’re enjoying the bonfire, loves staring at you illuminated by the flames, loves being with you <3

-def not a common date but still, if it’s with you it’s fun!

jake

-tells scary stories but might just end up scaring himself

-I have a feeling he’s not very good at roasting marshmallows but it’s ok!! the fact that the marshmallow he toasted for you is scorched and bubbling adds texture and character!!

-tries to impress you by throwing a bunch of tinder into the fire and flexing his muscles while he carries a bunch of sticks

-gets really worried if you get too hot or there is smoke in your eyes :( immediately asks if you want to go home because he just wants you to have fun!!

-he doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable ever <3 especially not during a date

-probably rambles to you about any sort of things on his mind, whether it be interesting mathematical formulas or scientific theories or his favorite episode of a new show he was watching

sunghoon

-“babe watch me throw this *random object* into the fire” “sunghoon what the FUCK?!”

-having tons of fun

-probably scares away any wildlife nearby without how much he laughs and he’s always pinching your cheeks while feeding you toasted snacks

-tells you scary stories but acts them out too!! mainly so you don’t get too scared

-pretends he’s a fire-bender and you get slightly worried for his health because he is messing around so closely to the flames but he reassures you that he’s a fire-bender

-“flames do not burn a dragon!!” “Do you need some neosporin?” “ya :(“

-karaoke with you

-really loves bonfires with you, even though you’re just outside

sunoo

-there for the view which includes you + fireworks + and nice sunset!

-is kinda sassy tho, gets all whiny if he gets smoke in his eyes

-brings a ton of blankets so you guys are all nice and toasty and you can cuddle even tho there’s a fire and you end up sweating but it’s ok if it’s with him <3

-he talks a lot, about his day, about your day, where he wants to go tomorrow, his favorite stars…

-makes you toast all the food over the fire because he’s too comfortable wrapped in his blankets on his chair to move

-def not his fave date but he doesn’t mind because he gets a ton of cute photos with you

-he’s down for any sorta date but he doesn’t want to get dirt on his pants and smoke in his hair!!

jungwon

-quiet, just enjoys the fire with you by his side

-feeds you s’mores or toasties

-both of you probably end up taking a nap and wake up to a dying flame and bright stars staring down at you <3

-he doesn’t really have any sort of noticeable attitude towards bonfires, like cool…ur outside….I guess

-but he’s really focused on your comfort, so he brings fans, blankets, extra water, fans smoke away from your eyes and emergency burn treatment

-holds your hand the entire night, looks up at the stars in awe but they look even brighter in his eyes

-probably ends up burning his hand and getting really embarrassing when you fuss over him tho

niki

-will randomly pop out at you after telling a scary story before hugging you and giggling

-plays with sparklers and you worry there’s going to be more fires than necessary before the end of the night

-hides his face in your arm if too much smoke gets in his eyes

-“I can make s’mores better than you y/n” and ends up melting a marshmallow <3 that’s ok tho you let him win the s’mores competition

-makes up new constellations with you and gives them stupid backstories, the Big Dipper becoming a soup ladle

-tires himself out from playing around too much and probably falls asleep on your shoulder

-he likes bonfires w you :) it’s so cozy but honestly he could do anything with you and he would still love it

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taglist: @chansburgah

[radiant-reid]

Trick or Treat or Surprise

Summary: Halloween at the BAU is a big deal. Apparently, makeup mishaps also are

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader (spicy fluff)

Content Warning: just a little making out

Word Count: 2.5k

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Halloween was something Y/n had guessed wouldn't be such a big deal at the BAU. When she opens a black envelope that arrived on her desk one morning in mid-October, she realizes she was wrong.

Spencer's grinning, but it's not directed at her like it usually is. "What is this?" She asks, ripping the envelope open.

"One of the best days of the year." He replies excitedly. He's cute like that, and she wishes she could tell him. Everyone else misses the fact he previously referred to the 31st of October as the singular best day of the year. Not anymore when he has her birthday and their anniversary to celebrate.

Emily provides a more in-depth answer while they all open their envelopes. "It's Penelope's annual Halloween party. Probably the biggest of the year."

Y/n admires Penelope's innovation as she looks at the invitation, designed to look like an ouija board with the details written in bold, black lettering.

"I thought Halloween was just an excuse to get drunk with your friends once you're older than sixte- twenty-one." She jokes.

Penelope walks in from behind her. "It is very much not, my dear. It's a night to get dressed up, celebrate all things spooky-"

"And drink wine." Emily cuts her off.

"And drink wine." She agrees.

"Actually, it's not." Spencer jumps in to correct them as they make their way to the conference room, following behind them. "The tradition originated..."

He keeps going until he eventually gets told by Hotch that it's time to focus on the case while JJ whispers to Y/n. "Every year he does this." She makes a mental note to ask for the full story and pay him undivided attention when they get home.

The case they get send on ends on the 30th, something Penelope says she's thankful for due to the amount of perishable food she's put in Rossi's fridge, and Hotch lets everyone go early on the 31st, softer than he pretends for Penelope's parties.

It gives Y/n and Spencer enough time to go to her apartment before they have to split to get ready and arrive at Rossi's separately. She makes a point to ask about the origins of Halloween, getting to hear his little speech in the forty-five it takes to get home.

Once they're home and fed, a quick nap with cuddles is all they need. They're two luxuries they can't afford while working a case. They both stayed true to the rule about not sneaking into each other's hotel rooms, not that it hasn't been incredibly difficult.

Spencer always holds her close, tucking his head on top of hers and wrapping his arms tightly around her. Eventually, they shower together after some distractions. Then it's time for Y/n to start the long process of putting her costume on perfectly.

"What did you decide?" She asks Spencer, who's watching her from where he's sitting on her bed.

He's fussy about what he decides on, taking the day, in her opinion, a little too seriously. But allegedly, there are prizes for best dressed, and he doesn't want to lose to Morgan again, just because Morgan dressed- inaccurately, Spencer would argue- as a firefighter with his shirt off. She didn't tell her pouting boyfriend when he first told the story, but she supports Penelope's decision.

"He's a villain," Spencer tells her.

"Good." She agrees. "Keeping in line with our theme."

He nods. "I figure, if we can't do a couples costume, we might as well be in the same category."

"Oh my gosh." She laughs just at the thought of her idea. "Are you going dressed as Voldemort?"

"Y/n, you can't say his name." He chastises playfully. "But, no."

He's quiet after that, and she turns back to glare at him once she's put her underwear on. He's watching, admiring the view of his barely dressed girlfriend.

"What, you're not going to tell me?" She asks, jutting out her bottom lip for maximum effect.

"No, you're too annoying." He jokes, smirking. He never knew how fun it would be to have someone he can have repartee with, knowing he will never be judged for being himself.

Y/n knows how to get him talking, and she narrows her eyes as she walks over seductively. She throws her leg over his lap, straddling him as he gulps, repeating a mantra in his head about not giving in.

"Wanna tell me now?" She offers, hands running over his bare chest, thankful he left his dress shirt abandoned on the floor.

He shakes his head. "Not really." He braves touching her, stroking over the green lace of the cups of her bra. "This is cute."

When he goes to take it off, figuring they have enough time, she stops him. "Baby, not happening until you tell me."

"You'll see it in a couple of hours anyway." He whines, needy, hard in his pants and rutting up into her again. "But we might have to do it at Rossi's because you're going to struggle to keep it in your pants until we get home."

She scoffs, reaching down to palm his prominent bulge. "I'm not going to be able to keep it in my pants?"

Spencer groans a little, pushing her head forward so he can whisper against her ear. "It's a suit." He knows her weak spot. What he wears every day, his cute dress shirts and cardigans, don't compare to how hot he looks dressed in a suit. "With a tie tied properly." He adds. "Does that get you hot?"

The grin on his face is bold as he looks down at his lap, where she's rolling her hips against his unintentionally. "Nope." She lies. "Just teasing you."

"Mm, sure." He hums, leaning closer so he can kiss her. He keeps it quick, committed to not slipping up and fucking her hard enough against the bed that she'll struggle to walk. Making out is a pipeline to that. "What are you wearing with this?" He asks, only because he knows her chosen villain has a lot of variation.

"That white dress shirt that you left here." She starts innocently. "Buttoned to here." She finishes, taking his hand and resting it just above the cups of the bra, hidden from everyone else except someone as tall as him.

He grins, thanking whoever is looking out for him in the universe. "So I'm going to get to see your tits all night?"

"No, you're my colleague, agent Reid. That would be inappropriate." She reminds him smugly.

He tugs her closer, kissing her roughly in a way that makes her head spin. "It's Doctor. And it's going to be more than inappropriate when I rip this off you as soon as we walk through the door."

"Let's hope we can sneak out early then." She decides, focusing on ignoring the tingle in her spin as she kisses him once more before getting off his lap.

Spencer's magnetism is intoxicating. There's nothing she can do to not be attracted to him. He sits there a little stunned, relishing in her pull.

"You need to get out of here so I can see you later." She reminds him.

"But I want to sit here forever." He complains, letting his head rest on his shoulder and shutting his eyes.

Y/n rolls her eyes, grabbing his hands and pulling him off the bed. "Get up, lover boy."

"Fine." He agrees, letting her drag him up before moving his hands down to squeeze her ass.

She has to practically yank his hands off, button his shirt, and push him out the door to get him to leave back to his apartment, but she wants her makeup to be a surprise.

Spencer goes back to his place to get into costume, tightening his tie and smearing fake blood on his raincoat. He grabs his axe, and he's ready to go, arriving before Y/n does and complimenting everyone else's costumes.

Penelope and Emily are an angel and a devil, respectively, and fittingly. Beth must have had to plead with Hotch, but it worked because they're dressed as Woody, Jessie, and Jack as Buzz. JJ's blonde hair perfectly matches her rapunzel outfit, Will by her side as Flynn Rider, and Henry makes the cutest chameleon as Pascal. Morgan went for a Fresh Prince-inspired outfit, pulling it off with comfort and swagger. Rossi selected clothing from the wardrobe he had as a youth, dressing as a member of the mob, which is really his excuse to have cigars.

The one person he doesn't see is the person he wants to see the most.

She gets there only a few moments later, greeted at the door by Penelope, who has taken over Rossi's house. "You look incredible." He hears Penelope squeal.

Y/n walks into the patio a few moments later, top unbuttoned as she promised it would be. He's hard- and trying to hide it- incredibly quickly.

She looks perfect, a purple blazer framing the white shirt of his with tight black shorts. Her makeup is most impressive, with bright red lipstick painted up her face in an overzealous smile, bold purple eyeshadow, filled-in green brows, and a big J under her left eye. Spencer's sure she could easily defeat Batman with just one look.

She grins at him in his suit, wondering why she hadn't guessed he would come dressed as Patrick Bateman. Hot. Very very hot. She resists the urge to grab him by his perfectly tied tie and pull him to a guest bedroom.

Once she's grabbed her wine with eyeballs, she makes a bee-line to stand next to him. Spencer noticeably looks down the front of his her shirt, checking that her tits were as perfect as he remembered them.

Her kick at his leg goes unseen by everyone else as the adults stand around the high circular table, wrapped up in their own chats. Spencer takes their temporary distractions to lean down and whisper into her ear. "So, what'd you think?"

"It's cute." She replies, breathing shallowly.

"Just like that green set that I'll be taking off you later," Spencer reminds her, keeping his voice low and breath against her skin.

She scoffs. "If you're lucky."

The wine and eventually shots go to both of their heads, and combined with the close proximity and burning need to touch each other, they're both close to breaking.

Spencer's stubborn, often to a fault, but when she excuses herself after dinner, he takes the opportunity and follows her through the house a few minutes later.

Y/n squeals in shock when she feels a hand wrapping around her arm and pulling her into a closet when she's on her way back out. It's Spencer which she knows from his cologne.

"What the fuck?" She asks, hitting him on the plastic raincoat covering his shoulder. There are no lights on, but she can feel the heat coming off him. "What is wrong with you? You scared me."

"Missed you too much." He says almost sweetly, nose touching hers. The innocence quickly gets taken over by something darker as his hands started traveling over the curve of her body. "Look so hot in this." He mumbles, lips only an inch from hers.

She's worse at controlling herself when they're close and alone, and in a second, her lips are pressed to his. Spencer kisses her back, slamming her into the wall firmly.

His tongue delves into her mouth, hands traveling to squeeze her tits while she pulls him closer with the hair at the base of his neck.

"Fucking love your hair like this." She hums against his lips, trying not to mess up the perfect, slicked-back look of his straightened, not curled, hair.

"It's my sex hair, that's why." He claims with a laugh before kissing her again. It's just as quick-paced as before, both of them desperate and eager, working with each other.

Before she can fully give in to the urge, and fuck him in the closet, she pulls away. "Wait, wait, we can't do this here." She reminds him.

Spencer nods, although he doesn't want to let go of her, have to go back out there, and socialize until it's been enough time for them to go home.

He takes his hands off her body, holding them up. "Okay, okay. You going first?"

"Yeah, probably should." She agrees, taking a moment to calm her breathing. "See you out there."

Emily gives her a bit of a weird look in the kitchen, which she shrugs off as she grabs some ice water to tamper down the heat in her cheeks.

"Are you okay?" She asks.

Y/n nods. "Just got distracted."

It's when Spencer appears a minute later that she understands the fatal consequence of their makeout session.

Red lipstick.

Her red lipstick.

All over and around his lips. She might have been able to save it, shove him back into a bathroom to fix it, had every member of their team not walked in and witnessed the same thing. Dead silence spreads as quickly as the conclusion about what is happening does. The guilty look from Y/n only confirms the fact they had snuck away to make out.

"What?" Spencer asks, looking at each of them for an answer.

"You got a little something," Morgan tells him with a smirk, gesturing to his lips. Spencer scrambles to wipe it up after glancing at Y/n's missing lipstick, not that it helps at all.

"So you're the distraction." Emily jokes, nudging Y/n on the shoulder.

The surprise is evident on all of their faces, mixed with some excitement. "I did not see that coming," JJ admits, agreements coming from almost everyone.

"Really?" Beth asks, shocked by something else this time. "They have been practically..." She pauses to look behind her and make sure no kids are listening... "eye fucking each other all night. No offense, you guys." She's definitely had a bit to drink and it makes everyone laugh, even more, when she turns to Hotch to continue. "Are you even a profiler, Aaron?"

Will's claiming he saw the same thing to JJ as Beth teases Hotch and Morgan starts reminding Penelope of a conversation they had about who Y/n would end up dating on her first day at the BAU, Emily getting dragged in to authenticate.

With everyone occupied by conversations about them, Spencer sees his opportunity, "So we can just sneak out now, right?" He whispers into her ear.

"Yup." She agrees, taking his hand and pulling him away from the chaos they’d made.

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Bean groaned throwing another piece of clothing on the floor "I'm fat, nothing fits, nothing looks right."

"Well you are pregnant, with twins" he pecked her cheek, rubbing small circles into her bump

"I know but I'm like two times bigger than I was with Zeph or Percy. When I was this far with them everything still fit."

"Momma again, twins"

"Again you aren't helping" Bean pouted, he wouldn't understand.

Trevor sighed. He never would be able get why she feels the way she does, she literally had two little lives growing in her, but he could try to help her feel a little better.

He drew her a nice warm bath, making sure to add extra bubbles, and some pretty dried rose petals. Trevor even lit one of Bean's favorite candles to give the room more a relaxing atmosphere.

"You relax for a while, take a nap even. I'm gonna take the boys out for a bit, we've got a few errands to run."

"Don't be gone too long. Percy has eat in a few, and he's teething so he might be a little cranky." Bean sank into the water. "Oh and Zephyr needs to-"

"Bean, pretty Momma, I got this. Don't worry." Trevor kissed the crown of her head. "We'll be back later."

Trevor had a plan, while they were out they were going to get foods Bean was currently craving and a few other little goodies that will left her mood. Today was about her.

At the grocery store they had gathered everything they need and were about to check out when Zephyr spotted the bunches of pretty flowers. They were calling him, especially the tulips as they were Bean's favorite.

"Daddy we need to get flowers fo Mommy. These ones!" Zephyr held up a bunch of red tulips.

"Those are perfect little dude." He agreed, purchasing them plus another bouquet, because Bean could never have enough flowers. "What do you think Perce?"

Percy grunted glaring at his father while he nawed on a frozen toy. Trevor tickled the baby's foot to get him to smiled, but he just kicked his hand away. Teeth are not fun.

"Mommy wants cupcakes too. The ones with frosting." Zephyr tried again since Trevor listened to him about the flowers. He didn't wait for his dad to reply and put the desert in the cart as they were on their way to checkout. Trevor never noticed and bought them anyways.

While the boys were out Bean got the little break she very much needed. She got enough time to finish the bath, take a nap and even watched an episode of her show without any interuptions.

She was getting anxious as the minutes ticked on, it was getting close to feeding time for the baby and that little boy could be a terror when he didn't get fed right away. As soon as they were through the door, she snagged him from his carseat and went off to feed him.

Zephyr went off to play and Trevor got to work on lunch. Rice and ranch for Bean, mac and cheese for everyone else. He decorated the table with the flowers and some nicer tableware. The whole set up look pretty good if you asked him.

Bean was very surprised by it all.

"Mommy can I try that?" Zephyr pointed to the odd combo on her plate.

"Of course Zeph. It's pretty good"

Zeph put a small spoonful in his mouth and swallowed. The combo wasn't gross or disgusting by any means, but he didn't really like it. His parents laughed at the face he made.

"weird" He shoveled noodles into his mouth.

"That's okay babe, you don't need to have anymore"

"Can I have cupcake?"

The little family ended the night in a little cuddle puddle on the couch watching a movie. Zephyr was snuggled into Bean, the child had one hand on his mother's bump, talking to his brothers and Trevor had a sleeping drooly baby on his chest.

"Feel better Bean?"

"Yes. Thank you for everything"

[squippy360]

Little!Loki Laufeyson x Caregiver!Male reader

Cw:(Littlespace loki, Caregiver Male reader, fluff, comfort-ish, nice and relaxing.)

I had gotten back from a long and tiring day of avengers work. I had a major headache and was aching everywhere. It was cold and rainy outside so when I got into our house, I was shivering quite a bit. I stumbled into the bedroom but ceased all movement when I saw Loki sleeping in bed, cuddled up in the blankets with the softest hoodie I bought for myself but gave to him and some green fuzzy socks he liked. His messy strands of hair were blocking parts of his face. His little snake printed pacifier had dropped down on the bed in front of his face. He had a squishy stuffy tucked under his arms.  My heart melted at the sight of him, curled up and warm. 

I would never dream of waking him up so I silently got some clothes and went to the bathroom. I carefully washed my body, relaxing under the warm water melting over my sore muscles. After that, I quickly snatched the towel and dried my body off. I knew Loki would like it if we matched so I put on a hoodie as well. I got on some black sweatpants and black socks. I threw my dirty clothes in the hamper and made my way back to the bedroom quietly.

Loki was now up and sleepily rubbing his sleepy eyes. "Aww, Baby." I cooed and walked over to him. His eyes lightened up and he looked at me. He hopped out of bed and jumped onto me. 

"Daddy!!" He exclaimed. I sat on the bed and held him. "Hello, Baby Boy. I'm sorry it took me so long to get home." I whispered to him, running my hands through his silky hair. He hummed and wrapped his legs around my waist. "Missed you…" He mumbled, looking up at me with shiny eyes. I held him tight and close. "Daddy's sorry. He didn't mean to stay overtime. Daddy was taking care of some people at work I didn't like." I sighed out and pecked him on the head. 

He nodded. I reached for his pacifier and tilted his head up. "Daddy wants to make up for it. Maybe he could make us some dinner that you like?" I asked. He nodded and popped his pacifier in his mouth. "Please Daddy." He murmured back with a smile and laid in my lap. "Wanna come with me?" I asked. He nodded and buried his face in my hoodie. I carefully maneuvered his legs around my waist and let him cuddle into my neck. He had used a bit of his magic earlier to make himself shorter so carrying him wasn't hard. 

I let him in the electric rocking chair in the kitchen and got a blanket to wrap around him. I pulled his paci from my pocket and let him suck on it. "Daddy's going to cook dinner so you can take a small nap here, Ok?" I whispered. He nodded and curled into the rocking chair, enjoying the subtle movements. I gave him my phone for entertainment. I went to the stove and got out some stuff. I knew he liked banana pancakes with chocolate chips on a good day so I decided to make some. I made some batter for the pancakes and poured in some chocolate chips. 

"Daddy…" Loki's soft voice called out. I wiped my hands and made my way over to him. "Yes, Baby boy?" I cooed quietly. "Drink…" He mumbled. I grabbed a juice box from the fridge and wrapped it in a rag so the condensation wouldn't bother him. I kissed his forehead. "Daddy's going to continue dinner, be a good boy and don't make a mess." I mumbled to him and went back to the stove. I poured some batter on the stove and poked around with the edges. 

(Small timeskip)

After I was done making dinner for us, I crouched down next to Loki. "Baby~ It's time to eat." I whispered. He whined and made grabby hands towards me. I lifted him into my arms and carried him to the table. "Lap!" He exclaimed. I put my phone in my pocket and let him sit on my lap. I gently tied back Loki's hair so it was out of his face. "I don't want you getting messy." I joked. He giggled and got comfortable. 

I cut a piece of his pancake and fed it to him. He hummed with delight. I cut another piece off and let him eat it. "Such a good boy. Being so good and eating your food, not making a mess, and being so calm." I praised. He nodded and leaned into me. I made sure he ate before I ate my plate. "Daddy, Can we sleep together? Please! I get nightmares when I'm not with you." He stared up at me, tears in his eyes. I smiled with a hum. "Of course, Little one. You can sleep with Daddy." I pet his hair. "I'm going to go and get your sippy. If you behave while I'm gone, I'll give you some desert." I said and got up, letting him sit in my chair. 

I quickly got his sippy cup and filled it with Apple juice. I opened the cabinet above the fridge and grabbed a chunky oatmeal cookie that Loki really loved. I made my way over to him and gave him the cookie and juice. "Thank you, Daddy!" He said and happily ate the cookie. I went to go and clean up the mess I made in the kitchen. I came back and made sure he was comfortable. 

"Daddy, bed!" He said and made grabby hands. "Alright, Baby Boy~" I took the wrapper from his hand and threw it away. I picked him up and made my way back to our bedroom. I noticed him unnaturally quiet. "What's wrong, Baby?" I asked, laying him on the bed. "Can you…touch my hair more…?" He asked. I smiled and laid down with him. "Of course, Baby Boy. Anything for you." I whispered and wrapped one of my arms around his waist to pull him closer to me. I took the rubber band out of his hair and put it away. I ran my fingers through his soft hair. 

A shiver went down his spine and he eased into the feeling. "Night, Daddy." He mumbled. "Good night, Sweet prince." I cooed and fell asleep with him. 

Next up: Peter Parker x Monster!Male reader pt.1(?)

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Twst Character’s Boyfriendability 2

Savannaclaw edition

(Heartslabyul version)

(Octavinelle version)

Leona - He’s a 10 but his dogs are out 24/7

4/10 put those dogs away 8/10

Leona is as lazy as he is arrogant, but he’ll treat you with the respect you deserve and more if you are his partner. 

He’ll drag you to nap with him and all the teachers think he’s a bad influence on you, but if you’re adamant about going to class, you’ll be a good influence on him! Never mind he’s just sleeping in class instead.

Arrogance comes out as jealousy often. When his pride is on the line, he’ll get snappy with whoever was with you and will scent you in very discreet ways. He doesn’t want you to know about his jealousy, but if you do miraculously find out, he’ll deny everything.

He won’t put effort into dates, unless you were having a bad day, then he’s throwing out all the stops. But he won’t let you know about it. And if you do see him giving more than two shits, don’t say it aloud, he gets embarrassed. 

Ruggie - He’s a 10 but he’s a rat 

10/10

Steals your food but only like a bite, and it’s really small. If he knows your financial situation (aHEM, CROWLEY.) he’ll start sneaking snacks into your bag to find later and eat. He knows how horrible hunger pains can be, so he’ll make sure you’re well fed and happy.

Treats you like family, he’ll teach you survivability skills, and just about all the practical skills he knows. He’ll tell you all the shenanigans back home, and talk about all the people he’s met, which is a lot. His grandmother is the focus of most. 

One thing he is conscious of is his status and the fact that he cannot give his partner a lot. He understands that he is essentially dragging them down just by being acquainted with them, he is taking away their opportunities and luxuries like comfort, and he is even more selfish for knowing these things and not doing anything about it. 

He doesn’t have a lot of time for ‘dates’ but he will make time for You. He thinks of you, and it shows. He’ll help you if you need help, he’ll get you food (with Leona’s money) if you are hungry, and he’ll even help massage out a bad knot in your shoulder. 

Jack - He’s a 10 but he’s the furry’s favorite

9/10

Hardworking, righteous and smart guy, he’s ideal boyfriend material. Except he wakes up at what, 6? And then??? Works out??? I did that in my senior year of high school for the bragging rights, not because I actually wanted to improve myself, you bastard

A tsundere, it’s really cute how much he says he doesn’t care, and then will proceed to care all over the place

Hug him. He’s say it doesn’t matter and thin his tail wags and his ears perk up when he sees you and it’s so cute oh my gosh he’ll let you touch them for like, ‘only a few minutes’ and then you blink and you two spend an hour just cuddling

He thinks working out together constitutes a date, but is pretty gentlemanly too. If he wronged you, he’ll fix it, and he isn’t one to back away from saying sorry either. He’s rather clever, so it isn’t hard for him to read any emotions or ques once dating and adjust accordingly 

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Best Mistake

Day 7 of the blogversary drabble week.

Pairing: househusband!wooyoung×ceo!wife!oc (y/n)

Genre: fluff, parents AU

Summary: they made the best mistake.

Word count: 1.2k+

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"Mommy will be late today," Wooyoung informed his six years old daughter, Nari, when they came back home after picking her up from school. 

"Again?" Her face was adorned with a cute pout. 

Wooyoung loved being a househusband. This wasn't his original plan for the future but he met you one night in the club. You looked hot in the embroidered bustier mini dress from Celine. Later on that night, it ended up on the floor of Wooyoung's friend's apartment along with his clothes. 

That night, Nari happened. You found out about your pregnancy in the third week. Wooyoung was freaking out. He was still studying and had to make his future. But he didn't step back. He stood tall along with you and helped you out with everything. 

Eventually, you both fell in love during pregnancy. He got addicted to your presence and loved to take care of you. He loved taking care of the house, something he naturally liked but now loved. 

He came to know that you were CEO of one of the biggest companies on the Global level. Seeing him genuinely excited and happy about doing domestic chores, you suggested to him to not work full time and that you already earn billions and billions and that you all should be fine. 

Wooyoung took his time to make a final decision. It didn't take long for him to realize that he wanted to be a househusband. He loved looking after Nari and you. He loved how you loved his cooking and always showered with gifts that he never asked for. You spoiled him.

You just loved being the "man" of the house and spoiling both of your babies. 

"You know mommy works hard for us. Let her complete her work and then we will spend more time. Also, this time of the year gets busier," Wooyoung kissed her cheek. 

"Daddy?" 

"Yes, baby?"

"Are we gonna go grocery shopping?" 

"We will go tomorrow. It should be fine for today," he heated some food and severed them both. 

"Mm, I wanted ice cream," she pouted.

"We have so many in our freezer," he looked at her. 

"No, we don't have that crushed ice type ice cream."

"Oh, you mean slushy?" 

"Yeah!"

"We can buy you a slushy. We can go in the evening. Right now, you need to take a nap, missy," Nari grumbled as she finished her plate. Like any other kid, she hated taking naps and argued against it. But the moment her head touched the pillow, she would knock out. 

Wooyoung smiled at her sleeping form and kissed her forehead and closed her door. He turned on the TV and resumed the drama that he had been watching for a while. He had already completed the chores. The Laundry lady was a blessing for doing it. He hated doing laundry so did you. She worked here even before Wooyoung met you. 

The front door opened. Wooyoung got up to see and saw you already removing your heels and jumping in his arms. He giggled and kissed your head. "Ah, you said you were gonna come home late."

"Mhm, but then all I could think about was you and Nari. It's been a while since I spent proper time with you both… I miss you two energetic beings," you muttered in his chest. 

"Yeah? We miss you too," he picked you up and brought you inside, and gently laid on the couch. "Hungry?"

"I'm sorry for not spending time at home… yes, actually."

"Hey, it's alright. It's not like you are always away. I understand that there are busier times…" Wooyoung came back with a plate full of delicious-looking food. 

You sat up straight and made grabby hands for the plate. He chuckled and sat next to you. He moved your legs over his and rested the place on them. Taking the fork, he took some food and fed you. 

After that, he cuddled you on the couch and you both watched the drama. He kissed you here and there every couple of minutes. You sighed and moved closer to him and enjoyed the moment. 

"Mommy!" Not after five minutes, you hear a loud voice, almost as loud as Wooyoung's, of your little princess as she stepped down and jumped in between you two to cuddle. "You came home early!"

"Yes, little lady. I had to come home sooner so I could cuddle my little girl and big boy," the drama long forgotten. 

"Daddy said we could go and buy slushy."

"Yeah?"

"Mhm… I wanna walk to the shop."

"We can do that."

"Oh! Park! Can we go there too?" 

"We can go there too!" 

"I wanna wear a red frock that has strawberries on it with red sandals."

"You got it!" 

"Strawberry hair band too!"

Wooyoung cuddled you both and looked at you two so lovingly. He was so grateful for this family he has. He loved how the three of you looked so perfect together. His veiny hand caressed both of your heads. His eyes were filled with love and adoration. 

…

Wooyoung was only soft in front of you, Nari, the house staff, and the drivers. Whenever he was in public, especially with you two, he would have a serious face that screamed 'I dare you to come closer to my girls and I will end you all". 

There was no smiling picture of him from the business event that you two attended. He only smiled when pictures were taken away from the paparazzi's eyes. It was endearing. You loved how he always gets protective in public. 

Right now you all were walking to get ice cream. Nari was in between you two, holding both Wooyoung's and your hand. Her little red frock beautifully danced along with her steps. 

"I made a new song," Wooyoung said. He was a musician when he was not a househusband. He loved music with a whole lot of passion so you transformed one of the rooms of the penthouse into a studio for him. There were a lot of latest music equipment along with instruments. 

"Really!? Can I listen to it?" You looked at him with interest. 

"Of course! After we go back."

"So… how is your album going on? Any progress on that?"

"Mhm, just two more songs to go through… hopefully the audios are ready by next week," he was so excited for his first album. He took his time to work on it. It has been over two years since he was working on that along with many single tracks and OST. 

"I'm so excited!" He giggled. 

Nari was so confused about the slushy. There were many flavors and she wanted all of them but ended up buying her favorite strawberry. Then you all went to the park. She joined other kids on the slides. It was a nice day outside and you were thankful to spend it with your family. 

Wooyoung snaked his arm around your waist and squeezed your side. He rested his forehead against your temple and whispered about how lucky he is to have you and Nari in his life. 

"She is the best mistake I ever made," he said as he pecked your lips appropriately in public. 

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[theogclownboy]

Just thought of this and I know it's kinda like my other ask but. What would everyone in the hotel(plus ellie) do if someone involuntarily regressed and was ashamed of it???

Feb,21,2024

🎙️little Al: he would try to make sure the other little was comfortable and had a lot of toys to play with and he'd make sure that they would feel happy about regressing

🎙️Cg Al: he'd gently take the little into his lap and he'd very gently explain that their little space is nothing to be ashamed of, he'd go on a long rant about it and then he'd help the little one all day and he'd make sure they had everything they needed

🕸️Little Angel: he'd understand about being ashamed of it and he'd try to make the other little comfortable and he'd help them do relaxing things like color, he'd be reminding them that regression is not something to be ashamed of

🕸️Cg Angel: same thing as when he's little but he'd be cuddling that little all day long and he'd be reminding them constantly while petting their head that they are safe to regress with him and that will be okay

💜Little Vaggie: she would nervously offer to play with the other little to try and make them more comfortable instead of ashamed

💜Cg Vaggie: she'd take the little into a safe and comfortable spot and she'd brush the littles hair (or just let their head) and she'd be very gentle and she'd soothe them with kind words

❤️Little Charlie: she'd be quick to give the little a big hug and she'd be quickly talking about how awesome regression is and how they will be safe to always play with her

❤️Cg Charlie: basically the same as when little but speaks slower and more gentle

🐍Little Sir pentious: he understands what it's like so he'd offer to nap and relax with the little to help take their mind off being ashamed and he'd give them a special soft blanket to make them happy and comfy

🐍Cg Sir pentious: he'd wrap the little up in his tail and he'd gently rock the little back and forth while speaking to them in a soothing voice to tell them that it's okay to regress and that they are safe with him

🐈Middle Husk: he's the big brother of everyone so he'd make sure that the little knows that he's here if they ever wanna talk about it or if they ever want advice.

🐈Cg Husk: same thing as when he's regressed but afterwards he'd put his wings around the little in a warm and feathery hug and he'd hum to them afterwards (he'd purr but wouldn't admit it)

🪡Little Nifty: when she noticed that the little was ashamed she'd be quick to make them gifts and pretend toy foods to cheer them up and make them more comfortable

🪡Cg Nifty: same thing but with real foods and snacks

🐈❤️Ellie: she'd gently take the little one to her room and she'd very gently explain that it's nothing to be ashamed of, she'd speak in a soft and soothing voice that could soothe anyone to sleep. After having a talk about it she'd get them a bottle/sippy cup/water bottle (whatever they preferred) and she'd make sure the little was fed and had water and had everything they needed to relax. If the little one wanted a break from the other littles chaos then she'd take them to her room so they could play quietly and nap.

[box-architecture]

I haven't talked about Jet and Punz that much so I'm mentioning here that when Sam and Punz discovered the cages full of hybrids, Sam was focused on defending the cages and freeing the people inside, while Punz was on the offense and actively slaughtering the traffickers, so to Jet, Punz is both awe-inspiring and terrifying, which makes it hard to close that distance for a bit, even when they arrive back home and anything dangerous about Punz fades into something kinder, like a comfy mattress with a bit of firmness to it.

Punz also gives them a Safety Knife when Jet expresses anxiety over being taken again. They're taught how to use it, but they find they're not really… suited for combat? They don't have the drive, no intent for violence. At most they prefer being sharp and dry with words, smacking someone upside the head. They worry Punz will find it disappointing, but he's just satisfied with them knowing how to defend themselves, and tells them so.

Punz, for all his penchant for violence, isn't really looking to make his kids into him. He appreciates Honeydews desire to Fight Everyone, and Lutes eagerness to learn the sword, but they're not him. They don't need to be. He isn't sure he'd ever want any child of his to have to be the person he had to be.

It's a sentiment shared by Dream and Sam to different degrees. Dream doesn't ever want them to have to do what he did, to be a monster for others to fear. Sam can't even fathom the idea that they could do what he did. They're too good for it. Too precious. He'll stress the importance of not hurting the people you love and keeping them Safe and Protected and his toddler cubs will burble happily at him while Dream pinches his ear. Sam they're Two.

Rotates rotates rotates they're all so!!!! I think a lot about the parents knifetrio would be, and how this specific au affects that specifically.

Because Sam pre-Ckau would be an awful parent, and he knows that now. He would have been overly controlling and something to be afraid of and he would have hurt them. And he would have been too caught up in himself to realize. He doesn't want to think about a world like that but it's still on Dreams skin, after all these years. It leaves him with a low level anxiety, many moments of second guessing and fears of almost infecting them with his old ideology. It ends up making the moments where his kids are genuinely these empathetic, loving people all the more cathartic.

Dream, back before everything started going on, wanted kids. He liked the idea of little kids, loving them, teaching them, existing with them and getting to see them grow up. His endgame assumption was that he'd have them with George, because he was young and in love and not expecting the Shitshow ahead. And then he was throwing himself away in favor of trying to get things back to normal, and by the time he was out of prison, he was halfway to giving up on thinking he had a future at all, much less one that was fit for a kid. Some small part of him still liked kids, but he hated what his body had become, what he had become (a monster?) What could he possibly give a child? It takes a long time for Dream to become at peace with his existence, and he is in a good place when Honeydew is brought in, but there's always gonna be a little doubt that he's father material anymore, on any level. It hurts, but it's healed a little more with every hug and cuddle and nap and every time he's able to help calm them when they're upset. He can do this.

Punz, in the backstory I generally give him, grew up in poverty and had to take charge of other kids, maybe Purpled, making sure everyone got food, not eating until everyone else was fed, he feels like someone that had his own little makeshift family as a kid, and could have been considered an unconventional family man, but ultimately he stopped having those ties, and had been alone for a while before meeting Dream. Punz stopped considering himself someone who could have bonds outside of Dream, and like, the idea of kids might be nice, but he was a practical person looking at himself and there was no place for children in his life for a good long while

He definitely doesn't consider himself father material for a long time, but unlike Dream it wasn't something he wanted with any sort of intensity, so there's a lot less personal disparagement. He side eyes himself sometimes, but Punz stops taking jobs once they have kids for the most part, because they didn't need the money, and he deeply dislikes the idea of being absent, of not providing like he should be. It gets him feeling off kilter some days if he feels like he hasn't done enough, hasn't made sure everyone's been taken care of

He's most content when they're at the dinner table, everyone chatting about their day, well fed and happy. It feels like a job well done

[jawllines]

Thanksgiving got me thinking….

Even if none of these harry’s and y/n’s celebrate the holiday they probably do something small.

Firemanrry attempts to have a thanksgiving lunch with y/n and their friends, even if it’s super small because he wants everyone to have a good experience at every holiday. And he for sure celebrates this holiday because he feels bad for it, as it’s not commonly picked as a favorite and most focus on Christmas which is right around the corner from it. Y/n sees him putting in so much effort so she surprises him with little Turkey cookies and bakes his favorite pie, and of course she makes special themed dog treats for pebble. Harry absolutely loves it and gets so excited he even brings some of the treats (both human and dog) to the fire station to not only show off her amazing skills but to spread the joy. And when it’s time to make the actual feast he doesn’t let Y/N help instead encourages her to relax but she sits on a stool and watches and talks to him all the way through it, even sneaking in a few jobs to help him. And can’t forget, their whole apartment smells of late fall, they went out candle shopping on October 24 (Harry was worried all the good scents were gone by now, and kept telling her they should have went early. Spoiler alert all the good late fall scented ones were there and he bought her extra goodies like bathbombs as a sorry gift.

Mechanicrry and y/n are on the same page, they just want to spend the night together eating then cuddling while watching movies. Although Y/N does drag Harry to the thanksgiving lunch at Nial’s place where everyone else was too. He only agrees to go if he can take strudel with them, she obviously agrees. They check in with Nial and he has no issue with it either, Harry although states that he would have smuggled her in even if Nial said no. All of them have a great time and strudel even falls asleep on Harry’s thigh while he eats, Harry drops everything to take as many pictures as he can and says “Y/N, baby look our little angel got tired and went for a nap” he then proceeds to shush people when they get too loud.

Princerry doesn’t like this Holliday. He hates seeing y/n have to do so much work for the huge feast/party his parents were throwing. The entire time she is preparing for it, he runs around following her and even sneaks her away a bunch (most of the time using stupid excuses) because he wants alone time with her and for her to rest and not get overworked. He also keeps her well fed and hydrated the entire time. At the time of the meal, he excused himself very early on and instead sneaks away taking his plate and finding y/n. She is worried and scared the entire time that they will get in trouble and convinces him to go back, but she secretly loves every minute of this so eventually stops. He bundles them both up and takes her to the garden where they sit by the flowers and eat from his plate. He tells her that her hands her too dirty and said that he has to feed her because of this, no other reason (it is very clear this was not the reason as y/n was helping with the food before he stole her away) He also has her feed him, saying “my hands are getting tired from feeding you, you feed me” she would respond, “I thought my hands were ‘too dirty’” and he of course counters with “I know, but I’ll just deal with them. Now hurry before I starve to death” and quickly opens his mouth

STOPTSPDRT THESE ARE SO CUTE AND VERY VERY MUCH IN CHARACTER ESPECIALLY PRINCERRY I CAN DEFINITELY VISUALIZE IT!! I LOVE THIS SM

[koostarcandy]

delicate's baby days

summary: it's barely been a month and jungkook feels everything's changing. alternative? he's living to see your character development.

warnings: jungkook is,,,shocked by oc's motherliness (it's a word! thanks cee ><) like bbys are growing up and the delicate couple are not ready ㅠㅠ

pairing: nonidol!jungkook x female!reader

genre: sliceoflife!au, college!au, fluffyy

a/n: felt like writing a piece about the delicate family spending the lil ones' baby days before they become big babies :3 happie reading~ bestest banner there is ^^ @itaeewon

its strange but jungkook welcomes it like he would to a new character in his favourite video game except the new characters are his adorable children and his favourite character is displaying rather peculiar behaviour. but its pretty and jungkook thinks it suits you.

rubbing his eyes open, his bleary gaze sets itself on the hyperactive puppy on the foot of his bed, trying his best to get some cuddles. jungkook gets up and stretches, much to the glee of his son. bam noses his legs, trying to push him to where you are.

"bam, darling, there you are!" you pick him in a jiffy and look up at jungkook, sparkling eyes with no trace of sleepy dawn's usual presence. jungkook smiles at your sight, slightly alarmed at the absence of your bed head.

"my love, it's not even 7.30, what're you doing up early these days?" jungkook asks curiously, seemingly trying to make sure he's not reading on thin ice.

"making sure the children are fed and fine, obviously" you look up at him quizzically, wondering what's gotten into him. you put it down to his state of sleepiness, ushering him to get ready for the day. ever since summer break started, you've preferred staying at home rather than go to your local theme park or arcade or anything which you usually like to do in the summer. when asked about any plans by your friends, you reply back with a vague "oh, nothing much" which doesn't elicit suspicions from them but it definitely makes jungkook feel like something is off.

turns out, nothing is.

after he came out of his cosy haven, he finds the living room in a mess. toys strewn in a way he knows you like it along with midi snoozing softly in a patch of sun streaming through your favourite linen curtains. he finds you in the kitchen, measuring bam's food in cups, mumbling to bam in soft apologies for his late breakfast and making sure he gets a hearty breakfast. jungkook's presence seems to have been sensed by midi, perfectly poised ear inching towards his direction. she happily hops to him, running around him in excited circles. he picks her up and smiles, features akin to hers.

"you're finally awake now, are you? there's bacon and there's toast and butter, help yourself," you smile at him, bam's snout deep in the food bowl you hold in your hand. jungkook walks into the kitchen, a start contrast from the living room. he leans down for a morning kiss, which you happily give. you gesture with your head at the small but wholesome spread, "let's eat!"

jungkook decides to approach the topic slowly but surely and at the right time, when he's doing the dishes. your usual loving gaze which he'll proudly take any day is now directed to midi, bam sitting patiently by his foot.

taking his gloves off and making sure his hands are dry, he starts, "baby, can i ask you something?" he asks tentatively, like you would ask a fussy toddler to hand up their toy. only this time, its you holding your baby bunny, eyes shining at the sight of her. "yeah? what is it koo?"

"why don't you want to do anything this summer?" he looks at you, big hands simultaneously gently holding bam, soft strokes behind his ear which lulls the pup to his nap.

"i thought you knew?" you look at him, pouty lips jutting out. jungkook feels slightly bad now, realization dawning over him. "i know they'll grow up soon, like look, bam is already overgrowing in your arms and midi doesn't fit in my palm anymore" you look worried, scared even. "i don't want to look back and regret that i missed their baby days, even if it costs me a whole summer."

jungkook smiles at your mini rant, walking over to you. "that's why we have my camera," he presses a tiny peck on your forehead, "we have a lovely balcony for them to run around and we can sit and watch them to our heart's content," laying a playful kiss on your nose, he says, "don't worry about missing them, you're living it now."

you look up at jungkook like he went great depths and heights to procure the biggest and shiniest star for you, which in his humble opinion, he's already got it in-front of him. he wants to proudly show it to the world, hence why his sudden idea makes him look like he's got the script for the next blockbuster film.

"shall we have a photoshoot in our balcony?"

[madstwd]

Day 15 - Daryl Dixon x F!Reader

"Do you mind if we stay like this a bit longer?"

Season:6

Words: 800

Warnings: Periods

Hope you enjoy this one! Struggling for an idea for it and then decided to comfort myself during my own. Hope you all had a good day! Love mads ❤️

Masterlist

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You laid down on your bed, you blankets and covered drapes over you as you curled into a foetus position under them. The pain was intense, maybe more that you can imagine after not having one for months due to the conditions and lack of food you were travelling in. Daryl had come back from an early hunt only to be shocked when he saw that you weren't at the gates on your shift, he didn't think much of it. Maybe someone had switched after you were overworking yourself at the construction site. He wandered through the streets ignoring all the glares from everyone that was still unsure about him. He walked straight to the house where he had met Rick in the kitchen with Judith. “How was your hunt?” Rick asked as he spoon fed Judith some applesauce. Daryl nodded “fine, got some rabbit” he grumbled. “Awesome! We can cook it tonight if you want” Rick prompted, Daryl gave the man a small grunt before nodding. “You seen Y/n?” He asked. Rick shook his head, “I don't think she's come down since this morning, Rosita is covering her shift though”

Daryl nodded, tapping his boots on the mat at the entrance so he didn't leave any dirt around the house, his crossbow strapped on his back as he walked upstairs to your shared room.

When he opened the door the lights were turned off and he could vaguely make out a figure hidden beneath the blankets. “Y/n?” He called out, he chuckled as he saw your head pop up like a meerkat from your name being called. “Daryl? Are you back” you replied, sitting up slightly causing you to wince in pain slightly and giving up going back to your original position. “Everything alright? Rick said you’ve not left the room all day”

“Yeah I'm alright”

“Sure?”

“I mean it's my time of the month” you said shyly watching as daryls face contorted to confusion. “What?”

“Periods, it's come back pretty bad” you said, clutching at your lower stomach as if it would make the pain go away. “Oh, anything I could help with?” He asked. You shrugged, your heart melting slightly at him offering to help. “Can I have a cuddle?” You asked. He nodded, taking his shoes and jacket off. Stripping to just his boxers and shirt as he lifted the blanket from the bed. You gasped and moved at the cold air reaching you as it leaked in the blanket. However you didn't expect to be met with a red patch on the bed. You gasp, snatching the blanket out of Daryl's hands and covering the mark. “What was that for?” The man asked confusedly, looking at his hand where the blanket once was. “I- it's a heavy flow and I didn't realise- it's on the bedding”

“And?”

“It's embarrassing”

“Girl, I'm covered in walker blood all day you think that's going to piss me off?” he joked. You shuffled curling further into the blanket feeling disgusting and vulnerable in front of the man. Daryl gave you a smile before leaving to head to the ensuite bathroom, you hear the shower turn on, and Daryl shifting through the draws looking for your favourite products. He wasn't sure if what he was going was right, but he was going off on how you comforted him when he needed it. He picked out the softest towel he could find before coming back into the room. Helping you up and guiding you into the bathroom, making sure not to look at your legs or anything.

You could hear him shifting about and around, clearly stripping the beds and getting rid of everything. Daryl made sure he got the comfiest extra pillows he could find, running downstairs shifting through the cupboards for any form of snack before dinner. Rick watching the man confused. “Everything alright?” Rick asked, rocking Judith as he tried to get her down for a nap. “Y/n on her period”

Rick smiled, helping the man get some chocolate and other snacks as Daryl made a warm drink. By the time you had gotten out of the shower Daryl was just getting out one of his shirts and spair boxers for you to rest in. You smiled, tears forming in your eyes at the amount of effort he just put in to make you comfortable.

“Thank you Daryl” you cried. He didn't respond, only smiled and helped to get into the clothes, climbing in bed allowing you to fall into him, your back pressed against his chest as he wrapped his arms around your stomach, stroking it softly helping to ease the pain.

“How do you know how to do all this?” You joked. Daryl blushed, hiding his face into your hair. “Heard all you girls talking about back at the prison, how you would all soothe the pain and the things ya missed” he responded with a kiss pressed against your temple. You smiled, leaning further back against him, his heat removing your pain slightly from the back.

“Do you mind if we stay like this a bit longer?”

“We can stay like this as long as ya need to” he replied, giving you a kiss on your head snuggling you further into him.

[sleepy-achilles]

HbTaker ideas… hmm.. how about:

Taker being frustrated with something humans would find simple (either a task or a concept) and Shawn patiently and kindly helping him?

Shawn being sick and Taker looking after him?

Either one of them getting peeved at the other for something silly (eg. Leaving the dishes overnight instead of washing them)?

Shawn being fascinated over Taker working on his bike (fixing / cleaning it, or something).

Either one of them damages / breaks something in the house and is worried what the other will say - but it’s all OK when they do.

If I’ve totally missed the mark with these thoughts, please let me know!

I'm tryna get out of my writers block so imma do them all.

Hbtaker

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Taker let out a frustrated growl as he throws the book down. Shawn raises his head from the newspaper and glances into the kitchen. He's been hearing crashes and curses from there all morning.

Normally Shawn would leave taker alone, knowing he likes to try do these things alone and will eventually come ask Shawn for help but Shawn also knows takers in a very shitty mood because he's had a very shitty week. So he knows that call isn't coming.

Shawn carefully makes his way into the kitchen and pauses at the mess. "Baby? Everything okay?" Shawn asks confused but gently. Taker looks at him, his face is one of pure frustration. "I was trying to make you dinner. You've done so much for me this week and I wanted to do something nice but I just can't work any of this or get any of the food to turn out edible!" Taker snaps. Shawn smiles and moves towards him, hugging his waist. "Thank you baby. How about we clean this mess and ill help you?" Shawn asks. Taker frowns and holds Shawn's arm. "You serious?" Taker asks quietly. "Of course baby. Cmon" Shawn smiles moving away. Taker smiles softly and helps Shawn clean.

Shawn is gentle and patient with taker as he teaches him how to cook dinner, how to use the different equipment in the kitchen, what ingredients to use. And taker? Taker is forever grateful he's got Shawn, that Shawn picked him.

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The sneeze echos through the house, stirring taker from his nap. He sits up on the sofa and looks around confused. That's when the sneeze happens again. "Shawn?" Taker mutters as he gets up and follows the noise. He ends up in the bedroom and he stares in horror. Shawn is pulling one of his hoodies on as he sniffles and struggles to breathe. "No" Shawn looks at taker confused. "No?" Shawn asks. "Back in bed. Now." Taker orders. Shawn fully faces him. "Im fine taker, it's a simple cold-" "bed. Now!" Taker snaps taking Shawn by the shoulders and leading him to the bed. Shawn raises an eyebrow as he's pushed onto the bed. "Rest. Sleep. Stay here, ill have goldust bring over some soup and medicine-" "Taker it's a simple cold" Shawn sighs as he's wreslted under the blankets. "I don't care. Let me look after you." Taker tells him.

Shawns cheek flush slightly. "Okay" he whispers. Taker nods and walks out. When Shawn thinks about it, letting taker look after him wouldn't be a bad idea at all.

And it wasn't. The whole day Shawn got to stay in bed whilst taker fed him, watered him, cuddled him and even carried him to and from the bath. It was paradise.

-

Shawn kisses takers cheek softly. "Thank you for looking after me" shawn whispers. "Anytime baby" Taker yawns as he adjusts the flannel over shawns forehead. "You can't get ill..right?" Shawn asks. "Nope" Taker smiles. Shawn smiles and rests his head on takers chest. "Night night" Shawn murmurs. "Night baby" Taker yawns.

The pair sit in silence when a sneeze echos through the bedroom. Shawn jolts up wide eyes and looks at taker. Taker stares at him with shock. Shawns smile grows. "Your sick!" Shawn gasps. "No-shawn no-shawn.." he groans as a damp flannel is slapped against his forehead. "Ill text goldie to drop is some soup tomorrow baby" Shawn smiles kissing Taker.

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Shawn was normally the calm one. But this? This was ticking all the wrong boxes in his head.

Taker stretches as he walks into the kitchen. "Morning baby" he yawns. "Morning baby?" Shawn asks. Taker pauses. "Whats wrong?" Taker asks. "Whats wrong? What's wrong?! What did I ask from you last night?" Shawn asks crossing his arms. Taker tries to think back. Nothing.

"You are really attractive right now baby" Taker tries, moving closer to shawn and grabbing his waist. Shawn immediately steps back and raises a very unimpressed eyebrow. "No. No amount of charm will get you out of this." Shawn snaps. "Worth a shot." Taker sighs rubbing his neck. "What did I do baby? Tell me" Taker frowns. Shawn steps aside, revealing a sink full of dishes.

"Oh baby no, you go relax, have a bath, get ready for bed, ill do the dishes and be right up." Shawn mocks Taker. "And what do we have here? Dishes from last night. Not clean. Infact, the sink isn't even got a single drop of water in it. No attempt was even made to do them." Shawn snaps. "Oh fuck..." Taker groans tilting his head back. "Im sorry baby..." he sighs. Shawn shakes his head. "One thing. One single thing." Shawn snaps before walking off.

Taker huffs. He really did fuck up. He makes his way towards the sink.

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Shawn walks into the house, slipping the keys into his pocket as he adjusts his grip on the shopping bag. He pauses, the house is awfully fresh looking. He moves into the living room to see taker asleep on the sofa, cleaning products laid around him. Shawn smiles softly and kisses takers forehead.

He moves into the kitchen and places the bags on the counter. He immediately pauses. He can't believe it. "UNDERTAKER!?!" Shawn yells. The man had only moved the dishes out of the sink to fill the mop and clean the sink and left the dishes.

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Taker mutters to himself as he wipes his oil covered hands into the dirty rag. He just couldn't figure out why this bike wasn't working and it was starting to frustrate him.

Shawn? Shawn was leaning against the door enjoying the view. Taker in a pair of shorts and a vest? Yes please. Shawn watches his muscles flex as he throws the rag down.

Shawn let's out a low whistle. Taker lifts his head and looks at shawn with a raised eyebrow. "Something you like boy toy?" Taker asks. "Damn right and if you don't either join me in our bedroom or finally let us have sex on one of the bikes, like right now, I will go on strike." Shawn tells him. Taker chuckles. "I don't even know what that means. But my hands are dirty and I'm tryna fix this" Taker sighs. Shawn moves over and runs his fingers through takers hair. "And you are becoming frustrated and we both know that will stop you from completing it. And we can easily shower together after-" Shawn cuts himself off with a squeal as Taker suddenly stands, lifting him up. "Bike it is then baby" Taker chuckles.

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Shawn stares at the broken vase in horror. What if it was a family vase? What if his mother hand picked it? What If it was the only thing taker had left from the house before the fire?

Shawn could feel the panic build as he dropped to his knees to pick the glass up, ignoring how it cut his skin.

He was being stupid. He was dancing around when cleaning and knocked it. It was a complete accident. He didn't mean to.

"Shawn? You good? It's fallen awfully quiet in there" Taker calls. "Yes! It's fine! Go back to your bike!" Shawn yelps. And boy wasn't that a mistake. Taker walks into the room to see Shawn hunched over something. "Shawn? What's wrong?" Taker asks. "N-Nothing!" Shawn cries. Takers eyes move to the now empty table. "Oh..oh baby it's just some ugly vase kane brought me, I've been tryna get rid of it for years." Taker tells him. He quickly moves to shawn as he sees the man shaking.

He kneels and takes shawns hands into his, brushing the glass off. "Baby, seriously its okay" Taker tells him softly. Shawn looks at him with watery eyes. "Yeah?" Shawn asks quietly. "Yeah. Didn't like it anyway. It was ugly and stupid." Taker tells him before kissing his hands. "Cmon, let's clean you up and then I'll clean this mess. And we won't tell kane." Taker tells him. "Okay..ok" Shawn whispers with a nod. "Atta boy" Taker smiles wiping shawns eyes and kissing his head.

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NOTES

Out here saving my life with these asks.

Writers block and editors block has been kicking my ass lately.

Not amused at all.

Which is why these are so short.